The female elephant seals r very calm,relax,and friendly and while the males r very aggresive and brutal,they r weddell seals that very calm just lik those female elephant seals
On the contrary; the seals--recognizing warmth as an asset--readily cuddle up to the human precisely because he's warm, just like a cat does. Neither animal knows or particularly cares what the hell you "are" (any more than they know what THEY "are"), but they're social creatures willing to accept that you're harmless and warm. Good enough. This is the Arctic. Cuddle time.
@@harveywallbanger3123 well i think they know who they are just they can't really tell that and besides mirrors are kinda hard to tell its you for a second
@JayLeeBeanz it appears to be an inborn trait which. doesn't require reinforcement. Dozens of animal species have gone extinct due to their inborn lack of fear of other animals.
Lmao I’m glad I’m not the only one that found that funny. I had to check the comment section after hearing that just to see if anybody acknowledged it.
"And in truth, I can no longer discern the distinctions myself. Now I must go out and be with my people. Fore us seals must bulk up if we are to survive the winter."
*+Random User ji* wikipedia.org/wiki/-ji _ /|\_ 🙇 our species (Homo Sapiens) may not have a monopoly on *many* things we can do, we think we've exclusivity over.
@@freddimaus Thanks. I wasn't sure. I thought it literally shat itself and since the time is right between two pictures, I couldn't tell which one I was supposed to look at and I couldn't see anything anyway. I would have never guessed it was all about that seal coughing. 😅😂
A wild Filing cabinet Most mammals (including marine mammals) have an innate instinct to bond by "cuddling". The seal was essentially saying "I trust you, let's be friends"; it also was possibly asserting dominance over what it may have perceived as a smaller seal.
@ No, malt is the correct terminology. Seals in refular contact with humans usually begin consuming a milkshake-based diet, for extra roundness. This makes their farts smell like vanilla, which is colloquially called "malting."
@Roger Dodger do you think those seals that were killed and their fur harvested for coats learned to be cautious of humans? Idk how intelligent they are, but I know some whales (even if it hasn't happened for decades) are still wary of certain coastlines because humans used to hunt them there. Some actually brave their babies been hunted by orcas because they're so cautious and remember what happened at this coastline (wish I could remember what it's called).
Them seeing us as friends are literally the exact same as us seeing them as friends. We judge our own kind off of looks, and only people who want to be perfect care about the looks of animals, and they are generally not well liked.
Yeah this comment just goes to show your lack of understanding. Species judge among their own because they know what to look for and they evolved for that. Females will select the male based on what she likes and vice versa. But across species we don't know what is attractive and what's not, we cannot even interact properly aside from just poking touching and making noises. So across species what's more important is earning that trust and learning about each other, basically it's just curiosity at that point.
@@BrickleYourFrickle yeah no shit dude. I just think it's funny how his voice sounds when they tried to dub it in English while including his little laughs
![man plays with some thicc seal pups [Part 1.1]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/mubUaMIVudc/mqdefault.jpg)
![man plays with some thicc seal pups [Part 1.1]](/img/tr.png)
I like how that dude’s laughter was dubbed.
Yeah that was so fuckin weird 😂
Why do they feel the need to do that... So uncomfortable hahaha
Tbh I prefer the subbed. Much more emotion there.
It’s supposed to be like he’s looking back on the experience and giving his commentary
I imagine he was laughing but the microphone didnt pic it up well so they dubbed it in.
Seals are literally just balls with faces that make fart noises
They have begun to molt
PPPFTF!
Lololol
Farting makes me happy
They're not even round...
Øverhauł that’s why there so cute
It's hard seeing other people live out your dream.
Yeah
You're right
Indeed.
I wanna be a water sausage handler 😭
Me 😂😂💀💀
"I know it's not very scientific of me, but I couldn't resist"
*Headbutts seals neck*
Which answers my question how long can filmers and others resist baby animals looking at them, all cute and shit.
What neck?
0:42
there you go
1:56
this one too
That’s the way they play
Me: "They are so similar to us!"
Seal at 1:41: proceeding to scratch its ass.
Me: "Awww
I think it's belly, but not ass
Where is your ass located on your body?
Those are some friendly water sausages
The female elephant seals r very calm,relax,and friendly and while the males r very aggresive and brutal,they r weddell seals that very calm just lik those female elephant seals
Is that a reference to something?
So round!
So firm!
So fully packed!
Sea poops
@@afriendlybearlad8732 not as cute
Seals: “we must warm the weird hairless one, for he must be so cold...
C a g e d B i r d C a l a m i t y 😭
On the contrary; the seals--recognizing warmth as an asset--readily cuddle up to the human precisely because he's warm, just like a cat does. Neither animal knows or particularly cares what the hell you "are" (any more than they know what THEY "are"), but they're social creatures willing to accept that you're harmless and warm. Good enough. This is the Arctic. Cuddle time.
Do you know why they’re fat
Their blubber keeps them warm
Seals speak in old English? That makes them cooler tbh
@@harveywallbanger3123 well i think they know who they are just they can't really tell that and besides mirrors are kinda hard to tell its you for a second
Scientific Community: You cannot interact with the animals
This guy: wATcH mE
Please Replace wATcH mE with _Observe_
“Moments like this take me back to my own childhood”
What kind of fucked up siblings did this nut job have?
@@colin-campbell He was raised by a seal you idiot. Watch the full documentary; before you make ignorant comments
AS A SCIENTIST YEA
It's for science
2:33
_Moments like this take me back to my own childhood... when I was a little seal_
Selkie moment
“Moments like this take me back to my childhood” -uses fat friend as cushion-
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂.
Oof!
Oh yeah takes me back! To when my older brothers sat on me and farted lol
@@janieerichardson *
This dude sounds like a real life anime protagonist
A anime protagonist raised by seals
Huh?
He sounds a little too into it
What Season is this?
the anime name is “There’s no way my neighbours can be this cute?!!!!!!!! monogatari of a scientific scratcher!!!”
“Moment like this take me back to me own childhood.” Ah yes, I too was a chonky, snorting water sausage in adolescence.
thank god i didn't read this when drinking a soda.
josh19941016 lol. I imagine you would have made a snort befitting a baby elephant seal
I just found your comment as it was being played
Good times, those childhood days, fond memories
And so was your family🙄
Professor : You're not allow to touch these animals as they will react aggressively toward you.
Students : Hahaha His Fur go Soft soft
Dead meme
@JayLeeBeanz this is south Georgia Island, people haven't lived there since whaling ended.
Caer Bannog Haha dead meme go brrrrrr
@JayLeeBeanz Exactly, I'm not gonna interact with one given the chance irl, but this videos is still sooooo cuteee
@JayLeeBeanz it appears to be an inborn trait which. doesn't require reinforcement. Dozens of animal species have gone extinct due to their inborn lack of fear of other animals.
"They begin to molt"
Seal: GUAGHGH
Legit sounds like a LEGO Star Wars death sound
Yall ever eat so many pizza roles you fart through your sheets?
Yes, nature can be cruel, molting when all you have are 4" flippers.
@@TheMr5x LOL!!!
Lmao I’m glad I’m not the only one that found that funny. I had to check the comment section after hearing that just to see if anybody acknowledged it.
1:02
"They began to molt"
ｎｕｃｌｅａｒ ｓｎｅｅｚｅ
That shit cracked me up lol
This is no sneeze
This a *s n o r f*
I keep rewatching this scene I love it sm 🥺💖
*AUUGGGNMMFFFT*
1:05.
Omgg they’re purring like kitties!!
your cats purr by doing fart sounds???
@@mario927265 lol
I don't know about the kitties you've heard but I think they need help
I think you should just put your cat down if it sounded like this lol
the replies 🤣🤣🤣 I’M WHEEZING
“Thanks for the scratches man”
Seal-
Why did you steal my picture
1000th like 👍
I don't remember that song
therealhenryfondle are you challenging me child
The captions of this make it even better
[thicc seal theme song]
Just what I was thinking.
Especially when warn you about farts
*atomic sneeze*
[strange re-recording of him laughing]
This guy has the voice of an anime protagonist narrating their own story.
🤣🤣🤣
Nadia Caesar he does sound like one
Naruto clothes?
Sonna wake janeee yo
Nadia Caesar anime is for the super cringy people of the world.
I wonder if some seal mothers saw this happening, and just said, “Yeah, that’s fine.” Free babysitter, so why complain?
@TcZ lol damn not 90%😂 but you're not wrong
But they are fully wheened and independent 🤷♂️ your joke crashed for me in lap 1 🤷♂️
Lucky mothers never attacked.
@@GregorioStyreco "Timmy can you please stop over thinking things and eat your chicken nuggies"
These pups are so trusting and pure...
They are just water dogs.
Except dogs are assholes compared to these
I always thought it was just a domestic dog that lives in the water.
They are water dogs
God just ran out of land space for dogs and made a format for the water that's all
@@Mysillyium I think you might be on to something
Seal: *has the itch*
Man: This looks like a job for me.
So every puppy, just follow me
Thiago Maeda Casanova Because you feel so itchy, without me
Ian Rushing Now this looks like a job for me
@@wateryoudoing3597 So all the seals, just follow me
Cause it feels so itchy without me
Luckiest man alive
Are you counting that guy who was attacked by a herd of golden retriever puppies...?
Limi V I’m allergic to dog fur 🤧
@@larneclown6295 That should be officially recognized as a physical and emotional disability. So very sorry you must endure that
@@limiv5272 Agreed. Here's his F.
Limi V yes, and when I see my friend’s dog I have to stay far away.
When it cuts to the entire penguin colony staring down at them at the end, I felt that
Yeah like go 'head human, have fun until lunchtime...
"execute order 66"
None:
Seals: *aggressive fart roaring*
Corey Bullock 😂😂😂😂
I thought that was a fart! That guy better be careful, he will get farted on!
0:28 Halp! I need milk!
it was more like a big long burp if you ask me xD
I fucking dread seeing this old ass meme.
They are all like “he’s a funny looking orange seal but we like him!”
Coconut ScienceGirl92 XDDDD
That nigga not orange
But seals are colorblind
“They’ve begun to molt”
*[Enderman sound]*
I'm fucking dead. 🤣
Lol
That is not their final form!
OMG ITS BEAUTIFUL HAHA🤣🤣
I CANT AHAHH
2:43 GOD I'M MELTING, HOW CUTE WAS THAT
“I know, it’s not very scientific of me, but I just can’t resist these furry little bodies”
Not only a man of science but of culture as well
OwO
UwU
;)
They arent littol btw bruh
_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_
“Day 12: The seals still think I’m one of them.”
"And in truth, I can no longer discern the distinctions myself. Now I must go out and be with my people. Fore us seals must bulk up if we are to survive the winter."
“Month 4: EEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGG!! *sneezes and farts*”
“Day 1: i have spotted what seems to be our missing photographer.. pretending to be a seal. I must pretend to be a seal to get closer”
Day 102 i have now become the alpha male of the group, i also mated with a female
azt mondod?
*"Moments like this take me back to my childhood"*
Ah yes, I too had bigger siblings that would sit on me and fart.
prettyinink Just finger blast them to show dominance.
prettyinink i cried reading this
I can’t tell if this is a unknowing comment from a only child or a comment from the youngest in the family....
@@-bepsico- pleas tell me your talking about the siblings not the seals
@@peanutgallery5427 lol
This dude living out my dream 😭
Does this man need an assistant, because I am packing my bags as we speak?!
i think we would all pack up to see them thicc boi's :3
Not if i get there first!
I am on a jetski
Lol
@@thisislaflaretv5250 Where r u guyz? I am here now, standing in front of the house. Update me plz tnkz
People: lends seals a hand scratching their fur
Me: *Plays the seals as drums*
"Rush - YYZ but the drums are played on a thicc sea doggo"
*slappity slap slap*
Lol! Now you got me curious as well
*Africa by TOTO on seals plays*
That's why I clicked.
I read it as "plays the thicc seal pups"
"It's not very scientific of me..."
Take all the time you need arctic Erwin
The first subtitle ist "[Farts]".
And im already smiling.
I geniuenly thought he would use their bellies as drums.
Same here, I got excited for nothing
Mr. mystery that’s what I though too
Oh c’mon now, you were HOPING he was gonna drum on their bellies! It’s ok, we all were.
Same I'm weird lmao
I would say thanks for the likes in an edit but i don t wanna ruin the comment. This is the most likes i ve gotten so far on yt.
I did not know that seals could scratch them selves like humans lol
wait till you smell and hear them fart then..
sailaab ... lord have mercy
@@sailaab LOL
*+Random User ji* wikipedia.org/wiki/-ji
_ /|\_ 🙇
our species (Homo Sapiens) may not have a monopoly on *many* things we can do, we think we've exclusivity over.
Yes, but sadly they cannot reach to scratch as many itches as us.
Me: I need to study for exam
UA-cam : thicc seals playing with a man
Me: I need this
Ether Nano Literally me rn
Ig students
Ether Nano Yooo haha I have a exam in about too
You don't spell thick like that
Dude same
Man couldn't resist 3 things. Status, wealth, and cuteness.
“Hello, water dogs. I am land human. Let us be friends.”
Land human? Then what's a sea human
"Pet me puny humans!"
@@dragonking4851 Mermaid 😂
“They’ve begun to molt”
Seal: *shats himself*
What ?
1:04
@@ToyGuruMan
Because of the noise ? I don't get it, sorry. :/
@@shizukagozen777 it's because my girl, it sounds like a fart
@@freddimaus
Thanks. I wasn't sure. I thought it literally shat itself and since the time is right between two pictures, I couldn't tell which one I was supposed to look at and I couldn't see anything anyway. I would have never guessed it was all about that seal coughing. 😅😂
1:02
“They’ve begun to molt.”
“CKURFGGD”
_😂_
I can't breathe
Hahahaha I don't understand why this comment isn't the most liked
@@McArthur-qn7kj
Because it isn't that funny to many people.
yes. Sounds like Mario thwomp sound lol
David broke the golden rule. Never touch the seals, let the seals touch you.
God: Let’s make a dog that can breathe underwater, only movement on land is hoping, and they will be very *T H I C C*
*God was very proud that day*
I dont think they can breath underwater.
Wtf
They don’t breathe underwater but i assume it was a joke
*Prototype dog*
"Sadly David was found dead. The cause of death was from diabetes caused by all the cuteness from the thicc bois."
Best. Captions. Ever.
I almost died reading this.
1:03
“They’ve begun to molt...”
*BIG SNEZZ*
I keep replaying 😂😂 it's so cute and hilarious
Me when I eat Chipotle...
*[atomic sneeze]*
Subtitles:
*[Farts]*
*[Happy music]*
*[T H I C C S E A L T H E M E S O N G]*
"sir you're here for science." "Nah beech Im here for sea doggo cuddles."
I heard Jenna marbles voice reading nah beech 🥺
"The seals have really accepted me as one of their own"
Seal: *proceeds to try to crush the dude*
A wild Filing cabinet Most mammals (including marine mammals) have an innate instinct to bond by "cuddling". The seal was essentially saying "I trust you, let's be friends"; it also was possibly asserting dominance over what it may have perceived as a smaller seal.
@@p1nkfreud "i like but u smol seal i big scary seal ok?"
”and the games they share”
*THICC DEMONIC FART NOISES*
Woah! What was that *noise?!*
Damn mallards...
lmfao demonic fart is 100% accurate
I thought the thicc ones were blessing him with the song of their people. 🤣💨
@@klm_shadow Reminds me of how the humpback whale's songs can be heard for up to 100 miles underwater. Just imagine if they ripped a big one...
@@treborironwolfe978 That is how tsunami's happen. XD
Thicc seal: *demoniac burping noise*
People: Interesting.
The fact they actually loved him is heartwarming
I can't wait to eat one 😀
@@nerdoroni lmao, thanks homie
"They've begun to molt."
*DEMONIC COUGH*
😂😂
😂
🤣🤣
If you comment with any type of emoji, or lol, ur a virgin
@@arson8265 😥
*[sadly David was found dead]*
*[the cause of death]*
*[diabetes caused by all the cuteness from the thicc bois]*
:O Why you on me birb?
Switch the cuteness to sweetness for it to make sense and then the joke would be good🤗
I’ve read that with the voice of David Attenborough.
Honestly, him petting them makes it so much more human
“The atmosphere on the beach is positively festive.”
Procedes to show a seal scratching itself. Yup, positively festive indeed.🤣
Shaman King profile picture! 😎👌🏼 I see you are a person of culture.
Pup: "Mom, can we keep this human as a pet?!!"
Mom: *fart noises* *burps*
Pup: "Ohh, come on, Mom~"
Pup: "Mom, can we keep this human as a pet?!!"
Mom: "We have a human at home, honey"
Human at home:
Tia Maria Bailey no
I LAUGHED SO HARD
@@mariakim19931 WRYYYYYYYYYY ZA WARUDOOOOOO
Lol, 😂
"The seals really have accepted me"
My dude, I think these absolutely pure tubes of kindness and snort would accept pretty much anyone unconditionally
The tiny fin itching their sides is so cute 😭💗
These things are just lard cylinders with a combination of fart and burp noises and it’s great
Aussie Marine plus they’re cute which makes it even better
They're just like those land whales that move around with wheels in strange places called a Whall Mert.
@@John-X except not as cute...
Like me.
@@John-X Gorl.
I love how this scientific researcher just couldn’t resist playing with them
Now no one knows why y’all are arguing about God in the comments of a video titled “man plays with some thicc seal pups [Part 1]”
Wait it's your bday today?
Jesus is not son of god or even a god, he is a Prophet
@@alahmad430 No he is The Word Of God made flesh. Gods word always existed hence Jesus is God.
Al Ahmad Mohammed isn’t even a prophet
good one @nivedlaxsea
*Captions:-''using thicc boi as pillow''*
*i lOvE iT*
''Take me back to my own childhood''
Ah yes.. I remember when my friends and I were fat tubs of lard, snorting and rolling ontop of eachother.
"Moments like these take me back to my own childhood"
boi what kind of childhood did you have
In his youth, he was a seal.
@@smiley4995 he compares his girl to kiss from a rose on the grey
I can’t stop laughing at this-
“Black at birth, their fur has turned light grey.”
Michael Jackson: *Is it possible to learn this power?*
I heard it as "Back at Earth" and had to go back and listen to it again
😆😆😆😆😆😆
This comment is so underrated I'm so sorry
....not from...The Humans
Lmao this fuckin joke made me snort water hahahaha
He attacc
He protecc
But most importantly
He THICC
The baby seals just wanted him to itch and scratch their back.
The fact that the babies are itchy and uncomfy makes me want to cry
It is the circle of life. He itch before he can be warm and tough.
@@jpa23245 the circle of life you say? 😂😂 Poetic. He itches, so those after may itch!
It wont last forever
@Rowan Melton name one
@@Helixxs when you're on the toilet and you realize you're out of toilet paper.
This is why I couldn’t film wildlife. I wouldnt be able to resist petting them which i think could lose them their jobs
Mr. Grim 501st can you pet my pp?
Jake Blaze why though?
What about spider crabs?
Desolate Satchel those exist?!
In the U.S., it can land you in jail, too. It's illegal to intentionally touch seals here.
Hell yeah. And this is why seals are my favorite animals. True gifts.
Stand User: SEAL
Stand: [farts and burps]
Is. is that... a JoJo's reference 😱
Aye ain’t that motherf**king JoJo reference? Wrryyyy
Yare Yare Daze
I love how all they do is lay down and scratch
Sounds like me
That's a little too close to home 😂😂
Hence the name SEA DOGGOS
Well their new coat is coming in so they’re a little itchy!
“I just can’t resist these furry little bodies.”
Also said by Harvey...
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
Basic Boy that gives me flashbacks to captioned seal (sea doggo)
oh *NOOOOOOO*
That's not what he meant you pervs!
That was so beautiful. What a treasure to have been able to experience such a thing
Narrator: "they've begun to malt"
Seal pup: BfHfHwHSL
1:04
L'egg
@ No, malt is the correct terminology. Seals in refular contact with humans usually begin consuming a milkshake-based diet, for extra roundness. This makes their farts smell like vanilla, which is colloquially called "malting."
UHH!
You mean moult?
2:54
Seagull is like " Yooo why is this rock moving so much"
That's a petrel (or skua) actually :)
@@alyssabullock6421 ya can't take a joke
@@thezi2141 i can take a joke, i was just passively correcting them. I found their joke amusing actually
@@alyssabullock6421 the bird?
Why dis rock squishy
If I had a trillion dollars I would give it all away if it meant I could lay around with seals and use each other as pillows.
Sad
No u wouldn't
Honestly same
with a trillion dollar you can do that and then buy a house and start your own company.
@@powderedtoastfacekillah734 That's only for people that are evil and will remove seals from their natural habitats just for they can be entertained.
"Farts"
"Happy Music"
I love the captions
No one:
Captions:
[Thicc seal theme song]
[Booping the thicc bois]
lmao
:O
[Farts]
Also [farts] [happy music]
He protecc
He attack
But most importantly,
He fatt
more like *fart
Shut the fuck up
Nawt fatt just thicc
Very orginal comment go fuck yourself
blob
Nobody:
UA-cam: wanna see a man play with some *THICC* seal pups?
Me: you bet I do!
Suck it
Doesn't this get old to you people
@@Ducky_Lucky this is 2 months old, so ye
It gets old for us too
@@Miqa-f7o *falls to the floor and dies and my dead body fades away into dust and ashes in the wind*
Animals are the best judge's of character they accept him that's Amazing
"Moments like these take me back to my own childhood"
Whew, thought I was the only person raised by seals.
Selkie moment
I shall call him Squishy and he will be mine.
dragon master
He shall be my squishy.
Nemo reference
2:22 you could say you’ve got their seal of approval
I’ll leave now
No...
Stay...
i don’t get it
@@littlebreezepaperface2587 you actually better be joking
Little Breeze / Paper Face 2 SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW
1:00 Glad to see fame didn't go to his head, still so humble. And that wave to the camera? Charming af.
Their eyes remind me of home.
Humans: more focused on the looks of someone else, and decide to be friends with another human if they want
Sea doggo: Hooman I see
Frend 4 me
@Roger Dodger do you think those seals that were killed and their fur harvested for coats learned to be cautious of humans? Idk how intelligent they are, but I know some whales (even if it hasn't happened for decades) are still wary of certain coastlines because humans used to hunt them there. Some actually brave their babies been hunted by orcas because they're so cautious and remember what happened at this coastline (wish I could remember what it's called).
That's cuuuuuute!!
Them seeing us as friends are literally the exact same as us seeing them as friends. We judge our own kind off of looks, and only people who want to be perfect care about the looks of animals, and they are generally not well liked.
@@Balend I judge them on how much their leather will sell for I don't do that with humans.
Yeah this comment just goes to show your lack of understanding. Species judge among their own because they know what to look for and they evolved for that. Females will select the male based on what she likes and vice versa. But across species we don't know what is attractive and what's not, we cannot even interact properly aside from just poking touching and making noises. So across species what's more important is earning that trust and learning about each other, basically it's just curiosity at that point.
No one:
Seal: *atomic sneeze*
Friend, you are mistaken.
That was a *S N O R F*
Thicc atomic snorf
“Moments like this take me back to my own childhood “ what were you born a seal or something
Sounded to me like he was born scratching his ass, but that's just my two cents!
We were thick like them when we were born
who cares what his line was. The man is enjoying his time with chonky water puppies you heartless bitch.
that researcher is a selkie!
dj johnson it ain’t that serious bro chilllll🤣
“Man plays with some thicc seal pups”
1.5 million people: *Interesting*
Seals open mouth:
DEMONIC FARTING NOISES
[strange re-recording of him laughing]
My guess is the shore made it too noisy to get audio on scene, so they redubbed it. Still, the redub laughter is really weird lmao
This dude's studio recorded voice sounds like a voice actor in a dubbed anime from the 90s
Weebs are the worst
@@BrickleYourFrickle yeah no shit dude. I just think it's funny how his voice sounds when they tried to dub it in English while including his little laughs
I am still amazed I what I find on UA-cam. This put a smile on my face and in my heart. Thank you for sharing these moments😊
I hate being cold, but I would happily freeze to death in this case.
Gh0st Chili how can you freeze to death when you get to cuddle a bunch of floppy lard bois?
turn on subtitles:
[farts]
[happy music]
[Itching]
I've never felt so envious of a man, he is literally in heaven, this is what the afterlife is.
0:13 "the atmosphere is festive"
Everyone about to pass out from boredness.