actually back in the 1980s"Sesame Street" had a now debunked character named "Chicken Little" who use to bully "Cookie Monster" (had nothing to do with "Big Bird")
@@thecultivatingcactus5640 Interesting! I did not remember the existence of the character (I was alive and occasionally watching Sesame Street at the time, but I guess CL didn't leave any impression on me.)
This story was far more hilarious than it has any right to be. mostly because it's literally the cookie monster from sesame street in a horror setting. Though i don't remember the sesame street cookie monster ever having a fear of chickens.
I heard another story like this with Cookie Monster- however it was an “origins story” haha It was pretty good I definitely didn’t see it coming But this was good, too
As soon as I heard "cookie" being yelled out in the background, I knew, without any doubt, the googly eyed blue demon had exited Sesame Street and was up to no good!!! "Cooookie!!! Ummmnumnumnum!!!"
You made this story 1000% better by still narrating it like you always do with full seriousness and a ton of sound work. I wish I could like this twice 😂
As soon as he said there was a low rumble that sounded like the word cookie, I knew where we were going and couldn't wait for the ride. 😂 Did not disappoint! I think the Count Chocula story made me laugh a bit more but still a solid story and narration for sure!
So... anyone else think about the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street while listening to this? But my favorite narrator, as always. Not sure how he does it, but he always manages to pick stories I love to hear.
There's 392? Oh hell yes I think I listened to just about a half already! I like seeing the numbers xD thank you, now I can go scroll down of the page without dreading that I would finish listening soon
Hey man! Awesome to see you still at it. Oh how the months and years fly by and yet still we stay true. I'm not sure if you were here from day one but I clearly remtmber seeing your numbered thak you's in the comments when I first visited. Long may you keep at it! I hope life is treating you and yours well. Cheers, Lee.
My dude... your stories just keep getting better. This is definitely one of my favorites. Some weird cross between the cookie monster and gonzo (he has a thing for chickens, you know). Kudos to you and the author.
Funny you should say that, Gonzo is also the type of journalism where the author is involved in the story, not just an observer - and that's referenced here too. Hunter Thompson was the pioneer if I'm not mistaken.
@@durere LMAO, GREAT catch!!! Wordplay is so much fun!! Add some related trivia, and you've won my appreciation!! Hats Off, Take Care All, Amanda Heath
It's definitely a fun one too!! Playful, and a bit macabre. Those are definitely great ingredients for an entertaining recipe... Er, I mean tale!! 🍪👀🍪👀🍪🧿🧿😂!! Take Care Of Yourselves, People, Amanda H.
@@debbieheath7838 aren't you a bundle of hyper....stuff. I appreciate your appreciation, language is also one of my triggers. So let me recommend a song, that's also witty and a bit macabre: Aesop Rock - Churro
WOW! This great story took me right back to 1968, when I spent an hour every day watching Sesame Street with my 2 yr old sister-the sister I’d begged for for 10 years. I can’t guess how often we sang, “C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me. Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C, oh boy!” And “Three of these things belong together, three of these things are kind of the same…!” Ironically, I’m 66 years old, and now I spend most of my day looking for things I’ve misplaced and apologizing for forgetting something important, but I remember SS songs I sang with my baby sister 55 years ago!
What kind of communist abandons a cookie factory?! The sheer audacity... Fantastic narration, my friend. Best narrator on UA-cam giving us another gem. Take care and be well, Lighthouse. Your work is very much appreciated.
Oh soooo awesome. Cookie Monster was one of my favorite Sesame Street characters. Also your command of multiple voices is even better than before. These voices were similar in tone bit still distinct and without faltering in performance. This story brought me joy. 😊
Love the thumbnail. The first thing I thought of when I saw it was that "horror" film, Gingerdead Man🤣 Also as soon as I heard the grunted "cookie", all I could think about is a certain monster😂, and turns out I was on the money😆.
The title alone makes me think of a twisted version of Candy Land called Run for Your Life, Candyman! You play a gingerbread man who has won Candy Land, made it to the Candy Castle only to find it's really a packaging facility for gingerbread men. You have to run for your life back down the game board, but now everything is darker since you've seen behind the curtain.
"In today's video, a young reporter goes to an abandoned cookie factory and comes face to face with something terrifying." An oatmeal-raisin cookie?! 🍪😱🍪😱🍪😱 🤣
That feel when the silly joke premise story becomes your favorite story of the year as far as writing, comedy, and narrative delivery. 11/10 one of the best narrators on YT rn. Thank you 👑👑👑👑👑👑👑
Great story one of the more interesting ideas I've heard in awhile as usual top notch voice work Stephen and to the writer kudos good work keep it up love to hear more
That was sooooo funny. Which was completely unexpected. Thank you so much for the hilarious twist. I've got to save it for my grandsons . Especially Frankie. He's a you artist. His big brother is the writer. It would be so cool for Caden and Frankie to come up with their first collaboration together. Can't wait to share it with them. Frankie turns 9 today and Caden turns 14 in November. So thank you for the story to send them. You're awesome. Your Fan Grandma Jessi.
Damn, I love eating cookies! Your quick intro reminds me of that cool video you did that had 5 stories & we got to see you. It reminds me of Night Gallery, Twilight Zone, & the outer limits! ASTOUNDING & SPECTACULAR WORK you give us. Thank you, my friend!🔥👊😎🔥
The VooDoo shop is definately in the top 3 of the best stories. This cookie monster story was a funny break from the horror that's usually on. Well written, great narration as usual. Can't wait for the next one
I’m digging the lil intros you’ve started doing- that IS new right? Or have I JUST noticed..? I love your channel, you have quickly become my fav.😊 EDIT: “cookies made from the same stuff you are!”??? That’s scary af when ya think about it.
Most terrifying story I've ever heard in my life. I'll never look at googly eyes the same way again. On the plus side, it did make these Famous Amos cookies only taste better.
I had to keep from laughing to loud when the protagonist was yelling at the mixer, I don't want to wake my spouse from their nap. "How do you like them cookies." had me dying!! 🤣🤣
*"JOURNALISM BITCH"* I see the powers of journalism have prevailed once again 🤣🤣 On another note this reminds me of another story I found about our favorite blue monster! It's set in a world that's about to get post apocalyptic, it's pretty sad but an interesting read!
I was trying so hard to not listen to any of the new stories for the past 3 weeks or so, wanted to wait till after surgery during recovery but I am so glad I decided to listen to this one to calm my nerves. Such a good story! Absolutely loved it. You really brought it to life! The most hilarious one I’ve heard, and I used to love the Cookie Monster 😂
@@lisaspada2125 Well I think I got some good news. Somebody told me he was out of the hospital yesterday, but I haven't confirmed it yet. It's sometimes hard to get information or updates. It's still unofficial because I'm not sure if the guy was yanking my chain or not. Hopefully things are improving and hopefully I'll get an update. If I find out it was a lie, I'm gonna give that guy a knuckle sandwich because that's not something to lie about. Hopefully it's true though. I'm gonna be finishing up fixing my car soon and come to pay him a visit. I already got it running, I just need to put the splash guards back on, retorque my lug nuts, duct tape my intake hose, change the oil, and top off the fluids. It'll be ready for the hour and a half drive and the muddy dirt road on the way there. Thank you so much again for your prayers. I believe they really helped. God bless you.
I loved this story so much! "The anatomy of the animal suggests an ambush predator" I've seen suggested in a meme and somebody finally turned it into a story. An amazing story too!
Obviously this is only a distant relative to the Cookie Monster we all knew & loved- I never saw mine kill or running around… maybe when I was asleep??? I hope this news doesn’t go too public, kids everywhere will be traumatised!! 😂😂😂♥️♥️♥️😎🇦🇺✌️
"You can't kill it??? It could be like, one of the most important specimens for humanity scientific advancement???" "Bro I have worked here like 82 years, I don't care, I'm killing it" The way I would usually be all for the reporter's side but this is so ridiculous that I'm agreeing with Mr. Cookie guy
Okay that was a cool story! I was expecting something wayyyy different! With gingerbread men.. but yeah... lol I don’t wanna spoil it for anyone. COOOOOOOOKKKIIEEEE
Hysterically well done horror! Well written by sarcasonomicon, richly performed as only Lighthouse Horror can! Had me laughing while also pondering the terrifying implications embedded within. Excellent work by both Thank you both very much!!
Hahaha, oh how good! Thank you Stephen, for both finding this and then working your magic on it. The shocking brutality and excellent humor in this had me cackling like the witch from the wizard of Oz, and I loved it!. I suspect the author was inspired by either a fever dream or an over indulgence of the blue M&M's 🤔. I'm away to listen through again. Have a great weekend Stephen. Cheers, Lee.
Loved it !! LOL I don't like monster movies (except Kaiju movies), don't like the blood and gore. But this story was funny, cute and disturbing all at the same time. And yes, I pictured a very large Sesame St. Cookie Monster through the story.
This sounds like it would be a good jump scare game😂. You start as the journalist being told to go to the factory and end up at the part where you have to run through random rooms and hallways from the monster while looking for the chicken.
This was awesome! Could have easily turned out as just a goofy farce, but they played the humor tone just right. I had no idea that I could get a scare from a cookie monster story. I think I need more muppet monster horror.
If anybody knows of any narrators as good as lighthouse I could really use the recommendations, Ive already watched all the way through to year old lighthouse videos
I usually don't comment on your videos, but over the past year I've watched roughly all your content. I felt the need to give my opinion and say I'm not a huge fan of the story topic introduction you did in your most recent 2 videos, I feel they detract from the surprise factor of the story a bit. Love ya, keep up the work. I always eagerly await new uploads.
You made my day with this one!! I laughed I was sad when it ended so I just listened to it again and again!! Thank you for making me forget my worries. Really needed a little distraction from the doom and gloom of our world. FYI I raise chickens for future information
This story needs to be turned into a Tim Burton animated movie. I can just imagine Tim Burton's darker version of the cookie monster and the journalist portrayed as a scrawny and pale-looking person
YES! Great idea! I can imagine going to take the garbage out one night. There is a full moon shining on the trash can......l hoist the bag up, and the lid springs open, and, and, and.......! Was Oscar the one who lived in the garbage can?
"I'm 82 years old and I run a cookie factory, do you think I know how to blow things up?". Honestly 10/10 line
Honestly, as explosively flammable as powdered flour is, yeah I do😅
@@TheColdbloodassassin anything in powdered form is flammable never the less explosive in the right combination of circumstances
@@moneybilla True, however in this specific case, flour is the main focus since the old man is a baker by trade.
I'm still obsessed with "Journalism bitch" and "How do you like those cookies?!"
🤣🤣🤣
This calls for a sequel, in which our protagonist meets a huge yellow beast and realizes where the fear of chickens comes from.
Oh yeah! That sounds like a great idea! 🐓👌👌👍👍
actually back in the 1980s"Sesame Street" had a now debunked character named "Chicken Little" who use to bully "Cookie Monster" (had nothing to do with "Big Bird")
@@thecultivatingcactus5640 Interesting! I did not remember the existence of the character (I was alive and occasionally watching Sesame Street at the time, but I guess CL didn't leave any impression on me.)
A yes the large feathered yellow beast.
The yellow beast or a green trash can beast
Narrator: But it’s sentient.
Bruce: It’s an asshole.
I almost died laughing at that.
I spit my drink out when he said that lmfao
This story was far more hilarious than it has any right to be. mostly because it's literally the cookie monster from sesame street in a horror setting. Though i don't remember the sesame street cookie monster ever having a fear of chickens.
I know right just like that diner horror story
The side of Cookie Monster we don’t see
Don’t understand why they just didn’t market the cookies as dog biscuits instead of cookies since the guy even said they were just dog biscuits
@@ImSoToastie because...they were DOG cookies.
I heard another story like this with Cookie Monster- however it was an “origins story” haha
It was pretty good
I definitely didn’t see it coming
But this was good, too
As soon as I heard "cookie" being yelled out in the background, I knew, without any doubt, the googly eyed blue demon had exited Sesame Street and was up to no good!!! "Cooookie!!! Ummmnumnumnum!!!"
😆
😂🤣
You made this story 1000% better by still narrating it like you always do with full seriousness and a ton of sound work. I wish I could like this twice 😂
As soon as he said there was a low rumble that sounded like the word cookie, I knew where we were going and couldn't wait for the ride. 😂 Did not disappoint! I think the Count Chocula story made me laugh a bit more but still a solid story and narration for sure!
Agreed the diner one was also hilarious 🤣
@@oisinlynch8427 Most definitely!
@@oisinlynch8427 What is the name of the diner story? Somehow I've missed some real gems, and have no idea how I did! Thank you!
This story had me laughing out loud. Absolutely hilarious. Well done my friend.
I guess you could say... That's the way the cookie crumbles.
Me, too! I actually scared the sleeping dogs. 😂😂
The passing thought that the lack of a 'reserve chicken' was negligent cracked me up.
this story was such a shitpost! I loved it!
"IT'S an asshole!" Omg I was dying😂😂
So... anyone else think about the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street while listening to this?
But my favorite narrator, as always. Not sure how he does it, but he always manages to pick stories I love to hear.
I giggled as he was describing the monster
Exactly my thoughts 😂😂
How can you not?
pretty sure that was intentional
My thoughts excactly. Now... Only one question remains: Where are the other muppets? Where is Kermit, Miss Piggy, Gonzo and Grover?
Part 392 of thanking the lighthouse horror for their constant uploads
There's 392? Oh hell yes I think I listened to just about a half already! I like seeing the numbers xD thank you, now I can go scroll down of the page without dreading that I would finish listening soon
@@KINGKOON777 he posted every single day in 2021. 😭😭 the level of commitment .
Part 392 of thanking you for being you
I second that, thank you!
Hey man! Awesome to see you still at it. Oh how the months and years fly by and yet still we stay true. I'm not sure if you were here from day one but I clearly remtmber seeing your numbered thak you's in the comments when I first visited. Long may you keep at it! I hope life is treating you and yours well. Cheers, Lee.
This made me literally lol several times. “It’s…….an asshole” 😂
My dude... your stories just keep getting better. This is definitely one of my favorites. Some weird cross between the cookie monster and gonzo (he has a thing for chickens, you know). Kudos to you and the author.
Funny you should say that, Gonzo is also the type of journalism where the author is involved in the story, not just an observer - and that's referenced here too. Hunter Thompson was the pioneer if I'm not mistaken.
@@durere LMAO, GREAT catch!!! Wordplay is so much fun!! Add some related trivia, and you've won my appreciation!!
Hats Off,
Take Care All,
Amanda Heath
It's definitely a fun one too!! Playful, and a bit macabre. Those are definitely great ingredients for an entertaining recipe... Er, I mean tale!! 🍪👀🍪👀🍪🧿🧿😂!!
Take Care Of Yourselves, People,
Amanda H.
The chicken is Big Bird.
@@debbieheath7838 aren't you a bundle of hyper....stuff. I appreciate your appreciation, language is also one of my triggers.
So let me recommend a song, that's also witty and a bit macabre:
Aesop Rock - Churro
This story is like dark humour, I love it.
"But..it talks! It's sentient!"
"IT'S an a**hole!"
Love this story.
This man's boss had better give him a raise.
lol 👊
In this economy?
The expression when the old man say "he'll think you're a COOKIE". Excellently read
WOW! This great story took me right back to 1968, when I spent an hour every day watching Sesame Street with my 2 yr old sister-the sister I’d begged for for 10 years. I can’t guess how often we sang, “C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me. Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C, oh boy!” And “Three of these things belong together, three of these things are kind of the same…!” Ironically, I’m 66 years old, and now I spend most of my day looking for things I’ve misplaced and apologizing for forgetting something important, but I remember SS songs I sang with my baby sister 55 years ago!
What kind of communist abandons a cookie factory?! The sheer audacity...
Fantastic narration, my friend. Best narrator on UA-cam giving us another gem.
Take care and be well, Lighthouse. Your work is very much appreciated.
You crack me up 🤣 & I totally agree with you my friend! 🔥👊😎🔥🍪🍪🍪🍪
@@TENZEN._. ¹
@@jannamyers6792 2
Oh soooo awesome. Cookie Monster was one of my favorite Sesame Street characters. Also your command of multiple voices is even better than before. These voices were similar in tone bit still distinct and without faltering in performance. This story brought me joy. 😊
Love the thumbnail. The first thing I thought of when I saw it was that "horror" film, Gingerdead Man🤣 Also as soon as I heard the grunted "cookie", all I could think about is a certain monster😂, and turns out I was on the money😆.
Same path my brain took!
My "wait a minute" moment came when he started to describe the fur, then the eyes......cackled like a hoarse hyena after
Poor Cookie Monster. I’m 48 and still have my plushie of him that I’ve had since I was 4. 🥰
Was anyone else suspicious when the cookies were made from *Exactly* the same constitute parts as a human? 😅
The title alone makes me think of a twisted version of Candy Land called Run for Your Life, Candyman! You play a gingerbread man who has won Candy Land, made it to the Candy Castle only to find it's really a packaging facility for gingerbread men. You have to run for your life back down the game board, but now everything is darker since you've seen behind the curtain.
What's the title showing up as for you?
For me it's about a detective and a den of skinwalkers 🤦♂️
"In today's video, a young reporter goes to an abandoned cookie factory and comes face to face with something terrifying."
An oatmeal-raisin cookie?!
🍪😱🍪😱🍪😱
🤣
Perfect timing! Like always, you never disappoint Stephen!!!
I am always so happy to see a new story from Lighthouse. Watch the commercials and like the video, it is the least we can do.
He gets the most revenue if you click on the ad. Easy enough to click it, close it, then skip.
"Their cookies suck." Not gonna lie that gave me a good chuckle.
What a hoot! Very nice change of pace! Thank you, Stephen!
I want some lighthouse horror cookies now.
As Arnold once said: PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN......NOW!!!
"Journalism bitch!" Is by far the best line to date from any journalist, anywhere! 🤣 This is gold!
Old comment I know but I cannot stop laughing at that line. It's pure gold.
The perfect blend of comedy and horror. This story made my day!
That feel when the silly joke premise story becomes your favorite story of the year as far as writing, comedy, and narrative delivery. 11/10 one of the best narrators on YT rn. Thank you 👑👑👑👑👑👑👑
Great story one of the more interesting ideas I've heard in awhile as usual top notch voice work Stephen and to the writer kudos good work keep it up love to hear more
That was sooooo funny. Which was completely unexpected. Thank you so much for the hilarious twist. I've got to save it for my grandsons . Especially Frankie. He's a you artist. His big brother is the writer. It would be so cool for Caden and Frankie to come up with their first collaboration together. Can't wait to share it with them. Frankie turns 9 today and Caden turns 14 in November. So thank you for the story to send them. You're awesome.
Your Fan
Grandma Jessi.
As someone who grew up with Sesame Street and also Creepypastas I love this whole story
"Who doesn't have a backup chicken?" Mr Lighthouse, you are an absolute classic. Love it, so darn funny.
Damn, I love eating cookies! Your quick intro reminds me of that cool video you did that had 5 stories & we got to see you. It reminds me of Night Gallery, Twilight Zone, & the outer limits!
ASTOUNDING & SPECTACULAR WORK you give us. Thank you, my friend!🔥👊😎🔥
You've seen Stephen!!!!!what does he look like, !!!!!
Which video?
@@cherryclarke4704 He is Handsome. He is cool 😎 (I’m straight, my woman is sitting next to me as I write it. She is smiling as i post this.)
@@WindyBurns he took the video down. He had a reason but I forgot what it was. 😔
*tenzen*
🍪🥛🍪 here's for you my dear friend & your Mrs.
Have a great Friday💙
Hey lighthouse, love all your videos! Are we maybe gonna get the rest of the voodoo shop story maybe? Have a great night!
Yes!!!
The VooDoo shop is definately in the top 3 of the best stories. This cookie monster story was a funny break from the horror that's usually on. Well written, great narration as usual. Can't wait for the next one
This author is going to the "bad place" for doing this to such a loveable character!🤣
Absolutely perfect timing on this one. Looking forward to it!
I’m digging the lil intros you’ve started doing- that IS new right? Or have I JUST noticed..? I love your channel, you have quickly become my fav.😊
EDIT: “cookies made from the same stuff you are!”??? That’s scary af when ya think about it.
This story is amazing. Thank you. 💙
So, basically for any aspiring journalists, when you go to do an interview for a story...carry a backup Chicken with you, just in case.
Just in time to crawl into bed after a long day. Your the best, Stephen.💕
Me to xx I love his voice and often find myself falling asleep to him xx
Most terrifying story I've ever heard in my life. I'll never look at googly eyes the same way again. On the plus side, it did make these Famous Amos cookies only taste better.
Light House bro thanks for the story its one of the few things I look forward to in life.
Great story! Thoroughly enjoyed it. Thank you.
Once Again a Flawless Story and Narration
I had to keep from laughing to loud when the protagonist was yelling at the mixer, I don't want to wake my spouse from their nap. "How do you like them cookies." had me dying!! 🤣🤣
I have been loving ur videos I appreciate u posting so constantly
Why is the monster afraid of chickens out of all of the things that it could be afraid of 😂 I love it!❤️ this is going on my top 10
"It's an asshole".. that had me laughing so hard..🤣🤣
Oh my, this story is just wonderful.
I went in thinking this was going to be ridiculous, about a gingerbread man going crazy. Totally didn't expect Cookie Monster to be the culprit.
*"JOURNALISM BITCH"*
I see the powers of journalism have prevailed once again 🤣🤣
On another note this reminds me of another story I found about our favorite blue monster! It's set in a world that's about to get post apocalyptic, it's pretty sad but an interesting read!
This was an excellent narration. You were absolutely entertaining, Stephen. Thank you so much.
This was the silliest creepypasta I've ever heard. And I love it
I was trying so hard to not listen to any of the new stories for the past 3 weeks or so, wanted to wait till after surgery during recovery but I am so glad I decided to listen to this one to calm my nerves.
Such a good story! Absolutely loved it. You really brought it to life! The most hilarious one I’ve heard, and I used to love the Cookie Monster 😂
🤣 fun one! Journalism bitch! Remember friends, always have a backup chicken.
Thank you Stephen for the awesome birthday treat. Best surprise I could have gotten. As always a top notch narration and definitely made my morning.❤️
Hey how's your friend my friend ? 🙂
@@lisaspada2125 Well I think I got some good news. Somebody told me he was out of the hospital yesterday, but I haven't confirmed it yet. It's sometimes hard to get information or updates. It's still unofficial because I'm not sure if the guy was yanking my chain or not. Hopefully things are improving and hopefully I'll get an update. If I find out it was a lie, I'm gonna give that guy a knuckle sandwich because that's not something to lie about. Hopefully it's true though. I'm gonna be finishing up fixing my car soon and come to pay him a visit. I already got it running, I just need to put the splash guards back on, retorque my lug nuts, duct tape my intake hose, change the oil, and top off the fluids. It'll be ready for the hour and a half drive and the muddy dirt road on the way there. Thank you so much again for your prayers. I believe they really helped. God bless you.
I loved this story so much! "The anatomy of the animal suggests an ambush predator" I've seen suggested in a meme and somebody finally turned it into a story. An amazing story too!
Since I was a child I have suffered from nightmares of the Cookie Monster chasing me. I am 46 years old and still have these nightmares.
I really expected the monster to eat people, then poop out cookies, that the company was packaging and selling.
That would have been worse lol
I was picturing this so clearly as you were telling it and laughing myself silly. Great telling!
PERFECT story, I'm finishing up the final touches on my grandson's COOKIE MONSTER CAKE!
No joke! We love COOKIE MONSTER; HERE! 🤍💗
Obviously this is only a distant relative to the Cookie Monster we all knew & loved- I never saw mine kill or running around… maybe when I was asleep??? I hope this news doesn’t go too public, kids everywhere will be traumatised!! 😂😂😂♥️♥️♥️😎🇦🇺✌️
My dude. This was an awesome story. Amazing imagination visuals.
"You can't kill it??? It could be like, one of the most important specimens for humanity scientific advancement???"
"Bro I have worked here like 82 years, I don't care, I'm killing it"
The way I would usually be all for the reporter's side but this is so ridiculous that I'm agreeing with Mr. Cookie guy
Yet another masterpiece!!!! I was having a horrible day, untill I found this story. Thank you!!!!
I am safe. I rear chickens, lots of chickens!!! You hear that Cookie Monsters???!!!
This is a perfect video game Boss fight. RIP Bruce.
"Emergency chicken" is something everyone should have.
Okay that was a cool story! I was expecting something wayyyy different! With gingerbread men.. but yeah... lol I don’t wanna spoil it for anyone. COOOOOOOOKKKIIEEEE
That is one evil looking cookie....I bet it taste delicious!
Hysterically well done horror! Well written by sarcasonomicon, richly performed as only Lighthouse Horror can! Had me laughing while also pondering the terrifying implications embedded within. Excellent work by both Thank you both very much!!
Fully agree!
I always enjoy horror stories with humor mixed in.
Hahaha, oh how good! Thank you Stephen, for both finding this and then working your magic on it. The shocking brutality and excellent humor in this had me cackling like the witch from the wizard of Oz, and I loved it!. I suspect the author was inspired by either a fever dream or an over indulgence of the blue M&M's 🤔. I'm away to listen through again. Have a great weekend Stephen. Cheers, Lee.
I love it COOKIE'S like your cookie monster voice
Loved it !! LOL
I don't like monster movies (except Kaiju movies), don't like the blood and gore.
But this story was funny, cute and disturbing all at the same time.
And yes, I pictured a very large Sesame St. Cookie Monster through the story.
"what the actual fuuuu-"
"good question!"
I lost.
I usually don't like joke creepy pastas but this was a good mix of horror and comedy. I actually got a good chuckle and a chill lol
This sounds like it would be a good jump scare game😂. You start as the journalist being told to go to the factory and end up at the part where you have to run through random rooms and hallways from the monster while looking for the chicken.
This was awesome! Could have easily turned out as just a goofy farce, but they played the humor tone just right. I had no idea that I could get a scare from a cookie monster story. I think I need more muppet monster horror.
Omg!! This was a hilariously scary story! I loved it! I was hollering in laughter listening to it! Thank you for this!😭🤣😂💀🐓🐓🍪🍪
Hahahaha this one was amazing. Your crotchety old guy voices just keep getting better! Made my day 🍪🍪🍪
If anybody knows of any narrators as good as lighthouse I could really use the recommendations, Ive already watched all the way through to year old lighthouse videos
This one cracked me up. I always disliked the cookie monster! More of Count kinda girl!
Same. The count always made my day!
Next time on creepypasta:
“1 blood-drained reporter...
*2 blood-drained reporters...*
*_3 blood-drained reporters! AH AH AH...”_*
@@williamwebb580 perfect! 🤣
That monster sound soooo cute. Fluffy blue and only says cookies. I will have him xxx
Oh man, sooooo good! Thanks again for what you do. I think my childhood took a bit of a hit today. LOL!!!
I usually don't comment on your videos, but over the past year I've watched roughly all your content. I felt the need to give my opinion and say I'm not a huge fan of the story topic introduction you did in your most recent 2 videos, I feel they detract from the surprise factor of the story a bit.
Love ya, keep up the work. I always eagerly await new uploads.
Ok guys I needed that laugh 😂 I haven’t laugh that hard in a while!!!! Thank You, Sir very much for the laugh 😹
I can’t stop laughing… it’s so funny & the narration is as always -AWESOME!!!
You made my day with this one!! I laughed I was sad when it ended so I just listened to it again and again!!
Thank you for making me forget my worries. Really needed a little distraction from the doom and gloom of our world.
FYI I raise chickens for future information
Journalist: but it talks. It's sentient
Bruce: IT is an asshole.
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Yes a new scary story thank you so much
“I don’t care I hate it” is such a mood
This story needs to be turned into a Tim Burton animated movie. I can just imagine Tim Burton's darker version of the cookie monster and the journalist portrayed as a scrawny and pale-looking person
Ok, life lesson learned. ALWAYS have a backup chicken!!
This should be a new series, call it. THE SESAME STREET OF HORROR!!! do something with Oscar the grouch, big bird, and that lil demon elmo.
YES! Great idea! I can imagine going to take the garbage out one night. There is a full moon shining on the trash can......l hoist the bag up, and the lid springs open, and, and, and.......! Was Oscar the one who lived in the garbage can?
@@puca7908 Oscar drags in the unsuspecting victim into his can of death!!!! Lmao. That would be awesome.