true you know this especally if you watch fortnite videos where there are free vbucks scams or if you watch roblox videos where there are free robux scams
It's bad enough to have a dull machete, but never use a dull needle. Wish me luck everyone, taking my Phlebotomy exam tomorrow, hoping to move up from nursing assistant to CPT. Edit: I passed!!!
@Miguel Messina there is one example in this very video, a few earlier exceptions and James said he regrets giving one to Dallas in Alien (which is why he decided to not give one if there are no weak kills in a movie)
@@quicksilveryt4000 gore isn't necessary - for example Dallas in Alien or the first death in A Quiet Place - but graphic gore definitely something really nice
@@jjthecasualgamer2509 In the Wikipedia article for strange deaths, there's an entry for a Byzantine emperor who was "assassinated with a bucket", with no further context given. I mean...."assassination" implies some degree of forethought on the part of the killer, and that was the best they could do?
Not sure how I’m just now hearing the “hmm” sound at the beginning of each Dull Machete. Seriously I’ve been watching this channel for probably about 3 years now. Haven’t watched from the very beginning but it’s been such a long time that I don’t even remember the first Kill Count I ever watched, or how I even came across this channel, but whatever the reason I’m glad I found it. These videos are amazing and expertly put together.
think i have a good idea how they done the kill on the guy from the prowler. Pretty sure they used front and back blood squibs (little tiny firework device), a lot of movies use them for scenes that feature guns
I wish I could make a super-popular horror movie now just so I could make the best kill in it happen with a dull machete and the worst kill with a golden chainsaw.
I'm supposed to be studying for my end semester exam and I still have 450 pages left but I'm here. Says something about how boring the subject is that the lamest kills are more interesting.
One of these days somebody's gonna make a movie where a person gets bludgeoned to death by a dull machete but they'll have a much lamer kill and you're gonna have to decide.
If I were to ever become an actor in horror movies it’d be an honor to get 2 deaths appear on the kill count one as a Golden Chainsaw and one as a Dull Machete
I really enjoy watching you kill count videos I am a friend of mine’s actually who got me into watching your videos and then my brother started watching your videos so please keep doing these videos I really enjoy them
What I've learned from all of the Dull Machete supercuts, any gun death is almost guaranteed to get Dull Machete, with good reason, gun deaths are boring.
When you're being buried after dying and you suddenly hear "dull machete for the lamest kill goes to"
*revives* DONT YOU DARE GIVE ME THAT GIVE ME THE GOLDEN CHAINSAW OR THE GOLDEN CHAINSAW WILL GO TO YOU
James is so consistent in his cadence:
“dull machete for LAMEST kill”
Even a dull machete is a great form of entertainment
wassup bro
Man I see you eveywhere. Rock songs, horror shit, the whole nine. Like fr I swear you're in every comment section
@@jesustd5217 Probably got inspired by Justin Y and Some guy with a mustache to be like that.
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1:48 The dullest machete of all XD
LOL!😂😂😂😂😂
I like how the video just abruptly instantly ends.
Gotta love a Dead Meat super cut. Instantly feel the need to rewatch everything in here!!!
Gotta love that sound of “hmmm” when it comes to Dull Machete! 😁
Even Dull Machete kills are better than the online class I'm supposed to be paying attention to right now. 👀😂😂
me too
I am literally in class watching this
I'm doing the same thing lol.
Fax
Same
Study: *No*
Watch compilation of Dull Machetes: *Yes*
Yes
you should really get back to studying tho.
The Music is one of the main things I come for
The Dull Machete kill of MA looks like me when i watch TV
Got to love the dull machete kills and the golden chainsaw kills and stay blessed and have a damn good day
You know youre early when there are more spam comments than actual coments
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you know this especally if you watch fortnite videos where there are free vbucks scams or if you watch roblox videos where there are free robux scams
+The Meme Man pewdiepie videos too
Ok but can we talk about how much a vibe this song is?
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I basically watch the kill count everyday.
Not the Only one
Same
Me to
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It's bad enough to have a dull machete, but never use a dull needle. Wish me luck everyone, taking my Phlebotomy exam tomorrow, hoping to move up from nursing assistant to CPT.
Edit: I passed!!!
Good luck, dude/dudette!
Good Luck!
@@depsurrel5084 thank you. It's dude lol
@@MidnightPhantom thank you bro!
@@darthtyler100 You are welcome
1:47 The worst dull machete ever on the kill count right here lol. 😂
1:49 such a savage moment
Drinking game: take a shot every time James says "off-screen"
Or maybe don't, that'll probably fuck up your liver
If I ever get to make a horror movie, I'll try to make sure to not give James a single opportunity to give out a dull machete.
@Miguel Messina there is one example in this very video, a few earlier exceptions and James said he regrets giving one to Dallas in Alien (which is why he decided to not give one if there are no weak kills in a movie)
Thats why you s h o v e g o r e i n e v e r y t h i n g
@@quicksilveryt4000 gore isn't necessary - for example Dallas in Alien or the first death in A Quiet Place - but graphic gore definitely something really nice
@@nopizzawithoutpineapple i know. Im just keeping up a joke.
Never hike in the snow never got a dull machete
Never Hike In The Snow Has No Dull Machete
Dull Machete goes to the rest of the movie. The spite was real with that one.
"Dull Machete For Lamest Kill" is now forever stuck in my head.
Dull machete to basically entire "I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer" has to be the best one of them all.
I'm never gonna get enough of your videos!
The dullest machete for the lamest kill will always be the Carrie Bucket kills
Imagine being killed by a bucket. Couldn’t be me!
@@jjthecasualgamer2509 In the Wikipedia article for strange deaths, there's an entry for a Byzantine emperor who was "assassinated with a bucket", with no further context given. I mean...."assassination" implies some degree of forethought on the part of the killer, and that was the best they could do?
@@paulgibbon5991 Oop
0:57, 1:17, 1:22.
It's amazing how many movies you covered in 2020! Thank you for keeping us sane during the Schmovid lockdown.
Peters Family really went: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Not sure how I’m just now hearing the “hmm” sound at the beginning of each Dull Machete. Seriously I’ve been watching this channel for probably about 3 years now. Haven’t watched from the very beginning but it’s been such a long time that I don’t even remember the first Kill Count I ever watched, or how I even came across this channel, but whatever the reason I’m glad I found it. These videos are amazing and expertly put together.
Thanks James your the reason I can watch horror movies and you introduced me to a whole new world
Happy 4 Years James!!! Love you on UA-cam been watching since the beginning!
0:57, 1:17, 1:21.
Tommy Ross
I like the part when he said the dull machete for lamest kill
He missed one.
Evil Bong: Luan. Carried off by bong world bouncer.
Though we had some dull machetes,at least we have some kills so that's nice.
Also I wish y'all kill count legend a good day.
by the end of these videos, it all just becomes mush
*dullmacheteforlamestkill*
I love Tommy Ross' consistency
Never noticed that "hmm" until now
I like the part where you say, “Dull machete for the lamest kill.”
The dull machete goes to those offscreen kills
I just realized there is a "Hmm" sound effect every time the Dull Machate segment starts
2:38 James Found dead after counting too many kills
Wow 4 years I've watched you never got bored over those years your vids keep me awake studies
Supercutttssss let’s goooooooooooooo
Man supercut of dull machetes makes them look better I can say
think i have a good idea how they done the kill on the guy from the prowler. Pretty sure they used front and back blood squibs (little tiny firework device), a lot of movies use them for scenes that feature guns
My favorite part was when he said “dull machete for lamest kill will go to “
Love the videos James Keep it up like you always do
After a while all I heard was “Dulmashettiefurrlamesskill”
The best part was: dull machete goes to lamest kill.
Too bad it never happened
im so upset Tourist Trap and The Rage broke a straight streak of Tommy Rosses
Check the subtitles... Leima really do be poppin off...
The Freaky reading is still genius to me.
I’ve got a notebook adding up all the kills from every kill count
I have been watching this channel for so long
I still can't believe it's been four years
I am a huge fan of Dead Meat! Keep up the good work editors and James A Jannise!😃👍😃👍😃👍😃
I wish I could make a super-popular horror movie now just so I could make the best kill in it happen with a dull machete and the worst kill with a golden chainsaw.
never been this early in James' videos
Can't wait to see a compilation of all the winners!
I hope when I die I get a dull machete.
@@marklynn3080 heart ❤️ attack.
I'm supposed to be studying for my end semester exam and I still have 450 pages left but I'm here. Says something about how boring the subject is that the lamest kills are more interesting.
Imagine your laying on the bed and Your TV Is off and no one is home and hear Dull Machete Goes To (Insert Your Name)
‘Dull machete for lamest kill’
Cheers to another year
I can't unhear the hmm at the beginning of every dull machete.
Tommy Ross: dull machete MVP
Its my Bday so this is the best gift
Carrie: death by falling bucket
Realists, myth-busters, and theorists: Yeah, That’s not even possible.
Dullest machete for lamest kill
Is just engraved in my head
The tradition of offscreen and gun shots keep their lead in the Dull Machete supercuts as always.
Thanks for your time and effort.
Moral of the story: don’t kill offscreen or James will be pissed
The dullest machete for lamest kill goes to school
Dull Machetes are better than listening to school
Ok, can we have a "Golden chainsaw" of "Dull machete" kills?
Dull machete for lamest kill doesn’t even sound like words anymore
Take a shot everytime James say "Dull Machete for the lamest kill..."
dead meat is so good
Hallo from Germany! We‘ll love you here!
Cause I don't want to put my credit card details to verify I'm 18 I have to watch the dull machete supercut instead of the golden chainsaw one.
Video idea Ranking every halloween movie
Damn didn't even need the notification. Anyway good video.
DULL MACHETE FOR LAMEST KILL WILL GO TO...
One of these days somebody's gonna make a movie where a person gets bludgeoned to death by a dull machete but they'll have a much lamer kill and you're gonna have to decide.
Alternate title: participation award ceremony
i think we're dead meat.. real DEAD MEAT
Requesting A "thats nice" supercut.
Stay meaty, much blood.
This is lucky charms with no marshmallows... but still good
If I were to ever become an actor in horror movies it’d be an honor to get 2 deaths appear on the kill count one as a Golden Chainsaw and one as a Dull Machete
"Dull Machete, for lamest kill"...
this youtuber is fukin good of making vids also u are the best james
holy
I really enjoy watching you kill count videos I am a friend of mine’s actually who got me into watching your videos and then my brother started watching your videos so please keep doing these videos I really enjoy them
Wow I actually suggested this on the golden chainsaw vid but I didn't expect it to work
This is like a compilation of participation trophies. It's not good, but it's an award.
What I've learned from all of the Dull Machete supercuts, any gun death is almost guaranteed to get Dull Machete, with good reason, gun deaths are boring.
Imagine dying the worst way in man kind and get putted in dull machete😭😭😭
watching this while humming dumb ways to die is how to watch this
This is like Lucky Charms without the marshmallows