He stoically gazed on his greatest Triumph, just like Alexander the Great wept after his conquest of India, for he knew that he now had nothing else to conquer.
I love when he says Jerry! I love it when he says Jerry, hello Jerry. I love when he says hello- hello Jerry in his... I love when be says hello Jerry in his jerry voice, even though its supposed to be Newman. MY HOVER SHOES... THEY DONT HOVER!!
27:28 ten years from now that fortune teller will have been removed and forgotten about. Some guy will be walking through the mall arguing with someone and demand an answer to resolve things between them when all of a sudden, from the rafters, a plaque with the answer will be shimmied off and fall right in front of him.
I dunno why him trying to flip over the card to read and failing over and over, and then flinging it into the window where it got stuck had me dying laughing, but I'm here for it
Yoo. 16:40 I remember the Taco Bell near my house had one of those coin drop things. If you landed a quarter on the final fin you could get 'free' cinnamon twists. I think there were coin limits and win limits per day, but I still ended up getting like 10 or more cinnamon twists (lost a lot more though lmao). The trick I used was to try to land the coin on the 2nd-to-last fin above the yellow one, it had the highest chances of winning then, but you'd more likely watch the coin flutter away to the side of the tank instead.
NL watching himself and saying the same shit that his commenters say is a very special kind of double inception that needs a long theological breakdown.
I have never laughed so hard and uncontrollably all by myself watching NL as I have when he was calling himself a loser for doing boring and bad simulations of everyday things.
i used to win that coin thing every time my mom took me to taco bell as a kid and then one day it was gone. i like to think it was because of me and only me
I don't think you were quite following... he won the Sammy for free for winning the game. He even comments about "and they say there is no such thing as a free lunch" He won it so therefore got it for free 🥪
23:10 the pure joy on his face when the coin lands on the yellow tile
He stoically gazed on his greatest Triumph, just like Alexander the Great wept after his conquest of India, for he knew that he now had nothing else to conquer.
lmao
Behold, the man who paid $23.50 to get a $3 tuna sandwich for free
Tuna is pretty good though... @@Jamesmatise
i love when he says hello jerry in his jerry voice even though its newman
I love when he says Jerry! I love it when he says Jerry, hello Jerry. I love when he says hello- hello Jerry in his... I love when be says hello Jerry in his jerry voice, even though its supposed to be Newman. MY HOVER SHOES... THEY DONT HOVER!!
Legit sat on my *ss watching this man sit in silence watching his own content. That's Friday night baby.
Peak content, my friend. We live at the apex of this man's existence.
28:40 him throwing it up and it coming down in like 3 seconds and him saying “that took like 25 seconds to come down” is so relatable
27:28 ten years from now that fortune teller will have been removed and forgotten about. Some guy will be walking through the mall arguing with someone and demand an answer to resolve things between them when all of a sudden, from the rafters, a plaque with the answer will be shimmied off and fall right in front of him.
Beautiful storytelling!
The switch from "gambling is so stupid" to "shut up, we're so close" is so fucking funny
I dunno why him trying to flip over the card to read and failing over and over, and then flinging it into the window where it got stuck had me dying laughing, but I'm here for it
I LOVE the irony of NL backseating himself.
Now he knows how we feel.
26:55 is actually pure comedy. Had my crying
If someone asked me why I find this so enjoyable to watch I'm not sure I'd have a ready answer.
What we're all here for 29:08
“It’s a ghost ball” just sent me absolutely reeling back to golf-it NLSS times, I felt the earth shift
Yoo. 16:40 I remember the Taco Bell near my house had one of those coin drop things. If you landed a quarter on the final fin you could get 'free' cinnamon twists. I think there were coin limits and win limits per day, but I still ended up getting like 10 or more cinnamon twists (lost a lot more though lmao).
The trick I used was to try to land the coin on the 2nd-to-last fin above the yellow one, it had the highest chances of winning then, but you'd more likely watch the coin flutter away to the side of the tank instead.
1 hour of coin game is unironically stellar youtube content
Chat screwing him over with that one 25 dollar lotto ticket was great, haha.
"Look at all these people having fun. I'm in the throes of my addiction" ICANT
Whopper story is insane
NL trying unsuccessfully to flip his fortune card is so funny to me. I nearly choked on my lunch.
I'm so eggpilled I saw this one my frontpage and immediately opened it, then realized I already have it open in another tab
"-I knew it was gonna be solid i didnt expect it was gonna stand to this rigorous assault...
-Me when i poop in the toilet"
23:30 *spends 20 dollars on a sandwich* "and they say theres no such thing as a free lunch"
Trying to flip the card over was peak comedy.
if he is a loser what are we maaan
LOL him trying to flip the card and then flinging it up through the roof had me dead as hell
NL watching himself and saying the same shit that his commenters say is a very special kind of double inception that needs a long theological breakdown.
44:00 nobodys gonna talk about how the people came out of the slide as soon as he said "SHOONK"
I was looking for someone else who noticed this
29:27 What's this? Egg-ception?
We have to go deeper
I have never laughed so hard and uncontrollably all by myself watching NL as I have when he was calling himself a loser for doing boring and bad simulations of everyday things.
I love Depression Simulator 2024
NL's self-loathing playing this game is the most relatable thing I've seen in months
Had to skip the coin catch game, but the TLDR is NL spent $25.5 (51 tries) on a $4 tuna and 6minutes of his adult life lol
This is the most unhinged i've ever seen NL
Bro was really watching SAP game film
i have no idea where the pogs are derived from in this game
i used to win that coin thing every time my mom took me to taco bell as a kid and then one day it was gone. i like to think it was because of me and only me
The game was beyond easy to win and helped feed many college students. I think that is the reason they actually got rid of it haha.
Unreal content
Man loses mind gambling on scratch offs with a credit card.
Coin game lets gooo
Smiley face into three twos
2:51 that is what SGDQ use to stand for.
7 videos whadddaahell
GDQ has a shitty games done quick, its called Awful Games Done Quick. Its pretty great
I like Raycon earbuds, I’ve had raycon earbuds for years and never had issues
I used the same pair for like 5 years and my new pair I’ve had for like 2 years and they still work great
this egg...
where is that "now you get a picture of a snake" bit from?
GOEY BEARS
Is him in the movie theater actually in the game? Or do you get to pick a video from youtube
You add a video from your computer to a folder in the game files
Have you tried Robo Quest?
Wait, there's a sleedrun isn't there?..* googles coin game WR any% *
And also there's no way a 2yr old should be on a water slide
Hey NL, you messed up the thumbnail again. That’s Super Auto Pets in the background.
Can someone count how much he spent on that Sammy
I don't think you were quite following... he won the Sammy for free for winning the game. He even comments about "and they say there is no such thing as a free lunch"
He won it so therefore got it for free 🥪
most evil comment@@Haanski
he spent about 30 dollars having a good time playing the game and got a free sandwich as a bonus
i neeeed to find that video of the vomit griddy girl
Lmfaooo 28:15
lol
-2
Where’s that gritty video?
I was just trying to find it and couldn’t. Might have to wait for the Librarian cut.
is him banning the chatter that told him to bet on white a bit? Or did he really perma him