*Good **Newest.Technology** surround sound I found it to be better than the fourth generation one that I have I like the surroundsound affect and it seems more voice sensitive to commands than the fourth gen*
Except that ZA WARUDO One second has passed Two seconds have passed Three seconds have passed Four seconds have passed Five seconds have passed Six seconds have passed Seven seconds have passed Eight seconds have passed Nine seconds have passed MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
- Is he hearing me right now ? - No, it's only hearing you when you say Alexa ? - Yes, but how does it know when i say Alexa if he's not hearing me ? - *whispers* *at the phone* boss, they got us...
@@aaronlandry3934 don't be an idiot, ofcourse they knew cause there is no other way it could work. How it's supposed to work is that it's always listening to like the last 5 seconds for just the trigger word and does that bit of voice recognition offline and doesn't send or save anything other before the trigger word
I watched this last night and I was really tired at the time so I thought this was all a weird dream when I woke up in the morning. So you can imagine my delight when I found this in my favourites later on.
like the features, setup was difficult for some of my devices (August Door lock, ua-cam.com/users/postUgkxhB5YOMNj04GuoAosExygP4cH-dKeb4aB Bose speaker)... but all switches and outlets (5), thermostat, tankless water heater. Unfortunately all I can do is turn on/off Bose. It doesn't support volume or changing channels, but I believe that is due to the particular speaker I have.... Worth getting if you already have other devices to use it with... I don't sit around and ask Alexa questions much so that doesn't really matter to me....
-Play wake up music in Sam's room. -Playing wake up music in Sam's room. *Awaken plays* -Call Samantha. -Calling Samantha. Ring ring ring ring bring bring ling ling ring!
“Jojo, play the best Jojo song.”
“I cannot play multiple songs at once.”
Overlays every single jojo song with wryyy after every 5 seconds.
Lol
Sweetmamaschili 300 like
Giornos theme
@@elijah3673 "Did you mean Sono Chi No Kioku?"
"How do I turn it off ?"
"Just scream *GOOOODBYEEEEE JOOJOO!!!!!* "
Diiiiiiooooo!!!!!
@@sophisticatedblob3820 ('-') time to edit
DIO
Stand: Alexa
Stand user: Amazon
Skill: Access every jojo meme in existence
*Made in Heaven*
Bezos bezos bezoooooos
Di molto
Heaven ascended Amazon alexa "giorno theme 3:41"
Made in heavens door
Chaos Insurgency I’m calling the Nine tails
Hey, DIO, what’s the weather like today?
Amazon DIO: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAINY.
Okuyasu Nijimura hi how was school with josuke
Oi Okuyasu, how many brain cells are remaining for you?
Its giving you a weather report
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
It's raining frogs
*Good **Newest.Technology** surround sound I found it to be better than the fourth generation one that I have I like the surroundsound affect and it seems more voice sensitive to commands than the fourth gen*
'JOJO! IVE CUT MYSELF ON ACCIDENT, WHERE IS THE NEAREST HOSPITAL'
Amazon Jojo: *OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD*
Noice
*HOREE SHIIIIIETE*
OOOOOOHHHHH NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sends a ambulance
Ambulance: * Menacing *
Kira: Are you challenging m- * crrrrkkk *
*When a Thief Enters the House*
‘Jojo’ > “Oh? You’re approaching me?”
"I can't steal the shit out of this house without getting closer."
Jojo: *plays earrape* THEN COME AS CLOSE AS YOU LIKE
Jojo: **maximizes volume** ZA WARUDO, STOP HIS HEART!
But you’re so Naive, Kakyoin!
Alexa sounds the alarm which takes nine seconds to contact the police, and the thief stops it at 7 seconds. Za Police: will never catch me!
"Alexa, play wake up music"
_AYAYAYAYAAAA_
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
cause they woke af
This one hit me since my alarm is actually awaken.
@@iesusreya.ano-os8014 you legend XD
🎶🎶Morioh-cho radiiiooo🎶🎶
Person: Alexa can I ask u something?
Alexa: *_"GO AHEAD MR.JOESTAR"_*
MiStA JosTur
Go ahead, Mistur joestur
Sir Karli Yedidia MISTAAAAA/
But I don’t want to be the 4th comment!
But I will be
Except that
ZA WARUDO
One second has passed
Two seconds have passed
Three seconds have passed
Four seconds have passed
Five seconds have passed
Six seconds have passed
Seven seconds have passed
Eight seconds have passed
Nine seconds have passed
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
"Jojo, i'm gonna be late for the school bus"
"Z A W A R U D O"
"DIO, intruder alert"
Alexa will:
1. say "Oh, you're approaching me?"
2. Turn lights off
3. Play "ZA WARUDO.mp3"
4. Release Knife Goomba.
Isn't it "Roomba"?
5. SCREAM Ora ora ora
KimiGaming where do I get one
@@door-chan ruh roh raggy
Hõ...mukatte kuru no ka?
I was expecting the quiet "wryy" when the girl asked what the package was.
That would've been cool
IKR
And lets not forget KONO DIO DA
Same and i'm disappointed it didn't play
i thought it ould be KONO DIO DA
“Alexa, how far is mars?”
“I don’t know, how many slices of bread have you eaten?”
i am the 69th like
*fudge*
i don't know ask kars
Killa queennnn
I dont slice bread :v
“Alexa , whats the best car in the world?”
Alexa: “ROAD ROLLER”
You meant SPEEEEEDOWAGON!!!!!!!
Giorno Giovanna U MEAN I GIORNO GIOVANNA HAVE A DREAM
WHEEL OF FORTUNE: ZZ
I... I was about to say Kars, but... forget about it.
@@nasserfirelordarts6574 *RODA ROLLA DAAAAAAAAAA*
"JOJO! Do you spy on me?"
"I DO, I DO, I DO, I DO, I DO"
Yis yis yis yis
YES I AM!
Yes yes yes oh my god
are you... WATCHING ME!
I Do = DIo
Alexa, when was Julius Caesar killed?
Alexa:
*SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
Nurse Akali
Alexa, who was the emperor who was stabbed in the back to death?
Alexa: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZA
*Roman music plays while Corona expansion been released*
isn't that gyro tho?
@@fladimo9594 gyro's real name is caesar julius zeppeli, comment is accurate
Dohad, zkr fuhdwhg wkh Fdhvdu flskhu?
Dohad: VKLCDDDDDDDDDDDD
"Alexa, how many teaspoons are in a cup?"
Alexa: I dunno, how many slices of bread have you eaten in your entire life?
Dio said it
Oh-no! (Fuck, she’s on to me)
Zeppeli:Ahk-?!
*NANI*
Did you say the oldest anarchy server in minecraft
Hey JoJo what time is it?
Z A W A R U D O hehuhehuhehuhehu
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@theworld7541 Hi my stand
lol
....
Xtra CHEZPLEZ nope it’s definitely dio
"Alexa, are you always on?"
Alexa : YES, I AM!
Muhammad avdol
TCH TCH TCH
MAGICIANS RED
@@smart2oi92 YES, I AM!
YES YES YES YES YES
"Alexa, what is vampire?"
Alexa: " *WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY* "
How does this have 205 likes but no replies?
what is *A* vampire
"Alexa what's the fastest way to my destination?"
ROADA ROLLADAAAAAAA
Underrated af xD
Oh God this is golden...
Jetrick Gordo yeah, this comment is a golden experience
@Jetrick Gordo
GoLdEn WiNd-
Or as Dio would say,
*The sidewalk is big enough*
Wife comes in the room
“HEY BABY”
OH, YOU'RE APPROACHING ME?!
BABY STANDO
BABY REQUIEM
And wifes baby
Kid:What is it?
IT WAS I DIO
KONO DIO DAAAA
JOOOJOOOOOO
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS AMAZON JOJO, BUT IT WAS I, *DIO!*
@@EvilDoppleganger i found your greatest weak.
Your name in italian (Dio) means god and you are a vampire.
Now have fear of Giorno Giovanna
Fuck this dio guy
Megaman9009 RJ you were expecting Alexa, but it was I, DIO
"Alexa, how far is Mars?"
*"IS THAT YOUR FIRST WISH?"*
The time one should’ve been like
“JoJo, what time is it?”
*”One second has passed”*
Ichi byou keika!!!!
Ni Byuno keika
That is basically what happened tho
"Im leaving the house Alexa."
GOODBYE JOJO!
JOESTAAAAR SAAAAAAAAAN
Part 9 looks amazing
Ikr. Araki's artstyle has become a bit more detailed
woosh i guess
Yeah but I will have to say the rivalry against amazon jojo and dio home is very competitive
Cyleste r/wooooshwith4os
r/thepain
"What is it?"
"KONO DIO DA!"
That was a missed opportunity
No it can’t be dio because this is a amazon jojo
Oultima Fire you thought it was an amaxzon jojo but it me DIO
@@polilolify DIO Technically has Jonathan's body so
"Jojo, who is winning at baseball today"
"JAGGERS"
Me: Alexa who was the greatest roman emperor?
Alexa: *SHIZAAAAAAAA*
Underrated comment
Amazon *E C H O E S 3 F R E E Z E*
S-H-I-T
Biiiiiiiitch
OK MASTA
😂😂
@@PasCone103Z If Echoes Act 3 was Guido's Stand:
*OK MISTA*
"Alexa play country music"
"~Morioh-cho Radio!"
ttash -multifandom-
"Alexa, play country music"
*hol horses theme plays*
Alexa has achieved *H E A V E N*
ALEXA OVER HEAVEN
Trainer Jonathan Nam You mean Amazon JoJo
"Alexa, define annoying"
" Opening : Bloody stream but song never comes."
Yasin Çeşmeci yare yare daze
@@emimi1 yare yare dawa
@@lunaticnomad0 Bi rahat verin (turkish "yare yare daze")
69 Likes Nice
(4) Comments
"Alexa, was there ever a successful head transplant?"
"IT WAS WITH ME, DIO!"
"Play rock music"
...
SONO CHI NO SADAME!!! JOOOOO...JO!
Flyin Yoku
i would've expected stand proud or something but ok
Yeah
@@midinxtte i expected chase
Even Speedwagon wants one!
It's Blak It was made by the Speedwagon foundation
No doubt he can afford one.
Those 2 dislikes are from Dio Brando and DIO.
dead light And Diego
KONO DIO DA
and jurassic diego
dead light Huh?
He active the zawarudo so he could click the dislike twice.
Everybody gansta till amazon Jojo shouts out “THE WORLD!”
its za warudo
"Jojo, set me an alarm at 10:30."
Next day at 10:30 :
MORI MORI MORI MORI MORIOH CHO RAAAAADIOO
Awaken my masters
AYAYAYA
Lol i press the time but nothing happen
@@myaze7147 no they’re saying that’s the time they wanna wake up or something, not in the video
@@mincat1412 i...
*know*
- Is he hearing me right now ?
- No, it's only hearing you when you say Alexa ?
- Yes, but how does it know when i say Alexa if he's not hearing me ?
- *whispers* *at the phone* boss, they got us...
And it turns out that your joke became the future. Ain’t that funny in hindsight?
@@aaronlandry3934 Became the future? No, it was always doing that lol.
Stephan Bazile Yeah, but people didn’t know it at first
@@aaronlandry3934 don't be an idiot, ofcourse they knew cause there is no other way it could work.
How it's supposed to work is that it's always listening to like the last 5 seconds for just the trigger word and does that bit of voice recognition offline and doesn't send or save anything other before the trigger word
*Whispers at a frog*
There, fixed that for you
"What time is it?"
*ZA WARUDOOOO*
I laughed hard at 2:00 KAKYOIN AND THE CHERRY
Reinaldo Rios III I did too
i want that as my ringtone rn
I don't laugh out out a lot, but the freaking tongue managed to get a laugh out of me!!
Felt like she was talking to me
Just imagine
Kid:"what is it?"
Amazon:"KONO DIO DA"
*Intruder in house*
*Me: Jojo, Enemy detected!*
Alexa: Plays Il vento d’oro
@שחר ליפשיץ you need one with a fan on the top
I Alexa have a dream !
@@rexflamevermillion5527 I, Alexa, Have a Dream!
2:04
We all know where that tounge is gonna end up in.
N-NANI!?
*NICCEEEE!!!!*
OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOOD
*NICU, NICU, VERRY NICU KAYOIN*
HORYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIET
I watched this last night and I was really tired at the time so I thought this was all a weird dream when I woke up in the morning. So you can imagine my delight when I found this in my favourites later on.
OK alexa, *DID YOU LAY THIS EGG*
I'm surprised that no one gets this reference
Stop.
I don’t get it
@@xtrmsword7127 Look up "CLAMP"
Thomas C. What was the context for Polereff asking Kakyoin that? I remember that quote, but not the context
“JOJO, tell me the news”
“Morioh-cho radioooooooo!”
Someone: How many calories are in a piece of cake?
Dio: how many breads have you eaten in your life?
0:59 His finger twitched. Is it because he can move within Amazon Jojo's stopped time or is it because he had hidden some magnets?
Because he has the same kind of stand which can move even if the time stops.
I now hate Alexa because it is not this.
"Alexa play hispanic music"
Alexa: AYAYYAYAYA
That's not Hispanic, that is Latin American.
like the features, setup was difficult for some of my devices (August Door lock, ua-cam.com/users/postUgkxhB5YOMNj04GuoAosExygP4cH-dKeb4aB Bose speaker)... but all switches and outlets (5), thermostat, tankless water heater. Unfortunately all I can do is turn on/off Bose. It doesn't support volume or changing channels, but I believe that is due to the particular speaker I have.... Worth getting if you already have other devices to use it with... I don't sit around and ask Alexa questions much so that doesn't really matter to me....
Your mail: waits patiently on your doorstep
You: opens the door
Your mail:
*”AYAYAYAAA”*
2:00 When I first watched that in the anime I couldn’t stop laughing lmao
Hey did I tell you
*GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD*
should i write in german?
YES YES YES YES *Y E S*
@@ungezoockt DU VOLLIDIOOOOOOOT! DIE DEUTSCHE WISSENSCHAFT IST DIE BESTE DER GANZEN WELT!
STROHIEMU
Thunder cross split attack is attack and defense,a perfect strategy.
Life hack:no one can deflect the emerald splash but it can be blocked.
Tasteful profile pic my dude
The time that Amazon was possessed by Dio and the joestars
" *Jojo* what time is it?"
" *Za Warudo!* "
*bbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrr* 😂😂😂
"Play Rock Music"
*Plays Sono Chi No Sadame*
Stand Proud be like:
They played sono chi no sadame lol
@@dgcfgvvgb6555 Lol i watched this at like 2 am, thanks for the help
Stand Proud is honestly the weakest opening I've heard.
@@chimblemasterofchimney4771 see this is the part where you leave
@@dio9653 No, this is the part where I remind everyone that JoJo started out as a FotNS reference.
When you turn it off it goes:
*WRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*
B-BAKANA KOOONO DIIIO DAAA
No, it goes:*daga kotuwaru*
*Opening detroit become human on ps4*
Amazon Jojo:*plays pillar men theme*
The entire family:𝒘𝒉𝒚 𝒅𝒐 𝒊 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒃𝒐𝒔𝒔 𝒎𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒄
Alexa but jojo?
*I see this as an absolute win!*
Alexa: “Joogle!”
Google Home: “Dilexa!”
Niiice
You thought it was a speaker...
BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!!
Should've put chase when the kid asked to play rock music at 0:43
„What is it? Is it Alexa?“
Alexa: „ *YES! I AM!* “
I can't believe there isn't a single Koichi video. It's called the Amazon ECHO for christ's sake xD
And his stand is Echoes so there is no relation
"Alexa, how much does a knife cost?"
Alexa:" YOUR PATHETIC LIFE!"
Also alexa: "ZA WARUDO!"
*To be continued*
MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA…
Everybody gangsta 'till Amazon JoJo orders knives automatically.
God, I love this fandom.
Girl: what is it?
Father: You'll see!
Alexa: *KONO DIO DA!!!!*
-Play wake up music in Sam's room.
-Playing wake up music in Sam's room.
*Awaken plays*
-Call Samantha.
-Calling Samantha.
Ring ring ring ring bring bring ling ling ring!
"Jojo, what time is it?"
*"ZA WORLDO!"*
Best ad that I ever seen so far.
O o f
"Alexa, set a 1 minute timer"
Alexa: *9 seconds have passed...*
You know it's not fake because the white kid didn't even nod to the beat on tempo
*AWAKEN MY AMAZON JOJO*
"Asks Alexa the same question three times."
"Yare yare daze! "
I died when Echo Dio threw knives at dad.
i love how they yell at it every single time
This is Jojo shitposting taken to the next level...
You are beautiful sir...
*B-B-B-BRAKA MONO GAAAAAAAAA!!*
[ STAND USER : ALEXA ]
[ STAND NAME : *DESPACITO 2* ]
Learn to jojoke kkthxbb
Alexa, intruder alert,
Are you approaching me?
*HO HO* then get as close as you like,
Pillar men theme
Alexa will then:
1: Say "AWAKEN MY MASTERS!"
2: Stop time
3: Throw all Teh knifes at the intruder
at 1:00 you can see the dad's hand moving which is a reference to jotaro moving his fingers when dio stopped time.
You thought this was Google Home, but IT WAS ME, DIO!
Quality editing
Should've done the quiet "wryyyyyy..." at the start when they were opening it, like when Dio was in the coffin being carried.
Just to clarify, before you fuckboys say I copied another comment, I did not, I actually did not see other ones.
@@nebula4356 to turn it of Scream"*GOOD BYE JOJO*"
"huh, in japanese"
-polnareff
"Alexa,are you spying on me?"
"YES! I AM!"
"Alexa, what do you do?"
*"Nigerundayo S M O K E Y"*
1:00 you thought I was an regular Amazon device, *BUT IT WAS I, DIO* !!!
reroreorerorero
You know shit’s about to get real,when your Amazon Prime stops time and throws knifes at you
finally an amazon meme that uses actual logic and reasoning as an answer unlike the other amazon memes
(0:52) "What time is it?"
Dio: ZA WARUDO!
Turn on subtitles
Read the -manga- jojoke
LateForWork
Arrow down arrow arrow arrow arrow arrow
go be all mine
thermoucople
Hustonville
I use the pillar men theme on my alexa to wake up... not even joking.
Its my ring tone every time I alarm my cp
I wake up to my phone alarm playing Fighting Gold, it's beautiful
"Alexa can you help me with me homework?"
"MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA"
"HOLY SHIT"
Once time begins to move again,
I wonder if even your *Google Hub can manage to deflect so many knives.*