@@ravenfantasy5680 *ready to bless these holy thots with our divine sauce I was down to my last clip I yelled JESUS!!!! I NEED A MELEE WEAPON!!!” Never have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fast*
“What do you mean we can’t go to the strip club?” “Uhh covid-19!” “…well if she is fuckin 19, SHE’S LEGAL” The most master Roshi shit I have ever heard
Took me a moment to realize that Roshi is still pointing the gun at Shallot even though he's currently in the hospital bed, staring at the ceiling (possibly asleep).
@@prestongiles9917 Ok thanks for clearing it up for me, as a Spanish speaker my self whenever he does his pikaJuan voice or says a joke connecting Spanish words like the “pendejo” joke in the ‘Kermit Noir’ video, I could hear the accent of a Spanish speaker saying English words and I was just curious if I was right or not.
When people think they can get the drop on a old war vet. Starting the Guage from Mister Rodgers to Full Grand Torino is only one bullet chamber away .
There I was, back to back with Jesus. Bible in my right hand, machine gun on the left, ready to bless these holy thots with our divine sauce... I was down to my last clip, so I yelled to Jesus across the orphanage. I said "JESUS! I NEED A MELEE WEAPON!!" Never have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fucking fast in my life... But I killed 657 prostitutes that day. Yessir, it went down in history as the Coochie Wars.
I remember sitting in a theater in GMod with my best friend Myles and just marathoning your videos.. we'd laugh our asses off, which was a bit dangerous since he was fighting a life ling lung condition. unfortunately he passed 9/20/2021. So thank you DevilArtemis, for all the good laughs and good times. I really appreciate how you could make him laugh.
I've only just discovered this channel after seeing his wonderful work on the TFS HFIL series. I have no idea what rabbit hole I have just gone down. But I love it. Subbed.
"Tell me Cell. What do you think happens when she asks you to go deeper, and you run out of dick? Where is your God then?" Omfg this is absolutely epic. Complete and utter genius. I can't stop laughing.
It would've been also funny if the number of prostitutes he killed kept going up, and one day Cell asks about that and Roshi would go, "You fool Cell.........I never said the war was over!"
Day 400 of asking for ep 3 of The Arena, sht was way too good to end in 2 episodes Edit: This wasnt the account I started requesting the video from , i lost access to the account I originally saw the arena vid and started asking from. But I have been asking for over a year
@@thelastarcadegamer6655 Jesus Christ, that would have more fan service than the entirety of High School of the Dead and Kill La Kill combined! Are you mad, man?!
You know the story is about to get real when it starts with " and there I was back to back with Jesus... Bible in one hand, a machine gun kn the left."
Random person:*Coughs* Master Roshi: There I was! Back to Back with Jesus, bible in my right-hand Machine gun on the left.Ready to bless these thoughts with that divine sauce!
Yeah if I had to have a grandpa with old timers I would rather have my grandpa be Master roshi because his stories will make you laugh yourself to sleep best bedtime stories ever 💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Okay, quick question for someone who recognized most of the thots, who tf was the one that betrayed Roshi? What series was she from? Because I don’t recognize her. She reminds me of that girl from One-Punch Man mixed with her Little Sister
Wait the showing of the Coochie wars was actually at the end. Yet its at the start of this video. It doesn't make sense because that happened way after they were introduced to him. It was also after they knew about the Coochie wars. That's why that video was made in the first place. Also, Master Roshi trying to pick up a chick in the bar happened after he destroyed covid. This is out of order god damnit.
Bro I'm playin through the Cell Games Saga on DBZ Kakarot rn and am noticing just how close DA's Cell voice is to the actual Cell.. bruh he's literally just a slight bit higher pitched than the real thing bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣
IT WAS THE WAR CELL...
Pls pin me
I am big fan
First and hello
cell is sick
Bro please play tekken in ur video
Cell: “Why do you people like this guy?”
Because the most decorated veteran of the Coochie Wars deserves all the love.
Fax
I saw this at the exact time it was said my first time watching this vid lol
Because his videos are awesome
Dam right he better have heart than ego
Not disrespecting the vets, but Should coochie stains on clothes counts as being decorated?
Roshi's line in the bank episode is the most intense line he's uttered
What about the campfire story
@@Stylez_8 thats a whole story.
But lines?
Xiro couldnt even handle it
@@AbsolDoombringer aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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@Anime and Chill well it is the *Devil* Artemis Universe 🤘
Shallot: You can't pick up girls in the forest
Black: You can if you have a shovel
No no. He has a point
Can you dig it!!
Also if you have at least One Pokemon and a couple of Pokeballs before walking in the tall grass.
Fax
that moment where even the crazy ass old man goes "yeah, this guy's fucking nuts"
And to this day, Roshi still hasn't found a way to go deeper
"Im telling ya, THERE'S A WAY TO GO DEEPER CELL!"
Since Cell has Piccolo's DNA, shouldnt he be able to stretch and go deeper anyway?
We don't talk about it
TO UNLEASH SPERM BEYOND A MORTAL'S MEAT I'M TELLING YA CELL THERE'S A WAY TO GO DEEPER THERE'S A WAY TO GO DEEPER CEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL
@@HeilRay I mean maybe? or maybe he just has some of the namekian abilities
Just for our stomach I'm gonna go with option two
@@zaccyfn and he still hasn't replied to u in 2 moths lmao
These super cuts are like a blast from the past. "Never have i seen a Mexican throw a sandle so fuckin fast in my life"
"Well if she's freaking 19, she's legal Cell!" I'll never forget that🤣😂🤣
Explains why he has always had a thing for 19
19 and deadly
By far the best conversation starter:
*“There I was, back to back with Jesus”*
*Bible in one hand, Machine Gun on the other*
Ready to bless these holy thots with our divine sauce...
Ready to bless these unholy thots with our divine sause
@@ravenfantasy5680 *ready to bless these holy thots with our divine sauce I was down to my last clip I yelled JESUS!!!! I NEED A MELEE WEAPON!!!” Never have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fast*
@@ihavenoclevername8300"But I killed 657 prostitutes that day. Yessir it went down in history as the Coochie Wars!"
Kermit: "Cell, I think that's a corpse..." 🤔
Cell: "Shut up Kermit, I want to live..." 😠
Ok sure I'll pretend that I never saw it
💀
I'm suprised "Cell Jr's Flying Lesson" wasnt included. Jr reacting to Roshis story was the best!
Was thinking the same thing!
Mabe their'll be a new Roshi saga someday with that episod.
Roshi: "You're both safe here, you have nothing to worry about..."
*Vegeta's hand ✋ sticks out of sand*
He’s just sleeping I think?
@@S3verusMyG Yeah permanently
“What do you mean we can’t go to the strip club?”
“Uhh covid-19!”
“…well if she is fuckin 19, SHE’S LEGAL”
The most master Roshi shit I have ever heard
Took me a moment to realize that Roshi is still pointing the gun at Shallot even though he's currently in the hospital bed, staring at the ceiling (possibly asleep).
"And there I was,
Back to Back with Jesus"
“Machine gun in one hand, bible on the left”
@@jethawk1172 "Ready to bless these thots with our divine sauce."
@@reshynx "i was onto my last clip so i yelled across the Oprhange JESUS"
@@alexjohnmason7107 "i need a meele weapon"
@@dylanduru1120 “ I never seen a Mexican throw a sandal that fast”
I just realized, Jesus might be hispanic in this universe.
Not might he is , have you not seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fast?
@@joshuapatino._.4075
On that note, is devilArtemis Mexican? I’m just curious
Why would you feel like that?
@@noenunez1769 He's Dominican, I believe he's said.
@@prestongiles9917
Ok thanks for clearing it up for me, as a Spanish speaker my self whenever he does his pikaJuan voice or says a joke connecting Spanish words like the “pendejo” joke in the ‘Kermit Noir’ video, I could hear the accent of a Spanish speaker saying English words and I was just curious if I was right or not.
At 8:24 right after "thanks" my Internet froze so it looked like roshi "disconnected" from reality for a moment and was buffering! 😂😂😂
"The sound she made when my powerpull popped out of her mouth will never be the same" my fucking god roshi
I never noticed roshi still had that piece on shallot even when he was laying in the hospital
holy shit
I’m dead
@@Adon_ye so's shallot if he starts slippin
When people think they can get the drop on a old war vet.
Starting the Guage from Mister Rodgers to Full Grand Torino is only one bullet chamber away .
Cell: why do you guys like this guy?
Us: we don’t just like him we f**king love him!
Gay
- If we let him pick, we can't exactly go finding girls in the middle of the woods.
- You can, if you have a shovel!
Fax
Roshi: "Yes sir I remember it like it was yesterday".
People watching this video:
Oh S***, Here We Go again !
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There I was, back to back with Jesus. Bible in my right hand, machine gun on the left, ready to bless these holy thots with our divine sauce...
I was down to my last clip, so I yelled to Jesus across the orphanage. I said "JESUS! I NEED A MELEE WEAPON!!" Never have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fucking fast in my life...
But I killed 657 prostitutes that day. Yessir, it went down in history as the Coochie Wars.
Roshi: you got a good point now say it again but say it with your chest
"There I was, back to back with Jesus..."
Bible in my right hand and a Machine gun on my left
@@AdrianManray ready to bless these thots with our divine sauce
I was down to my last clip, so I yelled to Jesus across the orphanage, I SAID JESUS
@@blasterblaster1221 I NEED A MELEE WEAPON! I’ve never seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fast in my goddamn life
Yes sir it went down in history as the Coochie wars
I remember sitting in a theater in GMod with my best friend Myles and just marathoning your videos.. we'd laugh our asses off, which was a bit dangerous since he was fighting a life ling lung condition. unfortunately he passed 9/20/2021.
So thank you DevilArtemis, for all the good laughs and good times. I really appreciate how you could make him laugh.
Ok, I have a great joke for this... But I'm guessing it's just too soon. One day, I'll make it, if I don't forget 😅
@@evalopez1454 How about now? I want to know the joke.
Also, the moment I see Haku at the bar I'm like...."Oh this is gonna be good!"
Roshi: "So I was back to back with Jesus"
That one line is everything I need to listen to his story 😂
I've only just discovered this channel after seeing his wonderful work on the TFS HFIL series.
I have no idea what rabbit hole I have just gone down. But I love it.
Subbed.
It can only get worse or better.
As said by a few characters now:
“That, is the STUPIDEST fucking thing I’ve ever seen!”
“ I kinda love it.”
the rabbit hole is full of random bullshit a million miles down
I love that all the voice actors for dbz abridged went on to try and do their own thing. good stuff.
14:18 Best line in the entire channel
"Tell me Cell. What do you think happens when she asks you to go deeper, and you run out of dick? Where is your God then?"
Omfg this is absolutely epic. Complete and utter genius. I can't stop laughing.
I swear, DevilArtemis is like an animated version of Brandon Rogers. The literal antithesis of UA-cam’s child friendly content
Devil Artemis needs to cameo on Helluva Boss
That's why the writing is god awful
Everyone gansta until Roshi takes off one of his sandals...
It would've been also funny if the number of prostitutes he killed kept going up, and one day Cell asks about that and Roshi would go, "You fool Cell.........I never said the war was over!"
The reason Roshi can never score coochie. He kills them before he can score.
I just realized that Roshi has PTSD from the The Coochie Wars
We need Roshi in our lives 😂
They need to make another coochi war and have Roshi have a flashback about him back to back with Jesus 😅
I would love to see Jesus and master Roshi in a flashback fighting in the coochis war.
roshi shitting himself to death might be the funniest and only poop joke I've ever laughed at
"There I was back to back with Jesus, Bible in one hand AK47 in the other"
Ready to bless these holy thots with our divine sauce.
Nobody:
LITERALLY NOBODY:
Master Roshi: “There I was back to back with Jesus!”
Day 400 of asking for ep 3 of The Arena, sht was way too good to end in 2 episodes
Edit: This wasnt the account I started requesting the video from , i lost access to the account I originally saw the arena vid and started asking from. But I have been asking for over a year
Yes it was. I want it too
Buddy been asking for a year dog 😂😂
Make it dudes dedication goin crazy😂
Agreed
Facts
Roshi: "There I was..."
Cell: "GODDAMMIT!!!" 😤
back to back with Jesus
Bible in my right hand, machine gun on the left
@@solarisprime2174 Ready to bless these holy thots with my define sauce!
Did anyone else think the part where Roshi threatening Shallot at the campfire was the funniest thing ever?
Cell: (AND NOW WE'RE DEMONISED, THANK YOU KERMIT) that got me🤣🤣🤣
10:06 he was about to give us the most important information known to man
Imagine if someone made a remix of this video, but whenever Roshi tells the story of the Coochie Wars, it plays the entire Bee Movie instead.
And every time they say bee we get fan service
@@thelastarcadegamer6655 Jesus Christ, that would have more fan service than the entirety of High School of the Dead and Kill La Kill combined! Are you mad, man?!
@@vegetavsluigi I’m not mad, it was the war man. The god damn coochie wars...
This is one of the most troubled characters in the Devil Artemis Universe.
Nobody not a single soul:
There's a way to go deeper!!!!!
Zarbon:OHHHHHHHHhhhh
You can if you have a shovel
Notch when he announced the nether
I love when he compiles characters into one super video
8:27-8:32 The timing and the fact that Roshi acknowledged what cell said.I couldn't stop laughing😄😄😄
Kermit vs a cajun with a frog leg recipe he's trying to perfect.
14:42
*GOD DAMN THE TOURNAMENT OF POWER WAS FU- ED UP*
I'm pretty sure Roshi doesn't care if he's the only one in the room when he tells his stories as long as the camera can pick up his voice.
Never get over this master roshi story... It lighten up my day during hard times
You know the story is about to get real when it starts with " and there I was back to back with Jesus... Bible in one hand, a machine gun kn the left."
“So how’d it go roshi?”
“I don’t wanna talk about it”
I bet he got hit with the surprise penius.
Do you remember when Roshi killed the virus by fuckin it good?
Good times...
Roshi deserves his own arc
9:56 best speech i ever heard
10:40 I love how he's talking about covid with Purple Haze behind him.
Cell is on a boat saying we are lost out at sea.
Dude, you can literally fly man
Master Roshi is the MVP of the DevilArtemis Universe.
2:40 ok Lowkey would love to see that that sounds fucking awesome
Random person:*Coughs*
Master Roshi: There I was! Back to Back with Jesus, bible in my right-hand Machine gun on the left.Ready to bless these thoughts with that divine sauce!
And The Infamous Coochie Wars Saga of The DAU stills grows Strong and Hard...!
(Zarbon ??!!!!)
Roshi never told us how to go deeper 😆
Roshi needs to tell us.... my marriage is about to crumble. I can't go as deep as the pool boy and she'll divorce me unless I can go deeper!
As soon she responded to Roshi an ad popped up. Perfect timing lol.
Why couldn't the sponsor be voiced by Cell or Kermit
Dude, you make my day with these videos. Roshi has to be one of your funniest characters
Roshi really one of the only z fighter humans cell vibe with 🤣
the bank skit, to be fair, that is how it feels like you gotta do sometimes
Man roshi is my favorite character love the personality you gave him and the voice is dead on I love it ! Keep up the awesome work DA
"I came here for the fan service....i love it....only reason i subbed"
I cant😂😂
Yeah if I had to have a grandpa with old timers I would rather have my grandpa be Master roshi because his stories will make you laugh yourself to sleep best bedtime stories ever 💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hell yeah this is perfect to wake up to before work. I forgot some of the stuff that was in here. 🤓🐸
It is now my goal in life to become Muten Roshi in all ways.
Jesus: there i was, back to back with master roshi
God: Oh, not again.
I love this scene so much I couldn't stop laughing 13:08
so the Zarbon saga is gonna be a supercut of all his moans right?
Roshi: The sounds she made when my power pole popped out of her mouth cell. IT’LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!!!
Me: I know your pain all to well😔
Okay, quick question for someone who recognized most of the thots, who tf was the one that betrayed Roshi? What series was she from? Because I don’t recognize her. She reminds me of that girl from One-Punch Man mixed with her Little Sister
I thought I could do it. I thought I could last through it all again with a straight face... I was so, so terribly wrong.
The quote of my life: there I was back to back to Jesus
WTF is with youtube algorithm. This needs way more views
"There I was back to back with Jesus" has been ingraved in my mind
'bible in my right hand, machine gun in my left...'
Great way to start my Saturday morning 😂👍🏾
could we get a video of Devil Artemis Universe fighting dr eggman in a boxing ring?
You can never go wrong with Earth, Wind & Fire
Wait the showing of the Coochie wars was actually at the end. Yet its at the start of this video. It doesn't make sense because that happened way after they were introduced to him. It was also after they knew about the Coochie wars. That's why that video was made in the first place. Also, Master Roshi trying to pick up a chick in the bar happened after he destroyed covid. This is out of order god damnit.
You know, with all of Roshis talk about the War, we have yet to see it from start with how it began and all the way to the end.
THERE I WAS, BACK TO BACK WITH JESUS
Cell: GOD DAMMIT!
There I was...in jellyfish fields...
That sponsor seems to be really inspired by Rust
Does nobody else think the clapping of cheeks Roshi hears is the Predators just torturing him??
An I said JESUS!!!
Roshi is the best storyteller ever!!!💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥
4:49 What's Roshi saying in the background? I feel like it's either something meaningless, something terrifying, or something funny.
Funny thing this could be seen as canonically accurate seeing as the actual Roshi isn’t that different.
When Roshi said he was down to his last clip that moist critical rant about its a mag just started playing in my head automatically lol
It took me a long time to realize this but can’t Roshi just bring her back with the dragon balls
Please never quit making these videos
Imagine an actual roshi saga arc how awesome would that be
Love the profile pic
@@Jonathan-tw4xm thanks
I can’t believe this all happened within a week
Bro I'm playin through the Cell Games Saga on DBZ Kakarot rn and am noticing just how close DA's Cell voice is to the actual Cell.. bruh he's literally just a slight bit higher pitched than the real thing bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣