Dumb Ways to Die, but nobody dies
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- Опубліковано 16 кві 2021
- Credits to:
Metro Trains Melbourne for the DWTD song.
KUTIL GAMING for most of the DWTD Game win scenes.
TapGameplay for Dummkopf's win scene.
RoninThomasVideos - NL-98 for the idea.
MExMalachy for Bonehead's alive form.
For those who are confused on Doomed and Bungle:
Doomed is still in the bag even when you win his minigame, and Bungle never comes out of the washing machine even when you when his minigame. I felt like if I used Doomed without his bag and Bungle not in the dryer during the chorus, you would find it pretty confusing on how Doomed and Bungle got out of their things.
Where can I find them all, but like not harmed?
I'ts Win Not When
I think the clothes dryer doesn’t spin in this chorus.
Ninny looks normal like he usually looks like
Stumble should also have his phone along with his headphones. He shouldn't be without them.
2012: cries of laughter
2021: cries of nostalgia
Also thanks for over 1K likes!
Lol Great comment
@@littlecookie366 thanks for the support
@@despicablemelegend ^_^
True
No Nostalgia because they aren't dead
2012: stay safe around trains
2021: stay safe around people
2023: August 7
Alternative Title: *”Smart Ways To Live”*
That already exists
True
How about dumb ways to barely survive
After all these years, they finally listened to their parents and taught themselves how to be safe.
Good guys!
safe A R O U N D T R A I N S
Lol finally :D
No they got lucky there still breaking rules
?
1:47 “i wonder what’s this red button do”
Rainbow:bonjour
@Vicky Seraj Homosexuals: Hola
Fukya’s: γεια / geia
No, I just wanted to make a joke.
I know that says: “Ti gívetai kalá ta páme”.
In english it’s “We’re doing well”
Alternate title: Longest ways to Live (this won’t get likes)
Yes
Smart ways to live
@ur dad that left you • 63 years ago can’t believe I forgot that
Plot twist: you got many likes
@Loopy yep
Parody Lyrics:
Put Fire Off Your Hair,
Make Friends With A Grizzly Bear,
Eat Medicine That Has Today’s Date,
Piranhas Don’t Think Your Privates Are Their Bait,
Verse
Get Your Toast Out With A Fork (Slowly),
Do The Right Electrical Work,
Fly Safely When You Fly,
Eat A 1-Minute Old Nicely Cooked Pie,
Verse
Don’t Let A Psycho Killer Inside,
Don’t Steal A Drug Dealer’s Brand New Ride,
Keep Your Helmet On In Outer Space,
Stop A Washing Machine Spinning As Your Hiding Place,
Verse
Stop A Rattle Snake Being Your Pet,
Don’t Sell Your Kidneys On The Internet,
Avoid Eating A Tube Of Superglue,
Beautiful Things Is What This Button Can Do,
Verse
Dress Up Like A Moose In The Coldest Season,
Stay Away From Wasps For A Good Reason,
Avoid The Edge Of A Train Station Platform,
Wait Patiently For The Boom Gates To Open On A Level Crossing,
Wait For The Train To Pass Between The Platforms,
They May Not Rhyme, But They’re Quite Possibly,
Ending Verse
And the couris or whatever it is called would be like "You haved Lived, You have thankfully lived, you have li - I - ived, You have lived. "
smart ways to live
so many smart ways to live
smart ways to live
so many smart ways to live
@@coolcatcastle8 That's exactly what I was thinking
I now have a routine of coming back to this video and singing this comment every day
@@user-wz4su8se2v It’s A Good Idea, But I’ll Just Stick With My Comment
I'm happy they all survived
Me too
They finally learnt how to be safe 😊😊
It's just the playing the game and completing the minigame to make them live
for some reason i read this as 'they finally learnt how to safe'
Yea lol
Is just a game what else them to learn safe?
Dumas
The perfect sequel doesn't exi-
Yooo Simon riley fan lez go
St
@@andypeutherer yes i am
Lol!
Are you Sure about that?!
I’m just surprised anyone was able to pass the throw-up guy’s level.
Not to mention the fork toaster
Their names are Lax and Dummkoph
Me: Mom, why did you stop me playing this
Mom: I don’t remember
Me: Come on! Everyone knows it’s because it involves characters dying
Mom: Really
Me: Yeah, and some cute morbid characters, no less
Mom: So what your saying is that skeleton guy is cute?
Me: Skeleton guy?
Mom: You know, that skeleton guy in the game
Me: You mean Dummkopf
Mom: If that’s what his name is, then yeah
Me: I always thought he looked adorable
Mom: WHAT!!!
Me: Well, in his alive form, at least
Mom: I was gonna say. I’m scared of skeletons
Me: Fr though he’s the reason I’m scared of electricity
Mom: Yeah electricity is dangerous
Earlier in 2017:
Me: Mom, can I play this game
Mom: No it has dead people
Me: Come on, I’m missing out on the new minigames. Plus I haven’t played it in a while
Mom: Okay, you can play it. But don’t try any of this irl
Me: Hey, this is what the DWTD song is for
Mom: If you say so...
(ELIEKIKO NO REPLYING! OF COURSE THESE CHARACTERS ARE CUTE, THEY ARE NOT CREEPY)
Samw
I could never get the plane guy to work
I love the part when the astronaut gets its helmet back on and gives a thumbs up on both hands
look at stumble’s eye 2:21
he’s using a iPod 2:21
Now they've finally taught themselves how to be safe
Lol
Hey what is going on
Pi
Copied
@@GiyuKanaCEO no
My mind is blown because they've completely look different
They have been severly deformed when they died.
Yeah
Good Man😇
Had to start download Game
Chorus number 1: it’s,representation of colors is blue yellow or orange,turquoise and pink Chrous 2,3,4 and5 is DWTD
Put fire of your hair.
Be friends with a grizzly bear.
Eat medicine that’s in date.
Use worms and bugs as fishing bait.
Good ways to live.
So many good ways to live.
Good ways to li-i-ive, so many good ways to live.
Wait some time for the toast to come out
Stop doing your own electrical work
Get taught how to fly
Eat a 3 hour old refrigerated pie
Good ways to live
So many good ways to live
Good ways to li-i-ive
So many good ways to live
Invite A Pcicso Killer But You Put Him In Jail,
Not Scrachin Your Brand New Ride,
Put Your Helmet In Outer Space,
Stop The Closed Dryer And Get Out Of It,
Good Ways To Live,
So Many Good Ways To Live,
Good Ways To Li-i-ive,
So Many Good Ways To Live
I like to be a killer
Disown a snake as a pet
Buy new kidneys on the internet
Throw away, the super paste
If I don’t press this red button. The whole world will be great
Good ways to live
So many good ways to live
Good ways to li-i-i-i-ive
So many good ways to live.
Take of your moose hat during hunting season
Keeping a nest wasps safe for a good reason
Walk away from the edge of a train station platform
Wait at the boom gates in a level crossing
Get away from the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme, but they’re quite possibly-
Goodest ways to live
Goodest ways to live
Goodest ways to li-i-i-i-i-ve
So many good
So many good ways to live.
Live in smart ways
A message from metro
Is it your new lyrics
Intro 0:00
Blue body almost died 0:03
Orange has been killed 0:06
Out of stock a medicine 0:13
Crab ate someones Feet 0:17
Dumb Part 0:24
Part 2 0:29
On i fire on a house 0:32
Fly up someone and died 0:36
Someone ate cookie 0:41
Dumb part 2 0:46
Kill in the house 0:49
Someone is trash 0:52
Blow a head 0:59
He hiding and die 1:03
Dumb Part 3 1:06
Snake eat a eye 1:19
Free cash 1:22
Silgum 1:26
Button press 1:31
Dumb part 4 1:36
Pretty guy 1:52
Bee eat someone 1:55
Train killer 2:03
Route possible 2:10
Train back 2:14
Dumb last part 2:18
End screen 2:53
Excuse me
But there are already names.
There are names(by order in song):
Numpty
Hapless
Pillock
Dippy
Dummkopf
Dimwit
Stupe
Lax
Clod
Doomed
Numskull
Bungle
Mishap
Dunce
Calamity
Ninny
Botch
Doofus
Stumble
Bonehead
Putz.
Those are names of characters. Its canon.
Finally, after all of these years, the good ending.
Yeah so true
2014-2021
In 2012-2021 finally the good ending
How do you download the song?
Fr🧋🧋🧋🧋
Yay They're Alive!
Oh cool I found you
Hi good afternoon I could on me if you get a foolish move to solicit get out of it I got a photo move is the Greenie beanie, to top it up but I Shamu Sunny it was a Michaela Feeney kid and listen Moshe Moto symbol go to foolish to get out of my name tennis masonic sonic I get out Chabal do sew food McDonald’s School Suck so bad Tete Khalo so all she got a full sir Amos sorry bro I think it actually photo was so good I funny trauma she’s so my key that’s gonna suck baby shark a former just go seek other
Aw man
I prefer dead bonehead he is cuter
@@lyricssongs5110 your mean
Put fire on a pile of branches
Poke a stick at a tree
Eat medicine that's not expired
Go fishing with worms as bait
Smart ways to live
So many smart ways to live
Get your toast automatically
Do work on time
Look at birds flying
Eat new food
Smart ways to live
So many smart ways to live
Invite your friend
Buy a new car
Go to space
Use a cabinet as a hiding place
Smart ways to live
So many smart ways to live
Keep a cat as a pet
Sell all your toys
Eat a slice of pizza
Why are buttons round
Smart ways to live
So many smart to live
Dress up like a cop during Halloween
Love butterflies
Stand right next to your friend
Drive to work
Run to a tree
They kinda rhyme and they do
Smart ways to live
So many
So many smart ways to live
Be nice to everybody a message from metro
Smart ways to live
I love how this was made 4 hours ago ✋
@Watch Nihal! yea well now it was six days ago✋
@Watch Nihal! but your comment was made 4 hours ago
@@triangleman6607 literally nobody cares!
@@omoxy9511 never asked your opinion. don’t get why ya gotta be mean bout it
I love how now this was made exactly 1 month ago
0:44 imagine how bad it would feel if you were actually in that plane.
you would still be bad at flying
As a Stupe i understand
@ur dad that left you • 63 years ago I know
@@orangeshark590 and that means they would do ryanair landings
@@JustDuoYT those are also some very low clouds
DUMB WAYS TO LIVE!
SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO LIVE!
DUMB WAYS TO LI-I-IVE!
SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO LIVE!
2:08 excited not happy sad milli 2:15 too much bubbles fanboy laugh 2:21 not bad oso 2:25 bot going 2:30 morning and chum chum
Thought this would be 2-5 years ago but nope I was wrong
Honestly same
Same
uhhh
I don't think about clod
@@arfascirepescador4132 yeah Clod is not even an obtainable bean in DWTD (Dumb Ways To Die)
This brings back memories of me playing this hours on end
Yes
@MemeCity7716 Shrek and Kung Fu Snail Coffiñ Dañce Mashup
Alternative Title: Smart Ways To Live (Kid Friendly)
it’s so weird seeing them safe
The Good Ending!
1 reply? It has 0 reply!
@@Molangsucks YOUR UNDER ARREST
@@Molangsucks NO, I’M CALLING THE POLICE! ONLY ONE OF US CAN GO TO JAIL, AND THAT IS YOU. NOTHING CAN STOP YOU, NOT EVEN THE UNO REVERSE CARD
@@Molangsucks ANYWAY, I THOUGHT OF CALLING THE POLICE FIRST
@@Molangsucks NO!! YOUR ALREADY IN JAIL
*Eat A 2 Week Old Unfridgerated Pie*
*Proceeds To Eat a Cookie*
Edit:I Completely Forgot About This Comment
〒▽〒
well they cant add a pie cuz the food on the game is poisoned and the good one is only the cookie and some more
ua-cam.com/video/j5a0jTc9S10/v-deo.html
The mini game Food Fright sadly doesn't include a pie to eat.
@@zoroastrianismrona9585 rickroll'd
T I K Y
They finally learnt how to be safe
"SMART WAYS TO LIVE"
This is actually so wholesome
Absolutely!
How can a video be both bizarre and wholesome simultaneously?
The nostalgia slaps me hard
They look a lot cuter when they’re not dead
Yeah
@@Molangsucks calla
@@Molangsucks Just get out of here
@TheGamesOneOut Don’t listen to her. She’s crazy
Definitely
Alright finally nobody dies.
2019: being happy
2022: hearing ufo noises which means nostalgia
Just relaxing without being traumatized
NICE
but the characters look so weird without there death effects
I respect your opinion.
Beans,not characters
ikr
@@ellenvergara6098 its the same thing🤦
one of them looks bald without fire
Me just blasting this in my room while my family vibes outside my room and my dad is confused
This is a masterpiece 🤌
XD tell you all what it is really cute seeing them without dying
@@Molangsucks how?
Me: Mom, why did you stop me playing this
Mom: I don’t remember
Me: Come on! Everyone knows it’s because it involves characters dying
Mom: Really
Me: Yeah, and some cute morbid characters, no less
Mom: So what your saying is that skeleton guy is cute?
Me: Skeleton guy?
Mom: You know, that skeleton guy in the game
Me: You mean Dummkopf
Mom: If that’s what his name is, then yeah
Me: I always thought he looked adorable
Mom: WHAT!!!
Me: Well, in his alive form, at least
Mom: I was gonna say. I’m scared of skeletons
Me: Fr though he’s the reason I’m scared of electricity
Mom: Yeah electricity is dangerous
Earlier in 2017:
Me: Mom, can I play this game
Mom: No it has dead people
Me: Come on, I’m missing out on the new minigames. Plus I haven’t played it in a while
Mom: Okay, you can play it. But don’t try any of this irl
Me: Hey, this is what the DWTD song is for
Mom: If you say so...
@@Noonesaccount-rb4qr don't mind her she's just being sarcastic
The skeleton one looks so much different
Cause he didnt shock
Dummkopf* his name is
Yeah lol
@@Molangsucks ELIEKIKO
2:55 smart ways to live
They learnt how to be safe but... They forgot how to dance
What
@@Molangsucks sarcastic much?
Yeah but I'm so confused
Oh dear, Its less scary but funny at the same time because the song still says: "So many dumb ways to die" but they don't die 😄 but I enjoyed it anyway.
Hh
Why is this the funniest thing ever
So many memories 😭🤚🏽
1:06 you wold wear a panda :(
Rip psycho killer
Smart ways to live (no one willsee this comment)
Incorrect
Dumb ways to live
Best ways to survive
That’s good! they never die.
I love 0:47 he looks a lot cuter when he’s not dead
THE NOSTALGIA IS REAL!!!
Original was an ad campaign aimed at male youth and peers who play chicken with commuter trains. Dee Madigan has won a host of awards
This is actually very well made
2012 is the laughter
2021 is the nostalgia
run ? the tracks between the platforms they may not rhyme but they’re quite possible
This is genius. Thank you
Don,t say that
@@Molangsucks sarcastic much
@@Yunafan2963 no loser
@@Molangsucks ITS MY FRIEND
Lax didn't eat a pie, he ate a cookie
2012: laugh because not safe 🤭. 2021: impressive because they know safety👌
Alternate Title: Smart Ways to Stay
Good ways to life
Yes new game play you win
Wait what not it
Actually smart ways to live is much better
I feel like this is what it was supposed to be
🎵Smart ways to live…🎵
Doctor Strange: Miss the Spell
Timeline:
The nostalgia stabs me so hard
It's a funner experience when the beans dance
Alternate title: Smart ways to live
I bet bungle and doomed would look absolutely adorable if they weren't in a washing machine or a bag...
Its nice to see they are safe thx
This is not dumb ways to die this is smart ways to live
literally smart ways to live
Time traveler: *moves pebble*
The timeline:
Omg so true lol
Im feeling a deep nostalgia
2:14
No se porque pero me da 1000 años de vida ver a botch feliz
Al fin alguien que tambien habla español :D
Yo también hablo español
Same in the DWTD Rio video he didn’t smile at all
Si si ya seeeeee
2:14:00
eat a two-week ? unrefrigerated pie
The good ending :)
@@Molangsucks good ending :l
@@Molangsucks YES.
@@Molangsucks use 3 laugh emoji its cringe
@@Molangsucks whay
@@Molangsucks what
I know I’m late but this is basically just good ways to live
Alternate title:smart ways to survive
dumb ways to die more like smart ways to live
You forgot doomed and bugle they need no bag and no washing machine
Doomed is still in the bag even when you win his minigame, and Bungle never comes out of the washing machine even when you when his minigame. I felt like if I used Doomed without his bag and Bungle not in the dryer during the chorus, you would find it pretty confusing on how Doomed and Bungle got out of their things.
I thought you would shut the dryer off.
Good ending: Nobody die, every is save.
Oh hello orange matto
Dumb ways to die more like smart ways to live am I right?
Creepy ending
@@Molangsucks get out
@@Molangsucks ELIEKIKO GET OUT
Bro, there is another version that literally that everyone stop dying and learned
Alternate title: smart ways to live
Love it, they stay alive ❤
Everyone has error because they weren't dies
🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦
READ THE TITLE!
be safe around trains a message from metro
if no one died it won't even be dumb ways to die
Those people is still alive
Good ending: Everyone survived
Bad ending: Everyone died
Not Everyone.
Good ending Evryone died
Bad ending Evryone survived
@@Molangsucks hahahaha sarcastic
@@Yunafan2963 that’s a way to tell her XD
Bro unlocked the pacifist ending.
Intelligent Methods for Survival.
Yes even clod pop-up 1:29
I LOVE THE FACT THAT BUNGLE IS JUST CASUALLY THERE IN THE WASHING MACHINE
Smartest ways to live
They should have done Clod without his mask, Doomed out of the bag and Bungle out of the clothes dryer.
They finally learnt how to be safe😊😊
Smart ways to survive.