Starstruck (2010) is the WORST Disney Channel Movie EVER... I'm angry about it

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  • @shang8292
    @shang8292 2 роки тому +1956

    When I was like 13 I plagiarized the plot of this movie on Wattpad and gave them different names and it got tons of views and people were begging me to update and I felt so guilty I deleted the story

    • @imfamoushero
      @imfamoushero 2 роки тому +331

      Stealing icon

    • @isabellatorres8293
      @isabellatorres8293 2 роки тому +165

      LMFAOOO PLEASE

    • @O_O7z
      @O_O7z 2 роки тому +187

      Clearly you wrote it better lmao

    • @emily--
      @emily-- 2 роки тому +31

      queen!!

    • @WidowmakersAss
      @WidowmakersAss 2 роки тому +127

      tbf if it was like a fanfics. most people probably realized and didn’t care

  • @amyg8176
    @amyg8176 2 роки тому +2269

    “She’s not like other girls” “yeah no she’s way worse” I fucking snorted

  • @lamb9770
    @lamb9770 2 роки тому +2038

    the main girl is so confusing because she’s clearly meant to be an average relatable girl next door type but they give her the personality and attitude of a mean girl bully. the actress isn’t too bad but they really didn’t care to properly flesh out her character (or any other character in the movie).

    • @MrBookworm01
      @MrBookworm01 2 роки тому +109

      If you think that's bad, check out F**k The Prom. It's another movie starring Danielle Campbell (the main girl's actress) where she plays a teenage girl who alternates between relatable girl next door and alpha bitch bully.

    • @katietrongogo
      @katietrongogo 2 роки тому +124

      My theory is that whoever casted/directed/acting coach/whatever was a middle aged man who just thinks that every teen aged girl is bratty and annoying. So that’s what they told her to do thinking, “well teenage girls are annoying so you need to act annoying! It’ll be perfect!!”

    • @apriludgate
      @apriludgate 2 роки тому +36

      no the actress is terrible. watch f the prom

    • @tealhiid
      @tealhiid 2 роки тому +20

      @@apriludgate have you watched the originals?

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue 2 роки тому +12

      maybe it's an even worse Westernized version of the tsundere trope

  • @a-go-go19
    @a-go-go19 2 роки тому +1406

    This movie depicted a girl getting kidnapped MULTIPLE times and not once did I feel bad for her; she was infuriating (he was too tbh).

    • @sleepiethyme
      @sleepiethyme 2 роки тому +124

      No cos she was so freaking mean for no reason ???? And she never got nicer?? Like damn

    • @bhavanijayant526
      @bhavanijayant526 2 роки тому +4

      I think this was a nice movie but I feel like when she gets angry at him I'm like "what is her problem damn? and half the times his face is sort of cringe

    • @michelletalbot2281
      @michelletalbot2281 Рік тому +1

      ​@@bhavanijayant526 could be the odd crows feet at such a young age smh kind of odd. There were times his face kind of looked like a mask or something. But can Def see what u mean by cringe lol

    • @bhavanijayant526
      @bhavanijayant526 Рік тому +1

      @@michelletalbot2281 What u mean odd crows feet? And u can also tell that it’s cringe?

    • @michelletalbot2281
      @michelletalbot2281 Рік тому

      @@bhavanijayant526 hi. You made a comment about a month ago about the movie review star struck. You stated the male character face is sort of cringe. I added I thought it was weird because he's so young but has crows feet the little crease lines on the side of his mouth most ppl get much older. I was just agreeing with u about him is all

  • @remoryu
    @remoryu 2 роки тому +1345

    this movie had so many fanfic tropes that a lot of preteen girls wanted to emulate in their life with their favorite famous person (1D, justin bieber, whoever) and honestly it’s so funny

    • @lilymei5367
      @lilymei5367 2 роки тому +105

      Lol no bc literally why was I fantasizing about being kidnapped by grown British men at 14 years old

    • @remoryu
      @remoryu 2 роки тому +43

      @@lilymei5367 it’s wattpad’s fault

    • @NixieEppler
      @NixieEppler 2 роки тому +45

      I was gonna say, I think this movie appealed to me so much as a tween because I had just started reading fanfiction and it seemed to hit most of the main tropes so it was really easy to just insert whatever character/musician u wanted

    • @tylerragland-rosser5658
      @tylerragland-rosser5658 2 роки тому +17

      Tell me why Disney stole the idea from wattpad lolol

    • @allisonb8912
      @allisonb8912 2 роки тому +13

      And then this actress literally lived out one of those fantasies by having the world’s cringiest relationship with a 1D member.

  • @vadalia3860
    @vadalia3860 2 роки тому +1206

    I'm guessing they couldn't give Jessica hobbies or much of a personality because they assumed it would interfere with tween/teen girls in their target demographic surgically stitching themselves onto the character to vicariously live out their fantasies of being chosen by the celeb heartthrob of their choice. Which is absolutely underestimating those kids.

    • @k.k.7797
      @k.k.7797 2 роки тому +160

      the main character could of been a bird watching enthusiast with two heads and 8 year old me would still be convinced that my Chris Wild was just around the corner

    • @theaterislife
      @theaterislife 2 роки тому +91

      Yeah, you see this in some adult romance novels too! The female character is just a self-insert for the reader, so they have to make her as bland as possible. It also feeds the fantasy that they don't have to be an active participant in the romance. They can just sit back and be their grumpy selves, and the male protagonist will fall over himself to woo her.

    • @MegCazalet
      @MegCazalet 2 роки тому +31

      My imagination when I was a child didn’t give a shit. I had a crush on a *mannequin*. And in tween shows and movies we don’t care about how we might realistically fit in! We write our own plots in our fantasies and need no favors! Let be done with poorly developed characters in entertainment AND real life 💪

    • @juliusweiss5447
      @juliusweiss5447 2 роки тому +30

      This is how almost every Isekai and harem anime makes their main character as well. A generic looking Japanese teen boy so any of the boys that watch those shows can imagine it’s themselves living the power fantasy and getting all the girls.

    • @heyitsmira17
      @heyitsmira17 2 роки тому +18

      They gave her a personality and it was an annoying one

  • @DimaRakesah
    @DimaRakesah 2 роки тому +863

    I would also just like to say... staging a public apology is a really unfair way to pressure someone to accept, because if they don't accept this big grand gesture apology in front of a room full of people they will look bad. Not a cool move. Ask for forgiveness in private and with humility. It doesn't mean anything if someone feels pressured to give it to you.

    • @kitty-yg1bg
      @kitty-yg1bg 2 роки тому +106

      Facts!! I feel the same way about really public proposals... it pressures the person into saying yes to not disappoint the crowd

    • @heyitsmira17
      @heyitsmira17 2 роки тому +73

      It depends. I was once humiliated in public, and then the person who came to apologize did it in private. I always felt bitter abt it because, if you humiliated me publicly, then apologize to me publicly.

    • @DimaRakesah
      @DimaRakesah 2 роки тому +71

      @@heyitsmira17 Good point! That is a case where a public apology makes sense. Sort if like a public marriage proposal makes sense if the couple has talked and agreed they want to get married before hand, as was the case with my husband and I.

    • @blissfulrain
      @blissfulrain 2 роки тому +35

      @@heyitsmira17 This is a good point. In that case it would be best to do both. Apologize in private so the person can accept or not without pressure and then publicly admit wrong doing since the offense was public.

    • @thepassingstatic6268
      @thepassingstatic6268 2 роки тому +3

      Isnt there a proper term for that?

  • @dimidevil
    @dimidevil 2 роки тому +738

    an angel loses her wings every time nick mentions an unwashed foreskin 😔💔

    • @pablodelsegundo9502
      @pablodelsegundo9502 2 роки тому +117

      I prefer to look at it as 'a demon gets their horns.' BE POSITIVE. 😆

    • @user-mi4of6mt7j
      @user-mi4of6mt7j 2 роки тому +10

      @@pablodelsegundo9502 this thread

    • @funty420
      @funty420 2 роки тому +22

      Every time he mentions an unw*shed f*reskin I consider performing my own circumsision

    • @cosmicbug4
      @cosmicbug4 2 роки тому +14

      @@pablodelsegundo9502 I need to be on that positivity level!!!! Shiiit I thought I was positive asf but thank you for setting the bar higher!!!!!! 💫💖

    • @Mojojojo85757
      @Mojojojo85757 2 роки тому +5

      Omg 😳 I’m only 4 mins into this video but DYING to see how this ties in…. 🤣🤣

  • @Mskittenlover12
    @Mskittenlover12 2 роки тому +673

    I feel like StarStruck was Disney's attempt at turning Sterling Knight into a mainstream pop artist because the Jonas Brothers were starting to get tired of Disney and they needed someone new to be their big Justin Bieber esque pop star that their target audience of teenage and preteen girls would crush on. It just...didn't really work well. 🙃

    • @amberwingtundrawing776
      @amberwingtundrawing776 2 роки тому +51

      I feel like I looked it up and it said he didn't sing the songs, he had a voice double or something? I could be wrong though

    • @ambrite
      @ambrite 2 роки тому +85

      100%, they tried this again with Mitchell Hope in Descendants. He had a major role and solo songs in the 1st movie cos they were banking on Ben & Mal being the focus, but no one really cared and just wanted more of the 4 bad kids, so he was like a supporting character/damsel in distress in the 2nd movie, then barely in the 3rd one.

    • @cmm3699
      @cmm3699 2 роки тому +81

      @@amberwingtundrawing776 just looked it up. He only sang 1 song (star struck), the rest were sung by drew Ryan Scott. It was due to sterling knight being cast too late, so he didn’t have time to learn a and sing the songs.

    • @briaweea02
      @briaweea02 2 роки тому +91

      @@amberwingtundrawing776 They did the same thing in the first High School Musical with Drew Seeley dubbing for Zac Effron, so Disney definitely is like “yeah, you just…be cute”😂

    • @LezbeOswald
      @LezbeOswald 2 роки тому +118

      he'll never be anything to me but Chad Dylan Cooper

  • @keshaandkerensa9461
    @keshaandkerensa9461 2 роки тому +968

    I used to love this movie as a kid 😭 it lives up to the Wattpad “I’m not like the other girls” fantasy

  • @karachristensen3031
    @karachristensen3031 2 роки тому +884

    As someone who was in middle school when this movie was released, the songs from Starstruck are seared into my brain permanently.

    • @chicknugs
      @chicknugs 2 роки тому +41

      SAME. This used to be one of my favorites I’m ashamed to say

    • @damielapm
      @damielapm 2 роки тому +18

      Facts, now we revive them at college, it hit hard here in Mexico

    • @pablodelsegundo9502
      @pablodelsegundo9502 2 роки тому +1

      I'm so sorry.

    • @jess_hinz
      @jess_hinz 2 роки тому +28

      STARSTRUCKKKK CAMERA FLASHING COVER OF MAGAZINES (oh oh, oh oh)

    • @automaticusername1
      @automaticusername1 2 роки тому +3

      Me too. For years I'd randomly get it stuck in my head, and I feel like watching this has awakened the beast

  • @kristena824
    @kristena824 2 роки тому +266

    Something that REALLY bugs me about this film is when Chris is looking back on all the photos they took together there's a photo of them TAKING a photo - not the selfie that they would have taken with the actual camera, but a screenshot of the scene where they take the photo with a completely different angle to the disposable camera's lens. It annoys me to a frankly irrational degree.

    • @bundleofbasil
      @bundleofbasil 7 місяців тому

      THANK YOU. My sister and I used to watch this movie together, and I never failed to complain about that part 😂

  • @Arionlappy
    @Arionlappy 2 роки тому +461

    I think my favorite part of this is Nick calling the sister, "Maggie" the entire time when her name is Sarah.

    • @krissybee123
      @krissybee123 2 роки тому +88

      he also called Christopher Wilde Christopher Knight for most of the movie lol

    • @Arionlappy
      @Arionlappy 2 роки тому +36

      @@krissybee123 yeah I think I just didn't laugh as hard at that bc I thought the actors name was Christopher Knight. Apparently it's Sterling. But then, maybe the actress who plays Sarah is named Maggie?

    • @bhavanijayant526
      @bhavanijayant526 2 роки тому +1

      @@krissybee123 That still cracks me up but Sterling's character was much more better on Sonny with a chance

    • @bhavanijayant526
      @bhavanijayant526 2 роки тому

      @@Arionlappy Oh yeah thats true

    • @Emjay.d
      @Emjay.d Рік тому +4

      @@Arionlappy I looked it up. Yes it wasnt some random name he pulled from nowhere, Maggie was the actresses name.

  • @katharineeavan9705
    @katharineeavan9705 2 роки тому +122

    Petition for an action thriller romance where the older sister freaks out about her sister disappearing outside a club and then realises from the news report that the celeb kidnapped her (because her shuffleboard-playing sister definitely would not leave the club with a guy she doesn't know and apparently detests), and uses her super fan stalker knowledge to track them down because the police aren't interested in a teen girl running away with a celeb heartthrob.
    All the car switching and ditching the car in the desert is actually intentional as they try to evade the sister, and the taking back the camera was so he could destroy the photos/evidence once he got around to killing her. He picked her because she was so generally unpleasant that he figured no one would miss her, and his real hatred of the press is because they make it very hard to discreetly abduct young girls

    • @Chocibunny
      @Chocibunny 2 роки тому +15

      This whole comment made more sense than the movie

    • @franfran1408
      @franfran1408 2 роки тому +11

      You need to write a book or direct a movie or something. This sounds a lot more interesting than the actual movie. It also adds more depth to the older sister.

    • @claudis.4015
      @claudis.4015 2 роки тому +4

      I wanna watch your version now! :D

    • @anonymous-iy5pd
      @anonymous-iy5pd Рік тому +2

      Wtf, yes

  • @8bitdaydreams
    @8bitdaydreams 2 роки тому +274

    I remember when Demi lovato left sonny with a chance, and it just felt like they didn’t know what to do with any of the other kids from ‘so random’

    • @peytonmerriman259
      @peytonmerriman259 Рік тому +2

      Well they did so random for 2 seasons. And many of them had other gigs within disney

  • @kaz1819
    @kaz1819 2 роки тому +373

    Fun fact. The girl actress was 15 during the time of this film and the guy was 21... Bit creepy but that's the reason they never kissed.

    • @awkwardotter13
      @awkwardotter13 2 роки тому +98

      Super creepy and inappropriate

    • @moatrboat
      @moatrboat 2 роки тому +22

      if it were even 5 yrs earlier i bet they would've made them kiss fr :/

    • @morbidsearch
      @morbidsearch 2 роки тому +20

      Didn't stop Disney before *cough* Blank Check

    • @myBquest
      @myBquest 2 роки тому +13

      Ok, but I'm thinking that but probably the only reason they never kissed was because her parents didn't approve it ☠️ and it makes me sick.

    • @DavidKen878
      @DavidKen878 2 роки тому +1

      You kids love saying anytime theres an age gap between characters its gross and creepy. Grow up.

  • @k.k.7797
    @k.k.7797 2 роки тому +373

    Christopher Wild’s dreamy eyes stare looks eerily similar to my cat’s blank “I’ve forgotten where I am” stare

    • @smileymctrashbag
      @smileymctrashbag 2 роки тому +11

      Ahahaha, that’s so spot on. My cat has that look 50% of the time lmao.

    • @gabbyabbott4965
      @gabbyabbott4965 2 роки тому +8

      Ah so the “I smoked too much pot” stare.

    • @n9netwiztidclownz
      @n9netwiztidclownz 2 роки тому +2

      ☠️☠️☠️

  • @ratgurl1
    @ratgurl1 2 роки тому +216

    the only way disney convinced me sterling knight was hot is because i’m a sucker for slow burns and sonny with a chance nailed that… i remember this movie coming out and being disappointed how much of a lame romance between boring people it was

    • @sixfeetundertheradar6080
      @sixfeetundertheradar6080 2 роки тому +26

      Korean and Chinese dramas will be a dream for you, a majority are slowburn romance

    • @nayabkhurshid4089
      @nayabkhurshid4089 2 роки тому +4

      @@sixfeetundertheradar6080 do you have a good website to watch some on?

    • @boopboopimarobot
      @boopboopimarobot 2 роки тому +12

      Channy >

    • @iloveallthingsart7142
      @iloveallthingsart7142 2 роки тому

      @@nayabkhurshid4089 Dramacool

    • @snowpanther7076
      @snowpanther7076 2 роки тому

      @@nayabkhurshid4089 youtube has really good cdramas. I recommend romance of tiger and rose, guardian and who rules the world

  • @stephw.7874
    @stephw.7874 2 роки тому +94

    As a broke person in my mid-twenties, I'm appalled at how carelessly they treated the grandma's car by letting strangers drive it and allowing it to fall into a mud pit. The grandma could have at least sold the car to make some money from it!!

  • @mazzyg6186
    @mazzyg6186 2 роки тому +215

    “Wow you’re not like other girls” “no yeah she’s way worse” 😂😂

  • @eothamec2427
    @eothamec2427 2 роки тому +108

    Kids are okay with a nothing burger when we get vicarious wish fulfillment through an empty main character.

  • @stayfrostyroyalmilktea
    @stayfrostyroyalmilktea 2 роки тому +148

    losing my mind everytime he says "christopher knight" and "maggie".

  • @partyofone6549
    @partyofone6549 2 роки тому +390

    Nick you HAVE to do Geek Charming. I was obsessed with that film as a kid and would like to see it taken down a peg.

    • @devinwalker4161
      @devinwalker4161 2 роки тому +26

      I loved that movie. I want him to rip it to shreds 😂

    • @LydiaR418
      @LydiaR418 2 роки тому +8

      Yes geek charming would be so good!!!

    • @kitchensinkchronicles3272
      @kitchensinkchronicles3272 2 роки тому +1

      PLEASE he has to!

    • @Kihsgy
      @Kihsgy 2 роки тому +31

      I hateeee that film ever since I found out how cruel the main actor is 😤

    • @allisonb8912
      @allisonb8912 2 роки тому +14

      When I saw this video pop up I actually thought this movie was geek charming for a minute. They’re genuinely indistinguishable in my mind, except that Sarah Hyland is a much better actress than Danielle campbell

  • @SweetlyxJules
    @SweetlyxJules 2 роки тому +693

    Nick calling the main dude by the wrong name for 90% of the video is amazing. I absolutely loved this movie 😂 It fueled my teenage dream to casually run into my celebrity crush where he’d fall in love with me. (Also that scene where Char literally slams into Ella from Ella Enchanted also fuels this fire🥲)

    • @BradsPitts.
      @BradsPitts. 2 роки тому +21

      He got the actor and character names mixed up haha

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy 2 роки тому +37

      I was starting to wonder if Chris Wild was actually the wrong name because he said Christopher Knight so often.

    • @BradsPitts.
      @BradsPitts. 2 роки тому +47

      Honestly Sterling Knight sounds like a faker name than Christopher Wilde lol

    • @queendanique
      @queendanique 2 роки тому +28

      I swore I've heard Nick say Christopher Wilde, Christopher Walken, and Christopher Knight, and at this point, I just figured whenever he mentions Chris something, hes referring to that pale blonde thing on my screen lol

    • @TomMSTie1138
      @TomMSTie1138 2 роки тому +9

      I swear I thought this was a Brady Bunch joke since actor Christopher Knight played Peter on the Brady Bunch.

  • @litneyloxan
    @litneyloxan 2 роки тому +192

    Fun fact and the only positive thing i know about this movie:
    One of my closest childhood friends(Anna-Margaret) is who performed “somethin about the sunshine” for the movie. It’s the only almost claim to fame I know.

    • @astroblast2325
      @astroblast2325 2 роки тому +66

      That songs absolutely slams, what an honour

    • @litneyloxan
      @litneyloxan 2 роки тому +28

      @@astroblast2325 she was on a mcdonald’s commercial that aired at the same time this movie was too!

    • @krissybee123
      @krissybee123 2 роки тому +37

      that's definitely the best song in the whole movie

    • @Theemackxo
      @Theemackxo 2 роки тому +15

      The only thing I liked abt this movie ever tell her she did the damn thing

    • @litneyloxan
      @litneyloxan 2 роки тому +16

      @@Theemackxo she’s gonna be happy to hear that. she isn’t acting or singing anymore since she’s gotten married and had babies so you’d never even know it was the same girl ❤️ small world

  • @ZombalayaQ
    @ZombalayaQ 2 роки тому +87

    Her speech to the media was giving me Caitlin Reilly's "the girl who used to bully you in high school" energy

  • @TheNormExperience
    @TheNormExperience 2 роки тому +269

    “But I had a lot of underdeveloped opinions in my 20’s. Unlike nowadays, where I have a lot of opinions that I’ve spent too much time developing and now talking about.”
    Oh damn! That one hits a little too close for comfort 🤣

  • @chaysentula
    @chaysentula 2 роки тому +117

    It’s crazy to think that just a couple of years after this movie came out Danielle Campbell (the actress that plays Jessica) would date Louis Tomlinson from One Direction. It’s truly life imitating art!

    • @pawfull8481
      @pawfull8481 Рік тому +2

      THEY ARE THE SAME PEOPLE????

  • @JDM-is-my-name
    @JDM-is-my-name 2 роки тому +90

    I remember seeing this film a few times when I was a teen and the most memorable moment for me is when the car sinks because I remember thinking "her grandmother is going to be so angry"

  • @boojersey13
    @boojersey13 2 роки тому +138

    GOD I will never forget this movie because my best friend in middle school was OBSESSED with Chad Dylan Cooper's actor and as such I had no choice but to watch this movie smh..

    • @boojersey13
      @boojersey13 2 роки тому +5

      btw feel better nick!!! love u and sending good Health vibes xo

    • @Anna24529w
      @Anna24529w 2 роки тому +3

      Is your friend Sara (Jessica’s sister) and your Jessica?

    • @heyitsmira17
      @heyitsmira17 2 роки тому +14

      The fact that his name in Sonny is more memorable to you than his real name or the name of his character in this movie lol

    • @boojersey13
      @boojersey13 2 роки тому +3

      @@heyitsmira17 i genuinely have no idea why that show burned itself so hard into my brain but i literally remember what sonnys phone number is...

    • @boojersey13
      @boojersey13 2 роки тому +3

      @Day i THINK its sterling knight because i think that's the name my friend never stopped saying but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i was stoned ok

  • @samanthacran4761
    @samanthacran4761 2 роки тому +50

    Finally a movie brave enough to answer the question “what if singin in the rain sucked?”

  • @bartho5212
    @bartho5212 2 роки тому +88

    Alternate title: Nick roasting his patrons for 33 minutes and 44 seconds.

  • @_frankiefreak_
    @_frankiefreak_ 2 роки тому +307

    I was like 9 when this came out & trust me … Disney did their job right - I was obsessed 😂🙏🏼

    • @somethingtodowithcat
      @somethingtodowithcat 2 роки тому +25

      same, literally loved the soundtracks so much it hurt

    • @sixfeetundertheradar6080
      @sixfeetundertheradar6080 2 роки тому +8

      I loved it soooo much

    • @pablodelsegundo9502
      @pablodelsegundo9502 2 роки тому +9

      OK, I can appreciate that since 9-12 yos were their target audience. The people commenting about how they were in high school (or older) and JUST LOVED this movie or soundtrack are making me sick to my ass.

    • @hnichole
      @hnichole 2 роки тому +4

      Exactly, literally all of my classmates from school at the time loved this movie, we talked about it all the time lmao. Before this review, I still looked back on that movie fondly, though I do remember thinking even as a child that Jessica came off really mean for no reason a lot of the time. 😂

    • @BumblebeeQueene64
      @BumblebeeQueene64 2 роки тому

      I was super young when it came out too and it was like my favorite movie at the time. (I remember there was like a week where they played it every night) to this day I can't not love it maybe its the nostalgia but either way I still think the songs slap.

  • @AV-uo6qh
    @AV-uo6qh 2 роки тому +106

    Maybe the real Clip Breakdown is the friends we made along the way ✨

  • @megshep
    @megshep 2 роки тому +32

    I still hear that song in my head sometimes "Starrrrrrstruck camera flashes cover of magazines"

  • @margaret_adelle
    @margaret_adelle 2 роки тому +24

    So the girl made the boy fall in love with her through pure negging.
    Truly a leap forward for gender equality.

  • @MarieJesne
    @MarieJesne 2 роки тому +51

    I think in earlier years Disney tried to make TV movies that would appeal to kids and parents, but after a while they realized that parents would often put on Disney Channel in the background to entertain the kids and the parents themselves actually wouldn't watch the show/movie that closely, which is how we ended up with a lot of weak plots and flat characters. It's just enough to keep the kids glued to the screen but not meant to actually be good or taken seriously as a film. (I'm just talking about DCOMs, not the ones that hit theaters bc those seem much better in comparison.)

    • @shannonceleste5557
      @shannonceleste5557 2 місяці тому

      Media in general has been severely dumbed down over the years. 😐 actually, everything has been dumbed down come to think of it. Public education, ppl solely depending on tech for everything, banned books, food delivery services, etc. Minimum wage is still $7.25 and most jobs require at least a bachelor's degree...
      Ugh I hate living in this timeline. I guess I needed to vent for a minute lol :/

  • @jeremybutcher6418
    @jeremybutcher6418 2 роки тому +6

    Are they trying to normalize predatory language? "You can't tell anyone, not even your parents"

  • @saneira
    @saneira 2 роки тому +36

    "If you like any [of the songs in Starstruck] comment down below and explain yourself to the court" Nick really got me wheezing there lmao

  • @spooniejusticewarrior
    @spooniejusticewarrior 2 роки тому +39

    There actually is an all ages queer night club in Portland, Oregon. I used to go there every weekend with my friends. They had drag shows. It's where Jinkx Monsoon got her start performing in drag.

    • @changelater01
      @changelater01 2 роки тому +1

      that's so cool is it still open?

    • @spooniejusticewarrior
      @spooniejusticewarrior 2 роки тому +1

      @@changelater01 apparently is closed in 2017 unfortunately. It was open for 14 years though

    • @changelater01
      @changelater01 2 роки тому +2

      @@spooniejusticewarrior aw dang. I have a friend in Portland, I was gonna make that a stop on my trip when I see them. that's still super dope tho that they had a place like that. I'm on the east coast, we had an under 21 club for awhile out in Ocean City, but it wasn't def wasn't queer lol and I never went. I'm an adult anyway I just thought the concept of an all ages gay club was pretty cool. I love Jinx too, so excited to see her on All Stars this season! 💖

    • @spooniejusticewarrior
      @spooniejusticewarrior 2 роки тому +1

      @@changelater01 i used to hang out with Jinkx all the time back then. I wonder if she remembers me

    • @changelater01
      @changelater01 2 роки тому

      @@spooniejusticewarrior omg no way!! now that's too cool. I thought she was from Seattle tho right that must've been a hike for her to go perform in Portland

  • @valalava1
    @valalava1 2 роки тому +74

    I watched this movie when I was like 12 so I was definitely the target audience but I've always hated it so much, Jessica is so fucking annoying, Christopher is not cute at all (sorry, sterling) and it pisses me off how hard they tried to make us think he is, way too many sonny with a chance actors (a show I found terribly unfunny and couldn't get away from back in the day) just ugh. However I must confess I did like the songs x) and I put up with the movie cuz this is pretty much a self-insert fic of a situation I would've given my kidneys to live with Joe Jonas xD maybe that's why Jessica has no personality besides the whole "I'm not like other girls" she has going on, she's just a placement character

    • @jalapeno1119
      @jalapeno1119 2 роки тому +9

      They really tried to make the Sonny cast the next HSM cast

  • @amandacarvalho8975
    @amandacarvalho8975 2 роки тому +63

    I just love how nick basically rewrites key points on the script that would make the movie waaay much better

  • @jadeykg123
    @jadeykg123 2 роки тому +108

    This was the Disney movie that made me realize how terrible Disney movies were

    • @latesummer
      @latesummer 2 роки тому +6

      same:/ all i saw was the Formula and leads that fit current beauty trends and i was like :/oh

  • @Diana-mu7pc
    @Diana-mu7pc 2 роки тому +143

    1) I don't know who to blame for this exactly but I am Uncomfortable that while this movie was in production, the lead actress was 14 and Sterling Knight was 20. Please, Disney, don't. It's weird.
    2) I only saw this movie, parts of it, a couple of times in rereuns. I wasn't watching that much Disney channel at this point, only really tuning in for my favorite shows like HM and Wizards, and I wasn't clamoring to see the new popstar Chad Dylan Cooper movie with some girl I'd never heard of. But for some reason I always remembered the "best friends since fourth grade" line because it's such specific exposition. I was in fifth grade at the time, and I thought to myself, well, did Stubbs move to Chris's town? Did Chris move to Stubbs's town? All of *my* then-best friends, I had known for years at that point. Most people meet their elementary school best friends earlier, in grades K-to-2, because you're in elementary school for a loooong time and fourth grade is kind of late in the game, if you are not yourself "the new kid." But they never explain it, even while it is stated in detail. It is so odd. Why do they even have to have been friends that long? Looking back on that as an adult, it feels like a harrowing statement about the entertainment industry, that Christopher Wilde has gained such notorious fame and his only best friend is still the same guy he's been hanging out with since he was 9. There are no truly meaningful relationships he's built since? Not even with his shallow starlet girlfriend? Only with some random teenager who is mean to him after he injures her? Food for thought, man.

    • @plvthena
      @plvthena 2 роки тому +17

      One of my best friends through out school became my friend in fourth grade. We went to the same school before that too but we just didn't click until 4th grade. It doesn't really need a reason

    • @ferngalileo
      @ferngalileo 2 роки тому +24

      14 and 20??? disney nooo 😭

    • @RileyLastname
      @RileyLastname 2 роки тому +5

      this essay needs to be in the MOMA

    • @ellendaniels8715
      @ellendaniels8715 2 роки тому

      @@RileyLastname LMAO

    • @ellendaniels8715
      @ellendaniels8715 2 роки тому +17

      seriously? omg not surprised Disney never made that age difference super public :/ yikes

  • @mimig7553
    @mimig7553 2 роки тому +88

    How dare you, Starstruck is the best movie ever made and should have an Oscar

  • @rushesforescapism
    @rushesforescapism 2 роки тому +35

    I didn't even like this movie when it first came out, and I think that 13-year-olds were probably a target audience. Bad acting, bad script, bad music...bad everything.

  • @XuiLeeEv
    @XuiLeeEv 2 роки тому +35

    I wonder if this script started off as a Fanfiction, it's giving me that vibe 🤔

  • @stephaniefrost4910
    @stephaniefrost4910 2 роки тому +9

    When you said “Courtney Wortney” I immediately thought “that’d be a great name for a BoJack Horseman character” 😂

  • @natalie3142
    @natalie3142 2 роки тому +81

    I like the soundtrack because of the “feel good” energy and easy lyrics. They’re good songs to belt out with friends on a car trip.
    Jessica was always annoying to me but I think I liked that she had a sense of autonomy/independence. I think they were trying to make Jessica seem like Alex Russo but they missed several steps.
    The movie in general is easy to watch (due to its predictability).

  • @angie_exe
    @angie_exe 2 роки тому +7

    This felt like every single story on wattpad about a male popstar, or boyband, and the fact that she was a kinda talentless but very broadly pretty kinda made it for me. Although, the actress in the movie was one of my first female crushes, her cheekbones and her smile were so pretty!

  • @zubetp
    @zubetp Рік тому +2

    i've always loved the way jessica heads over and stands in front of the tv. she hates the singer, so the only possible reason she could be standing there looking like an action figure is to piss off her sister, who was quietly watching tv and minding her own business lmao. this movie is about if the bully character won in the end

  • @sari9645
    @sari9645 2 роки тому +96

    I WILL NOT stand for this Starstruck slander

    • @therealMrA
      @therealMrA 2 роки тому +11

      I think it speaks for itself lol

    • @diminie_chimket
      @diminie_chimket Рік тому

      Lmao c'mooon, you know it's really bad 😏

  • @TheEmmy
    @TheEmmy 2 роки тому +43

    I'm glad I'm a vegetarian because this Nothingburger looks like it gave people food poisoning.

  • @ashleypage1511
    @ashleypage1511 2 роки тому +41

    This movie was SO awful, and damn near impossible to get through, even with the death grip on my psyche that Sterling Knight had at that point

  • @kalystagutierrez1607
    @kalystagutierrez1607 2 роки тому +55

    This movie was pure y/n fanfic come to life, and the sad thing about it is that it's one of the better ones considering how old it is. Songs slap tho, burn me at the stake, I don't care!

  • @nycstreetpoet
    @nycstreetpoet 2 роки тому +4

    Under 21 clubs would attract two types of people: tweens and sexual predators. That’s why we never see them.

  • @RuletheWorldwithsong
    @RuletheWorldwithsong 2 роки тому +4

    I never understood why Disney kept trying to make sterling knight this dream guy….he has just really creepy beady blue eyes

  • @moonbeam0099
    @moonbeam0099 2 роки тому +78

    I've never seen most of these films, but I just love these critiques and breakdowns for Nick's personality and wit alone.
    💗💗💗

    • @langleymneely
      @langleymneely 2 роки тому +2

      Same, all of it is like watching footage from a foreign country decades removed from my own childhood yet Nick makes every bit hilarious to watch! lol

    • @Deangirl86
      @Deangirl86 2 роки тому

      Same

  • @509wildflower
    @509wildflower 2 роки тому +51

    Honestly the only reason Jessica “fell for” Chris is because he put her in her place by calling her ordinary lmao.

  • @Katie-zj5sw
    @Katie-zj5sw 2 роки тому +104

    I’m gonna be that person that says I’m never early to a video. So excited for this one! 😆 Nick you make watching old cringe Disney as an adult a lot more bearable

    • @Missmiserie
      @Missmiserie 2 роки тому

      Agreed

    • @searchingfororion
      @searchingfororion 2 роки тому

      I was going to be that person too, but then I had to take a small break. Bless Nick for putting their braincells through so much in order to keep us entertained and informed - especially on a subject they're so passionate about.
      ---
      I could *never.* If I had to subject myself to hours of terrible examples of *my* passions, then go through them through such a meticulous editing process and then try to relay the issues in a fun and/or interesting way; I'd be an empty shell before even finishing my initial notes on what went wrong.

  • @evilangel8061
    @evilangel8061 2 роки тому +24

    The actress who plays the main character always manages to make the characters she plays as unlikable, irritating and bratty af. She did the same thing with her character named Davina in The Originals.

    • @shysnow8
      @shysnow8 2 роки тому +7

      Yeah when I watched the Originals I thought the same thing. Her character in Famous in Love and that prom movie wasn’t the best either.

  • @lissette5523
    @lissette5523 2 роки тому +10

    Same the movie could have been better instead of making Jessica just rude to Christopher the entire movie maybe they could have been friends before he got famous and then he left her behind then that would explain why she was so against him and had this hatred toward him so

  • @DayvonR64
    @DayvonR64 2 роки тому +9

    The sheer back and forth I went through in 2 seconds from being excited, to confusing thinking you did this already but confusing it with stuck in the suburbs, then excited again. I've wanted this for a while!

  • @statesofgracie
    @statesofgracie 2 роки тому +113

    the fact that the only other notable movie Jessica’s actress has done since this is the fine bros horrendous attempt at one makes all too much sense

    • @JosefaTejeda
      @JosefaTejeda 2 роки тому +29

      but she was amazing as davina on the originals

    • @WidowmakersAss
      @WidowmakersAss 2 роки тому +25

      now what’d that girl do to you

    • @statesofgracie
      @statesofgracie 2 роки тому +7

      @@JosefaTejeda I’m just talking about the movies and their tone/quality not her acting

    • @shakespearesghostwriter4852
      @shakespearesghostwriter4852 2 роки тому +9

      Didn’t she also date Louis from 1D?

    • @xxkori123xx
      @xxkori123xx 2 роки тому +11

      Personally I like a lot of the movies Danielle's been in but her movies roles are typically all the same so I get how people might not like them. I think of her as more of a TV show actress. She's had a few starring roles and just got done being on Broadway. She's probably the most famous person in this movie tbh

  • @bamboozled1668
    @bamboozled1668 2 роки тому +95

    Would love to see Nick roast the John Hughes films of the 1980s; the homophobic, EVERYTHING-phobic gems that (mis)shaped generations..and why your parents are toxic 😂

    • @thisisthewaterandthisisthe3254
      @thisisthewaterandthisisthe3254 2 роки тому +22

      Ugh I absolutely hated the relationship with molly ringwalds character and “the rebel” in the Breakfast Club. Domestic abuse waiting to happen.

    • @queerios1077
      @queerios1077 2 роки тому +23

      he needs to react to sixteen candles cause there's a lot wrong with that movie

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 2 роки тому +3

      @@queerios1077 he absolutely should. I would love to hear his thoughts on *that* scene

  • @bunnyraptor420
    @bunnyraptor420 2 роки тому +13

    I remember when this first premiered on the Disney Channel, I was so excited to watch it, but didn't understand time zones, so 8/7central didn't make sense to me. I turned the TV on at 8 to find the movie was already half over, and I was super sad. I didn't watch it in full until adulthood, because every other time it was on after that I either only got to see half or missed it entirely...

    • @Catattack555
      @Catattack555 2 роки тому +2

      I used to think that it meant between 8/7 so 7:30 for a really long time and had a similar problem

  • @yawninglion1677
    @yawninglion1677 2 роки тому +4

    As a kid it's just one of those things you don't think about, you just say "aw cute romance" and move on but as an adult yeah Jessica is constantly angry for no good reason while Chris is just trying to be nice

  • @Awsome101Girl
    @Awsome101Girl 2 роки тому +20

    The age difference between the actors always ooked me out he’s like 20 and she was like 14

  • @picklespeas9623
    @picklespeas9623 2 роки тому +16

    I saw this notification and the title and thought NO and then immediately thought actually yeah...

  • @melissaglasco8263
    @melissaglasco8263 2 роки тому +23

    I love how Nick has zero patience for this nonsense when he's feeling sick 🤒🤧

  • @Kimberly_Sparkles
    @Kimberly_Sparkles 2 роки тому +8

    Honestly, I agree about your underdeveloped Clinique opinion. No one is consciously thinking it, but subconsciously, we might interpret a lab coat as a sign someone has a greater knowledge or education in medicine. That is totally relevant to buying skin care.

  • @kaniahankston4310
    @kaniahankston4310 2 роки тому +14

    There were girls out there like me who was absolutely in love with Chad Dylan Cooper/Sterling Knight. I was glad they gave him a chance for his own movie. Lol

  • @jongkittae
    @jongkittae 2 роки тому +56

    I remember distinctly disliking this movie when it came out despite being the age demographic it was meant for (ok maybe slightly older cos i was 16 but still)

    • @jadeykg123
      @jadeykg123 2 роки тому +7

      I was 9 and remember hwting this movie

    • @jalapeno1119
      @jalapeno1119 2 роки тому +9

      Same! I think I was in 8th or 9th grade. This movie was just fucking awful. We really won with Cheetah Girls.

    • @floralthief
      @floralthief 2 роки тому +1

      yea, i was 12 when this came out and i never liked it and it always felt weird/off to me (maybe because the lead girl was 15 and the love interest was 21 irl?)

  • @DendyJungle
    @DendyJungle 2 роки тому +24

    I love how black mirror got so bad toward the end that they stole this plot for one of their episodes. You could review that next actually

  • @caro_cha
    @caro_cha 2 роки тому +4

    I will NEVER forgive Disney for trying to sell me this guys as every girl's dream.
    DO YOU READ ME DISNEY CORPORATION?! NE E VE RRRR!

  • @loliyon5039
    @loliyon5039 2 роки тому +3

    THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THESUNSHINE BABY, I'M SEEING YOU IN A WHOLE NEW LIGHT

  • @browneyedgabi6030
    @browneyedgabi6030 2 роки тому +36

    I was excited for this movie because I loved Sunny with a Chance but it was all just awful. She was awful. For some reason the quality of this movie was just bad.

  • @jennabates3056
    @jennabates3056 2 роки тому +6

    fun fact the girl who plays Jessica's sister in the movie is the voice of Molly mcdonald in the tv series arthur for many episodes

  • @jojoidk_448
    @jojoidk_448 2 роки тому +14

    I was OBSESSED with the movie as a kid bc I had the biggest crush on Sterling Knight 🤣🤣 totally forgot this movie even existed 😭😭

  • @wherearethebees3560
    @wherearethebees3560 2 роки тому +3

    For the past 12 years i was CONVINCED this movie was with selena gomez

  • @amelia3146
    @amelia3146 2 роки тому +5

    When I first watched this movie my brother told me that there was a side plot where Sterling Knight was a rat king and that’s why he has a little rodent face & that scared me so badly I threw up

  • @joyisntfunny
    @joyisntfunny 2 роки тому +16

    How dare you tarnish this ICONIC piece of cinema

  • @godspellflowerfr5991
    @godspellflowerfr5991 2 роки тому +12

    I have a memory of watching this in middle school and wondering for days afterward why they made the main girl so Unlikable. and I still feel the same now lol. why is this pop star falling in love with her?? I wont be surprised if I find out all the writers were out-of-touch, middle aged men because this teen girl doesn’t have a human personality

  • @neivilde.1242
    @neivilde.1242 2 роки тому +11

    - thank you!!!!! everyone i follow has this movie as one of their favourites from childhood, and like i'm not here to hate, i have undying love for very bad movies, very children movies, i am the queen of nostalgia, my movie taste is basically trash, but i absolutely never got the hype for this one!
    - first off,for a while i thought this movie and one of the cinderalla adaptations i think it was called ella something wuth the same actor were like the same movie? so i always was confused.
    - we know nothing about these characters, like why should i care about this romance, where is the romance? they fight constantly, she's super rude to him for no reason, they keep talking to each other like they're telling them someone no one else had the courage to say about them and like it makes no sense because we don't see anything about their character????
    - jessica is just so rude to everyone. I didn't understand why she felt she was so superior to everyone. She looked down on her sister for her obsession over Chris and the fact that she doesn't read. Like, I get that she can like his music without caring about his personal life, everyone is like that, I love so many artists and know nothing about them, that's normal, and yes, I agree that celebrity culture is toxic and useless, we don't need them, but she doesn't need to look down on her sister for her obsession, it's such a double standard. I'm sure if Jess had an author she admired deeply, no one would look down on her for loving them, yet a love like that is no more valid than a love for a musician or actor, it's really just a making fun a teen girls thing. i am so over that, it was absolutely painful to watch.
    - i don't understand how the parens are okay with the girls going around LA unsupervised like it's not where thymre from, is this not a family holiday, should they not spend time as a family? but no one says anything about it, it's like a bad fanfic. and also why is the older sister not worried about her younder sister disappearing when she's on her watch? as an older sister, if i was out with my little sister and she was simply gone without saying anything i would freak out
    - like, i have never hated a movie this intensely, i try to see the positive in everything, it's annoying to people actually, but this movie just irks me so freaking much, and i know it's an unpopular opinion, it's one of my rare ones

    • @therealMrA
      @therealMrA 2 роки тому +1

      I relate to this comment so much even though I never heard of this movie before watching this video 😂

  • @whitlockshark1618
    @whitlockshark1618 2 роки тому +15

    You can always tell how bad the movie/person Nick is reviewing is by how sick he is at the start of the video. Thank you for sacrificing yourself for our entertainment. 🥺🤣

  • @gothsharpayevans
    @gothsharpayevans 2 роки тому +8

    i remember loving this movie as a kid, but upon rewatching it as an adult i realized it was literally just an obvious copy of wattpad y/n fanfics (which absolutely describes jessica’s character, she’s not a girl next door she’s a im not like regular girls lol.). it’s honestly disney’s worst movie, it was hard to get through. you make it so much more entertaining lmao.

    • @diminie_chimket
      @diminie_chimket Рік тому +1

      Absolutely! Like, as someone who uses wattpad, there are genuinely great stories ( even if you have to search for them tbf ), but the fact that this plot is generally used for pretty bad y/n x celebrity fanfics is honestly so stupid

    • @kikigam7113
      @kikigam7113 4 місяці тому

      ​@@diminie_chimket there's a lot of great books about August Alsina and Keith powers and Dave east that are fanfics that are amazing

  • @lilymei5367
    @lilymei5367 2 роки тому +3

    Plot? Trash. Soundtrack? I love. AND BEFORE YOU COME FOR ME this movie came out when I was in my fan girl era, it’s so nostalgic I can’t hate it.

  • @Mskittenlover12
    @Mskittenlover12 2 роки тому +9

    The main actress was in another teen movie years later where she was somehow still playing a teenager, F the Prom. You should review it some time.

    • @therealMrA
      @therealMrA 2 роки тому +3

      I know about that movie. It might be as bad as Not Cool 🤢

    • @denisablaskova3269
      @denisablaskova3269 Рік тому

      And another one just called the prom for Disney it came out in 2011

  • @oliviacharlotte2093
    @oliviacharlotte2093 2 роки тому +4

    I love this movie because I grew up watching it but maturing is realising that Jessica was such a pick me. Like she was giving major “I’m not like the other girls” vibes the whole time and she was so unnecessarily rude to her sister and Christopher

  • @RainyDays2790
    @RainyDays2790 2 роки тому +5

    this movie felt the producer stole his niece's unfinished self insert fanfiction. or worse her finished self insert fanfiction and turned it into a film

  • @kristiegucciardo8194
    @kristiegucciardo8194 2 роки тому +1

    Lmao I love him so much. "Remember Kevin McAllister from home alone? Ya he died in prison" I lost it 💀

  • @_Prudence_
    @_Prudence_ 2 роки тому +17

    I remember being in middle school and hating this movie when it came out BUT then watching it all the time when they put it on netflix

  • @ArJayPtV
    @ArJayPtV 7 місяців тому +1

    “what you think happened then, your sister can’t drive..where do you think she went?” takes me out every time 😂

  • @emilyjoann
    @emilyjoann 2 роки тому +18

    You should do a clip breakdown of Hatching Pete, only because it was filmed at the high school I went to 😂 I actually don’t remember what the movie is about

  • @FrenkTheJoy
    @FrenkTheJoy 2 роки тому +8

    The main guy's name is too close to my uncle's name.
    Also you called him Christopher Knight at one point, I just thought it was funny because that's one of the Brady Bunch kids.

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB 2 роки тому +3

    I’ll never not see that Austin & Ally show as the tv spin-off of this movie

  • @lamarhere2944
    @lamarhere2944 2 роки тому

    30:35
    *SCREAMING* 😭💀 I’m dying with this added Alexis Neiers clip.
    “Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling”

  • @taylorkay980
    @taylorkay980 2 роки тому +10

    It's funny you mentioned One Direction because the actress of the main character dated Louis lmao

    • @TheCognoscentista
      @TheCognoscentista 2 роки тому

      I must’ve been too old when this happened because I literally never even knew

  • @afterly
    @afterly 2 роки тому +1

    Absolutely shitting myself that boy's real name is Sterling Sandmann Knight lmaoooo

  • @Kait_kit
    @Kait_kit 2 роки тому +11

    Perfect timing! I’m about to do laundry so now I have something to watch. 😁
    Thanks for all you do! 💕