The internet was invented to create a reliable, decentralized communication system, initially for military use, allowing information to flow even if parts were damaged. It later expanded to facilitate research and data sharing between universities and institutions. ☝🏼🤓
Ksi song Isn’t that bad stop hating😒 he might even do a Kalab with that comedian "Eddie Mer" or something I forgot his name, so does KSI finally get the pass?? Edit: Kanye West for president💯
@@yungamurai 1 Peter 5:6-7 - Humble yourselves, therefore, under God’s mighty hand, that he may lift you up in due time. 7 Cast all your anxiety on him because he cares for you. Amen! God loves you,, and if you believe in God, give your love to Christ and actually have a connection, because just believing but not knowing God makes it very easy for the things of the world to effect you in a bad way. Depression and other things will not have a effect on you IF your connection with God is strong enough. You will not have a strong connection with God overnight as I takes time for a good and healthy connection.
@@zachhatten7740 1 Peter 5:6-7 - Humble yourselves, therefore, under God’s mighty hand, that he may lift you up in due time. 7 Cast all your anxiety on him because he cares for you. Amen! God loves you,, and if you believe in God, give your love to Christ and actually have a connection, because just believing but not knowing God makes it very easy for the things of the world to effect you in a bad way. Depression and other things will not have a effect on you IF your connection with God is strong enough. You will not have a strong connection with God overnight as I takes time for a good and healthy connection.
Still can't get over how accurate the armor sounds are. So many people just make it sound like normal metal scraping, but Blorg gets the dull, muffled sounds accurate here. Shows he cares about even the smallest details.
@@RobinFlysHigh glorb is the channel that makes all the SpongeBob raps it’s the same guy who makes these Blorg is glorb with the first and last letter switched
It brings me great joy to consider what the internet decided to do with the Shrek IP. This revolutionary 2001 animated childrens movie has gained legendary status, simply because the kids who grew up on it also grew up on the internet.
@@bighillraft Not the first time I have been accused of being a bot. I guess my language is overly formal in comparison to the expected quality of the internet.
@@mathiassvendsen9788 Not really, you made some logical mistakes, as in the way you said it brought you joy to "consider" what the internet decided to do, when you could have simply said "see" or "witness" or "partake in".
I just realized this. The reason Donkey is rapping so fast is because in the movie all he would do is talk and talk really fast. I dont know if blorg meant this but if he did, that was genius of him
0:57 “How can we be HUMBLE they looking at us like DAMN shrek” Humble is from Kendrick Lamar DAMN. It’s the sneaky bars that make the songs even more heat
We are going to need a whole album on this universe. Donkey, Fiona, Gingerbread man, the three pigs, the wolf, the mice, farquaad, puss in boots, the dragon and definitely prince charming.
If by the wolf, you mean the wolf that wears little red riding hoods grandma's clothes then cool, they should also add the wolf aka Death from Puss In Boots the Last Wish in there too whilst we're at it 😂
If you like first person stuff you should check out Hardcore Henry. Extremely underrated action film shot entirely from a first-person perspective. A few of its funnier clips often end up being copy-pasted around TikTok without any credit
![Nuts [YTP] | A Moana parody](/img/n.gif)
its getting harder and harder to explain my playlist...
Real one 😭
Real 😭
don't explain shit and crank it up
Real!!!!! I swear I’m scared to show my friends my playlist ,but this shit get me JIGGY!!!!
Theres nothing to explain, you either get it or you dont
Im convinced this is why the internet was invented.
Best comment I've seen here.
This is what we needed.
Nah man this is why AI was invented.
The internet was invented to create a reliable, decentralized communication system, initially for military use, allowing information to flow even if parts were damaged. It later expanded to facilitate research and data sharing between universities and institutions. ☝🏼🤓
best comment ever
Shrek 5 trailer goes hard
Man, I can't wait for Shrek 5! It looks so good
@@SunMan.gaming78943 It could be good if they do it like the Puss in Boots movie
🎉🎉🎉🎉😂
@@Miguel...5what??? Puss in boots was actually garbage. Are you blind by any chance? 🤔
this video feels like its going to get insanely popular and become an internet classic
“Now they fall back like HUMPTY DUMPTY‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥”
Shrek built different ☠️🔥
That was cold!🔥🔥
@@goldenwolf8081It was
Yea, I'm starting to think ogres are different from us somehow
Can't wait for Farquaads response
OMG THAT MADE ME CACKLE
gingerbread man dissing farquaad would be fire
Naaaa Shrek and Donkey are Eminem and Farquaad is MGK in this situation, his diss cannot compare lmao
Dear Fergus, I’m sorry the ogre’s your father let me be honest.
Can't wait for Charming's response too lol
DONKEY ABSOLUTELY SNAPPED ON THIS WTF???????
I know! I expected donkey to go hard but not that hard🔥
He’s literally the squidward of this universe.
Ksi song Isn’t that bad stop hating😒 he might even do a Kalab with that comedian "Eddie Mer" or something I forgot his name, so does KSI finally get the pass??
Edit: Kanye West for president💯
@@g_ninjaI mean the voice is originally Eddie Murphy so it makes sense
@@g_ninjaHe's voiced by Eddie Murphy, yea he got the pass.
Hearing Eddie Murphy rap fr is something I never knew I needed 😂
I was thinking the same thing 😂 his voice is crazy to hear like this
@@Twenty02Bwoi he actually does some reggae with Snoop Lion, check out Red Light they do together. I was blown away his voice is so good.
Man, his song Party all the Time with Rick James is such a tune, knew this would snap
@@yungamurai 1 Peter 5:6-7 - Humble yourselves, therefore, under God’s mighty hand, that he may lift you up in due time. 7 Cast all your anxiety on him because he cares for you. Amen!
God loves you,, and if you believe in God, give your love to Christ and actually have a connection, because just believing but not knowing God makes it very easy for the things of the world to effect you in a bad way. Depression and other things will not have a effect on you IF your connection with God is strong enough. You will not have a strong connection with God overnight as I takes time for a good and healthy connection.
@@zachhatten7740 1 Peter 5:6-7 - Humble yourselves, therefore, under God’s mighty hand, that he may lift you up in due time. 7 Cast all your anxiety on him because he cares for you. Amen!
God loves you,, and if you believe in God, give your love to Christ and actually have a connection, because just believing but not knowing God makes it very easy for the things of the world to effect you in a bad way. Depression and other things will not have a effect on you IF your connection with God is strong enough. You will not have a strong connection with God overnight as I takes time for a good and healthy connection.
"What's in the bag? Pumpy"
The delivery of dat line alone made Shrek be at the same lvl as Dunkey even though I think he carried
We already knew Shrek could rap and this was fire 🔥
We need a Puss in Gucci collab next
Puss in Gucci
I hope they use that
yes
Puss in timbs would go hard
I Full-heartedly agree! What is a trending shoe brand though? Is it still gucci?
@@fref7938Nah, it's fucking big red boots 💀
"WHY THEY MAD AT ME DONKEY WHAT FOR?" AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
CAUSE I TOOK FIONA OUT THE HOOD 🗣️🔥💯
@@ArnoldFennec WHY THEY MAD AT ME DONKEY WHAT FOR?
@@DeMoNZoZo6608
IT'S CAUSE FARQUAAD ONLY 4'4! 🔥🗣️💯
@@DeMoNZoZo6608 IT'S 'CAUSE FARQUAD ONLY 4'4 🔥 🔥 🔥
ITS CAUSE FARQUADD ONLY 4'4 💯🗣🗣🔥🔥@@DeMoNZoZo6608
If this ain’t playing on shrek 5 end credits im walking out fr.
Walking out during the credits isn't the move you think it is.
@@PeperonyCheaseLMFAO bros 😂😂😂
😂
what I was thinking 😂😂
@@PeperonyChease thats the joke
Still can't get over how accurate the armor sounds are. So many people just make it sound like normal metal scraping, but Blorg gets the dull, muffled sounds accurate here. Shows he cares about even the smallest details.
GLOR- BLORG IS BACK... LETS GOO
I knew I wasn't the only 1 who thought this, glad this man is back 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥
Yesssssss letssss
@@AJAYGAMINGJaySquad the beats and feel of the music screams glorb 💯💯
@@AJAYGAMINGJaySquad I've seen similar stuff before. But this channel only has three vids. Was there another one before?
@@RobinFlysHigh glorb is the channel that makes all the SpongeBob raps it’s the same guy who makes these Blorg is glorb with the first and last letter switched
Thank you for the meal ,you cooked and we all ate well 😋
And we enjoyed every bite 👌
-$35😂
@@y4rr4kherif2ikr for some that on UA-cam lmao
@@y4rr4kherif2 Its 3rd world money bro. That's $2 USD
@@y4rr4kherif2 Dollars aren't the only currency in the world lmfao 😂
WHY THEY MAD AT HIM FOR TAKING FIONA OUT THE HOOD AWAY FROM FAARQUAD'S 4 FOOT 4 AHH
That was a nasty burn for quad only 4 :4 💀💀
Never met a hater better than him. $HR3K owns the swamp.
@@marbletomato0311 Not only that though-
Farquaad can be interpreted as "Four Quad", so it's a wordplay.
I’m like 666 you’re welcome bro
@@nooneproductions27no thanks
Absolute banger. Missed the opportunity to make a legendary drop at 1:36 by not having Shreks transition be "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, IN MYY SWAMP!?!?"
It brings me great joy to consider what the internet decided to do with the Shrek IP. This revolutionary 2001 animated childrens movie has gained legendary status, simply because the kids who grew up on it also grew up on the internet.
It also happens to be the best animated movie of all time.
Also it's not a children's movie lol
Definitely a bot bro what tf is this comment
@@bighillraft Not the first time I have been accused of being a bot. I guess my language is overly formal in comparison to the expected quality of the internet.
@@mathiassvendsen9788 Not really, you made some logical mistakes, as in the way you said it brought you joy to "consider" what the internet decided to do, when you could have simply said "see" or "witness" or "partake in".
I just realized this. The reason Donkey is rapping so fast is because in the movie all he would do is talk and talk really fast. I dont know if blorg meant this but if he did, that was genius of him
as a white person, shrek has the n word pass
@@E2TheAZYwhat
shrek is a green person@@E2TheAZY
As a green person, he has it@@JuanPiece.
@@JuanPiece.This made me laugh too hard.
The way he says, “Sipping the lean, it’s bubbly!” Gets me every time
Bubbleh
Fr
Ooh a little bit of the bubbly
“What’s in the bag ? PUMPYYYY”💪🏽🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥
We got Shrek doing drive-bys and drinking lean before GTA 6
😂😂
Average NPC Comment be like:
LMFAO
@@Paozin_com_ovo124 Most overused unoriginal shit ever. I agree with ya.
GTA 6 dlc confirmed?
this shit gas 🔥
Yo; who up shreking they donkey rn?
Hi Skeet :3
Dam skeet you here
honestly
Swamp gas 🔥🔥🔥
Skeeter got good taste man
DONKEY!? WTF!
Lookin forward to your reaction video lol
OMG it's widd in the wild
This is a sign to react bro😭
Lets go dave when the vid coming
@@Arcane_Dragon878 it already came
Childhood memories just got way better then before
Doing a drive by in an Onion is an extra layer of cruelty. Not only do you get shot, but now you're crying 🧅
Damn you, that layer pun was glorious.
@@mathiassvendsen9788 I like my jokes like I like my *ogres*
DAMN🤣
This needs to be a bar in the next song 😂
based take
Donkey married a dragon, no wonder he can spit fire 🔥🔥
Underrated comment
DAYUM 🔥🔥🔥
💯🗣🔥
@@nathanjackson3730real
Oh that was brilliant
0:14 WTF BRO?! THE BEGINNING HITS REALLY HARD!
Start It At 0:16
@@BedrockNotVerified Yeah but i mean the way beat in
@@Doguetto other guy wouldnt understand
Ygggggg@@BedrockNotVerified
@@ArlineEstrada-g2w ?
we got shrek smokin before gta 6 😭😭🙏🙏2:14
And now we wait
Fr
Spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti
How did you comment 12 hours before the video came out.
@@JaredAlmazan-m5vthat would be get a cease and desist. It will be Patreon and Sponsors.
@@joshuaa4701 it started as a premiere like 12 hours ago
it just premiered 2 hrs ago
0:57 “How can we be HUMBLE they looking at us like DAMN shrek” Humble is from Kendrick Lamar DAMN. It’s the sneaky bars that make the songs even more heat
i missed that, i caught the DAMN part but i didn't catch the "Humble" part
I caught that, honestly pretty good lyricism
its sneaky if youre 13 and an idiot
Lyrics: DaVinci Painting
Flow: Dude from the Goonies
Same thing with the Prince and Purple Rain bar
"it's cuz farquad only 4'4" hit hard 🔥🔥🔥
That’s my line
The way you choreograph this is just genius. Bravo.
We are going to need a whole album on this universe. Donkey, Fiona, Gingerbread man, the three pigs, the wolf, the mice, farquaad, puss in boots, the dragon and definitely prince charming.
Lets get this comment enough notice so this becomes real!
If by the wolf, you mean the wolf that wears little red riding hoods grandma's clothes then cool, they should also add the wolf aka Death from Puss In Boots the Last Wish in there too whilst we're at it 😂
Yessss
Don't forget the Fairy Godmother
WE NEED Death and Puss 100%
Shrek rapping before gta 6
bros not spinning the block bros spinning the swamp 💀💀
Whattup Slashestt ?! Never knew you was a Glorb/Blorg fan !
@@baptisteramiro1918 get it out yo mouth
I know right😂
Beat me to it lmao
That Shrek door kick at 1:02 might be the hardest shit of 2024
It was fiona
The beat helps with it too
@@suettahorst3823no shit
0:31 is gas
True
0:46 best verse
Fr so true
Donkey was slidin on that shit
TALK YO SHIT DONKEY!
How can we be humble
They lookin
They telling me DAMN. Shrek
🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Im so high never land Shrek
A Shrek and Donkey rap song wasn't on my 2024 bingo card. But this year definitely needed it.
“MY SWAAAAAAAAMP YEA” 🔥
Yo toxizz
HEYA TOXIZZ!
Dude the transition at 0:30 got me so hypedddd
this is a certified swamp classic
0:44 Dang this goes HARD!!!!!
best yeat bars ever
Only bad thing about this man's music is I'm always wanting more as soon as it ends 😭
This is the type of internet shit I live for, not dumb tik tok dances and trash pranks 😂😂 this so fire 🔥
The Glorb universe expanding more than Fortnite 😭
He ain’t fooling anyone
Better than Fortnite
@@Sub-Zero9601literally anything is better than fn's universe/lore
No it’s Blorg what do you mean
knight wore gold armor thinking hes him 😂
Gotta respect him for still going at it no hesitation though, even after shrek solo’d 5 other knights at once.
the gold knight's swag walk was pretty funny. At least he managed to duck a swing or 2.
ITS CUZ FARQUAAD ONLY 4’4 🔥🔥🔥SHREK COOKED
DANG THAT HITTED HARD
Shrek is love
Shrek is life
In all forms
Like onions
If only KSI had 1% of the raw talent in this video 💀
From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king 🗣️🗑️
even the donkey is better then him
@@kaite_idkfact
The only imperfection is Shrek using flintlock pistols when the movies always used crossbows as the stand in for guns.
Yes
Honestly he's just more advanced
Shrek always stays strapped
It_kinda_Looks_like_a_wheel_lock_to_me
True, but shrek also doesnt smoke blunts or wear a chain lol
SHREK IS SPITTING BARS!
WHO TF TOLD DONKEY TO COOK 💀💀💀🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Just like the movie Donkey says "OUR swamp" at 1:42 loool
Amazing catch I love that
☭
Yup he also said "swamp we live innnnn" lol
@@manasmira@bryan-ob9if truly amazing catch. Thank you. 🙏
Commey Donkey 😮💨
Why am I getting a YEAT vibe from this 😂😂😂
More travis scott 😂
Same
This rhythm reminds me of Hoes Mad.
It sounds like Travis Scott over a Yeat beat
Cuz this the typa shit he be makin
0:31 This reminds me of “British rappers be like”
“Riding ‘round in a Rover,
if I see opps then it’s over.
I’ll send men straight to Jehovah
when I take shots like M. Sharpova”
Fire, fire, fire 🔥
@@SpiralSine6 real
I admit, that gave me a chuckle.
YO DONKEY KILLED THIS BEAT BRO STRAIGHT 🔥
Someone like this comment so I'm reminded to watch this when it comes out. MMKAY went hard af, Lard Lad was a good start. This better be fire
IT DROPPED ZAWG🗣️
Ayo what's the verdict
@@CrashBanooca-d7n its pretty good
@@CrashBanooca-d7nTHIS SHIT 🔥
ITS GASSSSSS
Shrek smoking through his bandana is crazy 😂
Shrek smokin that opp pack
Nah Faarquad finna become the new plankton 💀
I believe you are the only person on UA-cam who can take these characters, and make legitimate music videos that aren't silly parodies.
2:00 Red Dead Redemption type pose
what?
@@thenormalhuman.sYou uncultured swine!!!
@@thenormalhuman.s Look up “Red Dead Redemption poster art”
The cover of rdr 1
@@thenormalhuman.s uncultured swine
Yo Donkey snapping on this song 🔥🔥🔥 1:15
This what 2015 meme music sounded like to people in 2015, but its actually good 🗣️🔥🔥
Rael
Real.
real
I’m happy to see this song blow up this much
The animation is crazy 1:12
Ong bro headbanging Shrek with a finger to the sky is crazy
😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥
SIPPIN THAT LEAN ITS BUBBLEH
Lmao
The accent makes its so much better 😂
We really need more first person perspectives in media man. the video at 1:40 goes crazy.
Yeah really feel like it's underutilized when it can make really cool scenes
If you like first person stuff you should check out Hardcore Henry. Extremely underrated action film shot entirely from a first-person perspective. A few of its funnier clips often end up being copy-pasted around TikTok without any credit
Check out Ronald by Falling in Reverse
@@General_Maximus Oh shit that was some like Hardcore Henry shit. Good shout friend
"Sipping mud from the swamp we live in....."
WTF?!??
😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥
“Set him up now we Rumpelstiltskin” 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️
I can't believe my favorite song this year is by my guy shrek
I was thinking the same thing and looking for this 😂
This man singlehandedly putting all of the current generation of rappers to commit sudoku because they can't possibly -dream- of hitting this hard.
people who disliked this, they are not invited to the party at shrek's SWAMP
I dislike it
@@nightcoreraderwho cares lil bro
i love it when it said its a swamp production
I'm spongebob chain
I’m SpongeBob
@@BradleyTaylor-uy7kd nuh uh
People surprised at Eddie Murphy's rap voice like he doesn't have a good history in the music industry 😆
It's criminal how long I've had this on repeat 🎶 🎵
Shrek 5 looks straight fire
1:18 Sounded like he said "Is that a 🦴er? I'mma lick it!" 🤣
I thought he said that at first lol
I heard the same thing!😂😂
Same lmaoo
I thought that too but no the lyrics says boulder lol
Okay but can some actually explain what he is saying bc why he licking a boulder and/or 🦴er like the bar is going over my head
hardest art I've consumed in a while
Damn Donkey 🫏 must have learned a thing or two from Dragon 🐉 because this is STRAIGHT FIRE 🔥 🗣️
Thanks!
IMMA BE SAYING "MY SWAMP!" ALL NIGHT LOL
Faaaax
They gotta use this in the next movie
Did homie just do a drive by in an onion?? 😂😂
Yup
It getting really hard to explain my Playlist now 😂😂🔥🔥
This has been stuck in my head since release, a treat for the ears
WHAT ARE YA DOING IN MAH SWAMP
"imma stallion we could kick it" is a hard ass bar when he had already been a stallion
HE REALLY SAID "CUZ FARQUAAD ONLY 4'4" LIKE THATS CRAZY😮
ogres aint like onions, THEY BE GOATS
Ogres have as many bars as they have layers like an onion
Dear Blorg,
Put my boys Mordecai and Rigby on the mic! They’re trying to cook!🔥😂
This shit needs a Grammy award right now!
Agreed! 😂
Omg I need this to be a series 😭
“Set him up, now he Rumpelstiltskin” DAMN
You’d think Donkey had some dragon in him with all that fire he’s spitting 🔥🔥🔥
Donkey was in the Dragon...
I'll see myself out now
@@goriburne9775 Please do
Was on my way to comment that but you beat me to it 👑@goriburne9775
Disney been real quiet since this dropped.
That's cause DreamWorks owns Shrek, not Disney....
Ayyy love the Prince reference 💜☔️
0:36 BRUH A SWAP FULL OF LEAN IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE ☠️......COULD I HAVE SOME 🙏💀🤣
sipping that lean its bubbly he said so it fresh and idk it's his swap he probably dont want none there
Bro better bring onion's
Is that the red dead redemption pose 2:03 😭.
It is! Arthur morgan!
Shrek is Love Shrek Is Life
Its not Ogre, its never Ogre
one of greatest songs ever