If I Laugh, I Lose $2500 (ULTIMATE YLYL)

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  • Опубліковано 31 гру 2024
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    If I laugh then I have to donate $2500 to the Australian NSW fire depeartment :))
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    Edited: / @weirdfsh
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    Incompetech - Kevin Macleod

КОМЕНТАРІ • 10 тис.

  • @webbmerriam6984
    @webbmerriam6984 4 роки тому +8466

    Wilbur: "rule 8: stop sending me things I've seen before"
    Also Wilbur: happily reacts to "Cheeto" clip 4 times in one video

  • @saltysnowflake5832
    @saltysnowflake5832 4 роки тому +17795

    “When I’m not streaming the world goes to shit”
    *Literal pandemic starts when he starts streaming*

    • @labsled
      @labsled 4 роки тому +225

      The pandemic was a thing before he started streaming, and I know this was a joke

    • @aidenbarrett3030
      @aidenbarrett3030 4 роки тому +139

      @@labsled it started getting major as e started streaming lol

    • @archelon2959
      @archelon2959 4 роки тому +49

      Anyone else see that when he says put rule 8 up he puts Epstein didn’t kill himself

    • @idknamesrhard9801
      @idknamesrhard9801 4 роки тому +8

      👁👄👁💧

    • @yogert2754
      @yogert2754 4 роки тому +4

      @@idknamesrhard9801 i think him streaming had the opposite effect

  • @amandahartmann2611
    @amandahartmann2611 4 роки тому +4703

    I love how this aged.. “maybe if I keep streaming things will get better” and then the “it won’t” and it certainly did not lmao

    • @kurtism
      @kurtism 4 роки тому +50

      Me looking @ this comment after the George Floyd protests: 👁👄👁

    • @dnl_lcknr690
      @dnl_lcknr690 4 роки тому +41

      it's still getting worse lmao

    • @MikeJProto
      @MikeJProto 4 роки тому +49

      Lets have a look at the bad things 2020 has brought
      - world war 3 nearly happened twice
      - coronavirus
      - possibility of another pandemic
      - blm protests
      - more karens
      - more feminazis
      - white males being discriminated against for being white males even more

    • @hitthere7722
      @hitthere7722 4 роки тому +16

      Michael the second wave of corona in the US being pushed back because the first wave still hasn’t ended, you forgot that
      oh, and that a lot, and i mean a LOT of pedophiles have been outed recently

    • @mrooferloofer5211
      @mrooferloofer5211 4 роки тому

      it’s nerd or something and Michael although I agree with you people are gonna send a lot of hate

  • @cloudyxlilz951
    @cloudyxlilz951 3 роки тому +909

    Wilbur: “ i have a great sence of humor “
    Also wilbur: *laughs at cheeto*

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 5 років тому +2395

    1:48 When your sleep paralysis demon handles your Taxes

  • @user-gw7ts1sv3w
    @user-gw7ts1sv3w 3 роки тому +3264

    “My own mother has given me a sadist sense of humor”
    -Wilbur
    This is a mood

    • @eldonhill4840
      @eldonhill4840 3 роки тому +32

      i love how this has replaced the phrase "i relate to this"
      edit: "i really relate to this" is the same phrase with Mood capitalized

    • @Nyx_360
      @Nyx_360 Рік тому +7

      I discovered this comment at the exact moment that wilbur was reciting this phrase.
      If that isn't perfect timing I don't know what is

    • @Am-nameless
      @Am-nameless 4 місяці тому

      I like how the dates of the comments currently say : 3years ago, 2years ago, 1year ago so i will continue it

  • @adonisparts1343
    @adonisparts1343 5 років тому +3082

    Wilbur: "Rule 8: no sending the same thing twice"
    Also Wilbur: *Laughs at Cheeto for a third time in a row*

    • @justsomegoblinwithinternet6231
      @justsomegoblinwithinternet6231 5 років тому +22

      adonis parts His rules are very strict and it’s maybe even gatekeeping

    • @obamasphere8346
      @obamasphere8346 5 років тому +5

      C H E E T O

    • @lilminus8144
      @lilminus8144 4 роки тому +28

      According to 12:28, rule 8 is jeffrey epstein didn't kill himself

    • @icycubchoo5607
      @icycubchoo5607 4 роки тому

      Well duh, 2nd time if absolutely horrible but the 3rd time is hilarious.

    • @henri8042
      @henri8042 4 роки тому +6

      2:20 did you see the Mail account

  • @dreamieramune
    @dreamieramune 3 роки тому +249

    i love how his automatic defense mechanism for trying not to laugh is a high pitched *"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"*

    • @kiarasteels
      @kiarasteels Рік тому +3

      Scrunkly boy turned microwave

    • @averyjb123
      @averyjb123 Рік тому +5

      that and slapping himself in the face

    • @SyndiKate664
      @SyndiKate664 Рік тому

      yeah that too-@@averyjb123

  • @alexis7635
    @alexis7635 3 роки тому +5548

    Wilbur watching a mediashare: "These aren't funny anymore."
    Also Wilbur: *smiles at the mediashare* sometimes they're funny.

    • @kwanfuckne5447
      @kwanfuckne5447 3 роки тому +3

      Tf why do you read replied

    • @b0nsaibabe
      @b0nsaibabe 3 роки тому

      @@kwanfuckne5447 what the f ck?

    • @_dumbass
      @_dumbass 3 роки тому

      @@kwanfuckne5447 cause I’m bored and I wanted to see

    • @Bathtub.boxiee
      @Bathtub.boxiee 2 роки тому +14

      @@kwanfuckne5447 W h a t

    • @ReadByYomu
      @ReadByYomu Рік тому

      @@kwanfuckne5447Pardon?

  • @Mainroad.Manjis101
    @Mainroad.Manjis101 5 років тому +2267

    “Hello Australians”
    It’s g’da-
    *G U T E N T A G*

    • @foreskinbiter
      @foreskinbiter 5 років тому +43

      Ok theory so what if he went on google translate, but then got australia mixed uo with austria and then google translate said guten tag

    • @cjdajerk777
      @cjdajerk777 5 років тому +40

      @@foreskinbiter ˙uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ ʞɐǝds oʇ uǝddɐɥ I

    • @jannick2298
      @jannick2298 5 років тому +9

      But Guten Tag is german

    • @foreskinbiter
      @foreskinbiter 5 років тому +24

      @@jannick2298 I know but you can say Guten Tag in austria, too.

    • @jannick2298
      @jannick2298 5 років тому +1

      Show me that Sebooty ne kann man nicht

  • @elsaorsomething5522
    @elsaorsomething5522 5 років тому +5577

    wilbur sounds like a microwave when he’s trying not to laugh

  • @collinscold
    @collinscold 2 роки тому +718

    "When I stream, everything will get better"
    -recorded January, 2020💀💀💀💀

  • @cryptaev3619
    @cryptaev3619 4 роки тому +18973

    remember when we thought the australia fires were gonna be the defining moment of 2020 haha ahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahhah

    • @yourmum1074
      @yourmum1074 4 роки тому +615

      Yea I remember when I had to evacuate my house because of the fires lol.

    • @jagp135
      @jagp135 4 роки тому +751

      @@yourmum1074 and now you will never leave your house again

    • @yourmum1074
      @yourmum1074 4 роки тому +194

      @@jagp135 ;)

    • @akiwikitten6016
      @akiwikitten6016 4 роки тому +498

      Ahahahahah... then we had WWIII memes, a global pandemic, Kobe’s death, literally every event/movie/game being canceled, online classes, Murder Hornets, George Floyd’s death, riots, return of Anon, Beirut Explosion, CA Wildfires, Chadwick’s death, and two hurricanes at once in the gulf. It has been a very long year... and there’s still 4 months left.

    • @BigIcedCoffee
      @BigIcedCoffee 4 роки тому +27

      RedLynx107 hahaha ahahahah ah a h ya hahahahahahahhahah hyahahahhaahha ahahahaha yea

  • @miiks_9715
    @miiks_9715 4 роки тому +5596

    "Put rule 8 on screen"
    Editor : "8. Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself"

  • @changeabletornado2828
    @changeabletornado2828 4 роки тому +8223

    Fun fact: When tofu Chan says “it’s a secret” in the bread ad, the Japanese subtitle under it means “eat”.

    • @Afiriss
      @Afiriss 4 роки тому +268

      But, as it turns out, the subtitles were a secondary ruse. We have been fooled once again.

    • @remygorack3521
      @remygorack3521 4 роки тому +26

      weeb

    • @fatalos6855
      @fatalos6855 4 роки тому +48

      @@remygorack3521
      Ah, hello Gordon !

    • @coinish2997
      @coinish2997 4 роки тому +34

      @@fatalos6855 Look, Gordon! A rope! We can use- HELP ME GORDON!

    • @ZErov20
      @ZErov20 4 роки тому +14

      Tofu chan just made a song on insta

  • @Iris0fthebeh0lding
    @Iris0fthebeh0lding 2 роки тому +227

    I’m literally just going through all these videos and one of three times I’ve laughed at is when he said ‘You know what isn’t a joke? Cyber security’

    • @crombo9399
      @crombo9399 Рік тому +6

      Is CyBeR sEcUrItY a JoKe To YoU?!

    • @The_Fine_Lad
      @The_Fine_Lad Рік тому +1

      You gotta protect and secure your prevacy

  • @calebmurray4438
    @calebmurray4438 4 роки тому +1598

    When the auto tuned cat fight came up my cat was sleeping next to me and he woke up and reflexively slapped me in the face. Bruh.

  • @alliejones9535
    @alliejones9535 5 років тому +836

    Wilber: sees seal
    Wilber: diD you seE the wAy he *pArAmBuLaTEd*

  • @babeebel
    @babeebel 4 роки тому +4748

    When he was talking about how 2020 sucked at the beginning. This was posted in January.
    *He had no idea what was coming*

    • @samugames0
      @samugames0 4 роки тому +60

      There's 4 months left, we all can still die

    • @SharpSquid_12
      @SharpSquid_12 4 роки тому +53

      Honey, you got a big storm coming

    • @patman1337
      @patman1337 4 роки тому +38

      I started praying, and I'm an atheist

    • @samugames0
      @samugames0 4 роки тому +24

      @@patman1337 Understandable, have a nice day

    • @thelunamage5772
      @thelunamage5772 4 роки тому +5

      @@samugames0 four months 2020. U got this!!

  • @karljacobsbig_toe7937
    @karljacobsbig_toe7937 3 роки тому +38

    I’m actually fully convinced that this man is the most pure and wholesome guy. He’s so nice oml

  • @4llg00dth1ng5
    @4llg00dth1ng5 4 роки тому +516

    Seeing wilbur smack himself and loudly shout "NO!" is probably the most conflicting thing I've ever experienced in my entire life.

  • @thomasvogel4340
    @thomasvogel4340 4 роки тому +10242

    The editor has the best sense of humor

    • @centaurus564
      @centaurus564 4 роки тому +187

      I was going to like your comment but it has 69 likes i didnt wanna ruin it

    • @thomasvogel4340
      @thomasvogel4340 4 роки тому +157

      @@centaurus564 thanks gate keeper. I appreciate you holding back the border. I salute you

    • @centaurus564
      @centaurus564 4 роки тому +32

      @@thomasvogel4340 np! Lol

    • @austinthesan-antonian3932
      @austinthesan-antonian3932 4 роки тому +86

      12:29 got me, Man.

    • @alphadog2059
      @alphadog2059 4 роки тому +12

      Agree

  • @alexrightnow2531
    @alexrightnow2531 4 роки тому +2258

    i love how you can SEE when wilbur's heart melts over animals like his eyes soften and he starts smiling a lot and his eyes crinkle up and the cutest lil "Awws" come out and i'm a huge simp for wilbur help me

    • @putatrola9443
      @putatrola9443 4 роки тому +52

      simp

    • @alexrightnow2531
      @alexrightnow2531 4 роки тому +93

      @@putatrola9443 yes.

    • @putatrola9443
      @putatrola9443 4 роки тому +80

      @@alexrightnow2531 I simp for Wilbur too, don't worry

    • @itskitkat1209
      @itskitkat1209 4 роки тому +105

      Being a simp isn't always bad as long as you're not weirdly obsessed or creepy about it. Just liking the guy and finding him cute isn't wrong.

    • @alexrightnow2531
      @alexrightnow2531 4 роки тому +72

      @@itskitkat1209 oh yeah I agree completely as long as you aren't creepy or obsessive you should be fine also DON'T SEXUALIZE REAL PEOPLE FOR THE RECORD

  • @tamthegreat3st
    @tamthegreat3st 2 роки тому +14

    I know I’m late, but I had to say this. Being affected by the bushfires in 2019/2020 myself, I had to say thanks to Wilbur. It means a lot that he cared, so, thank you again for that, Will. (Even though I didn’t know who you were at this point in my life) You make me smile.

  • @sock8636
    @sock8636 4 роки тому +1678

    "maybe if i keep streaming nothing bad will happen"
    *corona virus has entered the chat*

  • @5am646
    @5am646 4 роки тому +3550

    "no. 5 STAN LOONA"
    "no. 6 NO KPOP"
    *something here isn't adding up*

    • @JustaPenguin972
      @JustaPenguin972 4 роки тому +283

      But later:
      No. 10: ignore (sometimes it fuck) rule 5

    • @JustaPenguin972
      @JustaPenguin972 4 роки тому +59

      @@MSoundous its almost like I said that yesterday

    • @JustaPenguin972
      @JustaPenguin972 4 роки тому +34

      @@MSoundous its fine i was just pointing it out sorry if it sounded snarky or sarcastic its hard to get intent across text so sorry for the misunderstanding

    • @spachino7351
      @spachino7351 4 роки тому +5

      ignore rule number 5 btw

    • @JustaPenguin972
      @JustaPenguin972 4 роки тому +4

      @@spachino7351 I... I said that

  • @baphment_in_a_box9306
    @baphment_in_a_box9306 4 роки тому +1296

    Wilbur: put rule 8 on screen
    Jack: Jefferey Epstein didn't kill hims-
    *and we never heard from Jack again*

  • @legendarytomatobird2816
    @legendarytomatobird2816 3 роки тому +54

    As an Australian, I approve of obtaining money to help with bushfires.
    Start of 2020 was just full of smoke, even in areas that usually aren't affected much.

    • @centurystablesausfilms2550
      @centurystablesausfilms2550 2 роки тому +2

      YEA SAME MATE!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @legendarytomatobird2816
      @legendarytomatobird2816 2 роки тому +1

      @@centurystablesausfilms2550 the last 2 years were fine for me tho. What about you

    • @centurystablesausfilms2550
      @centurystablesausfilms2550 2 роки тому +1

      @@legendarytomatobird2816 yea not much has really happened except for the casual heat waves we have ever summer in outback qld it happenes every year

    • @legendarytomatobird2816
      @legendarytomatobird2816 2 роки тому

      @@centurystablesausfilms2550 yeah. I'm in eastern NSW, so fire isn't a giant concern. Most of the smoke from 2020 was thanks to grass fires from people chucking cigarettes out of their cars, for example.

  • @evstuckinside749
    @evstuckinside749 3 роки тому +4161

    I was really confused for a second like “is Australia on fire again?”

    • @brick-x7p
      @brick-x7p 3 роки тому +63

      well.... you are not wrong there....

    • @cheesy4384
      @cheesy4384 3 роки тому +36

      Well kinda...

    • @undolation
      @undolation 3 роки тому +26

      Well technically it’s so damn hot there u could compare it to hell and in hell the Is hellfire sooooooooooo...

    • @someguy-qb2rs
      @someguy-qb2rs 3 роки тому +4

      We really are though

    • @undolation
      @undolation 3 роки тому +3

      @Levi Newby ‘twas a joke

  • @lilymckeever9777
    @lilymckeever9777 4 роки тому +2386

    *WILBUR’S THEORY ABOUT THE “zach stop” VINE IS LITERALLY WHAT IVE BEEN THINKING*

    • @haidezza7055
      @haidezza7055 4 роки тому +98

      There was a murder nearby the guys and his friend (zach) was a suspect so they detained him. The kicking thing was the day after

    • @ginavillanueva3379
      @ginavillanueva3379 4 роки тому +9

      OMGGGG ik im late but
      HAHAHHAHA
      SOMEONE ACTUALLY MADE THE MONSIEUR BAWCTERIA ACC LMAO

    • @lc6137
      @lc6137 4 роки тому +33

      @@haidezza7055 no lmao, they thought he had drugs because people will keep drugs in their pants and kick like that. california has a certain kick law for that lmao, just look it up

    • @rainbowgriefer3767
      @rainbowgriefer3767 4 роки тому +5

      @@ginavillanueva3379 many people made monsieur bacteria

    • @wyattwatson9848
      @wyattwatson9848 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah fr

  • @aikokokomi7699
    @aikokokomi7699 3 роки тому +4098

    Wilbur: Not laughing. Just smiling*
    Me: Dying because of Wilbur's reaction*

  • @auburnltl7452
    @auburnltl7452 3 роки тому +50

    I don’t know why, but at 15:50 I started dying laughing.

  • @tomenant718
    @tomenant718 5 років тому +2593

    I only expected three thing:
    Objects that I have shoved up my arse
    Wheelchair cat
    And Cheeto
    Edit: Added Cheeto

  • @yodathegod7878
    @yodathegod7878 5 років тому +2034

    “Why are these b**hes in your house”
    “I don’t know”
    “Cause you got that fire c**k
    This is the only one that made me laugh

  • @willlynch306
    @willlynch306 3 роки тому +1405

    Nobody:
    Wilbur: "This isn't funny anymore." *proceeds to smile*

  • @person0639
    @person0639 3 роки тому +39

    5:47 sounds like tubbo on autotune lmao

  • @conspiracypanda1200
    @conspiracypanda1200 5 років тому +879

    "None of you made me laugh though!"
    > Lost his shit giggling after seeing how accurate his sock-clad impersonator calling everything unfunny and vehemently denying his losses was
    (It's totally acceptable to break the rules a little for the dontation tho. Thanks from Australia!)

    • @kaylarasmussen15
      @kaylarasmussen15 5 років тому +21

      The impersonator video was actually right at the start of the livestream, before the YLYL part started. I don't know why it was edited into the middle here
      (but I agree Wilbur definitely laughed throughout!)

    • @alildaisy2180
      @alildaisy2180 4 роки тому

      You guys doing okay over there? Since the fires and all?

  • @kannon5329
    @kannon5329 4 роки тому +510

    "Maybe something good is coming of the weebs"
    As a weeb, can confirm, this is false

    • @jeromem2164
      @jeromem2164 4 роки тому +8

      So your a weeb? Name every anime character

    • @justarandomweeaboo
      @justarandomweeaboo 4 роки тому +3

      @@jeromem2164 lol

    • @brothersofgaming4886
      @brothersofgaming4886 4 роки тому +3

      @@jeromem2164 ok

    • @brothersofgaming4886
      @brothersofgaming4886 4 роки тому +7

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    • @zoewrubel7701
      @zoewrubel7701 4 роки тому +4

      Wait no-

  • @S_whoelse
    @S_whoelse 5 років тому +3002

    "Everything goes wrong when I'm not streaming"
    Corona virus: *oh boy, it's time*

    • @nexi8529
      @nexi8529 4 роки тому +3

      Right back at cha.

    • @mist4488
      @mist4488 4 роки тому +3

      The coronavirus is not a big deal bruv

    • @lucahenry9642
      @lucahenry9642 4 роки тому +46

      Magma YT *looks at death toll*
      Nah I’m pretty sure it’s a big deal

    • @mist4488
      @mist4488 4 роки тому +1

      Luca Henry it’s 100k something, that is absolutely nothing compared to 7.6bil humans

    • @lucahenry9642
      @lucahenry9642 4 роки тому +33

      Magma YT 203 thousand deaths with 2.9 million confirmed cases of corona. And the amount of cases increasing rapidly. Capable of wiping out an entire generation of people from the majority of europe. sounds like a big deal.

  • @pameladavid797
    @pameladavid797 Рік тому +9

    17:04 I literally only started dying laughing because of Wilbur spitting out the water. idk why that was so funny to me but i couldn't stop laughing!

  • @juggsjudy9620
    @juggsjudy9620 4 роки тому +426

    10:55
    tommyinnit's parent's when they realize how funny he is

    • @Mosslistic
      @Mosslistic 4 роки тому +7

      it’s too perfect

    • @rando842
      @rando842 4 роки тому +1

      How is Tommy funny

    • @Medeinathetrashcan334
      @Medeinathetrashcan334 4 роки тому +6

      @@rando842 we hate men

    • @rando842
      @rando842 4 роки тому +3

      @@Medeinathetrashcan334 so your logic is that a small annoying child is better than a adult who is more resemble when making jokes that they aren't cringy

    • @Nai_101
      @Nai_101 4 роки тому +9

      @@rando842 you could say, a small gremlin child

  • @GIRTHYANDITCURVES
    @GIRTHYANDITCURVES 5 років тому +481

    I like how even his editor makes fun of his rules

  • @flippanittus6188
    @flippanittus6188 5 років тому +30568

    I have a feeling Wilbur’s editor is a weeb

  • @Kitty-_-G0R3_X
    @Kitty-_-G0R3_X 5 місяців тому +13

    "I wanna see more kangroos attacking people" -Wilbur soot 2020

  • @JoostArchives
    @JoostArchives 5 років тому +593

    Me : “damn I’m in the mood for some quality close laughs from wilbur”
    Wilbur: *OooOoOooOOOOoooOoo* *mmmmMmmMMMMmmammmmMmmm*

  • @aaaa-eb6pi
    @aaaa-eb6pi 5 років тому +631

    “I want to see more kangaroos attacking people.”
    Thought you said no boomers?

    • @FennecWitch
      @FennecWitch 5 років тому +5

      Okay, that's clever.

    • @lizarmstrong6695
      @lizarmstrong6695 5 років тому +1

      Wow that’s good

    • @THExRISER
      @THExRISER 5 років тому +2

      I don't get it.

    • @aaaa-eb6pi
      @aaaa-eb6pi 5 років тому +6

      @@THExRISER An Australian slang term for kangaroo is boomer.

    • @THExRISER
      @THExRISER 5 років тому +2

      @@aaaa-eb6pi Oh ok thanks.

  • @abycerys
    @abycerys 4 роки тому +1538

    does laughing at wilburs expressions count as loosing?

    • @mayuuuu777
      @mayuuuu777 3 роки тому +14

      No

    • @_____3495
      @_____3495 3 роки тому +13

      Probably not electricity boy.

    • @abycerys
      @abycerys 3 роки тому +5

      @@_____3495 damn. crusty musty man

    • @mayuuuu777
      @mayuuuu777 3 роки тому +2

      @@_____3495 ??i dont get it?

    • @_____3495
      @_____3495 3 роки тому +4

      @@mayuuuu777 Anime.

  • @Ash-r9j
    @Ash-r9j 2 роки тому +24

    17:40 im ashamed that thats what Got me

  • @Lolooo115
    @Lolooo115 4 роки тому +3132

    Will: put rule 8 on screen
    Jack: Jeffrey Epstein didnt kill himself

    • @Kook_Krazy
      @Kook_Krazy 4 роки тому +29

      He didn’t tho

    • @chroma0
      @chroma0 4 роки тому +7

      @@Kook_Krazy he did at like 12:30

    • @aviaviavian
      @aviaviavian 4 роки тому +24

      @@chroma0 mate, he was referencing the "Epstein" joke, not Jack

    • @chroma0
      @chroma0 4 роки тому +3

      @@aviaviavian oooh

    • @ashybitxh230
      @ashybitxh230 4 роки тому +2

      @@chroma0 im all about that cringe sooooooo r/woooosh

  • @cloud3037
    @cloud3037 3 роки тому +513

    “I want to see more kangaroos attacking people.” - Wilbur Soot 2020

  • @MH-hh6uz
    @MH-hh6uz 3 роки тому +515

    Wilbur: my mum made me a sadist
    L’manberg: *Yea, I know.*

  • @bdubs79
    @bdubs79 Рік тому +11

    13:15 bro is rejecting the immense amount of rizz he has

  • @th3vibechecker
    @th3vibechecker 3 роки тому +694

    “When I’m not streaming, its like the World goes to shit”
    Maybe Wilbur didn’t stream on November 16th

    • @TheHalloween_Jack
      @TheHalloween_Jack 3 роки тому +15

      Wait my memory of the past year has disappeared what happened on Nov16th? :0

    • @izakski
      @izakski 3 роки тому +7

      that my birthday wtf

    • @reynaavilaramirez-arellano8468
      @reynaavilaramirez-arellano8468 3 роки тому +54

      @@TheHalloween_Jack I'm not sure if it's what the OC meant, but Nov16 was the day that Wilbur blew up L'manburg and had Phil kill him on the Dream SMP.

    • @absolutelyknot2481
      @absolutelyknot2481 3 роки тому +7

      And that is how national men day was cancelled

    • @totinospizzarolls9502
      @totinospizzarolls9502 3 роки тому

      Day before my birthday

  • @Half_an_orphan
    @Half_an_orphan 3 роки тому +1725

    Little did Wilbur know that ‘Cheeto’ was Gen Z humor-

  • @ivory-songbird517
    @ivory-songbird517 3 роки тому +2313

    I love how whenever my country is mentioned its always on fire

    • @kickitnc2899
      @kickitnc2899 3 роки тому +31

      Yep that's the sad truth

    • @gkheder
      @gkheder 3 роки тому +49

      How is australia not a black crisp rn

    • @da359
      @da359 3 роки тому +11

      the smoke has reached me. I'm around Chesapeake Bay.

    • @str3wbs319
      @str3wbs319 3 роки тому +34

      @@gkheder we're just built different

    • @random.stuff1793
      @random.stuff1793 3 роки тому +4

      Yup

  • @ImInzaine
    @ImInzaine 3 роки тому +34

    23:16 wilbur soot flips you off

  • @Ray-fg2hj
    @Ray-fg2hj 3 роки тому +432

    Wilbur complains about zoomer humor and then proceeds to almost laugh at every genZ thing he gets.

    • @SyndiKate664
      @SyndiKate664 Рік тому

      i don't think he gets the difference between true genZ humor and the shit memes we pull out of our ass-

  • @discoplatypusplayz3389
    @discoplatypusplayz3389 4 роки тому +1516

    "She's made me a SAD-ist"
    - Wilbur Soot

    • @nomsnad
      @nomsnad 4 роки тому +89

      plot twist: wilbur actually made dawn of the 16th under that pseudonym

    • @p1nkPallas
      @p1nkPallas 3 роки тому +2

      Yea I also though that

    • @briangao611
      @briangao611 3 роки тому +3

      999 likes

    • @t.o.d4868
      @t.o.d4868 3 роки тому +2

      Foreshadowing

    • @maaarceee
      @maaarceee 3 роки тому +1

      I was thinking the same thing 😂

  • @mrcookedbacon324
    @mrcookedbacon324 5 років тому +582

    When Wilbur says he’s shaving his hair, he means he’s going to be replacing it with socks

  • @therealape2918
    @therealape2918 3 роки тому +24

    13:36
    The way he said it tho

  • @kitkatmelon
    @kitkatmelon 4 роки тому +459

    12:29
    "Put rule 8 on screen, Jack!"
    Rule 8: Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself

  • @vincentvallario5793
    @vincentvallario5793 5 років тому +552

    *Spits out water from laughing*
    End of video: u guys didn’t make me laugh so I win

  • @auggyxx9999
    @auggyxx9999 3 роки тому +16

    9:08 - shawty really jumped out of his throat like a fish

  • @ZmbieKllr2000
    @ZmbieKllr2000 5 років тому +496

    >"None of you made me laugh"
    > Literally did a spit-take moments earlier
    Pick One.

    • @otakuhime3119
      @otakuhime3119 4 роки тому

      and he laughed at the video of the kid

    • @Afiriss
      @Afiriss 4 роки тому

      otaku hime you are 3 months late

    • @fische9537
      @fische9537 4 роки тому +1

      @@otakuhime3119 He Put the Video Up himself, so Nobody Made him Love, but himself

  • @animeweeb4529
    @animeweeb4529 3 роки тому +1715

    “Rule 8. Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself” I am dead

  • @AlterLynx
    @AlterLynx 5 років тому +1903

    Why does something bad happen when you aren’t streaming? We can’t have something like Christmas happen again.

    • @ttwelvecatss2359
      @ttwelvecatss2359 5 років тому +48

      yeah new years too.. it was horrible

    • @aloab5129
      @aloab5129 5 років тому +18

      @@ttwelvecatss2359 yeah, like 900 people died.

    • @borgatron3103
      @borgatron3103 5 років тому +6

      Ahhh how many children being kidnapped by a man with presents

    • @gen5216
      @gen5216 5 років тому

      AlterLynx terrible😔

    • @kr6me
      @kr6me 5 років тому +5

      I d k w h a t h a p p e n d

  • @ImInzaine
    @ImInzaine 3 роки тому +17

    “We’ve had australia on fire”
    Me in australia: this is fine

  • @fossyl1205
    @fossyl1205 4 роки тому +812

    me when this gets recommended exactly 1 year later:
    I, AM, INEVITABLE

    • @sincerelymason
      @sincerelymason 3 роки тому +13

      rules:
      1: no boomers
      2: no zoomers
      3: no weebs (under penalty of death) (i’m looking at you phil)
      4: no marvel stans
      5: stan loona
      6: no k-pop
      7: no mlp, friendship is F$CK
      8: no videos i’ve already seen before
      9: staged videos are sh!t
      10: ignore rule 5
      11: loud videos are sometimes funny

    • @TSUKIPl
      @TSUKIPl 3 роки тому +1

      Yes.

    • @ooferdude5254
      @ooferdude5254 3 роки тому

      True

  • @-_ray_-8424
    @-_ray_-8424 3 роки тому +1838

    i love how it's cropped at the end so it looks like he raised $2
    (thank you for 1k :,)

    • @addisonsmith234
      @addisonsmith234 3 роки тому +10

      yah i wanna know how much he actually raised

    • @InfamossArch
      @InfamossArch 3 роки тому +25

      That's cuz he raised $2. He did warn us the rest would be straight into his pocket and they were fully aware

    • @No-ry1yk
      @No-ry1yk 3 роки тому +3

      @@addisonsmith234 2500 you wanker

    • @SSruh
      @SSruh 3 роки тому +35

      @@No-ry1yk 👏👏👏
      Congratulations
      You have found the joke.
      For this, we have decided to award you the Nobel peace prize
      The scientific community will thank you for years to come
      👏👏👏

    • @-_ray_-8424
      @-_ray_-8424 3 роки тому +3

      @@SSruh XD

  • @Casperlasperdasper.
    @Casperlasperdasper. 3 роки тому +2999

    “MY OWN MOTHER MADE ME A SADIST-“
    sad-ist*

    • @Milaaaa82
      @Milaaaa82 3 роки тому +14

      Lol-

    • @BloxyColaG
      @BloxyColaG 3 роки тому +13

      Second and Lol-

    • @NAYANCORE505
      @NAYANCORE505 3 роки тому +34

      Your profile: *s c a r e d t o a s t*

    • @BloxyColaG
      @BloxyColaG 3 роки тому +5

      @@NAYANCORE505 hehe

    • @Milaaaa82
      @Milaaaa82 3 роки тому +7

      @@NAYANCORE505 *y e s*

  • @ZyanaScanes
    @ZyanaScanes 7 місяців тому +5

    being an Australian, you do NOT wanna see a kangaroo attacking someone. it can go very wrong, very fast

  • @nellyssa0
    @nellyssa0 4 роки тому +364

    "if i laugh, i lose $2500"
    (lets not count the 87 times he laughed straight into the camera)

    • @sairaycat
      @sairaycat 4 роки тому +3

      "That guy over there with like, 87 different faces."
      "88 different faces!"
      "Woah, sorry. Touchy subject."
      Sorry I just thought of that with him laughing into the camera 87 times. xD

    • @marsvery
      @marsvery 4 роки тому +2

      Wait did you count-

    • @PastelCookie_
      @PastelCookie_ 4 роки тому +1

      @@sairaycat YES GRAVITY FALLS
      **sips drink with eye**

  • @amerisartanimation
    @amerisartanimation 4 роки тому +620

    7:28: *Technoblade what have they done to you*

  • @BurntToast-nq6kl
    @BurntToast-nq6kl 3 роки тому +1018

    I'm so sad. This is bringing all the memories of Clock back.
    R.I.P Clock, we miss you.

  • @henez7497
    @henez7497 3 роки тому +11

    Me living in Australia, I can say that Wilbur is a absolute legend.

  • @jasmim9194
    @jasmim9194 5 років тому +410

    0:07 you're going to WHAT?!

    • @alpacas4life771
      @alpacas4life771 5 років тому +41

      Literally my exact reaction

    • @andybradley8347
      @andybradley8347 5 років тому +31

      Oh no WILBUR DONT DO IT

    • @olgaturcanu5020
      @olgaturcanu5020 5 років тому +27

      Same reaction AAA. I paused the video and looked into the darkness for a minute straight

    • @ttwelvecatss2359
      @ttwelvecatss2359 5 років тому +12

      EXACTLY LIKE- BITCH NO WHY

    • @eleven-hopper
      @eleven-hopper 5 років тому +5

      I had the same reaction. I literally yelled "WHAT?" and my mom came into my room asking what was wrong. very awkward

  • @deadlyslayer2509
    @deadlyslayer2509 5 років тому +168

    Fun fact the day this was uploaded, news of rain in Australia just spread, so maybe the gods are like commanding him to stream or else they’ll kill everyone

    • @alieshalawrance7995
      @alieshalawrance7995 5 років тому +3

      Oh yeah

    • @ferroweld1594
      @ferroweld1594 5 років тому

      @Diorno Diovanna this comment is genius thank you

    • @ayeeshaytch
      @ayeeshaytch 5 років тому +1

      And now we’re flooding...

    • @samarter7863
      @samarter7863 5 років тому +1

      We flooded and the fires are only getting worse :((((

    • @ferroweld1594
      @ferroweld1594 5 років тому

      @@samarter7863 fuckin hell im sorry man, i hope youre all safe and cared for at the very least
      i wish i could do something dammit ;-;

  • @kitkat4970
    @kitkat4970 3 роки тому +268

    The thing I laughed at the hardest was wilburs “capitalism hMMM.”

  • @ISometimesExist_
    @ISometimesExist_ 2 роки тому +1

    Nobody:
    Me at 24:17
    *"Australians all let us rejoice for we are one and free, we've golden soil and wealth for toil, our home is girt by sea"*

  • @MasterV26
    @MasterV26 3 роки тому +131

    11:46 I like how the kid sticks the landing, says “My shoes untied” then promptly collapses

    • @greypug7769
      @greypug7769 3 роки тому +3

      Btw I know I’m late but it actually starts at 11:42 lol

  • @kuromi_babe6054
    @kuromi_babe6054 3 роки тому +304

    wibur: * doesnt stream *
    the universe: *i sense an inbalance in the force*

  • @jankec
    @jankec 3 роки тому +1350

    This whole pandemic is because wilbur wasn't streaming

    • @MiniMia48
      @MiniMia48 3 роки тому +24

      *DAMN IT, WILBUR*

    • @theisland7551
      @theisland7551 3 роки тому +8

      Bro the most famous mass murderer in the history of man - wilbur

    • @snackingfeather
      @snackingfeather 3 роки тому

      @@theisland7551 True

    • @dragon_heart_born98
      @dragon_heart_born98 3 роки тому

      @@theisland7551 Even more famous than Jack the Ripper.

    • @mr.whalecharge6049
      @mr.whalecharge6049 3 роки тому

      That bat wouldn’t have been killed if the person was busy watching a Wilbur stream

  • @FlippenFox
    @FlippenFox 2 роки тому +12

    I love how the end card at the end makes it look like Australia only raised $2

  • @athenaweimer8599
    @athenaweimer8599 3 роки тому +749

    Whenever he does the little "aww"
    Adorable. We love it.

    • @lungsfilledofroses
      @lungsfilledofroses 3 роки тому +8

      Facts

    • @on8god215
      @on8god215 3 роки тому +3

      S I M P

    • @cryopex9976
      @cryopex9976 3 роки тому +5

      Remember when schlatt felt disgusted and unconfortable on @SootHouse and he said “Do you want another one? Awwww” and schlatt said “yes, please~”

    • @athenaweimer8599
      @athenaweimer8599 3 роки тому +1

      @@cryopex9976 I dont-

  • @chipdip1046
    @chipdip1046 3 роки тому +208

    "I want to see more kangaroos attacking people" -Wilbur Soot 2020

  • @vernzmarcobenitez2332
    @vernzmarcobenitez2332 5 років тому +397

    I love how Wilbur's audience have more sense of humor than in Carson's Lunch Club YLYL stream.

    • @aiman6671
      @aiman6671 5 років тому +4

      Yeah, like 1% more

    • @rednaxel9981
      @rednaxel9981 5 років тому

      thats literally the next video after this video in the video log box thing idk what it is

    • @RAZGRIZ1020
      @RAZGRIZ1020 5 років тому

      Because Carson's fanbase is all middle schoolers

  • @ALd3rM0sS
    @ALd3rM0sS 7 місяців тому +22

    “When I’m not streaming the world goes to shit” yeah we miss you Wilbur☹️

  • @kaeko3075
    @kaeko3075 3 роки тому +811

    Wilbur's face when he sees tofu chan and the seals and like any animal is so cute and pure I can't😭

  • @steveneatstaters
    @steveneatstaters 3 роки тому +532

    “Maybe when i stream things would get better” - Wilbur, a few months before disaster

  • @Urge-To-Burn
    @Urge-To-Burn 3 роки тому +263

    I feel like Wilbur would hack his bank account to get his own password.

    • @surge0509
      @surge0509 2 роки тому +4

      TRUEEEE

    • @BONEZ891
      @BONEZ891 2 роки тому +5

      He's also the kind of person to wonder where something went and it's literally in his hands :) fr fr

    • @Sundrop2478
      @Sundrop2478 2 роки тому +5

      He is also the kind of person to use his phone flash light to help him Find His Phone :)

  • @arsonandroses
    @arsonandroses 10 місяців тому +20

    0:20 *side eyeing 2024* WILBUR START STREAMING AGAIN IM BEGGING

  • @abbycarter4673
    @abbycarter4673 5 років тому +185

    "DID YOU SEE THE WAY HE PERAMBULATED?!"

    • @hereforthecomments-mads1740
      @hereforthecomments-mads1740 5 років тому +1

      I had to look up that Word 😂

    • @Soken50
      @Soken50 5 років тому +2

      As A non native english speaker I had to go back to it a couple times to even make what the word was, those darn posh english people and their fancy words and fancy accents * *shakes fist angrily* *

  • @asven.
    @asven. 5 років тому +246

    "Thanks for watching" "raised: $2"

    • @daewe
      @daewe 5 років тому

      DONT PUT THAT THERE LOL PLS WILBUR SUT

    • @decxi
      @decxi 5 років тому

      it says $2500

    • @zygis1819
      @zygis1819 5 років тому +16

      @@decxi It says $2, Jessica.

    • @jman2_012
      @jman2_012 5 років тому

      I always see that

    • @AliensAreNoobs
      @AliensAreNoobs 5 років тому

      Chase Henson
      I forget that other people see the same outro I do. Hate those things.

  • @the1andonlyni
    @the1andonlyni 3 роки тому +5095

    “If I can’t have my shoes, Karen can’t have have her mom”
    -Meme 2020
    look mom i’m famous 🤭👏

    • @dakotabrown7519
      @dakotabrown7519 3 роки тому +35

      its way older than that but still a great quote

    • @josuedominguez-delatorre735
      @josuedominguez-delatorre735 3 роки тому +21

      its from a youtube series called: theater class, its really good.

    • @srakwastaken
      @srakwastaken 3 роки тому +5

      i like your pfp i like your name, fellow Sapnap simp

    • @RangerLVJY
      @RangerLVJY 3 роки тому +3

      @@srakwastaken LMFAOOO

    • @srakwastaken
      @srakwastaken 3 роки тому +1

      @@RangerLVJY fckin sapnap simps for life, eh?

  • @kittyaya3425
    @kittyaya3425 Рік тому +4

    ‘When I don’t stream the world goes to shreds’
    Me: yes wilbur soot I think there is no peace without Wilbur streaming

  • @loser_7643
    @loser_7643 3 роки тому +352

    Wilbur: I want more kangaroos attacking people.
    Me: *flashbacks to being kicked by one at a zoo and being chased by one at my grandparents house*

    • @someguy-qb2rs
      @someguy-qb2rs 3 роки тому +2

      Ooof

    • @loser_7643
      @loser_7643 3 роки тому +1

      You Aussie?

    • @arpoti3287
      @arpoti3287 3 роки тому

      im aussie and i dont even live near kangaaroos :(

    • @loser_7643
      @loser_7643 3 роки тому +8

      @@arpoti3287 I mean like it's not everyday we see kangaroos are wallabies, most of the time I see drunk bogans

    • @serapheseraphim
      @serapheseraphim 3 роки тому +3

      I went to a petting zoo once and one tried to drop kick me despite me being twice it’s height

  • @alieninc.1077
    @alieninc.1077 5 років тому +158

    I love how at the end, the video link blocks the money so it just says
    "Money raised: $2"

    • @ilovelife8959
      @ilovelife8959 5 років тому

      No it dosent

    • @ilovelife8959
      @ilovelife8959 5 років тому

      @@MrMelonsz no it dosent

    • @ilovelife8959
      @ilovelife8959 5 років тому

      @@jonathangoldfeder1378 no it doesn't 24:20

    • @ilovelife8959
      @ilovelife8959 5 років тому

      @@jonathangoldfeder1378 look at the evidence

    • @InternetStorm
      @InternetStorm 5 років тому

      @@ilovelife8959 It does. The evidence being that it's *now three* people saying it does, vs one (you) saying it's not.
      Jokes aside, the reason why you don't see the suggested video covering the money amount, might be a mobile vs desktop UA-cam difference or something.

  • @r1v3rwsh3r3
    @r1v3rwsh3r3 3 роки тому +176

    “FINE If I Can’t Have MY SHOES Karen Can’t Have Her MOM” * throws shoe*

    • @angel-hu3bp
      @angel-hu3bp 3 роки тому +1

      *and knocks over Karen's Mom ashes*

  • @doorhandlehater
    @doorhandlehater 4 роки тому +323

    "Fine, if I can't have my shoes. Karen can't have her Mom" How all Karens started asking for the manager.