He's already smoked the carton of cigarettes he bought and the gallon of milk has long since expired but he's on his way back to you. just don't give up hope!
Ah, so then it seems we're going to have to inform the authorities, because it's impossible for you to have gotten back here that soon with such low mileage. NO SPEEDING!
We have solved the problem of the long trips. Get people to WALK, it would actually be faster to walk from one end of the State to the other. I grew up in Florida and escaped before i became Floridaman... *Pours one out for those still inside*
@@novus291 Damn. It appears I have made a terrible error. Please don't ban me from Florida! It's the only place I can give concussions with a can of mini ravioli!
Gray: "This is how flat it is down in Florida." That confirms it. That confirms how Gray is a space god of chaos and destruction. He's the real Florida Man.
anyone else get a bunch of graystillplays Hurricane Irma recommendations when Dorian was passing by? UA-cam algorithm.. we meet again edit: why does "GrayStillPlays" get recognized as a spelling error and the recommended replacement is "PlayStation"?
@Fmono • 38 years ago • Updated And all Floridians constantly talk about Natty Light, flamingos, long roads, being overheated 24/7, full liquor bars, not ever having temperatures under 85 degrees, bathsalt-flesh-eating zombies, and the main event, Florida Man.
Gray: "I'm not a monster." Also Gray: proceeds to build a road that makes a daily commute at least a year long just for the fun of it and to make the people suffer September 10: It is World Suicide Prevention Day Gray: builds a community with the roads that lead into the community saying "KILL ME" on the same day
lil kai master of games The explanation of the joke is that since the distance from point a to point b requires a significant amount of time, he is trying to simulate what it would be like if they are nearing their destination but runs into an obstacle, one of the boy's friends (the one who wanted a party) is missing a necessary item for the special occasion, meaning the family has to drive back, make a u-turn, get the cookies, and continue their destination onto point b. the joke here is that i spent way too long trying to act smart aaaaa
Every single citizen is actually a sentient ai. No matter how fast time passes in the game, a day feels like 24 hours to them. That policeman could feel himself slowly dying as he traversed the roads for a year in real time.
Everyday Gamer insurance company” make that +99,999,6996 miles and well cover you with +100$ per crash” Also insurance company” jokes on him we wont be legit, were 1$ payed every month because of ol grey”
@@AssumedTiger that moment when nobody asked for your opinion but you gave it anyway just to be an asshole because you're insecure and feel better when you hurt Someone else's feelings so you can forget your own sadness and loneliness
That moment when " where's dad with the milk " question kick's in Dad: Johnny I'm going to get some milk Johnny: Okay Dad 4 year's later Johnny: Mommy where's dad with the milk? Mother: Have you seen where Gray has put us to live Johnny? When it actually make's sense why dad took so long XD
So this is why Chris Rea is still driving home for Christmas. He's been driving since 1988, and hasn't got back home for Christmas yet. I know it's nowhere near Christmas but it's the only 'original' comment I could think of. Also I am 1,111th comment!
Gray there is a TV series called *The Good Place* where basically it's hell trying to trick a group of people to thinking they made it to heaven. Anyways the "demon" that runs the Good Place is played by Ted Danson, they need to replace him with you *ASAFP* because you are by far more twisted and cunning. I absolutely *love* every video you put out here, you are a riot!
Image this, you are one of the people how is driving home after work, took you like 2 years and a half, but you are almost home. You can't wait to see your family and childs. When suddenly a masive tsunami hit the city and you can see from distance, your house being destroyed. You shout in tears to the sky "Why?! Screw you Gray!!!" Then you dissapear from the existence. Not knowing where you go, but watever the place could be going, it could never be worse than here.
I always hear things like “road so long it’ll take a year to travel it” and laugh And then I quickly remember who I’m watching and laugh some more Because it’s funny, damnit
As a native central Floridian, I am convinced that your version of the road system would be more effective and less dangerous than the current I-4 project.
Alright, back with the only UA-camr who watched "Core" and "Journey to the Center of the Earth", and wanted to go there. It's GrayStillPlays. To the core damnit.
4:28 i would like to point out the most disturbing thing in this video. a 3 lane road merging into a 1 lane road at a 90° Angle. i have a road rage just looking at that 😡
Breaking News: Florida ma... Me: let me stop you right there. We know how this story ends. News: ...may experience its biggest storm of the season yet. Me: not gonna lie, they had us in the first half.
And to top off this amazing commentary, video editing, and musical selection we also have an Oregon Trail reference. Outstanding, 10/10. Definitely Subscribing.
*speed limit on that endless highway to 10 kph* Me: Yeah, THAT'S gonna do the trick! *shows 130 kph speed limit in town* Me: *bursts out laughing loud enough to wake up the neighbours*
Teacher: **Arrives**
Students: *Already graduated*
Woah I Exist yes
@Zeus Legends I’m your 666th like!
If your teacher doesn't arrive in 15 months you're legally allowed to graduate
8:04 it makes sense that this city would win the "Most Attractive City" award. Once you arrive, you never want to leave.
I was eating and spit my food out because of you
#underratedcomment
You *never* leave.
More like you never can
*Never can
Me: sorry boss i'm late
Boss: it's been 2 and a half months
Me: traffic
Me: *Grey happened*
Boss: Ahh yes, _I understand_
General SuperToast grey sead 2 1/2 months
@@kadenfilms4524 oh
*highway 401 in Toronto*
No better
Wife, how was work? I made...
Husband, it’s been 9 months, end me please!!!
Wife, umm
- “God forbid you have to go pick up a gallon of milk and end up driving for a year”
So that’s what happened to my dad
Yes T Imothy?
rip
What's a dad?
@Mr. Hamster lol mine divorced my mom to be with someone else 2,000 miles away
And mines tooo
This is how my parents went to school back in their days.
except the roads were on fire and they had to walk barefoot with glass covering the streets
@@shrekonion8307 Uphill both ways?
And there was a deadly storm going on
And they all died in a tornado
(Bill wurtz reference)
The correct phrase is "barefoot in the snow, uphill both ways"
Oh, so *this* is why Dad hasn't been home since 2003.
Trust me the milk is great when he comes back
I assume
He's already smoked the carton of cigarettes he bought and the gallon of milk has long since expired but he's on his way back to you. just don't give up hope!
@Trent Wickham oh my god no please
(Fighting back tears) all he ever left me.
@Trent Wickham so beautiful and heartbreaking
Car dealer: “sooo You had this new car for a week and there is over 300k miles on it”
This city’s citizen: “yes”
Sounds legit!
Ah, so then it seems we're going to have to inform the authorities, because it's impossible for you to have gotten back here that soon with such low mileage.
NO SPEEDING!
Ah but it takes months to get through it
We have solved the problem of the long trips.
Get people to WALK, it would actually be faster to walk from one end of the State to the other.
I grew up in Florida and escaped before i became Floridaman...
*Pours one out for those still inside*
When you rent a car out for a week but it turns into 3 years
“Mommy, is Daddy ever coming home”
“Idk son, he said he was going to go get milk..”
*20 years later*
“Honey im home! Traffic was crazy!”
Wife: *dead*
How curdled is that milk?
Gavin Cushnie Its cheese now
Ree family his car had a fridge
@@dasanifamily1955 blue cheese
"How many oil changes do you go through?"
"13"
"Per Year?"
"No, per commute."
But it's the same...
Don’t get me started on gas stops and bathroom stops
Nah bruh add a 0 to the end of that number
Not enough 0's, dammit
Gray: **loads into game**
Npcs: “RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! HE’S COMING!”
xD
Npcs:RUN LIKE YOUR GONNA DIE TODAY!!!!!
Gray is the ultimate reckoning
npcs: "ITS HIM ITS THE MAN FROM THOSE ANCIENT FAQBLES!!"
Breaking news Florida dad doesn’t abandon son but just wanted to get him some milk
Only in Gray's universe 😅
Everything created by Gray has the Florida man mark.
I hope Florida Dad and Florida Mom's marriage isn't on the rocks because of it. They need to think of Florida Son, Florida Daughter, and Florida Dog.
Fletcher dog? Floridians have pet crocodiles.
@@novus291 Damn. It appears I have made a terrible error. Please don't ban me from Florida! It's the only place I can give concussions with a can of mini ravioli!
Fletcher the mosquito gods have forgiven you.
I don't get it. All you did was turn Florida into Chicago
Adam Kostuch
deserves top comment
Maybe he will turn Detroit into Seattle.
If u miss my summer car like
Now, he needs to turn Florida into Los Angeles.
No wait...that's too evil even for Gray.
yes gray
Gray: "This is how flat it is down in Florida."
That confirms it. That confirms how Gray is a space god of chaos and destruction. He's the real Florida Man.
My God, as someone that sits in traffic all the time, watching this gave me anxiety and uncontrolled laughter that it isn't me.
+Capp00 hi
Amazon 1 day shipping has left the chat
Lol
2 decade shipping
@@lampoilropebombs0640 oh no that means i'll sue them
i was laughing so hard I nearly suffocated
2 quadrillion miles per hour
Gray: “I’m not a monster”
Me: *looks through grays videos* um...
No he just wants to be God
Nerdy Gamer kw2 a psychopath of a god
He isnt a monster tbh
Driving fun fun
Breaking News: Florida man destroys the lives of people in his state after saving them from Hurricane Dorian.
Nah, that’s pretty normal.
anyone else get a bunch of graystillplays Hurricane Irma recommendations when Dorian was passing by?
UA-cam algorithm.. we meet again
edit: why does "GrayStillPlays" get recognized as a spelling error and the recommended replacement is "PlayStation"?
Yep that sounds like something Gray would do.
Breaking News: Florida man is murdered by enraged Floridians after making their lives a living hell after "fixing" the state a year ago
@@leak-proofchugwaterbottle2594 not really, but it sure as hell feels like it
Gray: I'm not killing you, I'm saving you
Calm down Thanos
" Why have helicopter purchases sky rocketed? "
" Driving to work takes two years and cost 5 grand. "
" I see "
If the demand for helicopters went up then they would also go up in supply, the price would go higher only until the supplies caught up
Ah, Big Copter funded the building of these spaghetti highways to pedal purchases of personal helicopters.
"How long do you want this road to be?"
*Gray:yes*
Gray: Opens game
Game: starts internally screaming
Gray: yes perfect
Country Roads, Don't Take Me Home
who do you think Road*, singular xD
It would take 50 years ♫
That's too long🎵
Why's it hotter? 🎶
I need to turd
I never knew you were from Florida
It all makes sense now
he only brings it up almost every video lol
LOL
Us Floridians know each other alike. Its like Irish people being able to tell if others are Irish.
A kind of superpower, if you will.
@Fmono • 38 years ago • Updated And all Floridians constantly talk about Natty Light, flamingos, long roads, being overheated 24/7, full liquor bars, not ever having temperatures under 85 degrees, bathsalt-flesh-eating zombies, and the main event, Florida Man.
Fmono • 38 years ago • Updated .
Remember when you were a kid and you were surprised your teacher didn’t live at school?
They probably should just live there now.
Damn XDDDDDDD
Mom: the store isn’t that far away
From where you are to the store:
Gray: "I'm not a monster."
Also Gray: proceeds to build a road that makes a daily commute at least a year long just for the fun of it and to make the people suffer
September 10: It is World Suicide Prevention Day
Gray: builds a community with the roads that lead into the community saying "KILL ME" on the same day
69 likes.
Nice.
@@tsudorokifujisaki9777 132
They have a nice tall bridge to jump off of.
Gray turn off traffic despawing on the traffic manager mod
Ohhhh yessss
Congrats on 2M SUBSCRIBERS GRAY!!!!!!!! 😁
THANKS FOR ALWAYS MAKING MY DAY GOOD BECAUSE OF YOUR VIDEOS
He make me want to eat a frisbee
@Bilbo Ballbag ok damn stop watching then.
@@michellebalch8382 *and I don't even want to know*
Bilbo Ballbag why are you here then? And no he doesn’t, he has hundreds of videos with all different games.
Michelle Balch yet you liked this video
Gray:"I'm not a monster"
Proceeds to build road.
yeah, but at least it wasn't a toll road.
@@TheFido19 gray: write that down!!! Write that down!!!
Person: I want a party
10 years later
Friends: I fOrGoT ThE cOoKiEs
Huh?
lil kai master of games The explanation of the joke is that since the distance from point a to point b requires a significant amount of time, he is trying to simulate what it would be like if they are nearing their destination but runs into an obstacle, one of the boy's friends (the one who wanted a party) is missing a necessary item for the special occasion, meaning the family has to drive back, make a u-turn, get the cookies, and continue their destination onto point b. the joke here is that i spent way too long trying to act smart aaaaa
SquishyPlayz, I feel your pain. The amount we go through to look smart 😂
" i'm not a monster" - gray
**kills everyone with a tidal wave**
6:30 I can tell he's supporting to silence the fortnite kids
"My daily commute takes 2 years but hey, legal weed and free Wi-Fi!"
- Florida Man
Every single citizen is actually a sentient ai. No matter how fast time passes in the game, a day feels like 24 hours to them. That policeman could feel himself slowly dying as he traversed the roads for a year in real time.
Insurance Company "How many miles do you drive to work"
Customer "63,000 miles"
Obligatory Edit: Wow! 200 likes! Thanks guys for the love!
Everyday Gamer insurance company” make that +99,999,6996 miles and well cover you with +100$ per crash”
Also insurance company” jokes on him we wont be legit, were 1$ payed every month because of ol grey”
You completely ruined you’re comment with that stupid edit
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Too bad you got 400
"Florida Beautification Plan"
FLORIDA MAN FOR GOVERNOR DAMMIT
If we all flip our pillows to the cool side then we could stop global warming
That Would Tear A Rift In The World's Aura Due To All Of The Arcane Energy.
Then we'd have an ice age
What in the actual world-
@@maryelizabetasweetkins6664 do not question the elevated one
Yes yes I vote yes
Know what Florida's main import is
Hurricanes
Know what there main export is
Tropical storms
This looks like Gridlock from Doctor Who.
"How long is it gonna take?"
"Ehhh...six months?"
It looks like when spongebob was stuck in hell and couldn’t get out till the bus came
Gacha sucks
@@AssumedTiger that moment when nobody asked for your opinion but you gave it anyway just to be an asshole because you're insecure and feel better when you hurt Someone else's feelings so you can forget your own sadness and loneliness
@@ditchdot it's my opinion. Of they like it it's their opinion. Man 12 year olds these days
@@ditchdot and my sister made that comment
@@AssumedTiger ok look the whole "my sibling said that" thing is bullshit so don't even start
When the AI has the IQ under 80, and can't figure out that they should just walk to work, because it would be faster.
That moment when " where's dad with the milk " question kick's in
Dad: Johnny I'm going to get some milk
Johnny: Okay Dad
4 year's later
Johnny: Mommy where's dad with the milk?
Mother: Have you seen where Gray has put us to live Johnny?
When it actually make's sense why dad took so long XD
Just turn off Car despawning in the Traffic Manager that should stop cars from despawning ever. It is the top right Button in Traffic Manager
8:19 why does this music sound familiar?
Two hours later
Oh the disappearance of haruhi suzumiya, got it!
It's Gymnopedie n.1 by Erik Satie.
So this is why Chris Rea is still driving home for Christmas. He's been driving since 1988, and hasn't got back home for Christmas yet.
I know it's nowhere near Christmas but it's the only 'original' comment I could think of.
Also I am 1,111th comment!
Florida, the only place where people actively build in front of hurricanes.
Yeah, we just water proof everything
@ wooden shacks on sand
@@monad_tcp
1. It floats.
2. It's just a wooden house.
@@D8W2P4 more like bike shed
Gray there is a TV series called *The Good Place* where basically it's hell trying to trick a group of people to thinking they made it to heaven. Anyways the "demon" that runs the Good Place is played by Ted Danson, they need to replace him with you *ASAFP* because you are by far more twisted and cunning. I absolutely *love* every video you put out here, you are a riot!
Early upload? Whats going on Gray do you wanna get it in before the hurricane makes love to florida?
Ooooooh
Nah the hurricane fucked off
Image this, you are one of the people how is driving home after work, took you like 2 years and a half, but you are almost home. You can't wait to see your family and childs. When suddenly a masive tsunami hit the city and you can see from distance, your house being destroyed. You shout in tears to the sky "Why?! Screw you Gray!!!" Then you dissapear from the existence. Not knowing where you go, but watever the place could be going, it could never be worse than here.
LOL at 7:12 that yellow car looks exactly like the one in amazing world of gumball
GachaGlittin r/children
No it doesn't
True tho
pug dog thing man woman, yes it’s
r/youngpeopleyoutube
And at you
r/ihavereddit
Thanos the mad Titan Grape Actually, I don't. Thank you for your attempt of being a asshat, guy!
Here’s a challenge: *Make a functional city with 100% happiness, short roads, fantastic jobs, and amazing education*
That's literally impossible for Gray ngl
Cant have that in Florida
That’s why it’s a challenge
i played the game and it was soooooooooooooooooooooo boring because i made a PERFECT CITY WITH NO PROBLEM it was making me Die
@@tankunicorn134
Love your name and pfp, lol
I dont want get too excessive i say about 100 tolls is enough.
That's evil! Are you some sort of droplet of Gray's.
@@sanpurutekisuto6709 maybe maybe not we'll have to see
I always hear things like “road so long it’ll take a year to travel it” and laugh
And then I quickly remember who I’m watching and laugh some more
Because it’s funny, damnit
you are watching greystillplays
"Welcome to Florida dammit!" GrayStillPlays 2019...
Please tell me I'm not the only one who finds these absolutely HILARIOUS... Like I cannot stop laughing at these wild scenarios
I was laughing so hard I had to pause. It's all just so absurd and chaotic, I love it!
0:17 me, a dutch guy: this is literally a mountain.
Yes
Grey: I am waiting for him to die of dysentery
11:22
Car: ok then
"mom why was dad gone for 8 years?" "oh he's just on his way to the supermarket still."
The opposite of Autobahn
The Auto-Ban.
You cant hear the difference, untill you read it 😃
???
lol
10km/h would be auto-ban indeed
I don’t get it
You can definitely hear the difference
5:30 that is the date now 👍
Desert Bus if it was made by Florida Man. Edit: Desert Bus 2: Florida Bus
Gray make a tractor as big as the map in farmimg sim 19
What would be the point? You wouldn't be able to move it. It'd make a whole 30 seconds of a video. Stupid.
@@смиренный-х2б mods the map too
I just found your channel a couple days ago but i love your videos plz never stop
He wont. Also, Welcome to the only channel watched by Masochists, run by a Sadist, and managed by a Satanist.
Same
As a native central Floridian, I am convinced that your version of the road system would be more effective and less dangerous than the current I-4 project.
When you said the Tolls were like the Starbucks I almost lost it 😂. Reminds of Good Ole Garden State Parkway
So true.
Florida man gets infinite transportation funds and goes completely insane
Me: *sees this video and gets flashbacks*
*Country roads intensifies*
Very big road. All I remember
Alright, back with the only UA-camr who watched "Core" and "Journey to the Center of the Earth", and wanted to go there.
It's GrayStillPlays.
To the core damnit.
Coworker: how long is your commute?
Man: yes
4:28 i would like to point out the most disturbing thing in this video.
a 3 lane road merging into a 1 lane road at a 90° Angle. i have a road rage just looking at that 😡
Random mother:Sweetie,your going to my work today!Start packing the car!
If we're fast enough we'll get home in time for your high school graduation! Now pack your crayons, sweety.
Gacha sucks
00:20 you think Florida is flat??!! YOU SHOULD COME VISIT THE NETERLANDS🤣🤣😂😂
Ian Just Ian 🇳🇱♥️yep
Imagine doing a roadtrip across this road
Just use one of Gray's many light speed contraptions!
That's why you bring sex toys
@@punchyboi6915 WTF LMOA
@@autisticgamer24 you never know
@@punchyboi6915 always come prepared
0:39 when you hear gray is run for president
"Highly educated adult."
"Unemployed."
I've never related to an NPC so much.
"Most attractive city" I wonder did to the rest of the world to make this the attractive city.
"We're not allowed to go to hell"
Thank you so much for that 😂😂😂😂😂
That police car traveled 100,800 kilometers and spent approximately $6,789.64 on gas
*your welcome*
And still never made it to the end
8:20
New Backrooms Level Unlocked:
*Endless Gray*
This is for people who live just 5 minute walk from work but still decide to drive there
“We’re not even partway done and I’m starting to get Miami flashbacks.” -GrayStillPlays 2019
Why is this so true!?!?!?!? 😂🤣😆
8:12
So that’s where my dad went
Breaking News: Florida ma...
Me: let me stop you right there. We know how this story ends.
News: ...may experience its biggest storm of the season yet.
Me: not gonna lie, they had us in the first half.
I’m from FL and everything stated in this video is a straight up F A C T 👌🏼
Give us city skylines 2, damn it.
I love this video
Thanks for my first like.
I like how it turns blue when you get a like
A search party was assembled to find Rookie Nash but when they realized his last known location, they said F* it!
" Honey I am still driving to the store to buy food."
" Use the four seater helicopter to go to pizza hut."
Actual Florida man here, I'm afraid you didn't add enough roads to the state. You tried your best!
And to top off this amazing commentary, video editing, and musical selection we also have an Oregon Trail reference. Outstanding, 10/10. Definitely Subscribing.
Gray in *2030* : hello guys thanks for 200,000,000 subs I'm very proud of you.
I like how at the end mountain king starts playing.
This is what would happen if Disney owned Florida it’s a small world after all ;)
I'm just binge watching all his videos. Even if I don't know what the game is about or if the game is boring. He makes the games interesting.
*speed limit on that endless highway to 10 kph*
Me: Yeah, THAT'S gonna do the trick!
*shows 130 kph speed limit in town*
Me: *bursts out laughing loud enough to wake up the neighbours*
Grey: I'm not a monster
Everyone else: X to doubt
"I'm not a monster."
-GrayStillPlays 2019
living in florida for 1 year i can confirm this is accurate
Loved this episode 😂😂😂😂
5:12 welcome to the very first thing you see when you come in Florida
"Wow, been working on this building for the past year.. son of a b-"