Jess' Big Date
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- Опубліковано 5 січ 2016
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A world-renowned super spy just wants to spend her one free evening on a normal, unspectacular date...but the Russian mob has other plans.
Directed by Clinton Jones and starring Ashly Burch, Joey Scoma, Benji Dolly, and Richie Stephens.
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Remember kids, only the topsides of tables are bullet proof.
Now you know.
yes
+Jones Crimson exactly what I thought too
+Jones Crimson And knowing is half the battle...
thanks for enlightening me
lol... still good tho
That's not just a bulletproof table. That's a one-way bulletproof table!
+piranha031091 its a table that only has bulletproof when she is using it... cause the other guy shoot in the wood too
+José Pérez that's why he wrote "one way bulletproof"
Everything Jess used was bulletproof... Just like kingsman and thier bulletproof suits
+piranha031091 Well, you could argue that the other shots were taken from a distance and the ones she took were point blank, but yeah. Plot shielding ftw!
+piranha031091 After the first time the table is shot at, look at the table as she tosses it and it has no bullet marks on it. They vanish. Also, bullets go through wood, so she would have been shot the first time. I wonder why they rushed that part of the video. They don't usually make mistakes like this.
Don't you just hate it when, with heartfelt conviction, you tell a women you feel you have 'a connection' with her but she proceeds to quickly distract you and then jump out of your bedroom window on a helicopter ladder briefly saying "Sorry I just wanted to get some; bye!". :(
Yeh, hat it when that happens.
Goddamn everytime !!! Soo annoying 😤😤
I can totally relate.
In nother words, being a one night stand , of course
Happened to me just yesterday
"I'll call you"
"Please don't"
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha
Evil morty theme
That’s what my date said
That's what she said.
"Do you still wanna go eat ice cream?" " *What NO!* "
"Sex?" " *What YES!* "
Classic Chloe :D
How's Max? still going ape? :)
+Warren Graham "Go ape?" *What YES!*
Btw, did you go to the drive-in with Brooke?
but ur died when I sacrificed a town. impossible!
***** He was in the dark room with Brooke.
>implying Warren or Chloe come close to Kate. Kate is best girl.
I love ash as a spy. I would love a series of these
+Geof Dumas I love ash as anything.
+Kamizushi Akinari yep me too
+Kamizushi Akinari she the best
+Geof Dumas YASSSS
+Geof Dumas NO
"Do you still wanna go on for an ice cream?"
"what no!"
"Sex?"
"What Yes!"
Yasdnil Borbon lol
um yea we know we saw the video.
@@rnytc init
@@Lifeport-z in it
@@Haz_wizZYT init xd ik its a thing people say because they dont care
good old one sided bullet proof tables :D
I just noticed that I guess I'm retarded
TheMinecraftPiggy minecraft yea you are
ever heard of steel plating
a bundle of bananas still wouldn’t explain how she can’t shoot back through them, but the whole thing is a joke about how in spy movies their only bulletproof if a good guy is behind them so whatever.
I was actually just about to make a comment for that lol
this would've been better if it was Freddy on the date, in a dress.
+Peter J I have to disagree
+Daniel Mastía agree* Freddy makes a nice woman spy
Then the date would have to be in Thailand
just a quick question: why can a MG and a pistol not shoot through a wooden table and 30sec after the same pistol can shoot through the same table?
+MrUlf1337 Wait. You don't think her dress was bulletproof?
+RocketJump LOL
get rekt
+RocketJump There was a simple ballistics solution for this (to achieve the same effect). She just had to put the gun up *against* the table and fired. Then it would gel that it had the velocity to penetrate. Penetration is good. ;)
+RocketJump I knew it! So Jess's dress has a thin titanium layer, thick enough to protect from projectiles, yet light and enough to allow her to do sweet ninja moves? :D
See clearly Ashley has immense strength as she kicked that guy through the door like Goku. Probably the extra kinetic energy she puts into squeezing the trigger is enough to make the bullets go through the table
wtf that makes no sense dumbass, no matter how hard or gently you squeeze a trigger, the gun still has the same velocity
Eliana Allen It’s a joke...
Thats quite hard to compensate. At least for some...
Compensate?
good job. you have just enough knowledge to make yourself look stupid. (@Elina Allen)
I'm a little shocked by how many people couldn't tell the table thing was a joke.
what table thing?
The way the tables were completely immune to bullets one moment yet in the next she shoots right through them I think, That or the fact where the bullets did go through were in places where she should of been
Pwrocks5648 Yep. That was the joke. A lot of people thought it wasn't intentionally ridiculous, when they were clearly poking fun at unrealistic action movies.
Pwrocks5648 judging by the tone of this skit..... I'm pretty sure they weren't aiming for accuracy here....
Just have fun with it. If it bothered you that much, you must be hilarious at parties...
Joey Clemenza I never said I wasn't having fun with it, I was simply telling Ahmet Selim Karaca what the table thing was since they asked, I just added the "I think" because I wasn't completely sure and didn't want to feed possible false information as fact because I didn't notice something glaringly obvious about the tables.
I love Ash in this!
I love Ash in RainbowSix
+Feckless I love ash in volcanos
+Feckless I love Ash in Pellet Town
+Feckless I love Ash in Saints Row IV... hang on a second... that is the real Ash playing virtual Ash playing real Ash playing virtual Ash playing real Ash pla..... (Boom)
+Feckless i love Ashe i league of legends
Damn Ash doesn't skip leg day. This was great.
+Darryl Ley You might be thinking of her stunt double. Jade Quon.
+Luke McKay which parts are the stunt actor?
I don't want to sound sexist, but I have to say those thighs were amazing.
What's sexist about admiring physique?
leon gray Sexism happens when you say something that implies that you look down on your own, or another sex, OR when you do or say something that promotes looking down on a certain sex. It's the belief that one is superior to the other, or that one is inferior just for being that sex. What you've said, by this definition, is not classified as sexism.
That said, a reason you may have felt that it might be sexism to say something like that is because you were talking about her thighs. It could be that you may have thought it was sexual objectification. This is when a person's status is reduced from being human to an object with no more than sexual value. Again, your statement still does not classify as such under this definition.
You're good to go! Thank you for trying to be careful anyway! It means a lot!
It's hard to figure these things out sometimes - the lines can get a little blurry. Usually though, when a sentence is phrased a certain way, the intent is clear.
Btw, that little rant I went on, was also for my own sake. I had to work it out in my head, so writing this comment made it easier. And I hope I've worded everything correctly. Not trying to offend anyone.
The table, the bathroom, it's all a joke taking the piss out of the old spy and action movies.
That's why it's funny - No one seems to understand that!
James Butler I know right, they are all picking it apart like it's a Bourne film.
CasMullac n
guess the table was one-way bulletproof lol
I was gonna say that Lol
@@bosstowndynamics5488 nah, different table
Everyone's too focused on the table to notice that the guy dried his hands for 2 whole minutes
i did, lol
Ben P have you used one of those air driers? they are literally that inefficient
I saw that too
Ben P Happens all the time.
Glad I came to the comments first lol
isn't that the girl that voices Tiny Tina in Borderlands 2?
+Tmanx7 Yes, and Chloe from Life is Strange
+Ramiro Reid WAIT WHAT SHE IS CHLOE?!?!?
+Ramiro Reid OMFG I JUST REALIZE THIS
+Ramiro Reid WWWHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
TINY TINA!?
At the very least, we can all agree that Ashley really makes this character work! I really could see this being a movie or television series, but then again that's most of Rocket Jump's work.
1:20 still cracks me up "your face is... it's good"
Here's why the table works, guys. The topside has a laminate layer that in and of itself isn't so resistant to bullet travel, but when it is solidified by the wood backing of the table's construction, it becomes essentially bullet proof. However, shooting through the table from the backside, there is no solid backing to the laminate top, thus it is allowed to flex and tear, thus the bullet passes through the table. It's simple science, really.
+HorrorFull and if she is bullet proof ?
why not ?
I'm guessing you have no experience with firearms
+HorrorFull because only the dress is bullet proof
HorrorFull xD dont question my logic
Also that must've been the loudest fucking hand dryer in the entire planet.
only here for Ashley Burch
I love RocketJump's film style videos. They feel like they're full movies!
"Hey guys. We forgot those close-ups."
"We'll just do it in greenscreen. No one will notice."
+geyck Seriously, like that part when the boyfriend went into the bathroom, and when it was doing that close-up, no one was behind her, but when she got back into her bad-a character, everyone was there.... sad sad sad *sin added*
+NitroDoesGaming ding
+geyck Most likely to do with time restraints on location/in studio. I doubt they simply forgot.
Credit where it's due, they managed to pull it off decently enough. Seems most people are missing it.
George Ellsworth
nonono, I am not missing it, this video was great, we are just making fun of the few things we caught.
+geyck I scrolled down to see if anyone else thought that was oddly distracting hahaha
Table LOGIC.
+OCUBOX Loss of momentum over time due to wind resistance LOGIC.
+OCUBOX
Table Logic was on point this episode
+OCUBOX Does nobody understand obvious jokes? An unexpected twist is funny
+AnimeTV Bomb First a guy named Meruem The King and now a Gon Freecs avatar... the universe wants me to re-watch hunter x hunter for the 3rd time! GOD DAMN IT!
That is one badass woman
The Fox of Knowledge that is one sexy woman
Sex?
Good ol' Aloy stomping out her enemies. Lot's of silent strikes and critical hits. Great Job!!
So i just realised that Ashly Burch is the voice from Chloe. I hope she will read this comment. Ash i want you to know that you let my heart melt in Life is Strange. So emotional voice acting. Mad Respect!
Did anyone else notice the two champagne glasses in the beginning, then they disappeared, and then the waiter brought them with the champagne.
+cesar garcia and the waiter magically appeared from the left side of the table...
+Kench I thought the entire idea of this show is them making like 3 shorts in one weekly episode on hulu where it documents their struggles.
+cesar garcia Perhaps he came and picked them up and returned them with the glass. just because it wasn't shown doesn't mean it didn't happen Leave it up to your interpretation. perhaps he poisoned the glass too. maybe rocketjump has a much deeper story than we all realize.
+Kench Waaay too many mistakes to actually be accidental.
This is Freddiew's MO
So I did some research and found out that this chick plays TinyTina in Borderlands 2... I'll never look at her the same
Anthony wrote the script I think
She plays Chloe in life is strange as well!
She voices mortal combat characters Animes, Attack on titan dub, shes the Potato girl among other animies, but shes mostly known for the Borderlands tiny tina since its mostly her persona,and the show HAWP show they have on their Official youtube
Which Fallout?
hellowutlol Thanks. I played a ton of that game and somehow never noticed that. That'll be a good excuse to go back to Fallout 4.
Chloe Price
I just found out thats her!
I think shes mostly know for doing Tiny tina, Since her brother? wrote borderlands 2 story something among those lines lol
+Ace Kitty, her bother did write Borderlands and she was supposed to send her auditions in anonymously
She's also Sasha Braus in the English dub of Attack on Titan
^
Love this one!
+Sneaky Zebra can't wait for prop wars 2... mua ha a haaaaaa :D
Wait a minute... Miss Pauling?
and Tiny Tina, Chloe, Cassie Cage, i can go on lol
mhmm
does she still have contracts?
+Jerico Dawson Marcos well she is a proffesional murdered so ye ?
Where?
Everyone talking about the table, but the real question is: where's the drive?
Ash is so fucking badassssss
This was really awesome, loved a lot of the shots and cinematography.
Since when was one side of a wooden table bullet prof??
+Ted Nyström Since she was several feet away when the bullets stopped the table but inches away when it didn't?
+Zac Spurgeon This still shouldn't work at all...
+Zac Spurgeon You do realize that the ranges in the video are inconsequential to velocity and energy, right?
Most pistol cartridges can penetrate a few inches of wood (and are considered lethal) in excess of a few hundred meters. The main factor at those ranges is it's difficult to accurately shoot.
There would be no discernible difference in penetration between her across the room and her right next to the guy.
+Zac Spurgeon Who taught you about guns? cause that's not how it works lmao non of those distances were enough for a table to stop a bullet especially when she was running at him added with the fact that he had her 9mm those bullets can penetrate thru a couple of walls lol RJ didn't really think about that why there answer was that her dress was bulletproof...but it's all Comedy at the end of the day.
+Ted Nyström you know, there are kinds of bullet proof glass that allow bullets to pass through one way but not the other
Wow, Chloe is such a bad ass.
Watch out Nathan and Frank.
This deserves to be made into series.
Tables are Bulletproof / Tables are Not Bulletproof
It's funny how everybody is complaining about people complaining about the tables. And now I'm complaining about people complaining about other people complaining lol
And plus them fighting in the background behind her date 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
I think I might be in love with Ashly Burch.
Funny how they gave Clint a hard time and he made one of the better shorts this season.
Clint Stevens?
@@sadsworth4605 Clint Eastwood
ice cream no sex yes
Just like every guy.
lol
MadnessJackey Everyone accepts that offer...
Why not both?
ice cream sex?
"You still wanna get ice cream?"
"No!"
"Sex?
" YES"
I looooved this one. Great job! :)
Also, Ashley Burch really delivers as the lead role.
Okay, 1: How the hell is that spy (Ashly) not riddled with bullets hiding behind that wooden table?
And 2: Where did the bullet holes on the table go?
And last but certainly not least, 3: I don't really care about 1 and 2 due to being very entertained by this short. :D
+Treyworld It's a joke, bullets don't go through thin objects and bullet holes don't stick around in cheesy action movies. Then the funny twist is that the spy can shoot through the table with no problem
+Colin Wiens Really? No shit!? Oh my god!!
Why did you ask then idiot
+Colin Wiens I was clearly taking the piss, sir. Didn't you read number 3?
We playing this game? Awesome, its kinda fun to pick out these things; especially since RocketJump left them there for us to find
- 2:35 you can see the gun is a toy; even the trigger guard is plastic. Now, im 90% sure this is intentional because RocketJump has more Replicas than actual toys, i mean, in the other shots you can see the guns look pretty real, yet hers is a toy.
- 3:16 - The sniper shines his Sniper Rifle Laser through the window, but the laser should have been blocked by the blinds (which are closed). He shouldnt have had a clear shot. When she shot the sniper by tracing the laser, the sniper fell from on TOP of the building. ON TOP!?! My only explanation for this is that every gunman is an assassin from Wanted and can bend their bullets.
6:25 - This ones hard to see, and i might be off the mark but...she grabs the Berreta M9 from the guy, but when she shoots....its a different gun! You get people saying because its now different guns, one caliber might go through the wood while the other caliber wouldn't, but eh...i doubt it.
7:00 - And lastly...did he fall INSIDE the car!? Theres no hole...
PS. I actually dont understand the Greenscreen thing everyones talking about. Can someone explain that? How does everyone notice a difference. Any blurs or so, i just assumes its Camera techniques.
What are those tables made of?!
+Extinct games They are made of a cheap inconsistency fiber so that they always work to the benefit of the heroine.
+SlugNut it's wood from a very specific PLOT of land
+SlugNut They're made of a wood that stops bullets from that handgun from several feet away, but not from point blank. A coincidence that they're precisely that durable, but not inconsistent. Bullets lose momentum with time. I suppose I can't assume that you've heard of wind resistance.
ciaran connolly Ayyyyyy this guy, this guy can stay.
It did a total flip during the date , hilarious !!!
I'm incredibly impressed with Ash's performance here.
Ice cream?WHAT NO!
SEX?WHAT YES!
LMAO
Ashly Burch for the live action movie of Legend of Kora.. Or literally anything with an awesome action lady lead. She's awesome in longer features!
Didn't she play Chloe from life is strange?!?!
You got it! :D
The way the man rebounded from the kick into the men's room, felt very realistic, nice effects and nice video
Great work guys n gurls, thats exactly what i want from rocket jump! Awesome, entertaining and quite funny :D keep it up guys!
+HyperActivePlayers I agree with you they're awesome!!!!
Agreed, they are back on track
*4:04** ''Sh*t''*
*That's definitely what I heard Chloe said in Life is Strange lol there's no differences at all.*
This is SHOCKINGLY good. If Ashely Burch doesn't become a big star, the world isn't fair...
Just as badass as Viper from Valorant, oh wait... 😂
That was great. You should make a whole series based on her character.
A little part of me died when she kissed him... damn it..
Ashly is so entertaining haha. I love her so much. Also, I'm amazed at the L/R audio this video has lol.
This was CRAZY!!! Everyone did such an amazing job! Also, slaps don't leave marks! 😂😂😂😂😂
I can't believe how amazing this channel has become through the years! I get so excited everytime you guys make a new video :D :D
Great how tables are only bullet-proof when the good gal is taking cover behind one and not when it's the bad guy :)
Exactly how Chloe and Max are on a date. Jefferson came and bam! Chloe saves the day. And of course, don’t miss the last part.*wink wink nudge nudge*
She's got the special forces move like Cassie Cage! (A character she voices in Mortal Kombat X)
Is that the chick that voices Chloe
+Jitsu man Yes. It's her.
+Jitsu man tiny tina in borderlands
cassie cage in mortal kombat
sasha in attack on titan
.....her self in her youtube channel
+Pooh Hardy
wow, I didn't expect that last one
[now try to read it again with the most unimpressed voice you could do... not because I didn't like the joke]
Oh hey Ross, didn't expect to find you here lol
CAMBEN! :D! I Love your videos! :D
That reminded me of Knight and Day plane scene lol
the fight senses are awsome and love the old school music noir style
"Get kill at that, everyone is alive."
Best greeting xD
Crush on Ash intensifying.
Ash is love. Ash is life.
This is so well directed!
I love this skit.
Chloe should be going on a date with Max instead! :3
Pokemon Expert i agree
Pokemon Expert she allready did lol hahaha
HELLA YES!!!
For reallllllllll
Weeb
Cute can be deadly.
+Honeneko Dem legs though
when she said “your face is is..it’s good” i was laughing so hard 😂
Joey probably really liked a role where he didn't have to yell most of his lines.
Holy shit, we NEED a sequel to this.
CHLOE YESSS
Dude walking in throwing his shades and letting it rip at Ashly still cracks me up
Applause. Pure joyous applause.
Damn that was thoroughly enjoyable watching Ash kick ass.
The real question is how did she do that in heels
Love all that you do ROCKETJUMP! :D
LOL
"I'll call you!"
"please don't!" *flies away on helicopter
That's not max. what the fuck Chloe ?! ;^;
Chloe
Sonia Baścik :)))
“Ohsorryijustwantedtogetsomebye!”😂😂😂
That's a loud hand dryer xD Also "Sorry I just wanted to get some, bye!"
*insert RocketJump's going downhill comment here*
+onesonicguy You literally haven't had time to watch the video.
+Triston Designs ...And? I'm
Just making a joke on how people are going to say that regardless.
+onesonicguy *insert protesting fanboy comment here*
+onesonicguy *insert comment about if you don't like it, don't watch it*
+onesonicguy **insert insulting adjective in conjunction with personal pronoun**
Where's the Behind The Scenes video? The annotation at the end just links to the colour-correction tutorial.
When she kicked bengi into the bathroom is the funniest part 😂😂
the actress is actually one of my favorite, also being tina, also cute dress :)
And Dimitri is still waiting....
God I love Ash XD
that kick tho ash lmao
6:26 that Desk bulletproof logic 😂
it is bulletproof on the outside,but on inside ur bullets can get through 😂