respect to the guy who had to eat all of these monsters for this video 🙏 true dedication
I’m here questioning why you’d eat the inedible materials; you could probably survive longer without eating them
so you’d live longer eating a gigantic electric singing robot, but die faster eating a small grass bean thing ( furcorn)
Great video! It was quite entertaining, but I do have a few things I would change.
First of all, Toe Jammer is, I'm assuming from the monster bio and element, made out of a tough water (with body parts and features). Scientifically, you can survive only around 2-3 months on water alone, and that's liquid water, so this solidified water-like monster would probably give you an even shorter life span, such as 3 weeks - 2 months. For Potbelly, its bio states that it is made of plant, and grows like a weed, so I'm classifying it as basically a weed. With supple water, a human being could survive up to 3 months at most eating only plants and leaves, including weeds and/or plant-weed monsters like Potbelly. Next, Woolabee is, in fact, a lamb, technically, but the lamb of the monster world. There's also birds, which are considered part of the monster in my opinion, considering its sound wouldn't be produced without them. You can actually survive a surprisingly long amount of time with only lamb and bird meat. Most people that eat only meat, live a pretty long life, which is around 50-90 years, assuming there is enough water. Same goes for Mammott, as it would probably be another supple source of meat, although there'd be less variety, so the life span would probably be more around 45-70/80 years. Next, Phangler is more of a fish-like creature, so it could feed you for a well amount of time. Assuming there is supple water, you could most likely live a full 60-90 years off fish alone, considering you eat not only the cooked meat but also the eyes, which are very nutritious. (Fish eyes are actually considered delicacies in a lot of places.) Then Jam Boree, which technically is a cake, although we don't actually know what its insides are like. Assuming it is just a live cake, you would only survive around 4-6 months, after your teeth rot, your muscles completely deteriorate, and your body shuts down. There are also eyes on Jam Boree, which could help you build muscle mass, but the amount of eyes compared to the amount of cake you're eating aren't quite equal, and the cake would end up killing you, as you can't regain muscle mass as quick as they're dying, breaking down into amino acids. Boskus is next, which is a bit of a tricky one. You claim it kind of looks like a cow, so it is a cow, but it doesn't always work that way. Boskus has hooves and horns, but also fangs and fingernails. Using the evidence it is, in fact a cow, you would be able to live about 50-80 years on only cow meat and supple water. Shellbeat isn't a fish. You claim it's fish, but it actually shares more traits with squid and snails. With the knowledge that it is a humanoid squid/snail-like monster, we go back to the thing about seafood. On Shellbeat alone (with water, of course,) you'd be able to survive 70-90 years, assuming it's not poisonous, as some squid is. Poppette, next, does not taste like bubblegum. Although it may look like bubblegum, it actually has a heart and respiratory system, as we can see from the veins showing through the bubbles on its skin. If it has veins, we can infer it has a heart, as veins' purpose is to bring oxygen to and from the heart. To get oxygen, it will need some sort of respiratory system, (which begs the question: why doesn't it have a mouth or nose?! eh, who cares.) If it has proper insides, it's safe to assume there's also fat and muscles, making it only another form of meat like Mammott and Woolabee mentioned earlier. However, according to its bio, it's very tough, meaning its skin and muscle would probably be harder to chew, meaning you'd eat less quantity, and you'd get less nutrients. Next is Gloptic, and your assumption enrages me in a way (in the nicest way possible.) It's quite bold of you to assume that it's made out of gummy gel, and even if it was, you could only scientifically survive a couple weeks, and up to a month if you're lucky. You could survive around one and a half weeks eating just one the eyes, with the assumption the goo is inedible, since there's a high chance of it sticking to your windpipe, instantly killing you. If you are able to consume it safely, it'd probably cause mass indigestion. Then there's Pompom, who, is not, in fact, made of cotton candy. That is her fur, which is pigmented by her strictly red diet. Pompom actually has a very similar biology to humans, with some alterations allowing her pelt to turn pink. You can survive a normal life span eating humans (with the assumption you avoid the brain and diseased areas), and with the knowledge Pompom has an almost identical body chemistry to us, we can apply this to her too. The same goes for the rest of the Pomily members, like Sooza, Hoola, and Rooba. Next is Dandidoo, with a misleading comment. As a side note, most flowers aren't toxic to eat, and actually really healthy. Many different kinds of flowers, but more well-known flowers like broccoli and cauliflower are actually very nutritious, as well as dandelions. Dandelions are actually good for you, as they can improve the immune system, ease indigestion, and stimulate the appetite. We can assume that Dandidoo is just a bird-dandelion hybrid monster, so it has the same health properties. You could probably live a good 40-70 years eating Dandidoo. *I'll edit this doing the rest a different time. It's 2 in the morning here on a weekday*
@@tigerhack7730 If you had to survive eating only Oaktopus, you could probably live a pretty long time, if properly cooked. As Oaktopus' Monster Bio suggests, the "roots" on the Oaktopus are tentacles, much like a squid or octopus, which is where the Oaktopus' name derives from. If we assume the Oaktopus' tentacles has similar properties to squid or octopus, you could survive several years, as squid is a delicacy in many places. You could also eat the eyes, bark, and leaves, for extra calcium, protein, and vitamins, as well as water, allowing you to consume almost every needed nutrient for human life.
0:20 trust me you’ll live 60 years after eating her
(Old Town Cinema was then revived as a subsidiary of Pomily Line Cinema)
A few questions:
1. Why are tweedle and quibble considered inedible (the bird part)?
2. Why are the shugafam way lower than the werdos?
3. Drumpler’s drumsticks aren’t part of the monster, just tools they use. If the drumsticks are considered here, why wouldn’t shellbeat’s drumsticks count?
I'd make an argument for Dandidoo being edible since dandelions are actually really healthy
Can confirm. Eating a Furcorn felt like eating someone's little brother and eating a Pladdie immediately made me grow a red beard and turned me Scottish.
Can confirm. Eating a toe jammer felt like drinking water and jelly at the same time and eating a potbelly made me feel like eating cucumbers.
Shellbeat casually having an entire drumset: 87 years
Drumpler only holding a pair of drumsticks: drumsticks equal death instant death
Kayna just being a volcano. You’d die after 2 hours
Congle being a furry crab: You’d die after 1.4 hours
Logic has left the chat
Wubbox being a gigantic electric robot:die after 3 day
Furcorn:DIE AFTER 1 DAY OMG HE HAS FUR OMG ZOMGGGGGGGGGGGG
For those who don’t know you would instantly die because of Humbug’s poison element.
eating phangler = eating fish with metallic microphones still live after 95 years
pom pom:Has food for bio
Sooza: *P O M P O M S B E S T F R I E N D*
@@PomPomthePigtailGirl i know.
But i find it funny that instead of a food bio,her bio instead says "POMPOMS BESTFRIEND".
And if its out of context it would be funny.
I like how the reason of death after eating a Maw is just “dee dee!”
you would "dee dee" after the very tasty meal and explode after almost a whole day
Respect for the guy who tried to eat the Humbug ✊
Yea when you doin a asmr eating honey outside he wasn't paying attention by the humbug lol
Great video! Straight to the point, earned a like.😊
Massive respect to whoever tried this
Ai didn't no that eating a piano kills you slower than biting a literal fly
Tweedle: "Make sure this bird doesn’t poop on you!"
How does this determine how long you’ll survive eating it
Oh what a cool video, love the music it fits so well with the video. Another Awesome Job !❤
Some other monsters: *says lots of stuff about what there made of*
Yelmut: *T H E Y E L M U T H A S A W A K E N E D*
Well, do îs octopus like monster, so you can still digest it...ahem.. "DIGEST"
Even tho dipsters look like worms, they have different boddys, for example: do: octopus re: Tiger mi: person reading a book fa: robot sol: Bean with arms and legs la: sword si: ... ok CUT THAT! CUT THAT!
Fun fact : all wublins are made of mold, the electricity activates that mold
This was the video that made me buy MSM in the first place as I never heard of it before. Thanks for showing me this game :D
i love that this video is considered a music and it is on my playlist somehow 💀💀
maybe you should have called the “thing to play a intrument” a bow
Cool and i understand you cuz humbug is poisenes right?
“Because of his name, consuming this will give you clammy skin” very wholesome
She or he is called like that because she haves already clammy skin...good one BBB, good one...
Dipsters actually have plants on their head, which means only their head is edible, the rest would be considered meat.
also gotta remember that t-rox has a bite force of over 15,311 psi due to its mouth being an excavator part and it closes its mouth way faster than a normal excavator closes
The guy who can actually live for 100 years:
Can we all appreciate the effort people done to eat all of the msm monsters?
"Imagine eating a vampire that will be dumb diddly dumb dumb"
you could actually survive alot longer with congle because crab is edible and its pretty good too
For Cantorell Squot and dermit it depends on which type for fungus/mushroom it is also fwog and dermit are frogs and some people eat frog legs i mean dermit has rocks and eating rocks is dangerous
Idk if dermit mushroom is stone/clay/slime or not but yeah wouldn't eat it
Dang it there goes my afternoon plan of eating 100 humbugs in one day
nice video but one thing, in the spytrap description, it's said that the root thing gives tasty nectar that helps the creature inside to live...
So Potbelly is the reason why the vegan teacher is still alive?
That is a neat video!! I like the music too!
"the effect is even worse because the fungus is bigger"
So pure
"Looking at rocks give you kidney stone🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥"
I understand a lot why flowah is ranked higher than dandidoo. 1. The spikes 2. They’re different kinds of flowers. 3. He’s bigger and will be harder to digest than dandidoo
Dipsters have bodies underground that are confirmed and go as follows:
Gray is a robot
Blue is an octopus
Green Shell is a person reading a book
Orange is a tiger
Pink is a gigachad
Green Mushroom is a sword
Yellow is a potato with limbs
So I'd say blue is the most edible of the dips. Calamari!
breh you no remember the names of dipsters its do re mi fa sol la and ti
@@super_space_game_j yeah I made this when I was fairly new ish to the game
If you ate Squidward then he would say…
“I hAtE aLl Of YoU”
I started out laughing but finished the video dazed and confused
Cannibals when they say you can only eat pure weirdo for 5 years: am I a joke to you?
Leaves and bark are perfectly edible, though some trees do have toxic bark. I've eaten bark before, it tastes like cardboard kind of mixed with burnt spring onion
1:52 Shugafam was my favorite lol
Tbh that Humbug be lookin good
Finally someone did this! I've always wondered what monsters were edible or not😋
Did you seriously meant i will die after 5 months for eating Fwog, 1 day for eating Furcorn bc of his Fur and 100 years for eating Mammott?
Bruh you could survive forever eating Congle. I love crab legs.
MSM chefs will need this
Sins in this video:
1. 0:10 Shellbeat is not a fish.
2. 0:21 Her sousaphone.
3. 0:24 Every part of the dandelion flower is edible.
4. 0:39 Some mushrooms are edible.
5. 1:00 Birds are edible.
6. 1:18 Frogs can be cooked in a hotpot.
7. 2:01 What about Mammott?
8. 2:17 Crabs are edible.
9. 2:31 Bees wax is edible too.
10. 2:47 It’s just a plant and a spider, Plants can be edible and also spiders.
11. W h a t.
12. There wasn’t supposed to be number 11.
13. Not even 12 and 13.
Respect for whoever tried these.
Props to the people who lived for so long only eating these monsters, their sacrifices will not be forgotten
Hey there, I like your OC
In conclusion, don’t eat monsters.
Bruh no one asked this question but I'm glad you answered it
for those of you wondering why tweelde is 1.5 years is because its in game bio says that its mostly air.
@@parkersanderson4156Have you ever seen a healthy animal with two heads?
Imagine biting humbugs wing then immitately plummeting to the ground
Man had simple reason for all these and then stogg is a full on scientific explanation
thanks for saving my live i was planning in eating these monsters
I would rather eat a dandidoo then a Flowah
Not because it's 50 years of survival
The spikes
When eating a turkey shortens your life span by like 30 years
pom pom "her cotton meat will let you survive for a long time" got me
Spytrap could keep you alive forever, as it gives you literall free sap if you play some music for it, thats what his bio says
fun fact: toe jammer is a blueberry jelly, and potbelly is an consumable plant.
This makes me wanna look into all the monsters and come up with ways to butcher/cook them into meals lmao
I swear I bursted out laughing watching this!😂
There's no way you can survive 72 years just from bubble gum
or poppette breaking your teeth poppette is as tough as a lead baloon
Never have I seen a monster before and thought: yeah, I'm gonna eat that
Good edit
Thank you. I was about to eat humbug. YOU SAVED MY LIFE
Ye true try eating reebro.
Reebro: "WAIT STOP EATING ME IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!"
respect to whoever ate them for science
The descriptions that made me laugh: "Shrubb: the wooden legs tho" "Oaktapus: Id rather eat the leaves but not the bark" "Sneyser: the lava went a little bit too much" "Bellowfish: Once again, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DIGEST THIS?" "Spytrap: who even is this"
Potbelly and Toe Jammer are just the perfect meal
1. Shellbeat is not a fish.
2. How would you survive eating Poppette if you can’t swallow it?
3. The Dipsters are root vegetables, like carrots. You would definitely survive longer eating them.
4. Quibble is protein, just don’t eat the piano. You would survive longer.
5. Tweedle is also protein. You would also survive longer.
trying to eat dermit but he eats you instead
What would happen if you ate the Ethereal Workshop monsters? Would you die instantly when drinking Flasque or live when eating Auglur? And what monsters can become liquified?
literally named my noggin “Kidney Stone”
If I would eat rare wubbox don’t I turn into a wubbox
Hello! Thank you for making this incredibly educational video, but I don’t think you’re able to eat them because they don’t exist, but thanks for the warning!😁
the monsters Do in fact exist they are staring outside my window every day
@@leticiaeledesma1466 We monsters live in the middle of a sea in the middle of nowhere, your gonna need to show your id to a clamble or any other monster being the monster world border patrol
if i carry toe jammer everywhere i go i dont have to worry about forgetting my water bottle
Bro didn't even hesitate to talk about how the meat of a monster tastes he just went through what is on it and what parts that were not gonna eat thinking that we are going to eat the entire monster.
In My House, Due To Magic, All MSM Monsters Have Genders Depending On Their Looks And Voice
For Example, PomPom Is A She Because Of The Voice And Her Pigtails
water air plant wubbox and the fan made ones: so u can eat us (the clubox will glitch u out of reality btw)
Wubbox:
*accidentally wubs all over the place*
Nah man gobbelygourd got the whole bakery out here he should be inf
Imagine trying to bite Ghazt, you would just phase right through them
My baby brother must’ve ate a frog on accident..😢
All Of You Stop Saying Trust Me Bro! I Used Alien Art Charts To Make This Video!
Also, The Source I Used For The Images Is MSM Wiki!
ok
What about the air wubbox lol
You would survive like 1 second cause of his scream lol
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nah but furcorn can take quicker to kill you than and massive mettalic robot that has lightning to support its limbs, created by and god itself?
I ate all of them without dying.