@@brandondoran3832 I'm brandondoran3832 and I feel inadequate and insecure and I have to be rude to people in the comment section of a UA-cam Family Guy short wahh wahhh wahhhh
I love how his past life stories keep changing back-and-forth . One minute he has a mom who had a bunch of boyfriend. And the next minute, he someone rich kid.
Bro created 911
Like the police??? (I think I know now😔)
💀
Someone left home without their slash
It’s pronounced 9-11 or 9:11
@@MontanaMircel💀
Bro caused 9/11 and then became a pilot 💀
True ngl
Copied but its fine
He learnet from his mistakes 🥶🥶🥶🥶
Oh yea I forgot I saw this comment before, def a copy
He gotta redeem himself
Family guy characters having 100 different backstories
Fax
family guy be changing a characters whole lifestory for one joke then never mention it again
@@glennhefel different timeline
Because they don't care anymore
So is The Joker a Family Guy character?🤔
"My mother gave me a little head"
Bruuuhhh 🤣
Smh, dirty minded much?
It's quagmire, his mother birthed him 9 times in one day@@Spidercat_332
@@Spidercat_332 that's the point of that line.
@@Spidercat_332 Family guy isn't for you.
Go watch peppa pig or somethin
It's Quagmire what did you think
The moment he said 2001, i knew where this was going
Fr
Fr
Fr
How though💀
Everybody says FR so 'FR'.
"My second shot was no better"
Edit: Yeah it's serve, apparently.
U got it wrong it isn't shot it's serve
@@AvikMalik2quagmaire said it not him
Yeah and quagmire said my second serve was no better
@@Lockyourdoorsboy im surprised your 2 braincells can type
Bro made 911😥
Bro Made 911
And Said Everybody Blaming Muslims 💀
Yup, that's what happened. We watched the video to
Really? I didn't hear that
Ikr
totally true
@@DvorZirDaGoat Stick To End 😹
"Boogie, boogie, meatball throwy" ✊😭
😂😂😂😂
Burgy burgy!
Is that the guy from Muppet?
@@mikesmith2069yes it is😂😂
Yo I can’t stop 😂😂 at it Boogie boogie meatball throwy 🤘🏾
What in the world trade centre is that ending 💀
Gone
A plane
Your not funny btw
@@Basketballlover231fr this was the least funniest comment ive seen in a while
@@Basketballlover231relax liberal, it’s called dark humor
BRO THAT IS THE CHEF FROM THE MUPPETS
no shit
Swedish Chef
@@brandondoran3832 I'm brandondoran3832 and I feel inadequate and insecure and I have to be rude to people in the comment section of a UA-cam Family Guy short wahh wahhh wahhhh
That's the joke
No wonder he seemed familiar to me
"Everyone blamed the muslims" shit gets me everytime 😂
I knew they were gonna make a 911 joke when he said 2001
‘My second surf was no different’ 💀💀💀
serve*
I love how both hands being missing from his brothers, implies, that with 1 hand, they somehow managed to do it again 😅
I was wondering the same thing, perhaps they just cut the second one off intentionally for symmetry
My second serve was no better
bro re-created 911 and then became a pilot💀
WHO INVITED THE GODDAMN SWEDISH CHEF?
Edit:Mom look im famous
😂😂😂
Bogidee bogidee speeshy borg!
- chef
@@ravenfire6633Very good representation
😂😂😂😂
Childhood classic
“On my first birthday my mother gave me a little head” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 basic Quagmire
His second serve was no better 💀💀
quagmire crashing the twin towers is crazy 💀
Once I heard 2001, I was like, "Hey, that's when the towers fell."
Bergie bergie meatball throwy gets me every time🤣🤣😂
Swedish Chef making IKEA meatballs.
"everyone blame the muslim"
what did we do to you😭
The Muslims caused 9/11
Bro wtf he created 9/11 2001 with Federer's 2005 USO outfit lmao
Quagmire an SCP.
@Xylospring more like an STD
AMARITE FELLAS?!
I felt that hand slice ngl 💀
_" My second shot was no better. "_
“On my first birthday my mother gave me a little head”
Bro is so calm, but it’s the twin towers
"Sir, quagmire hit the second plane."
Bro created 911 that’s wild
😂" ..... and the second one was no better" 😂😂quagmire was responsible for 911
My second serve was no better 😂
My mother gave me a little head🗣️🗣️
I thought I was the only one... 😂😂
IT WAS QUAGMIRE THE WHOLE TIME!!! 😂😂😂
“My second serve was no better” 💀💀💀
That ending was so out of pocket 😭😭😭
That's Family Guy for you
The mastermind behind 911
I didn't know they now did 911 jokes
Nahhh "hit the building" is crazy💀
"my 2nd throw was no better"
* 1000 yard stare *
One new thing about quagmire. He is secretly Deadpool.
“The second one wasn’t any better”
Is wild tho 💀
Putting a fork and cup with no straw with handles kids is diabolical
"my mother gave me a little head" 💀
EVERYONE BLAMED THE MUSLIMS" got me lol😂😂😂😂
HUH I'M SORRY BUT I'M A MUSLIMS IST'S NOT REALLY FUNNY
@@hanenesahmimi1869womp womp
bro was behind it all 💀
Peter: must’ve been a woman pilot 💀
Nope it wasn’t💀
Bro, literally called 911 on The basketball field 💀💀💀💀💀💀
“The second serve didn’t go much better”💀💀💀
Bro created the 911 gt3rs 😂
Quagmire has the most backstories in Family Guy
Everyone blame the Muslim 💀💀
Family guy moment
Bro asked armless kids to play tennis
Why did they use Trumps plane?
lol
*why not*
@ IDK, it’s just funny 😂
😂😂😂
This is probably another universe where Jigglemyballs didn't exist
QUAGMIRE’S MOM GAVE HIM WHAT?!?!
(This is just sweet home Arkansas, just like Alabama but for blood relatives (no offense))
as a tennis player I can confirm that I no longer have hands, please help me
but is it true that it could potentially amputate your arm or is it just for shock humour?
@@sentinel2.064yes
@@sentinel2.064yes
Bro was the one that made the plane hit the twin towers💀
That last part- 💀
Bruh, 911 likes on a video like that 😂😂😂
BRO IS NOBODY GONNA TALK ABOUT HIS BROTHER LOSING HIS HAND JUST LIKE THAT💀
XD
What chef said:BURGIE-BURGIE MEATBALL THROWIE!
“And in 2001 one” got me nervous
Lil bro is the only one with hands in his family, caused 9/11 during a tennis match, and became a pilot, craziest switch up in anime history
"My second serve was no better" 🗣️🗣️🗣️
"Hey guys! Anyone wanna play tennis?"
Opens the can slicing his hand off
"AHHHH!"
Bro caused 9/11 then bacame a pilot💀💀
Bro really said:✈️ 🏢🏢
“After I thought it couldn’t get any worse, then came my next serve”
Bro went from being born like 8 or 9 times with a crazy mother to being born in a rich tennis family
This part is the man bleeding in the parked
POV: Bart Simpson national tennis is spying on me💀
"every one blamed the Muslims" Got me dying 😂
Now I know how to become passionate about flying
Quagmire's mom better watch out because i WILL claim that GYAATTT
The first us open was in 1968 💀
I love how his past life stories keep changing back-and-forth . One minute he has a mom who had a bunch of boyfriend. And the next minute, he someone rich kid.
they even do it with Cleveland too
generic sitcoms giving each character 38 backstories then never mentioning them later in the show:
If he kept playing with the shakes, he could've became tennis' Von Kaiser.
"What did you get for your first birthday" "head"
Anyone that has ever played tennis knows those lids are unreasonably sharp. Like I have never seen anything sharper.
Naw this is easily one of the funniest scenes in family guy😭😂😂
The "they all Blamed Muslims" 😂😂😂😂
This quagmire was... 😂😂😂
That had a tragic turn 💀
clearly he became a pilot as a way to try to get some self forgivness for his accident
They keep having different back stories lol
“My second shot was no better”
My feed is just full of random gruesome family guy clips
Everyone talking about the 9/11 but the fucking muppet show caught me off guard so much
"And the second one didn't go well too "
I love quagmire’s dedicated bits
Bro predicted 9/11💀
Bro created 911😂😂
Great Family Guy Clip! Fun Fact: Monty Python refence in their sketch Salad Days when he open the tennis ball package
"On my first birthday, my mother gave me a little head."
Im not the only one, right?
I like how Quagmire went from McEnroe to Agassi to Federer what a legendary career for Glen
The head joke is pretty clever.