Every Vending Machine
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- Those things suck.
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I think I'd prefer if the machine just told me it didn't think my quarter was a quarter than the silent stare it gives me as it rejects my currency.
"It's expired by the way" Directed by Robert B. Weide 😂
"I hate when we fight! " sounds like the guy is in relationaship with the vending machine. 😂
Thats the joke, well done
The ending...
"That's expired too by the way"
"FU-"
Holy shit that really got me. Lost it right there. Well done
My town vending machine sells only raclette and gruyère cheese (and premixed fondue). It does not sport pink shorts, tho.
I think that's the most important takeaway here
This is the most Switzerlandish thing I heard in a while.
Gotta help the algorithm, this guy deserves success way more than any othe youtuber ive seen
Once, my vending machine experience was putting in 45 cents for some chips and the chips got stuck. It was at a machine shop and as a little girl, hungry, saddened, and broke, my tears convinced 3 strong guys to shake the vending machine until not only my chips were released, but also several other candy bars, and more coins than I put in!!! I tried to share the extra snacks but they let me keep them all.
i love how you can see the marks from each agressive rub of the quarter on his face
I was wondering if the dude would shake the "vending machine" and get crushed to death. Though, I like your ending much better.
Now THIS is more like it! So much better dude!
Glad you enjoyed it ❤️
Loves it, hoping to go see Mike on tour soon!
Honestly the nicest vending machine I’ve ever seen
Thanks, next time I'll try rubbing my quarters on the vending machine.
I Like How He Said That The Food Was Expired Lmfao.
Thanks God our vending machines don't do that where I live.
he should have accepted the money but only given it to him after he punched him
This has massive balloonshop energy in the absolute best way
nooo you had to drop the chocolate bar
This was good! :D
he was using that weird Canadian money, maybe that's why it wasn't working
I LOVE THIS!!! so fucking true and relatable. keep it up matt.
Who remembers when they changed the formulation of the Loonie to be lighter back in 2011..... The trouble it caused....
I’m a vending machine in the middle of no where!!
The Newfie accent coming out 😂
Aren't we gonna acknowledge the fact that a perfectly normal vending machince literally started to move on its own?!!!
Wtf
Reminds of the henry stickmin ending ending in ITA where he (buyer) gets the vault (snack) from the airship (vending machine) but it turns out to be useless (oh it's expired)
Would have been better if he violently started shaking you to get you to drop the chocolate >:(
matt if you wanted someone to rub money on your skin you just had to say
Bruh
I’ve never emotionally related to a vending machine before today
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Oh then you've never met Vendronica.
This is every vending machine at my high school. Like I just want a soda and your just gonna sit here and mock me by spitting my money out in my face!?! How dare you.
they're a cruel people
@@MattColbo Hey Matt, is that a real tree?
I once cried because a vending machine wouldn't take my money
that brings me joy
@@MattColbo this reply bring me joy
@@blueninja012 This reply to that reply brings be joy
@@DialecticRed this reply to that reply to that reply brings me joy
@@brigidhunter3127 trees bring me joy
Obviously the candy bar should have got stuck when the machine finally took the money. With the added pushing/kicking and the alarm going off...ah hours of joyful interaction...
Matt, good god, I found you through your not quite Tom Scott video and since then I've seen like 25 of your other videos, sent them on to friends, and laughed way too much at the majority of them. Now I've realized your end card song is stuck in my head and I couldn't be happier. All the best to you and your future goofs and gags.
Canadian money... Nice
He's Canadian btw, he's from Newfoundland
QcGaming2 • I'm from Québec Province too, nice
@@DominicBlair bein pk tu mle dit pas en français osti
QcGaming2 • Ben jsp lah, chu bilingue
@@DominicBlair bein me too c good sa là là
Both of you deserve Oscar.
who is oscar
Sexist
This reminds me of a fight I had with my friend. Don’t ask
Consider yourself asked my friend.
asked
Still waiting for that answer, tho
Once upon a time I was trying to pay my friend back for something I owed him, I tried to give him a 20 dollar bill American but we would take it because he didn’t believe it was real money (he’s Canadian)
@@spamspam9049 😂😂
He should've eaten the bill and then stopped responding.
😂😂😂😂😅😂 God bless you, sir! I haven't laughed this hard at a comment in months😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭🤣😭🤣🤣🤣
@@Gabelebabele I do what I can.
i wish more vending machines would say “i’m actually kinda scared”
Is it a Canadian thing to rub the coins on the vending machine? As an American, I've used many a vending machine in my youth days and yet I have never done this before.
It's a German thing as well. I doubt it has any real effect, but the idea is that the machine can better inspect the coins if there is not grime or corrosion on it. We even have little metal patches on our machines to rub your coins on so you won't rub off the color of the machine xD
Love the accent from Mike. Did he make it more obvious when he raged?
"I HATE WHEN WE FIGHT!!!" LOLOL
"That's expired by the way" highlight of the sketch, too true 😂😂
The thought of some poor dude just tryna walk by and seeing a grown man scream at some dude while labelled as a vending machine and holding up chocolate is KILLING me
okay this scene is hilarious to me why us your comment so underrated? 😭
@@paulineg9075 Aww thankyouuuu
I went to pay for parking, $.50 and this machine refused all three of my cards, ended up just risking the ticket after that
are those real trees?
?
why are you asking? genuinely, why? they look pretty real to me, but I guess I can't 100% confirm it
oh ok, I figured it was probably an inside joke, I'm new to Matt's channel, found him through the Tom Scott video, and I'm current about halfway through the "I Confused People on Facebook Marketplace" video and just happened to remember you
so yeah, you definitely did confuse me, so I hope that made you smile
Always gets a laugh out of me, short and sweet dude. Love it.
Noooo! I was totally expecting Matt to move the chocolate bar like 2 inches and not drop it 🤣🤣
I was watching this while you saw me btw im Robert
Hahahaha I thought that was you, awesome stuff, thanks my buddy
A vending machine once charged my card $1.50, then said that it charged my card $0.00. Then it charged my card $1.50 again (without my knowledge) and said it charged it $0.00. I went through this cycle 10 times before I checked my phone and realized what it was doing. Thankfully, my bank was understanding and gave me my money back. The vending machine didn't give me shit. Do not use the vending machines on the NY Turnpike. They suck. I still wanted food from that machine though, so I gave it coins. It shit them out. I gave it bills, and it vomited them in my face. Never use NY Turnpike vending machines.
Imagine being robbed in Canada and bugs bunny comes up and says
Give me your fucking loony toons, Doc
This is a very unrealistic depiction of a vending machine. The product didn't get stuck
first haha
*nope, not a quarter*
Vending machines are people too.
This was a top tier sketch. I love it
Me using cash at a self checkout
It reminds me of one of my computer science class where there was a lecturer demonstrating the learning process of vending machine. The situation was almost the same like here but to call out a volunteer at the front. The whole class laughed our ass off.
HOW IS THIS NOT VIRAL?!?
Freaking coronavirus is hogging everything
................*ba dum tss*
At the end he should've handed in the exact same quarter and this time the vending machine is like: Yep, that's a quarter.
Why does quarter just sound like corter now
What about when you put in a $5 and it gives you back 20 quarters. Then it tells you it’s out of stock when you put in the quarters
your vending machines don't have glass in front?
Him: I'm a vending machine out in the middle of nowhere.
Me: Yeah, and there's a lot of rocks around here. I'm getting my fucking candy bar.
Him: (⊙_⊙)
I wanted the 10 to work and the vending machine to be like, “here’s 190 nickels. Fuck you.”
I too, frequent the many vending machines of the Canadian wilderness.
"It's expired btw" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro i was hoping youd finally take the 10 and then throw 8.50 of quarters back at him
Is that a Newfoundland thing to say "Corter" instead of "Quarter"?
This is too fucking relatable with the vending machines at my work. Always gotta rub my money on it's face
epic
I WISH this would happen. Last time I used a vending machine it just took my money and refused to register it even took it.
Trying to explain how elections work to Republicans
Have I just found your channel and decided to watch like all your videos even if it’s in the middle of the night and I need to do shit tomorrow? Yes.
Worth it? I mean I’m having a great time now so who cares about tomorrow’s problems
Same tactic that works on normal ones works on this one
Just punch it enough, and you'll get the candy
Have u ever been like
" wow that's 3 mins of my life wasted or omg thats 3 mins of my life I'm not getting back."
Then your friend as you
"Was it worth it?"
Then your like " yeah "
Many times
This channel is gold
I just watched the Stephen Curry video where he talks about ruining his knee in hockey. I thought it was a joke but you can see the surgery scar in this video.
unrelated to this video, i love that people say absolutely random shit in here that mostly no one cares about, but comment sections are great, because there will be someone, and hopefully if people are nice that persons day might just be made. they might get to vent about an absolutely random thing and have someone reply with a story they don’t care about, but it’s somewhere they feel respected, it’s somewhere they feel like they can tell there story and people are listening. it’s greats
this is exactly how vending machines would act if they were real i think
"I HATE WHEN WE FIGHT"!!!! at this point I was just LOLing so hard. Great acting skills!!!
Wow even wending machines in america are garbage? Do you even have a single redeeming quality?
Love it
they talk about their currency like its play money, god this place is a mess
shoulda dropkicked the chocolate then told him it was expired
When you go to pause the video at the end but the outro music is actually kinda catchy
Also is the rubbing coins on the vending machine common in Canada?
I’ve never rubbed a quarter on a vending machine but I’m gonna try it
Actually, the trick is to insert the coin very slowly, i think
That other guy is not Matt. Why is there a person in the video, that's not Matt?
You're a gem and UA-cam found you!
I once saw in an anime that you just have to give them a roundhouse kick
It feels that would only work in Japan
Somehow, despite all the hilarious comedic development, the best part of this video was still having the fact that Canadians call their dollars loonies confirmed.
Also love that they kept the ends of the bloopers in there, makes it far more relatable and humanises them a bit.
The ending was perfect lololol
I thought it said wending machine
1:14 that's some weird kind of kink
They finally got a real Newfie on here.
Holly crap that is funny!
"I hate when we fight" is such a powerful line
Ohhh the end just SPLENDID