CARDI B - WAP FT MEGAN THEE STALLION - SHITTYFLUTED

brothers and sisters in shit, i thought this song deserved proper censoring so i did my best to censor it with a flute so now it got purified.
brothers and sisters in shit, i hope you enjoy this as much as i did!
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credit for the backing track : • Cardi B & Megan Thee S...

[@hex_a_decimal]

THE SINGLE HARMONICA NOTE AS THE TRUCK SOUND ABSOLUTELY SENT ME

[@BLXCKOUT55]

I died

[@Fallograme]

💀🤡💖😩🤚👑

[@mysticxjuice]

LMAO THE PERFECTION IS IMMACULATE 😩🙏

[@UsagiPonPon]

I choked with my own saliva

[@shittyflute]

theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch

[@barackobama331]

Ok, now this is epic

[@juktnicht6521]

Ths lyriks are amazing

[@cat-rc8wx]

D; tats lame and sick U-U there's some damn holes in the f----- couch UnU QwQ

[@DomSki_]

your lyrics are 🔥

[@cro.7081]

theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch theres some holes in this couch

[@darc1290]

It’s sounds like crying mumbling elmo

[@uwuvision3211]

Daniel Arcure dear lord, all i can imagine is elmo being held at gunpoint and being forced to sing this

[@spakentruth]

Maybe after freebasing an air canuster

[@fjordsi7404]

@@uwuvision3211 😂🤣

[@Fictionalcharacter-zo9xd]

i mean, i think it would be an improvement to cardi b's singing

[@you_broke_up_with_knives]

Crazy Dragon4000 agreed 🙌

[@JaseekaRawr]

HE EVEN DID THE UNNECESSARY KYLIE INTERLUDE LMAOoo
*_tip tap tip tap_*

[@shanabattleglitta2198]

*DYYYYYINNNNG* over that shiiiit!!

[@tallbeauty]

DED!!!!!😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pepethefrog2]

Jaseeka Rawr 💀💀💀

[@vaclinciapounds8859]

I just hollered at this comment! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😩😩😩

[@alyssalaurenfleck3938]

I CRIED AT THE JAGUAR

[@zoewatters4205]

Now we just need to lay ben shapiro’s sick vocals over this and we’ve got song of the century

[@original_shmirko_account]

P WORD!

[@gorogobanab8802]

@@original_shmirko_account P WORD!

[@milkytaro3201]

I second it lol ahhahs

[@florian5560]

I’m actually going to do this-

[@leonardticsay8046]

@@florian5560 it’s been a month. Make it happen, and reply the link.

[@mwassink2000]

This feels like some 8 year old freestyling on his flute lmao
I LOVE IT

[@Bluerim_]

My neighbours loved it so much they wanted the police to know

[@tallbeauty]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@phoenixcaii2905]

OMG!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣And did the police like it too?🤣🤨

[@snowbunny7135]

Lol. OMG! 🤣😂😭

[@therealjoebidenjr4098]

That’s why it’s called We Are Police right?

[@raymontdabizach]

*2x playback speed* to get away quickly!

[@calebdavenport1231]

I’m not even kidding. This is better than the original.

[@NOTdweebss]

Straight fire my dude

[@debbyryanlol]

Ik

[@MrDre-iy9kf]

U right u right

[@kittencat8916]

Ikr

[@therealjoebidenjr4098]

Yezzir

[@turntablethomas2584]

Fun fact: The bad flute noises are actually censorship sounds because this is the clean version

[@stephaneschmalen2742]

The harmonica killed me😂😂😂

[@JotaInu]

Throwing a garbage can inside of a garbage can

[@giornogiovanna4491]

No throwing gold in a garbage can.

[@tzerou411]

Putting coffee in a soup bowl

[@Bameii-h3h3]

Eating a dead bug I killed

[@tzerou411]

Writing on a pen with a pen

[@Nicebrat_]

Wraping wraping paper with raping paper

[@paulpott261]

I haven’t listened to the original, but I’m assuming this is better

[@rocketfludy2873]

Of course it is no question

[@ARF_average]

Shittyflute version of everything is better, youre just a simp

[@uh3what]

@@original_shmirko_account just because we dont like it and it was made by a woman doesnt mean we are sexist. the origanal sucks. im not sexist i just have taste in music.

[@gnavarro1971]

Always

[@xiiaohao3871]

@@uh3what oof burn shmirko

[@hardware_geek8136]

Date: whats ur hobby in ur spare time
Shittyflute:

[@mentalbreakdance1322]

This sounds like Elmo humming 💀💀

[@rolandch.4281]

0:48 the aggressive kazoo combined with harmonica at the end killed me

[@ballsfartpissmychannelisdead]

Am i the only one bopping along with the kazoo?

[@idk.anidiotiguess4329]

I’m throwing it back to this shit

[@nokia743]

@@idk.anidiotiguess4329 lmaooo

[@Youdontneedtoknow_-00]

My parents came back to life that's how much of a bop this is

[@josukehigashikata9357]

Its 2 in the fucking morning and i am losing my shit to this comment and the replies

[@ballsfartpissmychannelisdead]

@@josukehigashikata9357 as you should 😌

[@AbishaiMarkGundy]

@0:50 was that a harmonica? A man of many talents I see...

[@bookwormofthedamned]

I can't love this time stamp enough.

[@toganium4175]

He did the impossible: he made Cardi B. tolerable.

[@pirsickle]

"It always seems impossible, until it is done."
-Nelson Mandela

[@hexedcupid]

fr the only good part of the original is megan's part

[@Тупой_Мессия]

And listenable too)

[@spaghettichild4335]

Oh hi toga, didn’t expect you here

[@S1mxo]

Lmao Burn 💀

[@ImNotACatLawyerButIPlayOneOnTV]

When she said _DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOTDOOTDOOTDOOT DOOT_ I felt that

[@natashaholley7699]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jonathanstupidcheesespaghetti]

0:47👄👄👄

[@Cinnamorolli_]

Finally, I can listen to real music

[@Arcyo]

Finally, a version where they didn't have to censor the lyrics.

[@clemhardie3199]

I’m just imagining a heard of like 20 geese singing this and I haven’t stopped laughing

[@BLXCKOUT55]

Now you made me laugh

[@DuckDuck-kv4tr]

*Quack* you dare say goose 😠

[@reginaldscheesefries]

you really posted the real one and thought that we wouldn't notice

[@reginaldscheesefries]

btw this is a joke

[@Tulip23232]

Bro you just earned yourself a subscriber. I couldn't stop laughing at the fucking trashcan "BONK" sound in your Slipknot - Duality cover. I don't know why but I just find these really funny and I appreciate that you are still creating these. Thanks for the laughs and stay safe out there mate!

[@Grapesodatime]

Cardi b has been real quiet after this was uploaded

[@afrocado3581]

Cardi B:
T e a c h M e

[@Rydrr613]

I found this in my notifications... **I’m never disappointed**

[@garrypradn6373]

The horn part make me 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@BLXCKOUT55]

Bruh I died☠☠☠

[@ur_mum3091]

No joke this is actually really good

[@bernhardihammer14567]

Damn for real crazy how the flute sounds exactly like Cardi B

[@iminsidethewalls8141]

That’s just insulting...
That flute deserves better

[@spacedortio]

@@iminsidethewalls8141 tbh

[@zxyd_]

@@iminsidethewalls8141 💀💀💀

[@princessjames8400]

@@iminsidethewalls8141 sit down

[@ryderjf]

@@iminsidethewalls8141 💀🖐

[@babypluto222]

0:50 that harmonica was gold.😭

[@the_pain_never_ends]

I can say with a confidence that is better than the original

[@yannisander8812]

Of course it is

[@5edominguezgalvansebastian231]

this is the original

[@yannisander8812]

@@5edominguezgalvansebastian231 oh yeah, why didn't I think of this before

[@Blank-lp4fz]

Props to Shittyflute for continuing his legendary legacy.

[@PapaBear6t8]

0:48 That was phenomenal, man!

[@WhatTheHECKisCapriSun]

Oh yes that's a goodie

[@AxxLAfriku]

Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear xap

[@kai-sp7ey]

@@AxxLAfriku because he's cuter and your not 🤬😵🏢🏝🗺

[@francescamagri4977]

@@AxxLAfriku oh god you are here too

[@yoghurt8044]

AxxL uh-

[@freyalouise9862]

AxxL why are you everywhere

[@flamethrower82]

Holy shit, I didn't think anybody could make a radio-friendly version of the song. This would work well on the radio!! lmao

[@5edominguezgalvansebastian231]

*kylie jenner enters the chat*
everyone: 1:27

[@dedemushi7824]

as an nct 127 stan this makes me highly uncomfortable 😔

[@emilylawrence8506]

@@dedemushi7824 oml same

[@12345678abracadabra]

@@dedemushi7824 NCT doesn't own the number 127

[@omgchadt9292]

Why does this sound like someone’s trying to hold in a fart.

[@cestlacecil]

1:37 THE ROAR THO I-

[@willcraig6096]

I love how the picture they use in every video isnt a flute, but actually is a recorder

[@discreet_boson]

Last time I was this early, Anakin was a jedi master
*Wait...*

[@clownjuice4617]

bro im sorry i cANT UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE

[@raindoesnotexist]

Friend:What kind of music do you like?
Me: uhh, flute

[@vindiesel4521]

I only listen to real music.

[@ligmadechokoma1625]

Understandable have a great day

[@VelocityJayyy]

Thank you for that educational message Dr. Phil.💀

[@imthat1_bliss270]

ITS YOU

[@janamomirovic3456]

This is somehow better than original.

[@bitelaserkhalif]

Family friendly PG clean

[@cinnamonpuppi]

I'M PLAYING THIS AT 2X SPEED AND I'M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH MY ASS OFF IN THE BACKSEAT

[@adrienandotherstuff99]

This seriously sounds like kenny from south park

[@renoandrian9789]

I enjoyed how good cardi’s voice

[@hibiscus9092]

this reminds me of goat simulator

[@anocow]

Still better than her normal music.

[@maxiezaz7003]

Welliem flafton
👀👄👀 i see you-

[@spaghettichild4335]

This is true

[@roxymoonshadow5333]

agreed

[@anocow]

@@roxymoonshadow5333 its been 2 years bro 😭

[@roxymoonshadow5333]

@@anocow sorry man, i was late 🥲

[@ashraf7242]

The legend back again with a masterpiece song!

[@KEEGAN410]

I think we all know which one we would listen to for enjoyment out of the two

[@Yuexqi]

I SAID CERTIFIED FLUTE, 7 DAYS A KAZOO.

[@wallsquid5801]

this is better than the original

[@daniellamartinez9724]

I WAS TRYING TO LOOK FOR A FLUTE SOLO AND I COME ACROSS THIS 😭😭

[@vespulazer]

Golden

[@ilovetofuuwuw]

The sounds reminds me
of Pengu😂

[@twtlifesucks6354]

noot noot!

[@Lobsteravioli1234]

Noot noot

[@KodakKid]

The ending where they tried to fade the recorder out by playing quieter!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@musikev82]

Finally, an accurate musical interpretation of what my mind hears when this music is loudly recited for the benefit of the general public from a passing automobile.

[@Aalirxxz]

2:58
Flute:.>RHREGJGR
What i hear:Thats some sh** a** house
lol this is amazing your flute is real messed up xD

[@나디아-x9o]

Please do "knuck if you buck" by crime mob! PLEASE!!!

[@supremeenchilada8725]

Yassssss

[@CMK-BigFoot-1420]

This has some nice bass to it, I can't wait to have this full blast in my car with my windows down

[@matthewthomasson7906]

This version reflects my current thoughts on this song.

[@hamptoonythecat2171]

So you love the song

[@natalieschuetz5700]

Charlie Brown’s teacher is multitalented!

[@akshitaemani]

This. This shit hits deep. I felt that at 1:38.

[@harrisongluvar]

You know what, I could of been sleeping right now. Glad I didn't

[@j0hn_l3nn0ns_b1g_b4lls]

0:47 I want that big, warm air running in this little tunnel

[@bendaboi295]

I can’t tell a difference

[@umlautabuser2769]

The difference is that this version is actually enjoyable

[@robertperez2262]

Masterpiece!

[@evanmoyer1562]

I've been waiting for this

[@sweetbrown89]

Him: sup girl, whachu doin?
Me: it’s complicated

[@EvilArtsLV]

Radio: Plays WAP on air
My Car's broken speaker: Buzz and base :D

[@OdiolaCumbia-i6h]

As og song listener i can confirm this slaps really good 🔥🔥

[@adamcampbell6094]

I thought the vein in my forehead was gonna burst from laughing 😂

[@TwoFourNineNine]

0:50 the accordion 🤣

[@auryn__]

I’ve laughed so much that’s I’m practically deceased

[@LucyKing411]

My last three brain cells bouncing around my skull and not being helpful during a chem exam

[@kaisimon5083]

When it's even hard for shittyflute, to parody a melody when there is no more melody today.

[@miaconnett1261]

0:38 this sounded like the real lyric lol i love your vids

[@theyoungartist9432]

All we need now is a music video

[@sopeepeetheweepee]

This is my whole playlist

[@Thel-Vadam]

Havent seen shitty flute in years, seems it has evolved.

[@sophiaetka22]

You took a song that was an awful representation of women, and is quite misogynistic like a lot of other rap I’ve heard..... and you made something truly beautiful. The end was the best

[@ChibiGwen]

Now it sounds so much better - Music Industry thanks you!

[@RubenTrucks]

This is a significant improvement over the original

[@thatonepotatokid7054]

welcome to another episode of what quarantine has led me to

[@BloxburgByDesign]

That intro doe: 0:01

[@tahreesuh]

I can only imagine how fun these videos are to make

[@ALIEN695]

i turned my headphone volume up all the way and my ears really enjoyed this by ringing for an hour

[@vevloxs]

Amazing 10 out of 10

[@christinewashington1988]

The roar was hilarious

[@jedinerobo]

Still waiting for this to be on apple music

[@mirandatweeton2996]

Telling my kids this is the happy birthday song

[@ameliab268]

the effort put into this is actually impressive

[@DemyPlayzYT]

CARDIS EATING THE FLUTE LMFAO

[@preciousmonroe8476]

This sounds like Elmo going “TATATATA TATATATA”😭😭

[@g4ceracer235]

Elmo did you eat all the taters?
Elmo: TATATATATA

[@x35gaming]

it sounds like someone had stroked a rubber chickens wap

[@mtnjew7689]

VERY NICE

[@lucasbowman4463]

I used to think these where jokes, but this one is actually better then the original.

[@xMATEYOU]

Damn Kenny been spittin some bars while dying

[@ScottClarinet]

This goes hard