Rengoku: Your cooking is delicious! Me: I almost burned down my house trying to make dino nuggets because I turned the oven on and forgot to put the nuggets in Also Rengoku: You want children, is that it? Me: Yes 🥺👉👈 Rengoku: I’m kidding Me: Oh…
Rengoku: Ye I'm going on a train tomorrow What I said : Hm.. Make sure not to get attacked by a wild basketball.. What I wanted to say: AKAZA FONNA GET CHO AHH
@@Kibutsuji.Muzan5000 ofc your always get tricked by food and also did you watch like three or all of the Rengoku asmr!?!? Bc . Bc. Bc.(I ran out of things to say and also can you do me a favor please I wil give you more food)
Me : a dude just chillin her ..enjoying this masterpiece because I’m still trying to get over his 😭😭( no spoilers for anybody who doesn’t know ) Rengoku : You want me to give you children Me : 😐 brothers we must stay strong
me enjoying listening to this while i eat my noodies rengoku: "do you want me to give you children is that it ME STARTS CHOKING ON MY NOODIES my 3 siblings: 👁👄👁
K: your cooking is delicious Me: Bro if you call my cooking delicious I’m concerned because I can’t cook to save my life I burned ramen the ones in the cup sir may I say that Also may I just say I somehow burnt water idk how I did that but i did
"Your cooking is delicious! :D" Me: "I burnt a cup of hot Cheetos macaroni because I forgot to put water before putting it in the microwave I don't know what you're talking about
“I’m hearing some stuff about demon trains? I mean it’s worth checking out” Me:*secretly followed him* *Akaza mAgIcAlLy✨ appears* I WILD BASKETBALL APPEARED I MUST USE MAH WOMAN POWER TO SCARE HIM AWAY!!!” Rengoku: “Flame? What are you doing here?” Me: “TWO WORDS! Saving. You.”
Yes yes cus when he said I was going on the train I was like yah no ur not I'm not going to cry for the 2 Tim and I love it idea it good we will save are selves and rengoku if we are girls I'm a girl soo yas
K: you want me to give you children is that it. Me: falls off bed
Same haha
And my head hit the wall 💀
OML SAME-
@@yaboykyojuro1439 🤣
IM IN THE FUCKING BUS AND THIS PART IS JUST CHEF KISS
Kyojuro: You want me to give you children?
*Me chokes on water*
I literally choked on my chocolate bread stick
**calls the fbi**
Chokes on my breadstick and drops my water
*Throws dumpling very hard at his face*
“You want me to give you children, is that it?”
I FUCKING DIED HNFJGHXTDT
ARE YOU OKAY FLAME?
@celinebastien2554 HELLO KANROJI! HOW ARE YOU??
@@Ky0jurO-Rengoku. I AM OKAY BUT DAMN I WAS NOT EXPECTING IT
Rengoku: I could just . . . Die happy 😊
My first thought: yeah you going to 😁
*cri*
OMG NOOOO LMAOOWJIFUWUG
Jail...Right now
@@Heizhoesz You were the cause
@@Kibutsuji.Muzan5000 Thats correct Mr.Rengoku! And does he really sleep on missions-
*not* *everyone* *becoming* *a* *housewife* *for* *kyojuro*
At least we’re not Simping for yo Mr. BasketBall, Plot Armor having ass.
AKAZA WHY ARE YOU HERE?! 💀🤚
WAIT- AKAZA?!
@{okyaia] no reason-
uhhhhh you killed rengoku why are you here
"your cooking is amazing"
Me who put a watermelon in an oven👁️👄👁️
HOW DO YOU PUT WATERMELON IN A OVEN !?!!!!!💀💀💀
@@theskyisgray77 MINI WATERMELONS OR RICH PEOPLE OVENS???? 💀
they cut the watermelon
THINK PEOPLE THINK!!
@@mincroissant4472 I put a whole damn watermelon in my oven 😀
I only have one questoin, why? 😭
Rengoku: You want me to give you children
Me: First I must see a ring on my finger
Sure 😂😂
@@theanimeandfnafsblover1792 Rengoku san your dead how did you get here-
@@_akabutterflyqueen1510 Logic doesn’t matter in anime or real life my friend
@@Strawberry___bebe we’re friends???
I wish Traveler would say this to me ;(
IM SO GLAD WE HAVE RENGOKU AUDIO OMG YEEESSS FINALLY HIM
When Kyojuro asks you if you want children, but you don't even have a poosay-
"Dearest, you know I can't have children."
“poosay” 💀
@@Themisthashirairl Poosay-? Poosea? Puh-dusy?
Can’t get pregnant but you still have an a-🍑
POOSAY🤨
OK!
“You’re the best cook”
Look sir I appreciate it but I managed to *burn water*- 🤨
💀💀💀
HOW
CAN I JUST ASK HOW
HOW??!!!!I-??!!
No questions how- 😳
Rengoku: Your cooking is delicious!
Me: I almost burned down my house trying to make dino nuggets because I turned the oven on and forgot to put the nuggets in
Also Rengoku: You want children, is that it?
Me: Yes 🥺👉👈
Rengoku: I’m kidding
Me: Oh…
You can't even make dino nuggies ?!😂😂😂 damn bro
Wait YOU HAVE O BOYFRIEND?
@@Kibutsuji.Muzan5000 i am in my room. And, sorry buut, how heaven looks like?
@@Kibutsuji.Muzan5000 Kyojuro- how- what-
@@Kibutsuji.Muzan5000 No- wait- I miss you so much-
All the people in the comments saying they can’t cook
Me who can cook: 👁👄👁
Eyyyy same heree
I can only cook scrambled eggs and noodles 🥲
the only recipe i know is cereal-
@@Tengensfourthwife763 do you wnt me to make u somethin gormey (fancy food)
@@korix9976 omg thank you!!!
RENGOKU DON’T GO ON THAT TRAIN 😭
@@Kibutsuji.Muzan5000 丂 ㄒ 卂 ㄚ 👹👺
@@Soappyy-55 WHEN I SAW THIS I BUST OUT LAUGHING IDK WHY
if he does though, doesn't that mean we don't have to cook for him any more? i mean, akaza did get him that free spot working at dunkin' donuts..
@@gogo-xf2nv MY POINT EXACTLY
Rengoku: "delicious!"
Me: I just gave you Mac & cheese
@@Kibutsuji.Muzan5000 your welcome Mr rengoku
OK and he is still going to eat
Rengoku: Ye I'm going on a train tomorrow
What I said : Hm.. Make sure not to get attacked by a wild basketball..
What I wanted to say: AKAZA FONNA GET CHO AHH
LMAOOO💀💀💀💀
Rengoku simps form a protective shield around our darling
@@BeelzeBubblesTheBee slay 🤩
a wild basketball😭😭
*i* *feel* *hella* *underappreciated*
@@Heizhoesz DAWG LISTEN.. I WALKED TO TALK TO RENGOKU HE CALLED YOU BASKET BALL😨 SO GO GET RENGOKU-
NO HE WILL NOT GO ON A TRAIN ONLY BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN HE DOES 😭
🍩
@@Heizhoesz JAIL 😭
@@Takeo-p6q me neither
I'M NOT JOKING WHEN HE SAID THAT I STOPED THE VIDEO AND ALMOST CRIED HELP😭🤚
@@skyshouseofhope1308 NO CUZ SAME 😭
Rengoku only loves me for my cooking... and I thought was getting lucky
Rengoku: "Yummy like the person who made it!''
Me: "what the fuc-
I CANT HEWDBDB1EHQWSHQEX
😂😂❤❤
Rengoku: Your cooking is delicious!
*Sir I blew up my microwave and you call my cooking “DeLicIoUs”*
Kanae aren't you suppose to be dead?
I swear these kind of comments make me die of laughter
one time i almost burnt my house down trying to make spaghetti
@@whimsical_andsilly Oh good lord 💀
I have horrible cooking 💀
I hope he likes burnt stuff
Thank you for this Morphy!
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if he did 😭
*same* *tbh*
@@Heizhoesz why are you here akaza
Me Who can cook and that's how I show my love for people: thank you darling 🥺💕
RENGOKU IS SO PRECIOUS
2:49 got me blushing and dusting😩
Rengoku: you want children is that what you want
Me: (BURSTS OUT LAUGHING AND DIEING 💀)💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@Kibutsuji.Muzan5000 hi Rengoku.
@@Kibutsuji.Muzan5000 idk why are you listening to ur own asmr?
@@Kibutsuji.Muzan5000 ofc your always get tricked by food and also did you watch like three or all of the Rengoku asmr!?!? Bc . Bc. Bc.(I ran out of things to say and also can you do me a favor please I wil give you more food)
@@Kibutsuji.Muzan5000 :)
@@Kibutsuji.Muzan5000 ONL if you do ME A favor
Rengoku: ‘Yummy like the person who made it🥴’
Also him: wha- wha woah what🤨
FINALLY SOMEONE LOVES ME FOR MY COOKING i almost burned the house down
Wait wha-
K: i’m going on a train tomorrow
me: OH HELL NO
👀
👄
🤣💀
@@Kibutsuji.Muzan5000 Well do you want me to spoil your trip or not 😅
@@Kibutsuji.Muzan5000 yes i am 👍🏻 make sure while we are there to stay away from basketballs
@@Kibutsuji.Muzan5000 just leave the basketball if you find one to tanjiro who knows it might cost your life 👍🏻
@@Kibutsuji.Muzan5000 especially the walking ones 👍🏻
i love it I can cook but i hope good enough for him🥰
@@Kibutsuji.Muzan5000 ☺
He’s going on a train😨😯
*choo* *choo*
@@Heizhoesz NO.
DAMN 😂
I have almost seen you in every video I have watched today
@@Heizhoesz DAMN 😭
Renagoku:Its delicious
Me who doesnt allow myself to use the stove or oven:👁👄👁 you sure?
5:39 NO NOT THE TRAIN
@@Kibutsuji.Muzan5000 Oh uhm.. No reason 😅
@@Kibutsuji.Muzan5000 See you after the mission Rengoku-san 😅👋
ENJOY MY TERRIBLE COOKING I HOPE YOU ENJOY MY MARUCHAN RAMEN NOODLES
when rengoku said "you want me to give you children is that it" i died
RENGOKU HUNNYYYYYY YESSSSSSSSSSS
But when he says he's going on a train tomorrow
RENGOKU HUNNYYYYYY
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
if you take this as rude please please pleaseeee let me know
@@theshade919 OMG NAKAAKLSKSS DON’T REMIND MEEEEE
KR- "You want me to give you children is that it?"
Me- But then they will grow up Fatherless.....-
That’s so mean 💀…
@@Simply_N_X3 But he's dead 😥
Me: Deku that you
Naw 😭...
This is so adorable 😭😭😭😭😭
I'm unaware of how to prepare human meals, rather I can try.
Maybe if you put in enough effort you can become an expert donut maker🍩
@@Heizhoesz No Pls No Not rengoku
@@Heizhoesz OH NO 💀
I can make French toast, but that’s it
I can teach you if you want
You can have my donuts sir🍩
ILLEGAL JAIL NOW
*no comment just sadness*
noooo let our lovely rengoku alive 😭
JAIL NOW
Akaza..I’ve been hunting you down for this very moment 🗡 say your prayers BI-
"Yummy like the person who made it"
Me: *aight, that's my cue to just....💀*
rip
Me : a dude just chillin her ..enjoying this masterpiece because I’m still trying to get over his 😭😭( no spoilers for anybody who doesn’t know )
Rengoku : You want me to give you children
Me : 😐 brothers we must stay strong
WE MUST STAY FOCUS BROTHERS WE MUST
STAY FOCUSED 🤣🤣🤣
I enjoyed ever second of this 😩
rengoku: delicious! me: yea! *meanwhile hes sitting down outside of the house bc i burned the house down* dam those beans was a little burn....
Yes I do the cooking yes do cleaning✨
Look. I know I'm a demon but I am now hungry. Thank you MorphyVA
"You want me to give you children?"
Me:YAS YAS YAS!!!!!!
"I'm just kidding"
Me: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rengoku yes
When he said "yummy like the person who made its " I died
"your cooking is amazing!"
me whos clumsy and got my hands burned: 👁️👄👄
"You want children is that it?"
Me: *PFFFFF-* AKDJAODJEKSNFKDHWORHD OMFG- 😭✋
Who also laughs so hard for no reason while watching these for no reason
Rengoku: I'm going on a train tomorrow
Me: DON'T GO ON THAT TRAIN I'M GOING TO BE CRYING FOR THE 4TH TIME!!!
K:Delicious!
Me:...
K:Just like you
Me:USGSHSHSHSHSGYSUZBSBD
Edit:When i opened my phone i saw the notif and clicked faster than sonic
Rengoku: yeah I'm going on a train...
Me: Yeah no you're not.... Im not having a mental breakdown for a second time
Rengoku: ur the best cook
Me: boi all I fixed you was ramen in the MICROWAVE
"I'm going on a train towmarow"
💀🏀😭
K: I'm going on a train tomorrow
Me: oh God...
R: You want me to give you children is that it? Me: *Chokes on nothing*
me enjoying listening to this while i eat my noodies
rengoku: "do you want me to give you children is that it
ME STARTS CHOKING ON MY NOODIES
my 3 siblings: 👁👄👁
Lol
@@THE_REAL_T0RI it actually happened to me LOL
@@sakra07789 oh no are u ok now lol
@@THE_REAL_T0RI i'm fine now dont worry about it, even i've been choking for pass 3 hours
@@sakra07789 oh my gaw
Are we all sure rengoku is not drunk in this video no way that's being clingy
My cooking is anything but Umai
A request* For a douma one- him talking to your baby bump
sit i broke a bowl trying to microwave popcorn and u callin my food delish
RRREEENNNNGGGOOOKKKUUU YYEESSSSS!!! ❤️❤️❤️
Rengoku: when I come back I'll eat that delicious meal
Me: sweetie... You're not coming home
O:47 this is why I love you. YOU ONLY LOVE US FOR FOOD
Rengoku:I love your cooking!! Me who almost burnt down the house twice
bro the sound of him kis-i mean eating ugh my dirty mind!!!!
Rengoku: yummy like the preson who made it
Me: THE HELL U SAY!?
"Im going on a train tomorrow"
First of all how dare you/lh
Rengoku going to a train
Me: DONT GO DONT GO THERE
3:47 their inside thoughts for a reason sunshine
" you want me to give you children is that it"
*turns into Kim Kardashian*
"THATS SO WATERMELON"
I love it. Even if it would be more i would clibg to him for no reason, don't ask I'm a bit clingy, but still love it
Kyojuro:your food taste amazing Me Who cant Even fucking cook👀
“You want me to give u children?” Me: … DIES AFTER SECONDS AND FALLS OFF BED ☠️☠️
K: your cooking is delicious
Me: Bro if you call my cooking delicious I’m concerned because I can’t cook to save my life
I burned ramen the ones in the cup sir may I say that
Also may I just say I somehow burnt water idk how I did that but i did
R: you want me to give you children is that it?
Me: so i um... *Rylen left the chat*
Rengoku:Your food is delicious
Me who almost burned down the house making dino nuggets "totally "
I love this a lot!❤️🔥❤️🔥 but you lack a little enthusiasm but on the off hand it’s great❤️🔥😉
I taste yummy don’t I 😏
🤨
📷
📸
📷
No one....
Regoku : I'm so sensitive because I'm so hungry
Iykyk
NOT THE TRAIN
"You want me to give you chikdren?"
*Please*
I even managed to burn the food that is already burnt💀🤣
And had to start over😭
Thanks anyway😁
"Your cooking is delicious! :D"
Me: "I burnt a cup of hot Cheetos macaroni because I forgot to put water before putting it in the microwave I don't know what you're talking about
I DID THAT WITH INSTANT NOODLES OMG BWDCBWCEJFR2JAHAHAHAHA
Eksjrjcjrjhahahhaa
me: YUMI
rungoku : yummy
me: NO ITS YUMI
NO RENGOKU NOT THE TRAIN NOOOO
Me: your weird
R: yeah exactly
Me: you admitted it
You’re the best cook! Me: thx I put a basket ball in oven
I'mI HERE Don'tt ask why I'm here....
and my cooking is good:D
so yay
👁👄👁
Eri DA HECC U DOIN HER (I am refraining from using swear words bc she is a baby)
@@beeeppp Eri-chann it’s been so long since I’ve seen you☺️
No
Delicious is the only word he knows
Rengoku: you want kids me:what!!!!!😮
Rengoku: what type of white stuff you put in here because this is DELICIOUS
Me pov: you anit going to get far at all.
“I’m hearing some stuff about demon trains? I mean it’s worth checking out”
Me:*secretly followed him* *Akaza mAgIcAlLy✨ appears* I WILD BASKETBALL APPEARED I MUST USE MAH WOMAN POWER TO SCARE HIM AWAY!!!”
Rengoku: “Flame? What are you doing here?”
Me: “TWO WORDS! Saving. You.”
AAAAAAAAAA SO CUTEEE😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I bunt my microwave trying to make a hot pocket smoke was everywhere
I did the same thing was you dad or mom in the house
Plot twist: hes actually kissing akaza in lips or smth
Basket ball better back off or he’ll be mounted on my wall 😐🔪🏀
AYO BRO WHAT THE FU-
😃🔫
@@Kibutsuji.Muzan5000 in your mf dreams😩✋
You're done, You're done.
He said delicious 19 times and that is from the whole video yes I counted
Yay I’m focking early :3
-me only able to cook ramen,oatmeal and eggs (I burn potatoes but there good-)
-happy noises
No one is talking about that he's going to die-
Please make more rengoku asmr ( idea: can you please make. That the listener protected rengoku from akaza,s final hit? 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Yes yes cus when he said I was going on the train I was like yah no ur not I'm not going to cry for the 2 Tim and I love it idea it good we will save are selves and rengoku if we are girls I'm a girl soo yas