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  • @furiousfinch1587
    @furiousfinch1587 5 років тому +15801

    The horrible misuse of that final L block led to the punishment of that first Line piece, and the equally horrendous misuse of the Line piece was what provoked repeated Line pieces.

    • @mohammedsiddiqui3062
      @mohammedsiddiqui3062 4 роки тому +699

      Worse yet, if he had used the first 3 line pieces to fill the holes on the left, he could laid the 4th line piece flat on the right side and totally cleared the block made by the first L. What a tragedy

    • @JamesCPotter13
      @JamesCPotter13 4 роки тому +576

      1:13 the player proved he was a master of dexterity by rotating the T block in time.
      And yet at 1:19 he could have easily done the same with the reverse L block, but in his mocking of the Gods he was shamed.

    • @SgM-1000
      @SgM-1000 4 роки тому +53

      @@JamesCPotter13 maybe it was his first t spin

    • @itpicksme
      @itpicksme 3 роки тому +12

      @@mohammedsiddiqui3062 now you're left with the gap and def. not a 5th line piece tho.

    • @sablonanime650
      @sablonanime650 3 роки тому +2

      Even after doing a t spin

  • @theletterF
    @theletterF 2 роки тому +5740

    The way he so formally announces the pieces' names, especially with the "Squiggly" and "Reverse Squiggly" had me cracking up.

    • @cameronbigley7483
      @cameronbigley7483 2 роки тому +125

      And the emphasis in "reverse *L*-block" followed by the ominous "L-block". I'll take this as Tetris canon, an army of Tetris overlords overseeing this shit.

    • @theletterF
      @theletterF 2 роки тому +2

      @@cameronbigley7483 real

    • @ericconnor8419
      @ericconnor8419 2 роки тому +54

      @@cameronbigley7483 I wish I was not enough of a nerd to know this but the 'reverse L' is called J. The seven tetrominoes are I, O, T, S, Z, J, and L.

    • @elementalsgami1
      @elementalsgami1 Рік тому +36

      @@ericconnor8419 Um, ACTUALLY, their names are Hero, Smashboy, Teewee, Rhode Island Z, Cleveland Z, Blue Ricky, and Orange Ricky, respectively.

    • @chrishansen8119
      @chrishansen8119 Рік тому +15

      ​@@elementalsgami1beautiful use of the um, actually.
      I'll give an extra point for flair

  • @alexochroma
    @alexochroma 5 років тому +14059

    "There is no place for a square!"
    There is never a place for a square.

    • @nathanhamman418
      @nathanhamman418 5 років тому +461

      There is always a place for square, at the beginning of the game.

    • @PokecrafterChampion
      @PokecrafterChampion 5 років тому +194

      If you have some L blocks set up in the right way, it can work nicely. But it is definately the most awkward one.

    • @reindeerboi4543
      @reindeerboi4543 5 років тому +7

      True

    • @nathan6280
      @nathan6280 5 років тому +43

      O blocks set up some neat t spins

    • @regretful_dogg42
      @regretful_dogg42 5 років тому +3

      true

  • @smokinf150
    @smokinf150 Місяць тому +444

    2:06 16 years later and I still scream out line piece every now and then lol

    • @TheYakman09
      @TheYakman09 27 днів тому +14

      Bros from the future

    • @maddamame
      @maddamame 24 дні тому +3

      Days of a future past

    • @dusk1703
      @dusk1703 15 днів тому +1

      I once called "Reverse Line Piece!" and it broke my friend.

    • @Meca-Mat
      @Meca-Mat 13 днів тому

      ​​@@dusk1703 Can't wait for when you'll be bold enough to announce "Reverse Square".

  • @Ramonerdna
    @Ramonerdna 9 років тому +31699

    ....Anybody else personally offended that the player didnt just lay the line piece flat?

  • @ClaudioMV
    @ClaudioMV 4 роки тому +6057

    The missed opportunity of the L block Is a reminder:
    The Tetris God does not punish
    In Tetris, you punish yourself

    • @Maxi-Gonz.
      @Maxi-Gonz. 2 роки тому +177

      The _mortal_ had ALL THE SPACE HE WANTED and yet he decided to go for cheap points. He would have made Tetris *TWICE!* The mortal deserved with all rights that hard punishment.

    • @BlankedOutAce
      @BlankedOutAce 2 роки тому +49

      And even when he plugged the hole, if he had just layed one of the line pieces flat on the right, the other three on the little holes on the left, and used the last one to get a Tetris, he would've done much better

    • @Erebos931
      @Erebos931 2 роки тому +22

      I didn't make him cry. He made himself cry. -Marco Pierre White

    • @johnlucas2838
      @johnlucas2838 2 роки тому +7

      @@Maxi-Gonz. But the greatest points are from t fitting.

    • @sakunysz
      @sakunysz Рік тому +16

      @@Maxi-Gonz. Exactly. The mortal's haste and greed and avarice for easy points was the offense that called for divine punishment.

  • @Psychol-Snooper
    @Psychol-Snooper 3 роки тому +8628

    I watch this video a couple times a year. It never gets old.
    "No. He is punishing this mortal for his hubris."

    • @dandominare
      @dandominare 3 роки тому +120

      They are all fully committed to the parts, you just don't get that nowadays.

    • @zom-b4237
      @zom-b4237 3 роки тому +9

      Still very, very, very funny lol

    • @aldogarcia5783
      @aldogarcia5783 3 роки тому +7

      The greatest part of this video🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 3 роки тому +6

      @@aldogarcia5783 Isn't it??? I literally typed the same thing two years ago and for got about it. XD

    • @stsk7
      @stsk7 3 роки тому +15

      I recently remembered the "give him something lord" part out of nowhere and had to return to this legendary video

  • @sgg3586
    @sgg3586 11 місяців тому +1560

    Popping in from the year 2024 to say that the god has been vanquished and the game finally beaten. We did it guys, we found Tetris Kratos.

    • @lozm4835
      @lozm4835 10 місяців тому +149

      Finally... we have line peace....

    • @theinventiveidiot
      @theinventiveidiot 10 місяців тому

      @@lozm4835beautiful

    • @metadragon6443
      @metadragon6443 10 місяців тому +20

      Another time traveler here - I can confirm the validity of this statement. You may rest.

    • @HarrySwampass
      @HarrySwampass 10 місяців тому +18

      @@lozm4835 actually phenomenal word play

    • @lunarfloure
      @lunarfloure 9 місяців тому +7

      finally, we have a place for a square

  • @TommyDangs
    @TommyDangs 5 років тому +9122

    Hopefully all the talented people who made gems like this find other great opportunities after college humor

    • @antic4mper819
      @antic4mper819 5 років тому +496

      The guy pleading with the god became the game developer guy on silicon valley

    • @deeya
      @deeya 4 роки тому +355

      All of these guys have left CollegeHumor, ages ago.

    • @buddabudda
      @buddabudda 4 роки тому +319

      Anyone talented enough to make the kind of content that put College Humor on the map left CH years ago. All that were left were scrubs.

    • @rahl163
      @rahl163 4 роки тому +168

      @@buddabudda Hey these dude doing the CEO skits was golden. Loved those.

    • @buddabudda
      @buddabudda 4 роки тому +146

      @@rahl163 Fair, I'll give them Brennan. That guy probably has a bright future, too, but one guy can't hold up a whole channel with that much overhead.

  • @ROCKETLEAGUE-FX
    @ROCKETLEAGUE-FX 5 років тому +5405

    is he still asking for the LINE PIECE ?

    • @mutantcube1737
      @mutantcube1737 4 роки тому +65

      LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNE PIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCE!!!!!!!!

    • @claytong2069
      @claytong2069 4 роки тому +7

      Yes

    • @rinylvinyl
      @rinylvinyl 4 роки тому +3

      Yes

    • @marko-do9lz
      @marko-do9lz 4 роки тому +4

      Rocket league fx why are you here

    • @rinylvinyl
      @rinylvinyl 4 роки тому

      Still asking for the line piece.

  • @534wiseoldwolf
    @534wiseoldwolf 8 років тому +2755

    "There is NO PLACE FOR A SQUARE MY LORD!, and its only the first level!"
    This is a classic video.

    • @Freddy_Guy
      @Freddy_Guy 8 років тому +32

      Tetris in a nutshell

    • @tayloroldfield1200
      @tayloroldfield1200 7 років тому +6

      so relatable though

    • @annies3036
      @annies3036 7 років тому +6

      534wiseoldwolf "SQUIGGLY"

    • @treymorris9392
      @treymorris9392 7 років тому +1

      Toxic Commenter severe squiggly

    • @annies3036
      @annies3036 7 років тому +6

      Trey Morris " you wish to toy with him, to torture him for what!"

  • @wat_matters
    @wat_matters 2 роки тому +1801

    Still the best sketch CH has ever made
    And I love CH

    • @zes7215
      @zes7215 Рік тому

      wrgg

    • @RadioMan2023
      @RadioMan2023 Рік тому +4

      What about sham wow guy in jail

    • @Hopebestman
      @Hopebestman Рік тому +1

      This comment didnt aged well

    • @kieranmilner4208
      @kieranmilner4208 Рік тому +2

      What happened

    • @orionred2489
      @orionred2489 Рік тому

      I submit Girl's Costume Warehouse as the best... and perhaps Pony Hole for second, but you have to have watched a lot of porn to get the Easter eggs.

  • @mattiewastaken
    @mattiewastaken 4 роки тому +4534

    When the Tetris God said "squiggly" in an epic, booming voice? I felt that.

    • @Elkayra8
      @Elkayra8 4 роки тому +28

      aren't those called Z block?

    • @matsh5633
      @matsh5633 4 роки тому +6

      I want to like your comment but I freaking hate that stupid horrible _I felt that_ meme.

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 4 роки тому +7

      Tetrimidion:” Hold my accretion disc!”

    • @andrewnicholas291
      @andrewnicholas291 3 роки тому

      1000th like

    • @LunaOfTheStarsMusic
      @LunaOfTheStarsMusic 3 роки тому +5

      @@Elkayra8 yeah. All the pieces have names. L, J, I, T, S, Z and O

  • @LordSeethe
    @LordSeethe 9 років тому +1008

    To the people going "Well that's his fault for being such a crappy player," I like to think he was purposely playing like an idiot, mocking the Tetris god. I mean...only a master of dexterity could have rotated that piece in time.
    This is why the Tetris god seemingly punishes him for no reason; but deep down inside, the Tetris god knew. He ALWAYS knew...

    • @Jurgen123445
      @Jurgen123445 9 років тому +15

      Paul Lee That's really deep, dude.

    • @000xyz
      @000xyz 9 років тому +37

      and even after being punished, he could have used those 4 lines more efficiantly. make one horizontal and the other three on the left side, and he could have unblocked the gap

    • @strengthman600
      @strengthman600 9 років тому +7

      +000xyz I KNOW
      I ripped my dick clean off when I saw that

    • @TheMonstermike3
      @TheMonstermike3 9 років тому +7

      +Paul Lee You looked a little too much into a simple UA-cam video... but you did it well

    • @voodoominerman
      @voodoominerman 9 років тому +56

      +Paul Lee He was punished with the endless lines because he lost his faith in Tetrises. by putting the L block into the gap, he demonstrated that he didn't believe that a line block would ever appear.

  • @bdletoast09
    @bdletoast09 5 років тому +1356

    2019 and this is still pure comedy gold.

    • @bloodjunkie1919
      @bloodjunkie1919 5 років тому +15

      @@vorshack8968 r/iamverysmart

    • @alexanderchristopher6237
      @alexanderchristopher6237 5 років тому +10

      @@vorshack8968 so memes is equivalent to idiocy? Do you ever relax and have some fun?

    • @kinorai
      @kinorai 5 років тому

      Here here!

    • @wowwow-xp9sk
      @wowwow-xp9sk 5 років тому

      This made me cry

    • @HauntedOath
      @HauntedOath 5 років тому +4

      @@vorshack8968 You're not very smart if you don't understand the comment.

  • @jackdog06
    @jackdog06 2 місяці тому +31

    I’ve been playing Tetris for years and I still quote “There is no PLACE FOR A SQUARE” almost every game.

  • @haxygo7004
    @haxygo7004 6 років тому +6310

    You know what's more dominating than a *line piece?*
    _reverse line piece_

    • @dydlus
      @dydlus 6 років тому +522

      *R E V E R S E S Q U A R E*

    • @paulwayne8367
      @paulwayne8367 6 років тому +163

      You have forsaken us all.

    • @bishop4839
      @bishop4839 6 років тому +75

      No...no... (head shake)

    • @orang1921
      @orang1921 5 років тому +97

      *R E V E R S E T E T R I S*

    • @thefancy8090
      @thefancy8090 5 років тому +24

      Gasps

  • @NinuRenee
    @NinuRenee 9 років тому +2760

    Somebody has to make a voice pack for tetris with his voice

    • @juliolp95
      @juliolp95 9 років тому +126

      Liiine Piece!!!

    • @UmbrotheUmbreon
      @UmbrotheUmbreon 9 років тому +112

      I don't know if I would find it getting too old after 3 levels, or have a hard time reaching level 2 with how much I'd be snickering and laughing
      Either way I support this

    • @centrist9222
      @centrist9222 9 років тому +4

      Koutoura san is above average waifu

    • @chattamasmanoworakul5176
      @chattamasmanoworakul5176 9 років тому +12

      uneliasmarsu Hail to The Tetris God!!!!!

    • @lindaheiskari5846
      @lindaheiskari5846 9 років тому

      LEDRRTYYUIIOOL

  • @wazamdaggerfield8519
    @wazamdaggerfield8519 3 роки тому +4165

    "LINE PIECE!!"
    Dumbledore said calmly

    • @vastava
      @vastava 3 роки тому +48

      harry did you put your name in the goblet of fireeeeee

    • @yoshidinono8095
      @yoshidinono8095 2 роки тому +11

      People who add the exclamation points, don't understand the joke.

    • @demzionmain
      @demzionmain 2 роки тому +30

      @@yoshidinono8095 Really dug up a 1 year old comment to roast my mans daggerfield.. You get the reverse squiggly spam next time.

    • @Trainer319
      @Trainer319 4 місяці тому

      @@demzionmain It's been another year, friend.

    • @demzionmain
      @demzionmain 4 місяці тому

      @@Trainer319 Good god, time passes us by quickly.

  • @aeonz1240
    @aeonz1240 2 роки тому +426

    Fun fact, in the modern Tetris randomizer known as guideline, all 7 tetraminos (yes that’s what the pieces are called) will be guaranteed to show up at least once in a series of 13 pieces. The first 8 will always contain all 7 but after that it’s only guaranteed per every 13 pieces. This scenario can and does happen in classic Tetris but can’t happen anymore.

    • @itsphoenixingtime
      @itsphoenixingtime Рік тому +49

      To simplify it all modern tetris games use 7-bag which means every bag contains the 7 tetrominoes but in different order, so the furthest 2 pieces can appear between placements is 12-13 pieces.

    • @devonqi
      @devonqi Рік тому +3

      It is obviously also sentient.

    • @jayskicksnfits9372
      @jayskicksnfits9372 Рік тому +3

      *tetronimoes*

    • @TheThursty100
      @TheThursty100 Рік тому +10

      I love how you made it more complicated then necessary or how it actually is

    • @thanhtamnguyenthi7073
      @thanhtamnguyenthi7073 5 місяців тому

      wait its called tetrAminos? i thought it was called a tetrImino

  • @FinleyZero
    @FinleyZero 4 роки тому +288

    The delivery on the line "he's punishing this mortal for his hubris" at 1:30 is fucking perfection.

  • @vomitkermit3446
    @vomitkermit3446 4 роки тому +1347

    That first line piece is said with such venom behind it. Fucking brilliant.

    • @Tapahtumahorisontti
      @Tapahtumahorisontti 3 роки тому +20

      The funniest part of the entire video imo

    • @TKIvanov
      @TKIvanov 2 роки тому +27

      And the defeated "No" right after *CHEFS KISS*

  • @Neceros
    @Neceros 10 років тому +266

    The golden days of CH. Please go back to this.

    • @jerryfowler6058
      @jerryfowler6058 10 років тому +29

      back when making it funny wasn't 100% about being crude and "trendy"

    • @MooseyGoosey_
      @MooseyGoosey_ 7 років тому +2

      you think it was bad back then

    • @jackdague1792
      @jackdague1792 7 років тому

      LINES PIECE!

    • @NikoPeludo
      @NikoPeludo 19 днів тому +1

      This video was made in 2010, and this comment is like 4 years after the release. As a being 10 years to the future, did they really go that bad from 2010 to 2014?

    • @Neceros
      @Neceros 19 днів тому

      @NikoPeludo 4 years is a good a.ount of time. That's a potential new president. Or someone going from elementary school into high school.
      That said, I don't recall.

  • @yoursonisold8743
    @yoursonisold8743 Рік тому +278

    "Thou art a crrrruel and ANGRY god!" Absolutely brilliant delivery.

  • @EmilyBenoist
    @EmilyBenoist 8 років тому +195

    Still the best sketch they ever did 7 years later still cracks me up

  • @spicysquire
    @spicysquire 8 років тому +5247

    This is so true! You never get that damn line piece until there is no space for it!

    • @vrajpatel7348
      @vrajpatel7348 7 років тому +61

      what?

    • @dandyman2015
      @dandyman2015 7 років тому +19

      That's why you make a one line space on the side so when you get it it doesn't matter how long it takes, it will get you a lot of points

    • @walidbt420
      @walidbt420 7 років тому +3

      SirBrandonfx well at least in tetris 2017 u can save it :/

    • @nickjimenez9983
      @nickjimenez9983 7 років тому +5

      Monbeasto
      Wait Jesus is God?
      Also tetris god

    • @nickjimenez9983
      @nickjimenez9983 7 років тому +12

      Monbeasto
      Are you a bot that spams on every video that has ‘God’ in its title

  • @mbanana23456
    @mbanana23456 9 років тому +1768

    that'd be an interesting game, where one player plays tetris and the other decides what pieces fall

    • @averagesqueaker7121
      @averagesqueaker7121 9 років тому +113

      One problem
      TETRIS God-Squiggly,squiggly squiggly Block block line piece.

    • @EpicBlooFox
      @EpicBlooFox 9 років тому +2

      I'm gonna comment on this thread so I'm up to date with rusko doing something.

    • @EpicBlooFox
      @EpicBlooFox 9 років тому

      good luck either way! i would promote this game if you make it :D

    • @EpicBlooFox
      @EpicBlooFox 9 років тому

      well the game idea is amazing! xD

    • @IAMDIMITRI
      @IAMDIMITRI 9 років тому +1

      +mbanana23456 Tetris multiplayer :D

  • @anothersimulacrum3321
    @anothersimulacrum3321 Рік тому +72

    "There is no place for a square mylord!!" has literally become me and my friends exclamation when we have trouble finding a place for an object or parking our car etc. :D

  • @darkpaw1522
    @darkpaw1522 4 роки тому +377

    This is their best sketch.
    Had me in tears on my couch years ago. Wife thought I was dying.

  • @Dave-hf2xc
    @Dave-hf2xc 3 роки тому +812

    I love the fact that this cruelty got age restricted.

    • @Membersman
      @Membersman 3 роки тому +23

      Seriously, what for?

    • @aidankeys8534
      @aidankeys8534 3 роки тому +56

      Just reached 18 and can finally watch his majesty again.

    • @NDDPS
      @NDDPS 3 роки тому +9

      Not anymore?

    • @WinterandNoodle
      @WinterandNoodle 2 роки тому

      @@aidankeys8534 imagine not lying about your age hahaha loser

    • @felynecomrade
      @felynecomrade 2 роки тому +9

      Pissed me off as a kid.

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 5 років тому +2757

    I wonder how’ll this work in Tetris 99

  • @Blastman1137
    @Blastman1137 2 роки тому +20

    12 years later and I’m realizing these jokes are more clever than I initially thought. Every piece given to the player can be reasonably be used to clear the blocks on the field with only a bit of patience and ingenuity, but the angels reflect the anxiety of a lot of players where they won’t see that answer right away until it’s too late, reflexivity blaming the game (their god), and then the frustration mounts when the game only gives you the pieces you thought you needed moments before.
    The game is neither cruel, nor angry. It simply wishes not to change its instruction. And I love that this skit captures that.

  • @HeyMyNameIsTony
    @HeyMyNameIsTony 3 роки тому +647

    11 years later and the last "LINE PIECE!!" still gets me.

    • @GoroDomo
      @GoroDomo 3 роки тому +4

      +1

    • @chazconkey5888
      @chazconkey5888 2 роки тому +6

      U stole the top comment

    • @Dampe17
      @Dampe17 2 роки тому +1

      12 years now!

    • @coolestcars1983
      @coolestcars1983 2 роки тому +1

      stolen

    • @mstrshalt
      @mstrshalt 10 місяців тому

      That line has been living rent free in my head for over a decade lol

  • @torsigurddahlen9959
    @torsigurddahlen9959 7 років тому +1250

    REVERSE SQUARE!

    • @caimaccass6911
      @caimaccass6911 6 років тому +40

      YOU ARE AN ANGRY GOD, AND TO BE FEARD

    • @deflatedboy1014
      @deflatedboy1014 6 років тому +40

      HE HAS CHOSEN THE REVERSE SQUARE, AND HAS MADE A PARADOXICALLY UNIMAGINABLE PEICE THAT WILL SUCK UP ALL POINTS, ALL BLOCKS, AND ALL OF TETRIS KIND!!!!!!!!

    • @shinyemerald3401
      @shinyemerald3401 6 років тому +8

      ReVerse T BloCk

    • @Bob-Barian
      @Bob-Barian 6 років тому

      Tor Sigurd reverse T block

    • @xandertoner
      @xandertoner 6 років тому

      That's not how squares work

  • @sireevictineerivero342
    @sireevictineerivero342 8 років тому +915

    There is no PLACE FOR A SQUARE, MY LORD!

  • @Ca5pR
    @Ca5pR 7 років тому +2390

    uhh.... LLLIIIINNNEEE PPPIIIIEEECCCEEE!!!!

  • @GeneralDave95
    @GeneralDave95 10 років тому +240

    I was listening to this while playing Tetris in another tab, and when it reached the point where He called for nothing but line pieces, I got *four* line pieces in a row. He is a powerful being, the noble Tetrises.

    • @GeneralDave95
      @GeneralDave95 10 років тому +7

      50 likes? Neat-o!

    • @cockfacebob6810
      @cockfacebob6810 10 років тому

      Some Guy pfft I got 60 in a day from a twilight joke

    • @cockfacebob6810
      @cockfacebob6810 10 років тому +6

      Some Guy Still a better love story than twilight

    • @Falkorn44
      @Falkorn44 10 років тому +2

      cockface bob I really doubt you got 60 likes from a 2009 joke like that.

    • @cockfacebob6810
      @cockfacebob6810 10 років тому +6

      ***** well you know the youtube community, almost half are 8-12 year old pewdiepie fans

  • @ajh1021
    @ajh1021 4 роки тому +203

    1:46 who else was very infuriated at the fact the L block could of went anywhere else but instead went to the 1 block wide gap

  • @promedic2666
    @promedic2666 2 роки тому +125

    Tetris gameplay: "haha funny block towering"
    Tetris lore:

    • @TotalWeapon26
      @TotalWeapon26 Рік тому

      There’s lore?? What 😂😂

    • @Watermeloncat412
      @Watermeloncat412 10 місяців тому

      Tetris World champions
      Boom! Tetris for fractal

    • @eleSDSU
      @eleSDSU 8 місяців тому

      @@TotalWeapon26 Depending on which tetris game you play yes there is lore, that's what Story Mode is about in, for example, Puyo Puyo Tetris. But also, this is not how tetris works, this cannot happen neither in modern nor old tetris (for different reasons). Also the gameplay is more fighting game than block towering.

  • @jackbarbey
    @jackbarbey 4 роки тому +174

    The amount of times I’ve referenced “LINE PIECE” in my head over the past decade is as great as the Tetris god’s wrath

  • @razing717
    @razing717 7 років тому +2579

    LIIINEEE PIEECEEEEE!!!!

    • @JD-rk2gq
      @JD-rk2gq 6 років тому +3

      razing717 razzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiinnnnnnnggggg!!!!!

    • @fortnitegg0d097
      @fortnitegg0d097 6 років тому +3

      Holy shit its you

    • @PanPandJa
      @PanPandJa 6 років тому +5

      Wtf why are u on an age restricted video

    • @jeremypen7818
      @jeremypen7818 6 років тому

      razing717 RAZING XD!!! DudeI love ur videosss

    • @ashiyyn
      @ashiyyn 6 років тому +1

      Minecraft Ninja this isn't a age-restricted video...

  • @chiefersonkeeferson9056
    @chiefersonkeeferson9056 7 років тому +3199

    How and why is a video about Tetris age restricted?

    • @jonatanseniquel9101
      @jonatanseniquel9101 6 років тому +175

      House King too Savage

    • @rattvisa
      @rattvisa 6 років тому +38

      It is becouse.... ’insert tetris joke here’

    • @joeyossia2827
      @joeyossia2827 6 років тому +51

      I think because it talks about god

    • @lucky8331
      @lucky8331 6 років тому +52

      Idk, religion stuff maybe?

    • @NotCthulhu
      @NotCthulhu 6 років тому +29

      People could mistake "line piece" for "line piss"... and that would be crude.

  • @seniorfluffs
    @seniorfluffs 2 роки тому +17

    This is type of video that you just come back to every year, it never gets boring

  • @StarlightEnty
    @StarlightEnty 4 роки тому +1632

    1:10
    "only a master of dexterity can rotate a t-block in time-"
    Tetris 99 and PPT Players : *b e t .*

  • @oliviawright9526
    @oliviawright9526 7 років тому +1392

    *REVERSE SQUIGGLY.*

  • @zeipheil
    @zeipheil 9 років тому +1010

    LIIINNNEEEE PPPPIIIIIIEEEECCCCCEEEEE!!!!!!!

  • @jazzbassist
    @jazzbassist Рік тому +46

    "Oh, what a wrong ... and ANGRY GOD!"
    That angel actually killed it with the delivery there.

    • @Dendarang
      @Dendarang Рік тому +19

      no, he said: "thou art an angry and cruel god!"

    • @jazzbassist
      @jazzbassist Рік тому +6

      ​@@Dendarangcruel and angry god. Yeah, you were more right than me, I dunno how I heard what i did 😅

    • @enderpup9289
      @enderpup9289 Рік тому +1

      LINE PIECE!

  • @Danny-tf3fd
    @Danny-tf3fd 8 років тому +106

    I'm pretty sure this is actually how tetris works.

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 7 років тому +1081

    Still to this day one of the best things CollegeHumor has ever made. RIP, good CH sketches and golden age of creativity... RIP.

    • @OfLanceTheLonginus
      @OfLanceTheLonginus 7 років тому +12

      eh sad but true

    • @AlexanderPrussak
      @AlexanderPrussak 7 років тому +3

      Stupid age limit

    • @ducktective8692
      @ducktective8692 7 років тому +9

      Ch sketches are still alive and well

    • @bovo698
      @bovo698 7 років тому +24

      WolfFrost Flame but not as creative anymore, most of them now are just ch office sketches

    • @fanon44
      @fanon44 7 років тому +9

      Micah Philson. True that. They are all about 'observation humor' now and it effect the quality of their work.

  • @RawrDragon
    @RawrDragon 5 років тому +1482

    WE COME IN HONOR OF TETRIS 99!

    • @shadowlucario7125
      @shadowlucario7125 5 років тому +17

      Tetris Battle Royal...

    • @sayanmalakar8438
      @sayanmalakar8438 5 років тому +11

      Let them fight

    • @bewmotionsk627
      @bewmotionsk627 5 років тому +2

      This game will be better than Fortnite

    • @shadowlucario7125
      @shadowlucario7125 5 років тому +7

      @@bewmotionsk627 *epic deep narrator voice*
      The Battle Royal mode you love. Mixed with the #1 best selling game of all time. Its Tetris 99. Fight against 98 other players, send lines over to KO opponents, and try win it all. Comeing... a few days ago...
      Tetris 99
      * no falling blocks were harmed during the making of this game *

    • @DarkLink1996.
      @DarkLink1996. 5 років тому +1

      Indeed we do!

  • @casbyness
    @casbyness Рік тому +13

    When he says "line piece" and then his angel just looks up in utter resigned disgust and delivers "...no no no no..."
    I remember that perfect reaction every time anything bad happens in my life, and it genuinely helps a lot. Just that expression of total contempt for the entire universe, for delivering the worst possible outcome at the worst moment. :D

  • @blooodybladez
    @blooodybladez 7 років тому +432

    If his voice is a DLC for any tetris game. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

  • @AliFareedMC
    @AliFareedMC 10 років тому +175

    When collegehumor was funny
    RIP 2006-2012

  • @nandi6962
    @nandi6962 9 років тому +387

    This was physically painful to watch

  • @tommywood4145
    @tommywood4145 2 роки тому +23

    The god of Tetris nearly shed a tear as he noticed this mortals failure to proper line up the last L block before the onslaught of line pieces.

  • @wjzav1971
    @wjzav1971 3 роки тому +133

    The deadpan way, the Tetris God summoned the pieces was the most hilarious thing.

  • @JLPicard1648
    @JLPicard1648 8 років тому +62

    There've been a lot of bad guys
    In a lot of good video games
    Bowser and your opponent in pong
    The Pac-Man ghosts and Donkey Kong.
    But one bad guy he stands alone
    He will never tire.
    He sits upon his blocky throne
    He'll be there till you die
    Your fingers may move at blinding speed there may be no game you can't beat but
    Can't you see that no one can defeat
    The guy who throws the Tetris piece
    "The Guy who Throws the Tetris Piece"
    --Hank Green, "So Jokes," 2007

  • @Bram51Gaming
    @Bram51Gaming 7 років тому +885

    Actualy , had the player put the first Line piece flat , hge could have filled the row and open the colum

  • @battyblair3303
    @battyblair3303 2 місяці тому +2

    This has lived in my head for 14 years straight rent free. I will not be evicting anytime soon.

  • @Charisonic_558
    @Charisonic_558 6 років тому +745

    funny thing is with those 4 line pieces, he could have re-opened the gap. Just saying.

    • @pc_screen5478
      @pc_screen5478 6 років тому +155

      Charisonic558 if he had rotated the fist line piece the master of blocks would have stopped sending him line pieces

    • @jold3174
      @jold3174 6 років тому +4

      Charisonic558 I saw that too

    • @ShimshamTheClown
      @ShimshamTheClown 6 років тому +6

      I saw that to why didn't he

    • @Jimmykreedz
      @Jimmykreedz 6 років тому +8

      @@ShimshamTheClown Because then you wouldn't have had this video.

    • @What_was_wrong_w_jst_our_names
      @What_was_wrong_w_jst_our_names 6 років тому +13

      @@ShimshamTheClown He knew not what blocks come next

  • @G14Moon
    @G14Moon 9 років тому +2271

    "SQUIGGLY!!!"

  • @isaacquest
    @isaacquest 5 років тому +102

    This never gets old, I think because it satirizes the universe and the irrational pattern-seeking mind simultaneously. Perfect comedy.

  • @switchimpulse
    @switchimpulse 4 місяці тому +3

    This is by far my favorite pre-Sam CollegeHumor sketch, and arguably my favorite anything video from the pre-2015 internet. Anyone else here because of the recent episode of Dirty Laundry?

  • @EyeOfArgus
    @EyeOfArgus 9 років тому +410

    1:52 why the frig didn't he just rotate the line piece?

    • @benmite
      @benmite 9 років тому +47

      OH MY GOD RIGHT he could have just rotated the line piece and filled in the rest of the row and then used the rest of the line pieces to fill in the black spaces in that row so then the area covering the place where the line pieces could have gone would be open again which would make it usable
      or you know whatever floats his boat

    • @manikamali
      @manikamali 9 років тому

      ***** you mean goat right?

    • @benmite
      @benmite 9 років тому

      Mani Kamali totes mcgoats

    • @Billaxle
      @Billaxle 9 років тому +3

      ***** Or... He could have just rotated that L Block like he did with the fucking T Block! >_>

    • @EyeOfArgus
      @EyeOfArgus 9 років тому +23

      Billaxle wow this guy has very inconsistent tetris skills

  • @CesarDaSalad
    @CesarDaSalad 15 років тому +678

    REVERSE SQUIGGLY

    • @RPC29Gaming
      @RPC29Gaming 4 роки тому +11

      this is probably the first time I've ever seen a comment saying '10 years ago' without any replies

    • @CesarDaSalad
      @CesarDaSalad 4 роки тому +4

      @@RPC29Gaming Hahaha ikr? I just rewatched this video yesterday too after so long, so crazy! Thanks for replying tho XD

    • @Mentallydumbinkling
      @Mentallydumbinkling 23 дні тому +3

      REVERSE L-BLOCK

  • @michaelramos3085
    @michaelramos3085 9 років тому +19

    "You are such a cruel, and ANGRY GOD!"
    "LIIIIIIINEEEEEEE PIEEEEEEECE!"

  • @brianhalligan9268
    @brianhalligan9268 10 днів тому +2

    Genuinely still one of the greatest UA-cam videos ever made.

  • @SacredDaturaa
    @SacredDaturaa 9 років тому +204

    This actor has been in a bunch of other videos but he'll always be the wrathful Tetris God to me.

    • @Ramonerdna
      @Ramonerdna 9 років тому

      +Blackfish IKR!!! this was the first one I saw him in

    • @hcsb012
      @hcsb012 9 років тому +4

      +Blackfish TAPATH AND GATHPACHO

    • @Mev-ni2mi
      @Mev-ni2mi 8 років тому +4

      His face is so intense near the end.

    • @dumbassplaystetrisandtalks8623
      @dumbassplaystetrisandtalks8623 8 років тому +5

      this is so real I can't ever say god doesn't exists anymore

  • @prodbp
    @prodbp 9 років тому +25

    This is my favorite CollegeHumor video.

  • @xXxM0nteNegr0xXx
    @xXxM0nteNegr0xXx 10 років тому +30

    This is by far the best CH video

  • @SonicKing84
    @SonicKing84 11 місяців тому +6

    14 years and I still remember this one fondly. “Thou art a cruel…and ANGRY GOD!”

  • @djlinton5456
    @djlinton5456 4 роки тому +182

    now, at the end the player could've laid the line piece flat on the right, and plugged the 3 holes on the left, making the column usable again.

    • @Kris.G
      @Kris.G 3 роки тому +23

      Squiggly....

    • @ShabbaDabb
      @ShabbaDabb 3 роки тому +6

      Makes a line dependency on the left

    • @goldenboy86gd
      @goldenboy86gd 3 роки тому +3

      or just not place the L piece there

    • @Dioxazine_Stars
      @Dioxazine_Stars 3 роки тому +13

      @@goldenboy86gd The player has no one to blame but themselves. The Tetris God HAD a plan, the player ruined it like the fool they are. Smh.

    • @raizors1331
      @raizors1331 10 місяців тому

      Except then he was left with a gap that can only be plugged by a, guess what, line piece, on top of a 2 line piece high collum. Absolutely doesn't look like a recipe for disaster at all. Not worth it unless there's a guaranteed 5th line piece, and knowing the Tetris god, he won't give another line piece for at least another 10 turns.

  • @930bestvideos
    @930bestvideos 10 років тому +56

    I love the piano version of the Tetris music in the video.

    • @CottonDrifting
      @CottonDrifting 10 років тому +89

      It does sound great on the harp.

    • @930bestvideos
      @930bestvideos 10 років тому +32

      Max White I just facepalmed at myself.

  • @youtubeaccount123
    @youtubeaccount123 3 роки тому +39

    This came out 10+ years ago and I have watched it an unhealthy number of times

    • @stsk7
      @stsk7 3 роки тому +2

      Agreed same here

    • @xXevilsmilesXx
      @xXevilsmilesXx 3 роки тому +4

      same, there is just something... beautiful about it.

    • @LoganU-bq1yu
      @LoganU-bq1yu 3 роки тому +1

      @@xXevilsmilesXx I watch it whenever I need a chuckle…..which is more often than I care to admit lately…..

  • @Ephraim225
    @Ephraim225 10 років тому +113

    It's been 5 years and only just now do I consider....
    Shouldn't the player be able to see his next piece in advance?

    • @crustaceandroolcube
      @crustaceandroolcube 9 років тому +6

      He might be playing a bad knockoff version of Tetris, where the next piece doesn't appear at all.
      I guess that raises the question of whether Tetrimedes has to be the god for ALL of the Tetris knockoffs ever made. Considering the popularity of Tetris, that would be a majorly daunting task.

    • @Ephraim225
      @Ephraim225 9 років тому

      OperaticSkeletonx Oh yeah, imagine if he had to be the god of Tetris: The Grandmaster 3. Could even god keep up with Shirase mode?

    • @NeoRidero
      @NeoRidero 9 років тому +6

      Ephraim225 Or he's just like me, he sucks so much that he doesn't even pay attention to the next block..

    • @Sjoher
      @Sjoher 9 років тому +2

      Ephraim225 In the original Tetris game you could choose weather or not you wanted to see your next piece. You got less points by having this turned on but also the levels were somewhat harder (or perhaps that was just bad luck back in the day).

    • @ykeloy5655
      @ykeloy5655 9 років тому

      Ephraim225 100th like :D

  • @nlf2457
    @nlf2457 7 років тому +379

    First collegehumor video i ever saw
    I do not regret clicking it

  • @painrikudo2949
    @painrikudo2949 10 років тому +27

    YOU SHALL ENDURE THE PAIN OF THE ALLMIGHTY LLLLINE PIEEEECE.

  • @iworms
    @iworms 2 роки тому +54

    12 years later, still love it. The writing and acting were supreme.

  • @lopfi4366
    @lopfi4366 9 років тому +231

    It's 2015 and I am still laughing so hard

    • @potato1341
      @potato1341 9 років тому +4

      Welcome to the new year. And it's almost over.

    • @normlord6357
      @normlord6357 9 років тому +2

      +lopfi lottfi this is easily the best thing Collage humour ever produced xD

    • @KevinGonzalez-xb8sq
      @KevinGonzalez-xb8sq 9 років тому

      a also like their precious plum series!

    • @pinksheep6777
      @pinksheep6777 9 років тому

      +lopfi lottfi 2016

    • @jazzylps7134
      @jazzylps7134 9 років тому +5

      It's 2016 and still laughing!

  • @gandhithegreat328
    @gandhithegreat328 6 років тому +235

    What a cruel and angry God!

  • @renaway6398
    @renaway6398 8 років тому +19

    Somewhere in this world, someone playing tetris; this exact distribution happened

  • @MizuhoChan
    @MizuhoChan 7 місяців тому +5

    Thanks for the reminder of this video Lewis, it's as great as I remember.

  • @tristanneal9552
    @tristanneal9552 5 років тому +220

    The Tetris God now searches for tributes. He wishes to watch them suffer in a battle royale... Tetris 99!

  • @MrCrazyduckz76
    @MrCrazyduckz76 8 років тому +463

    line piece
    Line Piece
    LINE PIECE!!!

  • @JukkaChannel
    @JukkaChannel 11 років тому +36

    Best College Humor sketch by far.

  • @itsukine
    @itsukine 2 місяці тому +2

    14 years later and this might still be my favorite video on the entire internet.

  • @Ventuswag
    @Ventuswag 10 років тому +59

    First line piece goes horizontally on the far right. The next ones go vertically to plug up the holes on the top row to clear that row. This allows for tetris with the last piece.

    • @kerbe3
      @kerbe3 10 років тому +9

      Yea but then the 5th piece wouldn't be another line piece it would be a squiggly or something.

    • @beachboss7320
      @beachboss7320 10 років тому +2

      i know amatures

    • @balinthajdu8868
      @balinthajdu8868 9 років тому

      no shit sherlock. :P
      Also, yeah, but then he couldve stacked it up real high, and only get a line piece if the entire thingy was full, therefore losing instantly when it appeared :D

    • @orangesoda4535
      @orangesoda4535 9 років тому

      As if to imply that the Tetris god would keep going with that if he saw that it wasn't working. Also, You'd have no idea which piece would come next, so I daresay you'd do the same.

    • @balinthajdu8868
      @balinthajdu8868 9 років тому +1

      Salem Andrada
      the proper version shows the next coming tho xP

  • @SNIperofDARKness02
    @SNIperofDARKness02 10 років тому +41

    I can't describe how good this video is..

  • @ItsDaKoolaidDude
    @ItsDaKoolaidDude 6 років тому +395

    I just .wav'd almost everything from Tetris God into my computer's system sounds. Now everytime I log off, he yells *_"LINE PIECE!!"_* and anytime I open a program *"SQUARE"*
    And any Errors/Notifications comes as _"T-block"_

    • @stormlemmington8436
      @stormlemmington8436 6 років тому +51

      When you get an email, does it yell *"REVERSE SQUIGGLY"* ?

    • @CompletelyAmorphous
      @CompletelyAmorphous 6 років тому +18

      Yes. Just. Yes.

    • @chuckytheman
      @chuckytheman 6 років тому +14

      I kind of want this.

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 5 років тому +23

      Tutorial with files please. I'll print a shirt with your face and build you an altar

    • @iceneko9170
      @iceneko9170 5 років тому +3

      this... oh god. XD

  • @Richie_Godsil
    @Richie_Godsil 2 роки тому +11

    Me: Chuckling to myself
    Coworker: What's so funny?
    1:59
    Me: You wouldn't get it...

  • @Stray0
    @Stray0 8 років тому +363

    How can Tetris be so funny? Wow!

    • @applehead2134
      @applehead2134 8 років тому +1

      magic
      and some funny scripts

    • @TheFuryGlitch
      @TheFuryGlitch 8 років тому

      If you think this is funny you should check out a genuinely funny sketch with it

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 7 років тому +1

      have you ever played? This is how we all felt at the high level when we were kicking ass but couldn't get that one piece that would make us look like a god. Then that was OK, but that one mistake.....the dude that objected to god was all of us

  • @guyofminimalimportance7
    @guyofminimalimportance7 6 років тому +755

    I believe the Romans did actually have a god of bricks.

    • @ValpasKankaristo
      @ValpasKankaristo 6 років тому +11

      Lmao

    • @timothyvelasquez1535
      @timothyvelasquez1535 6 років тому +24

      I think hephaestus was also the god of building in addition to smithing and metal working

    • @ninjascout1
      @ninjascout1 6 років тому +7

      @@timothyvelasquez1535 god of the forge
      Not metal working and building. I'm not sure there is a god of archetecture.

    • @SonofSethoitae
      @SonofSethoitae 6 років тому +23

      @@ninjascout1 the god of architecture would have been Vesta, goddess of the hearth. She more generally represented order and domesticity. So yes, there actually is a god for everything.
      Also, being god of the forge necessarily makes you the god of metal working.

    • @ninjascout1
      @ninjascout1 6 років тому +2

      @@SonofSethoitae I would safely say the god of the forge, is essentially the god of metal working. I know it's not completely the same, how ever what else would a forge god be in charge of in the forge. Where they make metal weapons and tools.

  • @NoShayminFeeding
    @NoShayminFeeding 7 років тому +388

    Boom Tetris for Jeff

  • @calebeno
    @calebeno 2 роки тому +10

    12 years later and this is still one of the greatest.

  • @TheSentientCloud
    @TheSentientCloud 8 років тому +39

    I play tetris for hours per day and I'm like. "I hope to the Tetris god he t-spins that..." and was so satisfied when they T-spinned it xD
    This video drove me crazy especially since the same blocks were different colors.
    Still though I'm addicted to Tetris

  • @HandKlotzLP
    @HandKlotzLP 10 років тому +239

    LIIINE PIIEECE!!!!!

    • @nopenope7885
      @nopenope7885 10 років тому +9

      square

    • @sandrosliske
      @sandrosliske 10 років тому +21

      joe terranova There is no place for a square!

    • @nopenope7885
      @nopenope7885 10 років тому +15

      Sandro Sliske square

    • @tafulcan
      @tafulcan 10 років тому +14

      joe terranova LORD YOU HAVE FORSAKEN US!

    • @nopenope7885
      @nopenope7885 10 років тому +4

      Can Tafulcan *looks at you* anvil

  • @justaheroforfun9544
    @justaheroforfun9544 3 роки тому +123

    There's better line delivery in this one skit than most movies nowadays
    Edit: haha _line_ delivery

  • @solamon77
    @solamon77 11 місяців тому +4

    I still think this is the funniest video game skit ever filmed. All this time and it still cracks me up!

  • @CrazyOctopus123
    @CrazyOctopus123 8 років тому +69

    The four line pieces used correctly would have removed the plug :)

    • @andrewmcginnis4149
      @andrewmcginnis4149 8 років тому +3

      +CrazyOctopus123 exactly

    • @JayJayM57
      @JayJayM57 8 років тому +3

      there was no where of knowing 4 line pieces would come in a row

    • @JayfeatherFan1000
      @JayfeatherFan1000 8 років тому +6

      It would still have been logical to lay the first one down so that the four gap on the far right would be filled, and then go from there.

  • @MuseOfTheMoose
    @MuseOfTheMoose 6 років тому +43

    This will always be one of my favorite sketches