Lines You Wouldn't Read In A Romantic Novel | Mock The Week

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  • Comedians come up with funny answers to this week's prompt in Scenes We'd Like To See.
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  • @archerlady
    @archerlady 4 роки тому +455

    I so love Milton's "You could make love" joke :D

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 4 роки тому +481

    “Darling,” he whispered, “Am I your first lover?”
    “But of course, my sweet,” she replied, “Why do you all ask the same question?”

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 роки тому +12

      "Because, my dear... you keep forgetting how terrible you are at remembering faces."

  • @eamonahern7495
    @eamonahern7495 4 роки тому +50

    "Let the D'arcys fondle the arseys" was my favourite 😂

  • @azar1354
    @azar1354 4 роки тому +152

    Katherine Ryan's joke was quite good 2:20

    • @vlad4evar
      @vlad4evar 4 роки тому +18

      Dara was HOWLING at that one, incredible

  • @liamroberts1458
    @liamroberts1458 3 роки тому +19

    Ed Gamble kills it in this one, LOL.

  • @davidmaxwaterman
    @davidmaxwaterman 4 роки тому +73

    You should do a list of the jokes that cause too much laughter for the next person....

  • @squireob
    @squireob 4 роки тому +81

    "Darling, I truly love you. Age and fitness mean nothing. The billions of pounds mean nothing."

  • @just-tess
    @just-tess 9 місяців тому

    Katherine killed it, Milton's Marjorie one really got me the first time though!

  • @Myeauxyoozi
    @Myeauxyoozi 4 роки тому +17

    Scrabble Joke is Genius.

  • @grahamnutt8958
    @grahamnutt8958 4 роки тому +247

    Eight inches...... didn't see that one coming..... 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 4 роки тому +57

    "How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. One...one-and-a-half...yeah, sorry, that's about it."

  • @30daymissionman
    @30daymissionman 4 роки тому +8

    “You don’t get many of them to the pound” 😂 😆

    • @gusheredia
      @gusheredia Рік тому

      Sorry, I didn't get that one. 🤷‍♂
      Would you mind explaining it to me?

    • @just-tess
      @just-tess 9 місяців тому

      same...

  • @thehootsforce4201
    @thehootsforce4201 4 роки тому +43

    And it was in that moment that she realised that she should have gone to Spec-Savers.

  • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
    @SamarIqbal1-2-1 4 роки тому +16

    Hugh: “Oh Blimey! You Don’t get them (🍉s) for a pound!” 1:46 😆😂😂😂

    • @BlueGlow26
      @BlueGlow26 4 роки тому +1

      Is this the Mr. Darcy joke? I don't quite get it... 😅
      Thank you

    • @just-tess
      @just-tess 9 місяців тому

      me neither...

  • @Mrc172
    @Mrc172 Рік тому +1

    Katherine Ryan's Camp X- Ray gets my vote. 😂

  • @SidneyBroadshead
    @SidneyBroadshead 4 роки тому +24

    *_Mock the Week_** (S14, Ep7)*
    Presenter: Dara O'Briain
    Team 1: Andy Parsons (captain), Katherine Ryan, Ed Gamble
    Team 2: Josh Widdicomb, Hugh Dennis (captain), Milton Jones.

  • @paperchain1239
    @paperchain1239 3 роки тому +2

    That Milton,he's on it

  • @scottfreckle237
    @scottfreckle237 3 роки тому +45

    Anything with Katherine Ryan in it is worth watching

  • @jonathanfraser321
    @jonathanfraser321 4 роки тому +20

    They skipped through the daffodils together. Oh FFS William cant you finish the poem yourself? said dorothy Wordsworth to her brother, william.

  • @DrMd-jr3xt
    @DrMd-jr3xt 4 роки тому +13

    This is possibly my favorite topic 😂😂😂

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 2 роки тому +3

    He stared into her dark eyes as they reflected the full moon on that cloudless night. “Our love can never be, my love, my parents are blinded with bigotry, they’ll never accept you, and I, together. Do not cry, my love, I shall not look back as I take my leave of you.”
    And off he walked, into that night as she watched him go.
    Then she lowered her head to the lush grass of the pasture and uttered, “Mooo!”

  • @decodolly1535
    @decodolly1535 4 роки тому +67

    Re-upload? Or am I now just totally confused between clips on YT and repeats on Dave?

    • @SingingSpock
      @SingingSpock 4 роки тому +12

      They do a lot of re-uploads

    • @chalet6863
      @chalet6863 4 роки тому +2

      There's one they uploaded two months ago called "Things you wouldn't read in a Romantic Novel."

  • @yaricerruti8039
    @yaricerruti8039 3 роки тому +2

    2:10 "tattoo of Chinese writing on her back"
    Hmm... I wonder who he was thinking of...

  • @dameragnelle
    @dameragnelle 4 роки тому +127

    I’m a simple woman. I see Katherine Ryan, i click

    • @lachlanchester8142
      @lachlanchester8142 4 роки тому +8

      Simp

    • @liamroberts1458
      @liamroberts1458 3 роки тому +1

      @@lachlanchester8142 Look at the name. The person who wrote that comment is called *Allegra.* OBVIOUSLY a woman's name... twit.

    • @mg-tn2ch
      @mg-tn2ch 3 роки тому

      @@liamroberts1458 women can simp dumb rock

    • @nakkadu
      @nakkadu 3 роки тому +1

      @@mg-tn2ch yeah but watching a comedian because you find them funny isn't being a simp now is it

  • @avaevathornton9851
    @avaevathornton9851 Рік тому

    Series 14, episode 7
    Original air date: The 10th of September 2015
    Contestants: Andy Parsons, Katherine Ryan, and Ed Gamble, (left), Josh Widdicombe, Hugh Dennis, and Milton Jones (right)

  • @si-mon
    @si-mon 4 роки тому +21

    Hugh's joke at 0:50 owes a little something to an old Tom Lehrer song.
    ua-cam.com/video/I9C2v1oLXQo/v-deo.html

    • @indigoziona
      @indigoziona 4 роки тому +2

      Ooh good, glad I'm not the only one who noticed :)

    • @bikeny
      @bikeny 3 роки тому +1

      Thank you for that.

  • @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1
    @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1 4 роки тому +7

    “Bend over, I’ll show you how it came!” 😊

  • @DavidOakesMusic
    @DavidOakesMusic 4 роки тому +63

    I like Ed Gamble's sarcastic and blunt delivery in these rounds but in the stand up round - his material is _so_ generic.

    • @ryancoombs3677
      @ryancoombs3677 4 роки тому +7

      By that do you mean he just shouts things that aren’t funny when you say them normally ?

    • @RatelHBadger
      @RatelHBadger 4 роки тому +8

      Shouldn't try to bang a beehive

    • @DavidOakesMusic
      @DavidOakesMusic 4 роки тому +3

      @@ryancoombs3677 Remember his 5 minutes on "haha my GF forgot someones name for a short time" routine ? Actually painfully un-funny. Having him as a friend would be unbearable - as the slightest thing you do wrong - it would be in a stand up bit the next day.

    • @TequilaToothpick
      @TequilaToothpick 4 роки тому +4

      I saw Ed live, he was fantastic.

  • @2KOOLURATOOLGaming
    @2KOOLURATOOLGaming 4 роки тому +2

    0:37 He's disturbed

  • @BedsitBob
    @BedsitBob 4 роки тому +5

    Maybe the tattoo said soup. 😊

  • @lemonsandlimes7691
    @lemonsandlimes7691 4 роки тому +3

    0:52 yoshikage Kira?

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 4 роки тому +44

    “What would like me to do now? she cooed.
    “It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again…”, he replied.

  • @RafaelSolaPACalsaverini
    @RafaelSolaPACalsaverini 3 роки тому +3

    I didn't get the "you don't get many of them to the pound" joke by Hugh. Might be because I'm not British and not a native English speaker.
    Can anyone help?

    • @just-tess
      @just-tess 9 місяців тому

      fraid not but I'd like to know too!

    • @NorthernSeaWitch
      @NorthernSeaWitch 3 місяці тому

      He was implying the breasts were very large, and as such, you wouldn't get many of them if you went by weight. He was likening it to buying fruits or vegetables by weight.

  • @nicole4589
    @nicole4589 4 роки тому +2

    What is that beep for

  • @andyshepart
    @andyshepart 4 роки тому +12

    He loved the breasts, the thighs... he was really into eating poultry.

  • @steves9250
    @steves9250 4 роки тому +1

    2:10 Riley Reid?

  • @gavinkummer8080
    @gavinkummer8080 Рік тому

    Wonder why😢

  • @dougaltolan3017
    @dougaltolan3017 3 роки тому

    That's a bloody big dead hamster.

  • @aaronallwood3562
    @aaronallwood3562 2 роки тому

    0:05-0:23 What A Perfect Line For a Romantic Novel!!!!
    0:35 Her Hamster Was Dead 0:44 Trying To bang A Beehive!!!!!!!!! The Best Mock The Week Ever!!!!! 1:15 - 1:23!! 1:26-1:37!!!!! 2:46-2:58

  • @mandemarcaine2480
    @mandemarcaine2480 4 роки тому +14

    8 inch hamster..... 😳

    • @punkwrestle
      @punkwrestle 4 роки тому +4

      That would be good for gerbiling or so I’ve heard!

  • @rn2511
    @rn2511 4 роки тому +2

    James Oh James where are you?!

  • @viola28
    @viola28 4 роки тому

    Kira Yoshikage

  • @JB_inks
    @JB_inks 3 роки тому +2

    Last night our lips touched underneath the clothes
    The silly cow, she crossed her legs, she barely broke my nose

  • @annmariebuscema6506
    @annmariebuscema6506 4 роки тому +1

    😂😂

  • @alistairrae9807
    @alistairrae9807 4 роки тому +6

    Oh yes nice to see again Cinderella but I am actually here for one of ugly stepsisters

    • @punkwrestle
      @punkwrestle 4 роки тому +2

      Just Goto Luton and you’ll find plenty.

  • @Sander2335
    @Sander2335 3 роки тому

    “Please Daragh let’s have this toast aux Brie n”

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 4 роки тому +1

    ''Do you feel the same why i do which is an absolute bellend?

  • @zefareu
    @zefareu 4 роки тому

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @codyhannahmary83
    @codyhannahmary83 4 роки тому +5

    Less than 500 views. Nice.

  • @cabuscus
    @cabuscus 3 роки тому

    katherine ryan😍

  • @mikesomes2951
    @mikesomes2951 4 роки тому

    Shall we kiss without masks........

  • @philipripper1522
    @philipripper1522 4 роки тому +4

    have more than one women on your show of 6 guests. Maybe even someone that isn't white. Who knows!

    • @hannahcorinne5388
      @hannahcorinne5388 4 роки тому +1

      They have non white and women comedians on here regularly...

    • @philipripper1522
      @philipripper1522 4 роки тому +2

      @@hannahcorinne5388 it's always 3 men to 1 woman. Ryan left the show because they refused to have more than 1 woman on the show at a time.

  • @timothyjames6412
    @timothyjames6412 4 роки тому +3

    Most of these people don't know the difference between a romantic novel and pornography.

    • @briansammond7801
      @briansammond7801 3 роки тому +2

      The topic is what you *WOULDN'T READ* in a romantic novel. I don't think you know how these topics work.

  • @brandonstokes-jackson4318
    @brandonstokes-jackson4318 4 роки тому

    First one 😂😂

  • @asherloat8570
    @asherloat8570 4 роки тому +4

    Seventh

  • @cattysplat
    @cattysplat 3 роки тому +1

    Many of these jokes wouldn't be allowed on TV today. Good thing we can still watch them here, for now.

  • @davemeads859
    @davemeads859 3 роки тому +2

    Some of Kathryn's jokes aren't as funny since she decided to sue Mock The Week because she was apparently a diversity hire I'm not sure giving someone a Job is a crime yet....

    • @Trek001
      @Trek001 3 роки тому +2

      Was that before or after she was warned over the womb joke?

    • @davemeads859
      @davemeads859 3 роки тому

      @@Trek001 i missed that one what did she say

    • @Trek001
      @Trek001 3 роки тому +3

      @@davemeads859 The panel on that episode were making jokes about immigrants and how they enter the country. Katherine made a comment about they are even sneaking in through the womb and then added that she's had her child in the UK to make sure it and any others she might have all get British passports
      Quite a few found that in bad taste

    • @davemeads859
      @davemeads859 3 роки тому +2

      @@Trek001 thanks she's a talentless hack the sooner she's forgotten the better

    • @Trek001
      @Trek001 3 роки тому +4

      @@davemeads859 Yeah... I like how she slags off the UK but refuses to go back to Canada unless she's terminally ill (there's an article about that online) and wants British passports for any and all children she has. I mean she was trying for a second kid just so she could breastfeed it on set
      And, well... If even Hugh dislikes her, there is no redemption

  • @spinynormanbest6410
    @spinynormanbest6410 4 роки тому +2

    Yeh....like uk border patrol arrest anyone

  • @markt1387
    @markt1387 2 роки тому +1

    Love Katherine Ryan - beautiful, smart, funny, oh - and married,
    oh ****!

  • @barrycardiss4851
    @barrycardiss4851 3 роки тому +1

    How she is called a comedian is beyond me..

  • @hugocotton8666
    @hugocotton8666 4 роки тому +3

    first

  • @TyTye
    @TyTye 3 роки тому

    Milton is the least funny person to have ever been on the show.

  • @HMOCreations1807
    @HMOCreations1807 2 роки тому

    😂😂😂