Lines You Wouldn't Read In A Romantic Novel | Mock The Week
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I so love Milton's "You could make love" joke :D
Or vole
Olev?@@ottr-life5511
“Darling,” he whispered, “Am I your first lover?”
“But of course, my sweet,” she replied, “Why do you all ask the same question?”
"Because, my dear... you keep forgetting how terrible you are at remembering faces."
"Let the D'arcys fondle the arseys" was my favourite 😂
Katherine Ryan's joke was quite good 2:20
Dara was HOWLING at that one, incredible
Ed Gamble kills it in this one, LOL.
You should do a list of the jokes that cause too much laughter for the next person....
"Darling, I truly love you. Age and fitness mean nothing. The billions of pounds mean nothing."
Said Melania Trump.
Katherine killed it, Milton's Marjorie one really got me the first time though!
Scrabble Joke is Genius.
Eight inches...... didn't see that one coming..... 😆😆😆😆😆
That's a really big hamster
Guinea Pig
@@SportyMabamba she said hamster
"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. One...one-and-a-half...yeah, sorry, that's about it."
“You don’t get many of them to the pound” 😂 😆
Sorry, I didn't get that one. 🤷♂
Would you mind explaining it to me?
same...
And it was in that moment that she realised that she should have gone to Spec-Savers.
Hugh: “Oh Blimey! You Don’t get them (🍉s) for a pound!” 1:46 😆😂😂😂
Is this the Mr. Darcy joke? I don't quite get it... 😅
Thank you
me neither...
Katherine Ryan's Camp X- Ray gets my vote. 😂
*_Mock the Week_** (S14, Ep7)*
Presenter: Dara O'Briain
Team 1: Andy Parsons (captain), Katherine Ryan, Ed Gamble
Team 2: Josh Widdicomb, Hugh Dennis (captain), Milton Jones.
That Milton,he's on it
Anything with Katherine Ryan in it is worth watching
Oh yes 😋
They skipped through the daffodils together. Oh FFS William cant you finish the poem yourself? said dorothy Wordsworth to her brother, william.
This is possibly my favorite topic 😂😂😂
Me too, this and James Bond movies :3
He stared into her dark eyes as they reflected the full moon on that cloudless night. “Our love can never be, my love, my parents are blinded with bigotry, they’ll never accept you, and I, together. Do not cry, my love, I shall not look back as I take my leave of you.”
And off he walked, into that night as she watched him go.
Then she lowered her head to the lush grass of the pasture and uttered, “Mooo!”
Re-upload? Or am I now just totally confused between clips on YT and repeats on Dave?
They do a lot of re-uploads
There's one they uploaded two months ago called "Things you wouldn't read in a Romantic Novel."
2:10 "tattoo of Chinese writing on her back"
Hmm... I wonder who he was thinking of...
I’m a simple woman. I see Katherine Ryan, i click
Simp
@@lachlanchester8142 Look at the name. The person who wrote that comment is called *Allegra.* OBVIOUSLY a woman's name... twit.
@@liamroberts1458 women can simp dumb rock
@@mg-tn2ch yeah but watching a comedian because you find them funny isn't being a simp now is it
Series 14, episode 7
Original air date: The 10th of September 2015
Contestants: Andy Parsons, Katherine Ryan, and Ed Gamble, (left), Josh Widdicombe, Hugh Dennis, and Milton Jones (right)
Hugh's joke at 0:50 owes a little something to an old Tom Lehrer song.
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Ooh good, glad I'm not the only one who noticed :)
Thank you for that.
“Bend over, I’ll show you how it came!” 😊
I like Ed Gamble's sarcastic and blunt delivery in these rounds but in the stand up round - his material is _so_ generic.
By that do you mean he just shouts things that aren’t funny when you say them normally ?
Shouldn't try to bang a beehive
@@ryancoombs3677 Remember his 5 minutes on "haha my GF forgot someones name for a short time" routine ? Actually painfully un-funny. Having him as a friend would be unbearable - as the slightest thing you do wrong - it would be in a stand up bit the next day.
I saw Ed live, he was fantastic.
0:37 He's disturbed
Maybe the tattoo said soup. 😊
0:52 yoshikage Kira?
“What would like me to do now? she cooed.
“It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again…”, he replied.
I didn't get the "you don't get many of them to the pound" joke by Hugh. Might be because I'm not British and not a native English speaker.
Can anyone help?
fraid not but I'd like to know too!
He was implying the breasts were very large, and as such, you wouldn't get many of them if you went by weight. He was likening it to buying fruits or vegetables by weight.
What is that beep for
He loved the breasts, the thighs... he was really into eating poultry.
2:10 Riley Reid?
Wonder why😢
That's a bloody big dead hamster.
0:05-0:23 What A Perfect Line For a Romantic Novel!!!!
0:35 Her Hamster Was Dead 0:44 Trying To bang A Beehive!!!!!!!!! The Best Mock The Week Ever!!!!! 1:15 - 1:23!! 1:26-1:37!!!!! 2:46-2:58
8 inch hamster..... 😳
That would be good for gerbiling or so I’ve heard!
James Oh James where are you?!
Kira Yoshikage
Last night our lips touched underneath the clothes
The silly cow, she crossed her legs, she barely broke my nose
😂😂
Oh yes nice to see again Cinderella but I am actually here for one of ugly stepsisters
Just Goto Luton and you’ll find plenty.
“Please Daragh let’s have this toast aux Brie n”
''Do you feel the same why i do which is an absolute bellend?
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Less than 500 views. Nice.
Laaaavley.
Now there's 19000. 👍🏼
katherine ryan😍
Shall we kiss without masks........
have more than one women on your show of 6 guests. Maybe even someone that isn't white. Who knows!
They have non white and women comedians on here regularly...
@@hannahcorinne5388 it's always 3 men to 1 woman. Ryan left the show because they refused to have more than 1 woman on the show at a time.
Most of these people don't know the difference between a romantic novel and pornography.
The topic is what you *WOULDN'T READ* in a romantic novel. I don't think you know how these topics work.
First one 😂😂
Seventh
Many of these jokes wouldn't be allowed on TV today. Good thing we can still watch them here, for now.
how old do you think this is?
Some of Kathryn's jokes aren't as funny since she decided to sue Mock The Week because she was apparently a diversity hire I'm not sure giving someone a Job is a crime yet....
Was that before or after she was warned over the womb joke?
@@Trek001 i missed that one what did she say
@@davemeads859 The panel on that episode were making jokes about immigrants and how they enter the country. Katherine made a comment about they are even sneaking in through the womb and then added that she's had her child in the UK to make sure it and any others she might have all get British passports
Quite a few found that in bad taste
@@Trek001 thanks she's a talentless hack the sooner she's forgotten the better
@@davemeads859 Yeah... I like how she slags off the UK but refuses to go back to Canada unless she's terminally ill (there's an article about that online) and wants British passports for any and all children she has. I mean she was trying for a second kid just so she could breastfeed it on set
And, well... If even Hugh dislikes her, there is no redemption
Yeh....like uk border patrol arrest anyone
Love Katherine Ryan - beautiful, smart, funny, oh - and married,
oh ****!
How she is called a comedian is beyond me..
first
Milton is the least funny person to have ever been on the show.
😂😂😂