Skyrim belongs to the Nords, haha there's the funny reference. Laugh. Also here's the link, xoxo love you. go.nordvpn.net/aff_c?offer_id=601&aff_id=59823
Hey Davey I wanted to know, did you download this copy of the game or did you use the actual disc? I have been wanting to play the Complete Collection version on my laptop but I don't know where to look┐( ∵ )┌
6:32 fun fact: the giant anteater uses its ridiculously fluffy tail as a blanket at night. It can also tear out a Jaguar’s throat with its massive claws. It reminds Jaguars of this by T-posing at them to show off said claws
Honestly... In some later Zoo Tycoon games, guests actually *do* swim in any given body of water and it's a right pain. I once made a Zoo that basically consisted out of a bunch of isles in a sea full of sharks and I ended up having to put up a bloody fence around all parts because the guests would otherwise happily yeet themselves into the shark-infested water.
You know you played a lot of the original Zoo Tycoon when you see penguins get placed during the apocalypse and you're like "Oh shit now it's getting real." For anyone who hasn't, there was a method in that game to turn penguins into genocidal monsters who would kill anything including dinosaurs.
At least in Roller Coaster Tycoon you could pick guests up and yeet them in a lake to drown them, or make an exploding roller coaster. What kind of Tycoon game is this where you can't kill anyone?
there were so many statements and claims in this video that made me burst out laughing. I love your content Mitten Squads and am with you on the road to 10k!
Was feeling pretty anxious/alarmed about halfway through the video and couldn't figure out why. Then I realized that the background was Frostpunk music. Pretty good effect tbh.
I really adore games that just make you feel like a morally terrible person. Not like "oh no, main character died! :(((", I mean "Wow you absolute asshole, you basically made a labor camp because your absolute failure of a 'workplace' was so terrible. Good one.".
"If your favourite animal is an anteater, you deserve to be bullied." Fr, anteaters are one of the most popular animals among pretentious modern hippies. Blame Salvador Dali.
6:19 Moosse are my favorurite animlls how could you insult them!!1!1 /s But on a serious note if the plural of goose is geese, then the plural of moose should be meese.
"But it is useless. I am this realm's god, and as such, I'll never allow them to get to experience death's sweet release. Animals. Humans. Despite their differences, they get to share one characteristic throughout the rest of eternity - they may all have mouths, but all they can ever hope to do in my infinite domain of despair is scream."
There are attack animations for most animals. Guests just reset afterwards, animals leave generic carcasses behind. ua-cam.com/video/X23PT-aLYK4/v-deo.html
So, not my favorite animals, but a fun fact about anteaters: Don't. Just don't. And Anteater is stronger than it looks, and has claws the size of short swords. If they stand up and spread their arms, they want a fight, not a hug. Do not approach the anteater when it t poses for dominance, it will swing its arms and your intestines will cease to reside in your body.
I like anteaters. No my most favourite but I think they are pretty cool Come at me Davey, bring in your gun show to my face if you dare (with some passive-aggressive monotone thought I will never see, cuz you can't see thoughts)
You know I was about to say "why is everybody commenting 2 months ago" because I'm so used to UA-camrs like this never posting or at least taking long breaks between and then I realize it was made two months ago
Skyrim belongs to the Nords, haha there's the funny reference. Laugh. Also here's the link, xoxo love you. go.nordvpn.net/aff_c?offer_id=601&aff_id=59823
You got a sponsor good job Davey!
How dare you. Skyrim belongs to her people. Stop right there criminal nordvpn.
wait a moment. Davey got a goddamn sponsor? hot damn
What is the link to the game?
Hey Davey I wanted to know, did you download this copy of the game or did you use the actual disc? I have been wanting to play the Complete Collection version on my laptop but I don't know where to look┐( ∵ )┌
In today's video, Davey decides to become the Allied Mastercomputer.
No no, it stands for Aggressive Menace!
@@Freelance170 Adaptive Manipulator!!
What about Active Menace?
Actually Markiplier*
@@ootdega This gave me a good chuckle.
6:32 fun fact: the giant anteater uses its ridiculously fluffy tail as a blanket at night. It can also tear out a Jaguar’s throat with its massive claws. It reminds Jaguars of this by T-posing at them to show off said claws
Honestly... In some later Zoo Tycoon games, guests actually *do* swim in any given body of water and it's a right pain. I once made a Zoo that basically consisted out of a bunch of isles in a sea full of sharks and I ended up having to put up a bloody fence around all parts because the guests would otherwise happily yeet themselves into the shark-infested water.
Honestly very accurate
I came here expecting war crimes.
Instead I got an infinite hellscape of endless mauling by teeth and claws without escape.
10/10 Davey, great work 👍
Cant have warcrimes if there is no war
@@philip8498 can't have crimes if there's no organized society.
The Frostpunk OST is so good for the foreshadowing. Holy flip the intensity of classic zoobuilding.
*discontent will rise greatly*
*hope will fall dramatically*
"If your favorite animal is an anteater, you probably deserve to be bullied."
Damn, Davey's comin' out swinging today.
ik, anteaters suck, but ardvarks on the other hand...
The giant anteater can and will kill a jaguars.
@@BarnyTD tbf ant eaters kill jaguars
You know you played a lot of the original Zoo Tycoon when you see penguins get placed during the apocalypse and you're like "Oh shit now it's getting real." For anyone who hasn't, there was a method in that game to turn penguins into genocidal monsters who would kill anything including dinosaurs.
I played the original but I never knew that. To be fair though I didn’t really have access to the internet.
Disclaimer. Davey is right. As a Patreon I do support eternal damnation
10:04 Nice “I have no mouth, and I must scream” reference. I see you took inspiration.
The ending Screams are music to Davey's ears
At least in Roller Coaster Tycoon you could pick guests up and yeet them in a lake to drown them, or make an exploding roller coaster. What kind of Tycoon game is this where you can't kill anyone?
I mean you can feed them to animals ( some will ignore them or toss em around but some will eat them
They fixed it in ZT2
Man I haven't played this game, but I'm here 1 minute after the video and good to get some high quality content
You heard of A.M . now get ready for D.G the Dangerous Genocider.
there were so many statements and claims in this video that made me burst out laughing. I love your content Mitten Squads and am with you on the road to 10k!
That may be the greatest ad read I’ve heard
Was feeling pretty anxious/alarmed about halfway through the video and couldn't figure out why. Then I realized that the background was Frostpunk music. Pretty good effect tbh.
I really adore games that just make you feel like a morally terrible person. Not like "oh no, main character died! :(((", I mean "Wow you absolute asshole, you basically made a labor camp because your absolute failure of a 'workplace' was so terrible. Good one.".
10:00 I have no mouth, but i must scream.
davey got himself a sponsor faster than the average high school student ends a relationship
i have no mouth and i must scream is a classy way to end the with ngl
dude i would just straight watch a play though of any game if you did it. i love you content style and execution :)
And here I was thinking that we would get a neat lawnmower review...
man this takes me back, i used to unleash dinosaurs on innocents in this game all the time as a kid
Didn't know I needed this but now I want more Zoo tycoon vids!
Tries to build a zoo, creates a new circle of hell instead.
I love the afterlife rant so much I might just clip it for my personal UA-cam channel.
Is it concerning I did this when I was 8 years old?
I'd say it is, but guess who did the exact same fucking thing when they were ~6 years old too. Maybe it's a sign.
Ending the video with the hate quote from I have no mouth and I must scream is a unique way of finishing it
Davey's been bingewatching baby seal videos.
I hope you keep the sponsorship going. I still have two years left on my current sub with nord
Such a clickbate tho, cuz no genocide actually appeared on my screen
what a smooth plug of a sponser. well done
The frostpunk ost blasting in the background though 😂😭😭
"If your favourite animal is an anteater, you deserve to be bullied."
Fr, anteaters are one of the most popular animals among pretentious modern hippies. Blame Salvador Dali.
6:19 Moosse are my favorurite animlls how could you insult them!!1!1 /s
But on a serious note if the plural of goose is geese, then the plural of moose should be meese.
but the plural *is* meese isn't it?
Literally just listened to Wendigoon's breakdown of that story, fantastic ending for the videos hahaha
"But it is useless. I am this realm's god, and as such, I'll never allow them to get to experience death's sweet release. Animals. Humans. Despite their differences, they get to share one characteristic throughout the rest of eternity - they may all have mouths, but all they can ever hope to do in my infinite domain of despair is scream."
how can someone program a game like this and not include visitor death by mauling as a possibility
There are attack animations for most animals. Guests just reset afterwards, animals leave generic carcasses behind.
ua-cam.com/video/X23PT-aLYK4/v-deo.html
So, not my favorite animals, but a fun fact about anteaters:
Don't. Just don't. And Anteater is stronger than it looks, and has claws the size of short swords. If they stand up and spread their arms, they want a fight, not a hug. Do not approach the anteater when it t poses for dominance, it will swing its arms and your intestines will cease to reside in your body.
6:30 true but like, the giant anteater can solo a tiger, that's very respectable
the frostpunk music tho
Where is the truck review Davey?
At the start: 'nice this guy is going to stretch the limits of this game'. At the end: 'ok this guy is probably crazy'
I remember doing this, but with using rope fences. Because it was funny guests wouldnt cross an effectively meaningless barrier bc rules
Are more genocide runs in the works? I really enjoyed this video
More than likely, it's always a fun time
How about the no war crimes monke video
10:00 Davey has no mouth but he must scream
woah that was dark
Davey's first sponsorship
Bug
i have no zoo and i must scream
I still have this game!! I’m 19 w wow I’ve had that since forever and this is so cool
Ah my favorite way to play this game a true man of culture.
I just use the money cheat Holding down shift or control and 4
I like anteaters. No my most favourite but I think they are pretty cool
Come at me Davey, bring in your gun show to my face if you dare (with some passive-aggressive monotone thought I will never see, cuz you can't see thoughts)
Very godd thumbnail
You know I was about to say "why is everybody commenting 2 months ago" because I'm so used to UA-camrs like this never posting or at least taking long breaks between and then I realize it was made two months ago
that was a really nice zoo too
I think in the Dino Digs you might be able to do this challenge.
The One True God
I can't focus on what you're saying, background music is too good. The Zoo must survive
I love that "workplace culture" comment.
Did you use Frostpunk music in the background?
The Zoo Must Survive
@@DaveyGunface just making sure I wasn't hallucinating. How long until we get FP genocidal monster?
@@FearTheCaboose1337 Isn't that just playing Frostpunk normally?
@@DaveyGunface that depends. You could do a challenge of some sort
Wondering if this game has a way more realistic mod to accomplish your develish plan...
Why didn’t you get the dinosaurs from the Jurassic park expansion?
This is probably as genocidal as you can get in this game
Screw it, you used Frostpunk ost in the background, that’s a subscribe from me
I have no mouth and I must scream
10:00 thank you AM
My boy got a sponsorship now UwU
Does the game tell you if guests get killed?
Check "anteaters in sweaters" you cheeky bastard, how can you insult those magnificent creatures ;(
The 7 dislikes are from people who's favorite animal is anteater
I don't mind the boos, if that's the case I've seen what makes them cheer and got it's terrible.
mitten squad?
Bro you literally just playing how i used to back in 2006
this is gold
6:31 is this a personal attack?
I know this old but i am genuinely mistaken Davey for Paul from Mitten's, again.
NordVPN watching this: o no
People can definitely die in zoo tycoon 2
I like anteaters because they have gutted people
isn't this everyone's first play of the game?
Gonk
Davey, you lied! There's no genocide here!
So basically can you beat zoo tycoon as graystillplayz
I'm guessing you had a bad day.
Sea Lions aren't seals, actually. They're cooler and smarter and know how to walk.
You seem to have a rather serious fixation on war crimes and genocide...that might be worth looking into.
ZA WARUDO!
Sea lions aren’t seals
Yay
Maybe, maybe I will get nordvpn
What the actual fuck did i just read?
Edit: What the actual fuck did i just watch?
He said the "N" word! (NordVPN ofc)
44 seconds ago, nice
Very sad I got banned from your discord
why does this guy sound exactly like mittensquad?
🙄