RhinoUSA 5/8” Hitch Pin Review and Picked

5/8” locking hitch pin by RhinoUSA (“Proudly made in America”) sold and advertised on Amazon with 5,000 four and five star reviews picked in less than 2 seconds with nothing more than a simple city rake. Key bitting is embarassing, no security pins, no anti-rotation springs, nothing. In all honesty a simple bent paperclip would probably yield similar results.
@LockPickingLawyer would be proud.