"Tell legte seine Strin in tiefe Runzeln" - "Häsch dini Ovo scho gha?" - "Sie gingen..." - "Wohin?!" - "Ja nach Altdorf!!" - "Aha, ja genau so gingen wir! Äh wo dure gahts?" - "Bim Vorhang links."
*smirk* A lot of it is practically impossible to translate, since Swiss humour is somewhat..slow and tends to work on rather odd levels. For example: at 01:10, when he says "Der Chrütlischwur!" he is adressing the oath the three(four) founding cantons(in US: states) made. However, its proper name is 'Rütlischwur(the 'Rütli' is a meadow overseeing Lake Uri). The reason why calling it "Chrütli' is funny, is because 'Chrütli' in Swiss German means 'herbs'. Plus, the c and h are a direct reference to 'Confoederatia Helvetica'(CH), Swiss Confederation. And that's not even scratching the surface^^
@@marcozg77 Chill. Please understand that my wish was to better understand the content of the sketch, not for everyone to speak English. It’s a desire to understand - not to demand conformity.
Ladys and Gentleman: W. Tell, or in Swiss German "Doofy Tell" put on stupid Glasses Every brave Swissmann and Swisswoman, every voluntarly Swisses and lot of diligent schoolkids, recab till today with pleasure at a significant Year of our history. Its the Year: 12 houndred and three....?! At a pretty Year. Listen folks, what efficient History writers are telling us. Long Time ago. Should have been Yesterday. There lived a nice peasent People, in the middle of High Mountains, deep Lakes, blue Forrests, green Fields and friendly whinnyng herds of Cows. Indeed, it was a dark Time and it was wet also. (Marco Rima steps by and make some "wet" Footstep Noises) 1. Capter: Rüttlischwuur (Marcello says "Chrütlischwuur" bcs. of Chrütli/Herbs and CH is Confederation Helvetica) As i told allready its still dark and wet. Stauffacher was the first. "fürwahr" (A german word means: For real) Here i am, Stauffacher the early riser. Did someone saw my hanger? Listen what my Fahters are telling you. I forgot it. This Words just faded away, the brave Juker from Affoltern reached the high Rüttli and told: "Good Morning dear Sportfriends on the TV's @ Home, it's a pleasure to greet you here for the great oath @ Chrüttli. (2 Times) Starting nr. 3: Rösselmann from URI 4 Baumgartner from Unterwalden at Position 5 the great outsider Fredy Schiller from the Bundesrepuplik Deutschland. In this sense "Benissimo". (An old Swiss TV Show where u can win 1 Million) So they stepped close together. bcs. it was wet and cold. And swored the Oath of conspired Sores. Next Time we will have a heating up here. No they didn't swore that. oh don't they.. Shut up and raise your Hands. So repeat after me: We want to be a people of only Brothers. What about Women's suffrage? Shut up. So they sweared in one Fort (Wort=Word) No, we all drive subarus up here. haha Chapter 2: The Tell Buaa bua bua bua bua bua buaa bua bua bua bua bu.. right in the Tennis elbow. Somewhere in the mountains at the same dark and wet time, lived Tell "How" With his Wife Hedwig. "Gugguseli" (means hello) And his firstborn Son Walther "That's me, yeah, that's me" One desolate Day, Tell spoke to his wife. "I'm missing the Arm when I'm missing the Gun" Schiller Page 54. 53, 54, 53, 54 Regardless, Son Walther rushed over: "Daddy can I come with you to the Chillbi (means: a village festival) in Altdorf" Tell frownd deebly: "have u already drunk your ovomaltine?" (Ovomaltine is a Chocolate powder to mix with Milk) They went. where? To Altdorf. Of course! So we went. Where do you go through? By the Curtain on the left. Thank you, your welcome, bye. 3. Scene, 3 Picture: Elevator Schindler (Schindler is an Elevator Company) As told manytimes its still dark, wet and cold. Little Walther enthusiastically licks the cotton candy, "Daddy watch the Hat on that Pole" Tell was amazed, "How so? Is Sale Today?" At this Moment came Vogt Gessler riding on "Jumi", the dark crack of mold from the Lippizaner stable. Frieshard the Hatkeeper said welcome to him: "hello, boss, there's such an idiot who doesn't want to salute your hat" Gessler was appalled, "Oh my, I'm disappointed. Whats the Name of this Idiot?" (ding bilingding di di di ding bilingding) :) "My Name is Bond, Willhelm Bond." Frieshard the hat boy has a brief idea: "let's do a boy shooting chef" ("Knabenschiessen" thats for young peoples who are in rifle clubs and want to mess with each other) Gessler was delighted, "Bravo Frieshard, bravo" Tell horrified, "I'd rather die than shoot my boy's head off an apple" not, "I would rather sneeze than apple my buttons on the liver" "It's good that nobody knows that I bumped into rumpelheinzchen" (Grimm Brothers) "raröödel leave your rödel rödel, your dumplings on the döödel" (typical for Marco Rima) Gessler prevails: "Tell don't be a spoilsport" Tell totally deperate: "don't push me, i cant, i want, should i?" meanwhile, little Walther bravely puts the watermelon on his head. But Tell, secretly sticks a second arrow in his jerkin. Berna, from Appenzell, threw herself in between Tell and Gessler. "so stop in God's name! override me but spare the boy. Or the other way around" Gessler showed mercy and overran her. But don't worry: "The Lady was: Allianz insured" (Allianz is an insurance company) Don't laugh. Now it's getting exciting. A shot was fired, Tell was arrested, he didn't have a hunting license. Gessler no "you", Walther can't be alone. whereupon loic, Gessler's authorized representative, fetched him and clubbed him down. For a deep healthy sleep. (from a commercial) 4. Elevator, 1 Scene: Storm on the lake of Urnen It thundered the Thunder "debumdibumbum" lightning flashed "deblitzflaschdeblitzblitz" it rained rain. "iräätscheblööfediplätsche...?! :)" the helmsman sails. ("schifft" is shipping and also pissing in swiss german. thats why he makes noise of a zipper) "If it rains above and pisses down below, the Valser wather is good." (Valser is a swiss Water Bottle Company) bravely tell got up and stumbled over the edge of the boat. "Here I am the Bündnerplatte." (A Plate in a Restaurant that comes with Meat, Cheese, Fruits and Vegetables.) "I mean the Tells Plate, think i shit myself" 3. Scene: Its wet Gessler is looking for the cavity Alley. Tell behind a Bush. "For Hakle (a toilet paper Company) wet" "For true here i am again" "through these bald trousers he has to gas" "theres no other way to Leutschenbach, i mean Küssnacht" He's wrong there's a piggyback, the Train2000 and Adolf Ogi (An old federal Council) "Congrats Göögi eh Dölfi" (based on Adolf Hitler) Aha right, the rabbit is hopping, the birds are chirping, Gessler comes! "Gessler here I am the hollow one" "i mean i gases" "to be or not to be" But Tell that's from Shakespeare. "I don't like Beer" "Now it's your turn you Omlet" (like a Pancake) Hamlet! Shot is fired "Wait who was that? that wasn't my shit! Shot!" And so Gessler was killed by Schiller. Wait a minute I can't keep up The Curtain falls. "Blast my shoes, i toof you" The End.
Für alli Millennials: die Kulisse isch vonere Quizshow namens Tell-Star, moderiert vom Beni 'National' Thurnheer... gwünnsumme so um die 5-7 tussig stutz
Immer wieder krieg ich einen Lachkrampf. Und das beim 1000mal anschaun. :)
Zu geil wo i das zum erste mal gseh han fast it hose gseicht vor lache
Ich au
"Tell legte seine Strin in tiefe Runzeln" - "Häsch dini Ovo scho gha?" - "Sie gingen..." - "Wohin?!" - "Ja nach Altdorf!!" - "Aha, ja genau so gingen wir! Äh wo dure gahts?" - "Bim Vorhang links."
Weizen
"Aber Tell, das ist doch von shakespear!"
"Ich mag kein Bier!"
Genial!!!! =)
Bi 5:16 fangt so richtig der rima-style a! eifach richtig toll isch das.
ich finde dieses video immer noch lustig.
schade gibt es marcocello nicht mehr
Someone needs to add subtitles to this, because this is quite genious, although I can only see their mouths move spewing SCHEMTTERLING!!!
*smirk* A lot of it is practically impossible to translate, since Swiss humour is somewhat..slow and tends to work on rather odd levels.
For example: at 01:10, when he says "Der Chrütlischwur!" he is adressing the oath the three(four) founding cantons(in US: states) made. However, its proper name is 'Rütlischwur(the 'Rütli' is a meadow overseeing Lake Uri). The reason why calling it "Chrütli' is funny, is because 'Chrütli' in Swiss German means 'herbs'. Plus, the c and h are a direct reference to 'Confoederatia Helvetica'(CH), Swiss Confederation.
And that's not even scratching the surface^^
Please accept that not everyone is talking english. There is still more than enough content available in your native language.
@@marcozg77 Chill. Please understand that my wish was to better understand the content of the sketch, not for everyone to speak English. It’s a desire to understand - not to demand conformity.
Ladys and Gentleman:
W. Tell, or in Swiss German "Doofy Tell"
put on stupid Glasses
Every brave Swissmann and Swisswoman, every voluntarly Swisses and lot of diligent schoolkids, recab till today with pleasure at a significant Year of our history. Its the Year: 12 houndred and three....?! At a pretty Year.
Listen folks, what efficient History writers are telling us.
Long Time ago. Should have been Yesterday.
There lived a nice peasent People, in the middle of High Mountains, deep Lakes, blue Forrests, green Fields and friendly whinnyng herds of Cows.
Indeed, it was a dark Time and it was wet also.
(Marco Rima steps by and make some "wet" Footstep Noises)
1. Capter: Rüttlischwuur (Marcello says "Chrütlischwuur" bcs. of Chrütli/Herbs and CH is Confederation Helvetica)
As i told allready its still dark and wet.
Stauffacher was the first. "fürwahr" (A german word means: For real) Here i am, Stauffacher the early riser. Did someone saw my hanger?
Listen what my Fahters are telling you.
I forgot it.
This Words just faded away, the brave Juker from Affoltern reached the high Rüttli and told: "Good Morning dear Sportfriends on the TV's @ Home, it's a pleasure to greet you here for the great oath @ Chrüttli. (2 Times)
Starting nr. 3: Rösselmann from URI
4 Baumgartner from Unterwalden
at Position 5 the great outsider Fredy Schiller from the Bundesrepuplik Deutschland.
In this sense "Benissimo". (An old Swiss TV Show where u can win 1 Million)
So they stepped close together. bcs. it was wet and cold. And swored the Oath of conspired Sores.
Next Time we will have a heating up here.
No they didn't swore that.
oh don't they..
Shut up and raise your Hands.
So repeat after me:
We want to be a people of only Brothers.
What about Women's suffrage?
Shut up.
So they sweared in one Fort (Wort=Word)
No, we all drive subarus up here. haha
Chapter 2: The Tell
Buaa bua bua bua bua bua buaa bua bua bua bua bu.. right in the Tennis elbow.
Somewhere in the mountains at the same dark and wet time, lived Tell "How"
With his Wife Hedwig. "Gugguseli" (means hello)
And his firstborn Son Walther "That's me, yeah, that's me"
One desolate Day, Tell spoke to his wife.
"I'm missing the Arm when I'm missing the Gun" Schiller Page 54.
53, 54, 53, 54
Regardless,
Son Walther rushed over: "Daddy can I come with you to the Chillbi (means: a village festival) in Altdorf"
Tell frownd deebly: "have u already drunk your ovomaltine?" (Ovomaltine is a Chocolate powder to mix with Milk)
They went.
where?
To Altdorf.
Of course! So we went. Where do you go through?
By the Curtain on the left.
Thank you, your welcome, bye.
3. Scene, 3 Picture: Elevator Schindler (Schindler is an Elevator Company)
As told manytimes its still dark, wet and cold.
Little Walther enthusiastically licks the cotton candy, "Daddy watch the Hat on that Pole"
Tell was amazed, "How so? Is Sale Today?"
At this Moment came Vogt Gessler riding on "Jumi", the dark crack of mold from the Lippizaner stable.
Frieshard the Hatkeeper said welcome to him:
"hello, boss, there's such an idiot who doesn't want to salute your hat"
Gessler was appalled, "Oh my, I'm disappointed. Whats the Name of this Idiot?"
(ding bilingding di di di ding bilingding) :)
"My Name is Bond, Willhelm Bond."
Frieshard the hat boy has a brief idea:
"let's do a boy shooting chef" ("Knabenschiessen" thats for young peoples who are in rifle clubs and want to mess with each other)
Gessler was delighted, "Bravo Frieshard, bravo"
Tell horrified,
"I'd rather die than shoot my boy's head off an apple"
not,
"I would rather sneeze than apple my buttons on the liver"
"It's good that nobody knows that I bumped into rumpelheinzchen" (Grimm Brothers)
"raröödel leave your rödel rödel, your dumplings on the döödel" (typical for Marco Rima)
Gessler prevails: "Tell don't be a spoilsport"
Tell totally deperate:
"don't push me, i cant, i want, should i?"
meanwhile, little Walther bravely puts the watermelon on his head.
But Tell, secretly sticks a second arrow in his jerkin.
Berna, from Appenzell, threw herself in between Tell and Gessler.
"so stop in God's name! override me but spare the boy. Or the other way around"
Gessler showed mercy and overran her.
But don't worry: "The Lady was: Allianz insured" (Allianz is an insurance company)
Don't laugh.
Now it's getting exciting. A shot was fired, Tell was arrested, he didn't have a hunting license.
Gessler no "you", Walther can't be alone.
whereupon loic, Gessler's authorized representative, fetched him and clubbed him down. For a deep healthy sleep. (from a commercial)
4. Elevator, 1 Scene: Storm on the lake of Urnen
It thundered the Thunder
"debumdibumbum"
lightning flashed
"deblitzflaschdeblitzblitz"
it rained rain.
"iräätscheblööfediplätsche...?! :)"
the helmsman sails.
("schifft" is shipping and also pissing in swiss german. thats why he makes noise of a zipper)
"If it rains above and pisses down below, the Valser wather is good." (Valser is a swiss Water Bottle Company)
bravely tell got up and stumbled over the edge of the boat.
"Here I am the Bündnerplatte." (A Plate in a Restaurant that comes with Meat, Cheese, Fruits and Vegetables.)
"I mean the Tells Plate, think i shit myself"
3. Scene: Its wet
Gessler is looking for the cavity Alley.
Tell behind a Bush.
"For Hakle (a toilet paper Company) wet"
"For true here i am again"
"through these bald trousers he has to gas"
"theres no other way to Leutschenbach, i mean Küssnacht"
He's wrong there's a piggyback, the Train2000 and Adolf Ogi (An old federal Council)
"Congrats Göögi eh Dölfi" (based on Adolf Hitler) Aha right, the rabbit is hopping, the birds are chirping,
Gessler comes!
"Gessler here I am the hollow one"
"i mean i gases"
"to be or not to be"
But Tell that's from Shakespeare.
"I don't like Beer"
"Now it's your turn you Omlet" (like a Pancake)
Hamlet!
Shot is fired
"Wait who was that? that wasn't my shit! Shot!"
And so Gessler was killed by Schiller.
Wait a minute I can't keep up
The Curtain falls.
"Blast my shoes, i toof you"
The End.
I tried to.
"ja servus chef da 's e trottel de wuot de huet ned grüesse"
tönt geil xD
Das verstehen nur Leute mit Humor ;)
schwizergschicht ir 5. klass. zerst was dr lehrer mit üs macht isch a kasetta vu dem laufa loh 😂
So viu Glück hei mer nid gha..drfür het er aber bi jedere Glägeheit es Zitat vo dene zweene bracht. Öps passt het oder nid.😂
@@FelisTerras So guat :D
Hier bin ich, die Tellsplatte! Ou wart ich han id hose gschisse. Eifach sooo geil!!
Der geilste Sketch der ich je gesehen habe
Marco Rima und Marcello Weber send eifach genial!
wir errinnern uns gerne an das jahr 17 hundert dededede........ AN ein schönes Jahr...!
Soo geil >.
"Lieber möcht ich sterben als den Kopf meines Knaben vom Apfel zu schiessen" xD
Wie lang ist's her....
und wiiiiiiiiieee geil war es doch !
HALT!! DAS WAR NICHT MEIN GESCHISS!
ÄHHH! GESCHOSS! ^^
drenge mich nicht ich kann nicht ich will nicht...
söl i he?😂
Eifach geil - mues jedesmol wiider grinse xD
Scho so
Mikel hahahhaaha
fööööre düüüfe gsuuunde schlooof XDXDXD
wenns obe schifft und unde seicht = sisch guet s Walserwasser! XDXD
Unglaublich eifach unglaublich guät.......
harte throwback :D damals ide primar glost und hüt 29i ;D zuefällig nach irgendwie 15jahr oderso wieder drübergstolperet.
für wahr hier bin ich, stauffacher der frühaufsteher.. hett öpert mi chleiderbögel gseh? :D
ja Servus Chef, da sans so zwei deppen, die wollns den hut net Grießen ;D
Das verstehen nur Schweizer
bisch du au en schwiizer
Ausserdem ist es von Vorteil, ein gewisses Alter zu haben, um all die Werbespot-Gags zu verstehen.
und d' usländer i de schwiz ;)
@@markojurkovic5795 wer das verschtaht isch Schwiizer - chamer au als Iibürgerigstescht verwändä
Stimmt bin übrigens ein Schweizer
Wenn's bloss von sowas heute noch ne VHS zu kaufen gäbe... DVD wäre sowieso zu viel verlangt.
wahrlich legendär, schad hät sich cabaret Marcocello churz druufabe ufglöst. Danke für diä erinnerige
was isch mit em frauestimmrächt?
weiss nöd XD
Das fraged mir üs no hütt 😂
STOOOOP!!!! Ich kann nicht mehr xDDDD LACHFLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¨¨ x^DDDDDDDD
Schwiizer Kulturguet :'D
Da isch eso geil. i sterb jedes mol wider vor lachä
denn die dame war allianz versichert
Braaaavo gögi 😂
My Name Is Bond Wilhelm Bond
Hammer :)
Geil ,voll lustig
Herrlich
Rablödel lass deine Knödel auf den dödel xD epic video
nei da obe fahred alli Subaru hähä 😂😂
Lach mich immer noch jedes mal kaputt...😂
BRAVO GÖGI !!
6:43 isch huere lustig.
Echt witzig! :D
Aber esch eigentlich scho mal öbberem anderem ufgfalle, dass es paar Sache vo ehne ähnlich be Divertimento vorchömed? ^^
So geil (^_^) lol
3:03 😂😂😂 ich lach mich kapputt😂😂🙈
Das ist soooooooooooo lustig
Immer wenn er die Brülle aaleit, töt's mi vor Lachä xD
Zu geill
fredlech wieherndi chuehärde😂😂
guten morgen liebe sportfreunde zuhause an den bildschirmen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
Soooo geil :-)
Yay so geil
Legende.
......lebt tell: "HAU"
hahah i verrecke
hahah^^ "hesh dini ovo sho gha???" haaaaaaammmmer!!!!!xD
omg i liebes eifach nor!xD 2:21 geile bleck fom marcelloxD 'schiller site 54' - '53...' - '54...' - ...x)
'häsh diini ovo sho gha''es
'es donnern die donner!' - 'bumbumdibumbum' - 'es blitzen die blitze!' - ' blitz fläsh di blitz blitz' - 'es regnete regen!' - ' äplätschedi tröfeldiplätsch' hahahhahaha
Marcocello sooo geil!!! hahahahaha xDDD
>>und schwörten den Schwur der verschwörten Geschwürte
Ja Servus Chef do is a Trottel wo will de Hoat ned griassn 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha sehr lustig
my name is bond wilhelm bond XDDDD
Eifach hammer de rima 😆
wen's obe schift und unte seicht isch guets valser wasser.
de het so e stimm aber ja u no viel üebe
hier bin ich die Bündner äh die tellsblatte
3:43 Wie brengt er die Stemm ane?
legendär
@sfarchiv, @SchweizerFernsehen, Wann und wo genau lief diese Darbietung? Vielen Dank.
for langer zeit es solte gestern gewesen sein:)
Halt wer war das..??... das war nicht mein Geschiss..eh Geschoss..=D
so geil.. mau richtigs schwiizerdütsch..
Marcocello sooo geil!!! hahahahaha xDDD
OMG unser lehrer ha gesagt wir sollen des anschaun und omg jez hab ich des echt angeschaut und des is ja sooo ein ....BEEEEP xDD
eifach genial :))
Da bini aber entteischt. Jo wie heisst er denn der depp?
: )
Wär isch o us der Schweiz 🇨🇭?
Wuahaha! Das ich das emol z gse überchum het i nid denkt!Hammer!
ou ich het jez so gern glese was do gstande isch. :-)
De Rima isch und bliibt genial,,,,,ehrlich....
Gessler hier bin ich der Hohle XDXDXD
2:55 Nei dobe fahret mo alli Subaru
xD
ich habe die dvd! (marcocello) im a Marcoholic:-) habe ihn schon oft live gesehn! unschlagbar!!!!
Äi papi darf i au mit cho uf d altdorferchilbi ?
Häsch dini ovo scho ka?
an ein schönes jahr ;DD
han es program wo ich das chan abelade mälde di per mail.
wenns no bruchsch chani ders downloade.
gruess
super!
😂😂😂😂😂 weiss öpper i wellem Jahr das gsi isch?
@maadischtott
Looooooooool du suchst den Originaltext? Das hier IST der Originaltext! :D
Laider geil au wenns alt isch hahaha nai do obä fahrä alli subaru ^^
Für alli Millennials: die Kulisse isch vonere Quizshow namens Tell-Star, moderiert vom Beni 'National' Thurnheer... gwünnsumme so um die 5-7 tussig stutz
😂😂😂ech cha nömm
Uf de Site 53 und 54 chunnt de Tell gar nid vor. :-)
*best tell ever!*
wie alt ist den das?
haha geil XD
Die Bahn 2000 gabs ja auch schon vor dem jahre 1998 ;-)
Juhubiläum geilschti Platte :D
Ich als Deutscher verstehe manchmal gar nix. Die Schweizern hin und wieder sehr extrem :D.
Aber trotzdem sehr lustig !
Ich habe eine CD von denen! gruss aus der Schweiz von Dominic4633
Çok güzel ya ❤️
bravo gögiii😂😂
Hei dä hämer i dä schuäl gluägät
017 Wilhelm Bond
Und sin kolleg dä 007 James Bond
Omlet. HAMLETT!
Hallo hat jemand den Text zu diesem Video gefunden ?
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