HasanAbi Thinks His Job Is Harder Than Yours | Fear&
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00:00:00 - Intro / Group problems
00:04:24 - No one wants to sleep with each other on the pod
00:05:36 - literally not inviting marche to the emo stream
00:08:08 - austin's tub show is out
00:13:31 - qt cinderella saw a bug
00:16:47 - tacobell x silicone lubricant
00:19:50 - bottom friendly foods
00:22:35 - you can't judge a pug if you look like a pug
00:24:46 - hasan's job is harder than a real job
00:29:12 - qt cinderella wants to be a vtuber
00:32:10 - one piece is hasans taylor swift
00:34:04 - breakup with your therapist (because im bored)
00:36:44 - mormon trad wives are in
00:43:35 - delivery apps are really expensive - rich streamers
00:45:40 - baby names I like but wont be using "slim easy smith"
00:53:50 - scammers kinda smart for this one ngl
00:55:50 - theyre selling being mormon pretty well
01:01:45 - modern day sonic
#hasanabi #qtcinderella #podcast
QT claiming that nobody on the pod wants to sleep with each other like Hasan and Will don't exist is kinda fucked up.
She said wants, not currently sleeping together.
Shes leaking the break-up :( 😢😢😢😢
/s
@@jessjess23brooks89 Just because they are currently doing it doesn't mean they don't WANT to do it (more).
Kinda weird thing to say when you have a bf
@@TacomaTowers It's not that serious dawg.
QT is right. For a room of attractive people who talk about sex a lot they have negative amounts of sexual tension on this podcast lmao.
It reminds me of Always Sunny
Fear & isn’t in my regular podcast rotation but it’s super funny how much bickering there is
Fear& is like that family everyone knew of growing up with all siblings that were somehow insanely attractive because the parents just had strong genes
Lmao thats the good part about this podcast
the funny thing any sexual tension that comes up is between hasan and will 😭😭
Poor Will Neff. Guy broke his ribs in a self suck accident :(
second time today, so sad.
Oh thank god he's ok, I heard he died in a tragic self suck accident
@@OneMediocreGamer he actually died just now, he went for another round 😢
Gosh, not again. :(
No. No. He broke his ribs for the self suck, the accident was something else.
Marche trying to get Hasan killed with the title
Marche: gotta make that dollar bru, not sorry.
Whatever happened to Ostonox's Hasan PR Year 😂
Hasan is a moron
@@aleks-33that failed when announced lol
@@aylynnryanalexiprobably a troll from him talking about his social battery
QT thinking about organizing a family dinner every Sunday after realizing all these LA streamers never get a good home cooked meal is so wholesome and sweet ❤
That would be so nice c:
Taylor would agree
QT:*Sees slugs in spring*
Also QT: "...so now I don't know if I have schizophrenia"
You're honestly just lying to yourself and others if you're claiming this exact sequence of events and thought process has never happened to you.
@@andreajoan7193i don't get what you're point is
12:38 no i’m fucking dying it literally looks like austin was captured by ISIS and is being forced to make a gay hostage video lighting and all
😂😂😂😂😂
Allah be with him
😭😭😭😭
Austin having an existential crisis about what lube to use and asking whether it causes cancer. Then cutting to QT dissociating, while Hasan is fixing his hair, seemingly both not giving a fuck about Austin, was a great moment.
Kaya on QTs lap is like shooting serotonin directly into my brainstem
cutest outro/patreon sneak peak of all time
Really loving QT's Doflamingo cosplay this episode
We’re making it out of Thriller Bark with this one Boyes 🔥❤️🔥🔥
Hasan is evil? Austin is righteous? These terms have always changed throughout the course of history! Kids who have never seen peace and kids who have never seen war have different values! Those who stand at the top determine what's wrong and what's right! This very place is neutral ground! Justice will prevail, you say? But of course it will! Whoever wins this fuck-off becomes justice!
😂😂😂
Whatever that is, QT is annoying as hell
@@northalabama2264 start your own podcast then…
Not qt's story about ludwig stealing emo valor being immediately cut off
I love listening to Wine About It as a complementary podcast.
And yet we got the whole slug story lmao.
Then they bitch she never brings the juice lmao. These guys istg
hassan cant get the eye liner and tattoos off because its not a phase but a life style
"does water get in the lips" and "but you can't use soap down there right" are all you need to know about this episode 😂
As usual with QT, WAY TMI
Peak conversation starters
@@northalabama2264as if vaginal health is the most TMI thing that’s occurred on this podcast 💀
@@northalabama2264those aren’t even quotes from QT… they were Austin 😂 QT just has to be in the room for it to be TMI to you
@@LiveOutLoud321LITERALLY
Fr QT these jocks out here stealing emo valor. They weren't in the trenches in 2007 listening to Love Like Winter, wearing ultra-tight jeans, & letting their girlfriends put makeup on them at the beginning of the school day in rural Idaho.
Worked two jobs so far. McDonald's for 7 1/2 years and now at a steel fabrication shop for 10 years. I'd rather do the manual labor than deal with the customer service.
Customer service sucks!!
I went from retail to a warehouse and I'd rather move 80lb subwoofers all day every day.
I do manual labor (metalwork) on farms all across europ. I get the labor and the customer service, just with added cow, chicken, horse and pig shit.
Fun job tho.
I worked night stocking shit at Lowe's I had to do customer service one time because we where working late and customers where actually there. That shit was a nightmare.
The thing that sucks about my job is the time sink. I can't just say oh I'm tired, I'm going home. Hassan doesn't have to do a 9hr stream. I have heard bigger steamers say a 4-6hr stream is perfect. After that people really aren't paying attention anymore.
QT is so effortlessly funny. She just structures her sentences in a very comedic way.
Girl autism in action
YOOOO. i am actually CRYING with tears running down my face laughing at Pepper, Penn, and Peter Piker pickin' a peck of pickled peppers.
qts facepalm into the mic right after he said that has me wheezing lmaoooo
Yo, stop making fun of my son, Penis. 😂
this is the most unhinged conversation to have in the first three minutes. 😭
I came straight from a cosy Wine About It pod with Lilypichu and got fuckin whiplash
Ordering 2 separate things of lube AND Taco Bell is so damn wild. The delivery person going no bag is crazy too lmao
Right, it’s not even Christmas yet
From the superbowl arc to streamer awards to hasan job drama. Fear& 2024 is 10/10 so far
“Im gonna tell you something. Me and marche don’t fuck with you today”💀
“Marche you gotta bleep that out” happens at least once an episode
"the whole family is back together forever" lasted 1 week
Ever since someone pointed it out i cannot stop noticing how much austin has trump-ish mannerisms
that impressions a little _too_ good sometimes..
"we dont have a cute vibe or anything" THATS THE BEST PART ABOUT IT. Your vibe is fully unique natural and beautiful ❤️. I like how you switch between "horny supportive", "random violent takedown", "trauma dumping" and "unhinged neurosis". Thats why you are the only pod i listen to.
Bro called him an elephant like a week ago and then hits him with "you look pregnant?"
Wild
"Stop making fun of my son's name, we ran out of P names. We were hoping for a girl and she was gonna be Penelope..."
The title of today's episode 😭
On a Monday too..
It's just to get ahead of the drama
QT: "They put lemon curd on it I was like shit" Hasan: "I hate that" QT: "No I like that" Hasan: "That's what I meant" 🤣
lol Hasan’s shirt in the thumbnail
Lmao I just realized 😭
Kaya looking back. Judging him
💀
This podcast is like watching the cool cousins hang out on nanas screened in porch during the family gathering
Yeah but in mansions
"My carbon footprint is a fraction of Taylor Swifts" 44:55
The way I just looked after that quote and felt like QT and I were making judgey eye contact felt perfect
kaya is just way too cute, i hope fear & does a dog special with kaya as the guest and they just talk about her for an hour
"you need a mom in your life" 💀
The “I chimed in” meme gives me life. Love these 2000s emo boys. Especially Marche who is the most emo 2000s boy
Hasan saying he’d be a good therapist, yet not knowing what to do when Austin broke down in the middle of the podcast is wild
To be honest, that's like the most therapist irl response ever.
at what time stamp does Austin have breakdown
@@klepsz8154 they never showed it publicly but they talked about it in a past video. I think it’s the one where they’re in the yard podcast set
QT might have gotten her identity stolen but to be fair it didn’t help that she was a bottle deep with Prezoh and filming Wine About It when it happened 🤣🤣
Wait this happened on wine about it? What ep??
@@aurelien5747 It was the Prezoh episode a few months ago. Most of the call is recorded and on their patreon. They were in a super silly drunk mood and honestly the scammer just had perfect timing 😭
@@aurelien5747The Prezoh ep a few months ago. Some of the phone call is on their patreon.
@@aurelien5747 Yep! The Prezoh guest episode. Some of the phone call is behind the paywall 😂
The cock talk to QT Mormon lore dumping pipeline is crazy
I was dreading Monday and forgot about the weekly Fear& upload, now my day is better
Tall Brendan Urie, Doflamingo, and Young Straight John Travolta
The stars aligned just right to have QT and Austin gang up on Hasan this episode and it is beautiful.
ICANT I love yall embracing the drama 😂
This episode just felt right, so chill but still funny. Love it when Qt talks more
I watched the stream live.
All he was talking about is not being able, or wanting to socialise after spending 9hrs constantly talking to his chat and doing commentary, that's all it was.
It's been blown up into this big thing and its just silly.
The issue is he ALSO oversimplified and generalized his feelings into a bad take and then created a slightly less general argument for it that was also not true for majority of people. If he would’ve just kept it to what he was specifically going through instead of framing it as a “take” for no reason none of this would’ve happened.
Its cause he compared it to actual jobs which is dumb
@@dre27321get help
QT has me belly laughing so much every ep! and I know the link between Australian Pagan Hippies and USA Mormons is kinda wild. I grew up in the "Rainbow Region" of Aus and everyone I know growing up have names like everyone that was said. I was annoyed my named was so normal when I was little haha. The life styles are so similar but different at the same time. and the 'Crunchy Mums' trend, that is just how people lived around this area since the 70s. Only with less judgment and more dancing naked in the forest... my mind is blown
QT looks like Alexis from Schitt’s Creek in this episode I luv it
Austin’s right. As soon as I saw Hasan wasn’t in frame at the beginning I immediately clicked out.
Lmao yes. I sometimes see ppl in the comments here talk sh*t about Hasan, saying he talks too much & that pod would be better without him, but honestly, at least for me this podcast wouldn't be the same without him. I love them all, but Hasan's still my favorite.
Me but when QT isn’t there
@@wishzkno one has ever said this without a concussion
@@wishzkhow old are you?
I love all of them so much! Sad to hear about Will's self-suck injury
RIP to a real one. Again. 🙏
all of hastwt collectively got retraumatized from the title
49:00
I very slowly left the mormon church. What made me quit completely was a phone call. I got a call from a female church leader because I had not been attending regularly, and she said, "Come to this activity, we are learning how to bake pie for our husbands." I said to her, "I do NOT have a husband." and hung up and never went back. I was 18, fresh out of high school, and was attending Singles Ward. Which is mormon church for singles.
Mannn..i feel like Hasan needs a hug✨
Double whammy of episode title and the thumbnail shirt 💀🤣
Hasan's brotherly admiration of QTcinderella is genuinely sweet.
He really tried to put words in her mouth and make her feel oppressed for being a woman just cuz she said she made some mistakes before and in his mind he thinks “no it’s because you’re a woman not because you made mistakes”
@@layton6202"put words in her mouth" she's constantly being harassed by incels stfu 😂
It’s great how they all hate and love each other
Don’t worry QT, we appreciated your “hell in a cell” joke 😎.
Oh my god it has never been more apparent how much they need Will, around the 18 minute mark its like they're competing to show of their individual insecurities, they really need that extra voice to glaze them up unironically. 😅🤣
1:02:45 im so brain-broken I thought hasan was about to segue into the top of the hour ad break
Idk why but hasan playing with QTs jacket was cute and funny @ 48:30 like a brother
I would hate this podcast if it had any real sexual tension. 😂
once fear& starts an episode with everybody sat and ready to begin its over for yall
Austin giving the most luke warm take and being surprised it isn't getting him immediately canceled is so very Austin
if anyone can say that streaming is soul-crushing, it's Hasan, who has been doing politics coverage for years and covering the violence in Gaza extensively since October 7th
It must be so exhausting to talk about news in your mansion while having more money than 15 lifetime net worths combined. He's privileged and doesn't acknowledge it. Don't defend him like you know him.
No one should have Twitter on their phones no good comes from it
Legit. I recently realized that I almost always end up on twitter either doomscrolling or arguing with halfwit nazis. And neither is good for mental health, it's solely upsetting. It just sucks that there's a really great trans community in twitter so I just keep coming back. Force of habit. :l
27:51 ah so thats the problem it's everyone else who is the problem, it's never you, right? what a clown
As a bartender... I absolutely understand what Hasan is talking about when it comes to your social battery being drained. Is my job more physically taxing than streaming? Maybe but thats not the issue here, its the people that I have to please the whole time and by the end of my shift I just wanna rot away in my bed.
Each of them had a different soundtrack today; hasan's was probably fall for you, qt's (i feel) was tik tok by kesha, and austin's was probably a queen song, idk which
Don’t Stop Me Now
No Hasan's was I Write Sins Not Tragedies
Getting off Twitter is the right move 🙌 It’s too toxic
These intro videos keep getting better and better. Great work Marche!
the timestamp titles are the unsung heroes of every single episode. thank you Marche!
I feel attacked hasan comes out dressed like I do every single day lol 😂
QT does that thing where people get really energetic and bouncy when they're talking about something that is big or was big in their life. It's very infectious energy that I really love in people 🥰
its refreshing a group of influencers you know arent all hooking up lol. just literal friends hanging out
Didnt expect to see DonQt Doflamingo in this one...
As a cosmetologist, I HIGHLY recommend unscented dove soap for everyone. It is the most gentle yet cleansing soap compared to ANY other soap. Unless you have specific skin conditions then just use dove unscented.
For anyone just starting the episode, it's just butt stuff and Mormons
this podcast resets my brain each week🥰 the predictable yet chaotic changes in topic are somehow meditative ✨
I’m here ready for a messy start to the week with the drama and this title lol 😂😂
I will judge the owners of a pug for having a pug (obvious reasons it sucks), but I will never judge a dog for simply being alive
2:27 Everything in this moment from Austin’s hand movements to his immediate follow up with “sorry, ok” and the look of regret after his crazy question made me burst out in laughter that was so funny
lol QT getting that shellshock 1000-yard stare as soon as Hasan starts yapping about Mormon women
Rip Marche for feeding LSF trolls
The thing is with the hasan drama, he has to know at this point that saying anything CLOSE to “my job is hard” or “normal jobs don’t suck the way streaming does” is going to get you a massive shit storm of hate.
Especially when you already have a built in hate-watching audience and are objectively a super wealthy and lucky person. Just more of a foot-in-mouth type of thing than anything else.
in the words of dallon weekes "don't call it guyliner, call it what it is, pretty pretty makeup"
When I was younger, I went from housekeeping to construction work while I went to undergrad for a chemistry degree. I worked as a lab tech and a graduate student getting my chemistry Ph.D.
100% I would rather go back to working in the hot sun hauling roof shingles than to spend 10 minutes in soul sucking retail / sales that I tried working in. Even busting tables for a fancy restaurant I quit after 4 months because other people are so fucking unbearable.
Quick Mormon fact check from an active member of the church who graduated from BYU in the last 2 years:
-The mainstream mormon church (LDS) did practice polygamy (not polyamory) until about 1890. The president of the church at that time published a manifesto (not the communist kind lol) stating the intention of the church to comply with the American laws. People who were already living in plural marriage situations then moved to Mexico or Canada to avoid splitting up families (like the Romneys). This was the new status quo until 1904 when the new church president ended the practice of polygamy altogether with any new polygamous relationships being punishable by excommunication from the church (a second manifesto). This is about when the FLDS (fundamentalist like QT said) group started up. They refused to abandon polygamy and were excommunicated from the mainstream LDS church. That group is the one that ended up continuing with plural marriage and having a lot of big problems with SA and Warren Jeffs and the stuff talked about in that Netflix documentary that QT was talking about.
-To be clear, Mitt Romney is part of mainstream LDS church and he came from the group that moved to Mexico to stay compliant with US law and also continue to practice polygamy until 1904 when polygamy was discontinued across the whole church.
-To Hasan's point, there was a strong communist bent to the early mormon saints. They practiced the "United Order" where members would deed their property to the community and then receive back a portion depending on family size etc. It was voluntary, and private property wasn't abolished. This is no longer practiced today, but church members are expected to volunteer time, money and talents to help others within the church and outside.
Hope this is helpful/interesting :)
I kept listening to the episode:
-Hasan and QT are both kinda right about the "levels"/who can go to the temple. Starting the year you turn 12, youth are allowed to enter the temple to participate in baptisms for the dead. Sounds kinda weird, but really it is just essentially just baptizing a person and stating that they are a stand in for whoever the deceased person is. A core doctrine from the church is that everybody needs to be baptized in order to go to heaven, so essentially they are trying to baptize the people who didn't have the chance while they were alive. (See note on Dante's inferno below). After that, adult members of the church can make more covenants with God (essentially meaning you promise to obey God's commandments, etc and receive promises of additional blessings from God), and those people wear the temple garments under their clothes as a symbol and reminder of promises made to God. To go to the temple, you must first get a temple recommend. This process essentially means that you meet with a church leader and answer a list of questions: Do you believe in God? Do you strive for moral cleanliness? ... etc. This is done on an honor system more than anything else, so it is mostly do you consider yourself worthy to go to the temple.
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As an aside, the belief is similar to that presented in Dante's Inferno (or Divine Comedy as you folks of culture may know it):
"They have not sinned. But their great worth alone
was not enough, for they did not know Baptism,
which is the gateway to the faith you follow,
and if they came before the birth of Christ,
they did not worship God the way one should;
I myself am a member of this group.
For this defect, and for no other guilt,
we here are lost. In this alone we suffer:
cut off from hope, we live on in desire. (Inf. IV.33-42)"
Damn no one is more confidently arrogant than Hasan talking about Mormons
hasan’s tattoo kinda looks like a beard in that thumbnail
The fred durst
Just saying, streaming is harder than any CEO job 😁
Austin is so pumped he looks like he is wearing a fake muscles suit
Austin pronouncing our supermarket "H-E-B" here in Texas as "heb" is insane LOL
I had to look to see if anyone commented this. smh at austin
it has somehow never occurred to me that someone wouldn't know it was H E B, and it was so fucking funny to me, i lost it lmaooo
@@babblingmongoose same. I immediately knew what he meant but I had neeeeever heard anyone say this, even out of towners hahaha
He made up for the lack of drama at the award show
QT with a Hell in the Cell reference then laughing to herself is fantastic lol
Oh no, that title. Here comes the seething Destiny fans lol
I feel deeply obliged to tell Austin that the Texas grocery store chain he referenced is pronounced "H" "E" "B", not "Heb"
The founder was literally named Herbert E. Butts. HEB is one of the best grocery stores I've ever shopped at. Put some respect on those initials!!! 😂😂
when i heard austin say “Heb” like that it made my soul die a little LOL thank you for making this comment
So I wasn't tripping when I heard that! That's blasphemy to Texans in any context.
Austin looking deeply shocked and troubled by qts therapist saying she should walk more is so funny
"literally not inviting Marche to the emo stream" in the chapter titles lol
Hasan looking like a Twilight character
With peace and love I wonder if Hasan should try streaming less. From a parasocial perspective I want to see him passionate about something beyond streaming, like how QT is passionate about Taylor Swift and Austin is passionate about being gay
As an exmormon with a background very similar to QT, I LOVE hearing her talk about her experiences. It's so healing to laugh about the bullshit we went through. Love you QT!
The Mormons being salespeople and marketers is really true. The youtube channel What's Inside was really big several years ago, the family behind it are Mormon and the dad who ran the channel is a former pharma sales rep. They stopped posting on the main channel a couple years ago, but the dad still posts on the "family" channel and it's all super aspirational affluent lifestyle marketing.
These past couple of episodes have been bangers. 👌