10:05 - "There's some crazy shit happening in the second part of this video" I'll judge that. skips to 38:30 - I want Freddy Fastbear! Oh, well alright then
@@bobbybkh1471 little john will used galvanized square steel to expand the space, secure then in place with some screws borrowed from his aunt, and cover in eco friendly wood veneers :)
I just feel bad for people who get those ads infront of non tech savy elders. Cause imagine watching something normal, then you get an ad that's basically just rule34 clips, and they don't believe you when you try showing it's an ad out of your control, so then your family all think you're into spiders and corpses.
If your family judges you for that, then you never had a good relationship with them. If you had a good relationship they would understand that the internet is a wierd place, youtube has always had that wierd side.
@@Wildnose1337you seem to have missed the bit where they said "elderly" old folk can't open the internet let alone know it's more unsavory sides or even how ads function. it's a huge leap to say they have a poor relationship with OP for reasonably assuming he watches weird shit and judging him accordingly.
@@krispingleI also belive it's a poor relationship with them, but more to the fact that in the preposed situation, the people refused to at least humor them when they state that it's an ad that they have no control of. If you care about someone, you should at least willing to listen to what they say.
@@multihacker3695 I work with elderly people and trust me, they don't often know how ads work or really even what they are sometimes. I think it'd help to call them commercials instead of ads cause they seem to understand that word better
I remember playing similar games on Flash many years ago. One of them tasked you with protecting fruit creatures from a rain cloud using various props. Another involved a sleeping box that you had to shove around to wake it up. I remember a third a long time ago where you can use a crayon to push a ball or something to a goal, but I forgot some of the details.
Me pausing the video at 9:35 because i did a ADHD, and then coming back 40ish minutes later to mark saying "please don't leave. it gets better i swear" is about the funniest thing that's happened this week for me
...I mean, getting distracted isn't just an ADHD thing. You didn't "do an ADHD," you got distracted lol. Even if you do have ADHD, it's normal to pause a video and go do something else. ADHD might make it a more frequent problem for you, but this is only one video and your action wasn't necessarily "an ADHD."
i like that he showed the ads to us directly from his phone screen and not just.. get the video sent and let lixian edit in the video itself. does that make sense
honestly my favorite part was mark looking back on his steam library, his old modded/custom story amnesia videos were my favorites as a kid and it was fun watching mark get excited about the possibility of the new amnesia having that sort of stuff available lol
0:47 You have NO idea how mild that is in comparison to the mobile ads I get! I have girls flashing their 🐱 through their pants, posing seductively and all that 💀
I love the adhd, getting bored and end up just scrolling through your steam list and re-learning of games you'd forgotten you own. So freakin relatable XD
I don't know about anyone else, but I'd love to see you go back to doing episodic playthroughs of 8-hour indie horror games. Like Still Wakes the Deep, for example. I know you're busy with your movie and stuff, but I miss the days of you playing games like The Evil Within, Outlast, Alien Isolation, and so on
Hey Mark , just a suggestion, Slay the Princess had a massive update and it would be amazing to see you play it again and get a few new routes and perspectives!😁
This scratched a really satisfying itch in my brain. Seeing all the ads of people playing these games badly and now seeing them played right is very nice!
Finally! I can watch another Markimoo video to keep my mind off of the miserable existence that we all live in on this unfair and godforsaken corporeal realm of a planet we call Earth.
I love how the majority of this video is Mark getting hooked on a silly little "draw the line" game. Is so cute and real. (Ik it's a bit late to comment but I've watched this a billion times and still laugh abt it every time I watch it.
Huge dad energy resonating in this video, when Mark showed those ads and he's just holding it up on the camera, it's like one of those "Hey, kiddo. Look at this. Is this real?"
Honestly I don’t want to see him play zoochosis, the game kind of sucks imo😭 they could have done such cool and fun things with the idea! But they kind of blew it.
the relationship between Mark and Lixian is so wonderful! When the bomb appeared in the game that made me laugh out loud. We need CLOAK merch that says Deflecting Ailerons
9:40 you say that as if we're not all thoroughly entertained rn- I've been without my anxiety meds for 3 days and watching Mark play these simple but funny games is like jingling keys for me! I'm definitely enjoying myself, simple or not, being able to rush through the first few levels cuz I'm so pro is peak
After watching these games done wrong in the advertisements and then you fulfilling them correctly, idk why but it is very relaxing. I did not find it boring at all. Puzzle games are some of my favorite to watch people accomplish!
it really goes to show how one of the most viewed parts of the video is the ending where it's just him parsing through his steam library. I don't know if it's just really subtle audience guidance due to his earlier comment of "guys don't skip ahead to the end it gets crazy" which naturally would move more ppl to the end of the vid lol. That, or ppl actually found it just genuinely interesting. It was definitely the highlight of the vid for me. Ik they're letsplayers, but I'd honestly listen to a markiplier or jacksepticeye video essay. They definitely have such good voices for it, since they've trained them through years of youtubing they just have such a satisfying way of commentating and speaking, even when compared to all the new creators over the years, they are still some of the best.
I turned away from my screen, and all I heard was Mark saying, "Don't leave, don't leave!" I freaked out so hard. I wasn't even going to stop watching, but my god, XD.
The recent basic stuff like the tiktok videos and now this honestly remind me of some of the more random chill content like playing .io games from a few years back. Its' nice to get this stuff occasionally alongside larger projects tbh ^^
The one takeaway I have from every mobile game ad I have ever seen is that all women are evil and will either try to kill me on sight for no reason or inevitably betray me to my enemies.
This screams “I’m so burnt out from my passion project that I’m just gonna do random stuff until my brain melts” energy
But we're so all for it cause we're all just as brain dead
@@thecogitator9235 very very true
Oh wow, so that's all my strife just shortened into one sentence.
this is me
If that ain't me every 5 days outta the week...
I could literally watch you go through your steam library randomly opening games, even just talking about them. The end of this video is gold
I would love to see that. it would make some traction for thew older videos for people wondering what happened in them.
i know it was awesome
i vaguely remember him doing something similar using a roulette wheel hooked up to either his steam or steam in general
Same, i would love to see a video like that
@@proganerxdave6720what happened
Mark putting all his engineering knowledge into protecting that cat
10:05 - "There's some crazy shit happening in the second part of this video"
I'll judge that.
skips to 38:30 - I want Freddy Fastbear!
Oh, well alright then
holy shit i forgot that foreshadowing
I skipped right to the part where Lixian blew him up after laughing.😂
“deflecting ailerons” is the new “galvanized square steel”
The what?
@@bobbybkh1471 little john will used galvanized square steel to expand the space, secure then in place with some screws borrowed from his aunt, and cover in eco friendly wood veneers :)
@bobbybkh1471 bro what Rock do you life under?
@@bobbybkh1471”galvanised steel squares” is from DearModern, he uses that description a lot in his shorts
@@Kairi-ou Gotcha.
18:03 first it calls him smelly then asks if he's feeling down lmao 😂😂
I just got to that part and I can't breathe 🤣 the game is SENTIENT
The fact that these ads are all over UA-cam and UA-cam made games feels like a foreshadow in a way
For real😊
I don’t Like UA-cam ads
yea lol
uBlock Origin and you'll never look back
Yeah idk why youtube keeps showing them
37:38 Long story short, he stayed true to his words, you will never guess what's at the end of this video in a million years. 🤣🤣🤣
The true ,never let your brain be the pilot
Was it a ✨️deflecting Alieoron!!!!✨️
@@massali1523 Ummmm, what are you piloting with?
34:39 "We'll Be Right Back" had me ROLLING after Mark was trying to actively prove and fail he knows how triangles work.
"Lixian, can I get blown?
Up."
- Mark 2024
32:27
LIXIAN?!
BLOW ME 💥
@@millo7295 B to BLOW!
@@kitsunekaze93 THIS WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT WHEN HE SAID THAT
@@millo7295 Lixian doesn't get paid enough for this shit lmao.
That clear was crazy as fuck though
I just feel bad for people who get those ads infront of non tech savy elders. Cause imagine watching something normal, then you get an ad that's basically just rule34 clips, and they don't believe you when you try showing it's an ad out of your control, so then your family all think you're into spiders and corpses.
If your family judges you for that, then you never had a good relationship with them. If you had a good relationship they would understand that the internet is a wierd place, youtube has always had that wierd side.
@@Wildnose1337you seem to have missed the bit where they said "elderly" old folk can't open the internet let alone know it's more unsavory sides or even how ads function.
it's a huge leap to say they have a poor relationship with OP for reasonably assuming he watches weird shit and judging him accordingly.
This feels a bit too specific
@@krispingleI also belive it's a poor relationship with them, but more to the fact that in the preposed situation, the people refused to at least humor them when they state that it's an ad that they have no control of. If you care about someone, you should at least willing to listen to what they say.
@@multihacker3695 I work with elderly people and trust me, they don't often know how ads work or really even what they are sometimes. I think it'd help to call them commercials instead of ads cause they seem to understand that word better
Loved watching Mark go through his Steam library. Made watching the whole video worth it. That and alreons and lots of explosions.
36:30 THIS IS A SIGN TO DO A NOSTALGIA WEEK ‼️
Need a nostalgia week edition of "Vanish" lmaooo
Mark genuinely starting to enjoy the cat one actually made it look like fun
I remember playing similar games on Flash many years ago. One of them tasked you with protecting fruit creatures from a rain cloud using various props. Another involved a sleeping box that you had to shove around to wake it up. I remember a third a long time ago where you can use a crayon to push a ball or something to a goal, but I forgot some of the details.
@@shibainu2528Was that Cover Orange?
@@jamesm4247The fruit and rain cloud one must've been Cover Orange, those games are the only ones that come to mind based on that description
0:22 "oh come on Mark it can't be that bad" ...i am now extremely flummoxed
Lixian getting the bomb-crazies is the best part of this whole video lmao
Begun!
@@DashMatin The Clone Wars have
I really hope he plays no time to explain, it was my favorite jacksepticeye video
Sad it's not even Lixian anymore
@@chrisdolmeth8009 Uh what?
Lixian edited the video my guy
Me pausing the video at 9:35 because i did a ADHD, and then coming back 40ish minutes later to mark saying "please don't leave. it gets better i swear" is about the funniest thing that's happened this week for me
I DID THAT TOO, I WENT TO TAKE SMT TO THE KITCHED BUT FOR LIKE 5 MINS
SO REAL
...I mean, getting distracted isn't just an ADHD thing. You didn't "do an ADHD," you got distracted lol. Even if you do have ADHD, it's normal to pause a video and go do something else. ADHD might make it a more frequent problem for you, but this is only one video and your action wasn't necessarily "an ADHD."
@@nomoretwitterhandles and especially with a video like this, where the main subject is... bland.
@@nomoretwitterhandlesMost people I know don't get distracted that easily
Thank you genuinely for making this video bc I keep seeing the most insane ads and being mildly curious but not curious enough to do any of them so ty
Realtalk, a sentient gatcha game that just insults you is THE BEEEST ever, I was not expecting that lmfaooo
It was so funny, what got me was "feeling down ?" I'm like YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP LMAAAAO
hence why it's called "gotcha"
DDLC but it's a gacha game
Sentient?
There's no way it knows that it's a game
@@millo7295 it knows
I always wondered what was really behind THOSE ads. Thank you Mark for solving this mystery
Mystery*
@@KeonBG Mysterei?
Mysterio
müsterye
Mustafar
i love how he just started looking at his old games/games he hasn't played yet as it is so cute seeing his reaction
Can we just get like an hour of Mark going through his steam library, combing through memory lane?
Or bring back Scp...
Would Def watch that as a livestream or video!!!
Every Steam Game I’ve Downloaded
No
33:05 Lixian really went through every stage of grief right there, damn.
Calling out "Lixian!" just becomes a habit...
21:34 man if only there was a way to hook your design on something stationary that could stop it from being lifted… if only
Mark getting BLOWN [up] TIMESTAMPS:
Mark's 1st command - 15:44
Mark's 2nd command - 17:52
Mark's 3rd command - 18:20
Mark's 4th command - 22:31
Lixians descent into madness- 22:38
A close call - no explosion:( 25:26
A TIME BOMB?? - (start) 26:02 - 27:25
Lixian going nuclear and mark encouraging - 28:23-29:04
Orbital Lazer Canon charging - 30:20
Ingame bomb placed by Lixian - 30:51 (Kitty)
Orbital Lazer Canon fires- 30:58
MARKIPLIER GETS BLOWN up?? NO CLICKBAIT???! - 32:26
Another close cal-nevermind... 33:07
Feat. Fredrick Fastbear - 39:10
There are 11 bomb explosions :)
20:42 Impasta
30:20 it takes a while to charge
Thank you for this. This is too good 😂
31:18 me watching Mark draw a uterus to protect the cat: 👁️👄👁️
i laughed so hard at this comment 🤣🤣
Then i'm not the only one😅
the uterus is obviously the most superior shape
@@Frau_Brotchen nonsense, everyone knows hexagons are bestagons and the ultimate shape
@@doggo_woo I did not see the cat being saved by a silly Hexagon, so the uterus is most surely better.
i like that he showed the ads to us directly from his phone screen and not just.. get the video sent and let lixian edit in the video itself. does that make sense
21:25 I love how he never realized the cat head could not touch the lava at the top 💀💀💀
I WAS SCREAMING
I was STRESSING lmao 😭
I didnt Even pay attention to it😂
I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THERE WAS LAVA AT THE TOP OH MY GOD
It caused me great pain as he never realized it and won with his poor attempt at ailerons
honestly my favorite part was mark looking back on his steam library, his old modded/custom story amnesia videos were my favorites as a kid and it was fun watching mark get excited about the possibility of the new amnesia having that sort of stuff available lol
The Lixian Missiles are just fantastic!
The one thing I got from this video : DEFLECTING AILERONS!!!
thought it was "Lixian, blow me.." xD
21:52 still waiting for mark to realise the lava above the cats head
I would really love to see you do series of "older" games like you showed. It would be so much fun to see you visit/revisit some of those games.
0:47 You have NO idea how mild that is in comparison to the mobile ads I get! I have girls flashing their 🐱 through their pants, posing seductively and all that 💀
Wtf is your algorithm feeding you 0_o
Men are definitely under attack from the algorithm. It's horrible
lucky
WHAT- and children can even view the ads?? 😭😭
I got talkie AI of angeldust being asked if he can Talk about "personal" things (I dont even watch HB)
I love the adhd, getting bored and end up just scrolling through your steam list and re-learning of games you'd forgotten you own. So freakin relatable XD
35:17
Mark. Do it. You must. This is a canon event.
21:20 MARK. THE LAVA. THE LAVA , MARK. IT IS TOUCHING IT
No! It'll be fiine
LIXIAN MAKE IT FINE
ITS DRIVING ME INSANE
Ikr? Like if only there were some sort of earlier easier levels he could've played that would have taught him these mechanics, if only
9:37 Don't worry Mark, not going anywhere 😂
I was seconds away from leaving till he said that💀💀
@@dsdots He was aware of your actions ☠️
@@dsdots same 💀
Unia Annus be like:
Nice
11:55 "It's just one" was such great instant karma
I don't know about anyone else, but I'd love to see you go back to doing episodic playthroughs of 8-hour indie horror games. Like Still Wakes the Deep, for example. I know you're busy with your movie and stuff, but I miss the days of you playing games like The Evil Within, Outlast, Alien Isolation, and so on
Yessss!!!
I agree
hard agree
I started watching our Markimoo back during the Dead Space series, and man I'd be great to do a few more series like the old days lol
Yes what you mentioned and don't forget the best one of all the last of us.
Mark trying to make this engaging with explosions, meanwhile me watching him save a cat like yessss get thos aeleoronsssss
This was such a great video 😭😂from the editing, to the lixian explosions, to ur gameplay choices and silliness, Mark. Thank you
21:00😂 was just waiting till mark gets that the red things are hurting the cat but in the end he got it without noticing it 😂😂
I was so flummoxed while watching this.
"The buffoon is flummoxed!"
Thats actually flummoxing
34:21 the way i immediately stopped
Hey Mark , just a suggestion, Slay the Princess had a massive update and it would be amazing to see you play it again and get a few new routes and perspectives!😁
I second that motion
@TheRealSkybladeyes
@TheRealSkyblade very good highly recommend it
YES! That was one of my favourite series of Mark's in recent years, very fun videos. Hopefully he sees this!
@TheRealSkybladenot really imo
18:30 absolutely made me laugh out loud. Giving Mark the "smelly" title then immediately asking "Hey man, you feeling down?"
Yeah smelly right after jeans 💀
Markiplier: Title Plate
My mind what i heard:
>
33:46 “well I know how triangles work.”
Mark is such a growing and intelligent boy!
Not only an hour of this releasing and I've already found mobile ads in my country using Mark's reactions in their ads
What's your country?
A Gacha that just makes fun of you repeatedly sounds honestly hilarious!
23:28 "Deflecting alearons
Heh among us"
This part got me dying
AMONG US
23:25 is a better timestamp for that
23:18
28:42 ...lixian? You- you okay, bud?
Lixian has had a rough one. Just needs to let off some steam.
Or some cesium 137.
Nooo he's finee
I believe we're the ones that should be asking YOU if you're doing fine, because this is the most sane human behaviour. You must be out of your mind.
BLOW UP??
OH MY GOD! Mark, Wade and Bob in SCP Secret Laboratories will be wonderous!
Lixan: kaboom?
Mark: yes Lixan, kaboom.
35:17 SCP: Secret Laboratory, you say?
Fun
Ai t no way, it's him!
The community must force him to at least try SCP:SL
@@TotallySomthing he said he wil, we just have to pray he remembers ... again
Ya, that would be great.
24:32 Very good, Mark, but it doesn't need to be a closed shape, it can just be a line.
This scratched a really satisfying itch in my brain. Seeing all the ads of people playing these games badly and now seeing them played right is very nice!
34:16 *OH, MY NUTS!* 😂
I love that mark made this video. Takes me back to that unhinged time a few years ago when he reviewed random stuff and played mobile games.
8:05 Tired you say? Almost on "The Edge Of Sleep"? Ay?
Woooooo! :o
Out here edging my sleep fr
32:22 “that must’ve SUCKED for you, get BLOWN”
Nice
35:17 Ive been waiting for this for so long
Markiplier talking about mobile ads while literally being in an ad about AFK journey is great
Remember when Mark said he would play "Sucker for Love: The Goat MILF edition" when it came out?
I member
I member
@@TheMegaOnyx member when he said he voiced acted in it too.
@@liquorpirate He did?
@TheMegaOnyx yeah I member it was in sucker for love the first game he said something about it and that it was coming out. and he may added his voice.
The most entertaining part of this video was mark going through his Steam library 🤣
And Lixian's explosions, don't forget the explosions! ❤💥
30:20 Waiting patiently for the orbital laser to charge up as per request of Mark to Lixian.
it takes a while might happen randomly next videos
The orbital laser takes a loooong time to charge.
Did it happen in a different video or no?
Finally! I can watch another Markimoo video to keep my mind off of the miserable existence that we all live in on this unfair and godforsaken corporeal realm of a planet we call Earth.
Real
that was so beautifully written
😂😂 love your interpretation
This so so real dude
thank you markiplier
I love how the majority of this video is Mark getting hooked on a silly little "draw the line" game. Is so cute and real. (Ik it's a bit late to comment but I've watched this a billion times and still laugh abt it every time I watch it.
35:23 LETS GO MARK MIGHT PLAY AN SCP GAME WITH BOB AND WADE!!!!
30:00 we can really see marks engineering degree resurfacing
35:35 bro the gasp i had when i saw Mark has Sniper Elite in his library
32:17 GET BLOWN HAHAAHH 👁️👄👁️
When he said the stuff about "don't skip ahead but if you do it's really awesome and exciting, I skipped randomly to "GET BLOWN" 😂😂😂
@@savannahk14ify BOMBACLAD 🗣️
We got exploding lixians now, it’s official. Exploding kittens, nah how bout exploding lixians
0:22 discombobulated
befumbled
Flabbergasted
First,
*discombobulate.*
Recombobulated
Baffled
Huge dad energy resonating in this video, when Mark showed those ads and he's just holding it up on the camera, it's like one of those "Hey, kiddo. Look at this. Is this real?"
25:15 This reminds me of the "Yeah Baby! That’s what I’ve been waiting for!" meme
I want to see mark play either zoochosis or bad parenting so badly
I literally didn’t watch sucker for love just so i could watch him play it
It’s been months, mark please
mouthwashing especially
I would kill to watch Mark play Zoochosis! The devs have really updated it so much since it came out.
Honestly I don’t want to see him play zoochosis, the game kind of sucks imo😭 they could have done such cool and fun things with the idea! But they kind of blew it.
I love how much fun Lixian was having in the editing for this one! Looked like an absolute riot, man!
34:10 in marks words 'I know how triangles work'
the relationship between Mark and Lixian is so wonderful! When the bomb appeared in the game that made me laugh out loud.
We need CLOAK merch that says Deflecting Ailerons
The visceral amazement and excitement Mark is showing as he went through his Steam library is infectious
35:18 IT'S HAPPENING!!
9:40 you say that as if we're not all thoroughly entertained rn- I've been without my anxiety meds for 3 days and watching Mark play these simple but funny games is like jingling keys for me! I'm definitely enjoying myself, simple or not, being able to rush through the first few levels cuz I'm so pro is peak
Props to the game designer for actually coming up with a way to make that gameplay into a real puzzler (first game around 6:00 mark)
35:48 - all the memories of mark playing Knock-Knock flooded through my brain
Ah yes a video to distract me from the betrayal of THE CLIFFHANGER I WAS LEFT OFF ON
After watching these games done wrong in the advertisements and then you fulfilling them correctly, idk why but it is very relaxing. I did not find it boring at all. Puzzle games are some of my favorite to watch people accomplish!
10:25 mark could literally commentate about paint drying and i would still watch all of it absolutely enthralled
it really goes to show how one of the most viewed parts of the video is the ending where it's just him parsing through his steam library. I don't know if it's just really subtle audience guidance due to his earlier comment of "guys don't skip ahead to the end it gets crazy" which naturally would move more ppl to the end of the vid lol.
That, or ppl actually found it just genuinely interesting. It was definitely the highlight of the vid for me. Ik they're letsplayers, but I'd honestly listen to a markiplier or jacksepticeye video essay. They definitely have such good voices for it, since they've trained them through years of youtubing they just have such a satisfying way of commentating and speaking, even when compared to all the new creators over the years, they are still some of the best.
Mark getting off topic to look through his older games is everything to me
41%
I turned away from my screen, and all I heard was Mark saying, "Don't leave, don't leave!" I freaked out so hard. I wasn't even going to stop watching, but my god, XD.
The recent basic stuff like the tiktok videos and now this honestly remind me of some of the more random chill content like playing .io games from a few years back. Its' nice to get this stuff occasionally alongside larger projects tbh ^^
10:34 “cuz it’s getting-RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH…”
-Markiplier Oct. 2024
The one takeaway I have from every mobile game ad I have ever seen is that all women are evil and will either try to kill me on sight for no reason or inevitably betray me to my enemies.
exactly dude 🤝stay safe out there you never know when a WOMAN might cross your path, they are legendary terrifying beasts
@@qwertydavid8070 pff, you can't fool me. women aren't real. they're just stories parents tell their kids at night to scare em.
Getting a Mark video while I was going thru his old videos is the best thing to happen...
33:28 Lixian and Mark are so funny!🤣🤣🤣
10:45 - me talking to the chickens on the rooster's behalf
15:45
This part really made me laugh, Mark just couldn't take it and ordered Lixian to end it 😅
LIXIAN BOMB
22:39
32:28 lixian’s reaction 😭
Honestly waaay more entertaining than the rediculous adds. Glad your show is complete. I look forward to watching it!
This are the games your mom would walk in at the wrong time at
There's worst situations lmao