Sour Patch Kids HAS GONE TOO FAR

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  • Sour Patch Kids has come out with their most insane product yet!! I wasn't expecting ANYTHING like this...
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 20 тис.

  • @tyeeg.kaison3047
    @tyeeg.kaison3047 5 років тому +1851

    "Not one, Not two, but Two." - Markiplier 2019

    • @SgtIronbeak
      @SgtIronbeak 5 років тому +38

      *o b j e c t s*

    • @luvsdeceit
      @luvsdeceit 5 років тому +2

      😂😂

    • @sckova
      @sckova 5 років тому +2

      ay lmao

    • @LibroProductions
      @LibroProductions 5 років тому +1

      Where's mark😭😭😭😭 he said month of content

    • @Sir_FireFox
      @Sir_FireFox 5 років тому +3

      *s o u r p a t c h s o u p*

  • @_prestonmarx
    @_prestonmarx 5 років тому +3518

    “Those kids are dead, and I ate them.”
    -Markiplier

    • @revenevan11
      @revenevan11 5 років тому +69

      "... I gotta leave the country." -Also Markiplier

    • @darkbat-7809
      @darkbat-7809 5 років тому +7

      Are those kids or drugs? You can't tell the difference

    • @darkbat-7809
      @darkbat-7809 5 років тому +5

      @Nurain Nabilah Nazri just kidding , like that time when mark said "are these mentos or drugs you can't tell the difference"

    • @parisscott6037
      @parisscott6037 5 років тому +2

      That reminds me of caleb the cannibal from b99

    • @bluekid_productions2743
      @bluekid_productions2743 5 років тому +1

      Booty Smacks

  • @delusionalkid2022
    @delusionalkid2022 5 років тому +5996

    at this point, the sour patch kids company is just making new products purely to mess with mark’s head

    • @chopstick9002
      @chopstick9002 5 років тому +163

      Waiting for toothpaste and mouthwash

    • @MrGamelover23
      @MrGamelover23 5 років тому +73

      @@chopstick9002 You evil genius. Wait, the actual evil genius is whoever actually spends money researching how to do it and makes it a thing.

    • @pumpkinoligarchy6626
      @pumpkinoligarchy6626 5 років тому +9

      Lmao yes

    • @delusionalkid2022
      @delusionalkid2022 5 років тому +5

      oh! 200 likes, fun

    • @InnerBluePerson
      @InnerBluePerson 5 років тому +11

      YES 😂🤣, they gotta keep making stuff for Mark to try and react to!, it’s hilarious 😂 😂 🤣.

  • @ChiquitaLoca_22
    @ChiquitaLoca_22 3 роки тому +3214

    They way he was babying us about how long he would be gone like a dad going on a work trip is kinda comforting. It’s really wholesome and weird at the same time and I don’t know why I like it.

    • @chloe6049
      @chloe6049 3 роки тому +10

      AAME

    • @AngelPuddin
      @AngelPuddin 2 роки тому +63

      he is offically the dad of yt

    • @aduffyg
      @aduffyg 2 роки тому +28

      M A R K I D A D

    • @kermitnottheefrog1086
      @kermitnottheefrog1086 2 роки тому +46

      Ok just saying, it was really sweet and in my house there’s not a lot of affection. It actually made me cry and it *is* really wholesome and sweet

    • @RodrickShackleton
      @RodrickShackleton 2 роки тому +10

      @@kermitnottheefrog1086 are you ok?

  • @matrixmushroom2285
    @matrixmushroom2285 5 років тому +8999

    "Not one, not two, but *two* objects."
    -Markiplier, 2019

    • @just_a_strange_traveler
      @just_a_strange_traveler 5 років тому +158

      Reading this made me realize that none of these youtube quotes are gonna be remembered in the future

    • @zanderjo
      @zanderjo 5 років тому +56

      Ah the nature of being a idiot I know all about it

    • @rainycat2180
      @rainycat2180 5 років тому +25

      I actually had to rewind that coz I thought I heard it wrong >,

    • @s_s7341
      @s_s7341 5 років тому +25

      MatrixMushroom *yeah it’s big bwain time*

    • @user-fj4mz9gv6b
      @user-fj4mz9gv6b 5 років тому +3

      I was your 800th like be happy

  • @averyclark1609
    @averyclark1609 4 роки тому +3817

    Mark: "Not one, Not two-
    *"But two-"*

    • @failedthanos7349
      @failedthanos7349 4 роки тому +23

      69 likes 1 reply (me) time of making this comment. 8:30

    • @melancholicccc
      @melancholicccc 4 роки тому +7

      175 likes 3 replies, (me, you, and you), the time of making this comment is 8:44

    • @ashleymiller7394
      @ashleymiller7394 4 роки тому +5

      190 likes 4 replies (me, you, you, and you) time of making this comment 5:52.

    • @MrFeet-fd2uh
      @MrFeet-fd2uh 4 роки тому +5

      @@ashleymiller7394 201 likes 5 coments (me, you, you, you, and you) time of making this coment 4:11

    • @luv4dirt
      @luv4dirt 4 роки тому +4

      398 likes 6 replies time of making this comment, 1:46pm Sun 5 Apr

  • @sophiecleveland5263
    @sophiecleveland5263 5 років тому +1439

    “What do you call an English teacher mixed with a dinosaur?”
    Mark: *a PaNCakE?!*

  • @itzwyvernz7326
    @itzwyvernz7326 2 роки тому +1422

    Amy: what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and an English teacher?
    Mark: *p a n c a k e*

    • @feritye767
      @feritye767 2 роки тому +20

      thank you for making this comment, I am both blind and deaf so this comment helped me enjoy a moment in the video despite my disabilities. thank you.

    • @milkenthusiast.3486
      @milkenthusiast.3486 2 роки тому +4

      @@feritye767 uhhh

    • @ni__wolf143
      @ni__wolf143 Рік тому +8

      @@feritye767 Yeah, I'm also blind and reading things like this just warms my heart.

    • @joobiejoobie9349
      @joobiejoobie9349 Рік тому +5

      @@ni__wolf143 as a fellow blind man, I agree with this statement

    • @damiandesjardins
      @damiandesjardins Рік тому +2

      Common mark logic

  • @lindseyhodellserrano8219
    @lindseyhodellserrano8219 5 років тому +3626

    Markiplier: “I can speak Korean”
    *tries to speak English and fails*

    • @monthly.girls.digital8728
      @monthly.girls.digital8728 5 років тому +24

      Because he's replacing his English with Korean

    • @uIie
      @uIie 5 років тому +31

      To be fair I was born in America I can only speak English and my friends who grew up in Mexico and could only speak Spanish till they were like 14-15 can speak better English than me so .-.

    • @CookingMyWay
      @CookingMyWay 5 років тому

      This one killed my Channel 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 r

    • @austintilley6647
      @austintilley6647 5 років тому

      I'm leaving for 30 days now, see you you soon lol

    • @ProudLoonie
      @ProudLoonie 5 років тому +1

      Crystal The ugly everyone knows hola como estas

  • @coolio_catio
    @coolio_catio 5 років тому +1356

    Pewdiepie: "I'm so glad 2019 went this way, I got married, got 100 million subscribers, and defeated the enderdragon."
    Markiplier: "I'm so glad 2019 went this way, I get to drink Sour Patch Kids pre-workout."

    • @AGrayPhantom
      @AGrayPhantom 5 років тому +38

      Also got swole and rich in Roblox.

    • @sandraortega5106
      @sandraortega5106 5 років тому

      @Damien Breisch xd

    • @sama8937
      @sama8937 5 років тому

      BRUH CHAIN

    • @s3pri0t
      @s3pri0t 5 років тому +4

      I still hope to see Mark, Felix and Sean play minecraft together, as happened in that chapter of the world of warcraft...follow there little kitty :,)

  • @ashleyarble5089
    @ashleyarble5089 5 років тому +1728

    Mark: I'll be back in thirty sleepies!
    Me, an insomniac: *sweats*

    • @MadamHatter5755
      @MadamHatter5755 5 років тому +17

      Right I was like 30 im lucky if i get 3 hours

    • @starchild_tommy
      @starchild_tommy 5 років тому +10

      If you think about it, us insomniacs are waiting at least less than a week for Mark to come back.

    • @chaos.faerie
      @chaos.faerie 5 років тому +10

      Bro i'm watching this at 3:45 am he'll be back in like 10 sleepies, max

    • @silentfriend369
      @silentfriend369 5 років тому +1

      Lol!

    • @aetherfloats
      @aetherfloats 5 років тому +1

      Big fucking mood fam LOL

  • @Bikeuhh
    @Bikeuhh 3 роки тому +3305

    “The disasters of 2019” oh so innocent mark.

  • @thanos1666
    @thanos1666 5 років тому +2069

    "Not one, not two! But two new sour kids objects!"
    ~Markiplier 2019

    • @denisedinh
      @denisedinh 5 років тому +43

      *big braiN*

    • @MAVM28
      @MAVM28 5 років тому +4

      Dead meme format

    • @greensheep4918
      @greensheep4918 5 років тому +5

      Not one, not two, but too

    • @moonie7993
      @moonie7993 5 років тому +13

      @@MAVM28 imagine caring about a meme's lifespan
      This comment made by not-a-sour-ass gang

    • @NunjiX
      @NunjiX 5 років тому +3

      I hope everyone has a great day and god bless ❤️
      Coming from a small youtuber :)

  • @gloriajones3952
    @gloriajones3952 3 роки тому +9831

    Him reassuring everyone that he would only be gone for “ten times three sleepies” was actually super endearing and sweet

    • @user.11358
      @user.11358 3 роки тому +170

      It made me smile. 😂

    • @gloriajones3952
      @gloriajones3952 3 роки тому +48

      @@virtusetglorie you'll get there soon lol :) it's super sweet

    • @TVMAN1997
      @TVMAN1997 3 роки тому +22

      I thought it was patronizing lol🤣

    • @ryanv1279
      @ryanv1279 3 роки тому +115

      @@TVMAN1997 u taking it too seriously then

    • @BananaBoy_420
      @BananaBoy_420 3 роки тому +3

      Wait what

  • @WillowWispGaming
    @WillowWispGaming 5 років тому +1794

    Everyone else: Minecraft
    Mark: *sour* *patch* *kids*

  • @cementcarlot
    @cementcarlot 3 роки тому +2064

    Mark: talking about how bad 2019 is
    Everyone now in 2021 : "oh just wait for 2020"

  • @cocacolazerosugar7260
    @cocacolazerosugar7260 5 років тому +2363

    Jack: *minecraft*
    Pewds: *minecraft*
    Mark: *IM GUNNA EAT CANDY WITH MY SHOVEL*

    • @cocacolazerosugar7260
      @cocacolazerosugar7260 5 років тому +10

      I....

    • @kushagratakjhare
      @kushagratakjhare 5 років тому +2

      Yeah he is learning minecraft 🤓
      Noob ate sour patch with shovel in minecraft!!

    • @bingnova8289
      @bingnova8289 5 років тому +3

      I don’t like how Jack and Pewds are going back to Minecraft, there those people who played Fortnite because it was a hit, they stopped playing Minecraft when it was lame, MARK IS COOL!!!

    • @t.jrocket2589
      @t.jrocket2589 5 років тому +6

      Tactical shovel

    • @caitxox
      @caitxox 5 років тому +1

      CocaCola ZeroSugar nice profile pic, what video is it from?

  • @fk2939
    @fk2939 5 років тому +667

    "Gogurt. The men's yogurt."
    -Markiplier 2019

    • @potatobeangaming4374
      @potatobeangaming4374 5 років тому +4

      Isn't it like gay yogurt? Since it would be mogurt for men's yogurt ALSO DON'T WOOOOSH ME

    • @thetinytimelord
      @thetinytimelord 5 років тому

      r/whoosh

    • @lke5773
      @lke5773 5 років тому

      Potatobean Gaming r/wooosh

    • @j1nn0o0o
      @j1nn0o0o 5 місяців тому

      @@potatobeangaming4374what. ive been eating GAY YOGURT.

  • @uberfund6967
    @uberfund6967 3 роки тому +4668

    when a pre-workout is so bad it causes you to become emotionally unstable enough to punch a hole in a wall.

  • @justacartoonlover9658
    @justacartoonlover9658 3 роки тому +178

    i absolutely love the dynamic between Amy and Mark. There's romantic love, but also best friend love there and I'm here for it.

  • @Edenwillturn
    @Edenwillturn 5 років тому +5912

    Mark is just the Gordon Ramsay of sour patch things

    • @zekiahmendenerz7013
      @zekiahmendenerz7013 5 років тому +7

      Geneviève objects, ya big ol noob

    • @Edenwillturn
      @Edenwillturn 5 років тому +4

      Zekiah Mendenerz that’s meeeee 😂😂

    • @cecilwhinter
      @cecilwhinter 5 років тому +8

      that made me laugh xD

    • @mgbpowder6671
      @mgbpowder6671 5 років тому +8

      Now he needs to try the new Sour Patch Kids ice cream.

    • @Edenwillturn
      @Edenwillturn 5 років тому +2

      Donovan Silva today’s your day bc he has

  • @nixodian108
    @nixodian108 5 років тому +637

    "Go-gurt: the men's yogurt" - Markiplier 2019

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 5 років тому +8

      More like cursed yogurt.

    • @soorian6493
      @soorian6493 5 років тому +9

      Mmm... Phallic

    • @bukos997
      @bukos997 5 років тому +5

      What about Go-onnise: The Men's Mayonnise?🤔

  • @fnafguardian5943
    @fnafguardian5943 5 років тому +1416

    “I was far too poor to afford yogurt.”
    *Ethan and Tyler: (internal screaming)*

    • @angiwater2591
      @angiwater2591 5 років тому +56

      but then he was a man with many ovens

    • @buiscutdog9090
      @buiscutdog9090 5 років тому +22

      @@angiwater2591 yes yes he was. You know the problem? He was to poor to afford ingredients :p
      Also I totally agree thats what Tyler and Ethan would be doing.

    • @tayluurr
      @tayluurr 5 років тому +2

      I was just thing that when that part came up 😅😅

    • @weebvoiceguy474
      @weebvoiceguy474 5 років тому +6

      What ever happened to Tyler and Ethan?

    • @conormeade3849
      @conormeade3849 5 років тому +3

      @@weebvoiceguy474 Ethan got unverified

  • @BlankMoments
    @BlankMoments 3 роки тому +65

    Imagine not being able to afford yoghurt, to now owning five ovens.

  • @jennymathews4292
    @jennymathews4292 5 років тому +789

    “It’s fruit,” she whispers as she slowly slides the go-gurt into produce drawer.

    • @leckallen2350
      @leckallen2350 5 років тому +1

      @I don’t like Lgbt people bro your ass is annoyed (had you fix you to your) Edit: I'm a dumbass I said annoyed except for annoying smh myslef

  • @ViolacTrough
    @ViolacTrough 5 років тому +730

    Finally, Mark will be able to swear at video games in 2 languages.

  • @Lyree93
    @Lyree93 5 років тому +1677

    Most people: squeeze the yogurt up from the tube into their mouths
    Mark: DEEP THROATS ENTIRE TUBE

  • @ideaslessened296
    @ideaslessened296 3 роки тому +254

    “ all the disasters and terrible things of 2019”-Markiplier Pre COVID-19

  • @TheRuneTail
    @TheRuneTail 4 роки тому +3121

    How are people still surprised that Mark is Korean?
    He brings it up as much as him saying “I’m Markiplier”

    • @vidiaplays
      @vidiaplays 4 роки тому +61

      Holy shit Mark’s Korean?

    • @gasaiyuno6021
      @gasaiyuno6021 4 роки тому +24

      I never knew.

    • @altus2447
      @altus2447 4 роки тому +54

      Marki “I’m Korean” plier.

    • @nt6108
      @nt6108 4 роки тому +11

      Hes also hawaian

    • @sharker5000
      @sharker5000 4 роки тому +26

      Some random guy that you saw in the comments no, he was just born there. It’s not his ethnicity.

  • @adamius9639
    @adamius9639 5 років тому +688

    Stay safe in South Korea, Mark! Don’t forget your *_tactical shovel!_*

    • @SairinEarthsea
      @SairinEarthsea 5 років тому +13

      But he threw it so far away.

    • @sierra686
      @sierra686 5 років тому +2

      @@SairinEarthsea 😂😂😂

    • @R_Sniper445
      @R_Sniper445 5 років тому

      Isn't it north Korea you should never go to?

    • @Zeldafreak3
      @Zeldafreak3 5 років тому +1

      Danyael Gomez yes. North Korea is generally discouraged as a vacation destination

    • @alexanderkyprianou3886
      @alexanderkyprianou3886 5 років тому

      @@Zeldafreak3 it's not even like discouraged you cant go there period. Unless it's for like authorized business uou cant enter or leave the country.

  • @dontmindme4885
    @dontmindme4885 5 років тому +734

    Markiplier: **acts like a crack head and talks to a box**
    Amy: *”this is fine”*

  • @ferble6925
    @ferble6925 3 роки тому +37

    when she said the fridge i just imagined her putting it in and whispering "shhh its produce" to the fridge while slowly backing away

  • @haxl2200
    @haxl2200 5 років тому +856

    Markiplier: *goes away for 30 sleepies* Me who olny sleeps one a full moon: *crying in tired*

    • @margaretwilson8736
      @margaretwilson8736 5 років тому +14

      Dude I have the opposite problem. I'm an adult but can still manage 11 hour sleeps without an alarm clock.
      I wish I slept less.
      Please I'm sleeping my life away
      OH GOD ITS HAPPENING NO 😴

    • @pabloelfunko913
      @pabloelfunko913 5 років тому +3

      You make mah brain hurt

    • @tellmywifiloveher6474
      @tellmywifiloveher6474 5 років тому +5

      are you having a seizure from the lack of sleep

    • @jocelyncrosby9724
      @jocelyncrosby9724 5 років тому +2

      I am your 400th like :D

    • @absentisomnis8650
      @absentisomnis8650 5 років тому +2

      this is big brain time

  • @kylieupole9771
    @kylieupole9771 5 років тому +795

    Mark sounds like he's gonna go get milk and never come back 😂

    • @LibroProductions
      @LibroProductions 5 років тому +13

      He never did😢... He's just like my father

    • @Obstagoons
      @Obstagoons 5 років тому +3

      Dad???

    • @knightmare_346
      @knightmare_346 5 років тому

      amazing world of Gumball reference?
      oof

    • @ashfre2207
      @ashfre2207 5 років тому +1

      why are you talking about my dad

    • @Allustar
      @Allustar 5 років тому +1

      Daddy, please come home

  • @Phantomyre
    @Phantomyre 5 років тому +799

    While Mark was comforting the audience about his absence, I felt like a baby about to cry while daddy is telling me he has to go to work.

  • @jacksonj7975
    @jacksonj7975 3 роки тому +79

    Yo, the whole sleepies bit is proof that Mark would be a great dad.

  • @zachn2872
    @zachn2872 5 років тому +327

    Mark: “I’ll be gone for 30 sleepies. So when you go to sleep, count 1...”
    Me: *naps 30 times in one day*

  • @greenygruettgaming2577
    @greenygruettgaming2577 5 років тому +834

    Everyone else: let’s play Minecraft!
    Mark: Sour. Patch. Kids.

    • @chrisdoman9916
      @chrisdoman9916 5 років тому +9

      @I don't like Lgbt people just shut up no one like the plugs like just stop leaching off mark

    • @bluej6107
      @bluej6107 5 років тому +4

      @I don’t like Lgbt people
      FUCK OFF YA HETERO
      See you didn’t like that did you now stop doing it to other people

    • @EdibleBacon
      @EdibleBacon 5 років тому +3

      guys relax he's probably just a kid

    • @jackmick5592
      @jackmick5592 5 років тому

      (Strange markiplier sounds)

    • @phantomsdeadinside5391
      @phantomsdeadinside5391 5 років тому

      It's more like sour👏patch👏kids👏

  • @Jayden-nq6yp
    @Jayden-nq6yp 5 років тому +531

    Mark: *Tries To Learn Korean*
    Also Mark: *Can't Speak English*

    • @boeloevanboeloefontein
      @boeloevanboeloefontein 5 років тому +1

      But of course! His brain's hardwired for Korean, so he'll do better with it!

    • @just_a_strange_traveler
      @just_a_strange_traveler 5 років тому +1

      Like how Percy Jackson is dyslexic

    • @Brain_pocketer
      @Brain_pocketer 5 років тому

      The Observer *DISQUSTING!*

    • @Phoenix-fw7bm
      @Phoenix-fw7bm 5 років тому +1

      Mnr. Volkstaat tf? Hardwired for korean? So if I’m Chinese I can only speak Chinese fluently?

    • @victorcaypop736
      @victorcaypop736 5 років тому

      hey guys .
      I tried so hard on my videos and I need your support.Sry for spamming

  • @thepreposterousnobody1503
    @thepreposterousnobody1503 2 роки тому +112

    Mark is just good at pointing out he's point but at the same time he can lead you off-topic and bring you back easily and the off-topic still makes sense... A man who knows quality content

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 11 місяців тому +1

      Man's been in the game for a decade. He knows his stuff.

  • @dextro4863
    @dextro4863 5 років тому +613

    I like to think of Mark as my internet Dad that has a unnatural obsession with New Sour Patch products.

    • @crazialex
      @crazialex 5 років тому +1

      Yeeee haaawwwwwww

    • @pedromoraes7632
      @pedromoraes7632 5 років тому +7

      "Nice, Daddy uploaded a video."

    • @crazialex
      @crazialex 5 років тому

      @@pedromoraes7632 I want more

    • @bruh9009
      @bruh9009 5 років тому +1

      The replies are gay

    • @pedromoraes7632
      @pedromoraes7632 5 років тому +5

      @@bruh9009 That's a way of coming out of the closet, I guess.

  • @favianguevara5912
    @favianguevara5912 5 років тому +1238

    “Sour patch kids is an *Object* “
    -Markiplier

  • @HSF8811
    @HSF8811 5 років тому +486

    Mark: "Blue Raspberry is an artificial flavor."
    Also Mark: *R E D B E R R Y*

  • @Epex2020
    @Epex2020 2 роки тому +9

    “That’s why it’s called Ghost: cause you ‘bout to be one”-Mark Fischbach 2019

  • @mytriousmushroom6080
    @mytriousmushroom6080 5 років тому +640

    I am living for lixian's editing, Amy's cameos, and Mark's narration.

    • @Grumby376
      @Grumby376 5 років тому +1

      same

    • @largeboy5577
      @largeboy5577 4 роки тому +8

      the true holy trinity

    • @unequippedinv
      @unequippedinv Рік тому +1

      @@largeboy5577 this was 3 years ago but ive come to remind you its still funny as fuck

  • @cidiums
    @cidiums 4 роки тому +1323

    “what do you get when you cross an english teacher and a dinosaur?”
    “p a n c a k e”

  • @jdtron179
    @jdtron179 5 років тому +781

    The fact that he didn’t eat it with a tactical shovel made me very angry

    • @glyph__
      @glyph__ 5 років тому +19

      I was so afraid he was gonna slice open his mouth and become joker when he was eating the ice cream

    • @mothsama
      @mothsama 5 років тому +9

      I actually bought a tactical shovel and went camping. It's my best friend now 🙂

    • @noah.6o4
      @noah.6o4 5 років тому +1

      JDtron 17 go away

    • @qihaochen8399
      @qihaochen8399 5 років тому

      @@glyph__ jokerplier

    • @oskarcanta8907
      @oskarcanta8907 5 років тому +1

      I got a tac shovel

  • @keylimepie3652
    @keylimepie3652 3 роки тому +211

    Honestly, these videos wouldn't be the same without Lixian. He makes these videos 10 times funnier with his edits.

  • @W0lfenstrike
    @W0lfenstrike 5 років тому +285

    'Sour Patch Yogurt'
    Mark: *SCREECHES IN TACTICAL SHOVEL*

  • @thedark_phoenix
    @thedark_phoenix 3 роки тому +1858

    10:25 "Is this pre-workout??"
    *Flashbacks to the punch*
    "There's pre-workout on the carpet"
    "Don't tell Amy!"
    "The pre-workout got me all hopped up"

  • @harmonyquinn2557
    @harmonyquinn2557 3 роки тому +21

    “I will be conversational in Korean, that doesn’t mean that I’m fluid.”

    • @Arichu_
      @Arichu_ 2 роки тому +1

      Lol this is me with Hindi

  • @sheebe_loo6525
    @sheebe_loo6525 5 років тому +714

    Mark: I've never had Go-Gurt cause I was too poor.
    Everyone else: Aww shit, here we go again

    • @ushugs3099
      @ushugs3099 5 років тому +8

      It's not "Aww" it's Ah idiota, but beautiful idiota

    • @nolanc9432
      @nolanc9432 5 років тому +1

      Ush Ugs r/woosh kind of

    • @ushugs3099
      @ushugs3099 5 років тому +3

      @@nolanc9432 You're the one that got r/woosh'd

    • @malsolo293
      @malsolo293 5 років тому +1

      @@ushugs3099 it's aww because he said he was too poor and it's the sympathy.

    • @nolanc9432
      @nolanc9432 5 років тому

      Ush Ugs how so?

  • @sjsimom2
    @sjsimom2 5 років тому +345

    Mark: "This video isn't about Go Gurt or Sour Patch Kids."
    Me: Did you buy another tactical shovel?

    • @melodybishop6279
      @melodybishop6279 5 років тому +3

      No, he bought a tactical tactical THIS time! It’s like a tactical shovel, but more TACTICAL!!! It has everything you need! Tactual shovel, tactical pickaxe, tactical foot stool, you name it! And Tactical Tactical will have it!

    • @emilyfogerty6438
      @emilyfogerty6438 5 років тому +1

      Ikr? Lol

  • @mrlazarus6778
    @mrlazarus6778 5 років тому +526

    "Sour patch please sponsor me!"
    "Oh God that tastes like vomit I'm gonna die."
    Ah yes, I see this reverse psychology Mark

    • @declantecho1717
      @declantecho1717 5 років тому +12

      Crimson Dynamite720
      “I don’t care if it tastes like shit cause pre-workout SHOULD taste like shit”
      He is really trying

  • @Lovingmybeautifulife
    @Lovingmybeautifulife 3 роки тому +41

    Mark: after everything 2019 has put us through
    2020: honey, you got a big storm coming

  • @jasmine.the.alien12
    @jasmine.the.alien12 5 років тому +2400

    Me: *in class watching a 30 year old man eating yogurt*

    • @tylerhayes4584
      @tylerhayes4584 5 років тому +40

      Jasmine The Alien it’s go gurt* the men’s yogurt

    • @Grannysmithedits
      @Grannysmithedits 5 років тому +12

      Just look at his avatar it fits perfectly with his stuff he’s saying LOL

    • @boxman2491
      @boxman2491 5 років тому +3

      ME TOO!!!

    • @lilymaceachern6710
      @lilymaceachern6710 5 років тому +3

      Samemeeee

    • @furzyartz
      @furzyartz 5 років тому +3

      That’s a mood right there

  • @younggunner9429
    @younggunner9429 5 років тому +531

    "Not one, not two, but two"
    Markiplier-2019

  • @lilachicky
    @lilachicky 5 років тому +443

    Let’s just take a minute to remember “I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIIIIIIIIVEEE OVENS”

    • @jordanmartin3077
      @jordanmartin3077 5 років тому +2

      SAMMEEEE

    • @ciaranash1814
      @ciaranash1814 5 років тому

      @@The_Eevee_Breeder the creme brulee markiplier makes video thingy

  • @Brooke-dy7gx
    @Brooke-dy7gx 3 роки тому +34

    'Mark: 'worth all the disasters and horrible things of 2019...''
    2020: heh....

  • @lynnhough9318
    @lynnhough9318 5 років тому +610

    This should be renamed:
    _Darkiplier failing at English while Sourpatch Kids take over food as we know it_

  • @mrwhiffy2045
    @mrwhiffy2045 5 років тому +409

    Literally everyone on UA-cam: Minecraft
    Mark: Roblox and Sour Patch Ice Cream, Cereal, and Go-Gurt. Plus a tutorial on the uses for a tactical shovel

    • @kaimikalaniYT
      @kaimikalaniYT 5 років тому +5

      You forgot uno

    • @HyperHypocrite
      @HyperHypocrite 5 років тому +1

      Nicole The Author literally about to comment that lol

    • @essentialhealing1931
      @essentialhealing1931 5 років тому +1

      And a great story about the used for a tactical shovel

    • @Cman2084
      @Cman2084 5 років тому

      You forgot his pole dancing skills a few years back.

    • @real_black_wolf_8974
      @real_black_wolf_8974 5 років тому

      it's actually very bad in roblox it's need to watch flamingo

  • @izzydadropout
    @izzydadropout 5 років тому +647

    *PewDiePie: MEME REVIEW👏👏*
    *Markiplier: SOUR PATCH KIDS REVIEW👏👏*

    • @samsemy6825
      @samsemy6825 5 років тому +4

      No it can't be two claps, Pewds wont do anything, but you know how Skynet is doing these days...

    • @aphex2056
      @aphex2056 5 років тому

      I guess someone needs to afford first class plane tickets to South Korea

    • @KurtBenedictWilburBPUA
      @KurtBenedictWilburBPUA 5 років тому

      What part of the vid did he say it

  • @foshizzlemanizzle4753
    @foshizzlemanizzle4753 3 роки тому +12

    *box torn apart and standing upside down*
    Mark: “I managed to open it somewhat correctly”

  • @patato3429
    @patato3429 5 років тому +410

    “Not one, not two, BUT TWO”
    Me: I- wut...

    • @LazGato
      @LazGato 5 років тому +9

      Oh yeah its big BRAIN time

    • @rural5876
      @rural5876 5 років тому

      @@LazGato me brain are big strong

    • @codhater2000
      @codhater2000 5 років тому

      Guess it makes sense since lebron only won twice with miami

    • @larvaedadindex
      @larvaedadindex 5 років тому

      This here is what we call a joke my man

    • @wildpanda4023
      @wildpanda4023 5 років тому

      Welcome mark’s channel

  • @gabrielburhead4787
    @gabrielburhead4787 5 років тому +402

    Am I the only who laughed when he said “It’s called ghost because u boutta be one “ while he was struggling to breath

  • @DarkHorseDanny
    @DarkHorseDanny 5 років тому +888

    “That’s why it’s called GHOST... cause you’re about to be one.”
    Irony ~ Markiplier will be a “GHOST” for a while 👀

    • @aiden.117
      @aiden.117 5 років тому +4

      Well, technically, it’s not ironic. It would be ironic to say you will turn into a ghost after drinking it and not turn into one, but turning into a ghost after you drink it would just be expected. And yes, I know your “ghost” is used in a different way but that made sense in my mind.

    • @davidtorres4625
      @davidtorres4625 5 років тому +3

      @@aiden.117 what?

    • @davidtorres4625
      @davidtorres4625 5 років тому +2

      Looks away from screen. . .
      Where's my hand?

    • @alexanderelderhorst2107
      @alexanderelderhorst2107 5 років тому +1

      Oh yeah fair point, cause he's about to ghost... away for a while... no? nah not a good one but at least I made the effort.

    • @blackpants7385
      @blackpants7385 5 років тому

      @@aiden.117 I don't think that's how irony works.

  • @soulgamess6337
    @soulgamess6337 5 років тому +875

    Blurs out Amy’s face even though we’ve already seen it
    This is Big Brain time

    • @omarperez1043
      @omarperez1043 5 років тому +21

      Why deos that sound like from sean [jacksepticeye]

    • @tellmywifiloveher6474
      @tellmywifiloveher6474 5 років тому +7

      @@omarperez1043 nope on multiple levels

    • @DezziDuck
      @DezziDuck 5 років тому +60

      She was probably on some "no blur that I look bad today" juice

    • @kenshiromilesvt.7037
      @kenshiromilesvt.7037 5 років тому +4

      Its big hair time

    • @PeachyFairyFox
      @PeachyFairyFox 5 років тому +3

      maybe she didn't have makeup on? I hope that's not the reason because that's so vain and conceited. Like, we aren't after you Amy. You don't have to look hot for us. We respect Mark.

  • @Isaj60
    @Isaj60 5 років тому +600

    Felix: *plays minecraft*
    Jack: *plays minecraft*
    Mark: "i need to be original" *plays roblox and eats sour patch kids*

    • @michaelpage5467
      @michaelpage5467 5 років тому +14

      Got to admit, it is pretty original.

    • @Masonia_
      @Masonia_ 5 років тому +1

      Yes

    • @DannDorito
      @DannDorito 5 років тому +4

      Better then what I do

    • @lua_programmer
      @lua_programmer 5 років тому +3

      Because roblox is better with sour patch kids :D

    • @DarkDisc1
      @DarkDisc1 5 років тому +6

      Sour patch kids are fucking fire though

  • @thegoblin8269
    @thegoblin8269 5 років тому +470

    So this is Marks new way to vlog, find weird sour patch kids stuff, say what you need to say, eat and review sour patch kids stuff

    • @paris2777
      @paris2777 5 років тому +3

      Step 3: profit

    • @SuperGamer-wv8wu
      @SuperGamer-wv8wu 5 років тому +2

      step 4: here comes the money, money money money

    • @ImViole
      @ImViole 5 років тому +2

      Well yes, but actually yes

  • @ThunderBear911
    @ThunderBear911 2 роки тому +10

    Mark: "why was the go gurt in the produce door" Amy: "Because you don't look their"

  • @R_ARC
    @R_ARC 5 років тому +658

    I like how mark treats us like giant adult baby's

    • @BlastMagicianYGO
      @BlastMagicianYGO 5 років тому +37

      Well, plenty of us act like giant adult babies so it works out.

    • @eddieburt3210
      @eddieburt3210 5 років тому +6

      Emphasis on adult

    • @ChasityCline
      @ChasityCline 5 років тому +3

      It is so funny though I love it

    • @CinematriX_TX21
      @CinematriX_TX21 5 років тому +13

      Mark in Asdfmovie series: Look at the little baby.
      Now look at the big baby.
      Mark as the big baby's voice: *WAH*

    • @shadowthief6537
      @shadowthief6537 5 років тому +2

      Aren’t we tho?

  • @conormeade3849
    @conormeade3849 5 років тому +485

    14:15 "I think this is gonna kill me, that's why it's called ghost, cus you bout to be one"

    • @kraken_05515
      @kraken_05515 5 років тому +16

      I laughed so hard

    • @Thesnakerox
      @Thesnakerox 5 років тому +10

      Favorite part of the video right there

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 5 років тому +11

      "It's not ba- it's just.. it's like- IT'S BAD!"

  • @ad-ss5uz
    @ad-ss5uz 5 років тому +337

    Everyone: *makes Minecraft videos* then *gets millions of views*
    Markiplier: SOUR PATCH KIDS EVERYTHING!!!!!!!

    • @depuresso
      @depuresso 5 років тому +1

      a person I WAS GONNA COMMENT THAT 😂😂

    • @ad-ss5uz
      @ad-ss5uz 5 років тому +1

      @@depuresso LOL😂

    • @Pokesummons
      @Pokesummons 5 років тому +2

      Yes

    • @icecreamsandwitch3008
      @icecreamsandwitch3008 5 років тому +2

      Its a nice break.

    • @ad-ss5uz
      @ad-ss5uz 5 років тому +1

      @@icecreamsandwitch3008 yeah I agree, but it would still be fun if he played! 😁

  • @tinypanda0176
    @tinypanda0176 3 роки тому +13

    7:59
    when you are trying to remember someones birthday

  • @elijahhaines4006
    @elijahhaines4006 5 років тому +190

    "Those kids are dead... and I ate them."
    -Mark 2019

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 5 років тому +6

      "I need to get out of the country." - also Mark 2019

  • @jfio1487
    @jfio1487 5 років тому +906

    Why did I just watch a grown up man eat sour patch kids food for 16 minutes

    • @danekota1512
      @danekota1512 5 років тому +20

      Because you subscribed for content like this

    • @TaraTara-ld2xb
      @TaraTara-ld2xb 5 років тому +4

      dabigbadboss96 Because it's Mark! Lol.

    • @AlexYadaYada
      @AlexYadaYada 5 років тому +7

      Quality content

    • @Knifity
      @Knifity 5 років тому +4

      Because its wholesome content OwO

    • @thenormalpsycho4198
      @thenormalpsycho4198 5 років тому +6

      We all watched him contemplate a banana for like 5 minutes.

  • @moistywoisty
    @moistywoisty 5 років тому +1378

    Markiplier should become a professional food critic

  • @nxbility
    @nxbility 3 роки тому +13

    9:12 markiplier would be a great father. i actually smiled at this 🤣

  • @UncleHornieAUS
    @UncleHornieAUS 5 років тому +654

    Mark at the start of video: I’ve never had a go-gurt
    Mark after trying one: These taste like go-gurts only sour

  • @stellamitkov2500
    @stellamitkov2500 5 років тому +1252

    "If I die -- *ooh!* Is this a coupon??"
    -mark i. plier

  • @dashelcampbell8172
    @dashelcampbell8172 5 років тому +658

    “Instead of kids eating gogurt, it’s gogurt eating kids”
    -markiplier 2019

  • @space._.raccoon1060
    @space._.raccoon1060 3 роки тому +8

    Do you remember the before the largest betrayal yet? This is it, its so distant now

  • @comradebagel9995
    @comradebagel9995 5 років тому +446

    "Go-gurt, the men's yogurt"
    - Markiplier 2019

  • @hyp3rtrace305
    @hyp3rtrace305 3 роки тому +923

    a sentence i never thought i would hear mark say "the sour patch kids in their ivory tower decided to put their children inside go-gurts

  • @hannahgould821
    @hannahgould821 5 років тому +226

    Mark assuring me that he'll be fine in Korea is the most genuine human affection I've had in years

    • @melodybishop6279
      @melodybishop6279 5 років тому

      Me smiling at Mark as he does his goofy intro, and saying hello back as happily as I can as my sanity slowly starts to crumble is the closest thing I’ll ever give to genuine human affection.

    • @dentedavocado
      @dentedavocado 5 років тому +1

      Same. It was like... the most real feeling of being cared about, that I ever felt. Like I have never felt more genuine care/affection in my life.

  • @Yimster06
    @Yimster06 3 роки тому +8

    4:22 “it’s... gogurt, eating kids.” -markiplier, 2019

  • @julianrobles345
    @julianrobles345 5 років тому +273

    Everyone:*playing minecraft*
    Markiplier: you ever hear of this thing called sour patch kids

    • @diannejohn5346
      @diannejohn5346 5 років тому

      We get it mark don't play minecraft shut up.

    • @julianrobles345
      @julianrobles345 5 років тому +4

      @@diannejohn5346 awww is someone cranky

    • @just_aweird0
      @just_aweird0 5 років тому

      heard*

    • @ShadowJ667
      @ShadowJ667 5 років тому

      Julian Robles he needs to stop holding out on us, youtubers like Sean are booming since they started playing minecraft! He doesn’t even have to play it everyday, even once a week could boost him to 25m subs in the matter of a fortnight (and NO I DONT MEAN THAT BLASTED GAME), minecraft is what got felix to 100m subs, bet if he didn’t start he wouldn’t be able to celebrate like mad with 100m people at the very least celebrating with him

    • @Jack-er5vq
      @Jack-er5vq 5 років тому

      Stolen comment

  • @amatteroffax512
    @amatteroffax512 5 років тому +116

    "Not one, not two...
    But two."
    -Mark, 08/30/2019

    • @dakady4180
      @dakady4180 5 років тому +2

      I thinked about that really long. Thats really geniusly said

    • @typicalaustralian7008
      @typicalaustralian7008 5 років тому +2

      It's big brain time, gamers

  • @operatorbeygx4501
    @operatorbeygx4501 4 роки тому +756

    I love how he was holding the yogurt tubes like a toddler like with his entire fist

    • @ellymac6173
      @ellymac6173 4 роки тому +16

      He's baby

    • @miadeluna9674
      @miadeluna9674 4 роки тому +6

      I still do that tbh

    • @bethfaceplays
      @bethfaceplays 4 роки тому +8

      How else do you hold it?

    • @ag9586
      @ag9586 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah because he is and was a big baby

    • @fazeracc6
      @fazeracc6 4 роки тому +3

      Well what do u want him to do not hold it

  • @ChiefGideon
    @ChiefGideon 3 роки тому +68

    Truly disgusting, that some “brands” would do this horrible thing to Mark.

  • @zootedclips4305
    @zootedclips4305 5 років тому +215

    Jack and felix: rewinds 4 years to minecraft
    Markiplier: rewinds but notices roblox and sour patch kids instead

    • @bloodmoonlps
      @bloodmoonlps 5 років тому

      Mark : I found something way better!

  • @laurathedad
    @laurathedad 5 років тому +229

    Mark: dairy keeps organic organisms alive
    Me lactose intolerant: *chuckles* I’m in danger

  • @DreamsOfLiquidSilver
    @DreamsOfLiquidSilver 5 років тому +533

    Markiplier: official sour patch kids reviewer

  • @double_a_battery7707
    @double_a_battery7707 3 роки тому +4

    “that’s why it’s called ghost cuz you bout to be one” is now the best sentence ever

  • @Mcf4742
    @Mcf4742 3 роки тому +2561

    Back when 30 sleepies was a long time, and the project he was hinting at here being Unus Annus, now dead, hurts. 365 days gone by so fast, 30 sleepies is nothing now

  • @lindseyseastrom3258
    @lindseyseastrom3258 5 років тому +324

    "Ok, so we got blue raspberry, and RED."

  • @scoopem1
    @scoopem1 5 років тому +225

    Mark: After you go to sleep 30 times I will be back
    Me: *Attempts to take 30 naps in one day*

    • @frozenfoxgames5300
      @frozenfoxgames5300 5 років тому +11

      That's the mistake you made. Mark said sleep 30 times, not nap 30 times. Two different things.

    • @lone_fyre7528
      @lone_fyre7528 5 років тому +2

      FrozenFox Games6 r/whoosh

    • @frozenfoxgames5300
      @frozenfoxgames5300 5 років тому +7

      @@lone_fyre7528
      You say as if you think I was being serious.

    • @bi.fruitsalad
      @bi.fruitsalad 5 років тому +7

      Lone_Fyre r/woooooooosh

    • @apollo8233
      @apollo8233 5 років тому +3

      Lone_Fyre no

  • @thecatloverarchie1192
    @thecatloverarchie1192 3 роки тому +7

    “That doesn’t mean I’m fluid” I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

  • @Ashtranza
    @Ashtranza 5 років тому +495

    Markiplier: "I'm going to be fluid in korean."
    Also Markiplier: "synph- synfht- symphnt- SYNTHETIC!"

    • @judestarbabypup
      @judestarbabypup 5 років тому +3

      Don't make fun of his speech impediment 😓

    • @hanthonyc
      @hanthonyc 5 років тому +9

      conversational is far different than fluent

    • @God-if9xx
      @God-if9xx 5 років тому +2

      @@judestarbabypup it's not making fun, it is funny

    • @judestarbabypup
      @judestarbabypup 5 років тому +5

      @@God-if9xx but he really does have a speech impediment ... he's very smart.. his mouth just fumbles s sounds sometimes. It's not that he doesn't know what he's saying.

    • @CookingMyWay
      @CookingMyWay 5 років тому

      @@hanthonyc and as an Italian with a cooking Channel I know it everyday 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @127sys
    @127sys 5 років тому +350

    "So you were lying to yourself thi-"
    "to the fridge."
    These episode's are the best because Amy is literally the best.

    • @kryph1
      @kryph1 5 років тому

      Xew DiBenedetto no u

    • @cat8946
      @cat8946 5 років тому +1

      Weird question.... how tf did u get that blue heart next to your name

    • @ALMarkAZ1990
      @ALMarkAZ1990 5 років тому +1

      I would like to know as well

    • @uwuskettit3101
      @uwuskettit3101 5 років тому +1

      They are apart of Mark's youtube membership so with each milestone your heart turns a different color

    • @cat8946
      @cat8946 5 років тому +1

      @@uwuskettit3101 how do I become a member??