Sour Patch Kids HAS GONE TOO FAR
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
- Sour Patch Kids has come out with their most insane product yet!! I wasn't expecting ANYTHING like this...
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"Not one, Not two, but Two." - Markiplier 2019
*o b j e c t s*
😂😂
ay lmao
Where's mark😭😭😭😭 he said month of content
*s o u r p a t c h s o u p*
“Those kids are dead, and I ate them.”
-Markiplier
"... I gotta leave the country." -Also Markiplier
Are those kids or drugs? You can't tell the difference
@Nurain Nabilah Nazri just kidding , like that time when mark said "are these mentos or drugs you can't tell the difference"
That reminds me of caleb the cannibal from b99
Booty Smacks
at this point, the sour patch kids company is just making new products purely to mess with mark’s head
Waiting for toothpaste and mouthwash
@@chopstick9002 You evil genius. Wait, the actual evil genius is whoever actually spends money researching how to do it and makes it a thing.
Lmao yes
oh! 200 likes, fun
YES 😂🤣, they gotta keep making stuff for Mark to try and react to!, it’s hilarious 😂 😂 🤣.
They way he was babying us about how long he would be gone like a dad going on a work trip is kinda comforting. It’s really wholesome and weird at the same time and I don’t know why I like it.
AAME
he is offically the dad of yt
M A R K I D A D
Ok just saying, it was really sweet and in my house there’s not a lot of affection. It actually made me cry and it *is* really wholesome and sweet
@@kermitnottheefrog1086 are you ok?
"Not one, not two, but *two* objects."
-Markiplier, 2019
Reading this made me realize that none of these youtube quotes are gonna be remembered in the future
Ah the nature of being a idiot I know all about it
I actually had to rewind that coz I thought I heard it wrong >,
MatrixMushroom *yeah it’s big bwain time*
I was your 800th like be happy
Mark: "Not one, Not two-
*"But two-"*
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“What do you call an English teacher mixed with a dinosaur?”
Mark: *a PaNCakE?!*
I thought it was going to be a philoso-raptor
That's a guidance counselor mixed with a dinosaur
A grown man said this
marks right i guess
Mark makes way better jokes then u
Amy: what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and an English teacher?
Mark: *p a n c a k e*
thank you for making this comment, I am both blind and deaf so this comment helped me enjoy a moment in the video despite my disabilities. thank you.
@@feritye767 uhhh
@@feritye767 Yeah, I'm also blind and reading things like this just warms my heart.
@@ni__wolf143 as a fellow blind man, I agree with this statement
Common mark logic
Markiplier: “I can speak Korean”
*tries to speak English and fails*
Because he's replacing his English with Korean
To be fair I was born in America I can only speak English and my friends who grew up in Mexico and could only speak Spanish till they were like 14-15 can speak better English than me so .-.
This one killed my Channel 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 r
I'm leaving for 30 days now, see you you soon lol
Crystal The ugly everyone knows hola como estas
Pewdiepie: "I'm so glad 2019 went this way, I got married, got 100 million subscribers, and defeated the enderdragon."
Markiplier: "I'm so glad 2019 went this way, I get to drink Sour Patch Kids pre-workout."
Also got swole and rich in Roblox.
@Damien Breisch xd
BRUH CHAIN
I still hope to see Mark, Felix and Sean play minecraft together, as happened in that chapter of the world of warcraft...follow there little kitty :,)
Mark: I'll be back in thirty sleepies!
Me, an insomniac: *sweats*
Right I was like 30 im lucky if i get 3 hours
If you think about it, us insomniacs are waiting at least less than a week for Mark to come back.
Bro i'm watching this at 3:45 am he'll be back in like 10 sleepies, max
Lol!
Big fucking mood fam LOL
“The disasters of 2019” oh so innocent mark.
I bumped you up to 200 so fkn satisfying
*shudders*
If only he knew.....
That's what I was thinking.
if only he knew what was crawling upon the world...sigh.
"Not one, not two! But two new sour kids objects!"
~Markiplier 2019
*big braiN*
Dead meme format
Not one, not two, but too
@@MAVM28 imagine caring about a meme's lifespan
This comment made by not-a-sour-ass gang
I hope everyone has a great day and god bless ❤️
Coming from a small youtuber :)
Him reassuring everyone that he would only be gone for “ten times three sleepies” was actually super endearing and sweet
It made me smile. 😂
@@virtusetglorie you'll get there soon lol :) it's super sweet
I thought it was patronizing lol🤣
@@TVMAN1997 u taking it too seriously then
Wait what
Everyone else: Minecraft
Mark: *sour* *patch* *kids*
and roblox
Minecraft sour patch
They're like the same things I think
Markimoo do anather prop hunt
Moss Patch no it’s
Everyone else:Minecraft
Markiplier: roblox
Mark: talking about how bad 2019 is
Everyone now in 2021 : "oh just wait for 2020"
ye lol
2021 has been pretty shitty so far as well
Me in 2026. Oooooh just you all wait.
@@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet YEAH IKR JUST LET THEM WAIT
@@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet oh f-
Jack: *minecraft*
Pewds: *minecraft*
Mark: *IM GUNNA EAT CANDY WITH MY SHOVEL*
I....
Yeah he is learning minecraft 🤓
Noob ate sour patch with shovel in minecraft!!
I don’t like how Jack and Pewds are going back to Minecraft, there those people who played Fortnite because it was a hit, they stopped playing Minecraft when it was lame, MARK IS COOL!!!
Tactical shovel
CocaCola ZeroSugar nice profile pic, what video is it from?
"Gogurt. The men's yogurt."
-Markiplier 2019
Isn't it like gay yogurt? Since it would be mogurt for men's yogurt ALSO DON'T WOOOOSH ME
r/whoosh
Potatobean Gaming r/wooosh
@@potatobeangaming4374what. ive been eating GAY YOGURT.
when a pre-workout is so bad it causes you to become emotionally unstable enough to punch a hole in a wall.
"Upon drinking this I should turn into a raging monstrosity"
Ah, memories...
,,,"Im sorry."
Unus Annus
Especially if u get it on the rug that just OverPowers it to the max
i absolutely love the dynamic between Amy and Mark. There's romantic love, but also best friend love there and I'm here for it.
Mark is just the Gordon Ramsay of sour patch things
Geneviève objects, ya big ol noob
Zekiah Mendenerz that’s meeeee 😂😂
that made me laugh xD
Now he needs to try the new Sour Patch Kids ice cream.
Donovan Silva today’s your day bc he has
"Go-gurt: the men's yogurt" - Markiplier 2019
More like cursed yogurt.
Mmm... Phallic
What about Go-onnise: The Men's Mayonnise?🤔
“I was far too poor to afford yogurt.”
*Ethan and Tyler: (internal screaming)*
but then he was a man with many ovens
@@angiwater2591 yes yes he was. You know the problem? He was to poor to afford ingredients :p
Also I totally agree thats what Tyler and Ethan would be doing.
I was just thing that when that part came up 😅😅
What ever happened to Tyler and Ethan?
@@weebvoiceguy474 Ethan got unverified
Imagine not being able to afford yoghurt, to now owning five ovens.
“It’s fruit,” she whispers as she slowly slides the go-gurt into produce drawer.
@I don’t like Lgbt people bro your ass is annoyed (had you fix you to your) Edit: I'm a dumbass I said annoyed except for annoying smh myslef
Finally, Mark will be able to swear at video games in 2 languages.
Like PewDiePie
That's so true 😂
DWC15 😂😂
Just like pewds xDDDDD
Felix has entered the chat
Most people: squeeze the yogurt up from the tube into their mouths
Mark: DEEP THROATS ENTIRE TUBE
Ikr!
hufflepuffs for the win wait thats not how you’re supposed to eat it?
hufflepuffs for the win r/wooosh
Don't give the internet ideas for weird porn!
@@ItzHope1412 lol 😂
“ all the disasters and terrible things of 2019”-Markiplier Pre COVID-19
How are people still surprised that Mark is Korean?
He brings it up as much as him saying “I’m Markiplier”
Holy shit Mark’s Korean?
I never knew.
Marki “I’m Korean” plier.
Hes also hawaian
Some random guy that you saw in the comments no, he was just born there. It’s not his ethnicity.
Stay safe in South Korea, Mark! Don’t forget your *_tactical shovel!_*
But he threw it so far away.
@@SairinEarthsea 😂😂😂
Isn't it north Korea you should never go to?
Danyael Gomez yes. North Korea is generally discouraged as a vacation destination
@@Zeldafreak3 it's not even like discouraged you cant go there period. Unless it's for like authorized business uou cant enter or leave the country.
Markiplier: **acts like a crack head and talks to a box**
Amy: *”this is fine”*
Both of her are me
it absolutely fucking is
It is
when she said the fridge i just imagined her putting it in and whispering "shhh its produce" to the fridge while slowly backing away
Markiplier: *goes away for 30 sleepies* Me who olny sleeps one a full moon: *crying in tired*
Dude I have the opposite problem. I'm an adult but can still manage 11 hour sleeps without an alarm clock.
I wish I slept less.
Please I'm sleeping my life away
OH GOD ITS HAPPENING NO 😴
You make mah brain hurt
are you having a seizure from the lack of sleep
I am your 400th like :D
this is big brain time
Mark sounds like he's gonna go get milk and never come back 😂
He never did😢... He's just like my father
Dad???
amazing world of Gumball reference?
oof
why are you talking about my dad
Daddy, please come home
While Mark was comforting the audience about his absence, I felt like a baby about to cry while daddy is telling me he has to go to work.
Here too. I loved it
Me too 😂
I'm crying, I've seen too many happy-sad things today..
Legit same, I wanted to cry because of it. 😂
bruh 😭
Yo, the whole sleepies bit is proof that Mark would be a great dad.
Mark: “I’ll be gone for 30 sleepies. So when you go to sleep, count 1...”
Me: *naps 30 times in one day*
Lol
That's so wholesome lol
Knightfall 25 hypersomniacs rise up
When?
Everyone else: let’s play Minecraft!
Mark: Sour. Patch. Kids.
@I don't like Lgbt people just shut up no one like the plugs like just stop leaching off mark
@I don’t like Lgbt people
FUCK OFF YA HETERO
See you didn’t like that did you now stop doing it to other people
guys relax he's probably just a kid
(Strange markiplier sounds)
It's more like sour👏patch👏kids👏
Mark: *Tries To Learn Korean*
Also Mark: *Can't Speak English*
But of course! His brain's hardwired for Korean, so he'll do better with it!
Like how Percy Jackson is dyslexic
The Observer *DISQUSTING!*
Mnr. Volkstaat tf? Hardwired for korean? So if I’m Chinese I can only speak Chinese fluently?
hey guys .
I tried so hard on my videos and I need your support.Sry for spamming
Mark is just good at pointing out he's point but at the same time he can lead you off-topic and bring you back easily and the off-topic still makes sense... A man who knows quality content
Man's been in the game for a decade. He knows his stuff.
I like to think of Mark as my internet Dad that has a unnatural obsession with New Sour Patch products.
Yeeee haaawwwwwww
"Nice, Daddy uploaded a video."
@@pedromoraes7632 I want more
The replies are gay
@@bruh9009 That's a way of coming out of the closet, I guess.
“Sour patch kids is an *Object* “
-Markiplier
And chica is his dog
And chica is a dog
he went
h o b j e c c
its a food
I was your 1000 like bro
Mark: "Blue Raspberry is an artificial flavor."
Also Mark: *R E D B E R R Y*
“That’s why it’s called Ghost: cause you ‘bout to be one”-Mark Fischbach 2019
I am living for lixian's editing, Amy's cameos, and Mark's narration.
same
the true holy trinity
@@largeboy5577 this was 3 years ago but ive come to remind you its still funny as fuck
“what do you get when you cross an english teacher and a dinosaur?”
“p a n c a k e”
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
The fact that he didn’t eat it with a tactical shovel made me very angry
I was so afraid he was gonna slice open his mouth and become joker when he was eating the ice cream
I actually bought a tactical shovel and went camping. It's my best friend now 🙂
JDtron 17 go away
@@glyph__ jokerplier
I got a tac shovel
Honestly, these videos wouldn't be the same without Lixian. He makes these videos 10 times funnier with his edits.
'Sour Patch Yogurt'
Mark: *SCREECHES IN TACTICAL SHOVEL*
I actually like those and I do eat them
10:25 "Is this pre-workout??"
*Flashbacks to the punch*
"There's pre-workout on the carpet"
"Don't tell Amy!"
"The pre-workout got me all hopped up"
I was thinking the exact same thing 😂
*"O A S I S "*
@@quibblemellow THREE MILE MARK! THREE MILE MARK!
@@brendanbarnard TWO MINUTES MARK
@@quibblemellow
*OASIS*
“I will be conversational in Korean, that doesn’t mean that I’m fluid.”
Lol this is me with Hindi
Mark: I've never had Go-Gurt cause I was too poor.
Everyone else: Aww shit, here we go again
It's not "Aww" it's Ah idiota, but beautiful idiota
Ush Ugs r/woosh kind of
@@nolanc9432 You're the one that got r/woosh'd
@@ushugs3099 it's aww because he said he was too poor and it's the sympathy.
Ush Ugs how so?
Mark: "This video isn't about Go Gurt or Sour Patch Kids."
Me: Did you buy another tactical shovel?
No, he bought a tactical tactical THIS time! It’s like a tactical shovel, but more TACTICAL!!! It has everything you need! Tactual shovel, tactical pickaxe, tactical foot stool, you name it! And Tactical Tactical will have it!
Ikr? Lol
"Sour patch please sponsor me!"
"Oh God that tastes like vomit I'm gonna die."
Ah yes, I see this reverse psychology Mark
Crimson Dynamite720
“I don’t care if it tastes like shit cause pre-workout SHOULD taste like shit”
He is really trying
Mark: after everything 2019 has put us through
2020: honey, you got a big storm coming
Oh my god the meme!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me: *in class watching a 30 year old man eating yogurt*
Jasmine The Alien it’s go gurt* the men’s yogurt
Just look at his avatar it fits perfectly with his stuff he’s saying LOL
ME TOO!!!
Samemeeee
That’s a mood right there
"Not one, not two, but two"
Markiplier-2019
I wanted someone to say thus
Lol
*_GASP_*
its really "not one, not two, but too"
Let’s just take a minute to remember “I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIIIIIIIIVEEE OVENS”
SAMMEEEE
@@The_Eevee_Breeder the creme brulee markiplier makes video thingy
'Mark: 'worth all the disasters and horrible things of 2019...''
2020: heh....
This should be renamed:
_Darkiplier failing at English while Sourpatch Kids take over food as we know it_
Yes
No, then itll get less views
someone copied your comment ong
u rite
LoboDeSombra 861 yes
Literally everyone on UA-cam: Minecraft
Mark: Roblox and Sour Patch Ice Cream, Cereal, and Go-Gurt. Plus a tutorial on the uses for a tactical shovel
You forgot uno
Nicole The Author literally about to comment that lol
And a great story about the used for a tactical shovel
You forgot his pole dancing skills a few years back.
it's actually very bad in roblox it's need to watch flamingo
*PewDiePie: MEME REVIEW👏👏*
*Markiplier: SOUR PATCH KIDS REVIEW👏👏*
No it can't be two claps, Pewds wont do anything, but you know how Skynet is doing these days...
I guess someone needs to afford first class plane tickets to South Korea
What part of the vid did he say it
*box torn apart and standing upside down*
Mark: “I managed to open it somewhat correctly”
“Not one, not two, BUT TWO”
Me: I- wut...
Oh yeah its big BRAIN time
@@LazGato me brain are big strong
Guess it makes sense since lebron only won twice with miami
This here is what we call a joke my man
Welcome mark’s channel
Am I the only who laughed when he said “It’s called ghost because u boutta be one “ while he was struggling to breath
Ghosts!
XD IKR
Nope not the only one
You're not alone becoz I'm here😂😂😂
“That’s why it’s called GHOST... cause you’re about to be one.”
Irony ~ Markiplier will be a “GHOST” for a while 👀
Well, technically, it’s not ironic. It would be ironic to say you will turn into a ghost after drinking it and not turn into one, but turning into a ghost after you drink it would just be expected. And yes, I know your “ghost” is used in a different way but that made sense in my mind.
@@aiden.117 what?
Looks away from screen. . .
Where's my hand?
Oh yeah fair point, cause he's about to ghost... away for a while... no? nah not a good one but at least I made the effort.
@@aiden.117 I don't think that's how irony works.
Blurs out Amy’s face even though we’ve already seen it
This is Big Brain time
Why deos that sound like from sean [jacksepticeye]
@@omarperez1043 nope on multiple levels
She was probably on some "no blur that I look bad today" juice
Its big hair time
maybe she didn't have makeup on? I hope that's not the reason because that's so vain and conceited. Like, we aren't after you Amy. You don't have to look hot for us. We respect Mark.
Felix: *plays minecraft*
Jack: *plays minecraft*
Mark: "i need to be original" *plays roblox and eats sour patch kids*
Got to admit, it is pretty original.
Yes
Better then what I do
Because roblox is better with sour patch kids :D
Sour patch kids are fucking fire though
So this is Marks new way to vlog, find weird sour patch kids stuff, say what you need to say, eat and review sour patch kids stuff
Step 3: profit
step 4: here comes the money, money money money
Well yes, but actually yes
Mark: "why was the go gurt in the produce door" Amy: "Because you don't look their"
I like how mark treats us like giant adult baby's
Well, plenty of us act like giant adult babies so it works out.
Emphasis on adult
It is so funny though I love it
Mark in Asdfmovie series: Look at the little baby.
Now look at the big baby.
Mark as the big baby's voice: *WAH*
Aren’t we tho?
14:15 "I think this is gonna kill me, that's why it's called ghost, cus you bout to be one"
I laughed so hard
Favorite part of the video right there
"It's not ba- it's just.. it's like- IT'S BAD!"
Everyone: *makes Minecraft videos* then *gets millions of views*
Markiplier: SOUR PATCH KIDS EVERYTHING!!!!!!!
a person I WAS GONNA COMMENT THAT 😂😂
@@depuresso LOL😂
Yes
Its a nice break.
@@icecreamsandwitch3008 yeah I agree, but it would still be fun if he played! 😁
7:59
when you are trying to remember someones birthday
"Those kids are dead... and I ate them."
-Mark 2019
"I need to get out of the country." - also Mark 2019
Why did I just watch a grown up man eat sour patch kids food for 16 minutes
Because you subscribed for content like this
dabigbadboss96 Because it's Mark! Lol.
Quality content
Because its wholesome content OwO
We all watched him contemplate a banana for like 5 minutes.
Markiplier should become a professional food critic
Yesh
Gordon Ramsay is now scared lol.
*Reviewbrah joins the chat*
666 likes gotta change that mate
Now I’m Imagining him on food network
9:12 markiplier would be a great father. i actually smiled at this 🤣
Mark at the start of video: I’ve never had a go-gurt
Mark after trying one: These taste like go-gurts only sour
Lies, deceptions..
"If I die -- *ooh!* Is this a coupon??"
-mark i. plier
Heh
Most accurate depiction of his thought process
2k19 O_________O U mean 2019
O______________O you mean 2020?
@@TheMidnightLibrary r/woooosh
“Instead of kids eating gogurt, it’s gogurt eating kids”
-markiplier 2019
Things just got dark!
Agreed
666 likes
@@cripplynipplily uuuuu no...
Do you remember the before the largest betrayal yet? This is it, its so distant now
"Go-gurt, the men's yogurt"
- Markiplier 2019
a sentence i never thought i would hear mark say "the sour patch kids in their ivory tower decided to put their children inside go-gurts
Mark assuring me that he'll be fine in Korea is the most genuine human affection I've had in years
Me smiling at Mark as he does his goofy intro, and saying hello back as happily as I can as my sanity slowly starts to crumble is the closest thing I’ll ever give to genuine human affection.
Same. It was like... the most real feeling of being cared about, that I ever felt. Like I have never felt more genuine care/affection in my life.
4:22 “it’s... gogurt, eating kids.” -markiplier, 2019
this was made in 2019
Everyone:*playing minecraft*
Markiplier: you ever hear of this thing called sour patch kids
We get it mark don't play minecraft shut up.
@@diannejohn5346 awww is someone cranky
heard*
Julian Robles he needs to stop holding out on us, youtubers like Sean are booming since they started playing minecraft! He doesn’t even have to play it everyday, even once a week could boost him to 25m subs in the matter of a fortnight (and NO I DONT MEAN THAT BLASTED GAME), minecraft is what got felix to 100m subs, bet if he didn’t start he wouldn’t be able to celebrate like mad with 100m people at the very least celebrating with him
Stolen comment
"Not one, not two...
But two."
-Mark, 08/30/2019
I thinked about that really long. Thats really geniusly said
It's big brain time, gamers
I love how he was holding the yogurt tubes like a toddler like with his entire fist
He's baby
I still do that tbh
How else do you hold it?
Yeah because he is and was a big baby
Well what do u want him to do not hold it
Truly disgusting, that some “brands” would do this horrible thing to Mark.
Jack and felix: rewinds 4 years to minecraft
Markiplier: rewinds but notices roblox and sour patch kids instead
Mark : I found something way better!
Mark: dairy keeps organic organisms alive
Me lactose intolerant: *chuckles* I’m in danger
I’m sorry, you’re dying
We all are
Markiplier: official sour patch kids reviewer
Dylan Warther Merely allegations at this point
SuperintoGaming Is that why it’s in the produce drawer?
👏sourpatch👏review
“that’s why it’s called ghost cuz you bout to be one” is now the best sentence ever
Back when 30 sleepies was a long time, and the project he was hinting at here being Unus Annus, now dead, hurts. 365 days gone by so fast, 30 sleepies is nothing now
Memento Mori
Memento Mori
Memento Mori
Memento mori
i thought the big project he was hinting to was heist :0
"Ok, so we got blue raspberry, and RED."
Mark: After you go to sleep 30 times I will be back
Me: *Attempts to take 30 naps in one day*
That's the mistake you made. Mark said sleep 30 times, not nap 30 times. Two different things.
FrozenFox Games6 r/whoosh
@@lone_fyre7528
You say as if you think I was being serious.
Lone_Fyre r/woooooooosh
Lone_Fyre no
“That doesn’t mean I’m fluid” I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂
Markiplier: "I'm going to be fluid in korean."
Also Markiplier: "synph- synfht- symphnt- SYNTHETIC!"
Don't make fun of his speech impediment 😓
conversational is far different than fluent
@@judestarbabypup it's not making fun, it is funny
@@God-if9xx but he really does have a speech impediment ... he's very smart.. his mouth just fumbles s sounds sometimes. It's not that he doesn't know what he's saying.
@@hanthonyc and as an Italian with a cooking Channel I know it everyday 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"So you were lying to yourself thi-"
"to the fridge."
These episode's are the best because Amy is literally the best.
Xew DiBenedetto no u
Weird question.... how tf did u get that blue heart next to your name
I would like to know as well
They are apart of Mark's youtube membership so with each milestone your heart turns a different color
@@uwuskettit3101 how do I become a member??