Believe it or not, catnip actually has an effect on humans too, its calming and makes you slightly sleepy, i've tried it as a tea before and that's exactly what i felt, great tea for right before going to bed.
At long last! Our favorite wolf-girl returns! So glad to see another part in this fantastic series. Haven't finished the audio yet but fantastic work so far Kasumi, and fantastic work from the writer as well!
“Catnip?! How much did you eat?!” My response: “ALL of it!” Edit: I paused the video and the listener really said all of it. I feel like asmr artists run lines with their friends to hear what they would say because they are always dead on.
I’m sorry for ruining your 69 comments but these have become my favorite asmr so far the wolf gf is so amazing and this series I just can’t get enough of it. Good vid
Her: are you on drugs Me: Ich nein droogs Her: when did you learn German Me: I nont now Her: your high on catnip aren't you me: nein Her: You never took German Me: wo du frau brot Her: OK time for bed I don't know if my German was perfect or not
They are the most wholesome couple I've ever seen :))) And I'm always amazed by Kasumi's voice acting, it's absolutely unbelievable! Arigatou gozaimasu, Kasumi-san :) 🦊
hmmmmm this is great, i just had my eyes check and i had to put these drops into my eyes that would dilate my pupils crazy, so i relate to the neko listening even more now, don't help that i feel like a cat most days
Me: "Man, I'm high af right now. OH GOD WHY IS EVERYTHING SPINNING?!" Hold on, I got a better one. Her: "How much did you have?" Me: "YES! Sorry I skipped ahead to the next question."
Wolf girl: *gets ontop of me and pins me down* Me: I love it when a plan comes together! You do know that I just want to be your happily purring furball, right? The catnip? Well, I needed some courage and humans use alcohol for that, but I'm a neko so I thought catnip might be a good idea! Meow. What do I need courage for? *blushes heavily* I wanted to pro- to suggest something: How about we get me a collar, to show everyone that I'm yours? Because I want to be your little neko forever! Please! *big begging kitten eyes*
*wide cat eyes* *purring loud enough to vibrate the whole bed* "I.. have never been high before.. but.. this reallllllllly does it for me... hehehee.. oooohhh!! It's the pretty lady! Oh my gosh! Haaaaaaiiiiii.. hehehe..~~"
Deadass I've actually eaten catnip before yes I enjoyed it yes it tasted good depending on the brand you may end up more energetic then what would happen if you ate another brand
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"Oh there you are"
Me: clinging to the ceiling fan as it spins around the room at full speed.
LOL THIA GOT ME ROLLING
*ahem* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
“aaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaAAAA!”
That’s you? I was in the sink ;-;
VrOoM VrOoM!!
Man this catnip ain't sh-
*ASCENDS TO THE HEAVENS*
Believe it or not, catnip actually has an effect on humans too, its calming and makes you slightly sleepy, i've tried it as a tea before and that's exactly what i felt, great tea for right before going to bed.
*Gangsta's Paradise chorus starts playing*
Man this catnip ain't shi-
*flatlines*
@@martynaskerdokas8438 first off, very interesting thing to know. Second, why did you put catnip in your tea? Just curious.
@@martynaskerdokas8438 Ok but what if I eat like a kilogramm(approx. 2.2 pounds)? Сonsdering I can digest this much
"I'M AS HIGH AS A KITE RIGHT NOW! w-why is the room spinning? Hehehehe~"
IM TRIPPIN BALLS!
Guess you could say they're as high as a "kit"
I dont get it but ok
@@MudZeePlayGamer okay that gave me a smile ngl
@@MudZeePlayGamer sune
In my defense....I was left unsupervised.
true, the catnip *WAS* left unguarded
And now were high
Hehe
Agreed
Indeed, I can see John Cena now
You'd just imagine me as a neko high on catnip "I'm fine don't worry about me"
"This is fine."
*Falls off ceiling fan*
This is a year late but we have the same profile picture, I thought your comment was mine
Wolf!Kasumi: "Catnip!? Oh, geez. How much did you eat?"
Me: *(looks straight up)* "I can see my house from here."
WKasumi: "How much did you have?"
Me: "All of it..."
WKasumi: "All of it?!?"
I died laughing 🤣🤣🤣
@@upgrade98 I predicted the 5 minutes thing as a joke but I was right lmao
Me: Yoooo this banana tastes like *C O L O R S*
@@upgrade98 tru
@@kurou2620 Same
“Catnip? How much did you eat?”
Me: “The heat was hot and the water is wet”
This one is a little short cause the ending I had originally planned was... "spicy". Sorry about that T.T
its fine. u write a lot of good scripts, you changing the ending is to be expected.
"How much did you eat?!"
*Belch* "I lost count at 40..."
40 what ... Paws? Spoons?
@@ThatOneKate Yes
@@ThatOneKate Gallons
@@ThatOneKate Yes
@@ThatOneKate 40 catnip, obvi. C'mon, get your head in the game.
“How much did you eat”
Yes
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
Delicious 🌿
*”We had a full cabinet 5 minutes ago”*
*”It’s empty now.”*
YES!!!
@@hahaboom2379 you mean a full room
“Katnip?! Oh, geez how much did you eat?”
Me: *makes eye contact* “I can smell the moon from here”
"DEAR GOD"
@@After_Tech_Industries "There's more"
@@DarkRainnbucket
@@Ninjacat190dear god
"Catnip?! Oh geez, how much did you eat?"
"hehehe I can taste colors and smell sounds hehe"
Wolf girl: “are you on drugs?”
Cat boy: “what is drugs”
XD
lol
“Catnip?! Oh geez, how much did you eat?”
*whispered* “I see you, Ruby Rose.”
Rwby?
@@ashtonflett1347 Yep.
Rwby chibi!
ahhhh ceiling cat
Oh God, dude... RWBY Chibi
Her: “I’ll take your head scratches away”
Me: >:O No you wouldent
Her: Guess what? I W I L L
Me: *audible crying*
THE POWER OF CATNIP SHANT BE UNDERESTIMATED
I shant m’y pant
@@Shitbird3249 I’m not your mother you can change yourself
What is this response section
"repeat after me"
"I love myself"
Im sorry i physically cant say that
SAMEEEEEE
I tried and it physical won’t come out of my mouth
Her: YOU HAD CATNIP?!
Me: No... Just a gallon of pepsi!
*Same thing*
Some strange Pepsi...
That Pepsi tasted funny *Passes out on floor*
Spicy Pepsi!
“Nah I had bof of dem and I regret nothin…”. *proceeds to fall flat on face*
If the moon is made of cheese, then mice have to be on it, meaning that if i got to the moon i could eat as many mice as i want!
“What?”
No more 69 likes
@@Drengr_Kami how could you
Our favorite wolf girl has returned the day is truly blessed by Kasumi aka the goddess of ASMR
At long last! Our favorite wolf-girl returns! So glad to see another part in this fantastic series. Haven't finished the audio yet but fantastic work so far Kasumi, and fantastic work from the writer as well!
A haiku about catnip. Ahem:
A dangerous thing
Turning respectable cats
To mindless messes
Neat
And run into walls
I think a funny alternative word for messes would be memes
This could be interpreted a few different ways.
"Oh, I do NOT hold back when I'm toasted"
- some high bastard.
Ya know I half-expected us to just be a giggling mess...
“Catnip?! How much did you eat?!”
My response: “ALL of it!”
Edit: I paused the video and the listener really said all of it. I feel like asmr artists run lines with their friends to hear what they would say because they are always dead on.
The fact that catnip in real life basically makes cats “in the mood” makes me have mixed emotions about this.
Huh, fascinating.
Funny how a type of mint plant manages to have that effect on cats.
It WHAT
A blessing from the lords! Another neko audio for my collection!
How many are in you're collection..?
"I'm gonna pin you down and make you say some embarrassing things."
Me upon hear that: "forgive me meowmmy for I've been a bad kitten."
"Alright then, Buddy."
*"I'm going to shit yourself"*
@@schmeatgaming853 “all right, thats it buddy. Im going to shit yourself.”
I know what you are
I know what makes you human
I know what you fear
"How much did you have?"
"I can smell music!"
this is what i've been waiting for since the announcement and it was definitely worth it.
hope you make more of Wolf X Neko!
I’m sorry for ruining your 69 comments but these have become my favorite asmr so far the wolf gf is so amazing and this series I just can’t get enough of it. Good vid
Her: are you on drugs
Me: Ich nein droogs
Her: when did you learn German
Me: I nont now
Her: your high on catnip aren't you
me: nein
Her: You never took German
Me: wo du frau brot
Her: OK time for bed
I don't know if my German was perfect or not
Ehem.... your german was funny, i gotta say ;P but it really is not too good grammar
@@linkloyan4624 well I was supposed to be high so job well done i guess
@@linkloyan4624 I'm still working on my German lol
yes that was
bad, rilley bad
crap
@@robwater11 what was bad my German or my comment
“Oh, there you are”
*CRAWLING ON THE CEILING, LIKE IM POSSESED WITH MH HEAD TURNED ALL THE WAY AROUND, MY EYES JUST PUPILS, n o t h i n g ELSE*
When she did the head cocking part, I imagined those cats from Secret Life of Pets that were like "We start fires"
Me:catnip ain’t shi-
After
Me:OH GREAT HEAVENS
I'm so glad these keep coming, probably one of the best asmrs ever honestly
I love this series so much I'm always excited when I see another one of these come out!
I've never clicked faster in my life, I love your audios!
This is so beatiful and hilarious, that it would be a crime no to listen to it even after the patreon pre-release
1:34
I swear, it's literally just me as a Neko 😂
The Fancy Spoon believes that is the point
They are the most wholesome couple I've ever seen :))) And I'm always amazed by Kasumi's voice acting, it's absolutely unbelievable! Arigatou gozaimasu, Kasumi-san :) 🦊
All this squares make a circle!
All this squares make a circle!
All this squares make a circle!
“Are you going to sacrifice your evening pets”
I don’t negotiate with terrorists.
I absolutely love the wolf girl roommate x neko listener storyline... never stop
"catnip? how much did you eat?"
my mouth taste like purple
Definitely one of my favorite ASMR series by a landslide
The part four no one asked for but everyone wanted. Thank you so much, Kasumi-chan.
(Edit: No one asked because Kasumi did so good on part 3)
hmmmmm this is great, i just had my eyes check and i had to put these drops into my eyes that would dilate my pupils crazy, so i relate to the neko listening even more now, don't help that i feel like a cat most days
Absolute Wired smol Neko listener makes me think that this is more and more for my specific tastes.
Her: HOW MUCH CATNIP?
Me: ... have you ever *BATHED* in catnip?
Kasumi: "Catnip!? Oh, geez. How much did you eat?"
Me: "The color pineapple."
Me: "Man, I'm high af right now. OH GOD WHY IS EVERYTHING SPINNING?!"
Hold on, I got a better one.
Her: "How much did you have?"
Me: "YES! Sorry I skipped ahead to the next question."
Wolf!Kasumi: "Catnip!? Oh, geez. How much did you eat?"
Etsuko (OC): “I saw God and he was talking to Betty White…over camomile tea”
Awwwww!!!!!!!! This was soooooo cute great job on this.
I love this series you deserve a lot more subscribers for your beautiful work❤🐺
“How much did you eat?”
Me: Looks at the duck patterned rug* I SEE A DUCK!
Her: YOU HAD CATNIP
me: I SEE PINKY F**KING UNICORNS EVERYWHERE,HAHA W-WHY THE ROOM SPINNING
*Passes out*
Catbrain.exe has stopped working... Activating backup drive: "I'M HIGH AS THE ISS RN"
"How much did you eat!?"
"Five... Of Five..."
"Of what!?"
"Packs..."
I’m so high on this catnip, also Great job on this video.
YES!!!!
FINAALLLY!!!!!
THE GREATEST SEQUEL HAS COME
I ate enough cat nip to stop gods primordial heart I'm now officially a danger to humanity and myself.
“Haha, cat...” -me
Her: "How much did you eat?!"
Me: *lying on my back laughing * I don't know why the couch is dancing!
Love how the premise of this whole video is “I got blasted on drugs and now I’m gonna bug the hell out of my gf for the night”
I absolutely love this series! And another addition is incredible!!
*Not only was Squiggles high as a kite, she was purring like a finely tuned engine block.*
Mrrrrrr no I don't know how much catnip there was, but have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?
You should make a audio where listener gets jealous and becomes stern
Wolfie: "Catnip? Oh God, how much did you eat?"
Me: "Oh ah, Oh ah, Oh ah, gotta a feeling drunk and high, so high, so high~"
Oh no! This could really be quite scandalous for me!
You’re not going to rat me out are you? Or should I say, *wolf* me out!
That was horrible
Love it great joke
Should've said sniff me out
Wolf girl: *gets ontop of me and pins me down*
Me: I love it when a plan comes together!
You do know that I just want to be your happily purring furball, right?
The catnip? Well, I needed some courage and humans use alcohol for that, but I'm a neko so I thought catnip might be a good idea! Meow.
What do I need courage for? *blushes heavily* I wanted to pro- to suggest something: How about we get me a collar, to show everyone that I'm yours? Because I want to be your little neko forever! Please! *big begging kitten eyes*
Kasumi: "How much catnip did you have?"
Neko Me: "WEEEEEEEE!"
Her: "How long ago?"
IRL Me Thinking: 5 minutes
Kasumi: "5 minutes?
IRL Me: 😳😳😳
This is probably the best series i've ever listened to,
Everything is just so.... Wholesome❤️
"how much did you eat?!"
"My favorite number of the alphabet is green"
Did you know while catnip is a stimulant in cats it's a sedative in dogs?
The power of Catnip compels me!
“Catnip! how much did you have.”
I can hear colors and purple is telling me to do something really messed up right now.
"How much catnip did you take?"
I took enough to remember you never got me my pizza chicken nuggets and my soda so the whole bag
Sorry, knife just could not resist the sweet temptation of the catnip!
there is a video on UA-cam called(from what I remember) yoda is high on Ketamind while driving his honda civic and I instantly remembered that
Now I just kinda feel bad for ruining the (imaginary) dinner plans…
This is so good!
The fact that we even have catnip in the first place is really fun to think about
Eyyy we got dat good kush you know what im sayin XD
God why are you here
Wolfkasumi: how much did you eat!?!?!
Me: I ate the pillows, container of catnip, and every fish based thing in this facility
"How much catnip did you have?"
"Purple. No, banana. Wait,.... cassowary. Serving sizes are suggestions here in murica."
Dont really care for an idea of being a cat but this series is QUUUUUUT'! and I love it ☺️☺️
Wolf girlfriend: how high are you right now
Me: nonononono it’s pronounced hi how are you hehehehehehehe (flops on to side giggling)
"how much did you eat?"
I can see jesus
I’m Mr. White Christmas
I’m high on crack
I’m Mr. Snort-It-All
I’m having a heart attack
*wide cat eyes*
*purring loud enough to vibrate the whole bed*
"I.. have never been high before.. but.. this reallllllllly does it for me... hehehee.. oooohhh!! It's the pretty lady! Oh my gosh! Haaaaaaiiiiii.. hehehe..~~"
We need *more*
We need *more* and we want it *now*
Listener-San has become the catnip.
"How much?"
"Yes
I did the laundry in the sink"
Wolf!kasumi:5 minutes ago?
Me:you left me alone with catnip
I still don't understand why I like this series so much?
Deadass I've actually eaten catnip before yes I enjoyed it yes it tasted good depending on the brand you may end up more energetic then what would happen if you ate another brand
Best Series Ever!!
She came home and found our footprints on the ceiling my guy