How in the hell can he get such a monster dong, only to have a normal human heart? Does he have a Blue Whale's heart stuffed in that chest of his? That's essentially most futas when they are packing a ton down there
Size, while not always one, can be a factor. There is such a thing as too small or too big. Luckily you can have a healthy and fulfilling sexlife regardless of size. Not to mention there is always the chance of finding a more compatible partner, or surgery (doctors seems to suggest non surgical means don’t work)
Guy: Wait, are there any undisclosed "fetishes" I should look out for? Mina: That depends, can you shapeshift? Guy: Um, no, but I *can* roleplay as a construction worker. Mina: Well then, you better get a good grip on your jackhammer. Otherwise, the "pavement" isn't the only thing getting cracked into pieces. Guy: Wait a minute I lost track. Are you supposed to roleplay as the pavement, my boss, or- Mina: Holy shit, you really *are* God's gift to mankind. Guy: Wait what? Mina: Nothing just, please be quiet and mount the bed before I mount *you* . I mean, it's gonna happen anyway, but you're smart enough to get the general idea. Guy (tears of happiness in his eyes while he's getting ready): Luckily for both of us, I'm too stupid to ruin this moment with a bad joke. Mina: Likewise. By the way don't mind the tail. It only bites if you grab it mid-session. Guy: It's okay, I do the same thing when it comes to my hat. Mina: What? Guy: What? (Awkward silence so deafening you can hear a pixie giving a rat an eviction notice) Mina: We'll workshop this *entire* conversation in the morning. Guy: Yes ma'am!
@@Jet_The_Dragon_Hawk To be fair, my dry humor is the only thing keeping me afloat whenever I make long comments. And just like that, I have to go light myself on fire for making that bad water pun. Have a good one folks. (Blood curdling screams followed by intense yet survivable burn wounds can be seen out the corner of your left eye).
*A few hours later* Mina: *Huffing from physical, orgasmic exaustion.* Guy: *Finished hydrating with a nearby bottle of chocolate milk.* "Umm...Need me to make you some hash or...mind if I borrow your kitchen for lunch?" Mina: *Slowly sitting up without trying giving into the spasms of a stutterer recently diagnosed with tourettes.* "...Sure, but let me watch. I need to make dinner when you're done. Give me a hand with that wheelchair in the corner there." Guy: *Proceeds to retrieve it.* "Wheelchair? Why is that in the VIP room in the first place?" Mina: *Nestling herself carefully upon the mobile seat with the grace of a elderly bear getting ready for hibernation.* "I put it there as a joke for the girls. Now...the irony is rich." *Both of them proceed to exit the room, and stroll into the kitchen, looking like a wholesome dipiction of the Notebook couple.*
@@theirishviking9278 and proportionally speaking your average steak goes to mid-thigh, and since his goes mid lower leg let's say he's 3x the average full mast while soft. Let's say a grower means it gets 1/3 longer, it now is 4x the average. Since she's twice his height it would be equivalent to someone doing it with a full 12inch (knee length) sub.
@@lulolie Ok wait, I think you're getting a little carried away with the whole 'reguler humans can take 12 inchers'. Is it possible, yes. Is it in any way comfortable, hard no. So, as it stands, I think og comment applies that she needs some hentai logic to kick in.
Cut to her in the hospital, camera pans to the bed beside her as a man in a full body cast gives her a knowing look. (Insert Family Guy Audio) Jax: So, first time? Mina: Yeah, you? Jax: Heh, heh no, no this is not.
He is a grower That is what he has soft The cyclops is about to feel dejavu and a rapidly worsening anurism At least this time it’s the woman who’s broke not the dude
they are gonna have a bakers dozen! All seriousness though, they do compliment each other very well. A sweet naive thick boy and a big girl that just wants to be appreciated. 5 stars
I applaud you my freind - plenty of people use TFS clips from abridged series but not many use clips from there shortz and THIS *chefs kiss* PREMIUM CONTENT
Honestly good for krilin, dude literally kept getting fucked by life and he constantly kept up his smile, helped others and kept risking his life protecting others when he was insanely outmatched and could have just run away
@SoraWinter Point of view. And yes, it was misogynistic. With all the opinions being thrown around, who is to say what is correct and what is worthy of banishment off the island. I have seen trad-wives, Polyandry, same-sex, pan-sexuals, and whole list of BDSM to vanilla latte relationships in my time. I have friends and relatives all over the spectrum and exercise their right to be alternative and that I have to accept as "normal." If two people are happy in each others' company where they alone deal with the consequences of their actions and I don't have to see it, hear it, smell it, touch it, taste it, know about it, or clean up after it. Then I say I wish you find the happiness you are looking for. I thought this comic series was about that. Accepting people as is. Even if they are ultra-conservative as long as they accept you for who you are and agree to disagree.
She's got the bakery, he's got the deli, and together they're going to have an all you can eat buffet
They're going to make one hell of a sandwich.
My hungry and bisexual ass couldnt
The greatest comment ever! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
A Charcuterie if you will
She's got the bun for that Beefy Bratzwurst!
Some Fey often forget: humans are the reason Half-species exist.
Ah yes the majority of half species are human bred I love me my folklore
@@taylorhewson8995there's a reason why that "slutfolk" joke isn't far from the truth XD
Where's the other half now?
I'm going to remember this line for DnD. Pure gold.
@@TheBassManBoyfor dnd given the average dragons charisma stat anything dragon adjacent is because of the dragons
He is canonically the most physically gifted. Even more gifted than the jotuns
I honestly don't think he is 100% human because he is hold a missile.
@Grandbutler gotta be a half giant, ya think?
100% human is the funniest route possible.
@@brandonhavok it is
Half dwarf just got that jungle genes
He dropped his pants and she heard dark operatic music and saw a long ass health bar.
Ponos: The Grower.
Wait till she hits the second stage
Message: Enormous Beast, therefore Time for Stamina
Saw a long ass *something* that's for sure
That's no health bar...
"soooo I'm Krillian."
"I'm 18."
"Oh thank god."
TFS
Hahahahaha😂
Which episode
How the HELL does it hide it away so easily
Thank you I have been going crazy trying to remember where this was from.
The sheer panic at the SIZE of that beast.
He said he's a grower, so there's more to come.
The man needs to stop the fertilizer
Is that guy some kind of satyr type creature?
@@cyndaquil1433she must be putting something in the food
@@MarshalMarrs-eu9yhagreed.
So that's why she panicked! My boi's pancking! 😂
*DEATH BY REVERSE SNU-SNU*
It is usually fem snu snu, but male snu snu is gonna be much rougher 😂
@doomguy974 no it'd be uns uns
@@ionixknight ….🤔 true true
We call that impalement or “getting goblin’d”
@@doomguy974 yes but this time it's on the other end of the foot lol. X3
Bro got me scream "THAT SHIT CAN GROW?!?!"
Hehehehehe 😂😂😂😂😭✋💀💀🤣🤣
There are some lucky men.
Did this man say he's a GROWER?!?! YOU MEAN IT'S NOT AT FULL MAST!!!???
It’s pointed down, dudes not even at half mast.
Bros got those great oak genes
“When I say hung like a bull, I mean I *actually* think he might be part minotaur.”
How much blood can his heart pump to grow THAT!?
This isn't even his final form.
Bro ain’t packin heat, he’s packing the whole damn inferno
The shorty who packed The Dragon Slayer
An entire artillery battery.
bro packing so much heat he's on the atf's watchlist
The giant censor bar😂😂
The fact that it's pointing downwards which mean it's probably still soft 💀
@@britneybij3997bruh ☠️
I didn't know he had three legs what mythological creature is he
@@nopjhg A chimera: part elephant part human
@@britneybij3997 OH GOD
DBZ Abridged?! My man, you are a genteman of TASTE.
Which episode was this ?
@@F4rlockthe final one, basically an end credits scene.
No spoilers, but just know that Krillin isn’t getting owned anymore.
@thatrandomimperial3357 He still will, just 'cause he's Krillin, but he does so with style thereafter.
@@thatrandomimperial3357 im sorry but could you be a little more specific with which episode was it ?
I can’t seem to find it
@@F4rlock episode 60 part 3. like the last two minutes. if you haven't yet, I suggest watching the full series first.
The dude: Call an ambulance "putts down pants" but not for me!
Pfft that actually made me spit my water 😅🤣
*DEATH BY REVERSE SNU-SNU!*
She was gonna snu-snu him, but it is her that will have a sore pelvis and walk funny afterwards. For she has discovered the REVERSE SNU-SNU!
soooo.... the uns uns?
@@kurotsuchiiwa3627that’s gonna be the sounds they make
@@kurotsuchiiwa3627That sounds like a Regi
@@Mephiles-1 i mean in german its also one of the different versions of us.
Reverse snu snu jutsu
Girl, you are in for a ride.
Ride it like a tilted world
Giddyup, Mina.
The wheels is about to fall off.
And I thought the goblin had it rough
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus you the goblin likes that stuff
She knew what she wanted. The panic is not for her safety, it's for her sanity.
Not "can I take it?", but "what will be left of me afterward?". lol
She's slipping between the line of i can't let him leave but I can't make him stay😂😂😂
"I'm a grower" my cousin if she's panicking that hard when you haven't grown yet you got a mammoth trunk god damn 😅
He has the strongest heart of any man solely so that it can get enough blood in there
How in the hell can he get such a monster dong, only to have a normal human heart? Does he have a Blue Whale's heart stuffed in that chest of his? That's essentially most futas when they are packing a ton down there
Dude said he's a grower... IT GETS BIGGER THAN THAT
She just put that sign out there to lure him in I swear
I accept this as canon.
I like that despite her being a traumatized mountain with rage issues, this is the major relationship hurdle.
Size, while not always one, can be a factor. There is such a thing as too small or too big. Luckily you can have a healthy and fulfilling sexlife regardless of size. Not to mention there is always the chance of finding a more compatible partner, or surgery (doctors seems to suggest non surgical means don’t work)
Don't worry guys, he's just role playing as a elephant down there! 🐘
Lol
The PERFECT audio this couple has quickly become my favorite for the some times adorable some times lewd energy
"I'm a grower" wasn't an excuse.
It was a warning.
Guy: Wait, are there any undisclosed "fetishes" I should look out for?
Mina: That depends, can you shapeshift?
Guy: Um, no, but I *can* roleplay as a construction worker.
Mina: Well then, you better get a good grip on your jackhammer. Otherwise, the "pavement" isn't the only thing getting cracked into pieces.
Guy: Wait a minute I lost track. Are you supposed to roleplay as the pavement, my boss, or-
Mina: Holy shit, you really *are* God's gift to mankind.
Guy: Wait what?
Mina: Nothing just, please be quiet and mount the bed before I mount *you* . I mean, it's gonna happen anyway, but you're smart enough to get the general idea.
Guy (tears of happiness in his eyes while he's getting ready): Luckily for both of us, I'm too stupid to ruin this moment with a bad joke.
Mina: Likewise. By the way don't mind the tail. It only bites if you grab it mid-session.
Guy: It's okay, I do the same thing when it comes to my hat.
Mina: What?
Guy: What?
(Awkward silence so deafening you can hear a pixie giving a rat an eviction notice)
Mina: We'll workshop this *entire* conversation in the morning.
Guy: Yes ma'am!
-(awkward silence so deafening you can hear a pixie giving a rat an eviction notice)
WHY DID THAT MAKE ME LAUGH SO MUCH!?!?
@@Jet_The_Dragon_Hawk To be fair, my dry humor is the only thing keeping me afloat whenever I make long comments.
And just like that, I have to go light myself on fire for making that bad water pun. Have a good one folks.
(Blood curdling screams followed by intense yet survivable burn wounds can be seen out the corner of your left eye).
*A few hours later*
Mina: *Huffing from physical, orgasmic exaustion.*
Guy: *Finished hydrating with a nearby bottle of chocolate milk.* "Umm...Need me to make you some hash or...mind if I borrow your kitchen for lunch?"
Mina: *Slowly sitting up without trying giving into the spasms of a stutterer recently diagnosed with tourettes.* "...Sure, but let me watch. I need to make dinner when you're done. Give me a hand with that wheelchair in the corner there."
Guy: *Proceeds to retrieve it.* "Wheelchair? Why is that in the VIP room in the first place?"
Mina: *Nestling herself carefully upon the mobile seat with the grace of a elderly bear getting ready for hibernation.* "I put it there as a joke for the girls. Now...the irony is rich."
*Both of them proceed to exit the room, and stroll into the kitchen, looking like a wholesome dipiction of the Notebook couple.*
@@TheWaitingFlame01 That was a fantastic comment. Honestly, real nice and simple. Keep it up.
What's with the hole ass fanfic
WE GOT THE ANSWER LADS.
Hell yeah we did 😂
We were in fact correct
She best start praying that h entai logic kicks in for her 😂
I mean she is like twice his size in height
Sure that helps some at least...
@@theirishviking9278 and proportionally speaking your average steak goes to mid-thigh, and since his goes mid lower leg let's say he's 3x the average full mast while soft. Let's say a grower means it gets 1/3 longer, it now is 4x the average.
Since she's twice his height it would be equivalent to someone doing it with a full 12inch (knee length) sub.
@@mjcox242 regular humans can take ones that big(the 12 inchers), I'd say the girth is the health concern, not the length, then?
@@lulolie Ok wait, I think you're getting a little carried away with the whole 'reguler humans can take 12 inchers'.
Is it possible, yes.
Is it in any way comfortable, hard no.
So, as it stands, I think og comment applies that she needs some hentai logic to kick in.
He is that size.... and he is also a grower...... IT GETS BIGGER!
These are their Canon voices and you can't change my mind
Even someone constantly surrounded by Jotuns wasnt prepared for Yggdrasil.
If he swings both ways it it a bifrost? XD
I can't even comment on this one. There's nothing I can add here
Cut to her in the hospital, camera pans to the bed beside her as a man in a full body cast gives her a knowing look. (Insert Family Guy Audio)
Jax: So, first time?
Mina: Yeah, you?
Jax: Heh, heh no, no this is not.
....why do I want to see this
This guy needs to animate this
I mean...she might be fine considering how much bigger than him she is.
the gobbo should be there too
@@gaylorvader "I'm a grower, not a shower," IT GROWS!!!
She thought she was the one in charge......then she saw that monster
Bro has yet to reach peak growth, bro fr must be packin Excalibur
He's got the Deadpool censor bar from the xbox360 days
CORE MEMORY UNLOCKED!
Let's not forget that he's a grower.
Girl, if he's into you, you'll really feel it, and no it's not only down there, the touch and gentle care will shift too ❤
Yes your right but he is in reality gonna shift. When that happens she won't walk for a week.
9 BUCKS FOR A BREAKFAST BUFFET?! SIGN ME UP CUZ!
It was bait. A carefully laid trap for what she thought was prey.
... the fool...
The fact that TWO THUDS HAPPEN IS SCARY
I think the first one was the pants hitting the floor
@@musclecat1005 yeah but the second one is what’s scary
Who let Deadpool play with the censor bar again ?
He didn't even need too
Love the reference
Well...now we know what's he's packing...you guys ever seen how a Boston cream donut is made.
All that and he says it can grow? This is like death by snu-snu in reverse.
Holy hells ITS OFFICIAL MY MAN BAGGED THE BEST GIRL
Damn... Girlie is gon be in the same situation as jax..
Mina: I am made up of several different types of creature and ALL OF ME feels woefully unprepared for this.
HOLY SHIT!. He is one of the few humans who can say; "It hangs down to my knee."
He is a grower
That is what he has soft
The cyclops is about to feel dejavu and a rapidly worsening anurism
At least this time it’s the woman who’s broke not the dude
Hell's Fuckin Bells. Thats not a hammer. Thats a fuckin siege engine.
"I'm a grower" pulls out the HAMMER
You know he's packing when the chimera second guesses this
Mina that is no pony that is a stallion
Not even that, my boy is the whole stable
Hol' Horse
Her blushing is so adorable XD
"Just a heads-up, I'm a grower" *heavy flop noise*
Absolute Shy Guy: "I'm a grower..."
*It's a fuckin' hanger*
I. LOVE. THIS. COUPLE. It’s so adorable and this is audio fits so well.
My jaw dropped at how big the rectangle was!!!! 😂😂😂
Hes a grower meaning hes not even hard yet
"I'm a grower" sounds of flesh hitting the floor, yet everyone is standing.
Hell yeah! Get 'em girl! You about to have the time of ya life lol
And all this with him just looking for a place for lunch
All I wanted was a box of cheese it’s that day… 😂
"Call an ambulance, call an ambulance... but not for me."
"Its the lochness monster!."
"My god,i didn't know it had only one eye!"
You always make the character Animations fit the voiceover so damn well. Hats off to you
Bro is BLESSED! Lucky bastard...
Is he though? The dudes gonna have the dudes equivalent to back pain
they are gonna have a bakers dozen!
All seriousness though, they do compliment each other very well. A sweet naive thick boy and a big girl that just wants to be appreciated. 5 stars
This went from "I'm gonna destroy him~" to "Oh, god, he's gonna destroy me".
Just the Thump in the background 🤯
And he's a grower😅😂
The doctor about to have a whole different pair of problem patients that are still somehow familiar.
😂😂😂
"I'm a Grower"
Behold Gentlemen, Our Short King has arrived!😊
I laughed out loud at the arm sized sensor bar, and the goofy face with that salute
Bro got a real Knee Slapper 😂
She found the way to his stomach with food.
He found the way to her heart by....well heh 😅
So he is a mythical creature 😂
Must have some centaur in his family tree way back.
That's why you give people a chance because looks can be deciving.
I always love when DBZ Abridged dialogue is used in shorts.
If your schmeat can make a thud without hurting. . . . Yeah who ever on the receiving end isn't going to walk straight for about a month.
That shit was over his knees, holy lord-
And it isn't hard yet 🤣
I really do love these shorts so much. Amazing character building but also juuuuuuust skirting the line of lewd. So glad i stumbled on your stuff
...wait, the size of the bar, he is a grower
*math sounds*
HOLY SH** he is going on vacation because he is PACKING
The fucking audible thump had me rolling.
Guy is such a sweetheart bro😭💗💗
I applaud you my freind - plenty of people use TFS clips from abridged series but not many use clips from there shortz and THIS *chefs kiss* PREMIUM CONTENT
I'm glad that you're drawing more of these two but the "YES MA'AM!!!!" got me😂
Holy hell is that dude part minotaur!?😂
I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM AND LOVE HOW CUTE/BEEFY/HUNG YA BOI IS!!!!
Honestly good for krilin, dude literally kept getting fucked by life and he constantly kept up his smile, helped others and kept risking his life protecting others when he was insanely outmatched and could have just run away
Gonna be doing the cattle driver walk for two weeks
She was so shook that her EYES went OFF MODEL! 😂😂
She struck the motherload
Damn straight, and big boy's about hit The Motherland! Okay, I'll see myself out now.😅
This had me chuckling for a bit
He’s like Arby’s. He’s got “The Meat”. 😏
I love how maccus is literally giving us what we want by showing us more of these 2, love it. Thank you🎉
And man said he's a grower too 😭💀
Wellllll…this explains the _’Oh Look A Strawberry’_ reaction 😂😂😂
Bro the thing is the size if a full grown dog
Never say no to a BREAKFAST BUFFET AND 8.99!!!
Forget about the Snu-Snu Woman.
Can you imagine how mutch blood this thing needs to be....functional?!
My men is about to pass out mid work 😂😂
Half dime human
I knew I would love your stuff when I found you the first time
HELL YEAH BOTHER
the "yes, ma'am" at the end:3 too funny
No wonder she was so nervous...
At this moment she knew she FUCKED up
See ladies. Act real and cook good, you too can have all your needs met.
Ngl that seems so misogynistic
@SoraWinter Point of view. And yes, it was misogynistic. With all the opinions being thrown around, who is to say what is correct and what is worthy of banishment off the island. I have seen trad-wives, Polyandry, same-sex, pan-sexuals, and whole list of BDSM to vanilla latte relationships in my time. I have friends and relatives all over the spectrum and exercise their right to be alternative and that I have to accept as "normal." If two people are happy in each others' company where they alone deal with the consequences of their actions and I don't have to see it, hear it, smell it, touch it, taste it, know about it, or clean up after it. Then I say I wish you find the happiness you are looking for.
I thought this comic series was about that. Accepting people as is. Even if they are ultra-conservative as long as they accept you for who you are and agree to disagree.
@@HeliumNitrogenTantalumIodine jeez wasnt trying to be rude just making an observation
Sorry, I'm having issues today and my usual therapy isn't working. I shouldn't have said what I said and you didn't deserve to get dumped on. Sorry.
@@HeliumNitrogenTantalumIodine nah it's fine
THE BEST USE OF THIS AUDIO!!