They Tricked Me Into Playing Ark Again

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  • @PongsifuToo
    @PongsifuToo  9 місяців тому +483

    At least we managed to stay somewhat on topic for half the playthrough before it started devolving into nonsense.

    • @marinescu0511
      @marinescu0511 9 місяців тому +38

      That nonsense is what im fucking here for!
      You honestly believe i wouldn’t be into this when your best videos have you and Jackson babbling utter nonsense.
      It gives me life. The whole Mushy bussy debate lives rent free in my noggin to this day!

    • @samcumby
      @samcumby 9 місяців тому +20

      I'm here for the femboy commentary

    • @benrig89
      @benrig89 9 місяців тому +5

      Pong '3 holes and a personality' is such absolute degenerate filth and I love it

    • @williamelliott186
      @williamelliott186 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@@marinescu0511 mussy😂😂😂

    • @MrDoggo23
      @MrDoggo23 9 місяців тому +5

      @@williamelliott186 that's some mushy-ass mussy you got there boi

  • @Unclaimed_Username
    @Unclaimed_Username 9 місяців тому +228

    Fun fact about the 69th pokemon
    1: It drops cake, which is an item that is essential to pal breeding
    2: It's good with handywork, medicine making, and transporting
    3: It also drops Mushrooms, "Memory-wiping medicine", Suspicious juice, and Strange Juice
    4: It is very likely to come with the trait Abnormal.
    Everything about Lovander is made for struggle snuggles.

    • @xxXXRAPXXxx
      @xxXXRAPXXxx 9 місяців тому +12

      And thats why i WILL have an army of them.
      For personal use.

    • @slycooper1001
      @slycooper1001 9 місяців тому +11

      @@xxXXRAPXXxx but which ones, the femboys or the dommy mommies?
      or does it not matter.
      all are equal in your forced conscription army?

    • @xxXXRAPXXxx
      @xxXXRAPXXxx 9 місяців тому +12

      @@slycooper1001 All are equal..... but some are more equal than others. As long as they fallow my orders its all fine and ill take care of them as they will take care of me. If they don't they go to condenser. You know your usual attitude in games like Kenshi,Rimworld or Palworld.

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 9 місяців тому +6

      "Struggle Snuggles" those are two words I was not expecting to see in such close conjunction. 😅

    • @dylanmonstrum1538
      @dylanmonstrum1538 5 місяців тому +3

      Pokemon after my own heart

  • @Akira_Apostle_of_Ina
    @Akira_Apostle_of_Ina 9 місяців тому +330

    "I'm to your right."
    *Turns left*
    "Go left, left."
    *Turns right*
    God bless him he's trying his best

  • @lookatmyzombies9377
    @lookatmyzombies9377 9 місяців тому +184

    I love how the same jokes are made in different friend groups. My buddy was like "bruh I just realized I have no miners at my base" I was like "MINORS?? 👀"

    • @NeoakiraIV
      @NeoakiraIV 9 місяців тому +11

      I leave the videos running when I sleep and have weird dreams of Jackson grabbing Miners

    • @WowTeh
      @WowTeh 9 місяців тому +15

      damn you were THAT excited when you heard someone mention minors?

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 8 місяців тому +3

      Im sure you were very dissapointed afterwards

  • @darthanean5165
    @darthanean5165 9 місяців тому +190

    Got that Pixar mom build

  • @TheDreader7
    @TheDreader7 9 місяців тому +149

    Your Pals are dying from neglect and all you do is keep catching more?!
    You are a excellent Capitalist, Ponsifu.

    • @benjamingal3823
      @benjamingal3823 9 місяців тому +18

      He has to replace the ones that die somehow.

    • @GodWentAFK
      @GodWentAFK 9 місяців тому +11

      That would be communism you're thinking of

    • @avioracrown6967
      @avioracrown6967 9 місяців тому +1

      "You're replaceable"

    • @theradiantdehd3997
      @theradiantdehd3997 9 місяців тому +5

      @@GodWentAFKYou really expect people to know the difference between Capitalism, Cronyism, and Communism? They all start with a C and end with ism, and that’s enough for most people to not know the difference.

    • @thefool8224
      @thefool8224 9 місяців тому +1

      nah, he is just Rusty.
      "you can heal pokemon? i've been just throwing them away"

  • @gameredan
    @gameredan 9 місяців тому +218

    A true test for Jackson. I'm pretty sure he's sweating buckets playing this game holding his urges. Don't worry dude, we got your back.

    • @zephloe
      @zephloe 9 місяців тому +1

      New to this group cuz youtube recommendations, what's this mean?

    • @nicolethom3485
      @nicolethom3485 9 місяців тому +1

      Do u know what Jackson's youtube channel is called?

    • @acksOldPeople
      @acksOldPeople 9 місяців тому +10

      @@zephloe Jackson finds quadrupedal animals incredibly attractive

    • @shadowcrackker
      @shadowcrackker 9 місяців тому

      I don't@@nicolethom3485

    • @saga2964
      @saga2964 6 місяців тому

      ​@@nicolethom3485 Shadow Crakker.

  • @awesomefatBruceLee
    @awesomefatBruceLee 9 місяців тому +167

    (You don't shit yourself and 90% of the creatures aren't made to outright kill you on sight)
    Palworld > Ark

    • @toukoenriaze9870
      @toukoenriaze9870 9 місяців тому +11

      To be fair I wish more were a bit more hostile ... Not all of them tho obviously

    • @awesomefatBruceLee
      @awesomefatBruceLee 9 місяців тому +27

      @@toukoenriaze9870 play long enough and the worst thing other than lvl 40-50 pals is the difficulty spike in base raids, the shits went from 4 lvl 15 guys to 10 lvl 39 guys real quick.

    • @Siegram999
      @Siegram999 9 місяців тому

      the higher lv ones are more aggro but i do wish the agro range was bigger@@toukoenriaze9870

    • @DaxCyro
      @DaxCyro 9 місяців тому +6

      But.. that's what made Ark fun.
      PS. I think both games have their own charm and benefits.

    • @arkking552
      @arkking552 9 місяців тому +6

      Every Ark player knows that the creatures don’t have to see, smell, or hear you to want to commit murder

  • @chrisbarrjr
    @chrisbarrjr 9 місяців тому +42

    consoling Scotty when hes down simply to not lose the bet

  • @tairyu2574
    @tairyu2574 9 місяців тому +54

    I hope they follow Ark’s example and add more islands in a few years.

    • @TheLucidChiba
      @TheLucidChiba 9 місяців тому +9

      Fairly sure it was on their road map

    • @dreadd90
      @dreadd90 9 місяців тому +6

      I sure hope they add more content in less time then a few years...

  • @THOTHGames
    @THOTHGames 9 місяців тому +73

    I love Justin's defence is just the dumbest shit.

  • @SpaceMissile
    @SpaceMissile 9 місяців тому +12

    the "Not nice..." bit at 37:20 got me giggling good.
    definitely got me looking inward.

  • @starburst98
    @starburst98 9 місяців тому +138

    Funfact, the dev said they picked body type because "americans sometimes like to make really ugly characters"

    • @benrig89
      @benrig89 9 місяців тому +54

      They've proven themselves to be god tier level trolls and I love it.

    • @dragonandavatarfan8865
      @dragonandavatarfan8865 9 місяців тому +1

      Honestly can't even blame em, all the steamers playing this game out here creating the most disgusting ugly looking abby 2.0 characters lol.

  • @johnsmith5255
    @johnsmith5255 Місяць тому +1

    23:30
    Watching a Daedream gleefully do a moonwalk dance in front of your face while you slave away on the workbench was golden. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cinnamonsparrowdesigns
    @cinnamonsparrowdesigns 9 місяців тому +41

    You and Jackson are so hilarious together. How you just share a braincell 99% of the time.

  • @Nodcommander45
    @Nodcommander45 9 місяців тому +53

    pong keeps teasing us with the Jackson UA-cam channel

    • @h0rsehammer457
      @h0rsehammer457 9 місяців тому +8

      Jacksons channel is shadowcrakker or something like that

    • @LtWaffles
      @LtWaffles 9 місяців тому +1

      he streams now

    • @oddmanout139
      @oddmanout139 9 місяців тому +2

      Looked for him and couldn't find him.

    • @lefox7900
      @lefox7900 9 місяців тому +5

      I look at his channel and it's full of baldur's gate LMFAO

    • @AleksandrStrizhevskiy
      @AleksandrStrizhevskiy 9 місяців тому

      @@lefox7900 Whats the channel name, link it.

  • @CuzTyler
    @CuzTyler 9 місяців тому +36

    I don't think it's possible to make the amount of clown shoes needed for this circus.

  • @kiteman7003
    @kiteman7003 9 місяців тому +20

    Palworld is the dark side that Pokemon never wanted to show us😢

  • @theroyalbear9326
    @theroyalbear9326 9 місяців тому +8

    Honestly Pong your longer videos here are great. Excellent casually listening and going wtf did jackson just say?

  • @chungymanny2646
    @chungymanny2646 9 місяців тому +26

    The Body type joke got me dead

    • @chungymanny2646
      @chungymanny2646 9 місяців тому +8

      ok, the whole vid got me dead

    • @jonatanrobledo9812
      @jonatanrobledo9812 9 місяців тому +15

      The fact that the devs answered why it's like that with "Americans like to create really ugly characters" makes it funnier by default.

  • @CorwinWolf
    @CorwinWolf 8 місяців тому +3

    You yelling and screaming in lower caps makes me laugh so much!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @mutonfuton
    @mutonfuton 9 місяців тому +6

    Finally, the Pongsifu Palworld video

  • @vaulthunterfromterra4053
    @vaulthunterfromterra4053 9 місяців тому +4

    “He’s onto us, scatter!”
    Lol

  • @phantomoverlord9237
    @phantomoverlord9237 9 місяців тому +27

    Don't know if it was Justin or Adam who said that this body type shit is stupid, but he's real as fuck for that

  • @seankoas
    @seankoas 3 місяці тому +1

    The guy that laughs like heuh heuh heuh HEUH is funny as hell

  • @Paratroopersteark
    @Paratroopersteark 8 місяців тому +4

    wait til they find out you can capture humans in pokeballs and breed them with the lovander

  • @David_Quinn_Photography
    @David_Quinn_Photography 9 місяців тому +5

    holy fuck I never thought of PAL being P.A.L now I will forever think of it as P.A.L.

  • @the_new_guy6
    @the_new_guy6 9 місяців тому +14

    Oh shit a new pongsitwo. Video

  • @heraldyaxelevi8132
    @heraldyaxelevi8132 9 місяців тому +8

    Vtuber Jackson sounds based.

  • @GenesiisDavid
    @GenesiisDavid 8 місяців тому +4

    Pokémon avoiding litigation is so fucking good lol

  • @tristanthetristan
    @tristanthetristan 9 місяців тому +4

    Pongsifu and friends try to work together challenge level impossible

  • @2ScoopsPlz
    @2ScoopsPlz 9 місяців тому +2

    I'm surprised I haven't heard of you sooner, this is some high quality stuff.

    • @NeoakiraIV
      @NeoakiraIV 9 місяців тому +2

      And this isn’t even his main channel and his A game

  • @Seriouskai
    @Seriouskai 9 місяців тому +6

    Jackson as a vtuber, now I'd watch that!

  • @Hulfor
    @Hulfor 9 місяців тому +4

    When Jackson debuts as a balls vtuber remember to drop his channel

  • @AnthonyBrown-gt4tn
    @AnthonyBrown-gt4tn 9 місяців тому +1

    You got a series man. Do this again!

  • @jeantoor7103
    @jeantoor7103 9 місяців тому +18

    BASED FRECKLES ENJOYER💪💪💪💪🗿🗿🗿🗿

  • @NeoakiraIV
    @NeoakiraIV 9 місяців тому +13

    When palworld came out and I played it first thing I said was can’t wait for Jackson to bring the gay

    • @benrig89
      @benrig89 9 місяців тому +1

      He's grown so much since he was begging people to say he had the biggest dick in Amogus

  • @BlehTheSeal
    @BlehTheSeal 9 місяців тому +15

    Damn I’ve been waiting for Jackson to make a channel. Is it out now or is he still in the progress of making it?

    • @LtWaffles
      @LtWaffles 9 місяців тому

      www.youtube.com/@shadowcrackker

    • @makotoyuki9498
      @makotoyuki9498 9 місяців тому

      It exists, his channel is called Shadow Crakker, he streamed BG3 the other day.

    • @AleksandrStrizhevskiy
      @AleksandrStrizhevskiy 9 місяців тому

      @@makotoyuki9498 I cant find it. Is it here on UA-cam? I searched for it and only got really weird results.

  • @SpaceMissile
    @SpaceMissile 9 місяців тому +2

    21:54 - I'm with you lol

  • @Fiduciariesonio
    @Fiduciariesonio 9 місяців тому +4

    YEARS SINCE I SUGGESTED NANCY DREW DECEPTION ISLAND

  • @cossakrose
    @cossakrose 8 місяців тому +1

    The gangs all here! Pongsifu, Jackson, and the UH HUU HUU HUU HUU laugh guy!

  • @NoObKiLlerS117
    @NoObKiLlerS117 9 місяців тому +2

    the pal joke was top tier

  • @gglunchie
    @gglunchie 9 місяців тому +22

    I HAD FUN PLAYING PALWORLD WITH MY PALS

    • @randomsleepyness
      @randomsleepyness 9 місяців тому +1

      Lmao omg it's the real iustin

    • @gglunchie
      @gglunchie 9 місяців тому +2

      in the flesh lol@@randomsleepyness

    • @randomsleepyness
      @randomsleepyness 9 місяців тому +2

      @@gglunchie my man!!!... I mean, my body type 2!!!

    • @gglunchie
      @gglunchie 9 місяців тому +3

      TYPE 2 GANG WOO WOO@@randomsleepyness

  • @JeffSmith-um7mr
    @JeffSmith-um7mr 7 місяців тому +1

    "Stop dying you cowards!"

  • @TheMangoGohda
    @TheMangoGohda 9 місяців тому +2

    Im sure that alex breakdances now.

  • @ninjacat230
    @ninjacat230 9 місяців тому +2

    29:00 literally me

  • @Warrigt
    @Warrigt 8 місяців тому +1

    "F is everything". TMBG lyric?

  • @CrashOzzy1223
    @CrashOzzy1223 4 місяці тому

    5:54 oop, through the wall then. Ignore the doorway a foot left.

  • @bigflip3714
    @bigflip3714 9 місяців тому +2

    Great vid

  • @noob0nator
    @noob0nator 9 місяців тому +2

    and into announcing jacksons channel

  • @LordHokage26
    @LordHokage26 9 місяців тому +5

    We making it out of the courtroom with this one 🔥 🔥 🔥

  • @Blueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    @Blueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 9 місяців тому +4

    We would love a Jackson VTuber channel lmao

  • @zolazar6928
    @zolazar6928 9 місяців тому +3

    12:57 He's just like me fr fr XD

  • @somedude96
    @somedude96 9 місяців тому +5

    Ark that is only 20GB lol.

    • @SophiaAstatine
      @SophiaAstatine 8 місяців тому +1

      Proper compression isn't extinct in Japan

  • @Blin240
    @Blin240 9 місяців тому +2

    Body type 1 gang rise

  • @Grensinski
    @Grensinski 9 місяців тому

    25:48, they're all like starving and hurt lmao

  • @scottbellotti9530
    @scottbellotti9530 9 місяців тому +6

    did i just receive second hand bullying from watching this video lmao

  • @M12GProductions
    @M12GProductions 9 місяців тому +1

    More, plz. 😂

  • @ProtagonistLover
    @ProtagonistLover 8 місяців тому +2

    I love the resigned sigh that your discord apparently loves to post femboy memes.

  • @bradycregan3201
    @bradycregan3201 4 місяці тому +1

    we built our base at the same spot😭

  • @urdimsum7961
    @urdimsum7961 9 місяців тому +3

    Commenting for algorithm.

  • @aoihitori
    @aoihitori 9 місяців тому +21

    The character creation was made with Western standards as Developers says, "They like ugly characters."

  • @midgard9057
    @midgard9057 9 місяців тому

    Not the Ark I was thinking you were playing lol

  • @CoelhoTanque
    @CoelhoTanque 8 місяців тому

    this video really bring back the 5th grader in me because "pal" sound like (and is written like) "dick" in portuguese

  • @xxlordxx6862
    @xxlordxx6862 9 місяців тому +1

    Where are those grass types at??

  • @lucacassinelli3424
    @lucacassinelli3424 9 місяців тому +13

    You can create a redhead character but there are no freckles?! This game is not even worth buying.

  • @ThornMu
    @ThornMu 9 місяців тому +2

    Ark with pokemon, but also with automation and way less of the annoying bullshit.

  • @itsTarooox
    @itsTarooox 9 місяців тому +1

    Pokemon with guns

  • @NotsilYmerej
    @NotsilYmerej 9 місяців тому

    5:35
    The Lamball kebab also looks like a kebab

  • @teamofone1219
    @teamofone1219 9 місяців тому +1

    Arguably better than ark.

  • @AleksandrStrizhevskiy
    @AleksandrStrizhevskiy 9 місяців тому +1

    Wait what is this? I watched the whole video and only now noticed Im not even subscribed to this channel. I didn't even know there was a second channel. What's going on?

  • @williansnobre
    @williansnobre 9 місяців тому +1

    Remember. Lovanders can be male too.

  • @hiccup3.14
    @hiccup3.14 8 місяців тому

    does this mean im one of the chosen ones? damn woudlve been better if this as recommended earlier

  • @SPARTANTROOPER
    @SPARTANTROOPER 9 місяців тому +38

    Glad I'm not the only one who hates the numbered body types. At the very least, why not call it Masculine and Feminine body types if they don't want to call them what they really are?

    • @Nyctosuba
      @Nyctosuba 9 місяців тому +36

      I'll never forget the day my child was born and the doctor looked me in the eyes and told me "congratulations! It's a Type 2!"

    • @Grensinski
      @Grensinski 9 місяців тому +14

      ​@@Nyctosuba Type 2 diabetes?

    • @dl2839
      @dl2839 9 місяців тому

      His child was born weighing 50 pounds and had a BMI of 41.8. The baby tore through the stroller and crib when it was put in them.
      ​@@Grensinski

    • @benrig89
      @benrig89 9 місяців тому +6

      @@Nyctosuba "Fuck I was hoping for a Nexus 6"

    • @jasonterre1056
      @jasonterre1056 9 місяців тому +8

      Apparently, they went with body type 1 & 2 just because the developers know people will want to make more ugly shit rather than beautiful men and women.

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon 9 місяців тому

    you don't have permission to die
    just say no to dying

  • @culpinha
    @culpinha 9 місяців тому

    14:41 Wo Long all over again

    • @SophiaAstatine
      @SophiaAstatine 8 місяців тому +1

      Jackson instinctively going "Herro" made it even funnier

  • @CrashOzzy1223
    @CrashOzzy1223 4 місяці тому

    14:05 it’s stupid that people need to “look” at multiple things. JUST FOCUS ON THE GAME!

  • @ZevielS
    @ZevielS 5 місяців тому

    Wish it was fixed for old Gen Xbox love the game but oh hate dungeon crashing other bugs are very minor

  • @Jabberakajasper
    @Jabberakajasper 7 місяців тому

    Pongggggggsifu

  • @flashback3965
    @flashback3965 9 місяців тому

    Where did u find your "Ride the Magic Dragon" Pal?

    • @PongsifuToo
      @PongsifuToo  9 місяців тому +5

      He's a mid-20's boss in the north west area with all the bamboo

  • @rio3702
    @rio3702 9 місяців тому +8

    Palworld? More like the best game in the world 🔥

  • @oheh4160
    @oheh4160 9 місяців тому

    pokourym

  • @jigglypuff3311
    @jigglypuff3311 9 місяців тому +2

    Man I hate Unreal Engine 5.
    But I love this video

  • @ASLACK-RECORDS
    @ASLACK-RECORDS 9 місяців тому

    so this is where you've been hiding... WHAT ABOUT THE MAIN CHANNEL??? 😭😭😭

  • @topcat59
    @topcat59 9 місяців тому +3

    The only true pal you ever need is a femboy.😺

  • @trime1015
    @trime1015 9 місяців тому +7

    0:59 I hate it too my "body type 1", I hate it too.. Let's hope future game options won't be so cringe.

  • @Arkantrol
    @Arkantrol 7 місяців тому

    I can't believe Scotty was outing as trying to collect minors. 😮

  • @rigg4146
    @rigg4146 9 місяців тому +1

    WHY IS HE SO THICCC?

  • @TehHolySpudBoi
    @TehHolySpudBoi 9 місяців тому

    Joe Mama

  • @gamerdweebentertainment1616
    @gamerdweebentertainment1616 9 місяців тому +3

    19:04 wow the building mechanic is annoying, understandable why some people avoid it.

  • @rintheorder
    @rintheorder 9 місяців тому

    Ark married to Pokemon to Genshin to Fortnite. This is polyamorie game 🙄

  • @dajewloud8497
    @dajewloud8497 9 місяців тому +1

    At 7:03 things turned awkward and you could tell he immediately regretted calling Alex a bitch. He back peddled but I don't know the guy. People get angry and say things they don't mean. I argue alot with guys I served with and we went to war together. I can relate to Justin alot.

  • @heremking
    @heremking 9 місяців тому +1

    I was waiting for you to play this on release but you late as hell

    • @PongsifuToo
      @PongsifuToo  9 місяців тому +19

      By my standards, this was incredibly fast.

    • @heremking
      @heremking 9 місяців тому +1

      yeah its still getting updates. your cool af tho been watching you for a while.
      @@PongsifuToo

  • @suni3709
    @suni3709 9 місяців тому

    Why’d you stop playing ark the first time?

    • @PongsifuToo
      @PongsifuToo  9 місяців тому +24

      Not playing a game where you have to set an irl alarm to wake up and feed your dinosaur to tame them.

    • @phantomoverlord9237
      @phantomoverlord9237 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@@PongsifuToo Very understandable. But Ark let's you customize all rates, pretty much. I'd never subject myself to vanilla/official rates.

  • @VibinSealz
    @VibinSealz 9 місяців тому +1

    Bro using shields, sounds pretty fkn beta of you

  • @Scatteredpast
    @Scatteredpast 5 місяців тому +2

    Hearing people whine about body type one and two is so funny lmao. It doesn't matter *at all* and crying about it like a toddler is pathetic

  • @stevenmarquez4476
    @stevenmarquez4476 9 місяців тому +4

    Jackson pls don't vtube its so fucking distracting and lame.

  • @Afterguar
    @Afterguar 9 місяців тому

    :/

  • @bigezfire2390
    @bigezfire2390 9 місяців тому +5

    Imagine being pissed off about the choice of body type 1 or body type 2. 😂😂

    • @NeoakiraIV
      @NeoakiraIV 9 місяців тому +8

      I’m just glad they regulated women to number 2 men stay🥇

    • @lucacassinelli3424
      @lucacassinelli3424 9 місяців тому +2

      What about those people who go apeshit when they read male/female?

    • @gonnacry3278
      @gonnacry3278 5 місяців тому +4

      Yeah imagine having to use body typing just to avoid upsetting the trans cult that lose their absolute about about seeing the male/female choice in every game 😂

  • @LordTonzilla
    @LordTonzilla 9 місяців тому

    What's wrong with body type 1 and 2?

    • @JakesFavorites
      @JakesFavorites 9 місяців тому +8

      It encourages the idea that sex isn't real

    • @dragonandavatarfan8865
      @dragonandavatarfan8865 9 місяців тому +11

      What's wrong with "Male" and "Female"?

    • @SophiaAstatine
      @SophiaAstatine 8 місяців тому

      ​@@dragonandavatarfan8865 Most real males don't look like body type two though