This is my endless tf2 cycle: -Watching TF2 content. -Wants to play TF2. -Plays TF2. -Rage because i suck ass. -Quit TF2. Watches TF2 content to calm down. -Wants to play TF2.
Watch out! The Scout's out and about, Running around, Bringing bonks right down to your scalp! (Bonk!) Do you even know who you're talking to, here? I'm a streak of greased lightning, Keep fighting for years! I'm a stunner! Number 1 run-and-gunner! My beats, Bring the heat, 'Cause I'm a sweet double jumper! Your finger's on the trigger, But before you get to pull it - I'll take a sip of fizz And I'll go whizzing past your bullets! I am on it, Like a rocket On a course to freakin' pound ya! Call me Super Sonic, 'cause I'm running rings around ya! I'm a dab hand With a Sandman, I'm the baddest In the Badlands, I'm a speed freak On a killstreak, See a blur, Then it's "bang, bang"! I'm the Demo! Boom goes my M.O.! A tyrant From the Highlands Gettin' violent on the bellows! The only thing more volatile than me, would be my ammo! I'll leave you blown to pieces While my piece is screaming "BLAMMO"! Did this have whiskey in? Or was it nitroglycerin? I'll find out On the way out If I'm spoutin' flaming piss again 'Cause if I live another day, My liver might go anyway! And I'd rather go in glory, So in war, I won't be giving in! I suffer from my art, I got sulfer on the heart! This Tartan Spartan's Gonna tear you apart! Fire shots at the cyclops? It never ends well! Oh, they're gonna have to glue you back together in Hell! Zoom. Red dot. Boom. Headshot. Your, Head's got a new, Lead clot. Bring you to a dead stop, Leave you with your head popped. Another target on my list that can be checked off. 'Cause on a mission, I am viciously efficient! My vitals: just my rifle And a set of jars to piss in. When it comes to assassins, You could say I'm high-calibre Yankin' my machete from your head Like its Excalibur No mercy mercenary, I'll take you down like cattle when My true forte's in 2Fort Playing blood sports on the battlements! Spray your brain 'Fore you even know what's happenin' Safe to say There's no way you'll be wearing hat's again... If you're seeing RED, Or you're feeling BLU If you wanna bust caps, And wear them, too If you like warfare In stylish headwear Well have we got the game for you! No, there isn't any greater Military millinery simulator We fight all day to find out who's The most fashionable faction in TF2 Listen up, because I won't say it again! You better not be sissies, because war is not a game! Unless, of course, it's war games, Then I'm all for games. Hope you're keeping score, Because numerate, I sure ain't. I'm good at fighting, Ask Sun Tzu! I taught him all he knows In the art of shovel-fu! Way back in Ancient China When I met him one night, He said "Soldier's really cool, And the best at winning fights" Now, I win all the fight money Wherever I go! Because my rockets go "BOOM"! (And then you explode.) Now, the army told me that I was crazy! But I wrote this song, so I'm clearly amazing! Gentlemen. It won't be gentle When I sneak into your base And steal the faces of Your helpless friends! Stealing your briefcase Really was a brief case You think you're smart, But I have the intelligence! Be a man, why'd you have to die screaming? I shoot you, Take the loot, And take my suit For dry cleaning! I'm not cheating, you ignorant swine! I creep in and sneak things Right into your spine! When I fight with my butterfly, it stings like a bee So tonight, tell your mother "hi", give her a kiss from me I'm debonair with deadly flair I'm anyone, and anywhere The face your mother wakes to Is the last you'll ever see. I am Heavy Weapons Guy. I make puny babies cry. Want to live? Rule 1: DON'T. TOUCH. MY. GUN! May be slow, no need to rush ya, When I'm rolling with Natascha. Fill you dead, with holes, We crush ya Leave you cold Like snow in Russia. Puny gun, I punch more damage! Chew you up for lunch, like Sandvich! You think you can outrun me? Prove it. I'd like to see you outrun bullet. If you're seeing RED, Or you're feeling BLU If you wanna bust caps, And wear them, too If you like warfare In stylish headwear Well have we got the game for you! No, there isn't any greater Military millinery simulator We fight all day to find out who's The most fashionable faction in TF2 Howdy, the Engineer's in the field! Farm boy charm, with a megaton yield! I've got a cranium, Laced with uranium, Dispense your offense, with the weapons I wield! I'm hot stuff! 'Cause I've a hundred degrees! So, if you boil my blood You'll get burned on Steam! I'm over-qualified To leave you nullified And tan your sorry hide You better run and hide Or die by my machines! Just a friendly Engie, Preventing entry With a deadly sentry! Each practical problem I solve, my skill mounts The only thing higher than my IQ Is my kill count! Fire, fire, fire, fire! Emboldened scolding folds Of red and gold Are my desire! It's my sacred duty to keep the beauty burning higher! Leave you dismembered In the embers Every felling swells the pyre! I'm a terror from the nether, Something that you've never seen! With a charcoal soul, Heart pumping kerosene! You've Met Your Match, You'll be a charred patch On the floorboards! I'll strike a match, And strike the match Off of the scoreboard! What's the matter if my brain's deranged When I snuff you out? Boy, does it look lovely out! Candy canes and fluffy clouds! Now I'm racking up the kills As I'm cranking up the grill Easy to blow you away when you're just powder... Got a little headache? You'd better call the Medic! Were you wanting anesthetic? Really, don't be so pathetic! That burning is the bird within your sternum That snuck in while I was working But I think a bloody dove is quite a lovely aesthetic! You grazed your knee? Well, it seems to me You need invasive, exploratory surgery! See, I may have a little uncertainty Between patient? Specimen? Blur to me! Get the point of my syringes in your hiney? I'll Ubercharge, and buff you 'til you're shiny! I could fix you quick with my Medi-Gun The procedure's painless, but that's no fun! If you're feeling BLU Or you're seeing RED If what's on your mind What's on your your head Who want to battle When there's catalogs of Hats to browse instead? It's not how far you push the cart What matters is the noble art of Dressing heads In dandy threads To wear whilst you are blown apart If you're seeing RED, Or you're feeling BLU If you wanna bust caps, And wear them, too If you like warfare In stylish headwear Well have we got the game for you! No, there isn't any greater Military millinery simulator We fight all day to find out who's The most fashionable faction in TF2!
Just got kicked out of 2fort and being called a cheater for suspicious flickering ( i was bhopping while healing ) now seeing this spooki changed my emotional state as medick gammin' 👽👽
6:44 actually quite well animated. Shame that Soldier could never be that smart
He's smart, but also crazy so it cancels out
well, they're not dumbass, maybe Scout would just forget the code, i guess..
7:47 Blu ubered a-posing spy with sticky jumper is disguised as enemy
what the hell
Rare sighting!
How!11!1!1!
But it looks like he's shooting the sticky jumper, how?
@@lanfour4444 And everyone says about demoman on targeting the spy
6:17 All Quiet on the Western Front moment
Wait, what moment in film does it reference to?
@@HealtHPSKthe ending, where Paul is killed right before the war ends.
@@zeugmaflowers oh, well that's cool
0:01 demoman jumpscare
Wega
Bro got the hl2stalkerscream.wav
0:35 SOMEBODY CALLED ME RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT I CANT
0:17 that one guy who spam E just because
MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
MEEEEEDIIIIIC!!!
MEEEE-
3:24 wow what an awesome meme, wonder who made it. Thanks for including me!
yes. very very awesome
0:36 Did bro just turn into my ringtone
9:21 Rick May came to life!
HE'S BACK BOIS!
4:07 that feeling when u got 124 hp and u see a burning alive medic
7:37 best way to use taunts
“AHHHH, IT’S A REFERENCE” - Soldier TF2
1.55 Денчик слазиет (Danil climbs down)
Легендарный мем😂
1:55
1:47 hey look ma I'm on TV!
Holy chit
How the hell are you still alive after what happened!? We saw you get blown up!
7:26
It's interactions like these that's convincing me TF2 is slowly turning into an interactive SFM Video XD
Intruder alert! A red spy is watching a meme!
RED SPY WATCH MEMES?
*intruder alert music*
@@NoobikMasterYT WE NEED TO PROTECT THE MEME CHANNEL!
Yo a little help here?
@@Drongk-Ogryn Alright, alright, i got it... stand back son... one, one, one, uhhh- one!
@@TheDinosaurCore AAAAAAaaaaaaah- Hey, is still here!
7:19
Unrealistic, Scout wouldn't memorize the code anyway
if we're going by that logic, Soldier isn't smart enough to realize that, also he doesn't know it
@@foodaah lore accurate, actually
2:09 SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!!
SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!!
SCOTLAND FOREVER
SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!
SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!
SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!!
also do you know the music name?
1:01 french revolution in the airport
Right Behind You
Yeah, he is a bitch. Just fucks and breaks peace and then called that country a bitchland
1:55
Денчик легенда
3:06 heavy: hel-
0:34 HOUSE REFRENCE!!!111!!!
5:40 It's beautiful
1:04 OH GOD NO THE FRENCH BOXES ARRIVED AAAAAAAAAAA
1:30
Forget a potato, this was recorded on an actual brick.
Recorded on a singular copper wire
6:45 Ok, how is the animation...
SO F*CKING GOOD!?
INTRUDER ALERT! RED SPY IS IN THE BASE!
@@Repented_Corrupted_Tyler A ReD SpY Is iN ThE BaSe?1!
5:25, me Knowing I don’t have time to watch Every Single TF2 Meme video posted by Beter.
🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪
1:30 unlost fps upgrade
3:48 defeated male leaves
DENCHIK SLAZYET🗣
Слез уже
Place a Dispenser here!
Alrighty then! Eeerectin’ a dispenser.
Alright then! Dispenser goin up!
the scunt sacrifice was successful i have been summoned
Heck no
NEEDA- *WOOOOOHOOOHOOO*
**death**
1:20 I AM ARCHEMEDES!!!!!!
2:40 SCOTLAND FOREVAAAAAAAAAA
Left-hand demopan OP 4:45 (unless pyro)
0:00 Demoman jumpscare
7:07 if mercs had higher iq over than 60
1:02 MGS fanbase in a nutshell
5:53 soldier sentry
seeing a house and tf2 meme combined is now my favourite thing ever
That burd is a bloody SENTRY *killbind* 0:02
2:09-2:12
SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!
*Demoman gameplay*
SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!!
This is my endless tf2 cycle:
-Watching TF2 content.
-Wants to play TF2.
-Plays TF2.
-Rage because i suck ass.
-Quit TF2.
Watches TF2 content to calm down.
-Wants to play TF2.
The phone call was hilarious
The bees
1:01 me and the boys pulling up to our local Denny's at 2:27AM(four of us are high, we're all drunk, and one of us is having a mental breakdown)
3:20 True engie experience
Ok ngl this compilation is goated af
7:49 "demoman is spy!" like fr
7:45 fear.
I am Pyro. I became real.
:)
The replies gonna be like: 0:02
And I'm heavy. You're biggest caunter
Bro, stop it. Get some help.
🔥
Hello is this the anti-box spy. Yeah I have a infestation right here 1:02
Well, legally, we can’t do anything.
But if you really want them gone, I know a Pyro you can talk to
Yay, he reached the 80 number of tf2 memes compilation!!!
EDIT: damn 10 likes!
1:55 Heh, Good Old Russian Meme
0:33 I love a House MD audio being used
0:34 why did this got me
That poor sniper he just wanted to get a headshot
4:06 that feeling when scout surgery is tomorrow
Halloween valve: saxton hale demon
Community: Saxton hale is DOOM guy
just in time for this vid
I need to see the meme of the Demoman scream but it makes a Christmas song
3:01 soldier slap scout
What is this wonderful phonk? 2:14
roots bloody roots by sepultura
The Box Spy Meme got me.
1:01 metal gear fortress 5: the phantom face stab
2:14 song?
0:00
Demoman : Ahahaha AAAAAAAAAAAA
1:30 there i am :)
0:00 ahhh ẀĤĤĤÀ!!!🗣🔊🔊🔊🔊🔥
0:45 definition of Reflector
Bro airblasted a bullet
You better hold on to your h-
10:00 copyright momento
Imagine seeing things having visual effects that shouldn't have.
Ma I’m dead 😂😂😭💀6:29
What is the name of the song about the point? 2:30
extremely good video as always!
I am RED, i became real.
3:24 - nice try Scout
Medic's face expression call LOL XD
THE FUNNY FORTRESS MAN!!!!!!!!
btw, thanksgiving coming around the corner!!!!
0:21 pyro dies instead of explode because SFM just for some reason can't explode pyro
9:50 Dempsey?
That last meme is pure gold.
0:19 this cracks me up. 🤣
Demoman Jumpscare!
1:55
Классный ник у автора)
Денчик слазиет))
4:05 blud has knee surgery tomorrow (Medic will grind afk on hurt)
7:18 _Deadringer uncloak_
7:45 disguised as *enemy*
At this point of my life I am living with "tf2 memes"
*the bees*
And also 0:17 got me good
Watch out! The Scout's out and about, Running around, Bringing bonks right down to your scalp! (Bonk!) Do you even know who you're talking to, here? I'm a streak of greased lightning, Keep fighting for years! I'm a stunner! Number 1 run-and-gunner! My beats, Bring the heat, 'Cause I'm a sweet double jumper! Your finger's on the trigger, But before you get to pull it - I'll take a sip of fizz And I'll go whizzing past your bullets! I am on it, Like a rocket On a course to freakin' pound ya! Call me Super Sonic, 'cause I'm running rings around ya! I'm a dab hand With a Sandman, I'm the baddest In the Badlands, I'm a speed freak On a killstreak, See a blur, Then it's "bang, bang"! I'm the Demo! Boom goes my M.O.! A tyrant From the Highlands Gettin' violent on the bellows! The only thing more volatile than me, would be my ammo! I'll leave you blown to pieces While my piece is screaming "BLAMMO"! Did this have whiskey in? Or was it nitroglycerin? I'll find out On the way out If I'm spoutin' flaming piss again 'Cause if I live another day, My liver might go anyway! And I'd rather go in glory, So in war, I won't be giving in! I suffer from my art, I got sulfer on the heart! This Tartan Spartan's Gonna tear you apart! Fire shots at the cyclops? It never ends well! Oh, they're gonna have to glue you back together in Hell! Zoom. Red dot. Boom. Headshot. Your, Head's got a new, Lead clot. Bring you to a dead stop, Leave you with your head popped. Another target on my list that can be checked off. 'Cause on a mission, I am viciously efficient! My vitals: just my rifle And a set of jars to piss in. When it comes to assassins, You could say I'm high-calibre Yankin' my machete from your head Like its Excalibur No mercy mercenary, I'll take you down like cattle when My true forte's in 2Fort Playing blood sports on the battlements! Spray your brain 'Fore you even know what's happenin' Safe to say There's no way you'll be wearing hat's again... If you're seeing RED, Or you're feeling BLU If you wanna bust caps, And wear them, too If you like warfare In stylish headwear Well have we got the game for you! No, there isn't any greater Military millinery simulator We fight all day to find out who's The most fashionable faction in TF2 Listen up, because I won't say it again! You better not be sissies, because war is not a game! Unless, of course, it's war games, Then I'm all for games. Hope you're keeping score, Because numerate, I sure ain't. I'm good at fighting, Ask Sun Tzu! I taught him all he knows In the art of shovel-fu! Way back in Ancient China When I met him one night, He said "Soldier's really cool, And the best at winning fights" Now, I win all the fight money Wherever I go! Because my rockets go "BOOM"! (And then you explode.) Now, the army told me that I was crazy! But I wrote this song, so I'm clearly amazing! Gentlemen. It won't be gentle When I sneak into your base And steal the faces of Your helpless friends! Stealing your briefcase Really was a brief case You think you're smart, But I have the intelligence! Be a man, why'd you have to die screaming? I shoot you, Take the loot, And take my suit For dry cleaning! I'm not cheating, you ignorant swine! I creep in and sneak things Right into your spine! When I fight with my butterfly, it stings like a bee So tonight, tell your mother "hi", give her a kiss from me I'm debonair with deadly flair I'm anyone, and anywhere The face your mother wakes to Is the last you'll ever see. I am Heavy Weapons Guy. I make puny babies cry. Want to live? Rule 1: DON'T. TOUCH. MY. GUN! May be slow, no need to rush ya, When I'm rolling with Natascha. Fill you dead, with holes, We crush ya Leave you cold Like snow in Russia. Puny gun, I punch more damage! Chew you up for lunch, like Sandvich! You think you can outrun me? Prove it. I'd like to see you outrun bullet. If you're seeing RED, Or you're feeling BLU If you wanna bust caps, And wear them, too If you like warfare In stylish headwear Well have we got the game for you! No, there isn't any greater Military millinery simulator We fight all day to find out who's The most fashionable faction in TF2 Howdy, the Engineer's in the field! Farm boy charm, with a megaton yield! I've got a cranium, Laced with uranium, Dispense your offense, with the weapons I wield! I'm hot stuff! 'Cause I've a hundred degrees! So, if you boil my blood You'll get burned on Steam! I'm over-qualified To leave you nullified And tan your sorry hide You better run and hide Or die by my machines! Just a friendly Engie, Preventing entry With a deadly sentry! Each practical problem I solve, my skill mounts The only thing higher than my IQ Is my kill count! Fire, fire, fire, fire! Emboldened scolding folds Of red and gold Are my desire! It's my sacred duty to keep the beauty burning higher! Leave you dismembered In the embers Every felling swells the pyre! I'm a terror from the nether, Something that you've never seen! With a charcoal soul, Heart pumping kerosene! You've Met Your Match, You'll be a charred patch On the floorboards! I'll strike a match, And strike the match Off of the scoreboard! What's the matter if my brain's deranged When I snuff you out? Boy, does it look lovely out! Candy canes and fluffy clouds! Now I'm racking up the kills As I'm cranking up the grill Easy to blow you away when you're just powder... Got a little headache? You'd better call the Medic! Were you wanting anesthetic? Really, don't be so pathetic! That burning is the bird within your sternum That snuck in while I was working But I think a bloody dove is quite a lovely aesthetic! You grazed your knee? Well, it seems to me You need invasive, exploratory surgery! See, I may have a little uncertainty Between patient? Specimen? Blur to me! Get the point of my syringes in your hiney? I'll Ubercharge, and buff you 'til you're shiny! I could fix you quick with my Medi-Gun The procedure's painless, but that's no fun! If you're feeling BLU Or you're seeing RED If what's on your mind What's on your your head Who want to battle When there's catalogs of Hats to browse instead? It's not how far you push the cart What matters is the noble art of Dressing heads In dandy threads To wear whilst you are blown apart If you're seeing RED, Or you're feeling BLU If you wanna bust caps, And wear them, too If you like warfare In stylish headwear Well have we got the game for you! No, there isn't any greater Military millinery simulator We fight all day to find out who's The most fashionable faction in TF2!
1:09 Makima?!
Desr engineers you should start putting sentry near to your dispenser because dispencers can buff sentry
YOOO the new Sentry skin looks EPICK almost like some kind of bird, if they been real tho!
1:30 Potato Gaming be like
Дэнчик слазеет!
1:01 box is a spy
Spooin
You've made me proud today son
Just got kicked out of 2fort and being called a cheater for suspicious flickering ( i was bhopping while healing ) now seeing this spooki changed my emotional state as medick gammin' 👽👽
The beginning is demoman jumpscare confirmed