"Your honor, my client touched her virtual chest with his virtual hands, but since there was no real contact, he cannot be charged with Shondo assault."
Your honor, have you ever heard of phantom touch? If not I shall give a brief definition. It is where a person feels something as if it has made contact even though it didn't, and although it is rare for some people to have it I think that ruling this out of possibility would be unwise. May I have my client state her experience. Please give her some time as I know that this experience was tramatic for both parties. Your honor my client has spoken, and Claims that this "Phantom touch" IS in fact something she experiences. Please feel free to state your opinions on the matter sir.
@@Nheom his name is Yoshikage Kira. He's 33 years old. His house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and he is not married. He works as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and he gets home every day by 8 PM at the latest. He doesn't smoke, but he occasionally drinks. He's in bed by 11 PM, and makes sure that he gets eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, he usually has no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, he wakes up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. He was told there were no issues at my last check-up. He is trying to explain that he's a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. He takes care not to trouble himself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause him to lose sleep at night. That is how he deals with society, and he knows that is what brings him happiness. Although, if he were to fight he wouldn’t lose to anyone.
I thought she was using shondo to replace a word that would get her banned, but I looked it up anyway to be sure. When I looked it up it led to a court case of Shondo Billie, whom assaulted a minor in the way I thought she replaced with Shondo. Welcome to the rabbit hole that I wish I never came down
Technically speaking... Technically speaking! It isn't considered illegal, or a crime, unless there is factual proof that a person has committed "Shondo Assualt", so in our defense, you actually thrusted yourself at us in a crude manor, in which it was bad timing and poor calculations that led us to this point. Ah-thank you.
"Your honor, I declare myself guilty as damned charged, I did it, and I'd do it again were I not caught, I don't care what happens to me, for I have already won, more than any of you could, yes, I'm a Shondo assaulter, I lived as one, and I'll die as one" -Suspects declaration for Shondo Assault.
"Your honor all i was trying to do was to touch and see deep within her heart! Now...if there were things in the way or path that led to my primary objective it is not my fault it was blocking my path, so i declare myself not to be gulty of ANY crime!"
I got a timeout on her channel when there was a situation where this might have happend and warned her and the mods be like "nope, don't warn her - delete message - timeout"
OBJECTION! Your honor, my client didn't know the defendant would stand up and get closer when he sent her bits. He sent them 10 seconds before that. Quite Moe situation, isn't it?
Going to jail for touching a wall sadge
Violation
No, you're going to jail for murder
Well now you're going to jail for murder.
Sentenced to Death by Exile.
She got in the way, your honor.
"Your honor, my client touched her virtual chest with his virtual hands, but since there was no real contact, he cannot be charged with Shondo assault."
Death
Overrule, you're now getting punishment with 20 straight bonk in the head. Case closed
Lmao
Your honor, have you ever heard of phantom touch? If not I shall give a brief definition. It is where a person feels something as if it has made contact even though it didn't, and although it is rare for some people to have it I think that ruling this out of possibility would be unwise. May I have my client state her experience. Please give her some time as I know that this experience was tramatic for both parties. Your honor my client has spoken, and Claims that this "Phantom touch" IS in fact something she experiences. Please feel free to state your opinions on the matter sir.
Yeah but I don't think the FBI won't let that happen because I think they will do anything just to put you in jail.
Wow that was a very genuine yelp.
Hands are scary.
Ask anyone who dated Yoshikage Kira...
Or ask their hands?
@@siriusmywaifu4043 kira? i heard of that guy. seem like a normal dude.
@@Nheom his name is Yoshikage Kira. He's 33 years old. His house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and he is not married. He works as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and he gets home every day by 8 PM at the latest. He doesn't smoke, but he occasionally drinks. He's in bed by 11 PM, and makes sure that he gets eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, he usually has no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, he wakes up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
He was told there were no issues at my last check-up. He is trying to explain that he's a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. He takes care not to trouble himself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause him to lose sleep at night. That is how he deals with society, and he knows that is what brings him happiness. Although, if he were to fight he wouldn’t lose to anyone.
“I did not have sexual relations with that cutting board” -chat
Chat: want to pet her head
Her: “i’ll show you”
The hand: *touching respectfully*
I'm more than surprised she knows Saul than the jailtime sentence
real question
who is saul ?
@@rejakecap Saul Goodman
@@nerorerorin i guess (?) i don't quite get what u guys refering to
I'm confused who?
@@rejakecap Learn to use Google.
Jail is a room. Ill survive
I respect that
Survival instincts
They feed you, Cloth you, give you a roof, a bed, water, and all the free anal you wouldn't want! Sounds like the highlife to me. 😉
Free food tho? 😂
humans adapt fast we'll survive
Better not drop the soap
Her expression in response XD
Legit her model is the most reactive and accurate I've seen it's crazy
For me the best model in that regard is Girldm
@@mortache i haven't heard of that person, who are they?
@@Shadrake Canadian vtuber with some god-tier face and hand tracking
Shylily best rigged model imho
Let me introduce you to Limealicious.
"Your honor, i can't touch something that doesn't exist"
I thought she was using shondo to replace a word that would get her banned, but I looked it up anyway to be sure. When I looked it up it led to a court case of Shondo Billie, whom assaulted a minor in the way I thought she replaced with Shondo. Welcome to the rabbit hole that I wish I never came down
Bro it's her name 😭
@@ShondopilledIndividuals and I got traumatized because I didn’t know
@@secondheaven9545 lmao
@@secondheaven9545 Damn
@@seantaggart7382 I kinda wish this was a joke, but it’s real. Look it up
"THE CRIME... shondo ashault" so cute
It started with a look of shock.
Then it turned to an awkward smile.
Then realization.
Then tears.
Then copium.
First time knowing the existence of her and she feels like she is Chibidoki's sister or someone related lmao
She's your wife now
You should check out her ASMR channel. That's where she got started
Chibidoki is her 'special' cousin
The timing of all those things, it was perfect
Technically he didn’t grope
There’s nothing to grope…
You turned this from an assault case to a murder case.
man went from assault to arson
Bro chose violence 😭
Bro the guy who said “can we pat nothing though?” 💀💀
0:03 Ok I didn't expect laughing/screaming lolis to be played, executed perfectly
"Yeah I'm your wife; it doesn't mean you can do that"
That's an entirely valid, point, actually...
that was such a genuine scream lmao
fast as well, I didn't notice what happened at first 草
"Touch what, there is nothing..."
Even if the hand didn't "slip" it would've been a pretty evil pat 🙁 !
Chat was exonerated because the court could not locate the chest in question.
“Your honour I did not have sexual interaction with that cutting board”
I'm sobbing rn 😭😭😭
Technically speaking...
Technically speaking!
It isn't considered illegal, or a crime, unless there is factual proof that a person has committed "Shondo Assualt", so in our defense, you actually thrusted yourself at us in a crude manor, in which it was bad timing and poor calculations that led us to this point.
Ah-thank you.
"your honor. I didn't touch anything because there was nothing there"
You can’t go to jail for, touching an ironing board
Prison is just a place
"Your honor, I declare myself guilty as damned charged, I did it, and I'd do it again were I not caught, I don't care what happens to me, for I have already won, more than any of you could, yes, I'm a Shondo assaulter, I lived as one, and I'll die as one"
-Suspects declaration for Shondo Assault.
1:20
Meanwhile, DareEvans: "Can we pat nothing though ?" 🤣
What do you mean? There was nothing there to touch. I don't see a problem.
"If my Client was guilty, then why he swearing on his Momma he ain't?!"
Cute and Funny 😭😭😭😭
Imagine all Vtuber models are tangible to the talents, so everytime we're throwing fish and bikes and flip flops at chibidoki she's feeling it.
"Your honor, I am but a mere carpenter doing his job"
Yes~ Keep it up Fallen
Thanks for the clip
Your honor my client didn't touch anything, not because it's not real but because there is nothing to touch
did you really edit a 1 year old comment?
"Your honor all i was trying to do was to touch and see deep within her heart! Now...if there were things in the way or path that led to my primary objective it is not my fault it was blocking my path, so i declare myself not to be gulty of ANY crime!"
There was nothing to touch however
She is absolutely adorable!!
Jesus it sounded like she actually felt that tf
I got a timeout on her channel when there was a situation where this might have happend and warned her and the mods be like "nope, don't warn her - delete message - timeout"
I was watching my favorite vtuber and donated a pat gif at the wrong time, I better call Saul!
The she says "I show you" she's so adorable
Jokes on you,going to jail is exactly what I needed.
Your honor, if you are what you eat, my client is an innocent man.
"How can you touch what is not there" the viewer lawyer
Cry
Cry in the courtroom 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
bro was flicking the wrong bean
That's cap Saul always got my back
That scream was so good! She sounded like a cute puppy. 😅
My defense:
"Your honor, I am innocent cause I'm ruthless!"
Accidents, they happen
To boldly go where no man has ever gone before
Also straight to Jail
Do not collect 200 dollars
I did not touch her. I did not touch her. Hi Mark!
I will send you to the shondo realm! - Yugi
Oh shit yeah bring me there please
Your honor, if the chest is flat, he had to pat!
That was cute and funny 😭😭😭😭😭
GoAnimate: Caillou touches FallenShadow's [redacted] and gets grounded for 999999999999999 years
0:56 cats be like while enjoying pats for half an hour
"Yeah i´m your wife, it doesn´t mean that you can do that", as my spanish speakers comrades would say,
"Fuimos Timados!"
That's "We were scammed" for everyone that doesn't speak Spanish lol.
My god her voice is so cute
Poor Shadow. Inappropriately patted
FBI OPEN UP!
Shondo Assault... if I ever come up with a badass military maneuver, I'ma call it that.
Outplayed
chat: *accidentally pats booba*
Shondo: Seize him! Take him! Seize him!
Me when my lawyer is actually Saul Goodman: *"Perhaps you'd like to think twice"*
Amazing,she known Saul😂
Consent is key
I AM SORRY I DID NOT EXPECT YOU TO MOVE THAT WAY
That genuine fear was funny as shit
Isn't it strange that we have a specific law against assaulting Shondo in particular as opposed to anyone else?
what a chad
OBJECTION! Your honor, my client didn't know the defendant would stand up and get closer when he sent her bits. He sent them 10 seconds before that. Quite Moe situation, isn't it?
but there is nothing there.
The crime... Shadow assault 🤣
what the f is this cuteness?
Wait what if chat asks? What will you say then?
Holy shit, chat has godly timing
your honor, 😭😭😭😭😭😭
The visual and the background sounds..
Your honor, my client pleads Oopsie-Daisy~ 🤣🤣
Dont worry theres nothing to touch anyways😂
Let me save this to my homework folder 🙃
mr. officer that hand is the criminal
She is sensitive there and you need to be gentle.
100,000,000 year sentence for touching Shondo. That’s some hard time.
Don't worry there's nothing to touch
better call saul
I can’t stop staring at the dancing seal
A hundred million years of sentence for touching the *WALL*
I think someone traumatized Shondo
that scream was so damn genuine lmao
"there seems to be a misunderstanding, what my client did was just washing his cutting board."
guilty 😭😭😭
Shondo 💙💙
I mean, imagine having "Shondo assault" in your criminal record while serving a death penalty.
I dont think they're crying because they're going to jail =)). Uwwooooooogh
There is no sin. They cannot absolve you. Mega based.