i'll have you know i'm seven foot five on a bad day that's after my spine compressed when i'm fresh out of bed i lament to heights of nine to ten feet im like a skyscraper there are clouds around me people ask zy0x how is the air up there it must be hard to breathe
birdy brid you are definitely one of the four descenders, because you descended as the holiest being to ever bless the world of the internet with zyonix content. you shine in rays of golden light and are hundred times xiao's height (which makes you pretty average, but hey) and your believers and followers lament every day in awe of your genius. (surely this isn't blasphemy) thanks for saving a bad day once again with your glorious compilations!
@@birdybrid mais oui francais! mir gehts mässig, morgen ist eine chemie prüfung. but i agree. BAGUETTE CROISSANT (also, stale baguette weapon when????)
Nice argument, however, when the character equipping this artifact set heals a character in the party, a Sea-Dyed Foam will appear for 3 seconds, accumulating the amount of HP recovered from healing (including overflow healing). At the end of the duration, the Sea-Dyed Foam will explode, dealing DMG to nearby opponents based on 90% of the accumulated healing. (This DMG is calculated similarly to Reactions such as Electro-Charged, and Superconduct, but it is not affected by Elemental Mastery, Character Levels, or Reaction DMG Bonuses). Only one Sea-Dyed Foam can be produced every 3.5 seconds. Each Sea-Dyed Foam can accumulate up to 30,000 HP (including overflow healing). There can be no more than one Sea-Dyed Foam active at any given time. This effect can still be triggered even when the character who is using this artifact set is not on the field.
HOLY- I NEVER KNEW ZY0X WAS SO FUNNY. I literally haven't laughed so much at this video, it's the most I laughed in a long time ty for blessing me 🙇♀️🙇♀️
Scara is dope and has a top tier character arc but he's not hot... Like I wouldn't drool for that little dude lol I just wanna fly around with his dumbass and waddle around with his massive lalaloopsy lookin ass hat. Gotta say tho he's one of the few characters I'm actually farming for before he's even released, Thoma and Kazuha were my first two
i thought i was a normal scara main until i realized that on the day i got him i kept screaming "OMG HES REAL I HAVE HIM AFSHSHEHWHEGRJRC HES REAAALL" over and over and the next day at school all i could think about was building him. yeah i gkt him like 5 days ago and he's already lvl 80, has decent artis and leveled talents im definitely the sanest scara main
the comedic effect of the 8:21 clip is so funny im actually unable to can
the hate women clip happening 3 times after he bashes eula and nilou LMAOOO
i'll have you know i'm seven foot five on a bad day that's after my spine compressed when i'm fresh out of bed i lament to heights of nine to ten feet im like a skyscraper there are clouds around me people ask zy0x how is the air up there it must be hard to breathe
average xiao fan
I scrolled down to your comment and the video said it perfectly.
Only thing this comment is missing is the timestamp when he said this 9/10
Edit: Went and found it 1:14 Godlike
@@SeaBuni samee
@@sonary897 3 feet tall and coping 😂
U know ur early when the video is capped at 360p
Oh damn
birdy brid you are definitely one of the four descenders, because you descended as the holiest being to ever bless the world of the internet with zyonix content. you shine in rays of golden light and are hundred times xiao's height (which makes you pretty average, but hey) and your believers and followers lament every day in awe of your genius.
(surely this isn't blasphemy)
thanks for saving a bad day once again with your glorious compilations!
ich danke dir so sehr! wie geht's? baguettes?
@@birdybrid mais oui francais! mir gehts mässig, morgen ist eine chemie prüfung. but i agree. BAGUETTE CROISSANT (also, stale baguette weapon when????)
@@birdybrid birdy brid what a man you are !
@@brot_isch_besser_2137 du bekommst sie von LEGOFF schüttelt meinen kopf
@@atharvakpatil as a reward...
Wake up babe, it’s time to watch Zy0nix clips.
Truly some clips of all time
1:45 This aged so well 💀
the new set is worse than vermillion lol
@@leovu8500 im from the future and there is another new set and it's better
this once again aged well
ONCE AGIAN THIS AGED WELL@@pathe8519
I'm enjoying this series way too much
Every new compilation from you is a blessing, tysm for your hard work 🙇
Nice argument, however, when the character equipping this artifact set heals a character in the party, a Sea-Dyed Foam will appear for 3 seconds, accumulating the amount of HP recovered from healing (including overflow healing).
At the end of the duration, the Sea-Dyed Foam will explode, dealing DMG to nearby opponents based on 90% of the accumulated healing.
(This DMG is calculated similarly to Reactions such as Electro-Charged, and Superconduct, but it is not affected by Elemental Mastery, Character Levels, or Reaction DMG Bonuses).
Only one Sea-Dyed Foam can be produced every 3.5 seconds.
Each Sea-Dyed Foam can accumulate up to 30,000 HP (including overflow healing).
There can be no more than one Sea-Dyed Foam active at any given time.
This effect can still be triggered even when the character who is using this artifact set is not on the field.
i hate u
this is truly the most video of all time
This dude makes me giggle like a little girl on acid man
no joke it's hard for me to catch his streams bc of time zone so your compilations are a blessing, thank you!!
looking forward to "recent zy0x clips for police to walk in on"
3:26 ok but my yashiori island is literally 100% exploration even tho it’s still raining😭
7:54 it'll be baizhu and he'll be super niche or a healer so
I mean Baizhu being a Dendro healer would be great.
@@hazeltea9902 oh no…
@@workinprogress8978so what do you think about Baizhu
you were both right
"SURELY one of you is normal" no
HOLY- I NEVER KNEW ZY0X WAS SO FUNNY. I literally haven't laughed so much at this video, it's the most I laughed in a long time ty for blessing me 🙇♀️🙇♀️
same omg
Thank you so much for your efforts, these just keep getting better 👑
10:25 dying at this clip and how it's edited in. i love birdy's humor
I genuinely feel like the only scara main that’s normal
I'm not like other scara mains~
NEVER STOP MAKING THESE!!
ur a legend for all these clips
OH MY GOD I WAS THE ONE WHO SAID HIS XIAO WAS FINE I MEANT THAT HES GOD AS HE IS
1:57 with the set of wanderer that’s also viable for Xiao, when is he gonna whip the thing out?? 😂
Having edit some vid myself. Grabbing a bunch of short clips into 20+ min video is a lot of work; so huge respect.
the "hello" at 7:59 caught me off guard lmao
Naiskok sensei
4:08 “Alhaitham’s urinal” 💀💀💀💀
"Why can't I meet one normal scaramouche fan!?"
Somehow this felt familiar...... A familiar feeling.
Yes, especially in Twitter
yes, 20 more minutes of pure serotonin
2:22 got me giggling like a lil gremlin at 1am
I think with every episode he loses more of his sanity.
LMAOOO THIS DIDNT AGE WELL
ty for editing these together, love these vids
Scara is dope and has a top tier character arc but he's not hot... Like I wouldn't drool for that little dude lol I just wanna fly around with his dumbass and waddle around with his massive lalaloopsy lookin ass hat. Gotta say tho he's one of the few characters I'm actually farming for before he's even released, Thoma and Kazuha were my first two
At 7:59 I just hear hello, I swear I thought somebody was talking to me irl
21:36 DID HE REALLY MEMORIZE THE ENTIRE THING
Are you serious? Lmao he's reading it...
i am running out of family members walking in on me
23:27 omg thats so foul 💀
that transition at 14:07 omg balls
YOURE STRAIGHT AS A CIRCLE FOR XIAO..... SO TRUE
14:49
"Barbatos... guide me~ 🥵"
this channel gives me seratonin thank you
Ocean hued clam chad
Guys help my headphone stopped working... or did it? Edit: IT WOOORKS, it's a miracle
Dorace and Candi 😭
HE SAID HE'D WHIP IT OUT IF A NEW SET FOR XIAO DROPS 4.0 ARTIFACT IS BETTER FOR HIM WE WON
1:54 him after seeing the new artifact set in 3.3 livestream :")
I paused my REGRESSION marathon for this. Adding to my playlist
2:57 HE ACTUALLY PREDICTED IT AINTNOWAY
character: [voiceline]
zy0x: well WHAT IF I DONT WANT TO
tysm again birdy brid :] these zyonix comps bang so hard
ngl zy0x nailed that Atsu intro XD
YAYYY BIRDY BIRD
this dude so funny wtf, I gotta watch his streams now
zy0x in a maid outfit
Make a playlist off all this,
People to walk on
Hey Alhaitham can walk on me.
1:52 🤣
the beef he has with scara will never not be funny 😭
He reminds me of that slug woman from Monsters Inc.
1:13 I QUOTE THIS ALL THE TIME AND I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO FIND THE CLIP OMG (saving this for future me when I inevitably forget in 5 minutes from now)
so who's gonna tell him they dropped a new set for xiao
He’s so cute and funny he just like me fr fr
The TCG card game thing aged well lmao.
I'm a pretty normal Scaramouche fan.
Neko is a cat??? Now you're gonna tell me that King Shark is a shark...
omg yoimiya mains slander 😍😍 i love being slandered everyday by zyox
most normal xiao main
"have fun maining her in the trading card game"
she is not even there.
ILYSM PLS MAKE MORE
Ummm is that only me or the video doesn't have a sound at all KEKW
Nvm theres audio for me now
again great video but some clips got messed up again, for example the one were he's getting accused of smt with women
5:33 those bars
The audio is just gone?
Edit: it fixed (:
13:26 I LOST
i was like i was like i was like yeah
those dehya guesses didnt age well
idk if it was intentional but the clip where zyox says he never said he hated women repeats two more times
Oh it's fixed now
he got that speed/xqc energy
12:31 "I tolerate you" yes and we are taller than you
mr socks sweetie scara has been blue balling us for 2 years, there isn't a single sane scaramouche fan
THE LAST ONE OMG NO
Yknow, I thought I was gonna be the "normal" Scaramouche main till my friend brought to my attention that I was becoming pretty yandere for him
i thought i was a normal scara main until i realized that on the day i got him i kept screaming "OMG HES REAL I HAVE HIM AFSHSHEHWHEGRJRC HES REAAALL" over and over and the next day at school all i could think about was building him. yeah i gkt him like 5 days ago and he's already lvl 80, has decent artis and leveled talents im definitely the sanest scara main
i love these vids u do of this help
i dont watch streams that much but i want to watch him lmao
1:49 it's time
My name says it all
is there a longer version of his epic ormos acapella
5:47 bro's being relatable
Audio?
He is a character for sure
Lmao I found that even funnier as a brit 3:40
"Surely there is 1 normal Scara fan"
Scara: *genocidal short emo kid with mommy issues*
Bro my cousin actually walked in
I’ve probably watched this at least ten times.
Icl Seeing nobody commenting "first" within the first 15 minutes does put a smile on my face
Honestly? I would deep fry aranara because they're so cute
WHY DOES THE I HATE WOMEN CLIP PLAY 3 TIMES 😭