ShoegazeLord69 - The Janitor

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I work as a janitor, but not in your typical clean-and-tidy setting. My job involves tidying up gruesome crime scenes left behind by contract killers, where blood and chaos reign supreme. One fateful day, as I cleaned yet another blood-stained apartment, the killers returned to the scene.
A gunshot rang out, piercing the air. However, the sudden wails of police sirens forced them into a hasty retreat, preventing them from delivering a fatal follow-up shot to my head.
As luck would have it, the bullet had struck my trusty zippa lighter, sparing my life. I lit up a cigarette, contemplating my newfound lease on life.
The arriving police officers escorted me to the station, where they presented me with a difficult choice: face a prison sentence or assist the authorities in apprehending the criminals responsible for the mayhem and launder my sentence.
Our clandestine meeting unfolded that night at the Tasty and Dot restaurant. The leader of the gang and the familiar hitmen from that dreadful day arrived, their sinister presence filling the room. In a daring move, I swapped cocaine for laundry detergent, though I knew deep down it wouldn't be enough to halt these ruthless individuals.