I DOOMED a Multiplayer Succession Game in Crusader Kings 3

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  • Опубліковано 25 сер 2024
  • The Crusader Kings 3 Fate of Iberia is finally here! And what better way to experience it than with FRIENDS? So that's why I, Koifish, decided to join up with a bunch of other Crusader Kings 3!
    And now that It's my turn, it was inevitable that I DOOMED the whole Multiplayer succession game! Because it wouldn't be a Koifish Crusader Kings video... without a bit of chaos!
    Check out the next videos on this playlist:
    • CK3 Succession Series ...
    Or on their channels:
    / alzabohd
    / thesocialstreamers
    / chewbert
    / @ottawawelshman
    / snapstrategy
    In this CK3 succession series we play as the revived Umayyad dynasty! We each will play one life (for one video) and will be joined by AlzaboHD, The Social Streamers, Chewbert / Chewyshoot, OttawaWelshman and Snap Strategy. Let the family feud commence!
    We are all playing with the latest DLC Fate of Ibera! The sun-kissed lands of Iberia await our glorious rule with Crusader Kings III: Fate of Iberia flavor pack. Deeply rich in history, culture and people, the peninsula’s medieval destiny is ready to be shaped by your majestic hand, be it clad in conciliatory velvet or as an iron fist.
    The new major multi-stage Struggle feature lets you decide on the fate of a lively and complex region across realms and cultures. Be the one to unite Iberia under a single banner, or watch as conflict marks generations to come.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 152

  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  2 роки тому +156

    *I DOOMED THE SUCCESSION...* But it was worth it!
    Check out all the other amazing creators that took part in this CK3 Succession game: ua-cam.com/play/PLYAndN7o-9kkBPghDxbLRT9Hm_qoMhElf.html
    This was honestly super fun, and I'm really happy with the amount of chaos I was able to infuse into the game! >:D

    • @mattparker9726
      @mattparker9726 2 роки тому

      WHAT? NOT PERUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! ?? BURN THE HERETIC! BURN IM!

    • @turnerd20
      @turnerd20 2 роки тому

      when I saw your name in the playlist I knew this would be a wild ride lol

  • @TheSocialStreamers
    @TheSocialStreamers 2 роки тому +402

    That’s it. I’m formally declaring you my rival.
    Pistols at dawn.

    • @Penyo9
      @Penyo9 2 роки тому

      shots fired (soon)

    • @thatguy3421
      @thatguy3421 2 роки тому +38

      Why not a duel in CK3? Two family dynasties in an eternal struggle over a game of CK3

  • @tritojean7549
    @tritojean7549 2 роки тому +377

    that moment when the serie is so cursed that it become blessed

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch 2 роки тому +354

    "Chaos is a ladder and I'm about to paint the upstairs windows"
    I love that

  • @HalfBloodBrony
    @HalfBloodBrony 2 роки тому +153

    Koi fish randomly being the only good father so far is hilarious

  • @YunsAvatar
    @YunsAvatar 2 роки тому +139

    1:38 The true best version of this quote ever!
    "Chaos is a ladder, and I'm about to paint the upstairs windows."

  • @TungstenArm
    @TungstenArm 2 роки тому +621

    Honestly? Less cursed than Laith. You didn’t go at all in the direction I expected, and unlike the previous two, you actually set up your successor really well! You even sorta corrected the cursed Orthodox Ummayad thing by forming the syncretic faith

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  2 роки тому +269

      Setting up a divine battle between Jesus and Lucifer is not cursed enough? >:D

    • @MisterSpinalzo
      @MisterSpinalzo 2 роки тому +119

      tbf Laiths character had probably the worst combination of traits imaginable. Pretty much every single decision gave him stress, I'm surprised his character even lived that long

    • @TungstenArm
      @TungstenArm 2 роки тому +50

      @@Koifish well you didn’t make them Norse, so anything less than that is a move in the right direction.
      And yes, I realize I’ve just indirectly implied that Lucifer is less cursed than the Norse ;-)

    • @MunchKING
      @MunchKING 2 роки тому +13

      @@Koifish You gave him a genius. That's pretty good.

  • @realhawaii5o
    @realhawaii5o 2 роки тому +423

    But you have no idea the importance of boardgames. When your character was 7, he beat the dwarf father in chess.

    • @theshadowyparasite9448
      @theshadowyparasite9448 2 роки тому +104

      Let's not forget that the Dwarf also beat his dad in chess. It's practically a rite of passage for this dynasty.

    • @leoduncan4828
      @leoduncan4828 2 роки тому +55

      Chess killed his father, i wouldn't want to either

    • @seanfinch7856
      @seanfinch7856 2 роки тому +2

      @@theshadowyparasite9448 no he didn't, he lost.

    • @foisopracurtir6389
      @foisopracurtir6389 2 роки тому +10

      @@seanfinch7856 And died from stress right after

  • @SnapStrategy
    @SnapStrategy 2 роки тому +107

    Thank god you decided against marrying Mrs Eppstein

  • @Gorbz
    @Gorbz 2 роки тому +101

    This is honestly the one thing I thought would never see - the Holy Roman Empire and the heirs to the original Roman Empire, the Byzantines, coming together to beat the shit out of the pope, on behalf of Spain.

  • @andrewhall9739
    @andrewhall9739 2 роки тому +55

    Lol "you can't name the pope Simon." My brother in Christ, the first pope was literally named Simon

  • @dianabialaskahansen2972
    @dianabialaskahansen2972 2 роки тому +61

    Jesus looks like an incredible ruler. Koifish got a cursed ruler and left it all to a blessed one!

    • @janjone1706
      @janjone1706 2 роки тому +4

      Honestly his dwarfen father was cursed a lot more

    • @jorvach9874
      @jorvach9874 2 роки тому +2

      @@janjone1706 Calling a dwarf cursed? That's a grudgin'.

  • @whitewolfsp
    @whitewolfsp 2 роки тому +71

    Koifish was very nice here , his heir is very good !!!

    • @Chewbert
      @Chewbert 2 роки тому +17

      I'm thankful lmao

  • @TheDirtyShaman
    @TheDirtyShaman 2 роки тому +255

    Morally disagreeing with Koifish simply means that you are sane.

  • @roccopecori8446
    @roccopecori8446 2 роки тому +12

    The fun thing is the actual first pope was named Simon before Jesus renamed him Peter

  • @fourthknower9831
    @fourthknower9831 2 роки тому +32

    Koifish may try and play a non Norse faction
    But the Norse will come to him anyways

  • @k.k.2498
    @k.k.2498 2 роки тому +6

    First Pope was called Simon and got nicknamed Petrus
    Koifish: you can't name pope Simon

  • @jmctajmcta
    @jmctajmcta 2 роки тому +8

    Lost my shit at "she died of stress from me trying to kill her" 😂

  • @wazz9000
    @wazz9000 2 роки тому +74

    When your Umayyinity is so blessed that even the Holy Roman Empire aids you in kicking the pope from the holy land. PRAISE BE TO SIMON!!!

  • @AtzeHHouse
    @AtzeHHouse 2 роки тому +10

    Can we get a “Koifish saying VERY GOOD for 10 minutes” compilation?

  • @hoosiersawyer
    @hoosiersawyer 2 роки тому +51

    if I had a nickel for every time that I've seen Occitano-Andalusian exist I would have 2 nickels which is not a lot but it's surprising that the AI did this once

    • @Mann_mit_Kaffee
      @Mann_mit_Kaffee 2 роки тому

      catalan is a already existing hybrid of occitan and andalusian.

    • @hoosiersawyer
      @hoosiersawyer 2 роки тому

      @@Mann_mit_Kaffee wait is it?

    • @Mann_mit_Kaffee
      @Mann_mit_Kaffee 2 роки тому

      @@hoosiersawyer Oh I checked it now and it was occitan and visigoth. Sorry, but ehm visigoth is the same realm as andalusia soooo

    • @hoosiersawyer
      @hoosiersawyer 2 роки тому +1

      @@Mann_mit_Kaffee I guess your right in a way then

    • @Mann_mit_Kaffee
      @Mann_mit_Kaffee 2 роки тому +1

      @@hoosiersawyer Sorry for the confussion mate :)

  • @Urdadmymom
    @Urdadmymom 2 роки тому +9

    Bro I lost my shit when he named his second son Lucifer. Like I already was losing my shit when he named his dog Albania and his first son Jesus. This series is fire and koifish is hilarious.

    • @TopSoulMan
      @TopSoulMan 2 роки тому +2

      Maaaaannnnn that shit had me DYING 😂😂😂
      It's so obvious but it came out of nowhere.
      And the line where he said, "I'm taking a walk with Albania while talking to my son Jesus" was hilarious.

  • @Chewyshoot
    @Chewyshoot 2 роки тому +55

    Dad! Thanks for getting mom pregnant 😳

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  2 роки тому +34

      You better not plot against your brother Lucifer!!!

    • @Chewyshoot
      @Chewyshoot 2 роки тому +16

      @@Koifish no promises 👀

  • @henrykkeszenowicz4664
    @henrykkeszenowicz4664 2 роки тому +3

    HRE, Byzantine Empire and whatever the hell is Umayyad dynasty doing, capturing Rome together is the most epic and Roman thing since the time of Justinian! This is the best part of the series so far!

  • @MaitlandJones
    @MaitlandJones 2 роки тому +5

    This video has a real strong crackhead energy to it. This isn't Crusader Kings, this is crackhead kings. I love it.

  • @Leo-ok3uj
    @Leo-ok3uj 2 роки тому +5

    Malik may be disliked, EVEN HATED, by the muslims and arabs during his time, but every german, every roman, and every english will remember him with love and care, I have no doubt that in the centuries to come he will remembered as one of the most underrated arabs ever
    And the biggest drama man of his era (I like to imagine that the commenter is actually the character so this is not koi talking but Malik)

  • @paulschumacher4308
    @paulschumacher4308 2 роки тому +2

    I commend Koifish for his restraint. I thought for sure he was going to hire that "Last Viking" and then use him to convert his whole court into Norse Asatru.

  • @MageThief
    @MageThief 2 роки тому +16

    Love this "multiplayed" series, hope for more of this crazyness!!!!

  • @BaldGuy94
    @BaldGuy94 2 роки тому +9

    The energy of Koifish is amazing damn 😂😂😂😂

    • @GandWizard
      @GandWizard 2 роки тому +1

      A Swedish Brian Blessed! I love his enthusiasm as well and will check out his other videos.

  • @Arbaaltheundefeated
    @Arbaaltheundefeated 2 роки тому +22

    How can you morally disagree with Koifish? His morals are Haesteinn! And everyone knows what happens if you disagree with Haesteinn.

  • @combrade-t
    @combrade-t 2 роки тому +14

    Laith wasn't nearly as mean to you as Alzabo was to him, lmao. Though he did make Iberia weird switching religion twice and making The Ummayadds Orthodox..
    You actually majorly improved the nation and set up successors well, Dynasty going strong again, with the only downside being the loss of Aquitaine, but even then it's not too bad.

  • @gabrielpoubel1077
    @gabrielpoubel1077 2 роки тому +8

    I miss Jarl Hæsteinn 😭

  • @pcu9284
    @pcu9284 2 роки тому +11

    This wasn't as viscerally cursed as laith's, it was still quite cursed though

  • @KangarooCheese55
    @KangarooCheese55 2 роки тому +1

    0:59 “married to JABBA THE HUTT”
    you earned a subscriber

  • @LTBLACKCOAT
    @LTBLACKCOAT 2 роки тому +5

    I loved every second, somehow that chaos become orderly too, I am equal parts amused and impressed.

  • @aadityajain2651
    @aadityajain2651 2 роки тому +5

    Love your work koi, commenting for the algorithm so that this video gets reach and you make more CK3, i love your sense of humour!!.

  • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
    @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation 2 роки тому +3

    "My steward dwarf-cousin is going to kill me"
    Ah, normal Crusader Kings things 😁

  • @Cam9020
    @Cam9020 2 роки тому +1

    "the great bamboozlement" brilliant

  • @admiralforged1613
    @admiralforged1613 2 роки тому +4

    I actually just found thanks to the series. Amazing commentary, can't stop laugthing, subscribe 100%

  • @wael4070
    @wael4070 2 роки тому +2

    "chaos is a ladder", you're a man of wisdom

  • @arnoldgila9212
    @arnoldgila9212 2 роки тому +1

    Everyone before lets f up the next heir
    koifish:a genius and he shal be named Jesus

  • @sevendeadlysquids404
    @sevendeadlysquids404 2 роки тому +2

    So glad this series helped me discover you. Great vid!

  • @leoduncan4828
    @leoduncan4828 2 роки тому +3

    Jesus is actually kinda stacked

  • @Jack10930
    @Jack10930 Рік тому +1

    The Kaiser, the Byzantines and the Umayyads teaming up on the Pope? Nice!

  • @samjgollings8664
    @samjgollings8664 2 роки тому +3

    “A pet dog! I shall name him… Albania!”

  • @jasoncrawford5417
    @jasoncrawford5417 2 роки тому +2

    That was amazing!

  • @bugzmgiver8747
    @bugzmgiver8747 2 роки тому +4

    apolgy for bad english it is my first languagen’t
    where were you when albania die
    i was at house eating dorito when phone ring
    “albania is kil”
    “no”

  • @paulschumacher4308
    @paulschumacher4308 Рік тому

    Koifish has so much energy! He gets me going when I'm down.

  • @ThetaSigma87
    @ThetaSigma87 Рік тому

    OMFG 1:25 Star Wars Republic Commando >>>> what kind of feelings i got here

  • @Roflmfaoftw
    @Roflmfaoftw 2 роки тому +1

    last part was hilarious haha going to hell for being a kin slayer kek "for a better realm" lmao

  • @rushi5638
    @rushi5638 2 роки тому +3

    >"I doomed the succession"
    >stabilized religion, culture
    >next heir is a genius
    ?_?

    • @cwovictor3281
      @cwovictor3281 2 роки тому

      Clickbait is a tradition in the Paradox niche, I suppose.

    • @Quarks123
      @Quarks123 2 роки тому

      you have no idea...there will be so many factions, lucifer will claim the kingdom with the power of rome. indipendent factions from everywhere. this will be a mess

  • @cruzaider5339
    @cruzaider5339 2 роки тому +4

    Koifish and ck3? along with the whole family? that's crazy!

  • @TheAce22716
    @TheAce22716 2 роки тому

    Watching through this serious is an absolute roller coaster 😂 Was not expecting the sheer chaos of this episode.

  • @Quarks123
    @Quarks123 2 роки тому +6

    i laughed my ass off in this episode xD the ck3 youtuber are so funny xD

  • @BlackReshiram
    @BlackReshiram 2 роки тому +1

    i want you to know when i saw your notif pop up in my tab i was like " oh shit the haesteinn guy has uploaded "

  • @kinglol1595
    @kinglol1595 2 роки тому +1

    On my birthday Viking lord koi fish has blessed me.

  • @fishlurvpankake
    @fishlurvpankake 2 роки тому +4

    Well apparently my name is invalid🤔 but at least I got Mallorca!

  • @howdydobuckeroo1204
    @howdydobuckeroo1204 2 роки тому

    My guy hit us with that Warband bandit line

  • @ivnzxx
    @ivnzxx Рік тому

    "Married to Jabba The Hut" Might be the weirdest shit I've heard

  • @allard2820
    @allard2820 2 роки тому +1

    The Sicilian Boogaloo was amazing man, keep up the videos!!

  • @SamuraiMight
    @SamuraiMight Рік тому

    I’m just watching from snap Strategy, but you’re so funny that I subscribed pretty quick 😂❤

  • @arubahachigatsu3022
    @arubahachigatsu3022 2 роки тому +1

    I love it, LOVED IT
    TRULY, PURELY, CHAOTIC COMEDY
    MORE PLEASE

  • @elliottprehn6342
    @elliottprehn6342 2 роки тому +1

    Epic save I guess lol

  • @Lincy7734
    @Lincy7734 2 роки тому

    Been following the other 2, feel sorry for you man xD

  • @blktauna
    @blktauna 2 роки тому +1

    You are batshit crazy and I enjoyed every minute.

  • @Chewbert
    @Chewbert 2 роки тому +9

    Praise Jesus! Jesus will show us the way!

  • @Trill-Is-Real
    @Trill-Is-Real Рік тому

    When he realized he went to hell it was so funny

  • @kindadumb916
    @kindadumb916 2 роки тому

    “Chewy from chewbert” It’s confirmed, Chewyshoot’s main channel is Chewbert from now on.

  • @Dethcat12
    @Dethcat12 2 роки тому

    Quotes Warband within the first minute, I've only had Koifish for 10 seconds but if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone in the room and then myself

  • @FreeFallerrz
    @FreeFallerrz 2 роки тому

    First time watching your videos, actually a banger 10/10

  • @johnconnor8206
    @johnconnor8206 2 роки тому

    “Simon isn’t a name”
    Simon bolivar be like:

  • @ethandotson12
    @ethandotson12 Рік тому

    Bro your the only ck3 UA-camr that actually had me laughing

    • @ethandotson12
      @ethandotson12 Рік тому

      😂😂😂 I didn’t even finish yet he’s reaction to the death screen

  • @rodorod
    @rodorod 2 роки тому +1

    Finally a new Koi fish video. I love your videos -Ha det bra

  • @YunsAvatar
    @YunsAvatar 2 роки тому

    Prince Lucifer rules Rome.
    Sounds correct.

  • @YoungClarke
    @YoungClarke 2 роки тому

    You ended the game as John Goodman, somehow. I love this

  • @erebus1892
    @erebus1892 2 роки тому

    I never associated Dha Werda Verda with the Vikings… I guess it is time for the Mandalorians to rise in 867AD

  • @lilcruz5422
    @lilcruz5422 2 роки тому

    Ottawa Welshman is soo underrated

  • @kevdog6425
    @kevdog6425 2 роки тому

    The social streamers sent me here. Love what you're doing.

  • @snomcultist189
    @snomcultist189 2 роки тому

    Koi fish derailing a derailed succession be like

  • @shaunhunter9633
    @shaunhunter9633 2 роки тому

    OMG you are amazingly insane koifish.

  • @jito7377
    @jito7377 2 роки тому

    This is most impressive.

  • @Zaire82
    @Zaire82 2 роки тому +1

    You said you were going to derail it, but honestly I think you saved it instead.

  • @carltonleboss
    @carltonleboss 2 роки тому

    Oh wow, the first actually decent heir in this run!

  • @432VT
    @432VT Рік тому

    So funny. Loved this.

  • @molybdaen11
    @molybdaen11 2 роки тому

    This truely feels like a deasaster safe.

  • @Apoiios_
    @Apoiios_ Рік тому

    WE TOOK THE POPE

  • @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689
    @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689 2 роки тому

    What, no sabotage, no memery?

  • @sarchlalaith8836
    @sarchlalaith8836 2 роки тому +2

    Lol alz left everyone with dwarf hiers
    Community left a broken kingdom militarily weak to internal strife...
    And...??
    KOI...???
    HAS FIXED EVERYTHING?
    what is going on when KOI is the sensible one

  • @Rockstar-bq5fm
    @Rockstar-bq5fm 2 роки тому

    How… just how did this turn out so well 😂

  • @wolfman5062
    @wolfman5062 2 роки тому

    Fun indeed

  • @kristianfagerstrom7011
    @kristianfagerstrom7011 4 місяці тому

    Doomed? Best succession so far!

  • @lieutenantjp5252
    @lieutenantjp5252 2 роки тому

    We said Oksitan for Occitan in France

  • @bountyhunter6437
    @bountyhunter6437 2 роки тому +2

    noice bro

  • @mahman1565
    @mahman1565 2 роки тому

    incredible

  • @Donbasos14
    @Donbasos14 2 роки тому

    Nice series

  • @zaoda1357
    @zaoda1357 2 роки тому

    fish

  • @goose93
    @goose93 Рік тому

    -Creates religion about the umayyads
    -doesn't make the umayyads rule it

  • @connorbarton4308
    @connorbarton4308 Рік тому

    Should’ve made head of faith temporal so you could have given Jesus the faith title

  • @notyouraveragepersone
    @notyouraveragepersone Рік тому

    This is cursed

  • @trollwayy5981
    @trollwayy5981 2 роки тому +1

    Where is zieley in this group