The high intelligence to put it all together. And the low wisdom to not have the foreseight to think "golly gee this is peak degeneracy, I probably shouldn't post this shit".
I m so glad this part wasnt taken away,you know why?🙂 Because never in my wildest fucking dreams i expected anyone in niji to have the balls to read THAT on public and then still have the audacity to say: "So Finana is Vaporeon" Straight up flashbacks, i m glad the pain can be SHARED🙂
I thought nothing would rival Garfiel but the 4 madlads of Nijicancelled with Vaporeon and whanever that cursed thing in the FNAF talk was did it again. A big respect to them for showing we can always go even further in degeneracy. XD Thanks for clipping this unstopable beasts Orange, they make of the best collabs in N EN for me. o7
It's funny how I listened to all of that, and thought it was pretty cursed, but handled it pretty well. But the moment that broke me was pronouncing it as "Vapor ree-on".
I want to thank you orange, because I saw this and went "oh a clip from that colab is up? I wonder if that means the vod is unprivated now" so I finally get to watch the vod.
This, the FNAF R34, & the stereotyping of Reimu to a Breaking Bad character are some of the most unhinged/funniest moments from the stream. Nijicancelled ladies & gents
I dont know anything about pokemon (but i for sure am more knowledgable about it than enna lmao) so when I was on twitter and everyone's going crazy over them putting finana as vaporeon i was so confused. now i know. now. I. know. and i want to go back to that time when I didnt know 💀
You know I thought hearing this copypasta being read by a TTS in a TF2 game video was bad, this has made me chew very slowly and very concerned for how many more are going to effected by this knowledge
The way he talks...☠️. The most funny part of this copypasta is that it is all research based and true. I can appreciate and despise the person who created 🤙
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
Ports?!!! 🤣 Whoever wrote this had the thesaurus open in one tab but didn't really know what they were doing with it. Also the whole thing's way too long and redundant. But 'ports' did make me laugh.
Remind me of.. that one post in vt about... finana .. then someone debate that by saying "you don't want to put your d in fish, cause I had" and the whole thing degrade even further about the circumstances of that man putting his d inside a fish in the first place
That opinion on Finana as Vaporeon is more accurate than Newton's laws of motion or anything else.
Thanks to that I can’t unsee it…. I’m not a furry, I’m not a furry, I’m not a furry, I’M NOT A FURRY…..
@@NeroAl there is always a but in that...
@@takodragoon1836 any words before the word "but" doesn't matter
"Occam's Razor"
@@NeroAl WHY REJECT US?
JOIN US!
BE ONE WITH US!
This copypasta is the textbook definition of High Intelligence, Low Wisdom
Ong
I think you meant High Degeneracy, Low Morals
Your so right on that one
The high intelligence to put it all together.
And the low wisdom to not have the foreseight to think "golly gee this is peak degeneracy, I probably shouldn't post this shit".
Basically the Simpsons meme with Marge going "he's right, but he shouldn't say it."
I m so glad this part wasnt taken away,you know why?🙂
Because never in my wildest fucking dreams i expected anyone in niji to have the balls to read THAT on public and then still have the audacity to say:
"So Finana is Vaporeon"
Straight up flashbacks, i m glad the pain can be SHARED🙂
Also, the emphasis on "can take human _DICKS"._ I can hear the italics.
I hate the fact that I can see finana as a vaporeon and the rules of that copypasta still applying to it
She'd agree too probably 🤣
I feel like enna just unleashes her full power with nijicancelled nobody else can handle it
YEAH
I love how even if they got derailed and cast livers as characters instead of Pokemon they still kept Finana as Vaporeon
1:03 missed a Caption moment of Selen saying Ennaaaaaa~ . Anyway Enna just pushing foward when they stopped. Yeah dont hold back!
fuchan's laugh in 1:54
Forget kettle sounds that was the most memorable Fulgur laugh!
And I thought the Knowledge about "The Jar" was already the worst thing ever. Thanks NijiCANCELLED!
Imagine you apply "The Jar" to Finana ... and gradually Finnana turns white ...
There's worse, easy.
I thought nothing would rival Garfiel but the 4 madlads of Nijicancelled with Vaporeon and whanever that cursed thing in the FNAF talk was did it again. A big respect to them for showing we can always go even further in degeneracy. XD
Thanks for clipping this unstopable beasts Orange, they make of the best collabs in N EN for me. o7
selen posted garfield with both groups, im starting to think selen has a thing for garfield
After seeing the copypasta for 2 seconds, I immediately paused lmao
It's funny how I listened to all of that, and thought it was pretty cursed, but handled it pretty well. But the moment that broke me was pronouncing it as "Vapor ree-on".
The way she delivered that line had me dying
Thanks God, that they didn't read the extended version of the copypasta.
I can’t believe I didn’t see the Vaporeon & Finana connection until now… it’s like they read the copypasta right before they made her😂
I want to thank you orange, because I saw this and went "oh a clip from that colab is up? I wonder if that means the vod is unprivated now" so I finally get to watch the vod.
I actually couldn’t stop laughing they are actually speedrunning niji-cancelled
….under finana’s tweet where she spits, I said I imagined her as a Pokémon using a water type move. This just made it so much worse lmao
This, the FNAF R34, & the stereotyping of Reimu to a Breaking Bad character are some of the most unhinged/funniest moments from the stream. Nijicancelled ladies & gents
A shining example of "He's right, but he shouldn't say it."
"Ever heard about the Harkness test? You should look it up some time."
-Professor Harkness from Choose your partner, by PlagueofGripes.
I....never heard the full copypasta. oml that was horrible yet so funny 🤣😭
1:42 I could've lived without this visual... Now I'll never be able to see Vaporeon in black and white the same way ever again.
Perhaps just white.
All white
THERE ARE NO LAWS ABOUT THE POKÉMON BATMAN
Oh God, Fulgur on 🤓 mode
they havent even seen the continuation about male vappys 😮
Dragoons, save our general! :)))))
He deadass be like 🤓
I feel part of my childhood died in this video. I am now forever changed.
I dont know anything about pokemon (but i for sure am more knowledgable about it than enna lmao) so when I was on twitter and everyone's going crazy over them putting finana as vaporeon i was so confused. now i know. now. I. know. and i want to go back to that time when I didnt know 💀
now I just finana redrawn to look like the other eeveelutions.
Vaporeon used to be my favorite Eeveelution. Now it’s Espeon.
Fulgur: explains things about Vaporeon
Also Reine: Hm, I see you're the man of culture.
I've seen memes alluding to the original text, but this is the first time I've actually gotten to see what the original post said
Poor Feesh.
You know I thought hearing this copypasta being read by a TTS in a TF2 game video was bad, this has made me chew very slowly and very concerned for how many more are going to effected by this knowledge
There was another nijicancelled stream and I didn't know!?!
As I was listening, my brain was playing the DangoHeart animation.
What ...🤯
Wait until they discover the Vaporeon mom comic
Or the one where two Gardevoirs try to make a birthday cake.
err..
I mean, I don't know anything about this sick perversion people have for pokemon!
Man, I don’t know whose edgier, Nijisanji or the Vanoss Crew?
now i wanted them to read the octopus copypasta.
The way he talks...☠️.
The most funny part of this copypasta is that it is all research based and true. I can appreciate and despise the person who created 🤙
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
Ports?!!! 🤣 Whoever wrote this had the thesaurus open in one tab but didn't really know what they were doing with it. Also the whole thing's way too long and redundant. But 'ports' did make me laugh.
@@raccoonchild yeah bro you new to copypastas like i have longer ones
@@wannacry6586 So what. The Vaporeon one was long enough to not feel forced. This one plagiarizes itself near the end 🤣
@@raccoonchild who is forcing you to read it lmaoo
@@wannacry6586 Did I say anyone forced me? Why are you taking it personally 🥴
Remind me of.. that one post in vt about... finana .. then someone debate that by saying "you don't want to put your d in fish, cause I had" and the whole thing degrade even further about the circumstances of that man putting his d inside a fish in the first place
#nijicancelled as it finest
kinda weird that the field EGG group is mammals
eggy mammals
... I'll have to check the VOD.
There’s also an umbreon version
So is shiny eevee the result of pulling out too much?
Don’t you DARE ruin Eevee
I didn't know Fulgur was apart of nijicanceled I thought he was very respectful and somewhat tame
When??
@@benjirivoh wdym when I'm saying as a whole, I thought he was a very respectful person
@@jasminebulcroft22 Oh. Well I don't think someone who plays cyberpunk as their first game is tame.
@@benjirivoh Lmao yeah- I mean compared to other nijisanji members- I suppose he's not that tame lol
Watch the 2 other NIJICANCELLED streams and you'll see him fully unleashed LMAO
cant wait for falseeyed and khyo channel to make title OH NIJISANJICANCCELED AGAIN???
getting real tired of drama channels istg😫
Falseeyed never does that. Khyo, not anymore. They're just reading news, with little to no biases whatsoever.
@@senny- sure
@@senny- They both do the thumbnail bullshit which is honestly the most annoying part.
Why are they called Nijicancelled exactly? I’ve only started watching nijisanji for 2 weeks so 👁👄👁
well.. because they joke about some pretty dark shit that twitter would've not liked. Plus vox has been cancelled numerous of times.
It's because they talk about cursed stuff and dark humor that they might get cancelled that's the reason why they are called Nijicancelled
@@Tresu_ yea i watched a couple more of their vods and figured hahahah
just some dads discussing about pokemon!
second thoughts: well, dads wouldnt 'normally' discuss about pokemon like that, right?
. . . does that make Finana one of the first Vaporeon girls? Like a moemon?
Where this post is from I can tell this is a minefield.
Probably my favorite copypasta
*_B R U H_*
Where is the this vod? I can’t fucking find it.
Here ua-cam.com/video/Rv-7nBNW-So/v-deo.html
It's on Vox's channel, 3 days ago, Casting NijiEN in movies, games, etc
I can't watch it, I can't do it, it's too much, I cant do it urghhhh the cringeeee
Like # 1
Well I mean, if Im into bestiality, I guess this is helpful?
Reported.
That is so gross...