Smarty's response to the prom king question was hilarious and witty; it was just too witty for most people to get without him explaining it. (myself included admittedly)
6:36 is probably one of my favorite prompts to answer Had a fun time playing quiplash with friends "Son, you're adopted" was my best response in the game
That bacteria, more specifically P. shermani, releases carbon dioxide when it consumes the lactic acid and forms bubbles. The bubbles don't just disappear, they form little air pockets, resulting in the holes of the Swiss cheese. Yes I looked that up right after the question.
i was expecting the "the title of an action movie starring frogs" to have an answer like "the day when the frogs turned gay", i'm slightly disappointed
I think my family used to have a few of those California Raisin figurines when I was a wee boy. I don't actually know why we did. Makes me feel nostalgic thinking about them, though.
This is what I love about Quiplash. Get a prompt, enter an answer whether it be funny, stupid, or both, and see what everyone else thinks. As a side note, I’m surprised John knew about Skrillex’s relationship with From First To Last. Was that an opportunity knocking on his door? (Bad joke, I know...)
Speaking of sonic, who is his shoe supplier because those have to be some of the most durable fucking shoes. Not to mention they'd have to have some miracle level of support and comfort. Like, what would the wear be like on a normal pair of shoes if he wore them? Imagine the shock he'd feel with every step, the state his heels would be in, how quickly the soles of the shoes would wear out into the ground and I'd imagine they'd wear down so quickly, they'd fly off his feet after about a minute or two of him taking a casual jog. Edit: listen, I've been laying here trying to sleep for so long now that I've entered the "overthinking meaningless things" state of mind that keeps you awake...
I think one series explained it early on that his father or grandpa or something was a scientist and made special shoes, but I haven't watched it in full yet. Sonic...Underground or SATAM, I think?
@@Kurokubi Not just that series, but SatAM with the Freedom Fighter angle that also was in the Archie Comics storyline. Seems like the sneakers tend to have antigravity, but I swear the character I'm thinking of, which is his uncle, noted they also were able to resist the friction he generated
22:45 Spidermans one liner omfg that was a close first one 0:30 not funny you lose , youtube in a nutshell 0:49 honorary man rachu 1:58 thats called a bomb 5:03 i wanna be eiffel towered by jesus - Cheesy 2020 5:28 intro clip cut out but theres where it would be 11:00 smashmouth tom cruise , nothing funnier than a pedop getting suicidee in prison ok 11:30 they were both saftey quips! , jeffeyr epstiien effed me again 12:10 were on twitch remember be careful 14:12 showing chat , can get vagi in a zipper- OK MOVING ON START THE GAME 20:00 you chose my name heNnoIYmeHF big bird shouldve won 20:37 resting depression face 23:28 Tom rise up against your corporate overlords work for the one that makes fun of your corporate overlords , and ru paul 27:20 first to last the chilled chaos story
Yeesh that faking an orgasm thing as a male just reminds me of that joke in Philadelphia that's pretty mean in context, but is also hilarious in a roundabout way. The punchline is, "He throws a cup of hot yogurt on you,"
I feel like Diction was going to say snakes are mostly comprised of muscle, so they can just flex and be like an erect penis, but a penis isn't really much more than spongey tissue that fills up with blood, iirc.
Diction is wrong, meat does have a grade system in the US. It determines what food we buy at the store, buy at restaurants, buy in pet food, buy in canned food, etc
“We’re men here. ..... Sorry Rachel.” I think we all know that one girl this happens to all the time, hell I bet one of you is reading this comment right now
YOu can't do "Stairway to Heaven" as a ride, Led Zeppelin would sue you for all it's worth. Even if it could be one of those vertical launch rides. I'd do "Jesus, take the wheel and have it be one of those car rides that follows a track
As an apple user Siri is sht but tbh they all are, Siri, Alexa, Android Cortona not Halo Cortona she’s the best though the rest suck lol plus Melee was the lower one the only one worse was 3DS
I'm sure that twitch developers are working on it since being able to mute individual microphones is probably the most requested feature. Maybe they can add Skype/Discord integration so each user has a separate audio track stream with a checkbox to enable/disable it. Before anyone starts flaming me, let me remind you that k-pop groups have released official focus cams on UA-cam. Customisation does not mean that you are trying to offend someone.
All he does is whinge and fucking complain, every single game. Terminally unfunny at this point, he's like the wilhelm scream in films: soon as you hear it, your immersion is gone and enjoyment dips.
2:05 WARNING: Never put A SMALLER CROCKPOT into a Crockpot.
“That’s called a bomb” 😂
A bomb... with fragments.
tyler89557 a fragment bomb
Smarty's response to the prom king question was hilarious and witty; it was just too witty for most people to get without him explaining it. (myself included admittedly)
John has achieved dad brain early. John is now refining his dad jokes for the inevitable future.
Kyle Rivera Which was disappointing to me because I thought it was a very straight forward and obvious joke. Don’t know how people didn’t get it!
6:36 is probably one of my favorite prompts to answer
Had a fun time playing quiplash with friends
"Son, you're adopted" was my best response in the game
I once had a question about the worst way to end a date during a sunset and I put "I have cancer"
@@AceFuzzLord that is indeed one the worst ways to end a date. Props to you
That bacteria, more specifically P. shermani, releases carbon dioxide when it consumes the lactic acid and forms bubbles. The bubbles don't just disappear, they form little air pockets, resulting in the holes of the Swiss cheese.
Yes I looked that up right after the question.
My only gripe with these games is when everyone talks at once and no one is heard but everyone is HEARD.
12:10
Even if it wouldn’t have gotten me any points, I absolutely would have put Fate Grand Order
YES!
Honestly, same.
15:46 want to point out that the 2018 “A Star is Born” is a remake of a remake
Actually, technically it's a remake of a remake of a remake
Remakeception
i was expecting the "the title of an action movie starring frogs" to have an answer like "the day when the frogs turned gay", i'm slightly disappointed
After 2girls1cup and 1man1jar, get ready for the religious musical 2gods1cross
what is your profile picture and where can i find more of it? context? part of a comic i can read or something? link?
29:29 perfectly balanced as all things should be
9:50 There is a letter grade for meat in the US.
Source: Worked with butchers at a grocery store in the US.
Hell yea, more Jackbox. I love seeing you guys play it!
That shirt from the last game, tee ko, as the person who bought the shirt it came in today
PICS
@@generictimestamperstupendi9021 instagram search my name "itwasforthelolz" should be the most recent post
26:57 **me shouting at the screen** "Slippy!"
something enthusiastic you would yell at a smash mouth concert:
"Throw Bread at him!"
26:45 Title of an action movie starring frogs?
Alex Jones: Judgment Gay.
I think my family used to have a few of those California Raisin figurines when I was a wee boy.
I don't actually know why we did. Makes me feel nostalgic thinking about them, though.
I was actually cheering for Rachel and Smarty. Chilled wins those games too often. And Diction... well, if he was funny, it's a fake Diction.
Smarty's answers made me laugh everytime, shame he didn't win
For the frodo baggins one... I so wanted to shout "Danny Trejo!!" Because I think that would have been hilarious to see
Terry Crews
Gout isn't tied to food as they once thought. It's a form of arthritis where crystals form in joints. It's incredibly painful and can be debilitating.
That was the funniest thing John has ever said. The prom king joke was perfect
Oh shit smarty won for sure
This is what I love about Quiplash. Get a prompt, enter an answer whether it be funny, stupid, or both, and see what everyone else thinks.
As a side note, I’m surprised John knew about Skrillex’s relationship with From First To Last. Was that an opportunity knocking on his door?
(Bad joke, I know...)
How did people not understand Smarty’s prom king joke?! It’s funny and super straight forward! Lmao he would’ve had my vote for sure
As soon as I got it I thought it was so good lol
Speaking of sonic, who is his shoe supplier because those have to be some of the most durable fucking shoes. Not to mention they'd have to have some miracle level of support and comfort.
Like, what would the wear be like on a normal pair of shoes if he wore them? Imagine the shock he'd feel with every step, the state his heels would be in, how quickly the soles of the shoes would wear out into the ground and I'd imagine they'd wear down so quickly, they'd fly off his feet after about a minute or two of him taking a casual jog.
Edit: listen, I've been laying here trying to sleep for so long now that I've entered the "overthinking meaningless things" state of mind that keeps you awake...
I think one series explained it early on that his father or grandpa or something was a scientist and made special shoes, but I haven't watched it in full yet. Sonic...Underground or SATAM, I think?
@@ToHoldNothing didn't he have, like, anti-gravity shoes in sonic underground or something?
@@Kurokubi Not just that series, but SatAM with the Freedom Fighter angle that also was in the Archie Comics storyline.
Seems like the sneakers tend to have antigravity, but I swear the character I'm thinking of, which is his uncle, noted they also were able to resist the friction he generated
the first acronym "F.G.O" just made my brain start screaming "FATE/GRAND ORDER" bcause the weeb brain never stops
24:08 Oh come on, the One Percent of fucking hilarious
22:45 Spidermans one liner
omfg that was a close first one 0:30 not funny you lose , youtube in a nutshell 0:49 honorary man rachu 1:58 thats called a bomb 5:03 i wanna be eiffel towered by jesus - Cheesy 2020 5:28 intro clip cut out but theres where it would be 11:00 smashmouth tom cruise , nothing funnier than a pedop getting suicidee in prison ok 11:30 they were both saftey quips! , jeffeyr epstiien effed me again 12:10 were on twitch remember be careful 14:12 showing chat , can get vagi in a zipper- OK MOVING ON START THE GAME 20:00 you chose my name heNnoIYmeHF big bird shouldve won 20:37 resting depression face 23:28 Tom rise up against your corporate overlords work for the one that makes fun of your corporate overlords , and ru paul 27:20 first to last the chilled chaos story
29:20 that scream
7:32 Smarty, I appreciate the ATHF reference 😂
Flushed Away was kind of an action movie if you think about it.
Yeesh that faking an orgasm thing as a male just reminds me of that joke in Philadelphia that's pretty mean in context, but is also hilarious in a roundabout way. The punchline is, "He throws a cup of hot yogurt on you,"
6:05 Panini Bo-Bini’s
12:42 How about "Freaking Go Outside"
5:18 i wouldve put 'The Pope'
I feel like Diction was going to say snakes are mostly comprised of muscle, so they can just flex and be like an erect penis, but a penis isn't really much more than spongey tissue that fills up with blood, iirc.
I love these Jackbox videos, keep it up Chilly!
Diction is wrong, meat does have a grade system in the US. It determines what food we buy at the store, buy at restaurants, buy in pet food, buy in canned food, etc
OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THE DAMN CA RAISINS. (epic throwback) i had a toy of the goddamn sunglasses raisin.
These videos bring so much joy
Excuse me? Danny Devito would be the best casting decision as a Hobbit.
“We’re men here. ..... Sorry Rachel.” I think we all know that one girl this happens to all the time, hell I bet one of you is reading this comment right now
Terrible name for a panini restaurant: Teeny-Weeny Panini
For the frodo one i was expecting someone to put steven hawking
Of the Kanye, for the Kanye, by the Kanye
Dude my lights started flickering at Religious Theme park one, Jesus is mad man...
Softcore Corn
YOu can't do "Stairway to Heaven" as a ride, Led Zeppelin would sue you for all it's worth. Even if it could be one of those vertical launch rides. I'd do "Jesus, take the wheel and have it be one of those car rides that follows a track
23:42 Blind
THE YARNDOM!
12:58 fugetaboutit
Danny Devito would make a better Bilbo.
Diction's comment at 11:58...
9:05
"Smash my mouth!"
Not sure if sexual or threat
12:54 fully grown ovaries
You don't need to be funny to be on youtube. Look at Miniladd.
Danny Devito would only improve the Lord of the Rings.
Danny Devito improves literally everything just by existing.
Hearing them talk about furry terminology was wierd.
As an apple user Siri is sht but tbh they all are, Siri, Alexa, Android Cortona not Halo Cortona she’s the best though the rest suck lol plus Melee was the lower one the only one worse was 3DS
Is sometimes faking orgasms not normal?!
💗💗💗💗💗🙏🏻🙏🏻⭐️
if Kanye has a son and he names him North, his name would be North West.
Andy Dick and Andy Handy wouldve been better =p
Melee is still one of the best smash games.
I try not to be overly mean in comments but I wish I could mute diction, it would make this vid at least 10x better
I'm sure that twitch developers are working on it since being able to mute individual microphones is probably the most requested feature. Maybe they can add Skype/Discord integration so each user has a separate audio track stream with a checkbox to enable/disable it. Before anyone starts flaming me, let me remind you that k-pop groups have released official focus cams on UA-cam. Customisation does not mean that you are trying to offend someone.
All he does is whinge and fucking complain, every single game. Terminally unfunny at this point, he's like the wilhelm scream in films: soon as you hear it, your immersion is gone and enjoyment dips.
This audience sucked.
tshirt one was bettter