Rants & Expressions || AFTV BLUD BRUVVAS United Stand vs AFTV Match Reaction

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 558

  • @UnitedStand
    @UnitedStand 5 років тому +1622

    Love it boys! Merry Christmas from Goldbridge

    • @advenco344
      @advenco344 5 років тому +21

      Goldbridge is it true that after the game you were chatting up a 14 year old boy?

    • @yass2565
      @yass2565 5 років тому +126

      Advenco u have no life

    • @ExpressionsOozing
      @ExpressionsOozing 5 років тому +137

      Merry Christmas Markoooooo 👊🏾🔥🔥🔥

    • @nickicollis593
      @nickicollis593 5 років тому +6

      Hey Mark!

    • @advenco344
      @advenco344 5 років тому +3

      david emiloju it's not a joke you moronic dumbass.

  • @ExpressionsOozing
    @ExpressionsOozing 5 років тому +979

    JHEEEEZE BIG UP THE BRO RANTS 🔥🔥🔥 This day was hilarious 👊🏾

    • @patrickquinn5071
      @patrickquinn5071 5 років тому +4

      Yes xpressions mad respect famo 👊🏻💪

    • @thefootballowl7624
      @thefootballowl7624 5 років тому +1

      My g's yk.. ggmu

    • @patrickquinn5071
      @patrickquinn5071 5 років тому +4

      DT is finished and holding pepper famo

    • @zoichun8532
      @zoichun8532 5 років тому +1

      You haven’t scraped nobody your a twig .dick head

    • @TheInfiltrator101
      @TheInfiltrator101 5 років тому +11

      What a pair of absolute legends 😂 funny as fuck rants please cage fight that 47 year old slob and let expressions commentate the fight?? 😂👊🏻

  • @TroopzTV
    @TroopzTV 5 років тому +676

    My G’s dem 🤣👊🏽

    • @aliosman543
      @aliosman543 5 років тому +33

      TroopzTV so are you back now? Lol this is hilarious 😂.. watching from the states and DT needs a chill pill.. he was trying to get you fired lmao and now he’s fired 💀

    • @vikasshukla4553
      @vikasshukla4553 5 років тому +4

      I like how you waited for DT to get fired

  • @notacasual4595
    @notacasual4595 5 років тому +546

    "CHECK YOUR TATTOOS FOR ANY SPELLING MISTAKES" IM DEADDDDD

  • @footie95
    @footie95 5 років тому +626

    Lol did he just say DT stands for direct turmoil, im finished

    • @isaX5
      @isaX5 5 років тому +69

      DT also stands for Deluded Twat

    • @spoomo.o997
      @spoomo.o997 5 років тому +13

      Pretty sure it stands for Dümb Twät.

    • @JayVee53
      @JayVee53 5 років тому +6

      design & technology

    • @isaX5
      @isaX5 5 років тому

      @@spoomo.o997 😂

    • @Andrew-qm5og
      @Andrew-qm5og 5 років тому +4

      Dumpy tit

  • @the_bitw9820
    @the_bitw9820 5 років тому +354

    More shows with you two please😂

  • @waleedshaikh5628
    @waleedshaikh5628 5 років тому +428

    You guys should do a premier league round up after each matchweek

  • @300x4
    @300x4 5 років тому +345

    Expressions is the funniest guy fam😂😂

    • @300x4
      @300x4 5 років тому +22

      Your just stressed cause his team pumped you 0-3 at home fam

    • @ahmadjomaa8675
      @ahmadjomaa8675 5 років тому +14

      @@JayB_Cnt your opinion but lots of people find him funny so smell his feet fam

    • @ahmadjomaa8675
      @ahmadjomaa8675 5 років тому +1

      @@JayB_Cnt bro they went to cambridge uni

    • @MrJr450
      @MrJr450 5 років тому

      Jay Bizz you sound mad I’m black and idgaf cause why would I 😂

    • @AF050
      @AF050 5 років тому

      Ahmad Jomaa swear?

  • @princefresh6335
    @princefresh6335 5 років тому +128

    “I even called the man jeff blud .......... his name weren’t jeff blud” Its a travesty that expressions isn’t a famous comedian fam

    • @G1TheJooga
      @G1TheJooga 5 років тому +3

      Prince Fresh im an arsenal fan but he is just fucking jokes man

  • @plebz1
    @plebz1 5 років тому +154

    Man said robbies a mighty morphing malteser 😂😂😂

  • @puristprovidence799
    @puristprovidence799 5 років тому +237

    Fu ming Son. Lolllllllllll

  • @Lukman_AFC
    @Lukman_AFC 5 років тому +260

    Rants over DT any day
    From an Arsenal fan

  • @deanmcdonald3299
    @deanmcdonald3299 5 років тому +162

    "From Carlton Banks to Seal" DEAADDDD 😂😂😂

  • @martinsladipo4448
    @martinsladipo4448 5 років тому +128

    Alexis was playing the piano

  • @isaX5
    @isaX5 5 років тому +112

    I didn't know Rants and Expressions were brothers.
    Respect to both these guys. U guys need to make more videos together

  • @Daley_Official
    @Daley_Official 5 років тому +72

    Man said i might have to check them tats cause they might be spelling mistakes 😂😂😂😂 am gone

  • @viclench6235
    @viclench6235 5 років тому +76

    Fue ming Son. You know the rest blud 😂😂

    • @ciaranp342
      @ciaranp342 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AI-tc8fv
    @AI-tc8fv 5 років тому +57

    Hate tottenham but expressions is too jokes man 😭😭🤣 just keeps firing out line after line 🤣🤣

  • @thedreamfc5439
    @thedreamfc5439 5 років тому +72

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 Goldbridge coming out to Goldberg entrance.
    DT is a man child. Embarrassing to watch let alone be man's son...

  • @awesomesauce260
    @awesomesauce260 5 років тому +65

    “Fuming son” nahhhh that’s the best expressions line yet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @razbaybee8336
    @razbaybee8336 5 років тому +39

    he called DT a "poundland True Geordie" These guys are too much

  • @ThatRunnerAaron
    @ThatRunnerAaron 5 років тому +103

    Fuming son 😂😂😂😂

  • @nujerz_
    @nujerz_ 5 років тому +100

    man gave him the khabib blud send location blud hahahaha this guy man

    • @anncraft2404
      @anncraft2404 5 років тому

      Blackstarr shut up ya American wannabe get the fuck out of country talk normal

  • @brotheradam2549
    @brotheradam2549 5 років тому +41

    arsenal fan here but we held corn. DT moving like some wasteman

  • @denzel1989
    @denzel1989 5 років тому +35

    Haha ya can tell nobody likes DT

  • @jamesmay2878
    @jamesmay2878 5 років тому +31

    26:21 man came on his deliveroo bike lmao I'm dead 😂😂😂

  • @elijahtulsie
    @elijahtulsie 2 роки тому +15

    it's way funnier watching this now DT is in jail

  • @razbaybee8336
    @razbaybee8336 5 років тому +18

    "his ears played his hairline onside" ITS FKEN DONE AHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @agbaid
    @agbaid 5 років тому +58

    I saw this and I don't understand why DT was trying to get in the game?
    From clips shown he was pretty poor. Just went in there to embarrass himself and his son

  • @CFCmight53
    @CFCmight53 5 років тому +30

    24:24 Expressions awesome brother chant for Rants 🔥🔥🔥

  • @Demolion951
    @Demolion951 5 років тому +102

    No one does similes better than Expressions

  • @hao_9388
    @hao_9388 5 років тому +35

    that headlock was beaut

  • @MegaDboy7
    @MegaDboy7 2 роки тому +11

    Hold tight DT 🔒

  • @Savazhe
    @Savazhe 5 років тому +25

    This was a crazy video they posted. I'm glad I was following things at the time and that this account wasn't the only way I had to find out what happened. Funny thing is, they couldn't paint themselves in ANY kind of positive light when they had 3 players sent off and got skinned by The United Stand.
    DT clearly stands for Dramatic Twat.

    • @ukahchiagoziem570
      @ukahchiagoziem570 5 років тому +5

      3 of their players sent off doesn't even say the full story. 2 of those got sent off for fighting each other.

  • @Andrew-rq4rr
    @Andrew-rq4rr 2 роки тому +7

    13:02 THIS AGED VERY VERY WELL🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CampslewTraining
    @CampslewTraining 5 років тому +13

    I can't lie...... even tho I hate spurs... expressions does make me cry lol..... and find It out these two are brothers ....
    Love my brothers do big tings... don't matter that they picks shit teams... brother out here moving... respect that...
    BUT..... WITH THAT SAID....
    GOOONERS ALL DAY.... ARE U MAD FAM!!!!!
    expressions where ur team fam??? Lol

  • @sajidmughal100
    @sajidmughal100 5 років тому +13

    27:52 "them man got washed"... my favourite part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nightwing08
    @nightwing08 5 років тому +12

    'He wouldn't be fast if it was Ramadan' IM DEAD!!!! Expressions is Jokes

  • @jasonmclean844
    @jasonmclean844 5 років тому +31

    🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲 big up fam brothers ❤️

  • @juanmata5284
    @juanmata5284 5 років тому +25

    Merry Christmas rants and expressions

  • @seanclement5079
    @seanclement5079 5 років тому +18

    Headlock city for the Poundland true Geordie

    • @jamiewilliams3169
      @jamiewilliams3169 5 років тому

      Sean Clement my new name for that (D)eluded (T) alker Poundland Geordie

  • @milanmilan1925
    @milanmilan1925 5 років тому +21

    DO MORE SHOWS TOGETHER PLEASE

  • @kudus1703
    @kudus1703 5 років тому +13

    "Fu-min Son" I'm dead😂😂

  • @dsmdsm2186
    @dsmdsm2186 5 років тому +7

    Loool, Expressions is just the funniest guy around. Man said DT couldn't be fast if it were Ramadan. 🤣🤣😵

  • @ThenoobtuberHQ
    @ThenoobtuberHQ 5 років тому +13

    You just can t dislike this video! Favorite brother duo on youtube

  • @salmaxoxo__
    @salmaxoxo__ 5 років тому +9

    LOOOOL the way rants is violating DT and clearly did on the pitch too no respect hahaha

  • @ADAJ3KINGANGEL
    @ADAJ3KINGANGEL 5 років тому +4

    "But he wouldn't be fast if it was Ramadan." 😂 Expressions should've been a Lawyer, he thinks quickly on his feet.

  • @shan4life
    @shan4life 5 років тому +6

    Bro you killed me with that spelling mistake thing for DT 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @phillyflintstone
    @phillyflintstone 5 років тому +13

    The real blud bruvvas

  • @aceharris1463
    @aceharris1463 5 років тому +7

    Kevin Nash tore his quad watching this reaction.

  • @Skrappy202
    @Skrappy202 5 років тому +7

    Love how Rants backs Mark when he was talking about DT wanting to fight Mark.

  • @kristophergap17
    @kristophergap17 5 років тому +10

    Die hard liverpool fan who would rather see liverpool outside the top 10 than united to win any major trophy but im backing everyone from united stand and anyone else who will put dt in his place any day. I use to like his content and agreed with him about football but hes grown the biggest ego and thinks he is something special when he is just plain shit.

  • @hmzrhmn
    @hmzrhmn 5 років тому +6

    You two need to play Fifa together, that would be jokes. 😂😂

  • @anirbanadhikari2976
    @anirbanadhikari2976 5 років тому +14

    Dt takes the 12 th letter of english alphabet

  • @44_gladiator
    @44_gladiator 5 років тому +9

    Man pulled up on a boris bike

  • @Exzactz
    @Exzactz 5 років тому +8

    Expressions was bunning then flavours 😂😂

  • @omzlefty
    @omzlefty 5 років тому +12

    Yes The real blood brothers

  • @alexcarter4688
    @alexcarter4688 5 років тому +14

    4:45 had me absolutely crying man 😂

  • @xavierblackett5966
    @xavierblackett5966 5 років тому +5

    U lot give me to much jokes! Flex skinning in front the camera! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jayzerino
    @jayzerino 5 років тому +4

    "Man better check those tatts see if there's any spelling mistakes " You guys took the piss 😂😂😂

  • @LadiesInRed
    @LadiesInRed 5 років тому +10

    Yesss Lads! Love it 🔥🔥🔥

  • @Wild1920
    @Wild1920 5 років тому +4

    Deliveroo bike 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @caleb1248
    @caleb1248 5 років тому +4

    Kind of ironic that DT's brand is called *BEHAVE*

  • @mzansistudioHD
    @mzansistudioHD 5 років тому +15

    Love Expressions energy, too bad he supports sucky spurs... Big up Rants and Expressions

  • @MrSpurs14
    @MrSpurs14 5 років тому +4

    When you got football at 3 and delivery at 6 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @iss3127
    @iss3127 5 років тому +4

    The tussle and the headlock had me crackin up 17:33

  • @arsenalmanz
    @arsenalmanz 5 років тому +4

    Looool how are they calling Claude C Biz 😂😂

  • @Yungscarxrd
    @Yungscarxrd 5 років тому +17

    Not 1 dislike but there's always a couple of virgins will dislike lel

    • @nickicollis593
      @nickicollis593 5 років тому +3

      Seems 13 virgins disliked the video. But let see know many virgins will dislike.😂

  • @garyjames2876
    @garyjames2876 5 років тому +5

    Die hard Arsenal fan here but you lot had me in tears!
    keep it up boys!

  • @johnnydejesus_
    @johnnydejesus_ 5 років тому +3

    "Fu-Ming Son" ... LMAOOO Gotta love Expressions hahahaha

  • @yakram3690
    @yakram3690 5 років тому +5

    DT got put in that great khali vice grip😂

  • @Jay_Onee
    @Jay_Onee 5 років тому +14

    DT stands for Dennis Thierry, Man is a lost cause

    • @youngking1698
      @youngking1698 5 років тому

      DT stands for Down Town.

    • @AM-ie7jh
      @AM-ie7jh 5 років тому +13

      No it stands for deep throat

    • @cja5612
      @cja5612 5 років тому

      @@AM-ie7jh 😂😂😂

    • @cem330
      @cem330 5 років тому

      @@AM-ie7jh looool

    • @AxeDharme
      @AxeDharme 5 років тому

      Deluded Twat jusssss knooooowwww

  • @muntari82
    @muntari82 5 років тому +3

    DT is the Marty Janetty of AFTV

  • @scars9689
    @scars9689 5 років тому +3

    You two remind me of me an my bro! Respect to both of you... 👊🏾 Carlton banks to seal 🤣

  • @mirrors23
    @mirrors23 5 років тому +3

    Neither support my team Arsenal but I adore these boys! Both so genuinely funny!!Are they really brothers?

  • @goofgooba2445
    @goofgooba2445 5 років тому +3

    “Catherine Zeta-Jones Rebound” I’m deeeaaddd 😂😂😂😂

  • @Abelitokandie
    @Abelitokandie 3 роки тому +3

    24:23 Blood is thicker than water

  • @skengfvce
    @skengfvce 5 років тому +3

    Rants & Expressions are too jokes together for a whole 30 mins as well no editing out, straight making man crease😂

  • @bautistadiablo8663
    @bautistadiablo8663 5 років тому +2

    Man gave him the khebib and send location 😭😂 I’m done you’ve gained my sub 💯

  • @abenezerbefekadu810
    @abenezerbefekadu810 2 роки тому +2

    The good old days where everybody got along

  • @supergooner86
    @supergooner86 5 років тому +3

    Too much jokes you man done DT dirty!!! 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @harpreetsbal
    @harpreetsbal 5 років тому +2

    rumour has it the piano parts are sampled from the Alexis unveiling

  • @nickicollis593
    @nickicollis593 5 років тому +4

    Love ya rants! Merry Christmas bro!

  • @boltybj
    @boltybj 5 років тому +2

    Brilliant video Rants and Expresssions. Good to hear more about what went on during the game. Was streaming the game live when it happened and I could hear Expressions talk a lot. Most of it was edited out in this video. Please release the uncut version.

  • @basie2k91
    @basie2k91 5 років тому +3

    I'm an Arsenal fan but you guys had me in stitches 😂😂😂

  • @tonyjabroni8208
    @tonyjabroni8208 5 років тому +3

    "From Carlton Banks to Seal!" XD

  • @JEB858
    @JEB858 5 років тому +2

    Football at 3, delivery at 6. ROTFL THAT'S COLD AS ICE BLOOD!!!! LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA

  • @biggie6458
    @biggie6458 5 років тому +4

    Rants and Bants you scored a banger

  • @hhuuvghvgou2650
    @hhuuvghvgou2650 5 років тому +5

    They got smacked

  • @kd3440
    @kd3440 5 років тому +3

    Looool man said DT= Direct Turmoil

  • @PenguinOnDopee
    @PenguinOnDopee 5 років тому +2

    Back again after Rants took out DT's offspring just to embarrass man.

  • @jamieb7503
    @jamieb7503 5 років тому +4

    DT stands for DIRTY TRAMP

    • @Supa-Fly
      @Supa-Fly 5 років тому +2

      I thought DT stood for Dick Taker

  • @davidmorewood144
    @davidmorewood144 5 років тому +2

    Rants i love the way you took DT under your wing and kept him there

  • @ZaiUTD
    @ZaiUTD Рік тому +1

    There’s something wrong with Ex 😂😂😂 Someone get the footage of him as a kid 😭😭 I know man was up to no good

  • @david24lakeshow
    @david24lakeshow 5 років тому +2

    Rants with the Goldie lyrics lmfao References for dayz

  • @yt_yourmah2180
    @yt_yourmah2180 4 роки тому +2

    You can tell these are brothers 🤣🤣

  • @crackajoe
    @crackajoe 5 років тому +3

    Claude at 8:50. Lmfaooo

  • @paulmartinezthebutcher2198
    @paulmartinezthebutcher2198 5 років тому +1

    NEW SUBSCRIBER HERE GUY'S LOVED WATCHING UNITED STAND V AFTV 😂😂😂 RANTS YA CRACK ME UP lol YOUR BRO EXPRESSIONS IS HILARIOUS I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING 😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @ksingh4528
    @ksingh4528 5 років тому +3

    Fu ming son 😂😂 creasing

  • @wred4598
    @wred4598 5 років тому +2

    Rants you are ok you know, I take back anything I said to offend