Fortnite is banned in my country
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
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*Pyro uploads petscop 2*
UK: *BANS PETSCOP*
>deku
Woomy boy ban the motherfucking tea
succ
Anyone else sub cause the deku pic
Oh feck
Title: Fortnite is banned in my country
Me: You lucky bastard...
ikr
Obi wan Kenobi
Yep
Same lmao
Too true
I am lucky!
"FBI operates in America, not UK"
*gets busted by a KGB agent instead*
Don't mess with spetsnaz
@@fullcircle2507 hey look your also here
If fortnut was banned is my country i would be busted by CBŚ
“If world war 3 happened people would still meme it.” Well that happened
Shaun Fogg World War 3 is not going to happen, it’s annoying
@@Foxjitas are you sure about that.
,John Cena
@@Foxjitas Actually, World War 1 happened because someone killed someone. So World War 3 could happen.
boomer It doesn’t become work war 3 until other countries get involved. It would be very dumb on the countries fault if they joined. Just because someone was killed doesn’t mean it is world war 3
He is the prophet
The UK:
Well boys, we did it *Fortnite* is no more.
Your thumbnail XD
Rory X Games do you mean profile pic
Rory X Games lol you play fortnite, gay
@@shlongmanator9505 homophobe, gay is not an insult
Jacob Longman using an insult with no proof it’s true
Editor:How many merch plugs do you want in your video
Pyrocinical:yes
Sad thing is memeulous does more plugs, like 3 every minute.
A Ghøst Accurate
*As a wise man once said :*
_"Only when a mosquito lands on your testicles will you realize violence isn't always the answer"._
oh shit
If you're a chad, brainless, kinky or all three, violence is still the answer
If you are emo, violence is still the answer
-tzun tzu, the art of war
succ succ
Fornite is banned in UK..
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Deh Hackerman why who plays fortnite anymore
@@Gaxxor absolutely noone but clueless shits.
Jacksfilms, right?
Deh Hackerman Except millions of kids. Yeah ded geam.
Eternal Evening players don’t determine a dead game
If that’s how it worked than there is no dead games
“If like world war 3 was declared,bombs dropping everywhere, our society coming to an end, people would still meme it.”- Pyro 2019
He predicted it
Pyro called it
Yes because bombs got dropped and society crumbled that is exactly what happened he totally called it
DOGWITHABEARD 26 you know it was a joke right? Like I understand where you’re coming from but it’s a joke. It’s meant to be humorous
DOGWITHABEARD 26 it couldve happened but we memed it anyway
Stand user: _Pyrocynical_
Stand Name: [ _Communism_ ]
No, it should be
Stand Name : [A Series Of Tubes]
The fatherland.
Is ThAt a JoJo rEfVhcccdcjyghfhgsgsyytfevwius?!
This 9 months ago comment are aging like a milk
They rlly thought WW3 was happening--
@@jharblox8195 all changed when the Chinese nation attacked
Succ
@@bedheadnagatoroismynewreli4537 nice one
19th century: Britain and China fight over Opium
21th century: Britain and china fight over Fortnite
USA: This is out of the FBI's jurisdiction.
Russia: KGB, open up, cyka!
Ocelot...the leader of the KGB?
**arrests in Laborwave**
Bagor
Kappin R-M80s *КГБ хочет узнать твою локацию*
KGB has jurisdiction everywhere
Pyro: "If ww3 started and our civilisation came to an end, people would still meme about us"
You guessed you sneaky *bastard*
Guess what your a profit!
@@luhar420 r/boneappletea
@@bananaseller3095 no
@Degenerate Weeb no because america is friends with loads of asia and Europe Iran is friends with uea countryside so they'll get involved more than likely but who knows it may never happen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@Degenerate Weeb have u heard of Franz Ferdinand
6:43 A year and a half later and there's already an Official Apex mobile game.
Everyone: NASA photographed a black hole
Event Horizon Observatory: Bruh
D:
Yeh people are dumb
Bruh moment
Wait, when did I get so many likes?
RIP Pyro's chances with Belle Delphine
A good game is Bookworm Deluxe or whatever the fuck you used to comment
Spongebob you’re not wrong sponge boi me bob!
werent they gonna play minecraft
but they are playing minecraft...?
Omg its the famous bookwarm beef stew
11:36
Who's that handsome gentleman in the bottom right corner
o dam son
@@rodney0004 i hate your profile picture more than you know.
@@samhamsamwich1405 goodo
@@samhamsamwich1405 I hate yours more than @Rodney
@@bbucketio I keep meaning to change it, don't worry. I stopped watching him ages ago
"Someone put this meme on my subreddit, and I am not happy."
Doesn't that describe *every* British commentary channel?
Petscop 2 or my father gets released from jail
We all know the answer
JahnoMano Please make it pyro, I miss my son.
Dad In Prison oh my god
PETSCOP TWO also, Timmy I’m sorry, but your father is gone, he left and never came back, he’s not in prison
my penis hurts
PyJocynical Cujoh is part 9 Jojo confirmed
Kars comes back as drunk Russian man
Who is his jobro? In that case, who is his johoe?
Oh my god!
@@headlesshunter8435
His jobro is Dolan Dark
His johoe is Belle Delphine
Yes
The music says Kars but his face says Caesar
Pyrocynical: just because you don't like something doesn't mean you can ban it.
*crime rate rises to 100%*
FakeFate
**suicide rates rise to 420%**
10:24 well little did he know
*UK Prince:* [ban Fortnite]
*Me:* _Carefully, he's a hero._
Friendship *Me and TGF* : Childish
He can go use batteries
i am so proud of this commuity
@@serboblfan43 shame
No he's not now all the kids are gonna come back to minecraft like fuck sake
Imagine not uploading petscop 2 but instead uploading a video about a kids game
This post was made by the pyro gang
when pirocinikle is going collbarotiian with bolla dolphin???
imagine not making any original jokes because you want to look funny in front of the twelve year olds for recognition.
kid's game? you're incompetent lmao
(。◕‿◕。) KAWAII wait fortnite isn’t a kids game?
@@infu7248 shush, i think its working
No one:
Prince Harry: Fornite and the UK had an intense sexual relationship
Jk Rowling: they were gay
The sad thing is, Morgan is the reason 9 year olds act like a fetus, and he’s getting tons of money from his videos when there’s lots of small channels that should have that popularity
9 year old see, 9 year old do
_Pyro needs you help to migrate!_
*All he needs is a green card!*
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest UA-camr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear pyro
AxxL hey you’re that guy
bruh
He can't drive he doesn't have a car you absolute brainlet. 👾
I'll marry that hot lesbian
This guy literally predicted WWIII
oh no
The chosen one
Pyro Simpson
A world war between 2 countries which haven't even initiated a war
@@shelnut2842 a joke which you haven't even gotten
Pyro's fortnite skills at 00:05 is just astounding! He truly is an epic alpha male gamer.
Fortnie
@@3mainfoodgroups715 is trash
@@Iugeer umm
@@Iugeer why?
@@3mainfoodgroups715 after three years of no response, I can confirm they have no idea what they are saying.
02:07 pyro predicted peter
We should tell America that there’s oil in fortnite, then they’ll destroy it
We should tell The UK there's tea in fortnite then they'll destroy it
Exotic Cactus lets do it
@@Ghorl266 I know this is a month old but. Its not called England you uneducated Yank. Its the United Kingdom buddy.
I think there is an oil rig...destroy it!
@mohawk master wow, he made you look like a whinny bitch
Oh look a Jojo Reference
*UK THEN BANS JOJO AND KILLS ARAKI*
NANIIIII
*If that happened I personally would set fire to some british tea on a boat in Boston.*
My UKing Crimsons ability is to erase anything remotely fun
Araki can't die he will just forget he died
Caesar and jojo pose scene:
Pewds: He was...just a 9-year-old...PYRO!
Pyro: PEWDS!
*Epic pose ensues*
(Also pyro best JOJO)
Pyro:”just because you don’t like something it doesn’t mean it can be banned”
Ninja: hold my beers 🍻
Hold my red bull*
Nikola Bilonić lol
Pyro should be the one holding the beer and someone else should be speaking
No Profile Picture what
No Profile Picture like your profile picture
10:24 this unfortunately aged like a fine wine
(Pyro) makes a new vid and mentions dr phil for 7 seconds
(Dr phill) INSTANT CLAIM
Dr Phil: Whippity whine I smell something of mine
hello there fellow default
Hello
Pyro makes intro
Everyone : ok
Pyro makes Jojo reference in intro
Everyone: HeY tHaT’s A JojO ReFeReNcE
SpOicE bOi is that a Jojo reference?
but did you notice the JoJo reference at the end tho?
Pyro: Fortnite is banned in my country
Me: *cheap flights to the UK*
[RaihanHA] They’re gonna start a Battle Royale in Britain. The 2nd Battle for Britain is about to start
You literally have a roblox profile pic
@@arkalt4066 yeah, most of the kids my age at school are pricks with a few exceptions
You can also get arrested for a joke
i miss old pyro
10:21 he spoke the future
siz the showstopper this is the dumbest joke ever there hasn’t been world war 3 Iran has no country’s that would ally with it in a war
@@DrewSchliebner this single comment tells me what kind of person you are right off the bat. You didn't have to reply to my JOKE it was litterly 4months ago oml 🤦🏽♂️
LMAO I CLICKED ON THAT AND GOT A KFC AD LMAFO
@@DrewSchliebner that was when we thought we would get drafted
@@DrewSchliebner shut up its a joke
*So guys, we did, we took the first picture of a black hole*
?
250,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles away tho
I've never thought of Russian Pillar Men untill this video
Just a Boat instead of wamuu, it’s blyatuu
THEY ALL DIED YOU UNCULTURED OAF
Lel
Ay ay ay ay
How dare you not think about that
Dang Pyro, I just wanted to finish watching petscop for the 18th time before I watched the playing minecraft with belle delphine... why’d you take it down?
is this what you’re after? ua-cam.com/video/HbfnCMhN_zw/v-deo.html
Up to 21 is here :D
@@EggCr0issant which video had the like goal for petscop 2 again?
lol i watched it lmfao
I’m not too sure Spritus Animation
People who started in season 5:
"I bet you started in season 6"
people who started in season 4:
“i bet you started in season 5”
HAHA LMAO REKT DESTROYED NOOB
When everyone asking for petscop 2 but im sitting alone in the comment section waiting for thicc souls.
Same
You're not alone, you're together now.
The moon from Majora’s Mask wishes it was as attractive as our god known as Stomedy.
What would've been a good idea for April fools was that you should've uploaded a video called petscop 2 and it would be 1 hour long but it's just lofi hip hop music uncopyrighted
1:00 iS tHaT A mOtHeRuCkInG jOjO rEfErEnCe???
No its a spongbob reference
Shut the fuck up
@The Grouchy Groudon cant really take a joke ay?
@The Grouchy Groudon gotta commit oof now
I was waiting for it
Was laughing since the start, finally got me at the Pillar Russian XD
Like well earned, man
awaken my MASTERS
Pyro predicted the end of civilization through COVID-19 and how we would meme it
Stand Name: 『 A U S C H W I T Z G R E E N 』
Stand User: Jewdiepie
A U S C H W I T Z U G R E E N U
Z Y K L O N S P L A S H
@@martinthedrainedsedlak ZA WARUDO
@@martinthedrainedsedlak no one can just reflect the Auschwitz Greenu zyklom splash
I can'tSTAND the jojokes
@@theedoctor8036 *seinfeld theme plays*
Pyro is just jealous they called Morgz instead of him for the Coin Master ads.
Where I am the coin master ads are superwog
Children in the 1960's: gets shots
Children in 2019 :Buys illegal fortnite skins
I bet you failed your history class by the end of the school year.
@@christianred9730 well i didn't
1:02 Kars, Esidisi and Wamuu have nothing on this guy
Yeah that guy is the ultimate life form
fifth pillar man found in russia
Pyro fan base: Make petscop 2.
Pyro: I feel like some fortnite.
you must be new here
it is perfectly natural for the fanbase to bully pyro
No I’m not new
Ive been here for awhile actually.
Honestly thought that was a south african accent in the beginning
And I thought Indian🇮🇳🤣😂😝
It is watch his newest video you'll see
Same and I'm south African
it is art-failed austrian
It's so sad that Fortnite's been banned in your country.
It should've been banned in ALL countries.
Agreed
No because then the cringy kids will come to UA-cam
you fucking parasite
wait are y’all serious
@@quantum_vortex_ oh shit you are right
Doesnt work much if cod has kids as well
Well done for making all jojo fans sing when you played awaken to introduce the Soviet man
this video has been banned in your country
*_due to article 13_*
Hi baka mate
*comment removed*
[Comment censored]
Prince Harry: _Bans Fortnite_
Not all heroes wear capes
The were crowns
Blobbo isn’t really surprised to see you here
Careful, he's a hero.
@@zxcvbnm7562
Fuck no
@@kaiser6945 next overwatch
No one asked for another fortnite video. We just want Petscop 2
*oof*
No wonder why the FBI was coming for Pyro...
10:24 the mlg god has warned us, we ignored and demanded for more petscop
I still want more petscop ngl
I liked the video the second I heard him call human rights an “unfortunate thing”
Yo is that profile pic ur dad lol (get it cuz he's invisible)
my dad died fighting for petscop 2
Spring Fox Rip he a bot
apex-dude_13 /Jaiden no u
That daniel cohn girl is pregnant. I can smell a new video pyro
A Tree just to make sure, she’s like 14 or 15 right?
Jetmeme Sam some people say she’s 11, but I think it was proven she’s 13 even tho she says she’s 15
I thought you were just memeing but it's actually true. I'm not surprised but still disgusted. There are people congratulating this 15/13 year old girl on being pregnant. It's sick that people are seeing this as a good thing and not a tragedy of a young girl getting her teenage years ripped away from her.
She's pregnant? How do y'all have proof
I saw that coming but I'm still shocked
“UK is banning fortnite”
*Finally inner peace*
Thanks for showing more of your house so i can make it in minecraft
Your profile picture and name make me uncomfortable
But he didn’t he’s in the same room as always what the fuck???
@@jamesferguson2710 r/whoosh?
@@Orb.. why? And how?
Killer Nyan Cat (wips out reverse UNO card) NO U
Prince Harry: *Bans Fortnite*
Literally almost everyone: *Carefully he's a hero*
He is also banning games like such as apex
lil jimmy LMG MOUNTED AND LOUDED
Mr.LegendsXD Posting IM SO CONFUSED WHY YOU PEOPLE HATE FORTNITE
jozhv3 one and only well I personally hate because it’s annoying as shit when your trying to get a kill then someone builds a fucking castle
V-bucks will soon become the black market currency
I think it will replace bitcoins
im watching this video and im 3 years old
Fortnite: gets banned
UK: *British Anthem Intensifies*
I have the dumbest smile on my face seeing Fortnite being banned in the UK.
This definitely pocos my loco
You and me both
OneHatBirb This does not poco my loco
OneHatBirb
Cool I just found a 10 year old that likes fortnite, I thought they where only found on ninjas vids or self promoting.
OneHatBirb
Jingle bells
Fortnite smells
No one really cares
What about some self-care
and maybe never reply
Minecraft bad, fortnite good
quoted by a dumb*ss
I got some sass
so if you can
maybe pack your bagssss
that would be nice
but if you dont
maybe try to go away
and maybe, perhaps
stop being a piece of trash????
also, heres a special link
ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
@@connorputman1468 I know the Rick roll link by heart
0:56-1:07 Give this scene an award! Absolutely beautiful! I have never been as moved as I have by this scene. Tears of joy and admiration are rolling down my face. Amazing directing and amazing acting. Truly inspirational. 10/10.
I want to know the aong they used.
Xd
It’s Ivan the critically radiated gay Russian dancer!
@@TheMilkshakeMarxist
Three pillar men theme
4:55 This is such a good video (MUST WATCH)
Kinda sus 😳👌
11:21 amogus
Hey pyro... Uh wheres petscop 2... You see I just bought this baseball bat and I know how to use it
MiNT wooosh
@@fatsmellygoblin4018 Dumbass
@@fatsmellygoblin4018 pretty sure all of us have that
Neaty you should check the subreddit first
MiNT r/ihaveihavereddit
3:50 is my favourite image of pyro saluting (which then turns in to a funny haha **german soldier** salute) with god save the Queen in the background.
Marvellous.
nobody:
part9:
stand master: Pyro stand: Gay bar
In the Age of Ancients the world was unformed, shrouded by fog. A land of gray crags, Archtrees and Everlasting Dragons. But then there was Fire and with fire came disparity. Heat and cold, life and death, and of course, light and dark. Then from the dark, They came, and found the Souls of Lords within the flame. Nito, the First of the Dead, The Witch of Izalith and her Daughters of Chaos, Gwyn, the Lord of Sunlight, and his faithful knights. And the Furtive Pygmy, so easily forgotten.
With the strength of Lords, they challenged the Dragons. Gwyn's mighty bolts peeled apart their stone scales. The Witches weaved great firestorms. Nito unleashed a miasma of death and disease. And Seath the Scaleless betrayed his own, and the Dragons were no more.
Thus began the Age of Fire. But soon the flames will fade and only Dark will remain. Even now there are only embers, and man sees not light, but only endless nights. And amongst the living are seen, carriers of the accursed Darksign.
Yes, indeed. The Darksign brands the Undead. And in this land, the Undead are corralled and led to the north, where they are locked away, to await the end of the world... This is your fate.
Only, in the ancient legends it is stated, that one day an undead shall be chosen to leave the undead asylum, in pilgrimage, to the land of ancient lords, Lordran.
Danm yall EUROPEANS really got
No memes
No fortnite
No clout
We have free healthcare and free college tuition so we won't be in debt for 40 years.
@@trihard7317 No meme
It's ok, we actually can still see memes anyways
Trihard 7 we have freedom
@@jaimayy what bout Guantanamo bay
Petscop 2 is banned in every country
Seth Begley we need mlg teletubies 2
Why
1:20 - 1:23 I'm moving to the U.K
A JOJO REFERENCE?? IN MY PYROCYNICAL VIDEO?!?! ITS MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK
fortnite is so addictive this is gonna be the opium war 3.
Instead of opium it’s vbucks
The epic treaties
You stole my opium wars joke.
@@shaunlevin5081 epic
I completely forgot Fortnite existed, I miss not knowing that it exist.
Well you haven't searched the media.
Nice eyes of heaven music at 0:45
"Fortnite is being banned in my country." *This is the start of a new era*
The golden era of gamer children
Sub to PewDiePie
the good era
Ban it everywhere
Nice mk reference
“You need a black hole in your life “
-Pyrocynical
Clearly homosexual
*0:15* "I love video games"
*THEN FRICKING UPLOAD PETSCOP 2!* please :)
Imagine unironically using fricking
Imagine unironically using fricking
Abhinav Kulkarni imagine unironically stealing someone’s comment
Imagine unironically using fricking
11:15 song???
Fortnite shouldn't be blocked in a country it should be blocked worldwide
Spongebob SquarePants fuck off
@@bananaepix2936 shut up
pyros fan base is so wonderful and wholesome
Wow, people can’t enjoy games anymore! Pathetic
I'd would be so happy if it was
Why cant fortnite be banned everywhere?
Cause your mama HAHAHAAHWHWQHHQQHHQH
"Fortnite bad"
Fortnite bad. Minecraft good. UNDERTALE gooder than forntain.
Tablarria goodest than fortnuter
Cause people like it
Yass queeeeen
*gets drafted to WW3*
When Pyro said "If WW3 would happen" I felt that
Bruv, now we have apex legends mobile
When prince harry bans fortnite will you make petscop 2
He's gonna ban the word petscop 2
11:50 UA-cam doesn't recommend my videos any more so you are the only reason why I'm-
*crappy outro music* : I'm gonna stop you right there
;-;
CRAPPY????
0:58 true fear
PyRo’s Bizarre Adventure: Petscop is Unbreakable
*IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFRENCE??!!*
RING RING! RING RING? WHAT THERE JUST HAPPENS TO BE A PAYPHONE IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?
Nico jojo is a manime
@@seanwhittaker110 BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
I lost it at 5:04 when it’s said British housing
Also
“Wait Morgz is promoting the pillaging of villages?”