NASA Intern Recommends Vibrating Panties | Gianmarco Soresi | Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- Giving a new meaning to "I love you to the moon and back."
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Gianmarco Soresi is a stand-up comedian, actor, and a little too much for some people. He’s told jokes on The Late Late Show with James Corden, Comedy Central, Netflix’s Bonding, Don’t Tell, The Real Housewives of New York for some reason, and he was a JFL New Face in 2022. He’s acted in Billy Crystal’s Here Today, Hustlers, The Last OG, and in his theater days shared the stage with some people who’ve gone on to become huge real estate agents. You can see him post the kind of crowdwork clips that are arguably destroying the artform of stand-up comedy everywhere @gianmarcosoresi and he obviously has a podcast called The Downside with Gianmarco Soresi.🎤
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5/9 • Portsmouth, NH
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Aw, damn. I'm from MA but Boston's like an hour. So close yet so far. Hope you'll consider Providence, RI in the future!
Ugh, I wish I knew this sooner for Portsmouth, N.H. or Boston, M.A. but now simply can't afford it. I'm sure there'll be a next time, and so for now I'll just enjoy the UA-cam videos which bring me much joy and laughter.
I've decided you do the best crowdwork of anyone I've seen. I don't know where you get your audience from, but that is totally nuts. I mean, live tweeting? Well, at least they communicate, don't they?
I love the exitement the "old white woman" got when she knew she was a main character in the story
as always LMFAOOOO
why bring up the race? it didn't feel very nice the way she was using. even her friend said not to be racist. so theres clearly an established pattern. glad he said something only way to make it stop.
This Black middle aged woman fell into fits of laughter 😃
@@KristineMaitlandThe joy of laughter bringing us all together ❤️ 😂
You know you've hit the crowdwork jackpot when you get to close your set "thank you I've been Gianmarco" after reading something an audience member typed
The look on her face when he said he wanted a copy to use for captions and she realized she was going up on youtube! 😆
"and a white old lady said 'TMI' " would also have been a great title for this video 😅
Nah cause it would’ve spoiled the punchline
or a movie
My god, this girl is the crowd work jackpot! And who better than the king himself to take her on! 😂😂
I was at this show and this girl just kept talking and talking so the “old white woman” just said what we were all thinking at that point cause she was holding up the show. It’s was a funny result tho when he read her texts 😅
I did wonder. It really felt like this even if it was edited down
I’m right there with the woman who said TMI 😂 lil girl who was doing all the talking needed to be told something haha
“Valentine’s Day is coming up”
Gianmarco: Sure 🙂
I would love to be gianmarcos friend🤣 his simple reactions to things are so funny
I hadn't cackled this loud since the open relation relationship woman with a fiance and boyfriend story*. New favorite!
ITS NOT SCRIPTED I'M SORRY FOR THE MISUNDERSTANDING! BAD ENGLISH BAD.
skit??? no wait was it scripted??? noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I don’t think they are skits ?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO U CRUMBLED MY WORLD WITH IT BEING A SKIT NOOO
@@bubblegirl55 NOOOOOOO I used the wrong word. It's real I promise!
you need to give this woman like 90% of what you earned in this show hahaha she was hilarious herself and her openness allowed you to make some of the best crowd work i've seen in your youtube hahaha, cheers to her she rocks!! i lost it on the "old white lady"
Not 90 percent but yeah maybe like 5 and that would be generous af
Oh these people in your audience are so wholesome I love it so much
Fun fact: if you're single, you can give the controls to your toys to an "AI" chatbot.
HE LEFT BEFORE THEY COULD START THROWING HANDS LMFAOOO
Hahahaha TMI? No it’s HILARIOUS!!! But maybe it’s because ever since I’ve had a kid, I’m not embarrassed by that shit anymore lmao. Everyone know what you did to make that baby 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And when you go to the doctors you have to really let it all hang out sometimes especially when giving birth 😂😂😂❤
Wow, UA-cam algorithms really love you - this video was at the top of the feed despite the fact that it was 4 minutes old and I wasn't subscribed to the channel (before I watched the video)
The comedy basically lays itself at his feet at this point
All I want is to be on one of Gianmarco's crowds one day
The main thing holding back teledildonics for years was patent trolls.
But now that the patents have expired: there are now products on the market.
This woman is 100% another NASA intern, I can just hear it in the way she described the bluetooth toy. She could write an EIDP out of it if she wanted too
Please. Any idiot can describe it like that. Be for real
@@issecret1 I meant it more in a joking way
I called out of work for your first show in East Providence, Rhode Island! I’m so excited you’re coming to my city idgaf my boss mad
Bro did her so dirty and the end LOL 😂😭
Space (astrophysics) and stand up comedy are my two obsessions on life. So this is everything to me 😂😂😂
Wow she was chatty Kathy 😂
I was at this show and She really was and the “old white woman” just said what we were all thinking at that point cause she had gone on for so long. Just glad it had a payoff at the end.
@@shelbyrogers2471gonna guess some liquid courage was involved lol! I would have been so annoyed but Gianmarco tied it together in the end
“I’ll use it for captions in the video” 😂😂😂
So many poly folks at gianmarco
Lmao!
NASA ENGINEER INTERN?!?! I’m jealous af
Fr, interning at nasa jpl is life goals
Ok I might be a bore here but a NASA engineer should know the difference between Bluetooth and a WiFi chip 😅
She didn't say they were the same. Toys are usually both: they can be controlled via bluetooth or WiFi, the first one is for local plays while the second is for long-distance relationships. The fact she's using it solely for long-distance right now doesn't remove the fact it's also a bluetooth toy, they're not mutually exclusive.
This might be my favorite couple lmao, they should consider doing stand up comedy when they’re not fucking in the nasa headquarters.
💀💀💀💀
LMAO
I trust them with rockets tbh
I'm won't tell Gianmarco about some of the stuff on OF and Bluetooth toys, he doesn't need another shock to his delicate sensibilities
OF?
@@MommyOfZoeAndLiam onlyfans
It’s a store. It’s called “Only Fads”. They sell whatever’s trending. Remote control sex toys are in right now.
He doesn't need another shock, or another subscription...
@@alexharrison2743lmaoo I just watched the Rocket Money sketch before this video
Oh god. She’s me when I’m in a manic mode. Just over sharing and unable to stop 😭😭
Or me on amphetamines. Hopefully she's just high, otherwise god she seems like a lot in real life.
I swear to God I've just discovered this man today and have been binging these videos and this one showed up on my feed and I didn't even realize it was only posted a few minutes ago until I finished watching it 😅
I was you a few weeks ago. This man is a master at crowd work.
Welcome. We've all been through that and it is a blast 🤣
You'll be like me and check everyday to see if he uploaded new content. While also passing over Downsides.
Same thing happened to me about 6 months ago. He's the best crowd work comedian there is today. I'm going to see him in August and I can't wait for it
Wow amazing story bro thanks for sharing with the class
I cant wait to look up "panties nasa" later😊
that 'white old woman' seems pleased lmao
The look on our man's face is like, "The jokes just bring themselves and pay for the tickets."
that is the most autism/audhd codded couple I've witnessed in a comedy show lmao so relatable (im audhd and talk the same way lmaoooo)
Omg I’ve never seen “Audhd” before, it’s so succinct I love it
Audio high definition?
I think they meant hdmi
LOL I was thinking the same thing. Some of my ADHD friends will explain every single detail
@@natthekiwi7074 Today I learned every woman I know has adhd... 😄
Gianmarco: *the work here is done*
You’ve now passed the 3/4 mark to a million subscribers. This video is just one example of why you’ve had such exponential growth on UA-cam as of late. I’ve observed this closely and am looking forward to celebrating the upcoming landmark for 1M real soon. God knows you deserve it. Can’t wait! 😊 Keep up the amazing work, friend. Tampa misses you. ❤
Holy SH!T !!
I thought my parents were the only ones who met at JPL (designing rockets for NASA) maybe if they had tried this ‘remote panties’ business they would have fought less and stayed together, oh well 🤷♀️
Gianmarco really giving sweet summer child energy here 😂
of course there’s a version for male anatomy! if there’s an orifice down there, something can go in
Oh, they make stuff that the male anatomy can go into aswell. There’s even ones that have snesors in it, so your partner can ‘feel’ you through their toy.
Technology is hot
I mean I'm pretty sure there are ones that... go around? things as well 😆
@@Its_another_bird There are all sorts, more than you can imagine. One of the most well-known websites for that sort of stuff (and that seems to be the one that she was describing) would be Lovense.
For real, teledildonics has been a thing for decades already - how is this so confusing to him? I almost feel sorry for his girlfriend... like unless this was weirdly edited, this woman didn't say shit about vibrating panties. Does he not know about sex toys, or what...?
@@snr0n Sorry that he doesn't know about toys and has actual intercourse? tbh I feel sorry for your partners if you rely on toys so much.
These just keep getting funnier. I hope you have a show near me sometime.
Brilliant move to end the set there, honestly. Hilarious!!!
Your crowdwork is just insane
look the cilantro thing is valid cause it tastes like soap 😭
It does. It's gross. I cooked spinach a few times in my pan that tasted like soap. Thinking wtf is this?!?! Mum cooked food with cilantro in it in the pan :/
With the NASA engineers, the phrase "Rocket in my pocket" takes on a whole new meaning!
I *love* this lady. So matter of fact about everything. No shits to give.
TMI
This is supernaturally funny
babe, i love you. please come to japan
This is THE BEST ONE out of everything Gianmarco so far! That girl is pure unobtainium!
One of these days he's going to come back to my city, I'm going to go to the show and go "holy crap, it really is just an hour long show on crowd work!"
and you will want to be the one he takes to ;-)
Sadly not neccesarily, the amount of crowd work really varies. Your shows are also not all filmed which means he works less on crowd work, also depends on what audience gives. For all the gems we see on UA-cam there’s a lot of crowd additions that he just moves past because he knows he can’t mine it for anything. I was excited to see crowd work live but where we were there wasn’t a ton, just two interactions that bore any fruit, other attempts didn’t really get anything. So it was just his set.
LMAO Reading that live tweet was the best way to end the show!
I am really worried about Artemis now 😕😕
Well, she def. asked for it...
So damn hilarious. I keep checking your tour dates for something in Portland, OR. I may end up having to fly somewhere to see you. Sooooo good!
🤣
CACKLING AT THE END LMFAO PERFECTION
Come to Toronto already
It would be even funnier if the boyfriend didn't reply anything and Gianmarco came up with the whole conversation
so chaotic for this
That goofy laugh is amazing
how can ppl be this comfy with going tmi
tis a good one
are all engineers this socially inept?
No. And you probably shouldn't base your view of every person in a profession off the first member you meet.
Its truly amazing how many people just love to talk about themselves.
I love how excited she is to give you as much ammunition as possible to roast her.
Beautiful
Gianmarco is magic
OMG I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
WHEN ARE YOU COMING TO VA?
I don't have anything booked in VA yet, but if you sign up for text or email updates, you'll be notified when I am in your area! beacons.ai/gianmarcosoresi
@@GianmarcoSoresi come to Richmond come to Richmond!
This wasn’t good, so much funnier than I thought it would be
gianmarco in loose pants and not leaning over is such a disconcertingly unflamboyant vibe lol
The camera shake really helps the clip!
😂😂😂
Is it wrong that I actually have no idea what TMI is supposed to mean
Too much information
Gianmarco is an expert at dealing with oversharers & diarrhea of the mouth types, lol
That is so chagatah chagga chagga!!