This is strangely well written going back to this years later. Definitely nostalgia, and some new good memories. Im glad i found this again. Am i right, lads?
"Dylan we talked about this do your chores or I'll put you back in the purgatory" "I hate you your not even my real mom" had me coughing and laughing at the same time
35:39 Undyne: Papyrus says hi by the way. Genderless Giraffe Child: Tell him to kill himself. Sans: MAAATE. Genderless Giraffe Child: Tell him to don’t kill himself
Main cast of If Undertale Was Realistic in a nutshell: Flowey - just likes to be photoshopped to make you die because he wants to be god but he wants you to watch his show (torture) and also sends you to underground heaven unless if you want to do the pacifist route basically automatically kill you, hates it when people ignores his evil plan. Frisk - genderless child but acts like a adult(basically drinks.) Toriel - snail lover, weird but that doesn't stop them from protecting the child(also a facebook mom.) Papyrus - A stupid 17 immature year old but likes to feel love and gay and also likes to capture humans(also he gone too far with the final puzzle but genderless adult safely dodged them and also a brit.) Sans - A basic troll who likes to shart and drinks, bad puns and also puts many bibles around his body incase he is about to get stabbed basically Jotaro Kujo(he is a brit like his young brother but is also serious because genderless adult might do genocide which happens in this story, mad if you kill something infront of him even if it's a bug.) Undyne - fish, armor, catgirl and also ice cream... Alphys - useless and she is dead soo... Wait, why is Jotaro with her? Mettaton - very material girl and does not admit they are gay, monitor robot before robot but lets genderless adult go. Asgore - flowers, just flowers, literally flowers, and also flowers, plays games in nintendo switch and is very weak if flowers gone(he is divorced.) Asriel - Flowey but before reincarnated and a fricking god, and a child that has issues. Chara - Awakened by genocide, hates it when name is prounced wrong, funny evil, but dies. Lad - Yeah I don't need to explain him, am I right lads? "Yes you are right, lad." Giraffe parents - Somehow gave birth to a human, child does not care about them if they are in danger.
I love the vicious cycle we as a fan base have with this series, someone uploads this, it stays up for like 3 years, it gets taken down, and someone reuploads it then the cycle continues lmaoo
6:28 little them no cliped 2:23 call me 😢 Toriel being obsessed with snails is amazing 6:28 jokes on -him- them i got a chocolate bar 6:28 Irish(?) Sans 6:38 ●am i a lamp now? *Absolute! ●Brilliant. 8:57 L E S S E R D O G 9:12 very papyrus 9:54 warning- dog marage 10:30 i can see this happening for some reson
1:26:33 I always think that sans's voice would make a great narration voice for any animal documentary, and then twist it to be comedic or funny with the way how he does it in these animation series.
@@xavierguilbault1800 I loved this shit when it first came out, especially with all the music actually in it. Also Sans has to be like my favorite character in this, his voice is just too perfect and if I had a friend that sounded like him I'd be rolling on the floor daily.
meet the cast: scottshit sans suicide rates up alphys please disassemble papyrus weird cat girl fish undyne thirsty for snails thoriel and netflix and kill flowey.
"Well, hello Mr. Genderless child!" "That doesn't make sense. The whole point of it is that I'm genderless meaning I'm neither mr. or mrs. I'm a mysteryyyyy! ... End my life."
I remember these videos when they released years back, at that time funniest shit I've ever seen. But now definitely one of the funniest things after all those years.
after watching this in one sitting, i have found peace in this world. My third eye has opened and i have become enlitened to the true meaning of life. I hope that one day, you too will become enlightened and join me in undertale heaven. Oh, whats the meaning of life you ask? Well lets just say "you are right lad" Now farewell mortals, i wish you nothing but peace.
Sans - Yes laads
Am I rioght lads or am I rioght
@@FennecTheTransgenderno, you are not right. It is right, not rioght. So no, you are not right 🤓
LEEÆTS GET SMÆÆAAAEAEAEAAASHED!
Human... i remember i shat me self.
@@Mehsomeguybro it’s a joke take a joke lil bro
"Am I right lads or am I right lads?"
"You are right lad!"
You are right lad😊
You are right lad!
You certainly are right lad
You are right lad
Thank ya lad
why am i british
Yes
(Gasp) sans!?
@@getzfamily8293 yes, have ya never seen a skeleton that has a blue coat and makes puns? That’s weird.
HELLO
Sans randomly says why hes british
1:44 "Do you really take children back to your house? 'Bit creepy, not gonna lie" William Afton be like:
💀
Does he take people back into his house, though?
'Would like to hear the powers of Jesus Christ"
gets me dying all the time
screw it im peeing on this rock i dont even care
IS THIS ROCK TALKING TO ME?
This is strangely well written going back to this years later. Definitely nostalgia, and some new good memories. Im glad i found this again.
Am i right, lads?
You are right, lad.
"Dylan we talked about this do your chores or I'll put you back in the purgatory" "I hate you your not even my real mom" had me coughing and laughing at the same time
Me: Oh it's just a Sans
Sans: *Becomes Scottish*
Me: ANGUS THE SANS OF THE GREAT HIGHLANDS?!?!!?
Time?
gloryhammer flashbacks
" *i dont give a sh*t* " got me laughing on the floor🤣🤣🤣🗿 40:40
35:39
Undyne: Papyrus says hi by the way.
Genderless Giraffe Child: Tell him to kill himself.
Sans: MAAATE.
Genderless Giraffe Child: Tell him to don’t kill himself
55:14 right when he said there is no god, I got an ad 💀
Same😭
1:32:57 "AHHHH MATE" + the animation had me ROLLING 💀
GOT THAT RIGHT >
It's actually much funnier when sans is British apparently
I watched it in Russian at first, but that is better to be honest
@@shahlaralishanov3588you forgot to switch accounts
𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓑𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓼𝓱?
No, but it sounds more comedian than Russian
0:47 "Kill or Kill- Kill or Kill bi- Wa ca nah say that"
“Why can’t I say that 🥺👉👈🌻”
1:53:15 absolute frisk being a badass
Man the nostalgia trip wore off QUICK. Frisk is the only character I can stand listening to in this.
flowey: jokes on him i got a chocolate bar
genderless child: YOOINK
1:04:33 if you didn't know, this whole thing was done in gmod. It's MEDICS fridge
1:27:33 sans is hilarious
9:06 bro took "Time to take out the moon" to a whole another level
0:49 “why can’t I say that 😢🥺🌻???”
13:25
“DAMNIT! MY WEAKNESS!!”
3:55 “I feel so violated”
I would too bro😭😭
"I've got about 50 friends, man."
"50 friends!?"
"50 friends."
"50 friends?"
"50 friends🍷"
"50 friends?"
"YES, 50 friends!"
Never gets old Lmao
I thought this woild be actual normal Underyale movie but my reaction is: "Erm what the sigma"?
2:10:15 "NOW IM MODERATELY ANGRY" what the hell is happening
Moderately angry sans fight ensues, lasts for less than 10 seconds
Then he gets stabbed in the ass
10/10 scene
2:27 “sorry to hear about your divorce… call me” XD Toriel is eager
I’ve watched this series 3 times, once in 2018 once about a month ago and now, all of them were amazing
Can we just appreciate that fact that Undyne loves ice cream THAT much? 😂
im dying of the fact that the genderless child said i love a bit of bible in the morning its my favorite sci-fi novel
9:34
NYEHEHEHE
*cough cough*
SHIT
That poor rock 😢 they’ll never be the same after that golden mouthwash
14:00 - 14:05 is my sense of humor and I love it
oh my god thank you this was my favorite series from smashbits.
R.I.P LAD
2024-2024
Last Words: "You Are Right Lad!"
HE WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN
55:25 gaster!!! 💀👨🏻🔬😊
9:55 They killed me, with laughter.
That was genuinely entertaining 😂
Keep it up, lads
Undyne: BAM BAM BUM DUM BA BA BABA
Child: What the hell is that
Undyne: That’s my theme song
17:23
the fact toriel made snail pie suggests this is hard mode.
Main cast of If Undertale Was Realistic in a nutshell:
Flowey - just likes to be photoshopped to make you die because he wants to be god but he wants you to watch his show (torture) and also sends you to underground heaven unless if you want to do the pacifist route basically automatically kill you, hates it when people ignores his evil plan.
Frisk - genderless child but acts like a adult(basically drinks.)
Toriel - snail lover, weird but that doesn't stop them from protecting the child(also a facebook mom.)
Papyrus - A stupid 17 immature year old but likes to feel love and gay and also likes to capture humans(also he gone too far with the final puzzle but genderless adult safely dodged them and also a brit.)
Sans - A basic troll who likes to shart and drinks, bad puns and also puts many bibles around his body incase he is about to get stabbed basically Jotaro Kujo(he is a brit like his young brother but is also serious because genderless adult might do genocide which happens in this story, mad if you kill something infront of him even if it's a bug.)
Undyne - fish, armor, catgirl and also ice cream...
Alphys - useless and she is dead soo... Wait, why is Jotaro with her?
Mettaton - very material girl and does not admit they are gay, monitor robot before robot but lets genderless adult go.
Asgore - flowers, just flowers, literally flowers, and also flowers, plays games in nintendo switch and is very weak if flowers gone(he is divorced.)
Asriel - Flowey but before reincarnated and a fricking god, and a child that has issues.
Chara - Awakened by genocide, hates it when name is prounced wrong, funny evil, but dies.
Lad - Yeah I don't need to explain him, am I right lads?
"Yes you are right, lad."
Giraffe parents - Somehow gave birth to a human, child does not care about them if they are in danger.
Mettaton is a guy
Sans in the series is the only person that is like chill and funny
I love sans with his British voice
1:50:50 "I WILL HAVE MY RECENGE-AAAAAAaaaa"
My favorite part of this whole thing 😊
1:01:45
"..."
"..."
"Men."
*_"AAAAAAAAAÆHHGGGHGAAAAAAAAVHBGHGGGGÆĞGGGGHHGHAAAAAAAAÆÅAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"_*
1:01:52
Men.
Men.
1:45:09 all star moment
1:46:47
Flowey: i dont care about that rule i also hate puppies
Bro, I love that you added a perverted Pokémon
When was that again? lol
HOW MANY BOTTLES THIS MAN DRUNK
"HOW ARE U DOING THIS ARE U GOD?!" "Pretty much mate."
1:17:50 be like
i laughed so hard and then an ad popped up
57:31 *Lovely Description*
I love the vicious cycle we as a fan base have with this series, someone uploads this, it stays up for like 3 years, it gets taken down, and someone reuploads it then the cycle continues lmaoo
BINGO!!!!!!
I would so love to see how they would animate Lisa the Painful in this kind of humor. Oh my goodness I would literally pay money to see that
I love how Flowey talks like someone out of red dead
Best 2 hours of my life spent
This story was wholesome plus funny this deserves at least 1mil 👍
I hope SmashBits makes a video where Flowey finally says “It’s a kill or be killed world.”
R I p lad he was the best lad of all the lads
1:36:12 the war begins
This entire thing is a fever dream
"GO BACK TO GOAT SIMULATOR" is wild af
The human just joking around that the dummy divorced taking it serious 2:07
6:28 little them no cliped
2:23 call me 😢
Toriel being obsessed with snails is amazing
6:28 jokes on -him- them i got a chocolate bar
6:28 Irish(?) Sans
6:38 ●am i a lamp now? *Absolute! ●Brilliant.
8:57 L E S S E R D O G
9:12 very papyrus
9:54 warning- dog marage
10:30 i can see this happening for some reson
I actually love alphys, shes so goofy
"I SHAT MEESELF!"
36:30 Cmon get on my boat
I wont touch you swear
Got me dying
This is genuinely really good 😂
28:00
"So where's the vodka?"
"Oh I lied to get you in here."
"YOUSONOFABITCH!"
Gets me laughing every time 🤣🤣🤣
Same XD
lololol
😂😂😂
I'm sans
I read this comment as I got to that part 😂
@@Taejmilienu
@@Taejmiliensame
"you know my brother never saw a human before aside from p*rn" got me dying 💀
"Tell him to kill himself"
"MATE??!"
"Tell him... Don't.. Kill himself"
“Genderless child said don’t kill yourself.”
“Oh, I was just thinking about doing that!”
BUT THEN I CHANGED MY MIND! NYEH HEH HEH!
thats a favorite scene for me... he double takes and that eye is still glowing lmfao
1:26:33 I always think that sans's voice would make a great narration voice for any animal documentary, and then twist it to be comedic or funny with the way how he does it in these animation series.
“They seen some shit. They seen comrades die.”
Great scene
"Holy shits lads look at that cheetah and their cheetos"
@@AnIrishLad2013 holy shit lads ima go say hello to those lads shal we lads and mabye we can get some of their cheetos
Frisk: HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS, ARE YOU GOD?!
Sans: Pretty much mate.
(⌐■ ⌣ ■)
☞ ☞
(⌐■_■)
You will never believe this but I just paused at this wxact place in the 2h long video just to see if someone posted about it and youre second
@@xavierguilbault1800 I loved this shit when it first came out, especially with all the music actually in it.
Also Sans has to be like my favorite character in this, his voice is just too perfect and if I had a friend that sounded like him I'd be rolling on the floor daily.
Am I right lads or am I right lads?
@@rblx2341_6 You are right lad!!
"You'll get that beach body in no time!"
"Really?"
"No, but do it anyway"😂
“How do I look?”
“Fucking Awful”
“My friend helped pick this dress out for me”
“Was your friend blind?”
💀
It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits
@T3MM13 well temmie showed up, how was college?
I always think of this randomly lol
@@Bee-45000hol up didn't temmie DIE???
in the corner
My mom got me a shirt that said that
Even though its not really for kids, that didn't stop a young me waiting for new episodes to come out like it was Netflix
It sure as hell taught me humor lmao
Lmao same
Man I’m a kid and this shit is funny as fuck
57:58 "please scream for dramatic effect"
"Oh, guess I'll have to now"
"AUH-"
A-well this place is
Undertale but british
That’s Scottish, right lads?
@@ScytheledgendsYT
Am I right lads or am I right lads?
You are right lad
@@slimeboy_64 stole my thunder >:/
Fr
I was asleep for half of this thinking it was a fever dream
Lol
Bro same
Bet you feel like how frisk felt at the start of the video huh?
@@Phoenix-kn8uk Yep! A talking flower and everything
I'm AWAKE for this, and it's still a fever dream.
NYEHEHEHEH KILL ME -Papyrus
Real
Real, best quote
Chara: *gladly =)*
@@chavianpileta6855OOOOHHHHHH-
@@chavianpileta6855 * player: *gladly =)*
meet the cast:
scottshit sans
suicide rates up alphys
please disassemble papyrus
weird cat girl fish undyne
thirsty for snails thoriel
and netflix and kill flowey.
And alcoholic frisk
And freaky Monster Kid
LAD
“thoriel” HAHAHAHAHHAHA nice one
netflix and kill is actually so creative XD
I don’t know why, but flowey useing Childs parents as his roof made me laugh way to hard
HELP IM DYING BECAUSE AT 5:00 CHILD SAYS "i gotta get home soon or my dads gonna beat me and i dont wanna miss that."
YES LADS
GENDERLESS child, thank you.
@@SansTheSkeleton209YES LADS
Ahem it's a genderless child
"Well, hello Mr. Genderless child!"
"That doesn't make sense. The whole point of it is that I'm genderless meaning I'm neither mr. or mrs. I'm a mysteryyyyy! ... End my life."
23:49 "oh hey there, bone face skeleton dude who buys free drinks and stuff"
"Good thanks mate
😂
@@Sansthelazybones2015 hey there buddy chum pal
@@SansTheSkeleton209 friend amigo I gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there
Am i drunk or did my skeleton leave me body?
@@Tottally-real-demoman probably drunk m8 knowing you
"A plane with motion sickness? How did you even get the job!?"
"With my mouth!" 💀
“Of course” -_-
Timestamp?
I remember these videos when they released years back, at that time funniest shit I've ever seen. But now definitely one of the funniest things after all those years.
Same here, now I can understand all the jokes properly and such. Funny damn series
Sameee
" HADOKIN"got me crying and dying 😂 1:00
It was so outta Pocket and good
@@toxicscorpion5065 True XD
Moral combat?
21:50 the first appearance of a lad
“Am I right lads or am I right lads” - -_-
@@Aguywhoisweird”You are Right lad” - 🙂
R.I.P Lad he was a real lad
Edit: GUYS I'M FAMOUS!
Edit: Why you guys arguing in the comments?
R.I.P
You are right, lad.
Facts lad
@@Underfell_sandd it's lad mate not bro.
Lad 🗾
7:55 “ I SHAT ME SELF “
Iconic line
deep quote of the decade
28:43 "NO!! MY FREE VODKA!!"
34:07
"whats the difference between a skeleton and a baby?"
"?"
"I don't set the skeleton on fire"
i fucking love this
"FROHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"It's based on a true story"
"Jokes on him i have a chocolate bar"
Can I have some?
child: *yoinks the chocolate bar*
Takes the chocolate bar from the kid and eats it
Flowey: HEY
@@sodypop12017That part made me laugh lol
2:29 "Sorry to hear about your divorce... call me-"
*video cuts to the next scene*
2:27
"A plane with motion sickness? How did you even get a job?"
"With my mouth"
after watching this in one sitting, i have found peace in this world. My third eye has opened and i have become enlitened to the true meaning of life.
I hope that one day, you too will become enlightened and join me in undertale heaven.
Oh, whats the meaning of life you ask? Well lets just say "you are right lad"
Now farewell mortals, i wish you nothing but peace.
You are right lad!
You are right lad!
You are right lad!
You are right lad!
No.
Chains are stupid.
1:03:58 well that just got terrifying
Fr omg 😢
33:57 Sans with a katana is honestly intimidating and funny at the same time lol
“You little shit, I’m gonna stab you so hard!”
“Froggit”
“Oh they’s so cute just kiddin mate”
Really the whole scene is great
Frisk: 'I'm also vegan, you should know that 🙄'
Also Frisk: 'THEY BETTER HAVE CHICKEN STRIPS IN THERE I SWEAR-'
Forgot their own writing, LoL!
Also said they could go for KFC and McDonald's lmao
Frisk got so hungry they didn’t care about anything
Most vegans be like:
@spooderderg4077De-Veganize ray!
Love Scott pilgrim
58:17 acurate TRUE LAB expirience
Ha true