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  • @majorkill
    @majorkill Рік тому +78

    If only Konrad had 50% off his first Hello Fresh Box, maybe he could have been saved...
    Probably not but a man can dream, pick up your first box here : strms.net/MajorkillHelloFreshJulyYT
    Or use code POGMAJORJUL50 (should auto apply from the link)

  • @BastoGhost
    @BastoGhost Рік тому +833

    The emperor : "I ll directly intervene to make sure that Guilliman has a good childhood"
    Malcador : "What about Angron sir ?"
    The emperor : "Who ?"

    • @andreasnielsen732
      @andreasnielsen732 Рік тому +24

      Brilliant! xD

    • @DeathMessenger1988
      @DeathMessenger1988 Рік тому +70

      I'm assuming that the Emperor could only find and help a FEW of the Primarchs, like Alpharius, Horus, Magnus and Guilliman. Otherwise, it wouldn't have taken years to find all of them if he knew where ALL of them had winded up from the start.

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill Рік тому +23

      Or Mortarion, or Kurze.... yeah. :p

    • @marcearlsantos9027
      @marcearlsantos9027 11 місяців тому +37

      Theres also a Plot hole that Angron was located near Ultramar Sector. So in Essence, Guilliman could have saved Angron. If Ultramar started conquering nearby worlds, there was a chance Agnron could have been saved. But then again, the whole dark eldar wounded Angron enough to be captured was just a stupid plot to make Angron traitor due to the nails.

    • @skissn347
      @skissn347 11 місяців тому +16

      Malcador: your fucking son
      The Emperor: hush hush

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 Рік тому +1481

    Rogal Dorn was raised by his surrogate grandfather who adopted him into the House of Dorn in Inwit and he fondly held his grandpa's blanket as a memento even though he became a massive man towering above humans and Space Marines.

    • @houseadams4841
      @houseadams4841 Рік тому +235

      Rogal Dorn had a blanky…
      Me too…
      We’re just alike..

    • @houseadams4841
      @houseadams4841 Рік тому +122

      Rogal Dorn had a blanky.??
      So did I…. We’re… we’re just alike.

    • @rykehuss3435
      @rykehuss3435 Рік тому +47

      Heresy. Custodes, apprehend this man immediately.

    • @csmrookie9600
      @csmrookie9600 Рік тому +14

      :)

    • @KaiserAfini
      @KaiserAfini Рік тому +75

      Dorn was a man who felt deep rage and devotion. But his greatest characteristic is that he had the self discipline to try to rise above his demons. I think part of it is due to Inwit's need of an utilitarian mindset, but I think also in great part due to his grandpa's example.

  • @BeefyGreek
    @BeefyGreek Рік тому +70

    Vulkan: raising a horrifically deadly animal because he wants to boop the snoot

  • @saulgonzalez3305
    @saulgonzalez3305 Рік тому +507

    Important point is that Bobby G was the only one of them to have a Dad & a Mom, as Teresha Euten was the Chamberlain of the Palaca but c'mon, she was as close as a motherly figure as they get. Also, she was the only parent figure of a Primarch to survive until the Heresy, and one of the few people able to tell a Primarch "You are being a stupid asshole" to the face. I think it informs greatly of Guilliman's character the fact that he had that figure growing up AND being a General of a Galactic Conquest.

    • @BM-wf9uf
      @BM-wf9uf Рік тому +47

      It's a shame we never got confirmation of what eventually happened to her.
      Konrad Curze nearly killed her but she was save by Vulkan at the last minute.
      Last we hear of her is she's on a ship trying to escape the planet and the ship was boarded by Night Lords...

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 Рік тому +120

      Teresha: "Robute you are looking so thin. Are you eating well? I will make sure to get you some vegetables in your next meal."
      Robute: "Mom please, you are embarrassing me in front of my brothers."
      Vulkan: "I too would like some vegetables."

    • @123456789123456789re
      @123456789123456789re Рік тому +55

      Fulgrim had a mom and dad too, but he grew up in poverty since his parents could barely keep themselves alive. They passed away by the time he joined the great crusade. He had fond memories of them, and even understands that they gave him all that they could.

    • @KCUFyoufordoxingme
      @KCUFyoufordoxingme Рік тому +10

      Well, Logar's pop pop definitely did.

    • @matheusgarcia2825
      @matheusgarcia2825 Рік тому +24

      ​@@GhostBear3067Even though I know it's a joke, I find this line extremely plausible within a conversation involving these three.
      Especially the way Vulkan casually and politely responds, "I want some too" 😂😂😂

  • @ZetatheSixth
    @ZetatheSixth Рік тому +795

    Can we get art commissions of all the primarchs as kids? Seeing Lion go ape-mode on a chaos beast is cool. I'm sure the others would be as well.

    • @crxcify1x
      @crxcify1x Рік тому +60

      you could, you know, pay for the commission yourself.

    • @richardthomas9497
      @richardthomas9497 Рік тому +34

      After listening to some of Primarchs' childhood from The Amber King, I thought about making artwork of their childhood.

    • @maltheri9833
      @maltheri9833 Рік тому

      ​@crxcify1x Majorkill is the one with the patreon full of hentai. Instead of commissioning nude Eldar how about something cool jackass

    • @MemeLordCrusader
      @MemeLordCrusader Рік тому +24

      ​@@crxcify1xartist want a LOT of money

    • @daveeol1987
      @daveeol1987 Рік тому +1

      ​@MemeLordCrusader how much us a commission

  • @Megalordsalmon
    @Megalordsalmon Рік тому +101

    “It’s hard to think of the primarchs as children” Perty and Fulgrim exist.

  • @ltcinsane
    @ltcinsane Рік тому +306

    I kind of wondered if part of the reason the Lion hated Konrad Cruze so much was because Cruze was a dark reflection of himself. They both grew up feral after all only there was no Luther to civilize Cruze.

    • @daddymothmaster2920
      @daddymothmaster2920 Рік тому +85

      In the short story 'Savage Weapons' The Lion says that he always thought he and Curze should've been the closest due to their similarly solitary & savage upbringing. It seemed like he was more sad than anything that they ended up on opposite sides of the heresy.

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 Рік тому +43

      @@daddymothmaster2920perhaps pity for brother twisted by an isolation he himself was saved from. The rivalry with Leman is interesting as both were feral boys that were later civilized (yet one extroverted and the other extremely introverted)

    • @huntermad5668
      @huntermad5668 Рік тому +44

      ​@@gideonmele1556
      The reflection is more than that. Both wore masks to hide their true self.
      The introvert, The Lion barely knew how to handle human interactions led to terrible decisions. His mask is the knight image as He felt more at home in the forrest of Caliban among the beasts.
      The extrovert, the Wolf King knew everything about human interactions. His mask is the barbarian pesona to hide the extremely refined man inside.
      Actually, the hidden aspects of them are iconic image of each others in public mind

    • @kharnt.betrayer2946
      @kharnt.betrayer2946 Рік тому

      The reason Corax was scared of Curze was because he thought the only difference between him and Curze was a handful of adult influences vs. no influences at all.
      If Corax had landed on Nostramo and Curze on Deliverance each would probably have turned out like the other.

    • @ianharrison5758
      @ianharrison5758 Рік тому +29

      The lion felt kinship with Konrad bc they both grew up alone.
      Corvus Corax is the one with that dynamic with Curze. They are both made to slip between shadows as a blade in the dark, for Corax the hatred comes from the fact he sees himself within Konrad and that worries him, the idea of losing himself to depravity.
      Curze hates Corax because he is his superior reflection, and hated that while he haunted the night, Corax owned it.

  • @DahLekKnight
    @DahLekKnight Рік тому +46

    Clonegrim: I was born in a bucket then raised by my son to be a paperweight in a museum world of paperweights.

  • @Eta_Carinae__
    @Eta_Carinae__ Рік тому +25

    Pert had his bouts of amnesia as a child probably because his mind being able to instantly know everything about literally anything he looked at, had huge surges of knowledge that overhwhelmed him, and his mind likely tried to accomodate by dumping all his memories.

  • @ahmedshaharyarejaz9886
    @ahmedshaharyarejaz9886 Рік тому +49

    If Guilliman had been adopted by Forest Raiders than he would have become the greatest Guerilla Warfare master ever.

    • @bennyang2200
      @bennyang2200 Рік тому +11

      would have turned forest raiders into a stellar empire.
      while other primarchs play company of heroes.
      guilliman plays sim city. he was always diplomacy over warfare.

    • @EruCoolGuy
      @EruCoolGuy 11 днів тому

      @@bennyang2200 he plays excel

  • @doom1609
    @doom1609 Рік тому +113

    It’s a little known fact that Medusa is as close, if not alrighty closer, to the Eye of Terror as Caliban. The Lion had to grow up and deal with Chaos-mutated beasts, and therefore I believe that the mech-wraiths, zombie cyborgs, technical constructs, and corrupted AIs Ferrus grew up fighting could all be products of Warp corruption

    • @kelakogreenaddict1888
      @kelakogreenaddict1888 Рік тому +7

      Vashtorr land

    • @doom1609
      @doom1609 Рік тому +1

      @@kelakogreenaddict1888 HA kinda

    • @warthog_almighty
      @warthog_almighty Рік тому +17

      Ferrus probably had the most interesting childhood. I imagine him, deep with active volcanoes, often times surrounded by magma. Sometimes in barren canyons, that are sandblasted by vicious winds. Even in deep underground chambers, illuminated by ancient green lights, fighting off long forgotten AI constructs. And of course, occasionally picking up the trail of the great wyrm Asirnoth.
      One can imagine all the knowledge he learned in these technological caverns left by the Necrons or from the Golden Age of Mankind.

    • @bee5440
      @bee5440 Рік тому +4

      Chaos corrupted necron tech...

    • @doom1609
      @doom1609 Рік тому +4

      @@warthog_almighty fucking cool right???

  • @user-cp2wc8qd5r
    @user-cp2wc8qd5r Рік тому +741

    A video on how each of the pre-heresy primarchs would react in Guilliman’s position would be pretty cool ngl.

    • @ThomasL12.
      @ThomasL12. Рік тому +56

      Goodluck on your quest. You will persevere one day

    • @trimeerious4349
      @trimeerious4349 Рік тому +31

      Thank you brother , I was slow this day

    • @user-cp2wc8qd5r
      @user-cp2wc8qd5r Рік тому +26

      @@trimeerious4349It is an honour to continue your quest battle brother.

    • @browniechann88blackie55
      @browniechann88blackie55 Рік тому +4

      I'm pretty sure there's a line horus says about the lion reminding him who's the 1st legion primarch it's in the book where he speaks with a remembrancer of dealing with his brothers after his ascension to warmaster

    • @JammesJack-td6gv
      @JammesJack-td6gv Рік тому +1

      Yup

  • @crimcrusader8459
    @crimcrusader8459 Рік тому +78

    That little girl who got accosted by the guard that was subsequently slain by Corvus Corax is actually Nasturi Ephrenia, who would not only be a sister-figure to Corvus Corax but would later grow up to become the Shipmaster of the Raven Guard Legion's Battle Barge called 'Avenger'.

  • @kenyabrunson4985
    @kenyabrunson4985 Рік тому +12

    Vulkan had a menagerie of pets that he would boop on the snoot.
    Adoptive parents: Vulkan, nooooooo!

  • @warthog_almighty
    @warthog_almighty Рік тому +102

    We need drawings of all primarchs depicting their childhood

    • @richardthomas9497
      @richardthomas9497 Рік тому +8

      I've been thinking of doing some of my own.

    • @chasegriffin5205
      @chasegriffin5205 Рік тому +2

      Agreed 💯

    • @Wolfbroa
      @Wolfbroa 10 місяців тому

      Would love to see one of Russ and wolves in a cave eating some giant polar bear

  • @matthewjensen5522
    @matthewjensen5522 Рік тому +251

    How each pre-heresy primarch would react to the current imperium when placed in Gullimans shoes would be a cool video idea

  • @snipersougo13
    @snipersougo13 Рік тому +6

    Did they look like Toddlers and did they have to learn to walk.
    Cause the thought of baby Sanguinius crawling towards a Scorpion and slapping it dead amuses me immensely

  • @Cornerboy73
    @Cornerboy73 Рік тому +46

    That Lion vs Lion painting is incredible ❤

  • @maxshymkiv2200
    @maxshymkiv2200 Рік тому +57

    And don't forget that Gulliman had something that no other primarch had as far as I know - Gullimom

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 Рік тому +104

    6:38 In Roboutian Heresy, Konrad Curze was raised by a loving mother and he never became The Night Haunter because of her love and influence.

    • @rheinejustinneroldan252
      @rheinejustinneroldan252 Рік тому +27

      Also, in the Roboutian Heresy, Angron was never attacked by an Eldar kill team and never received the butcher's nails

    • @stratigangames508
      @stratigangames508 Рік тому +19

      I love the Roboutian Heresy. Although they did my boy Vulcan dirty.

    • @powerofthecard8674
      @powerofthecard8674 Рік тому +3

      @@stratigangames508what happened to Vulcan?

    • @indrickboreale7381
      @indrickboreale7381 Рік тому +14

      @@powerofthecard8674 Vulcan became very arrogant, because he learned about his perpentual status early on

    • @csmrookie9600
      @csmrookie9600 Рік тому +10

      He realized he was immortal early on, which gave him a god complex.

  • @CallsignYukiMizuki
    @CallsignYukiMizuki Рік тому +314

    Majorkill is the kind of guy that would make a better parent than the Emperor and Malcador to the Primarchs

    • @SafetyBriefer
      @SafetyBriefer Рік тому +57

      Low bar to clear.

    • @michaelwright3332
      @michaelwright3332 Рік тому +17

      As a father, it's all about teaching, love, guiding. Idk I think MK would be a pretty good dad.

    • @SineEyed
      @SineEyed Рік тому +29

      I think Timmy might disagree..

    • @jasperzanovich2504
      @jasperzanovich2504 Рік тому +4

      That's not saying much.

    • @konradkruz7182
      @konradkruz7182 Рік тому +5

      quite not the hardest challenge in the galaxy

  • @OneReallyGrumpyJill
    @OneReallyGrumpyJill Рік тому +5

    Literally nobody:
    Perty, up in a mountain somewhere: "Fuck, I can think! FUCK!"

  • @wolflordgio6320
    @wolflordgio6320 Рік тому +16

    Russ,Sanguinius and The Lions backstory are the best imo.

  • @LRodz279
    @LRodz279 Рік тому +95

    A video on how each Primarch would fair against a true Krork would be nice

    • @JammesJack-td6gv
      @JammesJack-td6gv Рік тому +32

      Pretty terribly i imagine sense the beast that killed vulkan was only a half krok and that motherfucker nearly destroyed the imperium so bar sanguinias or magnus they would all die

    • @LRodz279
      @LRodz279 Рік тому +5

      @@JammesJack-td6gv And how would the primarchs fair against the half krork

    • @JammesJack-td6gv
      @JammesJack-td6gv Рік тому +24

      @@LRodz279 fairly well actually the usual weaklings like lorgar and alike would die but we have to consider the fact that while vulkan is the strongest primarch that does not mean that his the best at combat i think alot of the primarchs would fair alot better than him but still a few would die

    • @olorin3815
      @olorin3815 Рік тому +5

      Well .. i would actually consider all the primarch to still be kids rly sure they are fully grown physically but thats supposed to be only half of their being other half is supposed to be warp based and they dont rly show many of those abilities only recently corvus seems to have awakened his warp side and fking beat the shit out of lorgar so ... fully developed primarch with his earp side i would say can beat a krork otherwise they get rekt by a full krork

    • @sakomanlee
      @sakomanlee Рік тому +3

      Depending on the narrative, it seems like GW is comfortable with the idea that each and every Primarch could lose a fight to me right after a good cry, and then bitch-slapping Superman one week later.

  • @MultiTequilaSunrise
    @MultiTequilaSunrise Рік тому +29

    Love the way this man does so many commissions. He's out here walking the walk and talking the talk, spreading out the wealth, and paying people what they're worth. Majorkill deserves a man of the year award

  • @trimeerious4349
    @trimeerious4349 Рік тому +129

    Getting s viceo about how each of the pre heresy priamrchs would have reacted to being in guillimans situation as imperial regent would be pretty cool ngl , seeing how each primarhc reacts to and deals with the current imperium

  • @jwb590
    @jwb590 Рік тому +11

    Angron’s and Roboute’s childhoods were basically the same as Megamind and Metroman, respectively

  • @thatonekriegguardsmen6140
    @thatonekriegguardsmen6140 Рік тому +41

    A video covering each chapter master of the first founding chapters
    would be cool

  • @BM-wf9uf
    @BM-wf9uf Рік тому +40

    The fact The Emperor intervened in Guilliman's childhood proves to me that he knew at least a few of the Primarchs would stay loyal during the Heresy.

    • @Pass_The_Remote
      @Pass_The_Remote Рік тому +12

      I've come to the conclusion that Big E knew the heresy would happen, there was no preventing it, but he needed certain Primarchs loyal to at least give humanity a chance.

    • @ggavalon5803
      @ggavalon5803 Рік тому +18

      @@Pass_The_Remote Well yeah, isn't it accepted that the big E knew whoever he appointed war master would turn traitor, which is why the lion (the obvious best candidate) didn't get the title.

    • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
      @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 6 місяців тому

      Then Magnus ruined everything by destroying the web way project. Shoulda just turned traitor with Horus instead of trying to “help” his father.

  • @omega-xk4gj
    @omega-xk4gj Рік тому +8

    Big E whenever a Primarch is in Trouble: I Ded
    Big E when Guilliman is in Trouble:
    *REAL SHIT*

    • @MrDMSir
      @MrDMSir Рік тому

      The back up man.

    • @kuafer3687
      @kuafer3687 Рік тому

      It's not that clear if it was the Emperor's intervention or Konor's own foresight though

    • @MrDMSir
      @MrDMSir Рік тому

      @@kuafer3687 It was definitely intervention. Konor receives visions of a man in bronze armour.

  • @jonathan6401
    @jonathan6401 Рік тому +171

    How each pre-heresy primarch would react to the current imperium when placed in Gullimans shoes would be s cool video idea

  • @michaelkean5969
    @michaelkean5969 Рік тому +16

    i think one of the many problems with the Primarchs was that they grew up too quickly.
    the emperor designed them to reach full maturity unfathomably quickly. this i feel is where the emperor went wrong because this has left the Primarchs so emotionally stunted. They may be ultra badass Demi-gods but at the end of the day they all have the minds of children because all of their raw emotions are amplified.
    i also have a feeling that the Emperor intervened in Gulliman's origin's because he forseaw the empire that Gulliman would build and he knew that he could potentially rival the Imperium himself.

    • @wosandberg
      @wosandberg Рік тому +8

      "Who knew having a more stable childhood with caring parent(s) and guidance during the formative child-adolescent years would have a positive impact on their development?!" Good job Big E & Malcador

  • @irishspartanstudios
    @irishspartanstudios Рік тому +2

    Now I can't stop thinking about a traitorous Guilliman with this twisted evil Robinhood theme. Adopted by those aforementioned forest folk instead. Imagine chaos or traitor guilliman, with his classic organizational skills and blue tone, but now make him a mutated freak of nature in the face weilding an immense power bow-possibly of Intarec design. He could have had a Robinhood-like journey of tearing the rich from their decadence, but his desire to bring the powerful down put him in conflict with the Emperor, and he fought agaisnt him. In a battle, let's say, against a loyalist Mortarian, he is about to die but pulls a Magnus and cries out for chaos to save him. Nurgle or Khorne answers and horrible twisted plants begin springing from Guilliman, and from a cloud of noxious fumes a new vulpine face replaces Guilliman's scarred human one.
    Hrod Guilliman! Daemon Prince of Nurgel. Primarch of the Ultrahunters Traitor/Chaos Astartes Legion.

  • @argiedude3762
    @argiedude3762 Рік тому +1

    Emperor: Here Robot Gman, have a good childhood.
    Angron: Can I have one too?
    Emperor: No, go clean the toilet

  • @TheNeiven
    @TheNeiven Рік тому +14

    Gman may have had a cool dad
    But his mom! How could you not mention her! ;P
    A crime that can only be absolved by making a movie about her.

  • @anotter321
    @anotter321 Рік тому +5

    Did anyone else see that frame of the seagull or is that just me 0:01

  • @XXMatt0040XX
    @XXMatt0040XX Рік тому +6

    As a Gull, thank you for finally, after 3 years, addressing me as the annoying bird I am.

  • @crowe117
    @crowe117 Рік тому +6

    That's awesome you commissioned some original 40k art!

  • @eoingaskin
    @eoingaskin 10 місяців тому +2

    Imagine, you're a strong warrior or thug, no one dares test your might and all offer you payments of food and flesh to keep themselves safe from your wrath, then one day, while you're walking around acting like a tough guy, you see a fissure open up in the ground, and out of it crawls a literal toddler, lava dripping from it's tiny frame as it prepares to kill the nearest thing for food.
    Wtf are you meant to do in that moment?

  • @RadishDoctor
    @RadishDoctor 3 дні тому

    Leman Russ spending time learning how not to be a wolf - *Press X to doubt*

  • @TexasRy
    @TexasRy 10 місяців тому +2

    Love It "Little Tarzan", absolutely love the story about The Lion and Caliban and how they battled the monsters and eventually found by the Imperium, part of the Horus Heresy, great story!

  • @Saurophaganax1931
    @Saurophaganax1931 14 днів тому

    It’s hard to imagine Kor Phaeron beating Lorgar and acrually causing him pain. That’s like punching a man-shaped diamond coated in titanium, then coated again in tungsten and then wrapped in Kevlar. You’re not going to do much damage.

  • @spacejunk2186
    @spacejunk2186 Рік тому +5

    A video on how each Primarch would celebrate Christmas would be cool!

  • @Overanalyse_This
    @Overanalyse_This Місяць тому +1

    Well you have had a huge positive impact on my life. I had lost the use of both of my hands as a child. The other day, i had UA-cam and autoplay. When i saw that one of your vids would play next, i focused all of my effort and jammed a finger all the way down each earhole.

  • @1ronpenguin
    @1ronpenguin Рік тому +4

    I can't believe that artwork it's so cool!!! Thanks so much for commissioning it, and supporting artists! I'm sure they appreciate it, and I do too lol!

  • @im2randomghgh
    @im2randomghgh Рік тому +5

    The primarch backstories are super vague about how long their childhoods last and how anyone ever mistook them for human eh?

  • @Flannel-Channel8837
    @Flannel-Channel8837 Рік тому +12

    You know those growing pains you had as a kid. What kinda agony did the primarch go through

    • @antonioj700
      @antonioj700 Рік тому

      What pains are you talking lmao? I never had pain during my childhood tf you on😂😂😂

    • @Flannel-Channel8837
      @Flannel-Channel8837 Рік тому +3

      @@antonioj700 the aching pain you would feel In your legs and arm as you growing

    • @antonioj700
      @antonioj700 Рік тому

      @@Flannel-Channel8837 never had any tbh.

    • @chigozirimudeagwu6749
      @chigozirimudeagwu6749 3 місяці тому

      Lucky 😢

    • @vanilla-strawberry
      @vanilla-strawberry 2 місяці тому +1

      I ended up 12" taller than the average woman in my country, from ages 10-12 I went from 4'11" to 5'9 before my growth slowed down a bit. My legs and joints hurt SO MUCH, I was constantly sleep deprived because it kept me awake at night. I can't imagine growing to 10' tall, the AGONY omg. And how hungry they must've been!!

  • @emilioochoa2862
    @emilioochoa2862 Рік тому +8

    Honestly I think angron gets shot on the most and it's not even his fault, at least not most of it. I blame the Eldar for the galaxies biggest problems from slannesh to angron.

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 Рік тому

      The Heresy was inevitable. Had Angron not fallen to Khorne another Primarch would have fallen instead

    • @lokensicarius9347
      @lokensicarius9347 Рік тому

      @@christiandauz3742 Nothing is inevitable, the Emperor certainly didn't think so, that's just smoke and mirrors chaos spews to trap people within "fate" and prophecy that they hold all the winning threads to.

    • @mcarrowtime7095
      @mcarrowtime7095 Рік тому +3

      You have to realize that angron’s Primarchs power allowed him to essentially lessen the effects of extreme emotion, negating the corrupting influence of two of the gods. Essentially, if angron hadn’t fallen he would’ve been influential in preventing the fall of Primarchs such as perterabo, sanguinius, mortarion, and possibly magnus as angron would act as a calming influence for his brothers.

    • @Brother_O4TS
      @Brother_O4TS Рік тому

      ​@@christiandauz3742 Sangiunius

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 Рік тому

      @@Brother_O4TS
      Yup, and that ensures Chaos easily wins the Heresy
      There is no good outcome for Warhammer. Just the lesser of two evils

  • @kingofwhispers
    @kingofwhispers Рік тому +1

    Majorkill is sure to have Vulkan's physique by the end of the year.

  • @BenYork-UBY
    @BenYork-UBY Рік тому +1

    2:12 that artwork is dope as hell

  • @dudeboydudeboy-zj8kd
    @dudeboydudeboy-zj8kd Рік тому +4

    A video of the relationship between terrain born astartes and their non-terran born brothers and primarch

  • @DJSkittles365
    @DJSkittles365 8 місяців тому

    The Emperor should've sent a handful of his Custodies to assist and protect his primarchs, shadow them and only intervene if a threat to great for them to handle.

  • @LupercalRising
    @LupercalRising Рік тому +3

    Hard to imagine the Khan landing on Chemos and Fulgrim on Chogoris. A Slaanesh Khan would have been epic though

  • @theworldsgreatestjidiot9667
    @theworldsgreatestjidiot9667 Рік тому +1

    It makes way too much sense that Rogal Dorn would have a comfort blankie

  • @SafetyBriefer
    @SafetyBriefer Рік тому +1

    Omegon's color scheme is the best.

  • @emperorehryn2370
    @emperorehryn2370 Рік тому +1

    How did Majorkill spend his childhood or did he just pop out 5'4'', painting mini's with his umbilical cord juice.

  • @thouwilltarot8916
    @thouwilltarot8916 Рік тому +1

    A few dozen videos later and I realise how cool and slick you are. Oh I have yoour Night Lord now, I use him as an exalted champion.

  • @cantonlowlifemedia
    @cantonlowlifemedia Рік тому +44

    I would argue that the Lion didn't have a shit childhood. Playing in the forest with nobody to tell you what to do while being powerful enough to never be in any real danger? Sounds like a blast to me, especially me as a kid!

    • @JammesJack-td6gv
      @JammesJack-td6gv Рік тому +12

      Weren't there a shit ton chaos deamon monsters around each strong enough to kill him

    • @nobleman9393
      @nobleman9393 Рік тому +22

      He in fact was in danger.

    • @chrisbarrett8377
      @chrisbarrett8377 Рік тому +14

      "Haha, I'm in danger" was probably a daily reality for him for at least a few decades id imagine

    • @cantonlowlifemedia
      @cantonlowlifemedia Рік тому

      @@nobleman9393 was he? Seems as though he made it through just fine. That would imply that there was no threat beyond his ability. Therefore he wasn't in any real danger

    • @raptorxrise5386
      @raptorxrise5386 Рік тому +8

      @@cantonlowlifemedia All we know is he hunted SOME chaos beasts. He mostly had to hide from the bigger ones. Despite what Konrads origin would have you believe, primarchs are in fact, not immortal

  • @coldcyan6933
    @coldcyan6933 Рік тому +1

    another day, another majorkill primarch video.

  • @fluffly3606
    @fluffly3606 Рік тому +1

    I initially read the title as "How did each Primarch speed their childhood" and thought it was entirely about Jaghatai

  • @florilaan
    @florilaan Рік тому

    I enjoy every new way you take the piss on the lost Primarchs

  • @blazeburner303
    @blazeburner303 Рік тому +1

    I like the fact that great crusade era primarchs are essentially teenagers in massive titan killing bodies

  • @kennycai8695
    @kennycai8695 Рік тому +2

    I guess I can share some trivial stuff about the upbringing of the Primarchs. Trivial, yes, but you can try using them to flex over your friends if you wish. (Long comment ahead, you have been warned)
    Lion El'Jonson - There's a big "what if" factor between the Lion and Luther, since new lore has established that Luther lost his family (his wife and daughter) prior to meeting the Lion. Which both explains a lot, and adds more questions into the mix.
    Fulgrim - Fulgrim is the only known Primarch to have been married in canon, multiple times in fact. Unfortunately, since none of his spouses were transcendent beings like him, it did play into feeding Fulgrim's pride and distance from humanity.
    Perturabo - Contrary to common perception, there was one person that did try to reach out to him: his foster sister Calliphone. Following in 40K tradition, it all went to heck in a handbasket when Olympia revolted, and Calliphone was on the rebels' side (and Perty personally strangling her after she called him out on his BS).
    Jaghatai Khan - The Khan's disagreement with the Emperor was kind of already hinted before He found him. "You're the strongest, no one to oppose you, so all you do is build bigger walls". The Emperor retiring to work on his Webway project could have been the catalyst to corrupt the Khan, but luckily for us, the Khan had the maturity and sense not to give in.
    Leman Russ - We never did definitely find out what happened to Freki and Geri, the name of Russ' wolf brothers. We know one of them is dead, murder at the hands of Magnus during the Burning of Prospero, but no names were given. We do know one has a black pelt, the other a white one.
    Rogal Dorn - Inwit was described as an interstellar empire, not unlike Ultramar, so it's kind of surprising 40K has not explored this place yet. Although, given that Violeta Roskavler, a High Lord and the current Master of the Administratum, is from Inwit, we may get to see more of this place in the future (and maybe Rogal's return, but who am I kidding).
    Konrad Curze - The really messed up thing was that Konrad literally ATE his first kill's brains, and through that, learned through the dead person's memories just how much of a hellish landscape Nostramo truly is.
    Sanguinius - Surprisingly for the most popular loyalist Primarch, we actually know very little about Sanguinius' childhood and upbringing beyond a passage describing how he landed on Baal, was nearly executed for his wings, and how he ascended to the leader of the human tribes until the Emperor showed up.
    Ferrus Manus - Another "what if" scenario in play, except that Ferrus was found first by the humans on Medusa instead of confronting whatever he did that ended up with his literal iron hands. Perhaps it would have saved his life when facing Fulgrim, getting some help instead of doing it all by himself.
    Angron - The Butcher's Nails were implanted as punishment when Angron refused to kill his adoptive father. Contrary to belief, pre-Butcher's Nails Angron was very bro-tier to his fellow enslaved gladiators, and was even a psyker who used his powers to absorb their nightmares so they can sleep well. The Butcher's Nails definitely removed that portion of his brain, creating the berserker we know and fear today.
    Roboute Guilliman - The irony of the Hexarchy coup that occurred after Guilliman took control of the Senatorium Imperialis was that this was the plot that ended the life of Guilliman's adoptive father, Konor. The goal was the same, a group of disgruntled nobles upset that their power and privileges were taken away, so they seek to regain it through force. Guilliman KNEW it was coming, and just let them go about (and fail), hence why he did not change the entire High Lords lineup.
    Mortarion - Mortarion is the one Primarch we can confirm that was (technically) raised by xenos. Necare, the Overlord of Barbarus was said to be some kind of alien that wielded necromantic powers, which solidified Mortarion's hate for psychic abilities, since he hated the person. Necare's soul is currently held prisoner by the now-ascended Daemon Prince.
    Magnus - The ironic thing is that even though the Emperor warned Magnus constantly about the dangers of the Warp, what the Inquisition currently knows about the nature of the Eye of Terror came from manuscripts written by Magnus himself, which the Prosperans call "the Great Ocean".
    Horus - The name we are familiar with the Archtraitor is actually his "kill name", a cultural trait with the gangs of Cthonia. The Primarch's first name was "Nergui", which meant "no name" in Mongolian (ironic, considering which Primarch got the Mongolian motif in his design).
    Lorgar - Another messed up upbringing, cause Kor Phaeron had planned to "un-alive" Lorgar if he was no longer of use to him, since it's kind of hinted that Kor Phaeron knew Lorgar was something beyond human. Why Lorgar refused to kill him after all the mistreatment he took under Kor Phaeron's "care" is a mystery.
    Vulkan - Another "what if" scenario if instead of being adopted, Vulkan did end up thrown into a volcano for being a bad omen. Chaos fanboys would have a field day if compassion can be used to corrupt more followers to their side.
    Corvus Corax - Guilliman is not the only Primarch who grew up with maternal figures. The most prominent one is a surrogate older sister, Nasturi Ephrenia, who can get away with talking down to Corax. She worked as a shipmaster during the Great Crusade, but given 10 millennia has passed, I do not foresee her surviving to the present day.
    Alpharius Omegon - Another Primarch whose limelight was stolen by freaking Horus. Horus may have been the most public face of the Heresy, but it was Lorgar was tempted by the Ruinous Powers first. Similarly, Horus was always established as the first Primarch discovered in official canon, but Alpharius' new backstory says otherwise. We may never know.

    • @bignasty4874
      @bignasty4874 Рік тому

      Nice little infonuggets. I enjoyed reading your missive.

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 Рік тому +1

    _People's reaction_ to a child that can kill a full grown adult while still a preschooler.
    And then as they grow and keep growing rapidly and keep going till they are giants.
    So they were obviously superhuman to anyone on sight.

  • @abasketofcrutches2955
    @abasketofcrutches2955 Рік тому

    Didn't notice the thumbnail, glad you pointed it out. That's fuckin dope! Next time a giant battlefield with like, 100 people fucking shit with flamethrowers and stuff would be cool too

  • @galenbjorn443
    @galenbjorn443 Рік тому +1

    bro killing daemon lions with his bare hand as a kid

  • @admrlwlvrnlgtngblt
    @admrlwlvrnlgtngblt Рік тому +2

    Bitchin thumbnail!! Very much worth the money!

  • @PvtJLS
    @PvtJLS Рік тому +1

    Anyone see that seagull, or am I finally succumbing to chaos?

  • @Hermitris
    @Hermitris Рік тому +2

    Most powerful successor chapter of each legion

  • @kunalsharma380
    @kunalsharma380 Рік тому +1

    Holy shit. It was guys and GULL all along!

  • @secondarytrollaccount666
    @secondarytrollaccount666 6 місяців тому

    You forgot to mention that konrad ate the bodies of the nostramons he came across to survive and since everyone on nostramo was a murderer of the worst kind, he did the thing where astartes gain memories by eating the brains of their victims and he learned how to brutalize people this way.

  • @TubersAndPotatoes
    @TubersAndPotatoes Рік тому

    Commissar Ciaphas Cain pron artwork is a great idea, given his... conquests

  • @henrisummers6694
    @henrisummers6694 Рік тому +2

    My favourite primork is Ghazghkull.

  • @spencerthompson1393
    @spencerthompson1393 Рік тому +7

    Maybe I’m a little late to this but I still would like a video about Tarashe Euten I fully believe she is the best female character in the setting and needs more of a spotlight because without her I don’t think guilliman would have become the man we love today and I fully believe she’s responsible for that

  • @lUseMyBlade
    @lUseMyBlade Рік тому +1

    How do the traitors repair, maintain and aquire armor and weapons, what is the oldest set of armor still in use and notable traitor marines with unique armor/weapons: Bad Example, Lucious with the LaEr blade and the armor of souls.

  • @saro3212
    @saro3212 Рік тому

    The Lion art is AWESOME!!! Angels roar for the glory of your Lord!!!ROAR!!!

  • @LawDaddy1700
    @LawDaddy1700 11 місяців тому

    “G’day guys and girl” is such an underrated joke 😂😂

  • @Tyanus2
    @Tyanus2 Рік тому +5

    It's not a secret to say that this is a truly epic work of art!

  • @obergfamily9049
    @obergfamily9049 Місяць тому

    I generally don't listen to calls for likes but that one was genuinely convincing and exceedingly brief. You win this round, you upside down beefcake.

  • @monkeykingyo6359
    @monkeykingyo6359 Рік тому +1

    Lion must be completely immune to chaos cause there no way he wasn't eating them after killing the beasts. Growing boy has to eat somethin 🤷‍♂️

  • @MrAbraxus666
    @MrAbraxus666 Рік тому

    RE - Alpharius. Did he really though? When the book starts with "Everything contained within is a lie"

  • @sirsponge9633
    @sirsponge9633 9 місяців тому

    You know I just had an Idea for a series that could be done. It would show where each episode focuses on the upbringing of a primarch and each episode about the length of a movie. Idk I thought it would be cool.

  • @cactusproductions6531
    @cactusproductions6531 Рік тому +3

    The Cain artworks are really good but it’s a shame we didn’t get one with cane and the mechanicus engine seer

  • @yabarber6902
    @yabarber6902 Рік тому +1

    How disgusted would the Primarchs be if they saw their chaos selves

  • @mr.flow1n.375
    @mr.flow1n.375 Рік тому +2

    Have a damn good day my guy!

  • @-Oddity
    @-Oddity Рік тому +1

    As a gull, I appreciate you finally greeting us properly.

  • @thomashsiai6250
    @thomashsiai6250 10 місяців тому

    These childhood stories would make really good movies like what the fuck.

  • @heartlessvulture885
    @heartlessvulture885 Рік тому

    im finally starting to become a full warhammer nerd. just bought my first book and are starting to pick out paint. most of this came because i stumbled across your channel so i just wanna say thank you

  • @mycommentpwnz
    @mycommentpwnz Рік тому +3

    The qualities you instill in a child will always shape the adult they become.
    Our flaws, as adults, almost always come-down to how we were shaped as children.
    Nobody wants to admit that, because parenting in the modern world is a ridiculously impossible undertaking to do correctly. But, it's 100% the truth.
    Prior to WW2, in the USA, families spent LOTS OF TIME with their children. Now, however, an apathetic education system basically raises children.
    Good luck with that.

  • @Zacq768
    @Zacq768 Рік тому

    that artwork of the kid is fucking sick

  • @_YS27
    @_YS27 Рік тому +1

    youre spoiling us with this upload schedule man 😂

  • @brandonmidkiff8200
    @brandonmidkiff8200 Рік тому +2

    0:00 Premise
    0:39 Hello Fresh Sponsorship
    1:59 Intro
    2:11 I Lion El'Johnson
    3:13 II REDACTED
    3:19 III Fulgrim
    3:59 IV Perturabo
    4:38 V Jaghatai Khan
    5:09 VI Leman Russ
    6:01 VII Rogal Dorn
    6:34 VIII Konrad Curze
    7:12 IX Sanguinius
    7:47 X Ferrus Manus
    8:27 XI REDACTED
    8:31 XII Angron
    9:20 XIII Roboute Guilliman
    10:05 XIV Mortarion
    10:44 XV Magnus the Red
    11:18 XVI Horus Lupercal
    11:50 XVII Lorgar Aurelian
    12:20 XVIII Vulkan
    12:59 XIX Corvus Corax
    13:32 XX Alpharius & Omegon
    14:30 Outro

  • @thekorv95
    @thekorv95 Рік тому

    Man that comissioned artwork is so fucking cool. fucking bless for commisioning kickass artists and making sick fucking content.

  • @Sciontabier
    @Sciontabier Рік тому +2

    Please make a Nykona Sharrowkyn/Raven Guard inspired major mini.

  • @niekvanderhorst6065
    @niekvanderhorst6065 Рік тому +1

    Seagull at 0:00😂😂

  • @Cristov123
    @Cristov123 Рік тому +1

    So essentially the Emperor chucked his babies out into space to give them all personalities? If they'd been raised on Terra by the G-man they would've just been mini g-men lol

  • @ShadowSeer
    @ShadowSeer Рік тому

    As a fellow hawt guy (the only asset I still have according to the wife) I'm glad you inspired some of our brothers to improve themselves. Quitting drinking and a great workout schedule helps.

  • @pto.enterprises
    @pto.enterprises Рік тому

    At some point The Kahn would've out grown his horse. Meaning that he would've been leading calvary charges...on foot.

  • @taliesinhalliday
    @taliesinhalliday 11 місяців тому

    'Bumfuck nowhere'. Classic lol