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  • @henkilepsilon6396
    @henkilepsilon6396 8 років тому +326

    50:23 Ryan was so angry, he threw the screwdriver with enough force to penetrate through the door and into her head.

    • @tankbuster626
      @tankbuster626 8 років тому +53

      that takes skill AND strength...most impressive

    • @PlatypusVomit
      @PlatypusVomit 10 місяців тому

      He's quite practiced at penetration, apparently.

  • @powergannon
    @powergannon 8 років тому +830

    There are two ways to stealth. Make sure there's no bodies to find, or make sure there's nobody left to find the bodies.

    • @derekmensch3601
      @derekmensch3601 8 років тому +9

      Timothy Yasi stealth are Russian stealth

    • @Lone_Rocket
      @Lone_Rocket 8 років тому +3

      Thats a way.

    • @ImEtty
      @ImEtty 8 років тому +40

      In other words Matt or Ryan

    • @caseyt3302
      @caseyt3302 8 років тому +9

      And he failed at both

    • @shaqb4454
      @shaqb4454 8 років тому +2

      P
      O

  • @johnnypt14
    @johnnypt14 8 років тому +313

    Ryan:"I can't possibly mess it up again"
    Oh Ryan, such psycho and yet...so innocent.

    • @milkworms7839
      @milkworms7839 8 років тому +22

      Immediately messes it up 38 more times

    • @manchild3317
      @manchild3317 8 років тому +13

      The Definition Of Insanity Is Doing The Same Thing Over And Over Again Expecting Different Results

    • @DidntExpect
      @DidntExpect 8 років тому +51

      The definition of insanity is typing every first letter of a word in upper case

    • @Nic_ZA
      @Nic_ZA 6 років тому

      Spanish Inquisition bravo 👏🏻😂

  • @VideoSage
    @VideoSage 8 років тому +87

    Love that little "Non-Target Killed" in the top right corner when the guards came to look at her body in the end.
    The bomb STILL got someone.

  • @cmrobbins88
    @cmrobbins88 8 років тому +724

    Ryan puts the double ass in assassin. Seriously his lack of tact and subtlety is fucking hilarious.

    • @ryanr4156
      @ryanr4156 8 років тому +13

      double o anus

    • @cmrobbins88
      @cmrobbins88 8 років тому +16

      Ryan is Double-O-Donut.

    • @NishaPerson
      @NishaPerson 8 років тому +17

      At least Double-O-Donut always gets his man.

    • @cmrobbins88
      @cmrobbins88 8 років тому +1

      Weiss Schnee Sick burn from the Ice Queen.

    • @ryanr4156
      @ryanr4156 8 років тому +8

      Double O Anus has 2 holes for the jobs and has a license to spill.

  • @DeionSpeaks
    @DeionSpeaks 8 років тому +804

    "I hate models. They suck!"
    Sounds more like Ryan cursing his past.

    • @ryanr4156
      @ryanr4156 8 років тому +62

      well who would know better than a former model

    • @jordannoell4222
      @jordannoell4222 8 років тому +18

      Apparently Ryan hates models for exactly the reason I love them.

    • @0rganicRobot
      @0rganicRobot 8 років тому +66

      Because they're good at finding proximity mines?

    • @chioda22
      @chioda22 8 років тому

      Deion S

    • @DeionSpeaks
      @DeionSpeaks 8 років тому

      Yes?

  • @strangelysuspicious2721
    @strangelysuspicious2721 8 років тому +30

    At 29:57 I got an advert, so there was Gavin going "don't kill her, don't kill her", Ryan raised the gun and then it cut to the advert. Suspense! I like it!

  • @TheBongoMan
    @TheBongoMan 8 років тому +499

    When you think they're gonna do it but then you notice there's 20 mins left in the video... XD

    • @wheatentail6945
      @wheatentail6945 8 років тому +97

      every lets play ever.

    • @crow7801
      @crow7801 8 років тому +9

      TheBongoMan I was positive that they were going to get it but when i checked there was still 35 minutes left

    • @cobrakingofeart
      @cobrakingofeart 8 років тому +5

      yes it is every let's play ever but in every other let's play they don't have the opportunity to finish it in 2 minutes and go the impossibly long way around

  • @RockZombieIAm
    @RockZombieIAm 8 років тому +32

    "Theres a bomb on that door, I'm not going through that"
    That while seeing her just stare at it and walk away was hilarious.

  • @DaekoTan
    @DaekoTan 8 років тому +67

    "He went for the double-tap suicide." lmao, Gavin.

    • @Albukhshi
      @Albukhshi 5 років тому +2

      Still not quite on the level of the six-tap suicide; it's very common in the Arab World: political opponents just shoot themselves six times.

  • @KyleLi
    @KyleLi 8 років тому +122

    Can we name that A/V guy Gavin? Because that's how I imagine Gavin, just casually foiling potential assassins without knowing it. Who knows how many lives he's saved?!

  • @AloversGaming
    @AloversGaming 8 років тому +169

    Loving the Hitman videos. But the webcam makes these so much better, hope it returns next time :D

    • @TheRadiation10
      @TheRadiation10 8 років тому +12

      nah I like these throwback let's play feels at least now and then

  • @caydencrypted9148
    @caydencrypted9148 7 років тому +64

    'Hit X for silent attack'
    'Close combat heard'
    Then it's not a silent attack, is it

  • @cobby407
    @cobby407 8 років тому +16

    As they're making their escape, the 'Non-Target Killed' note came up, which means that someone triggered the mine! XD

  • @tjistheb13
    @tjistheb13 8 років тому +10

    "That's what happens when you make your explosives out of hotdogs, staving models can smell them." I fucking cant😂

  • @Emre.55
    @Emre.55 8 років тому +25

    Omg, her reaction at the bomb at the end just killed me xD
    This was an amazing compilation of fails and after an hour of careful planning and failing, Ryan just ends up killing her rage-throwing a screw driver through the door and then just leaves - couldn't have made a better ending if you planned it lmao

  • @AndrewmanGaming
    @AndrewmanGaming 8 років тому +101

    Ryan: This is it!
    Gavin: It is finally happening!!!
    Ryan: THIS IS IT!!!
    **Target walks up to explosive**
    **Target looks at explosive**
    Target: Ummmmmmm...
    **Target turns and walks away**

  • @illbebackeventually.9713
    @illbebackeventually.9713 8 років тому +309

    Do you know what the definition of insanity is?

    • @Cailus3542
      @Cailus3542 8 років тому +61

      Ryan James Haywood.

    • @Dr.Spatula
      @Dr.Spatula 8 років тому +2

      Does it have anything to do with a good plan not being competently executed?

    • @KingGayCockroach
      @KingGayCockroach 8 років тому +1

      Ryan?

    • @09Raffytaffy
      @09Raffytaffy 8 років тому +7

      The same thing that happens to everything else...

    • @Znijik
      @Znijik 8 років тому +8

      I remember some crazy island guy telling me what it was a whole bunch, but I just can't seem to remember all of a sudden.

  • @squedex3164
    @squedex3164 8 років тому +59

    You know how Let's Play has the Let's Fail alternative when something goes wrong. Well, when Let's Watch goes wrong, and they have to try it loads of times, it should be called Let's Botch. Think it could work anyone?

    • @Mega-Brick
      @Mega-Brick 8 років тому +4

      Let's Bodge. (Like Gavin's made up word, "Bodge Job".)

    • @squedex3164
      @squedex3164 8 років тому +2

      Nice, I like it.

  • @UponThisAltar
    @UponThisAltar 8 років тому +11

    These Hitman videos are incredible. Ryan's failure to do pretty much anything right is so entertaining.

  • @xavierclaiborne3051
    @xavierclaiborne3051 8 років тому +87

    Edge of Tomorrow: Hit man edition

  • @matthewelliott1421
    @matthewelliott1421 8 років тому +23

    Ryan should Host a new show for the channel where he just starts takes a camera around the stages and films improv with whoever he can see. It would be comedy gold I bet.

  • @DinkusPony
    @DinkusPony 8 років тому +9

    Got a great laugh at the "non-target killed" that popped up when ryan was running

  • @iamlittlebrad
    @iamlittlebrad 8 років тому +150

    I want to see Gavin's version

    • @JohnPeacekeeper
      @JohnPeacekeeper 8 років тому +56

      3 minute assassination? XD

    • @SayerRaider
      @SayerRaider 8 років тому +50

      Gavin: There she is! (Shoots the target in the middle of a hundred witnesses and runs away)

    • @Vandal-YT
      @Vandal-YT 8 років тому +2

      +John Peacekeeper that is the name of my sextape

    • @Laney.R00
      @Laney.R00 7 років тому +4

      Sayer Raider except Gavin is great at this game, much better than Ryan, and even said he completed this mission

  • @cavapayne149
    @cavapayne149 8 років тому +15

    My favourite part about this lets play was Ryan spawning and immediately choking out the model

    • @GrahamCStrouse
      @GrahamCStrouse 7 років тому

      Cava Payne I just figured he had a flashback to his own days working as a model in Europe...

    • @cavapayne149
      @cavapayne149 7 років тому +1

      +Graham Strouse It's all the years of pent up frustration finally revealing themselves

  • @KuroroSama42
    @KuroroSama42 8 років тому +3

    50:45 Notice the "Non-target killed"... marvelous!

  • @ColorfulSyke
    @ColorfulSyke 8 років тому +4

    All that preparation for a botched physics kill. That was more glorious than what should've happened

  • @Albukhshi
    @Albukhshi 6 років тому +2

    "I think they hear it"
    Actually, it's a glitch--the dreaded wall-glitch. It's also what gets you compromised by someone, without them actually seeing you.

  • @ThingsUWant
    @ThingsUWant 8 років тому +6

    "Is it a proximity mine?" Ryan asks as he walks towards the fucking mine he put down. *FACEPALM*

  • @M0PM45T3R
    @M0PM45T3R 8 років тому +10

    UA-cam took a moment to buffer the video during one of the game's loading screens. I'm just watching thinking "What an unusually long loading screen. Why are the guys so quiet?" It took me a moment to realize.

  • @mechm9728
    @mechm9728 8 років тому +9

    Love how they didnt notice that the mine still exploded and killed someone else

  • @Macephtopheles
    @Macephtopheles 8 років тому +9

    Ryan dismisses Matt saying he's predisposed to murder by throwing a battleaxe into somebody's head. Seems about right, tbf.

  • @TheYamyamz
    @TheYamyamz 8 років тому +2

    When Gav pointed out the cricket I couldn't stop listening to it. Gavin plz

  • @ax0diane
    @ax0diane 8 років тому +3

    I can't stop laughing at when Ryan said, "$5? Sucky Sucky?"

  • @alexcoffey8804
    @alexcoffey8804 8 років тому +104

    Ryan's being awfully pissy about models considering he was one.

    • @Lovesickobsession19
      @Lovesickobsession19 8 років тому +15

      He did say the job was "up there". Maybe it's jealousy.

    • @RedGlass88
      @RedGlass88 8 років тому +5

      Well, he DID dress up as a gnome standing on a mushroom...

  • @subcatboy
    @subcatboy 8 років тому +246

    no web cam? sad boys.

    • @MrDVshooter
      @MrDVshooter 8 років тому +1

      Jeremy fuck up and forgot to put in the webcam

    • @subcatboy
      @subcatboy 8 років тому +15

      MrDVshooter i cant stay mad at lil j.

    • @_Shaugen
      @_Shaugen 8 років тому +6

      people like you are the problem, facecams are trash

    • @MrDVshooter
      @MrDVshooter 8 років тому +5

      how are facecam trash?

    • @_Shaugen
      @_Shaugen 8 років тому +4

      Obnoxious, useless and blocking out the actual content. facecams are for people who arent confident their content is entertaining enough without "le funneh faces XD"

  • @im9550
    @im9550 8 років тому +11

    The build up was well worth it

  • @Kaizokuoni100
    @Kaizokuoni100 8 років тому +18

    So people hate Matt cause they think his face is ugly? Great guys.... just great

  • @TheArmyofWin
    @TheArmyofWin 8 років тому +8

    This is the best groundhog's day I've ever seen.

  • @sadruddin-badruddin
    @sadruddin-badruddin 8 років тому +6

    Every time I see that AH or FH has put out a new Hitman video, the sun suddenly begins to shine a little brighter

  • @plishy
    @plishy 7 років тому +2

    Watching Ryan play Hitman is absolute gold and I have never laughed so hard continuously through a series.

  • @realfidjiby
    @realfidjiby 8 років тому +3

    literaly spend the whole time scream my lungs out while saying "GOD DAMN IT RYAN"

  • @sirbillius
    @sirbillius 8 років тому +7

    This whole video was me thinking "fucking dammit Ryan."

  • @hopguy666
    @hopguy666 8 років тому +11

    Secret window with Johnny depp is the one where the dude in the truck gets stabbed with a screwdriver

    • @aaronb6475
      @aaronb6475 8 років тому +11

      Johnny Depp with braces is extra creepy.

  • @R3fug333
    @R3fug333 8 років тому +10

    at 50:41 the bomb killed someone.

  • @tiny3678
    @tiny3678 8 років тому +117

    this was more of a lets fail

    • @Zhajn
      @Zhajn 8 років тому +20

      but the end was so much win

    • @tiny3678
      @tiny3678 8 років тому +1

      yes it was

    • @deathab0ve
      @deathab0ve 8 років тому +6

      The door bomb actually did go off. Top left of the screen it said "non-target killed"

    • @Zhajn
      @Zhajn 8 років тому +3

      oh, I was wondering what that was about. I didn't think too much of it because the screw driver kill was too funny

  • @cristianenriquegrimaldo3035
    @cristianenriquegrimaldo3035 8 років тому +2

    I've never screamed at a UA-cam video before until Ryan planted the mine perfectly then walked into to make sure it was working

  • @Alias_Q
    @Alias_Q 8 років тому +15

    The most climatic anticlimax in any video ever. lmfao

  • @msbrassbeast
    @msbrassbeast 8 років тому +1

    i love how you can hear the cricket in the audio, it is SO loud haha

  • @KyleLi
    @KyleLi 8 років тому +235

    I died at the ending, anyone else?

    • @V1brationCanine
      @V1brationCanine 8 років тому +17

      RIP you.

    • @Mina_Angel
      @Mina_Angel 8 років тому +5

      Sensu bean!

    • @XanderShadow
      @XanderShadow 8 років тому +18

      All that set up, so many failed tries... fuck it; thunk, RUUUN

    • @quimley2888
      @quimley2888 8 років тому +81

      The pharmacist

    • @GSpacmanvice
      @GSpacmanvice 8 років тому +30

      Best part is while hes running away it says non target killed, which mean someone ran over there and blew up the bomb xD

  • @LOUDFARTNOISES
    @LOUDFARTNOISES 8 років тому +2

    30:00 Ryan pulls out gun and gav and Matt instantly panic for him. I lost it

  • @ryanflynn1614
    @ryanflynn1614 8 років тому +20

    didn't know they were bringing back let's fails.

  • @specter3983
    @specter3983 8 років тому +4

    The mine fiasco with the speakers was FUNNY

  • @princepipper
    @princepipper 8 років тому +13

    that ending was so ridiculous and so AH

  • @Ryan-qr3xg
    @Ryan-qr3xg 8 років тому +3

    In the hitman universe Ryan has two archenemies, tech guys and models who will always ruin his plans.

  • @PHANTOMCOWGIRL
    @PHANTOMCOWGIRL 8 років тому +8

    25:13
    Is it that bad of tresspassing if you walk through a door, they say "Hey, you can't be in there!" and then you leave?

  • @CodeKirugin
    @CodeKirugin 8 років тому +4

    Best Ryan video ever. Of all videos with no webcam, and it has to be this one!? I need to see their faces!

  • @Invictus-Solaris
    @Invictus-Solaris 8 років тому +3

    One of my favorite videos. Thanks Ryan for being yourself. You are awesome!

  • @UponThisAltar
    @UponThisAltar 8 років тому +2

    Double Tap Suicide is actually a song, even though I'll assume neither Gav or Matt would ever be aware of it.

    • @WhenDevilsDuel
      @WhenDevilsDuel 8 років тому +3

      Gav might surprise ya

    • @UponThisAltar
      @UponThisAltar 8 років тому

      I doubt Gavin listens to death metal. The band is Daath, and though they may be really mainstream, I don't find it likely at all.

  • @MRSpArTaN216
    @MRSpArTaN216 8 років тому +1

    Lol Matt "She was choking! You're choking too!"

  • @jayemjayemwtf
    @jayemjayemwtf 8 років тому +17

    Does Ryan know the definition of insanity?

    • @dogethe2nd410
      @dogethe2nd410 8 років тому +40

      Ryan IS the definition of insanity

  • @WatrDragn
    @WatrDragn 8 років тому +3

    [Sees the thumbnail]
    "Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

  • @StudioAREshorts
    @StudioAREshorts 8 років тому +10

    Nobody will notice if there's nobody to notice.

  • @LukeBeAJedi
    @LukeBeAJedi 8 років тому +1

    "Ryan! Ryan Haywood!? Ned Ryerson!"
    *Mine goes off*
    "Woah ho ho, watch out for that speaker, it's a doozy!"

  • @762REPR
    @762REPR 8 років тому +2

    It's like watching Ground Hog Day except with Ryan starring in place of Bill Murray

  • @rogueflintlock44
    @rogueflintlock44 8 років тому +1

    Ryan's inner model rage fueled him to throw a screw driver through a door.

  • @generictimestamperstupendi9021
    @generictimestamperstupendi9021 8 років тому +1

    Considering ryans performance in the first 11 min, he should be the go to player from now on...That was amazing

  • @PatrickKetza
    @PatrickKetza 6 років тому +2

    Is it bad that it took me over 2 freaking years to FINALLY understand how Ryan was able to restart the mission after killing the target at the very start? I feel like a complete dunce for not realizing it sooner.

  • @specter3983
    @specter3983 8 років тому +3

    When Ryan threw that axe I lost it

  • @teamsuperminecraft
    @teamsuperminecraft 8 років тому +7

    Matt was really funny this video

  • @dosandcb
    @dosandcb 8 років тому +7

    Please tell me that Ryan, Gav, and Matt are "Team Love & Double Stuff".

  • @kayannkil
    @kayannkil 8 років тому

    This is why I love Ryan.The way she just stared at the bomb cracked me up

  • @benlunaris
    @benlunaris 8 років тому +1

    I wanna see Ryan have an npc in this game...Like nothing short of some ridiculously convoluted plan will work, notices any traps and has random paths that he'll randomly run around in

  • @xander8693
    @xander8693 5 років тому +1

    So THIS is where the whole screwdriver thing began

  • @emmapism
    @emmapism 8 років тому +4

    Matt was actually quite funny in this video

  • @ichigokurasaki100
    @ichigokurasaki100 8 років тому +2

    10:50
    10:55
    Ryan:Shits getting real
    ... *proceeds* to throw Battle Axe

  • @korbinbetso9282
    @korbinbetso9282 8 років тому +1

    Imagine if Ryan had stayed a model, he would be his own worst enemy.

  • @SisselTorikki
    @SisselTorikki 8 років тому +2

    They should upload Ryan's attempt at Gary Busey XD

  • @EmmaFunsize
    @EmmaFunsize 8 років тому +30

    Ryan is the BOMB.

    • @robynhood3983
      @robynhood3983 8 років тому +12

      God dammit barb

    • @icecoldnut5152
      @icecoldnut5152 8 років тому +11

      God dammit bomb, I mean barb

    • @rogueflintlock44
      @rogueflintlock44 8 років тому +1

      Make that joke in an airport and watch NSA bitches throw a fit at you

  • @fhggfgfgjg9417
    @fhggfgfgjg9417 7 років тому +1

    Ryan Haywood. with all the finesse and tact of a napalm enema ...

  • @needamuffin
    @needamuffin 8 років тому +3

    Hitman videos never fail to be entertaining.

  • @dirtychicken2173
    @dirtychicken2173 8 років тому +1

    I rewatched that battle ax part at 10:36 like 5 times. "oh god!" *fwump*

  • @Sursion
    @Sursion 8 років тому +1

    This is the fucking best video AH have put out in a while. They need to continue doing Hitman Absolution again and again because it's not getting old.

  • @Hank..
    @Hank.. 8 років тому +1

    know what'd be great? ryan as the elusive target, tying into the Life lets play

  • @ajesco
    @ajesco 8 років тому +1

    7 minutes in, and my Monday has brightened substantially. Thank you, AH.

  • @Lone_Rocket
    @Lone_Rocket 8 років тому +2

    That was the best possible ending ever.

  • @Jayce800
    @Jayce800 7 років тому

    Gavin trying to tell everyone that the target's right in front of them, and they just straight up ignore him - that was gold.

  • @kiknchiknstudios8901
    @kiknchiknstudios8901 8 років тому +1

    Easily one of the best Let's Watch I have ever seen.

  • @franklinlaws498
    @franklinlaws498 8 років тому +2

    (Standing a foot from the proximity mine) Why did it go off?!?!

  • @thetalesofdaneandco
    @thetalesofdaneandco 8 років тому +1

    I can hear the damn cricket in my headphones.

  • @brookie7797
    @brookie7797 8 років тому

    I like to think that the one model moonlights as a bomb-sniffing dog, with the way she keeps hunting down the proximity mines immediately.

  • @maxwellhowig510
    @maxwellhowig510 5 років тому

    Dude, multiple parts of this are AH animated worthy. "AHHH, I Placed a proximity mine! Wait, is it? Oh wait, I should got up and check..." (Loud explosion).

  • @loodlebop
    @loodlebop 7 років тому +1

    Instantly choked out a model upon spawning. I lost it

  • @SuperWrestlingNews
    @SuperWrestlingNews 8 років тому +2

    I totally want them to release Ryan following Gary Busey lol.

  • @kashrenolds6735
    @kashrenolds6735 8 років тому +1

    that change joke by matt was pretty solid lil gots me to giggle ^¬^

  • @Guanaco14878
    @Guanaco14878 8 років тому

    I love how the "silent" attack still makes noise.

  • @spamuel98
    @spamuel98 7 років тому

    I like that nobody noticed that after the screwdriver gave the target a new blowhole, someone else set off the mine.

  • @SomeOfTheJuice
    @SomeOfTheJuice 8 років тому

    that was genuinely one of the most beautifully chaotic starts to a video ever.

  • @CharemTheShadox
    @CharemTheShadox 8 років тому

    I don't usually like it when somebody plays a game THIS BADLY, but thank you Ryan for being an exception...you are hilarious!

  • @keineruhe
    @keineruhe 8 років тому

    I love how Ryan's first instinct really IS to strangle the target.