The 3rd or 4th girl I ever hooked up with had a weird condition where she would faint in the middle of sex. I was only 17 and had no idea this could happen or even what to do; I thought I somehow killed her the first time. I found out that she would wake up when you turned the lights on. She lived at home, so one night we drove out to have sex in the back of my GMC Jimmy. She faints, and as she's unconscious, a squad car pulls up. Here I am, 17 years old, pants off, and I have an unconscious woman in the back of my car; this could only look worse if she were laying in a pool of blood. Thank GOD the lights woke her up; she had to explain to the cops that she was not being r***d. Ironically, she was 24, so she was actually doing the statutory.
@@gorliagirp7274 Thanks dude, but truth be told, I'm not even a fan anymore. I was way into RHCP and even his solo stuff as a teen, but I can't even enjoy their music anymore. Either I overdid it or grew up, I'm not certain which. I kinda hate that he went back to the group and that they're making new music in their mid-50's.
@@dorsia6938 just because they were my favorite band as a teen and I really think they need to hang it up. It's kind of like why people wish The Simpsons would just end already; they aren't watching it or being effected by it, but it's still mildly annoying that a show is still on the air 25 years after it stopped being good.
I actually had a twenty year old move into my room at my mom's house when I was 15 without asking because I was selling weed . My friends minds were blown
So your parents don’t care about anything or enforce any rules at all? 😂 My dad would literally call the police on me for everything. Wish my parents weren’t like that lol they fucked me over big time
I’m still with the same girl that I lost my virginity to. I’m 48 now and she’s 15, this was a couple years ago
Hell yeah, dude. I'm gay.
Damn congrats bro. I'd think that was pretty hot if I weren't so gay
Not very gay of you, but I guess we'll have to let it slide for now... next time, find a boy instead.
respect brother
That's actually really interesting, reminds me of how I'm gay
The 3rd or 4th girl I ever hooked up with had a weird condition where she would faint in the middle of sex. I was only 17 and had no idea this could happen or even what to do; I thought I somehow killed her the first time. I found out that she would wake up when you turned the lights on.
She lived at home, so one night we drove out to have sex in the back of my GMC Jimmy. She faints, and as she's unconscious, a squad car pulls up. Here I am, 17 years old, pants off, and I have an unconscious woman in the back of my car; this could only look worse if she were laying in a pool of blood. Thank GOD the lights woke her up; she had to explain to the cops that she was not being r***d. Ironically, she was 24, so she was actually doing the statutory.
Frusciante Rules!
@@gorliagirp7274 Thanks dude, but truth be told, I'm not even a fan anymore. I was way into RHCP and even his solo stuff as a teen, but I can't even enjoy their music anymore. Either I overdid it or grew up, I'm not certain which. I kinda hate that he went back to the group and that they're making new music in their mid-50's.
@@EastboundAndDowns why do you hate the fact that they are making music in their 50s?
@@dorsia6938 just because they were my favorite band as a teen and I really think they need to hang it up. It's kind of like why people wish The Simpsons would just end already; they aren't watching it or being effected by it, but it's still mildly annoying that a show is still on the air 25 years after it stopped being good.
@@EastboundAndDowns yeah stadium arcadium should have been their last album
0:32 I’m surprised surprised they didn’t bring that back up or even acknowledge that he said that lmao 😂
Adam tries to rebel against being gay and it takes 2 hours 3:13
I actually had a twenty year old move into my room at my mom's house when I was 15 without asking because I was selling weed . My friends minds were blown
sigma male in the making
@@spaceghost8886 sadly didn't turn out that way (x still crushing pussy tho
Heux love drugz
So your parents don’t care about anything or enforce any rules at all? 😂
My dad would literally call the police on me for everything. Wish my parents weren’t like that lol they fucked me over big time
I remember me and cousin when we were very young.. we would “helicopter” for passing cars in the streets
thats winning the lottery if you’re a pedophile
I've been trying to perfect it but I can't get it going for more than a few seconds before it just turns into me slapping my thighs :(
@@xxxxixi6073 get a semi first so the head gets all engorged and weighted
trust me bro
7:39 Nick “repressed memory” Mullen
People need to stop calling me gay. Its only gay if you say sorry and cry after sex, I just cry, so could you all please stop calling me gay.
Okay but happy cry or empty used shell cry?
"and that's a part of their culture"
Hey, is Adam from Las Vegas? He never mentions it.
mirin stiflers jaw
I learned so much! 🖤
seann's got a karen haircut in this thumbnail
That Venezuelan family seems very well adjusted. I can see why nick is envious of them as shown through his repeated frustration towards that one kid
Idk man. That seems weird as fuck. Sex should be private. He shouldn’t be showing his friends his penis like that. I hope you’re kidding
Hell yeah dude Stifler rules
a friend of my wife hooked up with that guy once (stiffler) and apparently has a tiny wiener. true story
1:10
Adam tells a funny joke.
It’s like seeing a shooting star
Is there a full show somewhere or do you all just post these clips? Funny stuff.
The podcast is called Penisville.
No they actually never released full episodes of the show, only clips like this
Stavs a car guy apparently.