CORRECTIONS Episode 109: Week of Monday, August 12
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- Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
- Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like claiming Data from Star Trek could drown, before showing an art piece that was sent to his P.O. box.
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CORRECTIONS Episode 109: Week of Monday, August 12 - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Late Night with Seth Meyers
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After the break, seeing this in my feed is like seeing my dealer is back out of prison
Loll
💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
Exactly
That made me straight up squawk, bwahahaha
Perfect description!! Lol!! That's exactly how it feels!!!
That was my daughter's art! Thank you Seth for using it!!
PS for anyone who sent something in but never had it used, we sent that in around Thanksgiving last year. There's still hope.
Well, yeah. Of course it took months! Seth needed all that time to collect enough evidence from his dreams to fully understand your daughter's inspired vision of Mac Tonight.
I sent something January 2023 and still hope it shows up 🌛🎹
@@scaram0ucheI heard they stopped accepting teeth and preserved appendectomies in 2022, sorry if that applies to your thing… 🤷♂️
💜
That's super awesome! Congrats to her!
That first art submission is WILD!
They were both WILD!!!!!
That is AMAZING! Seth didn't even mention that Adam in the drawing is a really good portrait of Seth.
I would absolutely buy this as a print. I can't afford that original.
@@JefCollier Nick would be criminal to sell prints, Seth should own the one-and-only. But I hear ya, it's a highly desirable priceless piece.
@@JefCollier Seth and the team of Late Night I mean. That ideally would grace a wall where everyone who has worked on Corrections and the show can enjoy it (at least for a reasonable length of time before it might be put in Seth's office or somewhere more private). Unless Seth doesn't want it in his private space because he's still too sca-wood (babytalk)of the scary big 'ol bad Mac.
Ok that Michelangelo Mac Tonight is absolutely gorgeous and hilarious all at once; truly a masterpiece. Very well done.
Yes, kudos to Nick. He is an awesome artist, and a twisted individual.😊
Macelangelo.
He should sell them.
The second one was also awesome, both in different ways!
Love that it has a Negroni in it...
Hey Nick Sullivan! Everything about that picture is absolutely incredible. Well done, jackal.
🏆
The Wally drawing essentially holding up a sign saying "Wally is the best" just like he holds the cards is so adorable.
That's true.
Although like Seth, I can't stop thinking about the image. And I can't stop wondering if the figure is Wally, or if it's Seth, or if it's a self-portrait. The ramifications matter. lol
@sparkythancztwise that's my daughter's drawing and it was Wally.
@@rsalbreiter thanks for replying on both threads! I didn't get any notification about the other reply you made to me, when I asked under your comment about your daughter's art. But I got the notification in email for this one. Then I scrolled down to check and found your other clarifications. Awesome.
Correction; you wouldn't translate the zodiac code, you'd decipher it. Translate is for languages, decipher is for codes.
As an English teacher, I hope Seth shares your correction next week in Corrections.
Me too
As a pedantic jackal, I concur.
As a code, I look forward to being deciphered
No. You *decode* a code. You decipher a cipher.
But the Zodiac "code" is actually a cipher, so you're half right.
For with Celebrity Baby Teeth, it was indeed not the journey or the destination, it was the suffering along the way.
It’s the relief we feel when it’s over.
Maybe the real celebrity baby teeth were the friends we made along the way ❤
Well idk about the journey, but it was definitely not the destination
Corrections is truly why Seth is the best in late night television. He's managed to create this Cinematic Universe that revolves around Corrections, Surprise Inspection, the Jackals, the crew, and the writers. I'm so glad that Seth kept the magic that came out of the pandemic era shows. And for me as a long term viewer, I can always pick out a Scollins joke.
You forgot graphics... 🙃🙃😉😉
@@IMArt-kx2ci Deliberately. Just to bait them.
1:05 "you dorks ran to your computer" we watch this on UA-cam, Seth. We're already on a device capable of posting youtube-comments.
Oh. My. God. Where can I buy a print of “The Ad-Meyer-ation of Mac”. I paused the vid to soak in all the details…the Andy doink statue, the Negroni…everything about it is sheer genius and perfection and I must hang this up in my house. Well done to the artist 👏
Correction correction! It was NOT an episode of Star Trek that Data went under water, it was the insurrection movie.
Came here to say the same 🖖
He can be used as a flotation device!
hahaha beat me to it!
Not true
I beat all of you. I posted this correction three weeks ago.
Corrections does not even try to teach me things or make me a better person, and I really need that right now. Thank you. The Emmy consideration is my gratitude for this nonsense I love.
Seth Meyers is a national fucking treasure
As a Canadian, I would point out that he is an international treasure. Jackals are all around the world, jackalin'.
If it weren't for him, and a few other comedians along with him, it would be easy to write the USA off as beyond hope. But Seth gave us "Trump is weird", which has been properly weaponized by Walz and Harris, finally drawing back the curtain on Trump/Oz.
That's what your mom said when she saw the Mac the knife picture?
The way Seth looks into the camera after delivering the punchline to the Jackal joke, is my Mac Tonight....
"Over three decade's years... that's how he wrote it?" I love that after all this, Seth genuinely did not know how this thing even ended. Fantastic.
Go Hawks! (Steve Largent is a Christo-fascist tho)
Emmys, poppycock! The only judges who count when it comes to Corrections are the Jackals and you know it, Seth!
Man the crew REALLY loved this episode. Haven't heard them laughing this hard since you said your stand up was good.
They were drunk.
"Crew"
Edit : Sorry. Jackal on jackal violence is never the answer.
The workers 🤔
@@nannerz1994 covid brain had me forgetting "crew"
@@D3ADBOY Agreed. We must remain a happy pack.
Okay, okay. I rarely (almost never) comment on UA-cam videos, but... As someone who is qualified to vote on the Emmy awards, the first minute of this video is pure fire. Bravo, all y'all!!
Having just finished this episode, I regret nothing and double down on my previous comment.
Just don't take this episode into consideration for voting. Only consider episodes in the correct timeframe.
Seth can turn even well adjusted, smart, good looking Emmy voters into Jackals. Such is his twisted power.
(Vote for Corrections!)
@@MariaVosa second everything you wrote and commenting just to add to I love River Song 💜💙 my spawn's science teacher this year saw one of my tattoos and asked "is that Gallifreyan?" and I almost squealed 😆 not often someone in Middle Georgia recognizes Doctor Who-related stuff.
@@sempressfi Best teacher!
Wow that Mac-elangelo pastiche is perfection 👌🏼 an awesome and hilarious creation.
"Water isn't wet, it just makes things wet".....and leaves it at that, just totally moves on. 👏🏾👏🏾
Except for that most excellent motion he made, half shrug, half startle, with a dash of wtf thrown in.
That's about as intellectually stimulating as saying it's sticky
Because it's a dumb, pathetic argument and I'm glad he's put it to bed
Is that even true?? It sounds like something you couldn't say around a bunch of girls?
Or even one girl, probably?
I am irrationally happy about getting the snowglobe reference. Thanks for throwing one out to the elders.
Can we not appreciate how great of a term "buck stuff" is?
We sure can.
I giggled.
I hear it in Patrick Stewart’s voice, because he had a line in American Dad where he says, “Weird stuff…BUTT STUFF!!”, so this is now in my head forever. 🙄
Congrats to Buck for imagining all of us! 😂 laughing our way out of Corrections is the best
I half imagined that I had imagined most of it, but it was just my last name that threw me, so it's likely I just imagined it.
No? 🤷 Me neither. 😊
@@gavinbuck8130 You’re imagining things! 😜
@@razzledazzyl CORRECT Episode 1
We're all just miniature figurines in the microcosm of the world that is Buck's snowglobe
I showed my wife this week’s celebrity baby teeth, because she wanted to know why I was laughing and groaning (something that generally only happens when I hear someone with food poisoning in the cubicle beside me).
And it was totally void of any context. And she said: “One strange little man.”
So, I answered: “Seth is funny.”
And she replied: “I’m talking about you.”
Yeah, well, we’ll see who’s laughing and groaning the next time we eat Mexican!
Pffff
I saw that coming a mile away
Love your wife! 🙌🏻
😂😂😂
WE ARE SO BACK, JACKALS!!!!
NEXT, Colbert!
BACKALS
Get your hackles backles up and crackle open a tall boy while you indulge your cackles with this tyrannackle hackle, jackal.
@knivesforcash are you related to @doshforgold?
We never left
✨CORRECTIONS Ep. 94✨
The physical reveal of Bird Bane
Animals Flubs will be BACK, BABY!!! Can’t wait for next week.
I don't remember the bear graphic, but as long as it showed an Eastern bear, it was a black bear, whether it was black or brown in color.
@@raymondm.9954 The bear in that graphic was also too large to be a cub.
I'm just hoping he's not teasing us, because I need Animal Flubs.
We only get it next week if Seth makes another Animal based Flub this week...
Was that a prognostication that there will be three or more flubs on animal jokes next week?
Works been a real drag recently, this literally gets me through my Thursday night overnight shift. Welcome back.
Celebrity baby Teeth was like an unintentional PSA, becoz watching Seth with all those loose teeth on his desk, got me over my fear of the dentist and I finally got that root canal. Thank you Jermaine, you are a Jewel. 💎
So happy to have Corrections back! Missed it so much during the break!!
Re: Celebrity Baby Teeth - To paraphrase Ford, “our long international nightmare is over” 😅
Hey Nick: I doubt you'll ever see this, but from someone passionately dabbling in the realm of pens, brushes and paints to another, I love your Admiration of Mac! It kinda makes me forget it's funny it's so well drawn.
In general, much respect for anyone who puts this kind of effort into anything. Out of their own volition and inner motivation, no less.
Just in case you missed the joke, I believe it's "The Ad-Myer-ation of Mac".
People keep saying JD Vance didn't have sex with a couch, but we still haven't heard from the couch
the couch signed a nda
If J.D. Vance used his hand like Seth said, isn't he just stroking a couch? I do wonder which part of the couch he was stroking, I guess the third leg.
@onopvallend Just think about how you look for dropped change in a couch. Couches are full of nooks and crannies and other places you could slide a finger (or hand) into.
If it’s a leather couch, you’ll hear it 😉
@@christopheranderson5504 Hadn't even thought of a leather couch yet, that sounds so SM maybe he was slapping the couch while saying "you're a naughty couch"
CORRECTION: The progesterone in hormonal IUDs actually thickens cervical mucus to block sperm from reaching the egg. Copper IUDs also block sperm from reaching the egg.
Yay, thanks for that bit of wisdom. Now I have to go get blind drunk and blackout so that I can stop thinking about thick cervical mucus all gummed up with sperm.
The thickened mucus makes it more difficult for the sperm to swim, and the copper ions confuse the sperm (which contain zinc) so they swim in the wrong direction, but they don't technically block the sperm. That would be a diaphragm or condom barrier method of contraception.
@@AKlx7kk what’s your definition of block? It can be defined as making the movement or flow difficult or impossible. So yes, by thickening cervical mucus you are blocking them by making movement difficult.
I wonder if, like some women take birth control because it clears up their skin, if some people just prefer their cervical mucus THICK.
@@stevereber3358 Thank you for that image...
Watching Seth’s joy in reliving his picks of the best episodes of corrections is truly double joy 😂 this is my favorite part of any late night show !
Inglorious MUSTARD??
when inglorious BRATWURST is RIGHT THERE???
Beat me to it. But then it was obvoius.
inglourious IS brat!
It's less relevant, yes, but a more satisfying pun. However, CORRECTION: it ought to be spelled MUSTERDS.
@@MCMcommunications NICE spellchecking!
Buck's Laughter takes on a whole new energy now that we know we are each but Flitter, in his cosmic snow-globe... Did you know that the "snow" in a snow-globe is called flitter? I didn't, until just now, as i was typing this comment. I thought about typing snow or snowflake but worried someone might correct me, given that its not actually snow in the aforementioned globes, even now as i continue to type i realise that each additional detail i write only opens me up to more corrections. Should i stop now? Should i have stopped earlier? Does Buck laugh with us, or at us?
🏆 This may be the most beautiful Corrections comment I've ever read.
cosmic snowglobe....😃
It’s like seeing my dad actually come back with milk and a pack of smokes
Seth has a pretty good Bane impression for someone who makes fun of Trekkies for being dorks. Glass houses, man. 😂
1:40 bleeeeeeeeeep! 😅
11:30 end card: “That was like pulling celebrity 🎉 baby 👶 teeth 🦷”
It’s 5:48am UK time and I’m just casually checking my UA-cam feed for Corrections.
No, I think you’ll find it’s you with the problem.
was woken up around 5am CET by something and then groaned because that’s too early for Corrections anyway. just watched a Closer Look and then went back to sleep. truly trapped here
@gezblair 8:25 UK time, it is me with the problem, but I'm seeking help, I want to get better.
Nice throwback to the 1980's TV drama, "Saint Elsewhere."
Holy McNuggets, that "The Admiration of Mac" art piece is amazing, I absolutely love it >_
I love your username ✨
Thanks for letting us watch your snow globe, Buck. It's truly magical...❤
I think the Mac tonight/Seth art needs to be turned into some corrections merch! T-shirts and tote bags anyone😁
Yes! I just posted the same wish!
This idea combines two things I do not need: a tote bag, and a jackals tote bag.
@@scottmaberry285 You mean your grocery stores don't require you to bring your reusable bag? They could make a regular square tote with longer shoulder handles, and a rectangular one w/short handles for shopping.
Is it Corrections time already? Man, this week has flown by.
The dorks were likely already at their computers. No need to run to them.
I for one appreciate Seth at least pretending to think we could run
I keep my computer in my hand (I watch these on my smartphone)
Thank you! I was going to point out that we are obviously already on UA-cam (i.e. at our screens) if no one else had!
Good point well made.
1:16 so sweet. “ You dorks “…He insults the jackals and they feel seen and cared about. Relationship acknowledged and appreciated ❤
I think this entire thing qualifies as an elaborate demonstration of Stockholm syndrome.
Seth rolled his eye at my correction. I'm so happy!
I'm here way too early, and I'm terrified and afraid for what this means for my life.
Don’t stress about it, we get to eat the fresh cookies not the stale ones
One of us! One of us!
I'm also scared for me. It's 2am.
That’s just how Buck imagines you.
More Animal Flubs. It is much easier if you just submit to Animal Flubs. It's like the Borg. Yeah you could argue with the Borg but then you'd get that baby teeth thing they did.
Late night hosts opening audience mail. I'm glad Seth has brought it back.
If Geordi laForge just rolls off your tongue like that, you got no business dubbing anyone a dork.
Can’t help noticing that Seth is noticeably more enthusiastic about doing _Celebrity Baby Teeth,_ knowing it’s the last one.
Corrections is back! All is right with the world.
Excellent, Smithers!!!👏🤣👏🤣
Let's savor it before the DNC Coverage Break, the Fall Break, the Election Coverage Break, the Holiday Break...
“All the characters are sausages” shows a picture with mustard characters
I imagine in a few weeks Josh will pitch you the sequel to Celebrity Baby Teeth: Celebrity Wisdom Teeth.
No, that correction about IUDs was wrong. You had it right in the first place. IUDs have multiple mechanisms of action, which is part of what makes them so effective. Their primary mechanism is preventing fertilization. Copper IUDs kill them with copper ions and hormal IUDs thicken cervical mucus, which traps sperm. Correcting this is very important, so please please include it next week. A lot of people with scary agendas are trying to spread misinformation about birth control, especially IUDs, in an attempt to claim they are a type of abortion and just in general control women’s bodies. So it’s important not to unintentionally spread inaccurate information. Thanks!
me scrolling the comments desperately to see how many people caught that!! yes, it is important to know!
There are multiple, far less important, examples of people mis-correcting Seth and Seth getting re-corrected in a later episode. That's the risk when no one is fact-checking themselves because they want so badly to have their correction get on TV.
But they do run a Corrections rehearsal and have a small writing team. Are no women on the crew or in the audience there to catch this?
Came here to say this!
MY COMMENT GOT MENTIONED. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE. THANK YOU SETH.
I’m so thankful Seth is back. I need these clips to fall asleep at night. Just wish they’d make the end thing quieter so it doesn’t jolt me awake.
Finally I can sleep again! I have been putting the Corrections playlist on Autoplay and falling asleep to it every night. I think I'm singlehandedly driving up the views count since Corrections has become my new favorite white noise. Corrections is good for my health... one might even say vital and essential.
Damn. That is depressing.
“I don’t think the couch fkd him!!”” 😂 so good!
Bird bane and the over-sized ice cube!
I saw them at Lollapalooza in 1993!
Just love this so much. The joy, the laughter is exactly what we need right now and Seth is simply the Best.
I love that Seth reads celebrity baby teeth with the same outstanding professionalism he used to voice Jack Ryder in the Audible Batman series.
I reflexively juat said "Get out" when you delivered that Jackel Joke of the Week that Requires you to look at a Second Camera when you Deliver the Punchline.
I want that Seth and Mac art so bad. I can’t decide if I want the size that Seth has or a 20 foot mural. I feel like it deserves to be bigger
Tonight on "Emmy Judging the Nominees: the Podcast", we review the latest ep of Seth Meyers' little digital thing, Corrections.
Meyers said he was "phoning it in," and we can't diagree. The ep featured "water isn't wet," "Data can't drown," and "bears and gulls come in different flavors." Been there, done that. But we
give this ep 5 stars, thanks to the great fan art and the kid's drawing of Mac Tonight with the "Wally is the best" caption. Plus, Seth is cute and we are kinda weird.
So, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🌛🐻🍹
said he was “mailing it in”
never heard that variant of the expression before
That's true, though.. we never stop to think that maybe the couch was the aggressor all along....🤔
Plus, it was wearing a really short dust ruffle, and a tight coverlet. And it swore it was over 18!
You ever sit on a cushion with a bad spring? 😳
JDV = bottom
Is Scotchgard a form of birth control? Should it be banned as a prophylactic?
Bartender here. I’m begging you to at least try some variations on the Negroni. The easiest variants only change one ingredient such as: the Kingston Negroni, which substitutes gin for Smith & Cross rum; the Bols Negroni, which subs the gin for Bols Genever; and the Negroni di Torino, which subs the sweet vermouth for Cocci Vermouth di Torino. All of these are quite good and can be combined, if you wish.
Btw, the Sbaglatio is the trendy thing now in London (& European cities too I think)!
I'd also posit a Boulevardier is a fine alternative.
@@AlanBerman 100%, love it!
With a PBR beer back.
This episode has cemented Buck as my favorite Corrections character
Buck has some pretty amazing magic to be able to conjour up us Jackles, too. We thank you for our existence.
1:27. Yeah. You’re right
That reading for the celebrity teeth bit kinda makes me want to see Seth in a live play of D&D, though I doubt he'd ever do that.
I finally figured out why I love Corrections. Always just four laughs from the back of the room. It sounds like every Open Mic Comedy Night ever.
Why would we have to run to our computers? Do you think this is on TV?
I watch UA-cam on a smart TV , so . . . yes?
@@razzledazzylwhose side are you on?
No hello? No How are you? No “it’s been 3 weeks here’s what I did with my life and I missed you guys” ????
He did that on his regular show. I guess he must have done it perfectly and didn't feel the need to make any corrections.
@hannahcrouch22 Hello, how are you?
Does this help at all? 😊
"I've never heard a Corrections start so horrible, are you ABC?"
In quantum physics, J.D. Vance both does and does not have relations with his couch. This is according to Schrodinger's Cat. Meow.
Thank you for imagining us, Buck
“Congrats to Buck for imagining all of us” got me good
Fall is upon us, welcome back Jackals
Fail is upon us
As my gran used to say, don't get previous. We purists will celebrate the true equinox on 22 September. Even the weird places where they start their seasons on the first day of the month still have two weeks to go. But for the welcome, I'm with you. 🤗
The Ad-Myer-ation of Mac does us jackals very proud. Thanks and kudos, Nick Sullivan!
What MONSTER is subjecting their sweet innocent 8-year-old to this?!?!?!?!?!?!
My guess is that it is the parent of Kaylee, the little girl whose alleged love of Jermaine's sketches is what started the nightmare known as Celebrity Baby Teeth.
I have to admit that I have shown my 8-year-old a few corrections, but only the animal flubs episodes. She loves them. Like me. I'm 45.
Us moms just supposed to watch fucking bluey all day?! Are you trying to drive us all insane?! 😂
The Jackalope.
They’re in the comments so you can ask them 😂
Having my comment read during Corrections is a life goal achieved. I want to thank Seth for making this possible. I can now die knowing it was all worth it.
Tangent: Doinkless Mummy Andy makes a good modesty sock.
So much for the Boltzmann Brain theory, youse guys are living in a Buckyball on Late Night.
The expression on Seth's face when he did the take to the second camera struck fear in my heart.
CORRECTION: No such thing as a seagull, which I feel like we covered
The AV Club just did an article stating that Seth should win the Emmy this year for Best Talk Show. They mentioned his self-effacing charm, the way he listens to his guests, and his clothes that look like he got them at a normal person store (my words). But there was no mention of his Corrections nomination, so I couldn't tell them about the dark underbelly of this Emmy nominated series: Celebrity Baby Teeth.
No, water is wet. When something is wet, it means liquid water molecules are coating it/neighbouring it. Looking at a single water molecule in any amount of liquid water, it itself is surrounded/coated by liquid water molecules, so it is wet. Since every water molecule in any amount of liquid is adjacent to other water molecules, every water molecule is both made wet by its neighbours, and makes neighbouring molecules wet. If ever there was just a single, isolated water molecule, then that water would be dry; a collection of two or more liquid water molecules would be wet.
Yeah it's such a dumb 'gotcha' and Seth gave it the contempt it deserved
I love that you can tell when Seth says "call Jost" he has just constructed the goofiest weekend update feature in his mind based entirely on that one premise
i also imagined that at the same moment as seth and it was beautiful. in an alternate timeline we could have it all
We should nominate a random celebrity baby teeth episode for the next emmy to make the judges watch it
Why do you hate the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences?
This brings me joy
Lovely art Nick! 👏👏
I adore the long running joke with Mac Tonight
Nick could genuinely sell prints of that Mac Tonight piece! I’d like to see his other work, does anyone where to find his art online?
He has commented on this comments posts, I don't recall his name but you can look for it here.
Don't know about online but did you try the ceiling?
Who's complaining about Seth's wardrobe?! His casualness is actually why I like his show the most.
I just want to know that the host is comfortable
1:48 *copper IUDs actually do block sperm, as it’s toxic to them*
I think that would be poisoning sperm, but I concede the point since the copper is acting on the sperm instead of the oocyte or embryo
celebrity baby teeth. you either don't get it, or you don't get it. i love it.
I hate when you have a break because I am always left with a Corrections shaped hole in my life. Thank goodness you're back!
Super disturbing to think what actual shape that is
Unfortunately, he's planning another break in September. He and Josh are going with 10 of their closest friends on their annual get-together. Knowing Seth, it will probably be in mid-September so he misses the sentencing hearing on the 18th!
When my kid tells long rambling stories with no point that include inside jokes about people I don't know--I roll my eyes. When Seth does it he's nominated for an Emmy. (JK, I love Corrections, please don't ever stop!)