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  • @fortunateson6070
    @fortunateson6070 3 роки тому +21310

    That poor lady crying wasn't really crying over the food, she definitely had something else going on that day and the food being wrong was the tip of the iceberg.

    • @annielemon
      @annielemon 3 роки тому +2321

      Exactly, that actually happened to my mom recently😖

    • @BeinlausiMentegh
      @BeinlausiMentegh 3 роки тому +450

      Way too sensitive.

    • @annielemon
      @annielemon 3 роки тому +3966

      @@BeinlausiMentegh nooo not really, it’s just what happens when you bootle up your emotions until the last straw happens😐

    • @BeinlausiMentegh
      @BeinlausiMentegh 3 роки тому +434

      @@annielemon yeah, and when it's bread slices instead of a bun, you're a slave to your emotions.

    • @city3354
      @city3354 3 роки тому +2490

      @@BeinlausiMentegh omg she is not a slave to her emotions she had the last straw and i think that you need to go and do some research and come back and tell me what you found.

  • @finalbossd
    @finalbossd 3 роки тому +12727

    “Is he dead?”
    “No, he’s just sleeping.”
    It’s literally a monty python skit.

    • @vik1ng313
      @vik1ng313 3 роки тому +229

      Conversely,
      Tony Stark (pointing to Thor): Is he sleeping?
      Rhodey: No, I'm pretty sure he's dead.

    • @nickemrick7466
      @nickemrick7466 3 роки тому +116

      “We keep a pretty good eye on this”

    • @JEnAXxXi
      @JEnAXxXi 3 роки тому +45

      Right. What's all this then?

    • @Achilles5236
      @Achilles5236 3 роки тому +52

      I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I FOUND THIS FUNNIER THAN THE REST OF MY FAMILY OMG THANK YOU

    • @AleksandarIvanov69
      @AleksandarIvanov69 3 роки тому +15

      @@nickemrick7466 did you see her smug, completely deluded face when she said that ?

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 роки тому +4728

    "That lobster is fresh, even though it died, it's good"
    Fresh? *I do not think it means what you think it means*

    • @EnZo1rst
      @EnZo1rst 3 роки тому +132

      Freshly dead

    • @Awesomespade3
      @Awesomespade3 3 роки тому +67

      When KIM JONG-UN is saying it you KNOW you dun fucked up

    • @NotJohnTanner
      @NotJohnTanner 3 роки тому +8

      Fresh and dead

    • @arrowsandeyes3948
      @arrowsandeyes3948 3 роки тому +16

      Died fresh

    • @Slayyy19
      @Slayyy19 3 роки тому +2

      _Bruh when I was reading this, the part was playing lol_

  • @breanakelly6192
    @breanakelly6192 3 роки тому +2012

    Gordon as a baby:“dd d d”
    Parents: “He is about to say his first word!”
    Gordon: “DRY”

  • @WeTheRandom
    @WeTheRandom 3 роки тому +5014

    Gordon Ramsay is the only person that can make "Doughnut" sound more offensive than "F**king".
    LMAO

    • @666neoselen
      @666neoselen 3 роки тому +76

      gordon as always efficient but not vulgar for all things when he talks.

    • @macarooni7578
      @macarooni7578 3 роки тому +2

      Deadass 💀👌

    • @nathanrivera2661
      @nathanrivera2661 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/UDIoCTrkx30/v-deo.html

    • @KjSucksAtGames
      @KjSucksAtGames 3 роки тому +12

      I stg when he said "of course you don't microwave a salad you donut" I laughed for like 3 minutes straight.

    • @samuelbutton7185
      @samuelbutton7185 3 роки тому +4

      @@666neoselen "Fucking hell"
      - Gordon Ramsay

  • @kevinkibbe2679
    @kevinkibbe2679 3 роки тому +5794

    "I'm not a chef but I don't think there's a problem"
    "That's right your name is only on the building"
    The shade there and she didn't even recognize it

    • @akai_otoko
      @akai_otoko 3 роки тому +121

      I died lmfao

    • @wacman101
      @wacman101 3 роки тому +389

      Also the little, "get it right", she added to the end as well XD

    • @ZombieSazza
      @ZombieSazza 3 роки тому +251

      I’m dying over how savage she was, and the idiot didn’t even recognise the shade, it was PERFECT

    • @iamjakepaul944
      @iamjakepaul944 3 роки тому +7

      @@akai_otoko if you died how are you posting comments?

    • @thermalx796
      @thermalx796 3 роки тому +51

      @@iamjakepaul944 he's a 👻

  • @timetraveler69yearsagoplus92
    @timetraveler69yearsagoplus92 3 роки тому +8353

    The fact that this is the official kitchen nightmares channel is just astonishing

    • @thalonisafeminist
      @thalonisafeminist 3 роки тому +214

      Your name really tricked me for a bit😂

    • @dahlia8019
      @dahlia8019 3 роки тому +114

      @@thalonisafeminist me to l was confused l was like shit UA-cam has been here for that long lol

    • @MrNotgoth
      @MrNotgoth 3 роки тому +83

      welcome to Gordon Ramsay on UA-cam, where you really get high quality content no matter where you go

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 3 роки тому +14

      You mean incredible

    • @prodbyseabass4261
      @prodbyseabass4261 3 роки тому +13

      your username is god tier lmaoaoaoao

  • @adequatequality
    @adequatequality 3 роки тому +881

    Chef: "The lobster is fresh"
    Narrator: *The lobster was indeed not fresh*

    • @Emily.Russell
      @Emily.Russell 3 роки тому +27

      *the lobster was indeed fucked*

  • @6ixlxrd
    @6ixlxrd 3 роки тому +12290

    “Is there anything today that I ate that wasn’t microwaved?”
    “The salad.”
    I mean, dude had a point 😂.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 3 роки тому +454

      He wasn't wrong. If you microwave a salad you're a donut

    • @tuatagovailoa1770
      @tuatagovailoa1770 3 роки тому +242

      Microwaving a salad is the most serial killer statement

    • @jonaswhite5842
      @jonaswhite5842 3 роки тому +64

      If that dude was a donut, he’d be a yellow cake donut

    • @3949zxcvbnm
      @3949zxcvbnm 3 роки тому +34

      Yes Mr Ramsey the napkins, table cloth, my shoes.... these paint chips in my pocket

    • @rahulkadiyal
      @rahulkadiyal 3 роки тому +78

      @@tuatagovailoa1770 ever saw that episode where a restaurant grills a Ceasar salad?

  • @SimplyStatistical
    @SimplyStatistical 3 роки тому +7677

    Imagine you're at a restaurant and you're about to bite into a burger when you see Gordon Ramsay ominously standing in the back corner watching you eat

    • @felliaralbae8365
      @felliaralbae8365 3 роки тому +529

      "Is there something wrong with my burger 😀...😦?"

    • @strwbrrylia
      @strwbrrylia 3 роки тому +168

      I'd cry istg

    • @-lani7443
      @-lani7443 3 роки тому +185

      Putting it dooooown…

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 3 роки тому +105

      its just frozen beef.
      the camera man who saw a rat in there....
      didnt say a word or didnt notice but i did... jesus christ.

    • @intorainbowzOG
      @intorainbowzOG 3 роки тому +44

      I'd start taking everything apart in my meal.

  • @mini-_
    @mini-_ 3 роки тому +6030

    Microwaving salad just seems silly to these people, but have they ever had a grilled Caesar salad? A true delicacy.

  • @yoloswaggins2161
    @yoloswaggins2161 3 роки тому +2610

    UK Kitchen Nightmare: We lost our star chef and want to retain our michelin star
    US Kitchen Nightmare: We have literal shit on the floor and serve moldy food despite being frozen and put into the microwave

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 3 роки тому +134

      yeah pretty much. but u forgot a few.
      dead rotting lobster being served.
      1:17 rat nibbled frozen meat.

    • @bobsaturday4273
      @bobsaturday4273 3 роки тому +40

      bit overstated, there have been some s#it places in UK also but the USA does seem to have some really bizarre disgustingly low standards , all you have to look at is the collections of criminals , mass murderers , blithering idiots and swindlers you have installed for presidents since your masters put a bullet in JFK's head

    • @josephsolowyk7697
      @josephsolowyk7697 3 роки тому +6

      @@bobsaturday4273 Shit*

    • @aceknown3230
      @aceknown3230 3 роки тому +5

      I think you have it in reverse

    • @mellow_mallow
      @mellow_mallow 3 роки тому +9

      @@bobsaturday4273 damn I didn't know Yolo Swaggins killed JFK

  • @deangelosummers7717
    @deangelosummers7717 3 роки тому +4506

    “Is there anything that I ate today that wasn’t microwaved”
    Guy: “The Salad”
    Everyone:😐
    Guy: Why are you booing me? I am right!!

    • @mayasudac6232
      @mayasudac6232 3 роки тому +108

      I think he was trying to say that as a joke to show how much they microwave the food

    • @lucapeyrefitte6899
      @lucapeyrefitte6899 3 роки тому +127

      They hated him because he told them the truth 😂

    • @Pvision-LA
      @Pvision-LA 3 роки тому +27

      It was facts though lmao

    • @koessi80
      @koessi80 3 роки тому +26

      Him: They called me a mad man

    • @amber-ri7tm
      @amber-ri7tm 3 роки тому +8

      Ok but I mean he has a point though nobody microwaves salad

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 3 роки тому +10834

    Gordon Ramsay knows when something is dead or fresh

    • @poo1945
      @poo1945 3 роки тому +56

      seriously

    • @iss8223
      @iss8223 3 роки тому +236

      @Goldie It's not difficult, it's pretty obvious. The tank had a buildup of bacteria on the corners. My father is a chef in a seafood restaurant and he's worst tempered than Gordon. Gordon was just being nice compared to my father.

    • @jonnym4670
      @jonnym4670 3 роки тому +10

      I wanna see Gordon vs tyler durden

    • @MuzikBike
      @MuzikBike 3 роки тому +33

      What if something is dead fresh or freshly dead?

    • @iss8223
      @iss8223 3 роки тому +29

      @@MuzikBike More like how did it die and from what. One could go fishing and it will still be fresh until one kills it.

  • @austinfiregaming9740
    @austinfiregaming9740 3 роки тому +13793

    *I like the sound of that title*

  • @jpachu16
    @jpachu16 3 роки тому +319

    “I’m not a chef”
    “That’s right. Your name is only on the building. Get it right!” Lololol savagggeeeee

    • @komarbat23
      @komarbat23 3 роки тому +18

      Owner so far off she didn’t even know that it was an insult 😂

  • @midget-jem2104
    @midget-jem2104 3 роки тому +3602

    “I’m not the chef” “that’s right, your name is ONLY on the building” 💀

    • @pedrocardoso8855
      @pedrocardoso8855 3 роки тому +200

      Every one else was like:
      _oof size_ : *M E G A*

    • @complimentbot7015
      @complimentbot7015 3 роки тому +13

      your

    • @complimentbot7015
      @complimentbot7015 3 роки тому +28

      @@pedrocardoso8855 cringe

    • @tisbleuoctober694
      @tisbleuoctober694 3 роки тому +39

      Honestly I don’t even know if that was sarcasm or a peptalk. 😂

    • @pedrocardoso8855
      @pedrocardoso8855 3 роки тому +110

      @@complimentbot7015 Gordon looked in his dish, under the oven, asked the roaches, searched in every corner of the walk in fridge, but he still wasn't able to find who tf asked.

  • @JSmellerM
    @JSmellerM 3 роки тому +2842

    "Too much olive oil for you?"
    "Do YoU tHiNk ThErE's ToO mUcH oLiVe OiL iN tHeRe?"
    The sass. I. LOVE. IT.

    • @cornfield6887
      @cornfield6887 3 роки тому +10

      I wheezed so hard when I watched that part lmao

    • @thedeeh4528
      @thedeeh4528 3 роки тому +31

      His face when he says it. It was like he was staring at a doorknob. 😂😂

    • @GAnimeRO
      @GAnimeRO 3 роки тому +3

      Time to binge watch the whole episodes again!

    • @Duckie00
      @Duckie00 3 роки тому +4

      Lmao then he says "i hope theirs a hospital near by" 🤧💀

    • @soph6539
      @soph6539 3 роки тому

      Gets me every time

  • @isathemonica
    @isathemonica 3 роки тому +2059

    "is it dead?" "no i think it's just sleeping" my family everyday talking about me in quarantine

  • @noahpehowic6080
    @noahpehowic6080 2 роки тому +161

    If you're out of buns, then you inform the customer(s) who ordered a burger and ask them if they'd be okay with it on sourdough or if they'd like to order something else. You don't just assume they'll be fine with it. Even fast food restaurants do this!
    And you can't just pull frozen ground beef out of the freezer and immediately put it on the grill to cook, it could cook improperly.

  • @sedlyholmes3722
    @sedlyholmes3722 3 роки тому +2751

    Gordon: "Who's the head chef?"
    Microwave: allow me to introduce myself chef

    • @otter124
      @otter124 3 роки тому +55

      Microwave is literally more useful than any of their brains

    • @benemerald
      @benemerald 3 роки тому +70

      Chef Mike does a lot of work in these restaurants!

    • @MaryTheresa1986
      @MaryTheresa1986 3 роки тому +39

      @@benemerald Chef Mike is the unsung hero of the restaurant business.

    • @atticusgrace277
      @atticusgrace277 2 роки тому +1

      An't that the truth! 💖😂🖐️

    • @_the_1999
      @_the_1999 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂

  • @kay-dc8495
    @kay-dc8495 3 роки тому +664

    "The salad"
    *"Sometimes my genius, it's almost frightening"*

  • @Insultive
    @Insultive 3 роки тому +2870

    Only thing better than microwaving a salad is grilling a lettuce

  • @AngelAllenson
    @AngelAllenson 3 роки тому +1958

    I’m glad that the comments are nice about the lady that was crying. She didn’t seem like a bitch and she continued to talk calmly and respectfully to the server despite everything being fucked up. I get her. I tear up when I’m frustrated too and for it to happen in public in front of family too would make me want to cry even more.

    • @sanorii9573
      @sanorii9573 3 роки тому +99

      Honestly
      I can't blame her, I've been EXTREMELY upset over food before as well 😂.
      Not while I was out eating, but we all have our expectations with any food.

    • @iwillwh00pyoa52
      @iwillwh00pyoa52 2 роки тому +6

      NAH SHE'S JUST A KAREN!

    • @liamdickson90
      @liamdickson90 2 роки тому +26

      I think somebody crying over bread needs to get a grip, like the rest of you

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 2 роки тому +135

      @@liamdickson90 Ten bucks says you have the most fragile ego of anyone here

    • @liamdickson90
      @liamdickson90 2 роки тому +8

      @@WobblesandBean you cried over the bread too, didn't you?

  • @rdd2s403
    @rdd2s403 3 роки тому +1474

    “I can’t serve that.... i guess i have to”
    Poor guy. He could tell that lady was going to be upset & he never even saw her

    • @alexbylczynski4065
      @alexbylczynski4065 2 роки тому +30

      It's so disappointing when you serve food you wouldn't even want to eat

    • @NineteenInFrench
      @NineteenInFrench 2 роки тому +16

      What you gotta do in a restaurant. Not that it's acceptable, he just didn't have a choice.

  • @Rekter
    @Rekter 3 роки тому +27317

    The person running this account is a godsend, never change.

  • @sirrichter5336
    @sirrichter5336 3 роки тому +3167

    Every owner be like:
    “I cant believe chef Ramsey thought our _____ was bad! He is wrong!”

    • @litmodz4826
      @litmodz4826 3 роки тому +19

      I think I'm a *decent* cook and even i think gordan think my food would be bad
      :(
      Edit: Not bad "shit"

    • @ENT931
      @ENT931 3 роки тому +13

      @James Anderson you are right...Taste is subjective but having a successful business isn’t ...

    • @Hypurian1
      @Hypurian1 3 роки тому +2

      @@litmodz4826 Ive taken both is master classes and even I think he would say I was a FAQUING DONKEEYY!!!! XDXD

    • @baldred7002
      @baldred7002 3 роки тому +4

      "everyone loves our food!"

    • @Ganon999
      @Ganon999 3 роки тому +2

      Textbook definition of Delusional lol

  • @WobblesandBean
    @WobblesandBean 2 роки тому +93

    People are making fun of that poor woman, but can you imagine having a bad day, you go out to eat, you're left waiting over an hour, and when you finally get your food, you're served THAT. I don't blame her for crying, I would, too.

    • @Nefariously_ignorant
      @Nefariously_ignorant Рік тому +1

      I used to be more reactive when something with food like that would happen but I don't know that I eat more fruit and veg
      With me it was the sugar crashes I didn't know I was getting from the food I ate too often, like white bread, pasta, potato things, pizza etc
      Most healthy food burns slowly so you have energy for a lot longer after eating each meal
      Idk if that's anything that might benefit you, it's just my experience

  • @djtube9644
    @djtube9644 3 роки тому +1508

    Gets called a donut and even his two home boys started laughing😭😭😭🤣

    • @vannamaharaj1713
      @vannamaharaj1713 3 роки тому +88

      It really be your own people😭

    • @wes6244
      @wes6244 3 роки тому +56

      😂 Seeing them laugh made it funnier. I loved the energy back there.

    • @chrischimera
      @chrischimera 3 роки тому +20

      The salad not being microwaved 😂

  • @aficionadoavacado559
    @aficionadoavacado559 3 роки тому +1843

    “That’s right, your name is only on the building. Get it right.”
    God DAMN light em up dude

    • @tanyab8088
      @tanyab8088 3 роки тому +69

      Yes . She got her

    • @esanchez1906
      @esanchez1906 3 роки тому +25

      Yeah, I just watched that part and damn, she really came for her. Rightfully so tho

    • @Viktor_Von_Doom
      @Viktor_Von_Doom 3 роки тому +24

      That woman is my freaking hero

    • @fernieu3537
      @fernieu3537 3 роки тому +12

      Dammmn the owner was so oblivious to the comment too

  • @glutenfreehand-jobs4918
    @glutenfreehand-jobs4918 3 роки тому +1072

    3:25
    “Is he dead?”
    “No I think he’s just sleeping”
    The tried and true excuse to hide something that’s definitely dead

    • @TheSpoonman00
      @TheSpoonman00 3 роки тому +12

      That was straight out of a Monty Python sketch LMAO

  • @printer13
    @printer13 3 роки тому +110

    Gordon: "How do you run out of potatoes?"
    Ireland: *Triggered.*

  • @ILY1273
    @ILY1273 3 роки тому +9171

    The lady crying over a bun is honestly so relatable... She got catfished by her own meal.

    • @noteminemsburneraccount324
      @noteminemsburneraccount324 3 роки тому +481

      Its a saaad day when even your food catfishes you

    • @0crescent_candy050
      @0crescent_candy050 3 роки тому +293

      I'd be hella disappointed.

    • @ItsOttis
      @ItsOttis 3 роки тому +179

      first world problems

    • @marsmontufar6319
      @marsmontufar6319 3 роки тому +385

      @@ItsOttis yep. But also, does that mean people are just supposed to eat badly when they’re paying for it??

    • @bbpd5315
      @bbpd5315 3 роки тому +159

      @@marsmontufar6319 imagine crying over a bun🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @tamjam98
    @tamjam98 3 роки тому +3177

    something about Gordon dangling a dead lobster and just saying "he's fucked" really cracked me up🤣🤣

    • @thelonewolf7443
      @thelonewolf7443 3 роки тому +7

      Is that a Pamela Isley (Poison Ivy) cosplay picture? 😏

    • @tamjam98
      @tamjam98 3 роки тому +2

      @Deucalion Ray haha thank you🥰

    • @bigsteve6729
      @bigsteve6729 3 роки тому +14

      He is a very effective swearer 😂

    • @fukodrop7496
      @fukodrop7496 3 роки тому +5

      Imagine having a bad day and then you go out to eat and get a burger like this. I would totally cry to 😂

    • @bobsaturday4273
      @bobsaturday4273 3 роки тому +4

      he identified with it

  • @meatyyt8731
    @meatyyt8731 3 роки тому +604

    “Is he dead?”
    “No, he’s just sleeping”
    “No hes fucked”

    • @codzz6979
      @codzz6979 3 роки тому +18

      @Muzainah it’s UA-cam not UA-cam kids lol

    • @Bradley_Warren
      @Bradley_Warren 3 роки тому +9

      @UCnyyKkO1OG6IhBcYhBZTEdg It is literally in the video. If that offends you then you shouldn't even be watching this video you donut!

    • @KodeName.X
      @KodeName.X 3 роки тому +1

      @Muzainah no one passed the vibe check hahahahah

  • @LaTorta-in4ux
    @LaTorta-in4ux 2 роки тому +47

    I love gordon because in every episode he is always conscious that the ones bringing the food don’t have the fault about the crappy food and treats them as nicely as possible.

  • @braedcat2964
    @braedcat2964 3 роки тому +3077

    "how do u run out of potatoes?"
    most reasonable statement ever

    • @coolguy082
      @coolguy082 3 роки тому +237

      Ireland would like to have a word

    • @coolguy082
      @coolguy082 3 роки тому +84

      @Olive “Sorry folks, were all out of salt”

    • @imaginti259
      @imaginti259 3 роки тому +64

      I mean i have been to several KFCs and they had no chicken, not sure how that is possible considering it is basically the only thing they sell.

    • @matthewanthony4606
      @matthewanthony4606 3 роки тому +6

      The great potato famine was a thing. Jesus these zoom classes don’t teach you kids anything

    • @goodboy7721
      @goodboy7721 3 роки тому +77

      ​@@matthewanthony4606 Get off your high horse buddy. We are talking about a restaurant that knows that everyone and their mother will come and still doesn't stock up on a basic product.

  • @SATANTA_
    @SATANTA_ 3 роки тому +2658

    Woman: * in tears *
    Man: HoW Do YoU RuN OuT oF PoTaToEs

    • @unhandydaddy5117
      @unhandydaddy5117 3 роки тому +360

      Ireland: *sweats profusely*

    • @andrewgagne4465
      @andrewgagne4465 3 роки тому +20

      @@y4n0 you sell more then you have

    • @y4n0
      @y4n0 3 роки тому +2

      @@andrewgagne4465 buy more potatoes

    • @andrewgagne4465
      @andrewgagne4465 3 роки тому +27

      @@y4n0 in the middle of a shift, great idea man, ever worked in a restaurant or food truck before? You should this is revolutionary stuff

    • @y4n0
      @y4n0 3 роки тому +3

      @@andrewgagne4465 no just close it and buy more potatoes? I’m not sure if they ran out exactly when Ramsay came and if that’s the case well that’s just their bad luck. And I’m 100% you haven’t worked in a restaurant so yeah....

  • @JamesHetfieldIsGod
    @JamesHetfieldIsGod 3 роки тому +2807

    The only reason they don't microwave the salad is because chef Mic don't like salad

    • @theodorvepper
      @theodorvepper 3 роки тому +32

      @@AxxLAfriku what are you?

    • @b.3820
      @b.3820 3 роки тому +15

      it’s chef mike.

    • @tacobox1441
      @tacobox1441 3 роки тому +31

      @@AxxLAfriku Jesus Christ not you again, go make some actual content you donut

    • @hughjass9437
      @hughjass9437 3 роки тому +10

      @@AxxLAfriku ratio

    • @readysteadywhoa
      @readysteadywhoa 3 роки тому +2

      They could grill it instead

  • @oneubemochi
    @oneubemochi 3 роки тому +40

    The way Gordon said “he’s gone” when talking about the dead-ass lobster…rest in peace bro 🥺

  • @NeedyBoBeedy
    @NeedyBoBeedy 3 роки тому +3145

    they better be paying the guy who names the titles a ton. dude single handedly got 5 times more views for a normal video

    • @ThomasSev29ID
      @ThomasSev29ID 3 роки тому +42

      It's Gordon himself.

    • @Brw78
      @Brw78 3 роки тому +13

      Person*

    • @SarahbearJayne
      @SarahbearJayne 3 роки тому +2

      Agreed for real

    • @ForestForge-q9t
      @ForestForge-q9t 3 роки тому +14

      @@Lil_micro mate you have the maturity of a 5 year old so pipe down 😂

    • @TheGreatBoomy25
      @TheGreatBoomy25 3 роки тому +4

      No? They didn't even capitalize the first letter of the title.

  • @maikeschutzeichel6237
    @maikeschutzeichel6237 3 роки тому +1753

    I love how he is so polite to the servers who can´t change anything about the food and are just delivering and how he is so very different to the people doing absolute crap in the kitchen!

    • @antayafairless9028
      @antayafairless9028 3 роки тому +5

      What is a citchen lol

    • @maikeschutzeichel6237
      @maikeschutzeichel6237 3 роки тому +7

      @@antayafairless9028 Sorry, meant kitchen

    • @andrewharbison720
      @andrewharbison720 3 роки тому +11

      Exactly waiters and waitresses get the shit when it's the cooks fault and the cook never has to deal with it.

    • @sapphixnova2849
      @sapphixnova2849 3 роки тому +8

      Right that’s y I get so mad when my parents or who ever I’m with complains and gets mad at the waiters if the food is bad cause it ain’t their fault . If I have an issue with the food I tell them politely in hope they tell who ever made it that or I make a review or don’t say anything at all .

    • @yvettebranch
      @yvettebranch 2 роки тому

      @@andrewharbison720 and even then, sometimes it’s not the chefs’ fault, rather the owners and Gordon understands it

  • @Engeldemuerte
    @Engeldemuerte 3 роки тому +499

    "That's right, your name is only on the building, get it right."
    Jesus Christ, youtube. Next time warn me before you show me a snuff film.

    • @baronvonfaust
      @baronvonfaust 3 роки тому +43

      I reckon that is one of the best fatalities in all of KN and it doesn't even involve Ramsay lol

    • @dickraynes1339
      @dickraynes1339 3 роки тому +25

      The sass from the servers was perfection in that episode

  • @-Gurza-
    @-Gurza- 3 роки тому +58

    "The lobster's fresh, even though it died."
    Was this guy born on opposite day?

  • @electthelambda
    @electthelambda 3 роки тому +823

    "We done f*cked up all this man's food.."
    Todesha is iconic

    • @isaamaandaa
      @isaamaandaa 2 роки тому +20

      when she said that, i laughed so hard. she's truly iconic. ✨

    • @NetSraC1306
      @NetSraC1306 2 роки тому +7

      Love when she enters the kitchen with the salad and it's such a mess, she doesn't know what to say.

  • @BLTZNinja
    @BLTZNinja 3 роки тому +1716

    “How do you run out of potatoes???”
    Ireland: *PTSD*

    • @GATguy98
      @GATguy98 3 роки тому +59

      Hahahaha that’s fucking brilliant *cries as gaeilge*

    • @toffeelatte6042
      @toffeelatte6042 3 роки тому +16

      CRIES I NGAEILGE

    • @rand.3897
      @rand.3897 3 роки тому +7

      I was looking for a comment on that guy saying that lmfao

    • @WackAWarrior
      @WackAWarrior 3 роки тому +3

      Must've ate them all..

    • @ksrebelbuck7936
      @ksrebelbuck7936 3 роки тому +12

      Soviet Union: *cries in communism*

  • @DawahUniverse
    @DawahUniverse 3 роки тому +1926

    Ramsay: "Is there anything today that I ate that wasn't microwaved?"
    Set 8 kid: "tHe saLaD"

  • @jennahenke5401
    @jennahenke5401 2 роки тому +30

    Even though Gordon says he’s not laughing every time he calls someone a doughnut, I don’t blame them for laughing cuz that’s the funniest thing ever😂

  • @deathray6032
    @deathray6032 3 роки тому +755

    I swear that the kitchen nightmare youtube channel is run by interns who just understand meme culture

  • @hqm9656
    @hqm9656 3 роки тому +838

    “That’s right, your name is only on the building. Get it right” shoutout to that waitress for speaking up!

  • @hmt4381
    @hmt4381 3 роки тому +509

    In the funeral of a friend:
    *"He is just sleeping"*

    • @ArchangelSteve
      @ArchangelSteve 3 роки тому +28

      That friend is still fresh...

    • @Mizzraim
      @Mizzraim 3 роки тому

      @@ArchangelSteve lmfao

    • @gunaf28
      @gunaf28 3 роки тому +8

      "its died, but its good"

    • @braedanhunda
      @braedanhunda 3 роки тому +1

      And then Gordon picks up the body, and fucking snaps it in half. "Nah, he's fucked"

  • @Licjr
    @Licjr 3 роки тому +39

    The waitress from Michone’s is a legend, throwing more shade than a fucking umbrella

    • @joshuagross3151
      @joshuagross3151 2 роки тому +4

      Hope she found better employment after the place shut down.

  • @fatrh4495
    @fatrh4495 3 роки тому +2878

    Don’t stop with these fresh memes

    • @nicholasdelpizzo1594
      @nicholasdelpizzo1594 3 роки тому +14

      A glass of water is better than all of the meals in this video

    • @tobiasgorgen7592
      @tobiasgorgen7592 3 роки тому +12

      The memes are fresh frozen and microwaved

    • @Gamertag5714
      @Gamertag5714 3 роки тому +2

      Nothing like a nice hot salad with your cold fish

    • @mattycottam4080
      @mattycottam4080 3 роки тому +1

      Let’s hope the memes don’t get frozen Cus we don’t want freshly frozen memes

    • @madalinaspataru1762
      @madalinaspataru1762 3 роки тому +1

      Freshly frozen memes

  • @HighlyRegardted
    @HighlyRegardted 3 роки тому +5076

    When he said the lobster “passed away” I lost it... it’s a lobster not your great auntie

    • @Kopivm
      @Kopivm 3 роки тому +390

      Maybe the lobster was his great auntie 😔😔😔

    • @NeedForSpeed.2004
      @NeedForSpeed.2004 3 роки тому +248

      “It’s a lobster not ur great auntie” sounds like something Gordon Ramsay would say

    • @fuckmylifewtf
      @fuckmylifewtf 3 роки тому +141

      Though I really do pity those lobsters. Poor things are in a tiny tank WITH a dead body. I definitely wouldn't be a happy lobster (I guess happy lobsters taste better)

    • @jarednil69
      @jarednil69 3 роки тому +71

      DANG if I was a poor lobster jammed into a small aquarium like that, I'd PASS AWAY too!😆

    • @zerosu1862
      @zerosu1862 3 роки тому +34

      I mean... the lobster did pass away though

  • @Karicat6
    @Karicat6 3 роки тому +882

    “That lobster’s fresh, even though it died.”
    He’d enjoy being a mortician

  • @exoticfruitsalad
    @exoticfruitsalad 3 роки тому +28

    4:26 "You must be busy...?" Most polite/British way of saying 'get away from me'

  • @카주방찬이
    @카주방찬이 3 роки тому +424

    "Girl, they don' fucked up ALL this man food."
    THIS WHOLE CLIP WAS ICONIC-

    • @ernestthecatmiller4210
      @ernestthecatmiller4210 3 роки тому +3

      Talks like she never made it past 3rd grade. Sad really..

    • @ienzio7795
      @ienzio7795 3 роки тому +44

      @@ernestthecatmiller4210 It's just AAVE

    • @ernestthecatmiller4210
      @ernestthecatmiller4210 2 роки тому +3

      @arianna you're right. Sorry

    • @donniefleuryy.29
      @donniefleuryy.29 2 роки тому +9

      @@ernestthecatmiller4210 bruh😂cmon now

    • @smittythetaxcollector2239
      @smittythetaxcollector2239 2 роки тому +1

      @@ernestthecatmiller4210 Come on mate, you’re representing all Antons out here, and they already don’t have a good rep. Pleaaaaase.

  • @BadAustinRock
    @BadAustinRock 3 роки тому +653

    I love that there was just one guy who had a reasonable mind and didn’t want to serve the frozen burgers on sourdough bread but he works for the dumbasses who thought it was a great idea so he had no say at all

    • @hereliesviktor1570
      @hereliesviktor1570 3 роки тому +8

      Thats on capitalism, my friend

    • @DimT670
      @DimT670 3 роки тому +31

      @@hereliesviktor1570 nah. If they actually wanted to make money they wouldn't actively sabotage their buisiness
      Its on stupidity

    • @danitreutler3229
      @danitreutler3229 3 роки тому +11

      Why didn't they just send someone to a grocery store or bakery to buy 4 more bags of burger buns? lol

    • @SefniVinalonn
      @SefniVinalonn 3 роки тому +20

      @@hereliesviktor1570 That business failed, so Capitalism worked. They lowered their standards and went out of business.

    • @matts6816
      @matts6816 3 роки тому +3

      @@hereliesviktor1570 capitalism is a shitty business that lower their standards will get a bad reputation and go out of business? Ok sign me up for more capitalism

  • @nicholasdelpizzo1594
    @nicholasdelpizzo1594 3 роки тому +681

    Chef Mike getting a whole video dedicated to himself

    • @aguajelly
      @aguajelly 3 роки тому +6

      As he should

    • @ChrisTian-sd5yq
      @ChrisTian-sd5yq 3 роки тому +1

      you haven't seen the unlisted videos it seems

  • @clutchtastic_
    @clutchtastic_ 3 роки тому +14

    11:45 I like how Gordon turns to this guy almost like he had a line

  • @todd2020
    @todd2020 3 роки тому +483

    "the salad wasn't microwaved"
    yeah this is big brain time

    • @SALshaNoma
      @SALshaNoma 3 роки тому +8

      Well he did ask what he ate that wasn't microwaved. All he was doing was answering.

    • @todd2020
      @todd2020 3 роки тому +3

      @@SALshaNoma it was still grilled tho

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 3 роки тому

      @@todd2020 reminds me of the grilled lettuce episode. lol

  • @dukejc1111
    @dukejc1111 3 роки тому +806

    People should stop commenting about the title and pay attention to the glorious content behind the title.

    • @dukejc1111
      @dukejc1111 3 роки тому +8

      :0 thanks for the heart

    • @alexanderbudianto7794
      @alexanderbudianto7794 3 роки тому +1

      Have you seen the "From Kitchen Nightmares" for this video? They're even better.

    • @CaffeineBrittany
      @CaffeineBrittany 3 роки тому +3

      Same to you too though

    • @pokochoco5931
      @pokochoco5931 3 роки тому +2

      @@dukejc1111 good job on not editing your comment

    • @deadwinglullaby
      @deadwinglullaby 3 роки тому

      it's possible to do two things. For non-Americans, anyway.

  • @CFijWPG
    @CFijWPG 3 роки тому +1003

    "What's your field?"
    "Nuclear biology."
    "Artificial intelligence."
    "Astrophysics."
    "I smokes the meats."

    • @jamesflames6987
      @jamesflames6987 3 роки тому +37

      That's not all he smokes...

    • @CardinalSlayZ
      @CardinalSlayZ 3 роки тому +2

      @Cobra Kai bruh your sense if humour is very bad i can say by seeing your comments

    • @jimsmith9853
      @jimsmith9853 3 роки тому +1

      🤣

    • @CP-C-UNION-i
      @CP-C-UNION-i 3 роки тому

      @Cobra Kai nfdl

    • @CP-C-UNION-i
      @CP-C-UNION-i 3 роки тому +1

      @Cobra Kai Citizen is 10-130m. You want a malcompliance verdict?

  • @rudomhende5108
    @rudomhende5108 3 роки тому +29

    I always love Chef Microwave. Working hard 24/7 🥴

  • @guatermelon7543
    @guatermelon7543 3 роки тому +1048

    “How do you run out of potatoes!?”
    Ireland: allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @pericoconuntelefono8097
      @pericoconuntelefono8097 3 роки тому +11

      Can You give me a little bit of history so i can understand the joke

    • @guatermelon7543
      @guatermelon7543 3 роки тому +53

      @@pericoconuntelefono8097 There was a huge potato famine in Ireland either in the late 1800’s or early 1900’s leading to a mass immigration to the US. Since potatoes were the main thing they could grow in their soil. That’s basically the gist of it if I remember correctly

    • @pericoconuntelefono8097
      @pericoconuntelefono8097 3 роки тому +6

      @@guatermelon7543 oh thank you

    • @Justaperson354
      @Justaperson354 3 роки тому +3

      Wow, not cool dude. Way too soon. 🙄

    • @CrumbsLamond
      @CrumbsLamond 3 роки тому +29

      @@pericoconuntelefono8097 and it basically 90% of their economy and diet was based around the potato so the whole country went hungry and poor

  • @keinlieb3818
    @keinlieb3818 3 роки тому +1285

    "The salad wasn't microwaved"
    Dude just being honest.

    • @duck2976
      @duck2976 3 роки тому +10

      True

    • @ryuuthefrog3775
      @ryuuthefrog3775 3 роки тому +37

      Gordon took it as sass but honestly what else would you say

    • @Unknownexplorer666
      @Unknownexplorer666 3 роки тому +8

      Donut AKA precision eyes..

    • @JuanCKaun
      @JuanCKaun 3 роки тому +10

      @@ryuuthefrog3775 nothing. Say nothing.

    • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
      @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 3 роки тому +2

      Honestly you could say anything, if you’re featured on this show it’s likely already known you’re incompetent in your field anyway

  • @jakelockly2444
    @jakelockly2444 3 роки тому +651

    “It’s an hour into dinner service, and the kitchen has run out of it’s special: Fresh hamburgers” LMAO

    • @TheBoundBowman
      @TheBoundBowman 3 роки тому +18

      Sourdough could have worked, just put some butter and grill it golden brown.

    • @harrisonbetker2271
      @harrisonbetker2271 3 роки тому +7

      At least the krusty krab never had that issue.

    • @apolloonmars6328
      @apolloonmars6328 3 роки тому +5

      @@TheBoundBowman you ain't never coming to a cookout homie

    • @funkmunkle
      @funkmunkle 3 роки тому

      Idk I’ve had many burgers on things other than buns that were amazing. But not a frozen burger with no toppings.

    • @apolloonmars6328
      @apolloonmars6328 3 роки тому

      @@funkmunkle like what?

  • @ghostly5866
    @ghostly5866 3 роки тому +17

    That cook who said "the salad" is a master troll lol.

  • @bradee129
    @bradee129 3 роки тому +311

    owner: why do people not eat here
    gordon: it’s because the food is bad
    owner: >:(

    • @SamBrickell
      @SamBrickell 3 роки тому +18

      Yeah honestly what would they prefer?
      "Why do people not eat here?"
      GR: "Honestly, I have no idea. Your food is great, your décor is on point, and your staff is amazing... I guess you're just fucked, bye!"

    • @loganchase4371
      @loganchase4371 3 роки тому +2

      "Mr. Ramsay, help, my business is failing!"
      "Your food is shit."
      "Well what does he know anyway, fuck him."

  • @kenyagonzalez1072
    @kenyagonzalez1072 3 роки тому +3

    Someone commented on another video saying the British version of Ramsey’s shows are better and maaan this one really showed it. There’s so much dramatic music and you don’t even see a full conversation, just cut after cut

  • @Zonicoi1
    @Zonicoi1 3 роки тому +723

    "It's not a problem to me, I'm not a chef but i don't think it's a big deal"
    "Yeah your name is just on the building"
    That server is top notch of not giving a fuck

    • @kexard
      @kexard 3 роки тому +2

      Biting realism. Love it.

    • @Anon21486
      @Anon21486 3 роки тому +3

      I am going to be honest, that interaction between the front of house is something that made me smile. Yes, it was a burn but the person was still laughing at the end of it.

    • @zbb45567
      @zbb45567 3 роки тому

      do you know where i can watch the full video

    • @MamaBearKS
      @MamaBearKS 3 роки тому +6

      @Kill all Black people With that username I'm wondering how you're even allowed to say anything.

    • @Megadextrious
      @Megadextrious 3 роки тому +1

      I wish I had the guts to be that brutally honest 🤣🤣🤣 she was the best

  • @billsmith30
    @billsmith30 3 роки тому +318

    "I think that lobster is dead"
    *Snaps a lobster in half, with no reaction at all*
    Yeah I think that lobster might be dead

  • @agnes915
    @agnes915 3 роки тому +100

    that one lady who tells the owner “yeah your name is only on the building, get it right” always gets me lol, tell her!

  • @SRGCorey
    @SRGCorey 3 роки тому +8

    "Chef": lobster is fresh, even though it died its good
    Lobster: welp... time to get people sick with the bacteria flowing through me.

  • @BAP3221
    @BAP3221 3 роки тому +479

    Gordon: Is there anything that i ate today that wasnt microwaved.
    Cook: the salad
    Im dead.

    • @calebwarner4104
      @calebwarner4104 3 роки тому +7

      Well he wasn’t wrong

    • @demuredaemon4684
      @demuredaemon4684 3 роки тому

      Gordon said “So you’ve chosen.. death.”

    • @frankrichter1634
      @frankrichter1634 3 роки тому

      Understandable have a great day xD

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 3 роки тому +2

      better than the whole our chef mike.
      gordon is like o can i meet him.
      and they point at a microwave.

  • @markaged
    @markaged 3 роки тому +172

    "That's right, your name is only on the building; get it right."
    Savage

    • @lunanimomusic
      @lunanimomusic 3 роки тому +4

      I was waiting for this part in the video after seeing your comment and didn’t realize that a server(Not Gordon) said this to the owner.
      God dayum!!!

  • @ohheyychristian
    @ohheyychristian 3 роки тому +40

    8:55
    "I don't think it's a problem, but I'm not a chef so I have no idea."
    "That's right your name is only on the building so get it right."
    ABSOLUTELY ROASTED LOOOOOOL

  • @unexplainablegamer
    @unexplainablegamer Рік тому +5

    I mean, you wait an hour, you expect a gourmet-esque burger. Instead, you get frozen fries and the bun becomes sourdough bread. I completely understand why that woman was going to cry; she waited that long for a low-tier burger.

  • @someguy4384
    @someguy4384 3 роки тому +546

    "That is extremely unacceptable!"
    Not one minute earlier:
    "Nah that lobster is sleeping."

    • @someguy4384
      @someguy4384 3 роки тому +5

      @@booadaboopye5084
      Y...yes. That's the point of my comment. Earlier means "happened first," my dude.

    • @booadaboopye5084
      @booadaboopye5084 3 роки тому +1

      @@someguy4384 Oh shoot I’m blind lol

    • @booadaboopye5084
      @booadaboopye5084 3 роки тому +1

      @@someguy4384 sorry

    • @Handles-Suck-YouTube
      @Handles-Suck-YouTube 3 роки тому

      @@booadaboopye5084 It's rare to see stuff like this on the web, so take some positivity for apologising for a mistake.

    • @booadaboopye5084
      @booadaboopye5084 3 роки тому

      @@Handles-Suck-UA-cam Thanks

  • @nsmith420
    @nsmith420 3 роки тому +214

    “He’s f**ked - no he’s gone” that had me howling 😆

  • @zenfriend3260
    @zenfriend3260 3 роки тому +473

    Imagine you work hard all week, and you and your family decide to go out for dinner. You're already hungry on your way in, but then you wait over an hour for the food you ordered to get to your table. When you finally get it, you're starving and you just wanted a nice little night out to light up your week, and the food is something you could've just pulled out of your freezer and cooked at home. I would've cried too.

    • @kitten2516
      @kitten2516 3 роки тому +68

      And on top of that They didn’t give her fries since they ran out

    • @stijnlammers7005
      @stijnlammers7005 3 роки тому +39

      You understand they know Ramsay is there right? Expecting the food and service to be good when Ramsay is there to fix the restaurant is just dumb. She's just crying for the camera lol

    • @kitten2516
      @kitten2516 3 роки тому +6

      @@stijnlammers7005 that could be true

    • @killingwitchs
      @killingwitchs 3 роки тому +34

      Imagine going to a restraunt you know is undergoing an investigation by Gordon Ramsey for being shit, thinking something good will come out of it. She's an idiot as well.

    • @lovely1592
      @lovely1592 3 роки тому +37

      As a girl I know the feeling when aunt Flo visits and you’ve had a shitty day . All you want and all you crave is a burger and fries.and you hear about a restaurant who supposedly has good ones so you go just to find out that not only that they are out of fries, but your burger is coming on a huge slice of un toasted bread.and the meal is probably $15+

  • @alec6975
    @alec6975 2 роки тому +21

    I love how kind he is with the staff all the time. He says the truth, and he says it bluntly, but he always seems to be able to tell when it just is out of the staff's control, and is kind to them. As a server, I wish all my customers were like him

    • @joshuagross3151
      @joshuagross3151 2 роки тому

      I don't. It's the rude ones that help you hone your patience.
      I once had a retired drill sergeant, who'd come in every morning with his wife. The man had a touch of dementia that usually eased up when he had his morning meal. The mornings I was on shift would consist of him airing out his lungs and repeating his order at max volumes, despite there being a bun and medium dark roast sitting in front of him every time. If I weren't used to it, I would probably have been cowering behind the counter as that little old man shouted every dirty word in the book to get me to fill his order.
      Good fella. Wife tipped well. She never spoke a word of English.

    • @albedoweatheruno
      @albedoweatheruno Рік тому

      ​@@joshuagross3151i dont understand people like you that say "rude customers build patience"
      what a reversed way of thinking, would you think people were weak and too cowardly if they were intimidated by a literal drill sargeant barking orders? damn

    • @joshuagross3151
      @joshuagross3151 Рік тому

      @@albedoweatheruno No, I think employees would generally be unprepared to handle the situation and freeze up at a random unpaying customer, shouting profanities.
      And considering I'm from a generation that typically goes online to consistently whine about significantly less stressful situations than that, I could say worse.

  • @chorizojoe8282
    @chorizojoe8282 3 роки тому +112

    World class chef: *Gives honest critique*
    Restaurant owner barely making ends meet: He is WRONG

  • @Say_Tin
    @Say_Tin 3 роки тому +142

    "That lobster's _fresh_ . Even though it died, it's _good_ ."
    I don't think you know what 'fresh' means...

    • @pureskill123
      @pureskill123 3 роки тому +2

      Well, fish can be fresh even though it's dead.

    • @DimT670
      @DimT670 3 роки тому +2

      @@pureskill123 lobster ain't fish

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 3 роки тому +1

      It’s freshly dead lol

    • @18Hongo
      @18Hongo 3 роки тому

      It's pining for the fjords!

    • @Wheres_my_Dragonator
      @Wheres_my_Dragonator 3 роки тому

      @@pureskill123 Fish get put in ice after getting caught even before it dies. It stays like that until the customer buys it. This lobster literally died in room temperature water and has been sitting there dead the entire time.

  • @raffyel179
    @raffyel179 3 роки тому +162

    Owner: *tries to give Ramsay some tongs to take the lobster out*
    Chef Ramsay: *CHUCKS HIS ENTIRE ARM IN AND PULLS ONE OUT WITH HIS BARE HAND*

    • @666neoselen
      @666neoselen 3 роки тому +3

      he already knew his bare arm won't do more to the situation: tank was already infected by the dead lobster he caught among others
      lobsters.
      these crustacés filter water to eat.
      fluids from a dead lobster (in a small tank, not the ocean) makes them absorb bacterias if they leave the dead lobster rot in.

    • @rachealcatt5738
      @rachealcatt5738 3 роки тому +1

      @@666neoselen very true. Kind of negates the need to worry about contamination from his arm.

  • @sevenwordsmusic
    @sevenwordsmusic 3 роки тому +3

    "That lobster's fresh, even though it died, it's good"; famous last words.

  • @jadamichele9739
    @jadamichele9739 3 роки тому +380

    "Even if it's dead, it's still fresh."
    Even though my great grandpa is dead, he can still have real conversations with me.

  • @touriian8371
    @touriian8371 3 роки тому +189

    Gordan is such a presence. I don’t understand how these chefs, knowing this world renowned chef/man is in their establishment, would not put 110% effort into their food.

    • @fosibro4951
      @fosibro4951 3 роки тому +5

      Cuz the script calls for it

    • @dr-johnnysins
      @dr-johnnysins 3 роки тому +4

      because they’re fucking donuts

    • @jimlucas0
      @jimlucas0 3 роки тому +1

      @@fosibro4951 this ^

    • @bubbletastic6372
      @bubbletastic6372 3 роки тому +1

      FR! They probably thought their food was good enough which is sad

  • @Ashton__
    @Ashton__ 3 роки тому +691

    Me: oh that actually looks pretty-
    Gordon: hideous
    Me: hideous

    • @BW0413
      @BW0413 3 роки тому +13

      Damn never seen that comment before

    • @danpotato8334
      @danpotato8334 3 роки тому +3

      @@BW0413 ikr -_-

    • @ariel_warfare
      @ariel_warfare 3 роки тому +1

      Wow, what a totally original joke.

    • @AceSpadespoken
      @AceSpadespoken 3 роки тому +2

      You guys _do_ get that not everyone has different jokes, right?
      You can't steal jokes, you can think the same but that isn't stealing.
      _It's like saying someone stole an idea._

    • @BW0413
      @BW0413 3 роки тому

      @@AceSpadespoken of course and I agree with you but this same exact comment is made on every single Gordon Ramsay video I ever see and it gets hundreds of likes. The only thing I see change is the word to describe it. Like instead of hideous it’s disgusting

  • @alexpilar6850
    @alexpilar6850 3 роки тому +2

    “Even though it died, it’s good.” If I used that logic I’d have the same dog for the rest of my life.

  • @GoddesseyCreations
    @GoddesseyCreations 3 роки тому +780

    That lady crying about her food is me when I get hungry and nothing is going my way

    • @snowpuf-h7r
      @snowpuf-h7r 3 роки тому +130

      yeah, I saw ppl calling her "pathetic" smh, but when you're hungry you get rlly emotional lol

    • @baronvonfaust
      @baronvonfaust 3 роки тому +59

      @@snowpuf-h7r for real, I get so short tempered when I'm hungry

    • @BigCleverName
      @BigCleverName 3 роки тому +34

      It happens to the best of us

    • @richtervojta
      @richtervojta 3 роки тому +13

      Keeping your lady hungry is a fucking highway to hell. Never ever do that

    • @klcpesan
      @klcpesan 3 роки тому +57

      I've had real bad days before then had something small go wrong and that tipped me over the edge into tears

  • @uses0ap393
    @uses0ap393 3 роки тому +498

    Customer: “How do you run out of potatoes?”
    Ireland: *sweats*

    • @apexinn
      @apexinn 3 роки тому +33

      Restaurant: *runs out of potatoes*
      Irish Customer: *PTSD Intensifies*

    • @luismatias5985
      @luismatias5985 3 роки тому +1

      So did they steal all the potatoes?

    • @weg5856
      @weg5856 3 роки тому +3

      It was the English

    • @JustKelso1993
      @JustKelso1993 3 роки тому +11

      In all seriousness, I work at a gas station and we have fresh fried strips and potato wedges. We can easily run out of both if we have a busy week, customers get mad but sometimes it will just happen. You cannot predict how busy it will get sometimes. Kills me when people get offended about places running out of stuff. That specific business was a bit wild though, they ran out of so much that night.

    • @M-_-O
      @M-_-O 3 роки тому +2

      That guy had the most obnoxious face

  • @platypussauce
    @platypussauce 3 роки тому +110

    "If that was fucking good I'm screwed."
    "If you're screwed imagine how I am"
    Understandable have a nice day

  • @skye4591
    @skye4591 3 роки тому +2

    imagine you're going through something, it's really difficult. you're having a terrible day. you're dragged out to eat with family or friends you all order food. you wait an hour just to have to be given bad food. I'd cry too

  • @user-N20
    @user-N20 3 роки тому +777

    "Is there anything today that I ate, that _wasn't_ microwaved?"
    "The salad"
    "... _the salad?_ "
    "Yeah."
    "You _fucking doughnut_ of course you don't put fucking sala-"

    • @Crimson.212
      @Crimson.212 3 роки тому

      Donut*

    • @yungdisney
      @yungdisney 3 роки тому +2

      @UA-cam Sucks my guy thought he was doing sum by typing tha first thing jn tha video 🤡🤡

    • @_cameroncarey_
      @_cameroncarey_ 3 роки тому +3

      @@Crimson.212 england has a different spelling than america

    • @Crimson.212
      @Crimson.212 3 роки тому

      @@_cameroncarey_ Im from Sweden

    • @Crimson.212
      @Crimson.212 3 роки тому

      @@_cameroncarey_ We call it "Munk"

  • @shahbazubaid6655
    @shahbazubaid6655 3 роки тому +75

    "Even though it's dead, it's good" should be the motto for Michael's new restaurant.

  • @niktherabbit6747
    @niktherabbit6747 2 роки тому +2

    "How do you run out of potatoes?????"
    I died. I'm dead. Deader than the lobster they dare to serve.

  • @rustyAF
    @rustyAF 3 роки тому +687

    Is it weird that I’m not at all mad at the lady that politely cried? LMAO
    Imagine being that waiter

    • @bjorncattell-ravdal2992
      @bjorncattell-ravdal2992 3 роки тому +104

      As a former waiter, that’s the type of thing that makes you seriously consider quitting right then and there, when the restaurant screws you like that you can’t do anything

    • @vdd
      @vdd 3 роки тому +47

      Preach
      One of the worst things about working in a service industry is when someone else gets something wrong and you have to carry the can due to being the one who is customer facing (and also likely on less money than the person who messed up)

    • @xenxander
      @xenxander 3 роки тому +2

      Fake tears. i never trust a woman's tears.

    • @rustyAF
      @rustyAF 3 роки тому +67

      @@xenxander good for you

    • @LordWompage
      @LordWompage 3 роки тому +36

      @@xenxander sigma grindset lesson number 8043

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 роки тому +310

    The one with the lobster is from Spanish Pavillion, one of the few Kitchen Nightmares restaurants STILL open to this day
    They've been doing extremely well, even during the pandemic. I had the opportunity to eat there when I was in the area for a Gold Cup game years ago. Loved everything about it, the paella has improved so much

  • @Bat148
    @Bat148 3 роки тому +111

    Next title: 'Moments that make me want to grill my lettuce'