The pin at 1:30 (my best attempt): "So, the thing about my opinions is that they are pretty bad, and I feel like if I was to share my actual opinion, people would find out that I was dumb. Or a bad person... Or worse... BOTH. So I am going to share my opinions here but hopefully the text is so small that you will not be able to read it. I can't afford to get cancelled. I live a lavish lifestyle and I have no intention of changing that. And these are crazy times. I feel like everyone is getting canceled these days. It's crazy. Like, who cares, right? Anyway, here are all my unfiltered thoughts and opinions: ????????? Don't even get me started. I would also like to add that the whole idea of the Moon is completely absurd... like what? ????????? Can't be mad at that. Now let's talk about tipping culture. Don't even get me started. I mean, what am I supposed to do, give money to people who could use it more than me? No way, that's absolutely ridiculous. ???????? So yeah, that's all I have to say about that. And then, to make things worse, I had to take my bearded dragon to the vet while it was raining cats and dogs. ????????? in an effort to keep things short, let me move on. In a nutshell, I have to conclude that even I can make mistakes, but that doesn't mean ???????? The End."
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They added ceasefire to the jokes ones, seems like they were taking the mickey. Dua Lipa is pro Palestine, pro ceasefire. So I hope this was not the case. How can you mock essentially a war against children.
@@Mipsie despite making trump a weekly segment throughout his entire presidency, and palestine being ... vastly more significant, and non-stop horrifying, they've managed to go seven months saying nothing and i don't know whether to be disdainfully unsurprised or just relieved they've spared us from whatever dogshit take they would have had
@@Mipsiecorrection: They slipped a real ceasefire now in between the joke ones. You think “pay teachers more” was a joke too? 🙄 the best jokes are in between realistic dialogue/nuance.
"TEENY TINY STATEMENT PIN. If you drop it, it's GONE. FOREVER." Got a feeling my Luigi pin was found in Super Mario World Universal Studios Hollywood by the person who wrote that line.
I pulled out my Toad Pin that I got from SNWUSH to see that it costed $9 and I love it so much. I couldn't imagine dropping it at the theme park. God Speak, my good man.
I love the 'teeny tiny accessories' videos (bags, pins) as much as the 'big dumb accessories' videos (hats, cups). I love how each one has its own very clear demographic: 'big dumb accessories' are for Midwest blond rich girls and 'teeny tiny accessories' are for avant-garde artists and performers. SNL should do a sketch of both gangs coming together.
Pay teachers more isn’t a joke though. 😅 public teachers are seriously underpaid in reference to the amount of work they do during the school year and for the literal future of society. It’s not a new slogan/call to action .
Considering previous “blue berry army” propaganda their skits have been making, this honestly feels like a dystopian fucking mockery of the deaths of children right now. This truly highlights the class system, it’s almost as if celebs have forgotten the entire reason they have a platform? Very VERY weird watching these people party with their biggest issue being a problem of having an opinion about war crimes whilst people are finding their family members body parts in seperate bags. Super hunger games coded
I'm with SNL. Some of these celebrities were bold enough to march on the streets for black lives matter, but now there's a literal genocide going on, the most they did was wear a tiny ass pin that most people wouldn't have even known meant anything just to look at them.
I noticed that that's the only statement that wasn't said in a over the top/joke way. Although some of the other ones were valid too, they're clearly not as serious/severe.
@@minimansonstarOh you mean not talk about a LITERAL GENOCIDE happening right now where babies are literally getting murdered for existing?? I totally agree I mean people need to stop bringing such important things up 🙄
@@fatimahayad I meant in the comments... and particularly the kind of comment that person made. You are right about the show being political, but they usually only handle USA politics. 🙌
this is so true, I recently saw Hailee Steinfeld's profile and they were demanding that she speak about the Palestine-Israel conflict, because they can't stand her silence, but they would surely hate her if she disagrees with some opinion of the audience if she spoke about.
You're from South Africa? Because that looks like the South African flag to me (though it could also be a pride flag for an obscure sexual preference/gender identity).
They can try all they want but they will never ever erase Palestine. Taunting someone by acting like their flag, country, or people never existed isn't clever, it's childish and pathetic. The world stands with Palestine.
'It has to stop'. 'It has to start'.
Describing my car.
it has to turn as well ...
does it do that?
We must have the same car!😅😅😅
@@pontificusvascillious5287not very well!😅😅😅
My car, when I didn't drop enough money in the meter: ITS GONE, FOREVER
😅😅😅
"We NO have NO meats" 🤣🤣 I almost spit out my drink
😅😅😅
😂🎉🎉
the "Free Ellen" caught me way off guard 🤣
The pin at 1:30 (my best attempt):
"So, the thing about my opinions is that they are pretty bad, and I feel like if I was to share my actual opinion, people would find out that I was dumb. Or a bad person... Or worse... BOTH. So I am going to share my opinions here but hopefully the text is so small that you will not be able to read it. I can't afford to get cancelled. I live a lavish lifestyle and I have no intention of changing that. And these are crazy times. I feel like everyone is getting canceled these days. It's crazy. Like, who cares, right? Anyway, here are all my unfiltered thoughts and opinions: ????????? Don't even get me started.
I would also like to add that the whole idea of the Moon is completely absurd... like what? ????????? Can't be mad at that.
Now let's talk about tipping culture. Don't even get me started. I mean, what am I supposed to do, give money to people who could use it more than me? No way, that's absolutely ridiculous. ???????? So yeah, that's all I have to say about that.
And then, to make things worse, I had to take my bearded dragon to the vet while it was raining cats and dogs. ????????? in an effort to keep things short, let me move on.
In a nutshell, I have to conclude that even I can make mistakes, but that doesn't mean ???????? The End."
As the fan said, "Thank you!"
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Whoa, how on earth were you able to read that? I tried zooming in and couldn’t make out anything!
@@jamiegdubois Some people have very big screens.
@@theuseraccountnameHow do you know that?!?!😮
Heidi took my breath away in that DRESS... omg she looks amazing!
Was coming here to say the same. Stunning.
Ffr
She's hot
Marcello's "thank you" made me laugh the hardest
I wish i could laugh that easily.
Jealous 🫠
yeah it was quietly great
SNL you started something. Every Award winner is getting a tiny pin from now on to put their acceptance speech on. 🤣
It HAS to start.
When I pay an Organ Grinder - I just want the Monkey to perform, that's all. 😊
I'm NOT interested in the Political Views of the Monkey. 😊
Her eyes need pulled apart just a bit
@@bernie6485I cannot begin to comprehend what this might mean 😭
Would wear It has to STOP and It has to START at the same time
I think that's why they put them b2b
It has to STOP
It has to DROP
It has to SHUT EM DOWN, OPEN UP SHOP
@@Sarara14Underrated comment
It has to start stopping and stop starting.
IT HAS TO STARP.
I feel like this sketch was SNL’s teeny tiny statement pin 🍉
They added ceasefire to the jokes ones, seems like they were taking the mickey. Dua Lipa is pro Palestine, pro ceasefire. So I hope this was not the case. How can you mock essentially a war against children.
@@Mipsie despite making trump a weekly segment throughout his entire presidency, and palestine being ... vastly more significant, and non-stop horrifying, they've managed to go seven months saying nothing
and i don't know whether to be disdainfully unsurprised or just relieved they've spared us from whatever dogshit take they would have had
@@bayleyasher rami youseff said ceasefire in his snl monolouge, and sarah & bowen are pro palestine
@@Mipsiecorrection: They slipped a real ceasefire now in between the joke ones. You think “pay teachers more” was a joke too? 🙄 the best jokes are in between realistic dialogue/nuance.
@@Mipsie A war against children? Are you that dumb.
Bowen said "Ceasefire Now" and meant it
"The Devil wears Prada was not about me" Yeah right HAHAHAHAHHA
"TEENY TINY STATEMENT PIN. If you drop it, it's GONE. FOREVER."
Got a feeling my Luigi pin was found in Super Mario World Universal Studios Hollywood by the person who wrote that line.
My condolences for your pin. Hope it found a worthy new owner.
I pulled out my Toad Pin that I got from SNWUSH to see that it costed $9 and I love it so much. I couldn't imagine dropping it at the theme park. God Speak, my good man.
What is this? A statement pin for ants?! 😂
It has to be at least….THREE times bigger than this!!
I see what you did there.
How can we expect people to resonate with our message if they can't even see the words on the pin?
It needs to be at least...3 times this size!...
@@djayk9692He’s absolutely right…
They are Derek Zoolander's Statement Pins For Celebreties Who Can't Protest Good
Chloe’s Anna tho 😂
The Devil Wears Prada WAS NOT ABOUT ME
Kudos to production for that met gala carpet
Needed marketing by the team at Tiny Ass Bag
Definitely one of the best sketches of the night. A great pretape ,and clever satire of celebrity activism.
Having both pins that say “It has to stop” and “It has to start” made me laugh so hard 😂😂
Me too😂😂😂
Slacktivism at its best.
Heidi killing that red carpet look
Right? She looked stunning! 🔥
I love the 'teeny tiny accessories' videos (bags, pins) as much as the 'big dumb accessories' videos (hats, cups). I love how each one has its own very clear demographic: 'big dumb accessories' are for Midwest blond rich girls and 'teeny tiny accessories' are for avant-garde artists and performers. SNL should do a sketch of both gangs coming together.
we no have no meats 😭😭
But you're made of meat! Mmmmh
I was hoping for someone to come with "AND DASSSSIT!"
this is one of my favorite skits in a while haha "it has to stop" OR "it has to start"
A cat and baby pin that says no, love it.
DINK or DINC? ;-P
I feel like Dua Lipa is impersonating Gal Gadot 😅
"It has to stop" is amazing.
Cat and baby and the word NO.
That's a cause i can get behind.
Exactly!
I want that cat baby no pin.
Aw man, i want that Lil' Pretzel 🤣
CEASEFIRE NOWWW!!!!!
Yay
Finally found a usage For my Tiny Ass Bag that I bought for 14000$
Thanks SNL for the bag
And now this ❤
I like the way the announcer says, "A little pretzel" :-)
The faces that Dua makes lol. 😂
"A little pretzel" had me ROLLING
Oh, I thought he said, "Hello, Pretzel!" 😂
My pin says Tim's up *
Tim's up for anything
*From a previous SNL skit
ᵀᵉᵉⁿʸ ᵀᶦⁿʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗ
🤣
🤣🤣🤣
You should have more likes.
I need that “Pay Teachers More” pin. 😂
The random flag kinda looks like the South African 🇿🇦 one😊
VERY MUCH! 🇿🇦 😊
Okay, but I really want a teeny tiny statement pin now 😂
What about a magnet?
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i really want the pin with the baby and the cat saying “no”
That Anna Wintour impression was on point
gal love
The way the writers choose to speak about things involving Palestine is really weird.
Or that they chose to at all...
Why would it be weird?
They teeny tiny pinned a genocide
@@dllyng the way
@@dllyngalmost making it seem like this holocaust level murdering is ‘not that bad’
This joke is actually so good
"free Ellen" "pay teachers more" "we have the meats" or my personal fav "we NO have NO meats "🤣
Pay teachers more isn’t a joke though. 😅 public teachers are seriously underpaid in reference to the amount of work they do during the school year and for the literal future of society. It’s not a new slogan/call to action .
@@InvisibleRen yk what i can agree with that 100%
@@InvisibleRen 100% true.
Because of the double negative "we no have no meats" actually means "we have meats"
This was genius 😂
“The Devil Wears Prada was Not About Me.” 😂😂😂
Anna wintour hahahaha Chloe never missed 🤣 this was great. I’ve missed these sort of skits
Love these skits from this episode. Someone or someones are doing an excellent job in writing comedy that is relevant and funny!! Yea SNL writers.!!
Yesss, call them out
Considering previous “blue berry army” propaganda their skits have been making, this honestly feels like a dystopian fucking mockery of the deaths of children right now. This truly highlights the class system, it’s almost as if celebs have forgotten the entire reason they have a platform?
Very VERY weird watching these people party with their biggest issue being a problem of having an opinion about war crimes whilst people are finding their family members body parts in seperate bags. Super hunger games coded
Exactly 👏👏👏 they know what they’re doing and its disgusting
oh no ..😂 come back teeny tiny pin 🤣
CEASEFIRE NOW
“a lil pretzel” got me so bad bro😭
I'm with SNL. Some of these celebrities were bold enough to march on the streets for black lives matter, but now there's a literal genocide going on, the most they did was wear a tiny ass pin that most people wouldn't have even known meant anything just to look at them.
If I don't see a Teeny Tiny Statement Pin on Dua at the Met Gala I'm going to be upset #ItHasToStart
“We NO have NO meats”
Wait that’s a double negative, so they _DO_ have _some_ meats?
marcello looking drop dead gorgeous in his 2 seconds of screentime
What this sketch is really saying is we need to stop enabling celebrities.
DUA LIPA SUPPORT PALESTINE GUYS! FREE FREE PALESTINE #STOP_GENOCIDE #ALL_EYES_ON_RAFAH
Heidi is GORGEOUS!
Where can the no baby cat pin be purchased? Cause who loves adorable kittens? Whoever it is “It has to stop”
And then they refuse to talk about the message of the pin
Got to be vague
it's about the awareness ...
the detail is in the (actual) execution and implementation ...
which comes later ...
The Devil wears prada was not about me!
Ricky Gervais: 'Accept your little award, thank your agent, and your God and f*ck off,'
*Sounds of an entire auditorium of rich people half-heartedly stuffing their speeches into their pockets and bags*
That old Asian guy trying to dechiper the cause lol
Shit this was saved by Marcello seriously that thank you was gold😂
TEENY TINY FREE PALESTINE
And big “from Hamas”
This feels like a anti-ceasefire stance hidden in sarcastic skit. Disgusting
It's a parody of celebrity activism, you guys need a xanax
They should do a sketch on how much air pods suck
True
"Um, my eyes are up here."
except for actually ceasefire now
ceasefire eight months ago
for a teeny tiny pin, it sure makes a LOUD sound when dropped
0:58 got me 💜
I noticed that that's the only statement that wasn't said in a over the top/joke way. Although some of the other ones were valid too, they're clearly not as serious/severe.
Bowen… said ceasefire now with such conviction 😭😭😭❤️
Oh my God- Actual humor! You guys can still do it, when you try. It's extremely rare.
It has to stop and start had me😂😂😂
Ok but this is actually a good idea like i would get one that just said teeny tiny statement pin on it
I’m hearing impaired and thought about getting a pin to save myself from having to explain. This would be perfect!!!!
Hmmm I don’t know, that “It has to stop” or start ..could work because you’re making a statement but no one can be for sure what side you’re on.
That's the point lol. Make a vague statement and then let the internet fight over what you meant.
That sums up how much your opinion is worth nowadays.
CEASEFIRE NOW!!
Dude, this is a comedy television program.
Keep the politics out. 🙏
@@minimansonstarOh you mean not talk about a LITERAL GENOCIDE happening right now where babies are literally getting murdered for existing?? I totally agree I mean people need to stop bringing such important things up 🙄
@gastontheladybird5393
This isn't the place.
Do you want me to come in your workplace and talk about this crap?
@@minimansonstar This show relies prettily heavily on politics for its material, I’m not sure your demand to keep the politics out makes sense tbh.
@@fatimahayad
I meant in the comments... and particularly the kind of comment that person made. You are right about the show being political, but they usually only handle USA politics. 🙌
This was my favorite of the night!
This was the only passable bit of the night. “Thank you!”
I have MANY teeny-tiny statement pins and I wear NONE of them lol (well maybe just one on occasion)
Paper straws literally cause soda fountain explosions
Finally the famous can get out their unsophisticated ramblings without annoying the rest of us! 🥳
Me with a magnifying glass "Seriously, I'm just trying to read her teeny tiny statement pin. Nothing creepy here..."
Missed opportunity in the sketch, a whole outfit that looks like it was b-dazzled but it was really all tiny pins lol
ONE OF THE BESR SNL SKITS ON 2024 fr
this is so true, I recently saw Hailee Steinfeld's profile and they were demanding that she speak about the Palestine-Israel conflict, because they can't stand her silence, but they would surely hate her if she disagrees with some opinion of the audience if she spoke about.
Holy shit this is great. This is the type of classic writing and counter culture sketches that SNL would benefit returning to.
That is literally my country's flag with messed up colours
You're from South Africa? Because that looks like the South African flag to me (though it could also be a pride flag for an obscure sexual preference/gender identity).
@@canaisyoung3601You know exactly what flag he is talking about.
@@HarukiYamamoto no really check out south africa's flag
They can try all they want but they will never ever erase Palestine. Taunting someone by acting like their flag, country, or people never existed isn't clever, it's childish and pathetic. The world stands with Palestine.
@@canaisyoung3601yes similar to Southern African flag Namibia
shes super talented and one of my favorite current cast members, but also, yo heidi in that dress tho
To be honest, I'd probably invest in the vague collection lmao
Marcello and Bowen’s chemistry is a gem ❤❤❤
Wow i dont even have it and i already frel like i lost it
EXCELLENT !!!!!
SNL crew were dressed better than the fashionistas at the Met Gala, lol.
Dua Lipa should play Fran Drescher in a BIOPIC
That got me laughing, thank you.
I have to be honest, if I went to an event, I would likely buy one of those teeny tiny pins. They're fashionable and adorable!
That's the South African flag with different colours...