vortex Andre the giant was that big ass dude who could drink like 100 beers without getting “drunk” or passing out. I’m pretty sure he holds the world record for most beers drank in one sitting
30:40 "There is a town in South Dakota named Tea." Can confirm, I live there. Also, if you wanna know how this place got it's name, the local settlers at the time had to come up with a name for the town, and one day decided to just sit around and drink tea, and just said screw it and decided to call the place Tea cause they couldn't think of anything.
King Ghidorah Even better... They put that on only one bottle cap and then no one will believe the sole person who finds it without them them weirdly keeping the cap
This was the first video of yours that I saw. You became a favorite of mine right away and over a year later look how popular your channel has become! Congrats :)
10 millimeters ? 1 centimeter 100 centimeters ? 1 meter 1000 meters ? 1 kilometer Why on EARTH are people still using the american nonsensical system 😭
Love your videos. Whenever I listen, I almost immediately feel myself slip into a deeper psychic state. Almost every time I watch one of these, I almost completely lose my ability to physically move, because I'm in such a deep state. Keep up the good work!
I so subbed. Real quality work here. I have a very slight ASMR where it is almost none existent. Very few people have come to trigger it and by few I mean FEW! And now you're one of the few :) thank you
Holy smokes! I have enjoyed watching ASMR for a very long time, but I just found your channel from your collab with AccidentlyGraceful. When you hit that whisper at the beginning, that is is THE first time the muscles in my lower back involuntarily spasmed from an ASMR video. Congratulations - you have a new subbie 😍😍😍
It's been months since I've found a new ASMRtist because I'm very picky now with voices. I think I over did it with some types, which was unfortunate. ): However, I love your videos. Thank you so much!
@@Callmewifu hello this is the FBI we regret to inform you that you are in position of very secret information any words of this will result in capture and/or death
I woke up after watching this video and I thought I fell asleep last time I'll watch it again and even though I was asleep I remembered almost all of the facts.
Ah the closeness going to another side, especially the left gets me It feels so warm and I shudder a little happy new year in '24, hope to come again when this is 10 🎉
***** Even audio-only videos take a lot of editing. I record the entire thing in one take, and then I have to listen to it all and edit out background noises, unintentional pauses/breaks, poorly read lines, and so on. I live in a busy neighborhood, so noises interrupt me all the time -- stopping to cut out many individual moments of sound and then smoothly transition the good parts back together takes a while. I'd say that this hour long video took me at least two hours to finish editing! :P
After listening to the whole thing about 5 times, I just noticed that there is a blooper at 51:45. Sounds like you were about to say "counties" instead of "countries". In a 1 hour long video, I'm surprised that there's only 1 mistake (that I know of) considering how easy they are to miss.
Oh man matt😂 I'm watching to relax but some of your comments are so funny I keep cracking up!! 'Fish can drown - that's so sad..... Screw that I want 35,000 cookies right now' oh man it's hilarious to me especially since you're whispering 😂👏🏼👏🏼
I live in Alaska and there is no way that the Alaska fact is true the largest city of Anchorage which has over 50% of the population is way too spread out for anybody really to walk to work not to mention the harsh conditions. Also on the Honey fact doesn’t vinegar also have a virtually infinite shelf life.
Haha it's nice to hear that, because more recently I've been editing out all of the plane sounds over my house! I feel like they're too distracting, but it's cool that you like 'em.
ASMattR Wow that sounds like a pain in the arse lol. But it's very conscientious of you! To me they add to the ambiance. I lived next to a helicopter training field when I was growing up and now I live next to an airport so I guess I find all the flight noises comforting.
Thanks! I've got a few videos with only whispering, but I'm not sure which ones off the top of my head... they should have "whispering" in the title though :P
Only one flaw I saw (or heard) while I was still conscious was the fact that you said the fact "The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1" twice. Otherwise, great job! I was out in a flash.
I hate that I first thought, "9 years! That's so long ago." Then I realise it was 2014, and I think by that point even I was watching ASMR while studying in high school.
Asmattr drank 450 bottles of Snapple in a row for the people. What a hero
vortex r/whoooosh
Andre the giant got real quiet until now
vortex Andre the giant was that big ass dude who could drink like 100 beers without getting “drunk” or passing out. I’m pretty sure he holds the world record for most beers drank in one sitting
@@deviant517 Isn't he also in "The Princess Bride"
AUGH GHHFG yeah he is
I got a Snapple cap that said never trust what you read on a Snapple cap.
Probably good advice.
Maybe you shouldn't trust what that snapple cap says and continue to belive what other ones say...
That’s a paradox.
ASMattR ASMR h
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9 years later still one of the best asmr videos to fall asleep and relax too.
Real
aha omfg when i first saw this i was like "how can someone find 450 facts about snapple"
@Mythicality [{2-D}] mommk8k9mk k >ooo m0k0kpkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk90000{kkk kn vbbvbbbb;nnn nnn no
Don't use god's name in vain
BeatDr0p BeatBox day omg is not using the Lords name in vain, saying “oh my God” is though.
Really lol 😹😹😹
Name every employee
funfact:
the average human swallows 8 lobsters in their sleep each year.
lolita it’s true I’m the lobster
Sea bugs sneaking into places they don't belong.
People should take care to tie them up at night.
@@thegreatwangg i agree. Eat more sleep lobsters you cowards.
I'm really surprised there isn't any r/woosh in this comment section!
I cant even believe that this was 5 years ago, I wasn't even aware of asmr back then, stuff from the past comes handy in the future, keep it up!
How is this handy
30:40 "There is a town in South Dakota named Tea."
Can confirm, I live there. Also, if you wanna know how this place got it's name, the local settlers at the time had to come up with a name for the town, and one day decided to just sit around and drink tea, and just said screw it and decided to call the place Tea cause they couldn't think of anything.
damn
damn
damn
Damn
Wouldn't it be funny if one of the facts was "Not all of the Snapple facts are true?"
*MindBlown* XD Lol what if that fact comes 1 in every 10billion bottles.
King Ghidorah Even better... They put that on only one bottle cap and then no one will believe the sole person who finds it without them them weirdly keeping the cap
But would you believe it?
there actually is a Snapple fact that says 99.99% of Snapple facts are correct
That's the "Real fact" Number 0#
"The average human eats 8 spiders in there lifetime when they sleep" *immediately snaps out of sleepiness and searches the room* lol
SAME!!!
koolkidleo Fun fact, that is one of the false ones.
That's a Myth.
It's not true because there's even MORE than just eight spiders that you eat in your lifetime.
False, spiders dont like warm and moist places
“The average spider eats 8 humans in their lifetime asleep”
Can confirm
Deviant art fetish art: Muffet does it
@Frost Blood
@Frost Blood Welcome to Top 10 Anime Plot Twists, number 10, this series of events-
Australia?
"Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons"
*No shit Snapple!*
Snapple: Cats have over 100 vocal cords
Me: Google, how many vocal cords do cats have?
Google: two.
Why didn’t you ask Siri ?
Дмитрий Лебедев why didnt you ask bing?
Euehehe Fhei because I have an iPhone 11 Pro Max 😂
Дмитрий Лебедев Because Siri sucks, and he might have an Android.
@@erichkaufmann5284 drop it from 1ft and its done, not only does the screen shatter but the whole phone just fucking explodes
"Broccoli is the only vegetable that is also a flower"
I know you said some of these are wrong but, the fuck does that make a coliflower?
I'm even studying food tech in school and I don't know shite. I really need to pay more attention in class. Thanks for the info though
Termites with rock music: *YEAAAAH EAT WOOOOODD*
Still one of the most relaxing videos on your channel.
the spiders in sleep one is rubbish, spiders dont like warm and wet spots
Nosmohtllib Idk you must be one of a kind
+Nosmohtllib Idk then you're unlucky. That myth has been debunked in many, many places, and Snapple has even retired the fact due to it being false.
It probably isn’t, but I feel like ur saying that coz ur paranoid
i guess they wouldnt like my butthole
What about the super super small ones?
Still listening to this vid in 2018. Never fails to help me sleep!
I'm glad that it works for you!
@@MattasticASMR better times
@@crusadercreator8277 ye
This was the first video of yours that I saw. You became a favorite of mine right away and over a year later look how popular your channel has become! Congrats :)
Thanks for sticking around! :)
"You know what other bird can swim and not fly? My mom!!"
-- Muscle Man
Alec Mason you're saying it wrong - mortdecai
Joe Mwangi "Just let it go man!" --Rigby
Alec Mason "Noooooo, I dont care Rigby. I have to tell Muscle Man that his jokes suck" - Mortdecai
"For example, you know who else has a gap in their teeth, your mom!" --Mordecai
"You know who else finds their clothes in the garbage, your mom." --Rigby Joe Mwangi
I listen to this video almost every night. Nice vid bro!
Thank you, I'm glad it's worked for you so many times!
ASMattR I know it's gonna stop working soon....but then I'm going to move to your next video.lol
@@MattasticASMR still do listen a lot
I love the warm breathy whispers. It warms my ears. And my heart
Thank you!
*too wholesome*
"there are 6360 inches in a mile." ah yes thats logical considering there are 5280 feet in a mile
Twelve inches is a feet
@@amolina2990 6360 inches is only 530 feet.
I think its tru 🙂
Did you get that from a snapple cap?!
10 millimeters ? 1 centimeter
100 centimeters ? 1 meter
1000 meters ? 1 kilometer
Why on EARTH are people still using the american nonsensical system 😭
Love your videos. Whenever I listen, I almost immediately feel myself slip into a deeper psychic state. Almost every time I watch one of these, I almost completely lose my ability to physically move, because I'm in such a deep state. Keep up the good work!
Thanks a bunch Connor, I'll try to!
9:04 pizza (x18)
9:16 pizza (x16)
tingle-inducing and informative. 10/10 matt you continue to bless us with good content :D
Thank you!
This was the first ASMR video i ever came across and i was so bewildered.
"why the hell is this guy talking about random facts and whispering?"
keep coming back to this video 4 years later! great video matt
I so subbed. Real quality work here. I have a very slight ASMR where it is almost none existent. Very few people have come to trigger it and by few I mean FEW! And now you're one of the few :) thank you
Thank you! I'm happy to be one of the few. :D
I though the most popular pet name in the world was Steve.
*Nailed that reference*
Reference?
CAN I EAT MY PET NAMED STEVE?!?!?!?
Is it against the law to have a PET NAMED STEVE?!?!?!
*WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEZZZZEEEEEE*
Perry the platypus
Holy smokes! I have enjoyed watching ASMR for a very long time, but I just found your channel from your collab with AccidentlyGraceful. When you hit that whisper at the beginning, that is is THE first time the muscles in my lower back involuntarily spasmed from an ASMR video. Congratulations - you have a new subbie 😍😍😍
Thanks for checking my channel out! I'm very glad that you're enjoying it.
"Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just... ate... *bananas* "
I laughed so hard oops
*breaks subscribe button* why can't I subscribe any more :,)
Hahaha thanks!
I've heard many of these before but I know the one about Gilroy is true. You'll smell the city from miles down the highway.
no u dont wtf
When in the city you can smell garlic
Still one of the best videos of matts to date
Thanks!
9:04 I like this part
Pizza
It's been months since I've found a new ASMRtist because I'm very picky now with voices. I think I over did it with some types, which was unfortunate. ): However, I love your videos. Thank you so much!
You're very welcome! It's great to hear that they work for you :)
9 years later man. You still here?
Coming back to this vid years later. Sadly, my hearing sucks bad nowadays and asmr is hard for me to enjoy, but I could never forget ASMattR
the "pizza" actually triggered me haha
Haha good to know... maybe I'll say it some more in a future video :P
Ha i havent had tingles in a year
Honestly this video is one of the only videos that give me tingles.
Thanks, I'm glad it works for you!
4:44 ''the average human eats eight spiders in his or her lifetime while sleeping'' What a nice fact! Now I will be able to sleep peacefully today!
Its not true, you actually eat 2 to 3 times more depending on how common spiders are in your area.
@@wizziestwizzard wow, free protein while sleeping? no way. goodnight
This video brings back memories😂 love it
Children grow faster in the spring. Because there all secretly flowers.
That's why we start in kinderGARDEN
@@Callmewifu You know too much...
@@Callmewifu hello this is the FBI we regret to inform you that you are in position of very secret information any words of this will result in capture and/or death
Trying to sleep but I keep getting my entire world rewritten cause of these facts
This is seriously my go to video when I can't sleep. It's perfect I don't know what it is.
Thanks! I'm happy to hear that.
Ear spiders are even scarier.
Omg so weird! With male voices I feel tingles in left and right ear but with females I only feel it in my left ear
Your ears are sexist.
Dank Meme AHAH
Same
Well not tingles but just their voices
The plane noise tripped me out i paused the vid and it stopped i thought i was going crazy
Hahaha don't worry, I've taken extra care to avoid plane sounds in my more recent videos :P
I woke up after watching this video and I thought I fell asleep last time I'll watch it again and even though I was asleep I remembered almost all of the facts.
Haha that's interesting! I'm glad it could help you sleep.
Thx Matt, ur my favorite asmrtist
I listen to relax and fall asleep but I keep wanting to hear more and end up not sleeping, DARN IT
"Screw that I want those cookies now!" lol
Ah the closeness going to another side, especially the left gets me
It feels so warm and I shudder a little
happy new year in '24, hope to come again when this is 10 🎉
Some jellyfish dont sting with their tantacles, they admit a mucus in to the water that stings everyone and everything in the vastinity of it.
*vicinity
@@josephujoostaa4462 oop
Ive been following you for a little while now. Keep at it man, you're the next Heather Feather.
Thank you!
Oh my lord... You are so good!! I can never stay awake long.
Haha thank you! Editing this one nearly put me to sleep, since it's so long and boring... but that's the goal, right? :P
***** Even audio-only videos take a lot of editing. I record the entire thing in one take, and then I have to listen to it all and edit out background noises, unintentional pauses/breaks, poorly read lines, and so on. I live in a busy neighborhood, so noises interrupt me all the time -- stopping to cut out many individual moments of sound and then smoothly transition the good parts back together takes a while. I'd say that this hour long video took me at least two hours to finish editing! :P
ASMattR ASMR simp
Turn on Captions, you will not regret it.
Lmao. Amazing.
what? it's all weird lol XD
u read my mind
Victini Tube 1:57
Campbells three eyelids can fly
Victini Tube 7:23 woman consumes six pounds of lipstick in our life time
25:11
Ok boomer
Ok male kangaroo
@@bigupbassline58 gonna start using this now
So good
Thanks!
"fish can only swim backwards"
🤔 Lol I wonder if I heard that one correctly.
i don’t usually get tingles but my goodness this video works so well. i couldn’t stop shivering for 5 minutes straight. this is godtier. well done.
Thank you!
ASMattR ASMR you’re most welcome! im extremely thankful for the quality content you put out 💜
Awesome stuff, i'm a drummer as well so it's good to know there's asmrers out there with talent other than touching and scratching items. LOL
Thanks!
@@MattasticASMR I love drumming to I am also glad.
After listening to the whole thing about 5 times, I just noticed that there is a blooper at 51:45.
Sounds like you were about to say "counties" instead of "countries".
In a 1 hour long video, I'm surprised that there's only 1 mistake (that I know of) considering how easy they are to miss.
Still one of my favorite videos
Awesome video man, thanks so much for making it!
You're welcome! Thanks for watching!
Some interesting facts here and very relaxing too 👌👌
Thanks!
Amazing vid Matt
Thanks!
Oh man matt😂 I'm watching to relax but some of your comments are so funny I keep cracking up!! 'Fish can drown - that's so sad..... Screw that I want 35,000 cookies right now' oh man it's hilarious to me especially since you're whispering 😂👏🏼👏🏼
Well I'm happy that you're entertained either way! :P
fish actually can drown, theres a material underwater that lets the fish drown if they swim into it
I thought this would be nice to fall asleep to but I can’t stop laughing
Subscribed. Incredible job man. I really love your voice, its superbly soothing.
Thank you very much!
I live in Alaska and there is no way that the Alaska fact is true the largest city of Anchorage which has over 50% of the population is way too spread out for anybody really to walk to work not to mention the harsh conditions.
Also on the Honey fact doesn’t vinegar also have a virtually infinite shelf life.
My fav video on yt right now:)
Thanks! :)
Funfact: anywhere you are on the beach their is a 90% chance that you are stepping where someone died
Lilys World how?
Because people drown alot more than you realize and they wash up
did we really need that one about earring spiders
Haku infinite correct I believed that when I was very little!
“no word in the english dictionary rhymes with months” what ever you say nunce
Man I wanted to hear the caps clink together. 😍
2:29 HOW MANY SHRIMP DO YOU HAVE TO EAT BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK
Why is your profile picture a pink man peeing
Asmr is a form of hypnosis
In a sense, yes
I like you so much! My head was killing me and this really helped.
Awesome! I'm glad I could help :)
I love all the planes flying over. They sound like they're here :)
Haha it's nice to hear that, because more recently I've been editing out all of the plane sounds over my house! I feel like they're too distracting, but it's cool that you like 'em.
ASMattR Wow that sounds like a pain in the arse lol. But it's very conscientious of you! To me they add to the ambiance. I lived next to a helicopter training field when I was growing up and now I live next to an airport so I guess I find all the flight noises comforting.
Holly J That makes sense! I think I'm just nitpicky about background noise :P
I love it
Thanks!
Thank you for letting me sleep at night
**me has bananas up my nose**
My Mom: wHaT iN tHe jEsUs nAmE aRe yOu dOiNg?
everybody gangsta until the snapple cap tells us our credit card information number and our social security number
Do you have any videos with whispering only? I like how you whisper:)
Thanks! I've got a few videos with only whispering, but I'm not sure which ones off the top of my head... they should have "whispering" in the title though :P
Love these videos
Thanks!
damn he is good few seconds in and four tingles in total right now but there will come more tingles
I'm glad that you liked it!
Interesting video keep the vids up 10/10
Thanks Ryan!
Honestly, what else can I say except KNOWLEDGE 100
Really cool idea love it
Thanks!
Only one flaw I saw (or heard) while I was still conscious was the fact that you said the fact "The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1" twice.
Otherwise, great job! I was out in a flash.
Yeah, I accidentally read a couple of the facts twice, but oh well :P Thanks!
Just realized I’ve been watching this video for almost half my life.
Fact: I will fall asleep tonight
I hate that I first thought, "9 years! That's so long ago." Then I realise it was 2014, and I think by that point even I was watching ASMR while studying in high school.
Probably seen this 30 times
60+*
Snapple caps are never wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!
40:20 what the hell I'm watching this on the 23 of April
Thank you! Good stuff. Keep it coming.
Thank you! :)
That tortoise is called Lonesome George I believe. I saw him in gallapagos islands.
"fish can drown,..that's really sad."
Matt: You share a birthday with 9,00,000 other people
Me: My birthday is on February 29th...
I think I will never reach 10 minutes without sleeping
I thought this was a shitpost asmr made this year (2020) but nope, I guess this was a serious video made 5 YEARS AGO.