@@animefreak122ist8 Only reason folks notice me these days is cause of a checkmark, thats legit it. I've done this for vids since 2006 to show support to my fav videos
That Quiznos commercial was one of those things I only saw once really late at night and for the longest time I thought it was some fever dream I had or something....
Still better then those horrible Jarred from Subway ads around the same time, even before knowing what we know today about him, guy had a real punchable face and I cringed each time he popped up on TV.
That corn flakes rapper joke was so morbid yet it gets me every time XD "I'm so hungry...I haven't eaten since we ate our fourth member" "I miss funky spoon...."
How many D&D sessions do you think were improved by that being there? And by improved, I mean "The players threw all their dice at the DM and never played again"?
Quizno's spongemonkeys has to be one of the earliest examples of a company trying to cash in on an internet meme as they originally did a We Love the Moon song.
Funny how the Critic mentions Pee Wes’s drug commercial when talking about Mr. T’s cereal. Considering Pee Wee ate his cereal in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.
The rule of thumb in Star Trek movies is that the even numbered films are good while the odd ones are bad. It's just a matter of opinion, but it's held up pretty well.
"Haha! You said the thing that makes us millions! Haha!" "I hate everything.." "Me too." I may be a Pokemon fan but I just couldn't help laughing at that whole animation!!
16:17 Did... did Critic just use a clip from... No... no he couldn't have. He did. He did! He used a clip... from the... *NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDD!*
It's a coming of age story sponsored by the Kellogg company. I would say "Coming soon, on Hallmark Movies," but Hallmark already sold themselves to the Smucker's company.
Where's the Canada or Britain PSA commercials? Your reaction to those were my favorite parts. Your set up to them before the shocking parts was a prefect warning.
@@nicr-ff9hc Insulting? Dude, lots of our commercials are fucked up. He barely scratched the surface with the ones he put showed, and I say this as a proud Canadian.
The Quiznos thing was an internet joke. It's based on (and done by the creator of) a newgrounds cartoon called "We Like the Moon" that makes about as much sense as the commercial. Surprised you didn't pick up on it.
In the ‘90’s, we had Michael Jordon team up with the Looney Tunes to fight aliens and Charles Barkley take on Godzilla. So a fighting game starring Shaq isn’t that strange.
I never liked Space Jam at all, though it was ambitious I never considered the result persuading. But I can assure you this classic 90's commercial is probably the best part about ShaqFu's existence. You missed nothing when you never played it and saved youself some lifetime.
And didn’t we have Dennis Rodman star in two action movies one of which had cyber monks and a guy who died via a landmine with a tiger and they hid behind a coke machine?
The "THINK!" driving PSA from the UK where they show a child getting hit with a car in the middle of the street in slow motion is pretty cool. I remember them playing that on cartoon network when I was nine. :) Or the other driving PSA where they forget to wear their seatbelts and the son in the back seat flies forward in a crash and crushes his mother, with the advert ending on the daughter letting out a blood curdling screech. That one wasn't on cartoon network, but it was still on daytime TV when I used to watch cartoons on state TV. People wonder why Europeans are desenitised to freaky shit...
I live in Finland where we usually don't have scary PSAs, but I did see a pretty messed up one in the movie theater once. It was a fire safety PSA which started pretty chill with a self- biography of a guy living a normal life. Then it cuts to a hospital with a charred corpse and the narrator saying: "This is me after the fire." I can't remember when this was, but it's pretty much the only instance I'm aware of, when Finland showed such graphic imagery in a commercial. Even a more recent PSA about domestic violence doesn't show the actual violence, rather the effect it has on children.
I don't think Wonder Pets had villains except for the Big Bad Wolf that showed up once. I could be wrong, though. I haven't watched it in well over a decade.
“Why do these always end so dark?!” Uh, Doug...this was TAME compared to other years. You didn’t even show a deceptively horrific commercial from Britain or Canada!
@michaelkeha Nightmare? All of the pokemon shown in the trailer are so cute(pikachu psyduck and jigglypuff) or badass (greninja and charizard) there are alot more shown in the trailer but i wont list them all .....I mean yes mr.mime is fucking scary but beyond that.....it looks rather good XD
@Stig Rabbid Even though I am scared of him in the movie I do still like the design I mean they kept to the proper looks for the most part. Yes Pikachu with fur is cute and I like it and it makes sense with him being a rodent but what puzzles me is why does jigglypuff have fur? I didn't expect that not that I am complaining cause it still looks cute....but also a bit psychotic and offputting.
Critic should review banned commercials as much as his channel will allow without being demonitized or commercials from other countries around the world.
He’s done Canada in past videos. And now he’s scared to touch it because every time he does, Canada pulls a rabbit out of it’s pecker that gives him nightmares.
@@Rain_Beau Actually if the drunk driving PSA we got showed in Driver's Ed is any indication, France is even worse: A child is playing on a swingset in the backyard with gental music, suddenly a car crashes through the bushes, flips several times crushing the child with its roof, and the commercial ends with the father screaming while holding the dead child in his arms! It was super fucked up!
Honestly, I enjoy watching old nostalgic commercials like these any day, regardless if the Critic is reviewing them or not. They just have a certain charm to them that today's commercials lack.
It was a modified version of a flash animation from Rather Good called We Like the Moon, they also did adverts for milkshake syrup called Crusha in the UK.
That Corn Flakes commercial is like: "Honey, how do we keep our kid from becoming a sugar fiend?" "I'll just convince him that Corn Flakes are the greatest thing ever and hire a rap crew to 'offer him help' to convince me" "...How will THAT work!?" "Either he's brainwashed after years leading up to this, or he gets so ostracized by his friends he'll be as dead inside as us"
I only ate there once myself. I will say I'm glad it was featured here. I do recall the commercial "reportedly" having people getting creeped out, similar to the Nestle commercial the critic talked about in his Christmas Special
They have an auto-biography of Captain James T. Kirk. All the incidents from the series AND the movies are referenced. EXCEPT “Star Trek V!” Kirk, Spock and McCoy travel back to the Roman Empire planet, and find that the SON of the blonde slave girl who seduces Kirk has become a film maker and is making stories based on what information he can get from the Federation crew of the older ship! Yes, even in a fictional universe, ST V is so bad it had to be relegated to a fictional story!
"Ok google." "Where is the nearest quiznos sub " "Here what I found. the nearest Quiznos sub is in 161 mile" That 2 hour and 30 minutes away! "Honey I'm going out today see you later"
They were real, alright! People used to refer the spongmonkeys as those Quiznos rat-things. They didn't last long, however. They used to freak out people.
@@Eccegato yeah, but it didnt have the over the top reaction like the Britain and Canada Commercials. Also, I totally agree with him about Jacob. I had so many girls dramatic read that part in Theater class.
Fun Fact: Kellogg deliberately made Cornflakes as bland as possible. Why you may ask? Because he believed that food that had any taste would lead to masturbation. I wish I was kidding.
He also funded campaigns for getting boys circumcised... He also tried to make it the norm to have hydrochloric acid put on girls clits... Both because "It would stop kids from masterbaiting." Not even kidding.
Lmfao that is fucked up. Only Jews should circumcise their male children. And hydrochloric acid (stomach acid) on girls' clitorises? Hope he's burning in hell if he's dead. I hated cornflakes. And my father still buys that similar type of shit for "breakfast." I poured a shit ton of sugar on that shit because it tasted like Critic said, like CARDBOARD.
I thought I successfully blocked it out of my memory, until today. Those goddamn things convinced me to stay the fuck out of Quiznos, because I didn't want to encourage them.
(EDITED)do: -melanie's mall -beast wars toys commercials -japan's first sonic the hedgehog commercial -blockbuster video commercials -ciruit city commercials -Sega "Genesis does what Nintendon't" commercials -1900 sexy line ads -Dish Network cable snake & -attack pack OH WAIT I ALMOST FORGOT, the bud ice penguin commercials!!!
Attack of the Commercials? Crusade of the Commercials? Apocalypse of the Commercials? Reign of the Commercials? Stampede of the Commercials? Excursion of the Commercials?
Defiance of the Commercials Redemption of the Commercials Convergence of the Commercials Invasion of the Commercials Devastation of the Commercials Desolation of the Commercials Children of the Commercials Call of the Commercials Secret of the Commercials Legend of the Commercials Storm of the Commercials World of the Commercials Zone of the Commercials
Doug really needs to clean out his ears or stop blacking out randomly or whatever he's doing to miss context this badly. The Spongemonkeys said that eating subs raw would be barbaric, and they're not barbaric- they are not the huns.
@@Blackheartzero but he said that they were not the huns... He was being sarcastic about them needing to clarify that they werent the huns I dont get the confusion
@@Blackheartzero but they kinda did, they said it after a long pause. Idk, all i know is that pretty much all nostalgia critic videos consist of is doug making jokes and then having an uncomfortably long pause after making them to get back to the main content.
Actually, he made peace with Canada and he's now doing British PSA's! I was looking forward to this episode because I was looking forward to another British PSA!
@@JeremyBX The second I saw that distortion clip, I thought "Yes." Also: *I ' **_L_** L **_T_** A **_K_** E **_Y_** O **_U_** R **_E_** N **_T_** I **_R_** E **_S_** T **_O_** C **_K_*
Gardevoir fan art? what? I don't know anything about any rules, or Gardevoirs that are in them ... what? you never said I do? You just read this comment? ... ok, good talk ...
DID YOU SEE HIM IN LOST IN TRANSLATION HE WAS REALLY GOOD HE TOTALLY SHOULD HAVE WON THAT OSCAR I MEAN LOOK AT HIM LOOSING IT HE LOOKS SO BUMMED OUT YOU KNOW SEAN PENN GONNA WIN ANOTHER 1 THIS WAS MURRAY’S BIG CHANCE WHAT A BUNCH OF PORTENTOUS A******S I BLAME POLITICS
Petition that this year's Nostalgia commercials be solely 2000s commercials. It's time that us, millennials, got to express our love for Yogos, Z-Straps, and the Gerber Life Grow-Up Plan!
"THEY HAVE A PEPPER BAR!"
"We have a Hulk."
"We have a T-Rex."
*"We have to stop."*
I got a rock.
They have a cave troll.
I gotta go, we got cows!
I have the POWER!!!!!
I have type 2 diabetes.
These are the Nostalgia Critic episodes that will always HIT ME THE HEAVIEST with *Nostalgia* so theyre fitting xD
How and why are you everywhere
@@animefreak122ist8 Only reason folks notice me these days is cause of a checkmark, thats legit it. I've done this for vids since 2006 to show support to my fav videos
O my God sempai noticed me!!!😁 No but seriously how come all of your favorite channels are all of my favorite channels
Animefreak 122ist ^^^
Jaxblade shows up everywhere like a black gurularry
"You had me at spongemonkeys" shall be what I say at my wedding.
In what context
That Quiznos commercial was one of those things I only saw once really late at night and for the longest time I thought it was some fever dream I had or something....
LOL it's even scarier that it's a true commercial
When I saw it, it was when I was watching Adult Swim and I thought it was one of their bumpers.
ROTF LMAO
I seen these things a time when I wasn't in school
Still better then those horrible Jarred from Subway ads around the same time, even before knowing what we know today about him, guy had a real punchable face and I cringed each time he popped up on TV.
“No I’m actually into necrophilia.”
I haven’t laughed that hard in a while, Jesus that was good...
I had to pause the video while I fell on the floor.
Hey dead girls put the ROT in erotic
"The bitch has lived too long", that was a good one
meh, Necrophilia is never funny... that's so boner killer imo
Would it be more funny if he said “No I’m actually into zoophilia.” Would it be more or less funny.?
"They got a pepper bar."
"We have a Hulk."
"We have a T-rex."
"We have to stop."
It's time to stop. It's time to stop, okay? No more.
Now I'm disappointed that Filthy Frank clip wasn't in this.
And when Article 13 comes along we can't make those jokes anymore! 😃
Im fucking dead bcause of this joke
"They have a cave troll."
Where the fuck are your parents?
They weren't promoting the cereal, they were asserting dominance
Asserting dominance!, what is this?, Funny Games the commercial!?
That corn flakes rapper joke was so morbid yet it gets me every time XD "I'm so hungry...I haven't eaten since we ate our fourth member" "I miss funky spoon...."
The forgotten Snap, Crackle, and Pop lore
Best joke was “good thing theres no geeks here, now ask the wizard a question!”
How many D&D sessions do you think were improved by that being there? And by improved, I mean "The players threw all their dice at the DM and never played again"?
I love how the intros for the commercial specials get shorter and shorter.
Good thing, too. All we want is to see some ads... right?
Next year it'll interrupt the review before Thanksgiving. 52 weeks is too long a wait.
Getting shorter since "We'll be right back!"
yeah next year it'll probably just go straight to the bumpers
Next year, Doug will scream into the camera, and immediately start.
2:13 Who knew Mr.T was responsible for creating the T-Posing meme 😄👌
hes just asserting his dominance to other cereals
Nah jesus invented it
@@gingeetheginge6071 too soon.
T-Posing cereal
Part of this mentality imbalanced breakfast
mr. t = t series
”Because innocence is sexier than you think.”
0.003 seconds later: THUMP THUMP THUMP FBI OPEN UP!!!
...Was this ad where pedophilia began?
Jontron: Can't a guy get some pRIvAcY?...hMM HmM HMm, HMM Hum hUM!
we've finally found Shadman's porn
@@NashTheBlade Channel Awesome should cross with JonTronShow one day
@@djalexander7723 ONLY if it's the Star Wars Han Solo movie....Why?....The fucking Han Solo Dance!
Quizno's spongemonkeys has to be one of the earliest examples of a company trying to cash in on an internet meme as they originally did a We Love the Moon song.
I actually attended a Shaq-Fu tournament at Otakon once. The champion was a dude cosplaying as Bob from Bob's Burgers. That was a blessed day indeed.
Please tell me that opponent was Archer XD
@@romdan7136 The opponent was a girl cosplaying as Louise.
@@Hinatachan360 Damn. Just as good tho
WOW, the Love Baby Soft commercial caught me off guard the moment they threw in the lolita-style nuances in a surreal way. lol
Well, i guess every parent at least secretly wishes their child will grow up to become an attractive adult, but yes this commercial is very eek.
@@sinkingdutchman7227tf
“They’ve got a pepper bar!”
“We have a Hulk”
“We have a T-Rex”
“We have to stop”
I GOT A JAR OF DIRT!
They fly now!
I got the bfg
@@aidenproulx3849 welp, we’re screwed
Just don’t go shooting a hole into the surface of Mars
Everybody got AIDS and shit.
The one time I don't mind the commercials
Same here
Y4123 really even the last one!!!!????
The energizer bunny is still going to this day making an anniversary for the bunny
Can I just say, the Mr. T bit is one of my favorite Malcolm moments
"Gotta store nuts for the winter"
That was Adonis Formally KJ. Not Malcolm 🧐
Energizer commercial plays.
UA-cam ad interrupts Energizer commercial.
NC: “Ha! How do you like it, huh?!”
NC should actually do that.
7:10 I liked "I HAVE PERMISSION!!!!" better.
Picacho : i hate everything
Bara: my too
Tamara's dedication to the bit always kills me. Also, I forgot about that Quizno's commercial. Now I have to take the pills again.
Tamara in a fedora...lmFAo She's a legbeard in the New Kids on the Block skit. Love her. 😂
If they need someone for a "Misery" remake, they should give her a call. Tamara plays creepy so well!
Funny how the Critic mentions Pee Wes’s drug commercial when talking about Mr. T’s cereal. Considering Pee Wee ate his cereal in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.
24:43 Tamara turned into Cathy Bates for a bit there.
" _WHERE_ is the Star Trek V video?"
"In the incinerator, where they *belong* "
2randomcrap3 let me guess , is it bad?
The rule of thumb in Star Trek movies is that the even numbered films are good while the odd ones are bad. It's just a matter of opinion, but it's held up pretty well.
Funds
But i have to see Vanessa. 😯
Lol
10:18 Actually if they switched Vader’s screams they’d both fit much better...
Pretty much
Straight up. You can feel his rage at the empires lack of proper funds for batteries.
Probably make the movie more tolerable.
Nobody fares about the prequels we can all agree both that like and those who hate the prequels fuck you disney am I right
I still think the John Williams score makes the scene good.
"Haha! You said the thing that makes us millions! Haha!"
"I hate everything.."
"Me too."
I may be a Pokemon fan but I just couldn't help laughing at that whole animation!!
Detective Pikachu😒
Ironically, I'm not all that into Pokemon, but that skit kind of hurt.
*card thing says a girl you like*
*phone rings*
girl on phone: "7 days"
Me: "wait what"
bye, don't call me. it's illegal for the dead to phone or send letters
FBI OPEN UP!
So needed this after finding out Stephen Hillenburg passed away
Same, may the ocean man Rest In Peace 😔
Well, i ded. What did the spongebob god die of?
@@Dullsonic3 amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, the death of neurons that control the brain and the spinal cord.
:(
@@Sparkxtube in simple terms als
16:17
Did... did Critic just use a clip from...
No... no he couldn't have.
He did. He did! He used a clip... from the...
*NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDD!*
I read that in TF DBZA Piccolo's voice 😂
It's more James than the Nerd.
@@b3rz3rk3r9
Well, it's the same channel and same guy.
@@RabXML Fair point.
That's been happening a lot lately, it seems.
I’d Love to See a Christmas ad Where It’s Some Rappers Wrapping Presents While Rapping About How Awesome Christmas is
Well We Wish You a Turtle Christmas got pretty close.
@@cheatcode436 Yep and it comes with kid in turtleneck sweater with a mullet, real cool sum bitch lol
What's it advertising though?
There's one in Elf Bowling.
That doesn't help anyone...
Problem #1: A kid is trying to steal his dad’s Corn Flakes...
SINCE FRIGGIN WHEN?!?!?
Hell with those marshamallows and chocolate! I want the taste of soggy cardboard left out in the rain!
@@magentapurpleyap5566 what kind of kid where i
Me: *Likes Cornflakes*
My Brain: QUICK ACT NORMAL.
It's a coming of age story sponsored by the Kellogg company. I would say "Coming soon, on Hallmark Movies," but Hallmark already sold themselves to the Smucker's company.
I always thought it’s a kids breakfast, so should be vice-versa.
One of my favorite Critic series!
Where's the Canada or Britain PSA commercials? Your reaction to those were my favorite parts. Your set up to them before the shocking parts was a prefect warning.
Maybe he decided to stop with the country-insulting. Plus, Doug said that he lost his voice durning the filming, so I guess that's part of the reason.
I was hoping for more of the "Prevent IT" series of PSAs
@@nicr-ff9hc Insulting? Dude, lots of our commercials are fucked up. He barely scratched the surface with the ones he put showed, and I say this as a proud Canadian.
Haven't y'all seen IRISH commercials? We have a car running over a class of preschoolers!
I must now have a son and name him “Almond Jo”
can't wait to name my child "Kit" and "Kat"
Or cara mel
@@sigmarthcipherius5153 Kat has been tainted by Cool As Ice
AlJo's Bizarre Adventure.
i got a better one, Bount
The Quiznos thing was an internet joke. It's based on (and done by the creator of) a newgrounds cartoon called "We Like the Moon" that makes about as much sense as the commercial. Surprised you didn't pick up on it.
Eve doug doesn't touch Newgrounds.....
Send a Link
I want to be disturbed, but at the same time I remember I grew up with ESC (Israeli phone company that had the ugliest monsters promoting them).
I'm surprised someone DID pick up on this.
Yeah, it was originally created by Rathergood.
In the ‘90’s, we had Michael Jordon team up with the Looney Tunes to fight aliens and Charles Barkley take on Godzilla. So a fighting game starring Shaq isn’t that strange.
Space Jam was a fun movie though. From what I've heard the game is just painful.
I never liked Space Jam at all, though it was ambitious I never considered the result persuading. But I can assure you this classic 90's commercial is probably the best part about ShaqFu's existence. You missed nothing when you never played it and saved youself some lifetime.
And didn’t we have Dennis Rodman star in two action movies one of which had cyber monks and a guy who died via a landmine with a tiger and they hid behind a coke machine?
I was kind of hoping he would see another screwed up commercial from Canada or Britain.
The "THINK!" driving PSA from the UK where they show a child getting hit with a car in the middle of the street in slow motion is pretty cool. I remember them playing that on cartoon network when I was nine. :)
Or the other driving PSA where they forget to wear their seatbelts and the son in the back seat flies forward in a crash and crushes his mother, with the advert ending on the daughter letting out a blood curdling screech. That one wasn't on cartoon network, but it was still on daytime TV when I used to watch cartoons on state TV.
People wonder why Europeans are desenitised to freaky shit...
Me too...
Spoilers.
benanderson89 😅Er......
I live in Finland where we usually don't have scary PSAs, but I did see a pretty messed up one in the movie theater once. It was a fire safety PSA which started pretty chill with a self- biography of a guy living a normal life. Then it cuts to a hospital with a charred corpse and the narrator saying: "This is me after the fire." I can't remember when this was, but it's pretty much the only instance I'm aware of, when Finland showed such graphic imagery in a commercial. Even a more recent PSA about domestic violence doesn't show the actual violence, rather the effect it has on children.
This is like the only time I look forward to Advertisements
Same
What about the Super Bowl?
@@jacechretin4597 not really. I just don't really watch Superbowl
@@brycevo my Lions will never be in the Superbowl so I don't watch it lol
same
“These things look like villains from WonderPets”
A boy can dream...
Sparky Superstar Yea…matter of time before he mentions The Backyardigans
I don't think Wonder Pets had villains except for the Big Bad Wolf that showed up once. I could be wrong, though. I haven't watched it in well over a decade.
Spongmonkeys, they like the moon.
Villains from Wonder Pets, they look like Piper O'Possum's offspring.
I'm disappointed there was no disturbing/misleading PSA.
But I am really intrigued and disturbed by that baby oil ad at the end.
WTF?
I learned it from you Dad.
Unless you count Mr. T disturbing. ..............I don't.
As a Canadian I'm kinda glad that there were no disturbing PSAs this time. I feel bad for causing Doug so much trauma.
Look up the Margaret Cho monologue "Casting Couch" and listen for the line "...I wanna be your BABY!!"
@@Thundarr100 Causing Doug trauma is the entire point of this channel. ;)
“Why do these always end so dark?!”
Uh, Doug...this was TAME compared to other years. You didn’t even show a deceptively horrific commercial from Britain or Canada!
Maybe he decided to stop with the country-insulting. Plus, Doug said that he lost his voice durning the filming, so I guess that's part of the reason.
and New Canada
Not to mention this was another episode where Tamara just barely showed up
ua-cam.com/video/dp_kd-Kw3yU/v-deo.html
*FEAST YER EYES ON IRISH CAR COMMERCIALS*
Yeah, this was the worst one yet... it felt that he didn't even try
30:19 Excuse me, we all know Pikachu secretly sounds like Ryan Reynolds
Please let that nightmare just die.
Verde the Star Warrior what is this about
@michaelkeha Nightmare? All of the pokemon shown in the trailer are so cute(pikachu psyduck and jigglypuff) or badass (greninja and charizard) there are alot more shown in the trailer but i wont list them all .....I mean yes mr.mime is fucking scary but beyond that.....it looks rather good XD
@@StonedLoner999 And Mr. Mime was kinda creepy looking to begin with, so they didn't make it look any worse.
@Stig Rabbid Even though I am scared of him in the movie I do still like the design I mean they kept to the proper looks for the most part. Yes Pikachu with fur is cute and I like it and it makes sense with him being a rodent but what puzzles me is why does jigglypuff have fur? I didn't expect that not that I am complaining cause it still looks cute....but also a bit psychotic and offputting.
So damn hilarious that The Energizer Bunny continues to interrupt commercials and Darth Vader couldn't defeat him.
That commercial was priceless
Critic should review banned commercials as much as his channel will allow without being demonitized or commercials from other countries around the world.
OH yeah! Japan should be enough to break his and our minds, no need for other countries..)))
He’s done Canada in past videos. And now he’s scared to touch it because every time he does, Canada pulls a rabbit out of it’s pecker that gives him nightmares.
My personal favorate banned commercial is the Nintendo 64 Vigilante 8 commercial!
@@Rain_Beau Actually if the drunk driving PSA we got showed in Driver's Ed is any indication, France is even worse: A child is playing on a swingset in the backyard with gental music, suddenly a car crashes through the bushes, flips several times crushing the child with its roof, and the commercial ends with the father screaming while holding the dead child in his arms! It was super fucked up!
@@RavenShugo .... don't forget France and most of Europe lol
"No. I'm actually into necrophilia."
*hangs up*
You to huh. Zombie girls are just so hot.
Can't wait for _"Battle for the Commercials"_ , _"Beneath the Commercials"_ and "Tim Burton's _Commercials_ remake".
William Gionet there was a Battle for the commercials
"FUCK IT WE'RE DOING THIS AGAIN!"
It's not a remake, it's a reimagining!
How about "Planet Of The Commercials"? Or "Invasion Of The Commercials"?
Honestly, I enjoy watching old nostalgic commercials like these any day, regardless if the Critic is reviewing them or not. They just have a certain charm to them that today's commercials lack.
As a functional human being I cannot believe that Quiznos ad was legit.
Very legit around 2003. There is another one from around 2008 with a talking oven that says to the cook "Put it in me, Scott."
spindalis79 don’t forget the weirdly animated kittens ones
It was a modified version of a flash animation from Rather Good called We Like the Moon, they also did adverts for milkshake syrup called Crusha in the UK.
Shia Labeuof replaces Doug as nostalgia critic?!
kremit the frog why is the nostalgia critic escaping from commercials if his body is a tv making the commercials
I just saw you in a just2good video
Patrick Mahomes is this u???
Oh hey i’m a sub
Why do you keep popping up everywhere?
what *you* never had a wizard in a bubble that gave you dating advice? i think _you're_ the weird one here Doug.
13:53
That beeping sounds like a bomb about to go off lol
16:18 James Rolf cameo
I knew it was coming, but I still nearly shit myself when I saw this in my inbox.
Same! I forgot today was Wednesday for some reason.
Me too
Boss Man I shit myself also but not because of the video. I ate spicy eel...i cried. Have a great dsy
those of us born in the late 80's and early 90's appologize for rapmercials, it kept our attention so they just kept doing em.
That Corn Flakes commercial is like:
"Honey, how do we keep our kid from becoming a sugar fiend?"
"I'll just convince him that Corn Flakes are the greatest thing ever and hire a rap crew to 'offer him help' to convince me"
"...How will THAT work!?"
"Either he's brainwashed after years leading up to this, or he gets so ostracized by his friends he'll be as dead inside as us"
Mr T invented the T pose
TheColossalMixel no his momma did
Boy that last one made Canadian commercials seem normal
I E A T L I T T L E B A B I E S
And they keep going. And going. And going. And going. And going. And going. And goin-
I remembered that Quiznos commercial, even though I haven't eaten at that place.
I don't eat at Quiznos too this day because of those things.
@@DeadMech1 why?
I only ate there once myself. I will say I'm glad it was featured here. I do recall the commercial "reportedly" having people getting creeped out, similar to the Nestle commercial the critic talked about in his Christmas Special
Thats because nobody cares 😂
Never saw that, but fuck. Annoying Orange is actually disturbing now
They have an auto-biography of Captain James T. Kirk. All the incidents from the series AND the movies are referenced. EXCEPT “Star Trek V!” Kirk, Spock and McCoy travel back to the Roman Empire planet, and find that the SON of the blonde slave girl who seduces Kirk has become a film maker and is making stories based on what information he can get from the Federation crew of the older ship! Yes, even in a fictional universe, ST V is so bad it had to be relegated to a fictional story!
My only complaint about these commercials videos are that they only come out once a year
Except in 2016 when he decided to do a video for Christmas Commercials.
Ikr :(
The I Donut Donut Shirt is BACK!
How long has he had that shirt?
@@Karmy. I don't know but I want one.
I reject your donut and substitute my own!
I love the donut shirt because it's very good to wear.
You don't have a doughnut emoji?
hey, darth vader's light saber running out of batteries is hilarious
I loved his reaction to it. He sounded like angry Shredder.
still going
George Lucas must have really regretted allowing that advertisement to exist.
@@AscendantStoic meh hard to feel shame towards this when the holiday special and jar jar binks exists
Just as a side note:
Am i the only one that noticed the announcer said "pokemen" instead pokemon?
It's 2019, people, when will you learn that the proper way is "Pokeperson"?
@@alexeysaranchev6118 You win.
Hugh Mungus yep
Alexey Saranchev XD
IVE WAITED A YEAR FOR THIS
My first time watching one of these blocks of old commercials, and I just have to ask: WHERE THE FUCK DOES HE FIND THEM?!
Maybe they needed the battery for the death star.
Star Trek is the voice of a generation?
The... Next Generation, if you will.
booooo even though i gave you a like lol
Inhaled Corn thank you
24:24-25:00 "Ok, you girls need to tone it down a notch there."
ANNIE WILKES said that.
Wait, isn’t the Energizer bunny STILL going?!?
OH MY GOD, WHERE IS HE NOW? IN THE RUINS OF THE OASIS FROM READY PLAYER ONE?!!!! (Yeah, I just finished that movie. It was friggin' AWESOME!)
Elmer Fudd got him
Eh, he stopped for a second, but that's because the in-laws were coming.
Rocket Raccoon is gonna get that battery.
Well bunnies do have a habit of going at it a lot. XD
"Ok google." "Where is the nearest quiznos sub "
"Here what I found. the nearest Quiznos sub is in 161 mile"
That 2 hour and 30 minutes away!
"Honey I'm going out today see you later"
@Zero Cool But I do have a roommate
Man, I miss Quizno’s.
KirbyGamer64 mine is 17 minutes away at least
@@BugsyFoga There only 1 open where I live and it's in another state. Other are shut down
The Quiznos mice and the disturbing sexy baby commercials
You can run, but I'll be in your nightmares!
Another settlement needs your help
They forgot to do a scary British PSA!
_"THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR!"_
"We have a Hulk."
"We have a T-Rex."
*"We have to stop."*
"I have crippling depression."
"I have osteoporosis"
@@chayden153 Ah, a man of culture.
@@chayden153 "I'M GAY!"
I have pancreatic cancer.
I have cancer and an army of 10’000 Uruk hai.
I thought that the Quiznos Sub’s Sponge Monkey’s were just a parody commercial by the Nostalgia Critic at first. I didn’t think it was REAL!!
I can attest they were real and as a kid I actually loved that commercial.
They were real, alright! People used to refer the spongmonkeys as those Quiznos rat-things.
They didn't last long, however. They used to freak out people.
It sounds like a couple of drunk down syndrome kids playing with a tape recorder!
same thank god the UK never seen that Ad
@@CommanderM117 that add looks terrifying also whats with this line....where not the Huns....yeah i know that
Expected a "You're sick 70's! You're New New Canada!"
the world needs more Canada- some Commercialy bois
I think @ was enough to meet "sick-quota"
@@Eccegato yeah, but it didnt have the over the top reaction like the Britain and Canada Commercials. Also, I totally agree with him about Jacob. I had so many girls dramatic read that part in Theater class.
My thoughts on the 70’s commercials someone been smoking weed
Doug lost his voice a week ago. Maybe that's what kept him from screaming.
Fun Fact: Kellogg deliberately made Cornflakes as bland as possible. Why you may ask? Because he believed that food that had any taste would lead to masturbation.
I wish I was kidding.
@@help4343 That is awesome :)
He was right
Charles Jones Thats the funniest reason ever
He also funded campaigns for getting boys circumcised...
He also tried to make it the norm to have hydrochloric acid put on girls clits...
Both because "It would stop kids from masterbaiting." Not even kidding.
Lmfao that is fucked up. Only Jews should circumcise their male children. And hydrochloric acid (stomach acid) on girls' clitorises? Hope he's burning in hell if he's dead.
I hated cornflakes. And my father still buys that similar type of shit for "breakfast." I poured a shit ton of sugar on that shit because it tasted like Critic said, like CARDBOARD.
19:08 It was a depressing ad about a football player killed by an officer. Followed by Doug saying, "Punchline!" with a smile on his face! 😂🤣
Actually nothing for me
Looks like No Comercial from Canada this year
Don't you mean New Canada
Vandalia1998 it's coming.
That AVGN crossover was gold on the Star Trek commercial.
That wasn't AVGN, That was James' another character from Rental Reviews.
@@JoakimOtamaa noted lol
That Quiznos commercial never left my head.
I thought I successfully blocked it out of my memory, until today. Those goddamn things convinced me to stay the fuck out of Quiznos, because I didn't want to encourage them.
And sadly no mention of Joel Veitch or Rathergood.com. Tsk tsk, Doug, tsk tsk.
Managed to forget about them, until today.
Timothy Y.
wE GoT a PEPPER BaR!!!………
(EDITED)do:
-melanie's mall
-beast wars toys commercials
-japan's first sonic the hedgehog commercial
-blockbuster video commercials
-ciruit city commercials
-Sega "Genesis does what
Nintendon't" commercials
-1900 sexy line ads
-Dish Network cable snake
&
-attack pack
OH WAIT I ALMOST FORGOT,
the bud ice penguin commercials!!!
What I wouldn't give to see that Big Bill Hell's car commercial on here...
Doug will end the Commercials series once he runs out of Planet of the Apes titles to rip off.
Oh shit, you're right.
Attack of the Commercials?
Crusade of the Commercials?
Apocalypse of the Commercials?
Reign of the Commercials?
Stampede of the Commercials?
Excursion of the Commercials?
End of the Commercials?
Defiance of the Commercials
Redemption of the Commercials
Convergence of the Commercials
Invasion of the Commercials
Devastation of the Commercials
Desolation of the Commercials
Children of the Commercials
Call of the Commercials
Secret of the Commercials
Legend of the Commercials
Storm of the Commercials
World of the Commercials
Zone of the Commercials
Does this mean we're gonna get Tim Burton's Commercials
Your Hun monologue had me crying with laughter!!! Awesome work as always!
Doug really needs to clean out his ears or stop blacking out randomly or whatever he's doing to miss context this badly.
The Spongemonkeys said that eating subs raw would be barbaric, and they're not barbaric- they are not the huns.
A
@@Blackheartzero but he said that they were not the huns... He was being sarcastic about them needing to clarify that they werent the huns
I dont get the confusion
@@ice-rv7tz
It still looks like he's treating it like they said "we are not the huns" completely out of nowhere...
@@Blackheartzero but they kinda did, they said it after a long pause. Idk, all i know is that pretty much all nostalgia critic videos consist of is doug making jokes and then having an uncomfortably long pause after making them to get back to the main content.
Innocence isn’t sexy. Tell that to Japan, Critic
@ No, it's disgraceful and all women should act dignified and like proper adults instead of... Japan what the fudge!?
@@memesarekeem Oh my dear friend, you have only scratch the surface of Japanese entertainment. Look at anime for proof.
Nabokov called, he's giving out the Yellow Pages section on shrinks.
ZorotheGallade hey I’m saying I don’t agree with that part of Japan
If your talking about lolis your not helping your case just daming yourself
"i miss funky spoon" XD
2:04 Eat this cereal to assert your dominance!
Glad I'm not the only one to see, not Mr.T, but a massive show of dominance.
* insert halo theme here *
24:23 - 25:00 These girls have gone full-on yandere, lol.
RH Guy I don’t think yandere do that
Hey, where's our Canadian PSA? I feel cheated.
Persoon56 omg yes
Actually, he made peace with Canada and he's now doing British PSA's! I was looking forward to this episode because I was looking forward to another British PSA!
@@1623tess Remember Canada PSAS scare the Critic.
When Mr T said "You mother--" at 4:19, I laughed my butt off! LOL!
the duracell bunny was basically a meme
*Mr. T-Pose and his not-good cereal*
T-posing to assert his dominance.
Mr t pose who died for our sins all hail Bethesda
@Hoopdy Can't help but to appreciate your profile icon from the new JonTron video
@@JeremyBX The second I saw that distortion clip, I thought
"Yes."
Also: *I ' **_L_** L **_T_** A **_K_** E **_Y_** O **_U_** R **_E_** N **_T_** I **_R_** E **_S_** T **_O_** C **_K_*
“It even works under water!”
30:48 I'm guessing Doug doesn't know about the wonderful world of Gardevoir Fan Art
Gardevoir fan art? what? I don't know anything about any rules, or Gardevoirs that are in them ... what? you never said I do? You just read this comment? ... ok, good talk ...
thetattooedyoshi Oh, if only it was just the humanoid ones...
Yeah, you know this... how exactly..?
Lol yes. Busty plant pokemon that will impale you if you try to motorboat it.
@@lryuzaki1192 Technically she's a fairy
An absurdly huge fairy, but a fairy nonetheless
5:45 MURRAY MOVES YOU! 😍
Murray moves you
DID YOU SEE HIM IN LOST IN TRANSLATION
HE WAS REALLY GOOD
HE TOTALLY SHOULD HAVE WON THAT OSCAR
I MEAN LOOK AT HIM LOOSING IT
HE LOOKS SO BUMMED OUT
YOU KNOW SEAN PENN GONNA WIN ANOTHER 1
THIS WAS MURRAY’S BIG CHANCE
WHAT A BUNCH OF PORTENTOUS A******S
I BLAME POLITICS
I actually never got sugar cereal growing up, so I *WOULD* steal my dad's cornflakes given the chance!
I love Malcom's impression of Mister T. Just love it.
Actually, the guy who played him is named Adonis Knight.
Sorry, it's awesome anyway. Godd one Adonis!
Malcom did the voiceover.
@@melodyrichardson5051 That's what got me: it was a voice i've heard before!
No "New-Canada" Commercials??
:(
Justin Trudeau: We'd send a rep, but that baby ad has finally got us beat. Well played, America... well played indeed.
Nah man, Britain has still got a few good ones under their sleeves, America's got nothing on us.
Britain has “Searching”, that thing is petrifying
@@TheTraviesot Google our old "perfect smoker" advert because you ain't seen anything yet.
Don't worry, we'll get'em next time.
Meanwhile, David Cronenberg's kids are watching "The Garbage Pail Kids" and "El Topo".
10:21 Uh, what was that bunny doing under Darth Vader's cape?
Dawn of the Rise of the War of the End of the Beginning of the Climax of the Commercials.
Coming 2019.
You forgot to add ":Revelations" at the end.
@@QuicklimeTime Revelation's Requiem The last chapter part 1 & 2 iMax Edition
*And Knuckles
Resurgence
The 69th in the series I believe.
After these messages ,We'll be right back !!!😁👌
Petition that this year's Nostalgia commercials be solely 2000s commercials. It's time that us, millennials, got to express our love for Yogos, Z-Straps, and the Gerber Life Grow-Up Plan!
omfg yogos.....
Zoo books! With the TIGER POSTER!
Or the Shirley Temple movie collection
@@AFox-cl7pq fuck yeah Zoo books and the tiger poster!!
@@AFox-cl7pq and Zoo plates!