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- Опубліковано 7 вер 2024
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Damn noah knew my neighborhood and house. Well time to relocate again
That will do nothing. Noah is always watching.
That’s cereepy
It looks like Nuketown.
@@TheTechCguy That's the town next to us
But Noah I live in the country
911: 911 whats your emergency?
Me: hi there is a man in my backyard shooting people with explosive bullets, drinking sodas, and picking up floating items that are glowing green.
911: you know its illegal to prank call 911 right?
He ain't lyin
Bruh
Uh yes operator my Noah is making off sounds in my backyard again...
Send the calvary
No I’m not lying, I SWEAR, I’m not,
I’M Not, I’M NOT
DO YOU HEAR ME I’M NOOOOOOTT LYII-
*beep* *beep* *beep*
OH BOY!!! HE JUST STARTED TO SHOOT THE WINDOW!!!
Noah: exists
Billy: MOM THEIRS SOME WEIRD MAN RUNNING AROUND IN THE BACK YARD AGAIN
@@SpicyTunaRoll97 *Claps hands together* BOII
TORGUE FLEXINGTON
Bruh thats wrong too lmao
@@yoo349 ik right xD
@@SpicyTunaRoll97 Im just going to say it. Its Theres or there is
@@kskillerboytre3586 Well... It's "I'm", "it's" and "there's", but you tried.
Bro, sounds exactly like my house, mine also has: a backyard, a front yard, a house, a garage, and some neighbors. He just knows too much.
Omg bro that's so cool
That's better than that's been cool it is incredible
I meant to say that is better than cool it's insanely amazing
“I see you in the window”
Noah: proceeds to shoot me
Jared Valleskey so true
Stabe
"Calm it down. Calm it down"
Noah: ( *Continuously* *blasting* *gauges* *into* *human* *pin* *cushion* )
No witnesses
Medic medic
Noah: killing tons of zombies in my backyard
Me: watching him slaughter my family at the reunion
Kalel for some reason I can relate.
You win
Ok
Lolz_Riot what the....
Hahah
6:40 leave a message after the tone.
Holy shit i haven't laughed that hard in awhile
When you call 911, but they think its a prank call
Haha
Ok
Hahaha 🤣
6:40 when the elevator gets to your floor finally
LMAOO
Jack Maske I know right
It sounded like some kinda siren 🤣🤣🤣
im dyin rn
That made me laugh SO hard
Noah: "your right in that window watching me "
Also Noah: " CANT WAIT TO CALL IN THIS NUKE"
Him: this is your back yard
Me: no it’s not
*goes into my back yard*
Me: oh crap it is my back yard
Bruh that's actually scary he described my backyard and neighborhood perfectly including my neighbors and where I'm watching the video
Bruh Man oh you mad huh
Bruh Man nah you ruined it with your first comment
@Bruh Man stay mad igaf
Zahir Mustaffa ur mad
Zahir Mustaffa first off u watch people take things out there hair. 😂
Noah: **unloads 4 shots into room**
Also Noah: _CALM DOWN!_
Me: what is that noise
*sees Noah with a mini gun destroying zombies*
Huh, neat
Oh yeah just another normal day
Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne
just a normal day in the crazy place we call earth
6:40 "You have arrived at your destination."
Lmao
I love how he got the China lake at the start and didn’t grab it
I’m pretty sure we all know how terrible that gun is
And why would he?
@@metalhead522 because that’s one of he guns he wanted
@@metalhead522 it’s a gun he wanted
He didn't grab it cause he wanted phd first
Me at the beginning of the video:
"I'll know if you didn't clap"
Nervous sweating
Clapping*
Edit: Man I lost the like from Noah because I fixed a grammar error
Lmao nerd
Razioski _
Lmao dweeb
Bruh people can't see im joking 💀😂
@@razioski Lmao nerd
Oof
5:42 That is a genuine reaction... I *FELT* that.
And at 19:15
Agree!!!
He faked it
Noah: "This is your backyard"
Me: "But... I don't have a backyard..."
Xfulminex that’s your backyard
Your delusional xfulminex
Your dehydrated
That is your backyard
I live in a flat though.. 🧐
@@ApexOrSomething that’s your backyard
S C Wha I don’t get it
(Edit) ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh
Noah: this map is so difficult
Me: Hmm doesn't looks like that
Me: "sees boss spawning round 3"
-_-
How did Noah actually get me to clap my hands? The enthusiasm? The persuasive tactics? Oh well I did it😂🤷🏽♂️
Y’all weird af
@@taylorwainwright9014 yeah we know😌
Lol
@@taylorwainwright9014 right lol
I laughed so hard at the beginning of this
same the beginning where he was talking about the backyard made the video
Why?
Jack Connelly what does double tap 1.0 do
"getting pretty low on ammo"
*Literally has 600 rounds left*
Then also gets a max ammo and proceeds to blow thru almost 200 rounds of minigun 🤣
He meant in the clip
Never mind I just got there
right what a dumbass
Hahaha 🤣
*clears throat* DAY 8: HEY NOAH YOU EVER THINK ABOUT PLAYING GUN GAME ON THE WORLDS SMALLEST MAP? WOULD BE PRETTY NEAT
EDIT: The first one, not the Smaller Worlds Smallest Map, just the Worlds Smallest Map
There's a new one now
@@minecraftsteve2504 You're right I need to change the comment
I like how the upgraded spaz is named the sandy ravage. The Legendary spastex-130 lives on
“IT WILL NEVER BE OVER” repeating over and over in my head...
6:20 AHHHHH MY HEEEAAAD!
Noah: Don’t panic!
Everyone: *panic intensifies*
Gets electric cherry
Noah: oh yea it's all coming together
**thonk**
my microwave when the hot pocket is ready: 6:39
Noah: did we get mulekick no we didn’t get mule kick HOW DID WE NOT GET MULE KICK
Mule kick:sitting next to hard line
Son: Mom can we get Noah
Mon: we already have Noah at home
Son: *starts looking for Noah in the backyard*
So Noah is in my backyard casually drinking my beers that I saved for harder times.
RazzeK lol
RazzeK unfortunate
Me: Sees Noah in my backyard "I got a pistol!"
Noah: Pulls out minigun "Fight me."
Me: "Just don't break anything."
Noah: Fires dual shotguns at my window screaming "CALM DOWN!!"
It always gives me anxiety when it looks like he replaces his good gun in the mystery box
6:41 my man Noah sounding like the elevator ding.
XD
Noah: *tries to accept death*
Game: I don't think so pal
Yeah, No clap for you because I didn't get a fire bow tutorial!
Vicente Ramirez he did
Noah: gets PAP minigun and infinite damage shotgun with an on contact explosion grenade launcher
Also Noah: dual wield rangers? YES FORGET THE OTHERS
it was easy to tell he only got those cuz he thought it would be more entertaining for us
Nah probably to save ammo
@@dyl950 as I said, easy to tell
he streamed the whole thing bruh he was playin for awhile before this video. 😭
The intro was prob the funniest and most creative of all the intros i've seen in any youtube vid lol
NoahJ: GIVE ME DEATH, INSTANT DEATH, GIVE ME DEATH.
PERKS: WELL, NO.
Yooooo😂
I didn’t know my backyard had a mystery box
This is my second account
GEARBOX JUST GEARBOX we don’t care
Noah: “Let’s be nice. Five more kills until I get a random perk. If my random perk-”
*suddenly, a wunderwaffe*
Noah: :o
“Before everyone- This is not- this is actually not a very good-”
*pulls minigun*
Noah: :O
Noah: I have every perk.
Me: where is the other double tap
Thanks for getting rid of those pesky zombies for me Noah. I’ve given you a 5 star Yelp review
6:22 literally murdered me
Me: See's title*
Also me: Noah for one day..... ONE DAY
Broccoli XD for one day what
Noah: *sees Apothicon Servant in box.*
Noah:”Nah I’ll skip.”
Kids:”IM TRIGGERED!”
7:19 Turn the subtitles on apparently music is going on
What the heck? That’s not right
Maybe cause of cherry it makes a shocking noise when it is activated
I love how I was thinking of the other perks you dont have then I was like tombstone? Oh he does not have tombstone then you get tombstone as soon as I said it lol
Noah: this is Timmy turners house the Timmy Turner: I'm my neighbor
If that was my backyard it would be the world’s smallest map
5:40 reaction when you win million dollars
Everybody watching this at this moment hasn’t finished the video
Christian Tejada was very true
ARE YOU WITH NOAH IN MY BACKYARD?!
Howd u know
Wut
I finished the video and the kills streak glitched out
*only people who have seen Wilfred warrior know this*
Noah: *in the backyard*
Billy: ma put the hellhounds out there’s something in the backyard
I bet there is gonna be a reply “WhY PuT tHE HeLLHoUnDs OUT? ItS “mA PuT THe DoGS AwAY ThERe iS SoMEtHiNg iN THe BACkyARd””
The hellhounds kill Noah in the backyard -_-
I get it
Noah: playing for 4 hours but still reloading before every max ammo
Me as an intellectual: realizing it’s a bo4 max the first time he grabbed one
lmao I do the same thing. it's engraved into my brain. even when me and a friend know you don't need to reload, we still constantly catch ourselves doing it lol. it's like meleeing chests in elden rings after playing all the souls games. sure, I haven't seen a mimic the entire playthrough.. but I still smack every chest just incase
Isn't the spawn room the house of a bo2 character?
Remember a mission where thay drank beer.
Suffer with me?
How many times we’ve heard “this is this run” then goes down few minutes later. Your awesome Noah
noah: wow i'm surprised the game hasn't crashed on me
bo3: *Aight ima head out*
It's 2 in the morning, I ain't clapping unless I wanna die
Lol
6:01 Noah: nobody panic
Everbody: starts panicking
If it’s my house then why am I watching it in first person, if I’m watching from the window?
Spectator mode you genius
Of course NoahJ knows where our house is seeing how he is a zombie God. Duh!!!
He's not even that good
Faster than the death machine, that's how quickly I clicked.
Same
"Sure you did"
This man keeps missing perks that are actually good
Noah: *Gets widow's wine*
Also Noah: 🔴🔴🟢
6:41 Ok Metal Detector
Noah: *exists*
Me: *wondering why I hear my family screaming for help while I’m playing Minecraft*
XD
6:20 I started panicking when a man with a neck beard started shooting akimbo double barrel shotguns through my window
Imagine a perkaholic on this map 😂
I can hear him start to go crazy at the beginning cause of how long he's spent trying to beat the map
Getting the jug in this map is like getting widows wine in de xD
This man just looked at the most op weapon after getting jug and said na I’m good....... well guess he wants a challenge, oh nvm he wants PhD
My mans confused himself
Me: mom theirs somebody in my backyard killing zombies
Mom: that's me
I love how he got two of the seven deadly sins as guns, aka Sloth and Gluttony. 😂
Had to rewatch this video to see if Noah was still playing zombies in my backyard
Me thinking “what’s so hard about it?” Literally round 2 2:04
Nice proportions man
Noah: sees window and has duel shotguns
So anyways, I started blasting
That’s almost the amount of terminal Illnesses I have
5:42 Noah’s face when he got jug! 😂😂😂
At 6:39 Noah hit and went right through puberty all in like 4 seconds
What am I going to tell mum. Lots of dead corpses and a lot of holes. Thx. Haha
Sorry noah. Couldn't clap cause i was too busy liking the VIDEO.👍👍👍
“Like” if you clapped when he said to clap!!!
Wtf is the sound at 6:40 ?!???!! 🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying of laughter over here 🤣😂🤣🤣😂😭😭😭
I think this map has made Noah go crazy
Me: looks behind me sees Noah shoot me in the face with two shotguns
Anyone know what all the custom perks do?
HOLY SH#T NOAH HOW DID YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE TEXAS IS MY CITY!!!!
1:48 not a single soul: Noah: FUN? HAHAHHHH FUNNNN
everyone:
Noah: i know it if you don't clap!
me:👐👏
Noah: here's little Timmy Turner who you play with every Sunday
Pedophiles: *sweating profusely*
I live in a apartment, so sadly i couldn't see you in my "backyard"
*im not first*
*im not last*
*but when i saw this video*
*I clicked fast af*
ITS AF YOU F DUMMY
And clapped
1:09 me looks out my window ready to go and run for my life
I’m dying 😂😂😂 couldn’t even die in peace
Is it just me or is noah uncomfortably close to the camera
I WIN IM HERE HI DAD WHENS THE CHILD SUPPORT MONEY COMING
I clapped mygirlfriends cheeks for you Noah ✅🔥💪
6:40 when she do the gawk gawk 3000
Noah: I know all of you are watching in there
Me: wondering how 5million people can fit in a house