Zombie 1: Gruh rughh... (Hey, there's no people here to eat...) Zombie 2: Moan grnnh grll... (What about that dog? We should eat it.) Zombie 3: Groaaaaannn moan... (Are you crazy?! Dogs are good boys and better than we deserve! Leave it alone and look for more people.)
“Let’s split up, we can find it!” “Yeah!” “You can go outside, I’ll stay inside and check some things out.” “Okay,” **Five minutes later.** **Both dead.**
Me yelling at the screen: "Don't open that door!" Actor on the screen: "I'm going to leave this door closed and call the police." THE END. Me: "WTF?! That movie was 20 minutes long!"
Me: DONT OPEN THE DOOR Protagonist in the movie: I am not going to open that door, because there might be a serial killer. Instead, I will call the police. Police: *come to the scene* Killer: *kicks door down and kills them all and severely injures the protagonist* Me: *s h o o k*
It's as silly as the Geico Horror commercial. Where the one guy says let's hide in the attic, and then one of the girls says no, in the basement. Then the blonde says 'Why can't we just get in the running car?' Then the other guy says 'Let's hide behind the chainsaws!' 🤦♀️ 😂
Paranormal activity: "Honey! The house is infested with a demonic entity out to get us! Pack your stuff, we are leaving! Now! This minute!" "Nah... Let's lay down and take a nap instead..." "... Ok."
I want a movie where we follow the monster/demon who thinks they’re doing it for the good of the world, but near the end slowly realizes they’re wrong.
In Brightburn's defense, his father doesn't know that his 'son' is bulletproof at that point. We the audience know as we see him toss the lawnmower, shove his hand in the blade of the lawnmower, and killing a few other people. His father on the other hand hadn't witnessed these events so he would have no way of knowing he is bulletproof, so at the time his idea to end his son before he got stronger could be considered a good idea.
Well, he did see the kid chew a fork into an unrecognizable tangle of steel, though in context I suppose that doesn't necessarily mean his dad would immediately make the logic leap to bulletproof. On the other hand, he was still kinda dumb to not at least consider the possibility and have a Plan B ready.
If shooting his head with a gun doesn't work, then probably nothing in range of his capacity would work. So that was definitely not that of a stupid move.
Here's one that drives me nuts. Why in "Cabin in the Woods" does the super secret government monster zoo have an option on the holding cells that allows all the creatures to be let out at the same time? Seems to be something that wouldn't even be an option.
It was the idea of that one government guy whom had a husband's bulge for mermaids, he was planning to release all the nightmare creatures and then sneak off and get it on with a mermaid...
Ima FoxGamer She was really dumb. Not only is she specifically told to not go in the room or open the glass case, but she was also going to answer the phone that the tv already showed would have resulted in her death. The family from La Lorrona were stupid too. You are a social worker and don’t question why your kids are battered? Or how the girl sticks her hand over the barrier for a toy? Lorrona had multiple opportunities to take the kids, but she refused to commit. And why not just make yourself holy, wait it out in a church, but no, continue making stupid decision after stupid decision.
One thing that always annoyed me in slasher films, was where the hero would use a weapon of some sort to fight off the villain, then instead of keeping said weapon and just finishing him/her off..they just toss it aside....and thew whole tip toe past the villain when there's enough space to go in another direction move..
Yep this... who chucks the gun on the floor even after knowing there are more zombies/monsters/aliens etc about that will kill you! Just no.. I’m not going without having that gun or weapon, ain’t happening! I would be tooled right up 😂
@@BangtansMomma I know right, its like if I just used that weapon to fight off/kill the zombie or whatever, I'm not dropping it, im holding on to it until I can level up, and even then I may just keep it for sentimental reasons. And don't even get me going on no one using any form of body protection in zombie flicks. In Dawn of the Dead, they had access to who knows how many sporting goods stores. I'd be looking like an extra from mad max.
ALSO!! why the hell would the mom encourage her teenage son to take the kid to the party in the first place??????? Aand then he doesnt watch her?? Or keep her close??? Aggravating
Even then, we learn that literally everything was planned by the cult and everyone was in on it. No matter what it was gonna happen one way or another.
In fairness, the sister was already possessed by Paimon, who was purposely trying to set up her death. He (while in possession of her body) likely left her epi-pen behind and purposely ate the cake.
I disagree. That would be the scariest horror movie of all time if done right. What's scarier than doing everything right, but to still fail in the end?
(creepy music in the Forest of Blood and Death) "Not going *that* way!" (more creepy music) "Not going that way, either!" (happy la-la-la music, character goes in that direction) 😀
You can tell the director, like many of us, have a hatred of that one girl in the movie theater who screams "no, not the dog!" while watching a movie of people getting their heads chewed off. Dawn of the Dead was brilliant in so many ways.
How about 'Poltergeist'? They get the little girl back from the other side and instead of running for the hills they decided to stay in the house while in the process of moving out. Put your family in a hotel and pay movers to get your house packed up for you, and keep your kids away from the spooky closet at all costs!
Always going UPSTAIRS. It never fails, when being chased, the victim will run up the stairs and trap themselves on the roof or in a bedroom. There they will wait hiding and covering their mouth to stifle the sobs for certain death. 🎃🐈
This one always kills me dead. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre does it- although it is somewhat forgivable as she was in shock- and at the end the movie hits peak stupidity when the truck driver, upon being attacked by Leatherface, leaves the truck! DRIVE AWAY YOU MORON!
The only instance I forgive of this is Scream. Because she describes that exact horror trope and what they should be doing instead - Only to get forced into enacting that same horror trope
@@Nocturnalux Even if Leatherface is wielding a chainsaw on full power he’s not going to instantly rip through a steel behemoth that easily crushes his body
@@Charlie94781 Exactly! Why did the driver leave the vehicle that could easily have steam rolled Leatherface dead. It makes so precious sense and I honestly do not see anyone just up and leaving the safety of their trunk like that. It is profoundly dumb.
Don’t forget messing with the Trioxin barrels from Return of the Living Dead. 😂 “do these things leak?” “Leak? Hell no, these things were made by the US Army Corps of Engineers!” Oh, Frank. You poor, unassuming guy.
To be fair, that movie was a parody of Night of the Living Dead and any dumb decisions made should be taken with a grain of salt. Still a great movie though.
One of the worst movies I saw was Sanctum. A group of morons who called themselves "explorers" take a dive into the giant cave. Turns out they didn't check the weather report before the adventure. I mean how come professional explorers wouldn't know it's going to be raining in the next few hours. Then you know what happens next. 🤦
Let's go down to the basement Why don't we just get in the running car?! Are you crazy?! Let's hide behind the chainsaws! Good idea! Gets a call Should I take it I love that one!
Most disappointing movie of my entire life. Absolute dumpster-fire of a movie - nothing but bad writing, bad decision making, and massive plot holes. The people who allowed this movie to be made this way should be ashamed.
well, to be honest, nearly everything in prometheus is a giant series of bad/horrible/dumb decisions, Damon Lindelof (the writer who took over the project and made the pile that it is) is utter trash.
@@gearzdesign Prometheus is my all-time biggest disappointment in a movie, ever. I went in expecting something awesome and left feeling like not a single person with a brain watched and critiqued the movie before finalizing it. It was nothing but bad writing and nonsensical decisions from start to finish. Complete abomination of a film.
6:59 - If i found a random dog amidst a zombie apocalypse, I'd see it as an expendable asset. However, If I found my "OWN" dog amidst said apocalypse, I'd guard it like I was John Wick on Super Saiyan steroids. Nobody hurts my "Chester", the most adorable Lake land Terrier in the world.
locastmincer I probably would’ve done nothing about the dog considering how many zombies were there. I probably would’ve used something like a drone to get the food to Andy
Any time where someone gets a real upper-hand on the villain, and then just leaves them lying there instead of going Tommy Jarvis apeshit on the prone body.
The Scream Tatum Garage scene comes to mind, Tatum had ghostface down and there were lots of tools in the garage she could have grabbed and beat him to death with.
@@guessmyname6210 For most of the examples you could name for being guilty of that trope, no, as the majority of movies that use it came out before Zombieland.
any slasher movie: “we have to make sure & check that the killer is really dead” or them standing around alone saying “hello? is someone there?” like Jason or Michael are gonna be like “ayyye sup bitch?”
Has anyone seen the Geico commercial that comes out around this time of year where the teens are are trying to avoid the killer and they decide after a slew of better, not always good actions, to hide behind the wall of chainsaws ? Lol the killer looks at them and shakes his head in pity . ☕
Using the cursed burial ground to ressurect a *bleeping* cat, then realizing the same could be applied to humans, in Pet Sematary should definitely be on this list. =P
How about in Stephen King's movie Christine when that one guy gets inside of a car that was burnt up and clearly possessed because it literally pulled up with no driver in it..
The part that got me mad is when the guy just watched the car squeeze into the small space he was in, instead of just running up on the car and fleeing.
Resident Evil: Apocalypse is still my favorite RE movie. Alien Covenant was weak but at least in introduced neomorphs. I'd love to see them again. Dawn of the Dead was a brilliant remake though.
irina1296 the characters did make a boneheaded decision for the escape plan in dawn of the dead. I would’ve just taken the vehicles and driven out of the city instead of going to an island and hoping that there were no zombies there
How about "the girl with all the gifts" when Kieran leaves his walkie talkie behind to raid an abandoned grocery store to the benefit cannibalistic children
That whole movie is a conglomeration of stupid actions and behavior. Why didn’t they put their secret “perform horrible experiments to save humanity” base on a hill? Not even a mountain... just a friggin hill! Or re-use a missile silo base from the 60’s... zombies can’t break into a place that’s underground
The comment on 'Crawl' and that stupid decision really had me. Even when I was watching I couldn't stop myself from shouting "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?"
What they should’ve done with the theme park in Zombieland is use it as a lure while they could go somewhere... wouldn’t that work? 😂 Or, y’know, just don’t turn on the park. 😂😂
Honestly, tracking off the signal is the least bad decision they made. Sure, it's a risk that doesn't need to be taken. But it was supposed to be a very low risk. "Okay, this planet seems better, let's check". That's an okay decision, although finishing your trip was a safer decisions. However, going on that planet completely unprotected... Damn THAT was stupid.
Any movie where a character has vital information and either calls or sees another character and says ( paraphrasing here) "I have vital information, but I can't tell you now/here, meet me later". Of course then they get killed before passing on the vital information...🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
I've seen a million horror movies and the hands down dumbest decision I've ever seen was Helen(Sarah Michele Geller) stopping to look back after evading the killer for NO REASON in I Know What You Did Last Summer when she was literally steps away from safety.....I still till this day say to myself "keep running" Everytime I watch it
It's impossible to watch 1 million movies, dumbass! It would take way more than a human life span to do so even if the movies were each 3 minutes long.
Or when someone says that the monster/killer... is in a particular spot/place. And instead of running FROM that danger, they sneak, go straight TOWARDS it and then wonder when they're getting attacked.
...one of the dumbest decisions in horror movie history... "The Descent" ...being a group of basically novice "spelunkers" who decide to explore an unknown network of underground caves just to say "they were the first"... and also NOT reporting their intentions to the proper channels who 1) would have told you that's a REALLY BAD idea...and 2) would have come earlier to rescue you when you and your group didn't return when expected... ...in this case... girl power = a bunch of dead girls
One of the more recent ones that stands out in my memory is that *stupid* brat in The Purge who let the guy in the house! Seriously you’re gonna risk your whole family for the sake of one stranger? If nothing else I’d have smacked that kid upside the head! 😤😤😤 Thanks for another great video WhatCulture 💙🐱💙
i think one of the most stupid decisions is asking "hello?" and expecting the antagonist to answer "yeah, hey bro. don't worry im just using your kitchen. definitely not gonna murder you later ya'know?"
How an Alien scenario would go if I were in it. 'Was that an alien up there?' a random crew member asked Craig. Craig runs and locks himself in the room. 'What's in that room?' asks a random crew member to another crew member. 'Just the escape pods and the button to self-destruct the ship'. 'Him, I wonder why he-' Fades to black The End
While that all may be true theres one part of the movie that makes no sense and was only stupid, and that was sending bill murray in full zombie makeup into the dark movie room with two protagonists with a gun, that have no idea its a joke. why didnt anyone go this may be a bad idea, maybe we should take the weapons. even with it not being a horror movie that was a stupid way of making yourself be dead murray.
I think it was in the first video of this but.... Reading the Latin in the randomly found in the attic/basement flesh-like substance covered book ala Cabin In The Woods.
10 More Dumbest Decisions in Horror Movie History: 10.Digging Up Jason 9.Making a Phone Call in the Open 8.Locking up the Cannibals 7.Investigating the Signal 6.Driving Whilst High 5.Shooting an Invincible Alien 4.Attempting to Rescue the Perfectly Safe Dog 3.Come On Gang let's Split Up 2.Turning on the Theme Park 1.Breaking into Room of Supernatural Terrors
I think some of these are things I expect people to do. Alien: Covenant with investigating a signal isn't the same as just a spooky noise, since it implies something of an emergency that they may have thought they could have handled. In Hereditary, he was high when his sister was in a dire situation, so he probably wouldn't have thought straight. Not sure how often people are told of serious emergencies when under the influence. Now, I doubt the father knew his adopted son in Brightburn was invincible, as we saw his ability to be durable and the father probably didn't know, but he did make a decent attempt, compared to the blindly ignorant mom.
In Brightburn they already notice their son never had a single injury or even a scratch since they got him, so he would at least be more mindful on that point there is something not normal on him his wife even said that only the metal in spaceship did cut him. In hereditary that son should have insisted not to bring his sister in a teenage party, he knows what shits are going to happen in there and not suitable for kids let alone a mentally ill one.
In Scream, Billy tells Casey on the phone that he wants to know who he's looking at, but Billy already knew Casey!!!! Boy! I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder!!!!!
I’m glad I’m not the only one who sits there at screams at the person next to me (most recently Alien: Covenant) “You just wouldn’t do that! Its crap! I call bullshit! Why are we even watching this?!” 😂😂
To be fair in any of the alien franchise if you work for the company you have to check out any unknown signal because if you don't your contract is null and void if they find out about it so not really a stupid decision. It is a stupid decision to not wear your helmet on a planet you know nothing about.
I thought about something. In early episodes of "Namekian Saga" of "Dragon Ball Z", Bulma told Krillin and Gohan to remain in the ship on Namek until she checks the atmosphere or until she gets the space suits ready. However, she found them on the surface as soon as she looked out the spaceship. She got upset with them. I didn't find fault with her because they could have easily breathed in toxic gases.
OH MY GOD...I hated that girl in "Dawn of the Dead" with the whole "girly love for animals" stereotype...I expect ANY horror movie scenario is going to fail if you have a "girly girl" in your group... I was proven correct when my sister watched the movie with me and when they introduced the dog she automatically said "they're not going to kill the dog, are they?"...NOT "they're not going to kill the pregnant woman, are they?"...but, the fucking dog...that is so fucking selfish, that you're MORE concern over an animal than over your fellow survivors... 🤜😵
If you see a paranormal object, killer, or hear some weird sound or something like that you don't stick around you say, "NOT TODAY SATAN!" And get the hell outta there. You'd be doing yourself a favor.
Also how about another version of this for Superhero films (eg: Iceman's death in the Rogue Cut of Days of Future Past, no, I will NOT let that go) dumbest decisions in a certain genres of TV shows or dumbest things people agreed to in video games (eg: weirder RDR side quests or Jack Joyce from Quantum Break agreeing to test a time machine at 4 am without knowing about the specifics).
Question: is destroying a cursed doll a good idea or a bad idea? In case it's a soul prison for an evil ghost/spirit wouldn't destroying the doll set the ghost/spirit free? 🤔
That is a deep question. Much like a genie in a bottle I think the soul would be free if the doll were destroyed. Whether that is good or bad depends on the spirit. It is possible the spirit was only being bad because it was angry about being trapped and once free it will go towards the light. Then again it could be demonic and once freed could possess a human. My course of action if I ever get a possessed doll is to gift it to the Pope. He'll know what to do.
@@Hanmacx possible as well. Like I said it is a deep and difficult to answer question. But I personally don't think a soul can be bound to anything physical. Contained yes, but not bound. And I also personally don't think souls can ever be destroyed only Sent elsewhere. But there are so many variables and unanswered questions.
When I was a kid, I genuinely pondered this question as I believed in cursed dolls and all sorts of oddball ideas. I reached the conclusion that destroying the doll was probably a very bad idea.
@@Nocturnalux there is no absolute answer. It depends on what is in the doll, how it got there, if there are other ties to this world etc. But I'm mostly with you. If it's evil and it's trapped in a doll with the constraints of a doll. I.e. it can walk but not fly. It can move and cause noises but not possess someone else.....leave it alone. Let it stay in the doll.
What about Mandy from...Mandy? Girl's working, minding her own business and all of a sudden this weird unknown old lady asks "do you live nearby?" and Mandy proceeds to tell her exactly where her house is. BRUH
Ehhh, I wouldn't really include parodies like Scary Movie or Return of the Living Dead as the characters in those are supposed to be dumb caricatures of the characters from the movies they're making fun of. It'd be like using an SNL skit or a Family Guy cut away gag in a similar list.
4:50 Year 2104 and the advanced exploration team is still using rifles from the 1960's... This should be all you need to know about the state of the expedition.
This family lives in a massive house...they can well afford it. What's possible is that it'd take too long for the ambulance to get there on time. Maybe.
I was *super* young (like, 6) when I watched Dawn Of The Dead (or whatever it’s called), and I bawled my eyes out when I saw the zombies trying to get at the dog 😂
This is why zombies don’t kill the dogs in movies: Even the zombies think doggos are cute
Zombie 1: Gruh rughh... (Hey, there's no people here to eat...)
Zombie 2: Moan grnnh grll... (What about that dog? We should eat it.)
Zombie 3: Groaaaaannn moan... (Are you crazy?! Dogs are good boys and better than we deserve! Leave it alone and look for more people.)
*cough,cough* have you seen walking dead?!
SEP E7S yes, and the zombies there are satan
@@eliurdad7015 no thanks
100. Percent. True.
The stupidest decision is “LETS SPLIT UP!!”
*step one to get a better chance to get killed* : “LETS SPLIT UP!”
AlphaFN1 “let’s split up”
“Good idea!”
“I’ll check the basement, you check the attic.”
And so ensues the killing.....
Scooby doo says otherwise lol
“Let’s split up, we can find it!”
“Yeah!”
“You can go outside, I’ll stay inside and check some things out.”
“Okay,”
**Five minutes later.**
**Both dead.**
_Okay_ 😂😂
Me yelling at the screen: "Don't open that door!" Actor on the screen: "I'm going to leave this door closed and call the police." THE END.
Me: "WTF?! That movie was 20 minutes long!"
Richard MacHugh And that’s when the actor/actress turns around _right into the killer/ ghost/ creature_ *who was behind her all along!*
hypnodance Actually... _it’s an old lady! IN THE WALLS!_
Richard MacHugh Reminds me of the Cyanide and Happiness short.
Smartest man alive
Me: DONT OPEN THE DOOR
Protagonist in the movie: I am not going to open that door, because there might be a serial killer. Instead, I will call the police.
Police: *come to the scene*
Killer: *kicks door down and kills them all and severely injures the protagonist*
Me: *s h o o k*
Imagine if they'd add in "Not killing the psychopath when you knock them unconscious" It be a list of over 100 movies
It's as silly as the Geico Horror commercial. Where the one guy says let's hide in the attic, and then one of the girls says no, in the basement. Then the blonde says 'Why can't we just get in the running car?' Then the other guy says 'Let's hide behind the chainsaws!' 🤦♀️ 😂
Lmao
even the slasher was surprised by the boneheadedness
Maryjane Shelby yuusssss
And then after: “LET’S RUN TO THE CEMETERY!”
I saw the same commercial it was a gieco commercial 😭😭🤣😂🤣😂😂😭😭😱🤣😂😅😂😭🤣😅😱😰
Paranormal activity:
"Honey! The house is infested with a demonic entity out to get us! Pack your stuff, we are leaving! Now! This minute!"
"Nah... Let's lay down and take a nap instead..."
"... Ok."
I want a movie where we follow the monster/demon who thinks they’re doing it for the good of the world, but near the end slowly realizes they’re wrong.
@@lostaccount8222 That's a really good idea
The Demon was connected to the woman. Wouldn't have mattered if they left.
The demon was following the girl since she was a child
In Brightburn's defense, his father doesn't know that his 'son' is bulletproof at that point. We the audience know as we see him toss the lawnmower, shove his hand in the blade of the lawnmower, and killing a few other people. His father on the other hand hadn't witnessed these events so he would have no way of knowing he is bulletproof, so at the time his idea to end his son before he got stronger could be considered a good idea.
Well, he did see the kid chew a fork into an unrecognizable tangle of steel, though in context I suppose that doesn't necessarily mean his dad would immediately make the logic leap to bulletproof.
On the other hand, he was still kinda dumb to not at least consider the possibility and have a Plan B ready.
He did say however Brandon had never bled or broken a bone in his life.
DarkcIoud1111 Exactly!
If shooting his head with a gun doesn't work, then probably nothing in range of his capacity would work. So that was definitely not that of a stupid move.
@@michaelmenei5403 well for all he knew he could just be stab resistant
Here's one that drives me nuts. Why in "Cabin in the Woods" does the super secret government monster zoo have an option on the holding cells that allows all the creatures to be let out at the same time? Seems to be something that wouldn't even be an option.
its like a big red button just wanting to be pressed.
Considering the whole movie is poking fun at every horror movie trope, why would you think they'd exclude that one?
that movie was stupid
It was the idea of that one government guy whom had a husband's bulge for mermaids, he was planning to release all the nightmare creatures and then sneak off and get it on with a mermaid...
there is always a "self destruct" option. lol!
*lets be real, were not surprised to see Daniela here from Annabelle: comes home*
Ima FoxGamer She was really dumb. Not only is she specifically told to not go in the room or open the glass case, but she was also going to answer the phone that the tv already showed would have resulted in her death. The family from La Lorrona were stupid too. You are a social worker and don’t question why your kids are battered? Or how the girl sticks her hand over the barrier for a toy? Lorrona had multiple opportunities to take the kids, but she refused to commit. And why not just make yourself holy, wait it out in a church, but no, continue making stupid decision after stupid decision.
True
It's scare my shit out😆 . My name is Daniela, dang😆
@@captainobvious6779 Worst part about her is, she touched every fcking haunted items in the room.
I know right. Who opens a glass cage when there is a sign on it telling you to specifically not to. The doll literally even looks like a f*cking demon
One thing that always annoyed me in slasher films, was where the hero would use a weapon of some sort to fight off the villain, then instead of keeping said weapon and just finishing him/her off..they just toss it aside....and thew whole tip toe past the villain when there's enough space to go in another direction move..
Yeah. Once they're on the floor, I really dont understand why victims don't continue beating them until they're dead. Looking at you, YOU.
Yep this... who chucks the gun on the floor even after knowing there are more zombies/monsters/aliens etc about that will kill you! Just no.. I’m not going without having that gun or weapon, ain’t happening! I would be tooled right up 😂
@@BangtansMomma I know right, its like if I just used that weapon to fight off/kill the zombie or whatever, I'm not dropping it, im holding on to it until I can level up, and even then I may just keep it for sentimental reasons. And don't even get me going on no one using any form of body protection in zombie flicks. In Dawn of the Dead, they had access to who knows how many sporting goods stores. I'd be looking like an
extra from mad max.
In Scream, they played with that trope.
And a lot of other horror/slasher movie cliches, too. 😏
@@saschamayer4050 that's what made the original Scream so good.
No. Hereditary's stupid decision is: NOT HAVING AN EPI-PEN ON HAND.
ALSO!! why the hell would the mom encourage her teenage son to take the kid to the party in the first place??????? Aand then he doesnt watch her?? Or keep her close??? Aggravating
Even then, we learn that literally everything was planned by the cult and everyone was in on it. No matter what it was gonna happen one way or another.
In fairness, the sister was already possessed by Paimon, who was purposely trying to set up her death. He (while in possession of her body) likely left her epi-pen behind and purposely ate the cake.
Hereditary’s stupid decision is being made. Not scary, extremely predictable, horrible plot, flat everything.
RavenBlackheart I will admit the movie was scary as heck, but I agree the plot of the movie was FLAT! and the ending didn’t even make sense.
If smart decisions were made in horror movies, there would literally be no movie.
Buff the victims, but then buff the monsters. They make smart decisions and still get murdered. Simple.
I disagree. That would be the scariest horror movie of all time if done right. What's scarier than doing everything right, but to still fail in the end?
Mista J exactly, thank u 🤦🏽♂️
Not true. If the writers are good, they can make it work.
in you're next its still and good movie and the protagonist is actually smart and kills all the killers.
To quote Eddie Izzard: "And you know, all the people, all the victims in these films have had their common sense gland removed."
(creepy music in the Forest of Blood and Death) "Not going *that* way!" (more creepy music) "Not going that way, either!" (happy la-la-la music, character goes in that direction) 😀
That meman is a mess that's why I love him but he is real.
SCREAM:Casey is running towards the car and then she suddenly stops giving the killer more time and then the killer kills her.
Scream doesn't count since it's knowingly mocking genre cliches
You can tell the director, like many of us, have a hatred of that one girl in the movie theater who screams "no, not the dog!" while watching a movie of people getting their heads chewed off. Dawn of the Dead was brilliant in so many ways.
How about 'Poltergeist'? They get the little girl back from the other side and instead of running for the hills they decided to stay in the house while in the process of moving out. Put your family in a hotel and pay movers to get your house packed up for you, and keep your kids away from the spooky closet at all costs!
Don't remember this. Didn't the house collapse into a portal. They ran for it to a hotel and kicked the TV out. Was this the remake?
@@dsmyify No, that scene you describe happens after the family, for whatever reason, spends one final night in the house from Hell.
@@WayWardWonderer ~ oh yeah. Forgot about that. The idiots.
@@dsmyify Right? You run from that house and set it ablaze, you don't give it one more night to kill you!
Made for a great extra 20 mins or so though (clown doll attack and skeletons in swimming pool!) 😊
Always going UPSTAIRS. It never fails, when being chased, the victim will run up the stairs and trap themselves on the roof or in a bedroom. There they will wait hiding and covering their mouth to stifle the sobs for certain death.
🎃🐈
This one always kills me dead. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre does it- although it is somewhat forgivable as she was in shock- and at the end the movie hits peak stupidity when the truck driver, upon being attacked by Leatherface, leaves the truck! DRIVE AWAY YOU MORON!
The only instance I forgive of this is Scream. Because she describes that exact horror trope and what they should be doing instead - Only to get forced into enacting that same horror trope
@@Nocturnalux Even if Leatherface is wielding a chainsaw on full power he’s not going to instantly rip through a steel behemoth that easily crushes his body
@@Charlie94781 Exactly! Why did the driver leave the vehicle that could easily have steam rolled Leatherface dead. It makes so precious sense and I honestly do not see anyone just up and leaving the safety of their trunk like that.
It is profoundly dumb.
The only movie where higher ground actually worked was Crawl. Either they go up or get drowned/get killed by the alligators.
Don’t forget messing with the Trioxin barrels from Return of the Living Dead. 😂 “do these things leak?”
“Leak? Hell no, these things were made by the US Army Corps of Engineers!”
Oh, Frank. You poor, unassuming guy.
To be fair, that movie was a parody of Night of the Living Dead and any dumb decisions made should be taken with a grain of salt.
Still a great movie though.
One of the worst movies I saw was Sanctum. A group of morons who called themselves "explorers" take a dive into the giant cave. Turns out they didn't check the weather report before the adventure. I mean how come professional explorers wouldn't know it's going to be raining in the next few hours.
Then you know what happens next. 🤦
Very good point!
Geico commercial: "head for the cemetery!"
Let's go down to the basement
Why don't we just get in the running car?!
Are you crazy?!
Let's hide behind the chainsaws!
Good idea!
Gets a call
Should I take it
I love that one!
prometheus
''hey, lets pet an alien snake in this unchartted planet, idk what it's gonna do but hey! whats the worst that can happened?''
Most disappointing movie of my entire life. Absolute dumpster-fire of a movie - nothing but bad writing, bad decision making, and massive plot holes. The people who allowed this movie to be made this way should be ashamed.
"Oh shit! This very long but narrow spaceship is gonna fall on me, let's try to run away forward instead of running 20 feet to the left!"
DOG IS ALWAYS PRIORITY
Even though I'm a dog lover I would risk my life to save a dog.
Good source of protein in a zombie apocalypse.
Mick116 😳
Mick116 what the heck noo xD
@Max Liston DOG. IS. ALWAYS. PRIORITY.
I wish just once in one these movies that one of the characters would say something like “No thanks, I’ve seen this movie and I chose life!”
You’re next is an good example
That's what "Scream" was supposed to be.
It isn't a horror movie, but Orlando Jones says almost that exact thing in Evolution.
@@memawknowsbest4978 "I've seen this movie, the black dude always dies first"
Prometheus: running straight 😂
well, to be honest, nearly everything in prometheus is a giant series of bad/horrible/dumb decisions, Damon Lindelof (the writer who took over the project and made the pile that it is) is utter trash.
RollingxBigshot Prometheus school of running away from things 😂
lol YES.
@@dwleroy Yep. Really gonna be difficult for her to avoid the exploding ship.
@@gearzdesign Prometheus is my all-time biggest disappointment in a movie, ever. I went in expecting something awesome and left feeling like not a single person with a brain watched and critiqued the movie before finalizing it. It was nothing but bad writing and nonsensical decisions from start to finish. Complete abomination of a film.
6:59 - If i found a random dog amidst a zombie apocalypse, I'd see it as an expendable asset. However, If I found my "OWN" dog amidst said apocalypse, I'd guard it like I was John Wick on Super Saiyan steroids. Nobody hurts my "Chester", the most adorable Lake land Terrier in the world.
locastmincer I probably would’ve done nothing about the dog considering how many zombies were there. I probably would’ve used something like a drone to get the food to Andy
Jake Alter the film is set before drones were a commercially available thing...
x2xajh1 Duh dum then they could’ve used something else
No I agree I would save my dog “Tatty” he’s a Jack Russell and beautiful
Jake Alter like what
I feel like if it wasn't 10 choices this could go for 2 hours
Any time where someone gets a real upper-hand on the villain, and then just leaves them lying there instead of going Tommy Jarvis apeshit on the prone body.
The Scream Tatum Garage scene comes to mind, Tatum had ghostface down and there were lots of tools in the garage she could have grabbed and beat him to death with.
Yes! Double tap. Didn't those people see Zombieland? :)
@@guessmyname6210 For most of the examples you could name for being guilty of that trope, no, as the majority of movies that use it came out before Zombieland.
The beginning of Friday the VIII 6 was the DUMBEST Horror movie decision ever!!! Jason gained God-like power for every movie going forward.
any slasher movie: “we have to make sure & check that the killer is really dead” or them standing around alone saying “hello? is someone there?” like Jason or Michael are gonna be like “ayyye sup bitch?”
I'd say the practical joke played by Bill Murray in Zombieland has to rank right up there.
Yeah but that was MEANT to be dumb. The film makers knew exactly what they were doing.
@@horseeatsdogfood5721 Agreed
Has anyone seen the Geico commercial that comes out around this time of year where the teens are are trying to avoid the killer and they decide after a slew of better, not always good actions, to hide behind the wall of chainsaws ? Lol the killer looks at them and shakes his head in pity . ☕
L W yeah, that one makes me laugh. The look on Bargain-Basement-Leatherface is priceless, like he can't believe they're this stupid.
@@nicholasfarrell5981 Although it would make sense to get heavy weapons to go toe to toe against the enemy instead of being a helpless target
Using the cursed burial ground to ressurect a *bleeping* cat, then realizing the same could be applied to humans, in Pet Sematary should definitely be on this list. =P
How about in Stephen King's movie Christine when that one guy gets inside of a car that was burnt up and clearly possessed because it literally pulled up with no driver in it..
The part that got me mad is when the guy just watched the car squeeze into the small space he was in, instead of just running up on the car and fleeing.
People in horror movies:
Hello?!
Yeah let's just give out where you're at so you and the serial killer can say hey and sit down for a cup of tea!
Resident Evil: Apocalypse is still my favorite RE movie. Alien Covenant was weak but at least in introduced neomorphs. I'd love to see them again. Dawn of the Dead was a brilliant remake though.
irina1296 the characters did make a boneheaded decision for the escape plan in dawn of the dead. I would’ve just taken the vehicles and driven out of the city instead of going to an island and hoping that there were no zombies there
WE DIDN'T WANT OR NEED COVENANT, WE DIDNT NEED "NEOMORPHS" ,
@@kawaiizombiegal Yes, we didn't need neomorphs but they created them and they look amazing though
It's dark. Doorbell rings. There's nobody there so person walks out of house to have a better look. "Hello? Hello? Is there someone there?"
In Hereditary, that whole sequence was hexed by the cult as evidenced by the Paimon symbol on the telephone pole of doom.
Also he didn't swerve because he was high. He swerved to avoid hitting a dead deer or goat or whatever
How about "the girl with all the gifts" when Kieran leaves his walkie talkie behind to raid an abandoned grocery store to the benefit cannibalistic children
Or his gun for that matter also the entire scene kind of screamed “trap” to a civilian let alone a trained soldier
I hated that movie so much.
DarkOniFlames it was kinda dumb really
That whole movie is a conglomeration of stupid actions and behavior.
Why didn’t they put their secret “perform horrible experiments to save humanity” base on a hill? Not even a mountain... just a friggin hill! Or re-use a missile silo base from the 60’s... zombies can’t break into a place that’s underground
Monroville to be fair most of the base seemed like it was under ground in some kind of old military instillation
The comment on 'Crawl' and that stupid decision really had me. Even when I was watching I couldn't stop myself from shouting "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?"
What they should’ve done with the theme park in Zombieland is use it as a lure while they could go somewhere... wouldn’t that work? 😂 Or, y’know, just don’t turn on the park. 😂😂
How about this going back for her friend The Human Centipede (First Sequence) he wasn't going to do the operation with 2 now was he.
Yeah that was so dumb!! Hell I would've run to get help as soon as possible
I watched Crawl in the theater and I couldn't stop laughing
It should more like Alien: this movie is just so full of bad decisions
Alien: Covenant being made is a bad decision.
Honestly, tracking off the signal is the least bad decision they made.
Sure, it's a risk that doesn't need to be taken. But it was supposed to be a very low risk. "Okay, this planet seems better, let's check". That's an okay decision, although finishing your trip was a safer decisions.
However, going on that planet completely unprotected... Damn THAT was stupid.
Okay but making the Wilhelm Scream as a verb is one my favorite WhatCulture and/or Ash choices ever.
Jason was always somewhat supernatural even before he came back from death
Ash: The dog is not a priority.
Me: HOW DARE YOU
Any movie where a character has vital information and either calls or sees another character and says ( paraphrasing here) "I have vital information, but I can't tell you now/here, meet me later". Of course then they get killed before passing on the vital information...🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
I've seen a million horror movies and the hands down dumbest decision I've ever seen was Helen(Sarah Michele Geller) stopping to look back after evading the killer for NO REASON in I Know What You Did Last Summer when she was literally steps away from safety.....I still till this day say to myself "keep running" Everytime I watch it
It's impossible to watch 1 million movies, dumbass! It would take way more than a human life span to do so even if the movies were each 3 minutes long.
Okay, Eric opening the book and doing everything in it in the Evil Dead remake should be #1.
Yeah, what a plonker.
“save the fish/dog/cat!”
Catnises sister primrose saving her cat while everyone was evacuating 🤦♀️
The dog would always by my priority
Or when someone says that the monster/killer... is in a particular spot/place. And instead of running FROM that danger, they sneak, go straight TOWARDS it and then wonder when they're getting attacked.
To be fair Daniels advised against investigating the signal, that was orams decision
...one of the dumbest decisions in horror movie history...
"The Descent"
...being a group of basically novice "spelunkers" who decide to explore an unknown network of underground caves just to say "they were the first"...
and also NOT reporting their intentions to the proper channels who 1) would have told you that's a REALLY BAD idea...and 2) would have come earlier to rescue you when you and your group didn't return when expected...
...in this case...
girl power = a bunch of dead girls
To be fair that was one girl's decision. The rest thought they were going into a different cave.
so do you, Mr. Who Needs Rules and Regula...OH, SHIT! WE'S GETTING EATEN ALIVE!!!!
Starscream91 ^^^ first to get eaten.
6:50 Apparently you haven't met my wife or her family - totally believable with them in the scenario LOL
The monster only kill us if we alone
Let's split up!
Hellraiser let's play with this rubik cube and reading evil dead book
Ash is the most loveliest woman in the world.
Ash is the main hero of THE EVIL DEAD franchise idiot.
Abram Sullivan, they're talking about the narrator.
*idiot.*
*Oh a falling building lets run straight*
One of the more recent ones that stands out in my memory is that *stupid* brat in The Purge who let the guy in the house! Seriously you’re gonna risk your whole family for the sake of one stranger? If nothing else I’d have smacked that kid upside the head! 😤😤😤
Thanks for another great video WhatCulture 💙🐱💙
Also you never specified: which Deck Master are you? (If this is Lord of D I'm a huge fan of your work with Seto Kaiba!)
In bright burn Brandon's farther didn't know he was invincible
i think one of the most stupid decisions is asking "hello?" and expecting the antagonist to answer "yeah, hey bro. don't worry im just using your kitchen. definitely not gonna murder you later ya'know?"
Me: *replaying the clips with the dog multiple times
Great video - very entertaining as well as informative and you're an excellent narrator. Well done!
Brightburn-Adopting an alien baby without telling anyone about him.
Well, they're probably Superman's fans...
How an Alien scenario would go if I were in it.
'Was that an alien up there?' a random crew member asked Craig.
Craig runs and locks himself in the room.
'What's in that room?' asks a random crew member to another crew member.
'Just the escape pods and the button to self-destruct the ship'.
'Him, I wonder why he-'
Fades to black
The End
The Thing is great at this. My favorite.
How many of you just watched smartest horror movie decisions
Ash,don’t you get creeped out with teenage geeks perving on you in the comments
They probably have an intern reading through the comments and picking out the appropriate ones to spare Ash the creepiness.
The point of zombie land was to be down right hilarious 😂 fun and full of dumb funny stuff so for real you can't say that if I was intended haha
Also, since when is zombieland a horror film?
While that all may be true theres one part of the movie that makes no sense and was only stupid, and that was sending bill murray in full zombie makeup into the dark movie room with two protagonists with a gun, that have no idea its a joke. why didnt anyone go this may be a bad idea, maybe we should take the weapons. even with it not being a horror movie that was a stupid way of making yourself be dead murray.
@@verneppard8149it's a horror/comedy zombie movie
I have to agree. The pacific play land thing really drove me crazy in a movie that was so strict about pointing out stupidity
5:49 i think the actual dumb decision right there is sticking your head out whilst the driver is high and the car is moving too fast
imo that is
Aurora Meh she probably needed to inhale oxygen to somehow survive and if she didn’t she would’ve died. That’s just called being unlucky.
@@Someguyy867 the girl was cutting 🐦heads off this is karma
Valya Haven’t seen the movie.
Alien covenant: I went to throw up during the second white alien birth. At least I could take apart the original alien effects
I think it was in the first video of this but....
Reading the Latin in the randomly found in the attic/basement flesh-like substance covered book ala Cabin In The Woods.
"Do not read the Latin!!" "Having the husbands bulge from cutting the flesh and I do not get like that"
10 More Dumbest Decisions in Horror Movie History:
10.Digging Up Jason
9.Making a Phone Call in the Open
8.Locking up the Cannibals
7.Investigating the Signal
6.Driving Whilst High
5.Shooting an Invincible Alien
4.Attempting to Rescue the Perfectly Safe Dog
3.Come On Gang let's Split Up
2.Turning on the Theme Park
1.Breaking into Room of Supernatural Terrors
No way i was literally just watching the last 1 and this popped up
I think some of these are things I expect people to do. Alien: Covenant with investigating a signal isn't the same as just a spooky noise, since it implies something of an emergency that they may have thought they could have handled. In Hereditary, he was high when his sister was in a dire situation, so he probably wouldn't have thought straight. Not sure how often people are told of serious emergencies when under the influence. Now, I doubt the father knew his adopted son in Brightburn was invincible, as we saw his ability to be durable and the father probably didn't know, but he did make a decent attempt, compared to the blindly ignorant mom.
In Brightburn they already notice their son never had a single injury or even a scratch since they got him, so he would at least be more mindful on that point there is something not normal on him his wife even said that only the metal in spaceship did cut him.
In hereditary that son should have insisted not to bring his sister in a teenage party, he knows what shits are going to happen in there and not suitable for kids let alone a mentally ill one.
In Scream, Billy tells Casey on the phone that he wants to know who he's looking at, but Billy already knew Casey!!!! Boy! I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder!!!!!
I’m glad I’m not the only one who sits there at screams at the person next to me (most recently Alien: Covenant) “You just wouldn’t do that! Its crap! I call bullshit! Why are we even watching this?!” 😂😂
To be fair in any of the alien franchise if you work for the company you have to check out any unknown signal because if you don't your contract is null and void if they find out about it so not really a stupid decision. It is a stupid decision to not wear your helmet on a planet you know nothing about.
I thought about something. In early episodes of "Namekian Saga" of "Dragon Ball Z", Bulma told Krillin and Gohan to remain in the ship on Namek until she checks the atmosphere or until she gets the space suits ready. However, she found them on the surface as soon as she looked out the spaceship. She got upset with them. I didn't find fault with her because they could have easily breathed in toxic gases.
#1: "Waking Up A Cursed Doll"-Chucky (1990). Just kidding!!! This list is awesome!!!
Heres one
Freddy vs jason
Going after the undead killer jason with a flag pole
The ad before this vid.. wtf... "Age is Just A Number" quite the message you got there...
OH MY GOD...I hated that girl in "Dawn of the Dead" with the whole "girly love for animals" stereotype...I expect ANY horror movie scenario is going to fail if you have a "girly girl" in your group...
I was proven correct when my sister watched the movie with me and when they introduced the dog she automatically said "they're not going to kill the dog, are they?"...NOT "they're not going to kill the pregnant woman, are they?"...but, the fucking dog...that is so fucking selfish, that you're MORE concern over an animal than over your fellow survivors... 🤜😵
I reserve the right to value cute fluffy animals over the shitty humans who are often the characters in these movies.
DGneoseeker1 We reserve the right to leave you behind if you put your (and our) life in danger to go after the dog (who was in no danger, btw).
@@crs9557 In this specific case the dog was indeed in no danger and the girl was being an idiot.
If you see a paranormal object, killer, or hear some weird sound or something like that you don't stick around you say, "NOT TODAY SATAN!" And get the hell outta there. You'd be doing yourself a favor.
Ok no offense but I wouldn't call zombieland a horror movie
Me either
How about Horror Action Comedy?
Zombieland was the original Deadpool.
Horror movies are the reason i dont investigate noises without some type of weapon
i only have a knife and a hammer in my room
Heredity is both the mom and kids fault.
Alex Casillas nah the mom
why would the kid me in a party in the first place? she knew there’s was gonna be alcohol or even drugs
Also how about another version of this for Superhero films (eg: Iceman's death in the Rogue Cut of Days of Future Past, no, I will NOT let that go) dumbest decisions in a certain genres of TV shows or dumbest things people agreed to in video games (eg: weirder RDR side quests or Jack Joyce from Quantum Break agreeing to test a time machine at 4 am without knowing about the specifics).
Question: is destroying a cursed doll a good idea or a bad idea?
In case it's a soul prison for an evil ghost/spirit wouldn't destroying the doll set the ghost/spirit free? 🤔
That is a deep question.
Much like a genie in a bottle I think the soul would be free if the doll were destroyed. Whether that is good or bad depends on the spirit. It is possible the spirit was only being bad because it was angry about being trapped and once free it will go towards the light. Then again it could be demonic and once freed could possess a human. My course of action if I ever get a possessed doll is to gift it to the Pope. He'll know what to do.
@@sometimessnarky1642 then again if the object is what's the spirit bound to the realm destroying the object might destroy the spirit too
@@Hanmacx possible as well. Like I said it is a deep and difficult to answer question. But I personally don't think a soul can be bound to anything physical. Contained yes, but not bound. And I also personally don't think souls can ever be destroyed only Sent elsewhere. But there are so many variables and unanswered questions.
When I was a kid, I genuinely pondered this question as I believed in cursed dolls and all sorts of oddball ideas. I reached the conclusion that destroying the doll was probably a very bad idea.
@@Nocturnalux there is no absolute answer. It depends on what is in the doll, how it got there, if there are other ties to this world etc.
But I'm mostly with you. If it's evil and it's trapped in a doll with the constraints of a doll. I.e. it can walk but not fly. It can move and cause noises but not possess someone else.....leave it alone. Let it stay in the doll.
What about Mandy from...Mandy?
Girl's working, minding her own business and all of a sudden this weird unknown old lady asks "do you live nearby?" and Mandy proceeds to tell her exactly where her house is. BRUH
I like how the cat girl is telling us that rescuing the dog is a dumb decision.
THE DOG IS ALWAYS NUMBER ONE PRIORITY IN HORROR MOVIES!!!!!!
The dog should be used as bait.
Also, taking seriously the rich girl who says "You brought a GUN? REALLY?"
Scary movie: girl runs infront of her dad's car
Ehhh, I wouldn't really include parodies like Scary Movie or Return of the Living Dead as the characters in those are supposed to be dumb caricatures of the characters from the movies they're making fun of. It'd be like using an SNL skit or a Family Guy cut away gag in a similar list.
4:50 Year 2104 and the advanced exploration team is still using rifles from the 1960's... This should be all you need to know about the state of the expedition.
Hereditary shouldn’t be here
I ❤️ that movie.
Slick 96 you mean his mom made him take her to a highschool party she didn’t want to go to
People with life threatening food allergies have an epipen at all times. And they damn sure don't eat mystery food.
They could spend hours on Alien Covenant alone.
We don't have healthcare in the United States. An ambulance would be too expensive
Sebastian Smith I’m screaming
What are you talking about? You are literally FORCED by government mandate to get overpriced insurance now.
This family lives in a massive house...they can well afford it.
What's possible is that it'd take too long for the ambulance to get there on time. Maybe.
Yeah, the rich family in the 4 million dollar house don't have healthcare.
I was *super* young (like, 6) when I watched Dawn Of The Dead (or whatever it’s called), and I bawled my eyes out when I saw the zombies trying to get at the dog 😂
Why were you watching that movie at 6 years-old??
How about not believing the crazy guy at the beginning of the movie for starters
How are characters supposed to know it's the beginning of the movie though?
when most movies "show up late and leave early".