CORRECTIONS Episode 82: Week of Monday, October 16

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  • Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like saying Doritos are potato chips and Stevie Nicks wears scarves.
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  • @notenoughmonkeys
    @notenoughmonkeys 7 місяців тому +2369

    Correction: When a Pumpkin is carved *and* mentioned on corrections, it is no longer a Pumpkin but a Jackalantern.

    • @Senorita_Belo
      @Senorita_Belo 7 місяців тому +50

      Bravo

    • @domb8448
      @domb8448 7 місяців тому +70

      Correction: Is it not 'Jack o' lantern'?

    • @phantom-joke
      @phantom-joke 7 місяців тому +72

      I'm liking this comment but I'm not proud of it

    • @dubginkxx
      @dubginkxx 7 місяців тому +32

      Is it still a jackyl-Lantern if pumpkin carved into slices for a recipie?

    • @LapsedPacifist79
      @LapsedPacifist79 7 місяців тому +75

      Could be a jackal joke of the week. Just the right blend of funny and groan inducing.

  • @strawbarry7834
    @strawbarry7834 7 місяців тому +638

    Correction: The gavel doesn't hit the lectern, but rather a small block of wood called a "sounding block" First, because it's usually specially made of hard-wood which gives a louder sound, but second, to protect the underlying table so guys like McHenry don't totally destroy the place with his mini-Mjölnir

    • @vforwombat9915
      @vforwombat9915 7 місяців тому +48

      but is the sounding block part of the lectern?
      is a horn a part of a car when it is installed?
      is it even installed, or does it just lie on top, waiting for one errant hit at the wrong angle to send it flying into the face of some innocent lectern bystander?
      at what point do we define 'lectern?' which parts of it are lectern and which parts are not?
      this is a real rabbit hole you have opened up here, Strawberry.

    • @annamarie1942
      @annamarie1942 7 місяців тому +51

      @@vforwombat9915no, the sounding block is not a part of the lectern. it is placed on top of the lectern.

    • @parkermae
      @parkermae 7 місяців тому +12

      S-tier comment

    • @vforwombat9915
      @vforwombat9915 7 місяців тому

      @@annamarie1942 " the sounding block is not a part of the lectern'
      when a judge pounds his gavel, or a speaker pounds the____,
      what do ppl say they pound?
      they say the lectern or the ...whatever the judge's thing is called, my mind is going blank on this.
      they never say they pound the sounding block.
      now, we cold get into colloquial versus technical usage and semantics.
      this is a hive of scum and jackals, after all.
      or we can discuss if colloquial usage, which is clearly implying said sounding block is part of said object it is resting on, irregardless of whether it is attached or not, is incorrect.
      the problem with calling colloquial usage incorrect is ofc that words' meanings are defined by usage.
      if 99-99.999% of people de facto identify the sounding block as part of the lectern, then it becomes part of the lectern semantically.
      i TOLD you this is a rabbit hole.
      you followed the rabbit.
      shoulda toined left at Albuquerque instead.

    • @denisem8356
      @denisem8356 7 місяців тому +11

      Oh my! Love this infighting!

  • @Knight4humanityOG
    @Knight4humanityOG 7 місяців тому +307

    The “it’s fun doing a show for you” had me laughing uncontrollably in public. For a regular viewer that was just a perfect slow burn joke. 3 year long set up for me basically. Thank you.

    • @anro7137
      @anro7137 7 місяців тому +10

      I couldn’t breathe I was trying not to laugh so hard at that part.

    • @w0rdsandp1ctures
      @w0rdsandp1ctures 7 місяців тому +5

      Agreed. Sublime.

    • @anniejankovic8056
      @anniejankovic8056 7 місяців тому +2

      Oh my god I know it was so good

    • @erinc9672
      @erinc9672 7 місяців тому +2

      OMG I laughed so hard at that!!!

    • @nickchristensen6376
      @nickchristensen6376 5 місяців тому +3

      Yes 100%... and upon rewatch I am sure this whole episode is one of the greats

  • @Lucboe1162
    @Lucboe1162 7 місяців тому +115

    “That’s not what I’m herring” had me laughing out loud! Best corrections yet.

    • @richforsyth
      @richforsyth 7 місяців тому

      Best corrections yet agreed

  • @coreyrosen3397
    @coreyrosen3397 7 місяців тому +511

    "It's fun doin a show for you" is probably the funniest joke so far. I watched it like 10 times.

    • @TheMonroemomma
      @TheMonroemomma 7 місяців тому +18

      "There's no such thing as seagulls!" LMAO

    • @victoriah4590
      @victoriah4590 7 місяців тому +4

      Absolutely the best line!!

    • @tree2me
      @tree2me 7 місяців тому +6

      I watched it a number of times too. It was awesome

    • @staciehatfield3642
      @staciehatfield3642 7 місяців тому +27

      I think we broke Seth

    • @Jamer767
      @Jamer767 7 місяців тому +3

      @@staciehatfield3642implying we didn’t before?

  • @RoryStarr
    @RoryStarr 7 місяців тому +431

    His response to the guy complaining was perfect. Corrections is impossible to explain to people when they walk in the room, but we all know what it is. It's one big stupid in-joke. God knows why I love it, but I do.

    • @iluvdissheet
      @iluvdissheet 7 місяців тому +28

      You love it BECAUSE you know what it is.
      If you don't "get" corrections, it can feel like you're "missing" the joke.
      😂😂
      But this is also UA-cam. It is REQUIRED to have someone say something dumb in the comment section. 🤭
      I think its too late for those who don't understand.....they don't know our history! They don't know about the PO Box, jackels, and animal flubs?
      I dont have the time or energy. So I just come to talk to my friends who already get it. 🙃

    • @89psm
      @89psm 7 місяців тому +29

      Also at this point there is so much history to most jokes that either you watch the entire library of corrections or think you lost your ability to understand English

    • @burnyizland
      @burnyizland 7 місяців тому +3

      @@iluvdissheet f* man, I wish I could forget Animal Flubs.

    • @katietoole8345
      @katietoole8345 7 місяців тому +22

      It is just the right level of stupid for a Friday morning. I don't k now why, but it's such a serotonin hit. It really is like hanging out with your friends at 3am giggling about dumb sh!t nobody else knows.

    • @bluejay5045
      @bluejay5045 7 місяців тому +14

      Riiight, I've tried to talk about it before and sometimes show it to people because I want them to join the Jackals; thus far I have been unsuccessful.

  • @sigil8386
    @sigil8386 7 місяців тому +237

    This was the perfect classic Corrections with Seth snarkily rolling his eyes at jackal nitpicking, trolling by the graphics department, Animal Flubs and the card being back... and front! Even some clueless person not getting the point. Nominate this one.

    • @dbrad02
      @dbrad02 7 місяців тому +19

      Corrections Classic. Now with more Animal Flubs ™
      And look out for new Corrections: Oops, All Scollins! No seriously, look out… It’s highly upsetting.

    • @karleedemmer
      @karleedemmer 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@dbrad02 Oops, All Scollins is absolutely amazing. I need this on a shirt.

    • @obiwanswanson1635
      @obiwanswanson1635 7 місяців тому +3

      If any can win an Emmy, it's this one.

    • @smlorrin
      @smlorrin 7 місяців тому +2

      The problem is that it doesn't work if you haven't been watching for quite some time. Only a long-time fan of Corrections "gets" the jokes.

    • @kieranhair37
      @kieranhair37 7 місяців тому +4

      @@smlorrin Idk. This is my first time watching Corrections and I got it. I've seen more than enough "well actually" comments on UA-cam that Seth's snark in this made perfect sense to me. My favorite part is just that moment of flabbergasted silence after the bit about peanuts not being nuts.

  • @ggubitosi
    @ggubitosi 7 місяців тому +121

    A jackal might say Mr Platypus and his friend Koala were suspiciously sans their native accent, but Seth made it clear 30 seconds prior that Australian accents aren't yet offered at impressions camp

    • @squee599
      @squee599 7 місяців тому +17

      Well of course they aren't, accents aren't impressions. They would have to offer an Australian celebrity impression instead.
      Yes I just corrected a fellow Jackal, it's how we show affection!

    • @maureengillis2708
      @maureengillis2708 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@squee599I think it was an impression of Mitch McConnell doing an Australian accent.

  • @tylerkochman1007
    @tylerkochman1007 7 місяців тому +252

    I have never felt prouder as a Jackal. The Kyrgyzstan correction was mine!!! He used it!!!

    • @peristeravalls6208
      @peristeravalls6208 7 місяців тому +14

      You're the chosen one

    • @JesseEngelGuitar
      @JesseEngelGuitar 7 місяців тому +21

      It's a nice feeling right? I just had my first for acai. Jackals unite!

    • @pangalactictuber
      @pangalactictuber 7 місяців тому +9

      I just had my first for “3rd in line”. But apparently he dealt with it before!

    • @TheMonroemomma
      @TheMonroemomma 7 місяців тому +15

      I saw your correction just after you posted it, so I am basking in your glory. I was the English major that told him the apostrophe after an acronym is optional. Still don't know why I called myself an English major when I have had a whole career in writing. I could have just said writer. I guess the vibe of this show takes me back to my younger self, and that's a good thing!

    • @TheMonroemomma
      @TheMonroemomma 7 місяців тому +8

      @@JesseEngelGuitar I didn't learn how to pronounce açaí berries until the Brooklyn Nine-Nine episode with Lin-Manuel Miranda.

  • @MorningAngel
    @MorningAngel 7 місяців тому +521

    I'm back/I'm front is exactly why I watch Corrections. This whole segment is always both unhinged and deeply silly in the best way.

    • @creativedesignation7880
      @creativedesignation7880 7 місяців тому +5

      Did not expect to see the side brothers here.

    • @majorgnu
      @majorgnu 7 місяців тому +3

      Could you please explain that joke?
      It looks like a Covid thing to communicate someone's left a desk but will be returning, so it shouldn't be sanitized yet, but what would the "I'm Front" side say?
      "I'm Clean" or something?

    • @JohnOprey
      @JohnOprey 7 місяців тому +12

      ​@@majorgnuhe didn't do the joke on the card last week and I'm sure people complained so this week I'm back

    • @wavygravy63
      @wavygravy63 7 місяців тому +1

      Agreed 😂

    • @opaladwyl
      @opaladwyl 7 місяців тому

      😂

  • @LilBeee85
    @LilBeee85 7 місяців тому +242

    I love how Seth is particularly unhinged over cashews & peanuts not being nuts after just a few weeks back on the job😅 It's like a glimpse into his COVID self.

    • @patrickb8345
      @patrickb8345 7 місяців тому +19

      "It's fun doing a show for you! It's fun."

    • @gunfighter009
      @gunfighter009 7 місяців тому +3

      It's not even the first time he got that correction

  • @FlyingRhino
    @FlyingRhino 7 місяців тому +119

    As a New Zealander, I'd just like to say that Australian accent is spot-on. Definitely nailed it and you should do that accent as much as possible.

    • @traceyholt8223
      @traceyholt8223 7 місяців тому +16

      As an Australian, I'd like to say that our accents are different. Please don't encourage him, he's driving me nuts (not peanuts or cashews)

    • @ldzplove
      @ldzplove 7 місяців тому +2

      🤣

    • @TheAlphaKap
      @TheAlphaKap 7 місяців тому +6

      Yet his French accent ia pretty Russian.

    • @LibiB26
      @LibiB26 7 місяців тому +3

      The end of his “Aussie” accent sounded kind of Scottish

    • @jamesbaker4806
      @jamesbaker4806 2 місяці тому

      It is indeed heartwarming to know that the citizens of Australia, universally, all sound like Tom Brokaw.
      His newscasts must engender a surfeit of down-home country comfort in you genial Down-under-ers…..

  • @aldersmoke1
    @aldersmoke1 7 місяців тому +421

    This is the best Corrections yet. Whole new level of unhinged.

    • @AvishalomShalit
      @AvishalomShalit 7 місяців тому +6

      it needs the silent presence of Jenny and Amber

    • @jonathanreilly5354
      @jonathanreilly5354 7 місяців тому +9

      Agreed. Being un-nominated has given Seth and gang license to just be themselves and let Corrections be its wonderfully unhinged self.

    • @archpriestess5821
      @archpriestess5821 7 місяців тому +5

      Absolutely. I was really looking forwards to Corrections getting an Emmy, now that Carpool is no more, but somehow being free of the Emmy shadow, it's better than ever.

    • @bgusenius
      @bgusenius 7 місяців тому +6

      There is no better adjective for Corrections than unhinged.

    • @MimiYuYu
      @MimiYuYu 7 місяців тому +6

      Why is this not Emmy eligible anymore?! This is so good!

  • @Jordan-ky4nd
    @Jordan-ky4nd 7 місяців тому +662

    Taunting Wally by buying teleprompters like an 80s sitcom nemesis is incredible

    • @getnkosi
      @getnkosi 7 місяців тому +7

      🎉

    • @-feonix48-47
      @-feonix48-47 7 місяців тому +4

      Truly a modern day John Henry

    • @thexalon
      @thexalon 7 місяців тому +4

      Soon, Corrections will start with "Hello, WALLY!"

    • @elizabethalkenbrack8767
      @elizabethalkenbrack8767 7 місяців тому

      @@thexalon lmao, right?!

    • @ChristieGinns
      @ChristieGinns 7 місяців тому +1

      It’s so great that he had platypuses

  • @Peg06
    @Peg06 7 місяців тому +172

    Excellent defense of Corrections, Seth. How could one explain its entire history? It would be necessary to go back in time to a pandemic, an attic, The Thorn Birds, and a sea captain... if you know, you know.

    • @anro7137
      @anro7137 7 місяців тому +14

      I’m so happy I know.

    • @bebel9
      @bebel9 7 місяців тому +17

      Don’t forget the wasps.

    • @squee599
      @squee599 7 місяців тому +6

      And the Lego!

    • @Trevin_Taylor
      @Trevin_Taylor 7 місяців тому +2

      @@squee599 and its plural.

    • @khallo151
      @khallo151 7 місяців тому +9

      And the crochet drama

  • @cobrasys
    @cobrasys 7 місяців тому +28

    16:56 - the world's first impression of an Australian Mitch McConnell having a stroke. Your art is truly _avant-garde_ , Seth.

  • @billyeveryteen7328
    @billyeveryteen7328 7 місяців тому +169

    I nearly died on the "redone" Wile E. Coyote gag. That is not in any way exaggeration. I had a mouth full of water, and involuntarily laughed so hard that it went down the wrong pipe. I spent the next several moments with the faint feeling of drowning. So to the writers and production staff at Late Night, take this as the badge of honor it almost certainly is: I laughed so hard at that joke I accidentally waterboarded myself.

    • @katm6
      @katm6 7 місяців тому +13

      Corrections is all Seth. The writers have nothing to do with it, other than watching and providing the laughter.

    • @JaRW7
      @JaRW7 7 місяців тому +10

      Maybe a sternly worded letter to the graphic department

    • @stephen3164
      @stephen3164 7 місяців тому +1

      You wouldn’t be the first! 😮

    • @danielhenderson3753
      @danielhenderson3753 7 місяців тому +3

      They have to wait longer after stuff like that, I always miss the beginning of the next one...

    • @JediMobius
      @JediMobius 7 місяців тому +12

      I'm now wondering which version of bingo would have the square "accidentally waterboarded yourself".

  • @davidknightx
    @davidknightx 7 місяців тому +91

    "Went to the teleprompter shop! With my wife and my mistress!" absolutely killed me.

    • @bennyshambles
      @bennyshambles 7 місяців тому +8

      “Here lies Cue Card Wally, cause of death: march of time.”

  • @tucci007da
    @tucci007da 7 місяців тому +24

    "That's not what I'm herring" WELL PLAYED SIR ONE GOOD TERN DESERVES ANOTHER

  • @bmorga2
    @bmorga2 7 місяців тому +38

    New name for Corrections since Seth is always drinking, and is now caring about his desk... "A Coaster Look"

  • @katm6
    @katm6 7 місяців тому +253

    The return of Animal Flubs with Platypus as the special guest was fantastic. I wanted to "like" this multiple times. And yelling at the guy who thought Corrections is boring was hilarious. I quite literally applauded Seth's diatribe. Brilliant.

    • @jackiegootee522
      @jackiegootee522 7 місяців тому +5

      Agree! And Scollins must have contributed to Animal Flubs because it was so dark, right?

    • @Vort_tm
      @Vort_tm 7 місяців тому +9

      I was busting up laughing and my wife came in the room. She heard the end of Animal Flubs and she was like, "Oh, Corrections?" Yup.

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 7 місяців тому +2

      Loves me some Animal Flubs!

  • @aliss05
    @aliss05 7 місяців тому +380

    I screamed the moment Seth said "animal flubs"
    I love this boring, stupid show

    • @weirdloverwilde
      @weirdloverwilde 7 місяців тому +21

      I almost poked my eye out laughing when the platypus gave the most common cause of death lmao - I was looking in a mirror applying mascara lmao ☠️

    • @markm3346
      @markm3346 7 місяців тому +15

      I stood up and did "Rocky" at the top of the stairs.🤣

    • @brightknight1965
      @brightknight1965 7 місяців тому +27

      @@weirdloverwildethe whole platypus bit caught me off guard and I laughed out loud despite both my kids still being asleep 😂 this show is getting weirder and weirder and I’m here for it

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse 7 місяців тому +13

      I actually yelped out loud while pouring out tea 😅🐾

    • @jonathanreilly5354
      @jonathanreilly5354 7 місяців тому +25

      The platypus and the koala did not rehearse that hand-off

  • @d.263
    @d.263 7 місяців тому +22

    The Dream On joke was genius. The Animal Flubs bit was sublime.

  • @jamiegasbarro2400
    @jamiegasbarro2400 7 місяців тому +41

    I really hope the graphics department is also there watching Corrections because the lettuce bit was hilarious. 😂

  • @f0xh0nd51
    @f0xh0nd51 7 місяців тому +238

    “We’re having fun dude!” 🤣 best corrections in a minute. Welcome back writers and Seth!

    • @andrew66862
      @andrew66862 7 місяців тому +18

      I actually went back to 81 to let the dude know he got roasted, I couldn't help myself

    • @kb9847
      @kb9847 7 місяців тому +4

      @@andrew66862 that's awesome!! haha

    • @annamarie1942
      @annamarie1942 7 місяців тому +1

      @@andrew66862 😂

    • @coletteb.8889
      @coletteb.8889 7 місяців тому +8

      Welcome front to Seth and the writers too! 19:32

    • @Gypsymama820
      @Gypsymama820 7 місяців тому +6

      ​@@coletteb.8889was just thinking the same thing. Great Jackals think alike

  • @Esztibaba5
    @Esztibaba5 7 місяців тому +69

    The rant defending Corrections brought tears to my eyes 😂

  • @jessicaruby1ify
    @jessicaruby1ify 7 місяців тому +45

    Seth's response to the comment about the show being boring was 10/10! His response literally made me LOL.😂😅

  • @collineesh
    @collineesh 7 місяців тому +74

    Seth admitting he has fun with and likes Corrections 🥺💜

    • @LittleTreeBlue
      @LittleTreeBlue 7 місяців тому +8

      I felt the same way!! 🥹

    • @squee599
      @squee599 7 місяців тому +7

      Right?! Sometimes I worry that his annoyance at us isn't feigned but that made me feel so much better!

  • @bbingtube
    @bbingtube 7 місяців тому +112

    Corrections is my absolute favorite way to experience Seth’s comedy. He really shines with it. I think it just more fun to identify as the idiots that pick him apart and have that exasperated effect on him 😂

  • @JanStrojil
    @JanStrojil 7 місяців тому +251

    Watching Seth’s descent into unhinged madness is the best thing on UA-cam right now. It’s fun making a show for you!

  • @montgomerymauro2199
    @montgomerymauro2199 7 місяців тому +17

    The “I’m back” “I’m front” card really got me

  • @crystalestey7601
    @crystalestey7601 7 місяців тому +46

    I should have pronounced it "biscuit" made me laugh harder than it probably should have. It was so delightful I shared it with my husband who promptly said, "I don't get it.". 1. Should I divorce him? 2. Is it possible he is the sourpuss poster?

  • @johnchiu
    @johnchiu 7 місяців тому +65

    Hannibal is so good at biting! That’s the funniest take on Silence of the Lambs ever

    • @c3swift
      @c3swift 7 місяців тому +3

      FOR REAL! Literal GOLD.

    • @VA-gu1jq
      @VA-gu1jq 7 місяців тому +5

      @@c3swiftFigurative gold!

    • @jacktryinn6678
      @jacktryinn6678 7 місяців тому

      @@VA-gu1jq UNIRONIC GOLD

    • @Rechanmole
      @Rechanmole 7 місяців тому +10

      You could say Anthony Hopkins had a bit part. One that also bit parts.

    • @c3swift
      @c3swift 7 місяців тому

      Nope. Literal. Seth converts all YT profits directly into Gold Bars.
      Everyone know this, where have you been@@VA-gu1jq ?

  • @dylananderson1867
    @dylananderson1867 7 місяців тому +127

    I think it wasn't Hannibal's biting skills that were impressive, more that he was so good at tricking the guards into entering the bite zone that they eventually just decided to give up and put a muzzle on him.
    Also is there a short-form animation category at the Emmy's? That stunned, blinking koala was award worthy.

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler 7 місяців тому +7

      He was a psychopathic, bitey Tom Sawyer he was.

    • @Midori_Seabreeze
      @Midori_Seabreeze 7 місяців тому +7

      I believe it was also about dehumanizing him as well. From a cinematic standpoint and from a prison standpoint.

    • @mbur5099
      @mbur5099 7 місяців тому +1

      The whole bit on Silence of The Lambs was excellent!!!

    • @bgusenius
      @bgusenius 7 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, but that's technically part of his whole biting process...

    • @daintycaked
      @daintycaked 7 місяців тому +1

      he wasn't wearing the mask when they entered the bite zone though. he was in his cell.

  • @ferchohenry
    @ferchohenry 7 місяців тому +42

    I'm so glad that I was able to be part of corrections from episode 1. you can go back and watch everything, (even if you had the 5-month writer's strike break to catch up) but it's not the same as being able to watch every Friday after a week of monologues and closer looks fresh on your minds, and then tune in to corrections. It is a finely tuned art of correcting, callbacks, and gags from previous corrections.. my favorite part of Fridays. It's not for everyone and if you don't like it, then make like Wil E. Coyote hitting the ground and just don't watch it..

  • @Dingus6943
    @Dingus6943 7 місяців тому +14

    Well, I completed watching all 82 episodes, in the order that the playlist wants me to. I have never been more confused and entertained at the same time.

  • @sevensabrina
    @sevensabrina 7 місяців тому +296

    Corrections is such a wacky cozy segment. Ty for carrying it on ❤

    • @xCosmicJellyfishx
      @xCosmicJellyfishx 7 місяців тому +7

      Yes, cozy. That's the word I felt but didn't realize it.

    • @Hawk7886
      @Hawk7886 7 місяців тому +1

      "cozy" was not the vibe I got from the platypus skit

  • @victormendoza871
    @victormendoza871 7 місяців тому +50

    That impression camp Seth went to this year deserves an award

  • @deementia6796
    @deementia6796 7 місяців тому +66

    That was some quality Dennis Miller imitation. And I love the fact that since he hasn't done much in the last 20 years, that Dennis Miller is now an obscure reference that Dennis Miller would bring up in his comedy act.

    • @michaelbayer5094
      @michaelbayer5094 7 місяців тому +1

      Begs the question: what happened to Miller? He was good. Did he give up when he realized he was a FOX-loving right winger? Or did that get him black-balled?

    • @Hadenufyet
      @Hadenufyet 7 місяців тому +3

      @@michaelbayer5094siding with the power structure is never funny.

    • @mkatepaski9947
      @mkatepaski9947 7 місяців тому +1

      There's plenty of Gen xers who still love dennis miller. He still has respect from comedians, there's no one as quit witted and specific. He is retired but was on fly on the wall podcast a little while back.

    • @luanneoriger6127
      @luanneoriger6127 7 місяців тому +3

      The Dennis Miller impression was superb! 19:51

  • @nilesoien4439
    @nilesoien4439 7 місяців тому +44

    The opening put down with the clonk of putting the glass on the desk next to the coaster is a gem!

    • @VideoNozoki
      @VideoNozoki 7 місяців тому +1

      That was perfect. I didn't expect it, and the sound was so much LOUDER and clearer than you'd expect. (Starts Corrections with a great laugh)

  • @sempressfi
    @sempressfi 7 місяців тому +22

    Omg the Ren faire comaprison joke 😆😆 the whole response to that question was unexpectedly wholesome/appreciated lol "the jackals, the crew here, and i all know what it is and enjoy it, not our fault you need to train your algorithm better" 😂😂 i sincerely hope they watch this one, esp the Animal Flubs

  • @Operation_FUBAR
    @Operation_FUBAR 7 місяців тому +80

    So glad to see the return of Animal Flubs!

    • @davidb6576
      @davidb6576 7 місяців тому +6

      I heart Emo Platypus!

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 7 місяців тому +5

      I used to think that the theme song for Animal Flubs was boring and tedious, but now I love it. Goes to show you how a writer's strike can make you appreciate what you have.

    • @williamferguson8543
      @williamferguson8543 7 місяців тому +4

      F…L…U…B…S…are the five letters…you use…to spell Flubs…Animal Flubs!!!

  • @sarahkaake1955
    @sarahkaake1955 7 місяців тому +30

    Whenever we watch Corrections, my husband and I get out our Jackal mugs and pour ourselves dark beers and sit back and enjoy ☺️ This Corrections had me, my hubby, and our 14 year old daughter laughing out loud. So glad to see the return of Animal Flubs-I had tears streaming down my face I was laughing so hard.
    Seth, haters are gonna hate. We Jackals have your back (even if we sometimes stab you in it 😘)

  • @justaworm1201
    @justaworm1201 7 місяців тому +7

    " it's SO fun making a show for you guys!"
    I actually laughed out loud. 💀

  • @LostPurgeGX
    @LostPurgeGX 7 місяців тому +31

    "It's fun doing a show for you!" had me cackling

    • @jrojala
      @jrojala 7 місяців тому +6

      The shoulder work really sent me

    • @libinlondon
      @libinlondon 7 місяців тому +1

      And the aggressive ticking!!

  • @johnchiu
    @johnchiu 7 місяців тому +46

    Corrections is back to 20 minutes! Glorious day 🎉

  • @robertwilcox9566
    @robertwilcox9566 7 місяців тому +24

    You're really gonna love this: most venom wont act as poison when ingested. Generally they need to get into the bloodstream directly.

    • @vmclaur
      @vmclaur 7 місяців тому +1

      Just left the same comment before seeing this one!

    • @meganbarber3599
      @meganbarber3599 7 місяців тому

      However they say don't suck the venom from snake bites.

  • @Merten5
    @Merten5 7 місяців тому +129

    Literally my favorite weekly comedy on UA-cam. Thank you Seth and crew and of course my fellow jackals!!!

    • @cobrasys
      @cobrasys 7 місяців тому +7

      Same here. Fridays are already great, and Corrections makes it twice as good.

  • @abigailsalmanac
    @abigailsalmanac 7 місяців тому +49

    I love that Seth got a coaster and then didn’t use it at all 👍

    • @katm6
      @katm6 7 місяців тому +5

      We all knew that was coming. And then moved his drink to the other side. It was making me twitch that he wasn't usint it. Grandma instilled the use of coasters in me.

  • @GCD-number1comrade
    @GCD-number1comrade 7 місяців тому +63

    It's not a jack o lantern until a light is placed inside and lit. Until then, it's a carved pumpkin

  • @ragnarokncc3137
    @ragnarokncc3137 7 місяців тому +23

    This is fast becoming a favourite segment. Something about giving weird and often insular jokes this much room to breathe is just so satisfying.

  • @MajikkanBeingsUnite
    @MajikkanBeingsUnite 7 місяців тому +20

    Correction for one of these corrections: Not all gulls are herring gulls. There's a lot of species of gull, from tiny little ringbilled gulls and mew gulls to great big herring gulls and glaucous gulls. There are even many gull hybrids, such as the Olympic Gull found in coastal western Canada, which are part herring gull and part several other species of gull. Also, seagull is a perfectly valid slang term for gull, since you often see them by the sea, and everyone knows what "seagull" means.
    Did the ornithologist mean that the specific gull shown was a herring gull, or were they not, in fact, a gull expert and more focused on, say, passerines?
    Disclaimer: I'm not an ornithologist myself, but I do have autistic perseverations on birds, taxonomy, and etymology. And cats.

    • @dash_rabbit
      @dash_rabbit 7 місяців тому +1

      I know, right?!
      I was here to say that. There are dozens of Gull species that lay people refer to as seagulls. (my favorite is the Bonaparte's Gull. They're cute as a button.)
      I don't know what that corrector was, but he sure wasn't an ornithologist.

  • @kaloraan7987
    @kaloraan7987 7 місяців тому +25

    That animal flubs segment was the hardest I’ve laughed in a while.

  • @SarahM123
    @SarahM123 7 місяців тому +76

    Corrections is my favorite part of the week, and this episode was the hardest I've laughed so far. Sorry everyone else in the house. Animal flubs.

    • @Happytravellerkimmy
      @Happytravellerkimmy 7 місяців тому +7

      I hate but also love animal flubs. I laughed but only through heavy cringe.

  • @JamesLibrary
    @JamesLibrary 7 місяців тому +11

    The Hannibal Lector bit was a perfect opportunity for a callback to the “watch out for his teeth!” story.

  • @richardgreaney9928
    @richardgreaney9928 7 місяців тому +26

    THAT was an episode certainly worthy to send to the Academy! I LMFAO through the whole show. 🤪😂

  • @schattentaenzerin
    @schattentaenzerin 7 місяців тому +156

    I just wanna give the team extra thanks and kudos for always providing official subtitles! 💐
    If you could give a shout out to the people providing them, that would be great.
    I keep nagging big channels to include official subtitles all the time, so that people with hearing impairments or foreign speakers can enjoy the content.
    And it's so wonderful to find a show that has official subtitles, even for background noises and they are on time and not delayed by 20 seconds.
    It really means a lot to me.
    And I'm sure to many others as well.
    It's great that I could get my deaf and hard of hearing friends and family to join in on the fun here.
    Thank you so much for being inclusive 😊
    (this was a new segment called "The appreciative jackal")

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 7 місяців тому +12

      I have an auditory processing delay, so I watch with CC/subtitles. The last line is wrong. It’s not “Steven next week.” It’s either his usual “see me next week” or “Stevie Nicks week” as a callback. 😅😊

    • @danbsports6760
      @danbsports6760 7 місяців тому +5

      Great new segment. Deserves a sponsor.

    • @EricaGamet
      @EricaGamet 7 місяців тому +5

      Can't wait to see what the graphics department comes up with for the intro titles!

    • @thesoupin8or673
      @thesoupin8or673 7 місяців тому +5

      ​@@lynnhettrick7588are you sure? I thought it was in reference to the Aerosmith guy, for this episode. He did "Stevie Nicks week" last week

    • @pastramicheesemonster4873
      @pastramicheesemonster4873 7 місяців тому +1

      @@lynnhettrick7588 it sounded like, "Stevie Nicks week" to me. (I don't have any hearing impairments).

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 7 місяців тому +86

    Corrections will never not be hilarious. Absolutely and pure gold.

  • @dr3w2010x
    @dr3w2010x 7 місяців тому +17

    So happy to see animal flubs back!!
    🐨🦅🐦🦔🐮

  • @jehCdrum
    @jehCdrum 7 місяців тому +13

    i love how the time off let Seth not have to deal with these, and now watching him fly off the handle is even more hilarious

  • @gischick81
    @gischick81 7 місяців тому +12

    I literally just spit out my coffee when Seth said, “wtf is this stupid show?” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Cash5YR
    @Cash5YR 7 місяців тому +26

    "We all know what this is." The absolute best description of this show. That being be said, "This is the kind of story we need right now."

  • @sallymarr5329
    @sallymarr5329 7 місяців тому +17

    I have never laughed so much at a Corrections before. The animal flubs was the best. I know you can no longer win an Emmy but you certainly are deserving of some kind of recognition for being so entertaining!

  • @MrsOdie2
    @MrsOdie2 7 місяців тому +10

    Your Dennis Miller impression had me crying tears of mirth, in my house, like an Edith Wharton novel.

  • @pressinpickle345
    @pressinpickle345 7 місяців тому +439

    This might be your best corrections yet. Hilarious

    • @petecoogan
      @petecoogan 7 місяців тому +12

      It's gotta be the most inside baseball episode. No one could start with this one. It's all in jokes

    • @francescaa8331
      @francescaa8331 7 місяців тому +3

      It's very good.

    • @strattonjthomas
      @strattonjthomas 7 місяців тому +6

      This is a great corrections…this may be the Emmy…

    • @RVCfilm
      @RVCfilm 7 місяців тому +4

      The comparison to a Renaissance fair was perfection. Seth hates and loves the jackals so much.

    • @anro7137
      @anro7137 7 місяців тому +1

      It was the best because it was so personal to us Jackals. Thank you Seth, we love this symbiotic relationship as well!

  • @khallo151
    @khallo151 7 місяців тому +48

    When you fall asleep watching corrections at 9pm, you get a secondary sense of excitement the next morning when you realize you have more corrections to watch 😆

  • @kurtshantz5279
    @kurtshantz5279 7 місяців тому +53

    I love how one moment Seth is ranting about how "fun" it is to make a show for jackals, but then the minute someone insults it he steps up to defend it. Genuinely heartwarming. And in that spirit... Correction: For "Doth that make sense?", you pronounced "Doth" like "Dawth" when the proper Shakespearean pronunciation is actually "Duth" (like in "does" or "duh").

    • @Hadenufyet
      @Hadenufyet 7 місяців тому +3

      Jackal award

    • @commontater8630
      @commontater8630 7 місяців тому +4

      Who in the 21st Century determines what 'proper' Shakespearean pronunciation is? Shakespearean jackals, of course!

    • @RosieRoseDesigner
      @RosieRoseDesigner 7 місяців тому +8

      ​@@commontater8630we call them Shackles

    • @commontater8630
      @commontater8630 7 місяців тому

      @@RosieRoseDesigner Eh, pretty good...

    • @desmondmolloy9173
      @desmondmolloy9173 7 місяців тому +2

      I think in that case, the sentence should be “Doth that make thenthe?”.

  • @tubabelle
    @tubabelle 7 місяців тому +8

    this episode needs to be nominated for an emmy! I was crying from laughing so hard!

  • @florallychaotic
    @florallychaotic 7 місяців тому +64

    You ever think we're gonna accidentally cause the blindness of Seth from him rolling his eyes too far back in his head and getting stuck in reaction to us Jackals?

  • @haydenelledge2206
    @haydenelledge2206 7 місяців тому +25

    I love the fact that he acknowledged everyone saying he needed a coaster, and then he just doesn't use it

    • @buckyvonbuck2410
      @buckyvonbuck2410 7 місяців тому

      There may be coasters working on the show already. He’s subconsciously not using the coaster as he can’t rely on coasters

  • @barbradawnbarrett
    @barbradawnbarrett 7 місяців тому +25

    This weeks episode is *chef's kiss* perfect! I laughed so hard I'm crying!

  • @andreaeisenberg8851
    @andreaeisenberg8851 7 місяців тому +10

    Oiii I was laughing so hard my husband walked in and looked at me like I was nuts. But not a cashew or peanut obvi.

  • @unvergebeneid
    @unvergebeneid 7 місяців тому +88

    I have to admit, for 90% of these, I distinctly remember that there was a part of my brain that upon hearing the joke was like "uhm, actually..." until another part of my brain was like "shut up, it's a joke!"

    • @anro7137
      @anro7137 7 місяців тому +24

      Let your inner Jackal out, join us.

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs 7 місяців тому +9

      Yes, join us.

    • @christianaburrell9802
      @christianaburrell9802 7 місяців тому +8

      Join us

    • @iluvdissheet
      @iluvdissheet 7 місяців тому +6

      You're one of us......Embrace it!

    • @LaurelKline
      @LaurelKline 7 місяців тому +6

      "Uhm, actually..." is the mating call of the Jackals.

  • @jb888888888
    @jb888888888 7 місяців тому +207

    Lasso and lariat can be used interchangeably as a noun. You can lasso with a lasso, or lasso with a lariat. You can't lariat with a lasso though. #HotJackalOnJackalAction

    • @c3swift
      @c3swift 7 місяців тому +20

      I get my Lasso facts from Wonder Woman... Cowboys are way too feminine to give me that kind of information.

    • @davidb6576
      @davidb6576 7 місяців тому +46

      Jackal on Jackal action was what Seth was doing last week with those two 3D printed sins against god.

    • @jaylh2001
      @jaylh2001 7 місяців тому +13

      Correcting the corrections he's making is peek jackal

    • @TheGolux
      @TheGolux 7 місяців тому +2

      Can you lariat in a wrestling ring?

    • @Rechanmole
      @Rechanmole 7 місяців тому +4

      But can you lariat with a lariat?

  • @AnonEyeMouse
    @AnonEyeMouse 7 місяців тому +13

    CORRECTION:Venom doesn't become poison if ingested. Venoms are specific chemicals that are evolved to immobilise or kill via a specific chemical reaction. Ingestion places the venom in the digestive tract where it will be broken down like other parts of the prey species. The venom would need to be also toxic to harm the imbiber. That, however, would make,e it a toxin, not a poison.

  • @een_schildpad
    @een_schildpad 7 місяців тому +13

    OMG I absolutely love corrections!!! It's so amazing that they were able to capture a bit of the unhinged intimacy that we came to know and love in the pandemic era 🙃

  • @jesss5334
    @jesss5334 7 місяців тому +30

    I can’t express how much I love and have missed corrections. I might just call in sick today, stay in bed, and watch them all again from the beginning.

  • @aaronharris239
    @aaronharris239 7 місяців тому +33

    I love Wally having an arch nemesis. It's canon.

  • @Knight4humanityOG
    @Knight4humanityOG 7 місяців тому +14

    Seeing all the comments I have to agree this was the best corrections ever uploaded. Thank you late night staff for todays laughs. Haven’t laughed so hard in a long time.

  • @bradymabe9937
    @bradymabe9937 7 місяців тому +4

    I love how antagonistic Corrections has gotten 😂

  • @lixak6307
    @lixak6307 7 місяців тому +19

    The Ren Faire bit made me inhale my wine

    • @bec7080
      @bec7080 7 місяців тому +3

      It's good to see the Ren faire defense 😂 like why are you here

  • @ThatLeBelKid
    @ThatLeBelKid 7 місяців тому +83

    This is without a doubt my favorite, stupid, boring show❤

    • @LittleTreeBlue
      @LittleTreeBlue 7 місяців тому +11

      10/10 would by a tshirt that said: Corrections: My favorite stupid, boring show

  • @ThisVlogHasNoTitle
    @ThisVlogHasNoTitle 7 місяців тому +3

    I hope Wally dresses up as a teleprompter for Halloween XP

  • @mayakanitkar1417
    @mayakanitkar1417 7 місяців тому +6

    These impressions keep getting better!
    Saw the Monday 16th taping live and was a great experience! I made the crochet jackal for Seth back in January so I brought in a picture of him holding it and he signed it for me :))

  • @jmmahony
    @jmmahony 7 місяців тому +43

    CORRECTION: a wheel well is the space on a vehicle where a wheel is. It's not easily visible from inside a vehicle, and it's normally open on the bottom, so no loose items could be rolling around in there. Obviously you meant the footwell, which is the space where your feet go.

    • @Feralsquirrel
      @Feralsquirrel 7 місяців тому

      If the rollercoaster is janky enough the wheel well might be open to the footwell.

    • @ElonsDiamondMine
      @ElonsDiamondMine 7 місяців тому +1

      also not to be confused with a wonderwall, which is when they're gonna throw it all back to you

  • @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks
    @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks 7 місяців тому +85

    Correction: Hannibal Lecter isn’t really the “villain” of Silence of the Lambs. Buffalo Bill is. Hannibal is a criminally insane cannibal but he doesn’t play the role of the story’s antagonist

    • @d.263
      @d.263 7 місяців тому +4

      If anything, Hannibal is helpful in assisting the FBI...until he isn't.

    • @sadie1606
      @sadie1606 7 місяців тому +1

      He is the anti-hero if you will

    • @cobrasys
      @cobrasys 7 місяців тому +7

      I feel like there's a "Hannibal Lectern" joke to be made here, but my brain isn't being helpful coughing it up.

    • @maarleyjedermann3174
      @maarleyjedermann3174 7 місяців тому +1

      I'd also like to correct that he is not really "good at biting", he just bites. We all *can* bite, but we *don't*. It's not a matter of skill, but of disinhibition. Willingness to cross that line.

    • @commaJim
      @commaJim 7 місяців тому +1

      He is nevertheless a villain *in* /Silence of the Lambs/, so I think Seth is safe.

  • @KitoBallard
    @KitoBallard 7 місяців тому +5

    Seth loosing it to the "Back/Front" joke is hilarious XD Welcome back dude. Keep on being awesome.

  • @gratefuljackal8183
    @gratefuljackal8183 7 місяців тому +2

    So many gems in this one! Love "snarky" Seth pretending to lose it and LOVED him barking back at that commenter! It was hilarious AND satisfying because we never respond to those comments but I do want to smack them. He's back, indeed!! (and front) 🤣🐾🐾💙

  • @ikanc7516
    @ikanc7516 7 місяців тому +14

    That teleprompter joke broke me😂

  • @ecbh8487
    @ecbh8487 7 місяців тому +57

    One of the best corrections ever. Love to see you laugh too. So great to have you back
    When you returned, I realized again how appreciative I am that you sit at a desk without a suit on and connect with the audience in a different way. Such a good thing. You always look very nice.

    • @TheMonroemomma
      @TheMonroemomma 7 місяців тому +7

      He ROCKS those fancy sweaters!

  • @statistics_em
    @statistics_em 7 місяців тому +4

    0:26 looks like it's a protest sign trying to release someone named standup from prison

  • @kicsms_science3729
    @kicsms_science3729 7 місяців тому +5

    5:33 That smirk before he starts the Dennis Miller impression! 😂

  • @cayce9010
    @cayce9010 7 місяців тому +25

    Holy crap, that Animal Flubs got me. An earlier episode had a chain going to bring it back, then I went down a rabbit hole, gophered up some old episodes to hawk the old flubs, and then Seth dung beetle rolls this out at the last second for us jackals. I love corrections so much.

    • @anro7137
      @anro7137 7 місяців тому +2

      The visuals, wow.

    • @TheMonroemomma
      @TheMonroemomma 7 місяців тому +1

      You could write content for Colbert's "meanwhile" intro!

  • @LittleMissPeppi
    @LittleMissPeppi 7 місяців тому +6

    11:20 F bomb dropped harder than Wile E. Coyote off the cliff 😂

  • @Pixis1
    @Pixis1 7 місяців тому +5

    Yes, the return of Animal Flubs! That segment makes me laugh harder than possibly anything else on UA-cam.

  • @inluridity
    @inluridity 7 місяців тому +8

    Animal Flubs returns! :D I loved the platypus solo, from there to the end I just dissolved into hopeless giggles and tears, this "boring stupid show" is the best and I'm so glad y'all are back :D

  • @umchoyka
    @umchoyka 7 місяців тому +67

    Best corrections episode by far. I'm cry laughing over the animal flubs XD

    • @mrychards6682
      @mrychards6682 7 місяців тому +7

      I had to laugh-snort a few times!

    • @KatySueWho
      @KatySueWho 7 місяців тому +5

      Ditto! 😂😂😂

    • @peggyking9543
      @peggyking9543 7 місяців тому +4

      Singing along is the best part as you can just mumble the words you don't know. 😂

  • @HiEv001
    @HiEv001 7 місяців тому +16

    FYI, he didn't strike the lectern with the gavel, he struck a sound block (a.k.a. a "striking block"), which is that (usually) round piece of wood you'll often see the gavel resting on, that was on the lectern.
    EDIT: Added the "usually" bit, not only because it's more accurate, but because they apparently have one that isn't round in the House Chamber currently.

  • @kat-n-crunch5668
    @kat-n-crunch5668 7 місяців тому +3

    Hands down, my favorite corrections ever! Seth is best when he's extra spicey!🌶🌶🌶

  • @Belril
    @Belril 7 місяців тому +7

    Three cheers for Animal Flubs!